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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,160 Nervous. 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,400 Oh, no, I'm excited. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,203 No, no, I mean I'm... a bit nervous. 4 00:00:07,242 --> 00:00:09,162 Why are you nervous? It's my high school reunion. 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,279 Yeah, I know, but, you know... He is going to be there. 6 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,279 - Who? - What do you mean who? 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,099 Your first love. 8 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,579 The one. 9 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,444 He who cannot be named. 10 00:00:21,519 --> 00:00:23,077 - Oh... - Adam. 11 00:00:23,102 --> 00:00:25,139 Oh, Greg, you don't have to talk to him. 12 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,459 Talk to him? 13 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,400 I'm looking forward to having a beer with him. 14 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,919 And I'm gonna be cool. 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,819 Just super cool. 16 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,619 Yeah, well, that is very grown-up of you. 17 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,480 Well, I mean, he's your first boyfriend, Em. 18 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:37,859 That's special. 19 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,379 He's been a big part of your life. 20 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,279 Both of our lives in a way. 21 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,279 I'm excited to meet him. 22 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,560 I'm just gonna be cool. 23 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,559 Cool like Coolio. 24 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,379 I'm just glad that I finally got something to flaunt. 25 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,819 Thanks, Em. 26 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,699 You were talking about your job. 27 00:00:58,723 --> 00:01:00,097 - Yep. - Yep. Misread that. 28 00:01:00,122 --> 00:01:01,961 Yep, my new job. But... 29 00:01:01,986 --> 00:01:04,335 But you too, absolutely. 30 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,279 I mean, they're both equally flaunt-worthy. 31 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:09,819 - Yes. - Yep. Oh, it's just here. 32 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,379 Thanks, driver. 33 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,659 OK. Let's rock this reunion! 34 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,539 Ah, Brad, I'm sorry, it's partners only. 35 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:18,755 - Oh. - Yeah. 36 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,459 - Yeah, OK. I'll just... - Yeah. 37 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,675 I'll just wait here, then. 38 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,880 Yep. 39 00:01:24,446 --> 00:01:25,659 Have fun. 40 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,299 Sorry, bro. Only gave you two stars. Your car's shit! 41 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,659 Greg, not funny. 42 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,579 I used to play Gameboy 43 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,139 Now I don't... 44 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,728 The Raeburn multi-purpose hall. 45 00:01:48,753 --> 00:01:50,812 So many purposes. 46 00:01:51,124 --> 00:01:52,415 Not a huge turnout. 47 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,816 Are you sure partners were invited? 48 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,779 Yeah, it's just that we're 40-somethings now, 49 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,739 prime divorce territory. 50 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,470 Lots of bitter singles here tonight. 51 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,715 Yeah, hello, Tinder? 52 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,819 I'd like to report a malfunction. 53 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,499 Your app's telling me that there's 15 single women my age 54 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,859 within 20m of my current location. 55 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,299 WOMAN: Over here! 56 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,659 Yes, I am outside a school reunion, actually. 57 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,419 Oh. 58 00:02:19,857 --> 00:02:21,659 No, that's terrific news. 59 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,299 No, thank you. 60 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,506 The perfect storm. 61 00:02:27,531 --> 00:02:30,370 I got up to so much mischief in this place. 62 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:31,980 - Really? - Mm-hmm! 63 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:36,459 The Em that I know would've been front row... Eyes on the teacher... 64 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,419 Emily Dawson, you sexy minx! 65 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,899 (BOTH SQUEAL) 66 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,200 There's a new noise. 67 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,139 Oh, Greg, this is Clea! 68 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,355 Ahh! 69 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,560 No, no, no, no. 70 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,899 Let me map you. 71 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,739 Yep. You're the one. 72 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,779 You're perfect for Em, without question. 73 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:01,880 Now we hug. 74 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:04,099 That's... that's great. 75 00:03:04,562 --> 00:03:06,699 Yep. Yep. 76 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:10,299 Clea and I were inseparable in high school. 77 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,059 I can't believe that we lost touch. 78 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,459 Oh, things happen, Em. 79 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,939 But we're together now! 80 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,071 Remember that time we swapped Mr Murphy's heart pills for Tic Tacs? 81 00:03:18,096 --> 00:03:19,544 Oh, we so did! 82 00:03:19,569 --> 00:03:21,478 - That sounds quite dangerous. - Oh, it was fine. 83 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,822 The paramedics appreciated the minty breath! (LAUGHS) 84 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:27,779 Now, what did we call you? You had a nickname. 85 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,080 Ah, no, I don't think... 86 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,059 Oh, God, Em! Look who's here! 87 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:33,841 - Wrong Hole Wally. - (LAUGHS) 88 00:03:33,866 --> 00:03:35,235 Wrong Hole Wally? 89 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,539 Shh. (LAUGHS) 90 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,219 Was it a golf thing or...? 91 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,259 - (PHONE RINGS) - Oh, poor Wally. 92 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,659 Oh, poor Stacey Carlson. 93 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,299 Excuse me. 94 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,491 Yeah, Brad? 95 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,622 Em, you've gotta get me into this party. 96 00:03:47,647 --> 00:03:49,615 Ah, Brad, it's partners only. 97 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,639 No, listen, my dating app has gone nuts. 98 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:53,740 They're calling it a once-in-a-generation Tinder storm. 99 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:55,359 Who's calling it that, Brad? 100 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,019 Who's Brad? Is he cute? Can I talk to him? Who is he? 101 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:03,019 Ah... hey, Brad, ah, I think we might have just found you a wife. 102 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,579 Yes! I mean... thanks. 103 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,419 A dry white, please. 104 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,179 Thank you. 105 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,459 - Hey. - Hey. 106 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,539 Are you an ex-student here or a WAG, like myself? 107 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:20,835 School captain, actually. 108 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,139 Adam. 109 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,219 - You're Adam? - Yep. 110 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,859 Cool to meet you... 111 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,359 ...my man. 112 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,640 (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 113 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,760 I'm... 114 00:04:35,204 --> 00:04:36,899 ...Greg Butler. 115 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,059 Emily Dawson's husband. 116 00:04:39,192 --> 00:04:41,291 Emily. Oh, well, you're a lucky man, Greg. 117 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,797 Yeah. 118 00:04:43,969 --> 00:04:45,093 What are you drinking, A-train? 119 00:04:45,117 --> 00:04:46,881 Whatever it is, I'm buying. 120 00:04:46,906 --> 00:04:48,979 Well, the drinks are provided, so... 121 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,499 Could I have a white wine, thanks? 122 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:55,493 That's a shame because usually I like to make it rain with cash money. 123 00:04:56,923 --> 00:04:58,123 But free's cool. 124 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:03,999 Hey, Adam, I just... 125 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,739 I just wanted to say... 126 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,847 We're good, yeah, you and me? 127 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,379 Yeah. 128 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,680 Oh, cool. 129 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,216 I mean, you'll always have a special place in Em's heart, 130 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,496 and that's the way it should be. 131 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,595 Really? 132 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,382 Absolutely. 133 00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:21,289 And I know you have a lot to catch up on tonight, 134 00:05:21,313 --> 00:05:24,732 and I want you to know that I'm cool with that. 135 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,459 Wow. 136 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:31,050 Make the most of tonight, and I promise you, I will not hover. 137 00:05:31,075 --> 00:05:33,854 I'm not one of those helicopter husbands. 138 00:05:35,698 --> 00:05:37,157 I'm cool. 139 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,000 I see that. 140 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,099 Well, that's very cool of you, Greg. 141 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,899 Now, go do your thang, yeah? 142 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,899 I'll go hang with the nerds. 143 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,619 Thanks. 144 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,179 I think one of those... 145 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,819 Just one dry white. 146 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,739 Emily Dawson and Clea! 147 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,499 - Adam! - Good to see you. 148 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:59,800 And you must be... 149 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,499 - Brad. - My husband. 150 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,800 Oh, good for you, guys. 151 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:03,915 You look happy. 152 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,079 Brad's an amazing provider... 153 00:06:06,715 --> 00:06:07,486 Guilty. 154 00:06:07,511 --> 00:06:09,259 ...in the bedroom. 155 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:15,996 That's right. I... just bought us a new memory foam mattress. 156 00:06:16,021 --> 00:06:18,619 - Boy, have we made some memories! - (LAUGHS) 157 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,920 We have. 158 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:22,082 Sex memories. 159 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:24,779 And, Em... 160 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,915 It's been a long time. 161 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:26,995 It has. 162 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,200 This is for you. 163 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,899 Oh, Adam, that's so kind of you. Thank you. 164 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,979 Oh, God, we've got so much to catch up on. 165 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,859 Where do we start? 166 00:06:34,884 --> 00:06:38,339 Well, I have just been telling Clea about my new job in publishing. 167 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,514 Publishing, I love publishing. 168 00:06:40,539 --> 00:06:42,099 I always knew your talent ran deep. 169 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,819 Brad's talents run deep. 170 00:06:44,193 --> 00:06:45,892 Real deep. 171 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:48,859 To marriage! 172 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,539 Oh, to marriage! 173 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,899 (RETRO ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) 174 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,899 Chicken stick? 175 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,519 Sure. Why not? Just the one. 176 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,579 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Consider yourself parked. 177 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,755 (LAUGHS) 178 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,960 Hey! 179 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,814 Looks like I've got some competition. 180 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:16,625 Alright, big fella? 181 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:18,720 No, all yours, big fella. 182 00:07:18,746 --> 00:07:20,045 Yeah. 183 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,450 It's funny, isn't it? 184 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:24,094 Being back where it all happened. 185 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,059 No, I never went to school here. 186 00:07:26,084 --> 00:07:26,989 Yeah. 187 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,233 You said it. 188 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,519 Best years of our lives. 189 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:31,884 Sure. 190 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,125 I lost my virginity here. 191 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,139 In the multi-purpose hall? 192 00:07:38,164 --> 00:07:39,319 No! 193 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,679 I'm not a hussie. 194 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,339 In the shelter sheds. 195 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,992 Oh, those were the days. 196 00:07:45,091 --> 00:07:46,630 I was king of the world. 197 00:07:47,512 --> 00:07:49,319 She was my queen. 198 00:07:49,712 --> 00:07:51,731 Queen of the shelter sheds. 199 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,336 I might just go to the bar to get another wine. 200 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,219 - Can you grab me one too? - Sure. 201 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,379 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 202 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,919 This is our song, baby! 203 00:08:14,974 --> 00:08:18,193 We used to dance to this before we were married. 204 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:19,919 Before the kids. 205 00:08:20,455 --> 00:08:23,635 Forget the kids, darling... just this once. 206 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,759 Just hold me. 207 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:35,899 So, I pop his shoulder back in and said, 208 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:38,149 "Go and make Australia proud, Starky." 209 00:08:38,174 --> 00:08:40,293 He goes out, takes three wickets, wins the match. 210 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,520 That's incredible. 211 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,096 Now, you've gotta meet my husband, Greg. 212 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,699 Oh, no, we've met. 213 00:08:46,704 --> 00:08:47,904 Oh. 214 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:52,691 So, what you do, Adam, besides keep fit? 215 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,525 I work in remedial massage. 216 00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:57,121 Oh, that's the best kind of massage. 217 00:08:57,183 --> 00:08:59,879 Yeah, I work with Remedial Masseuses Without Borders. 218 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:00,960 San Frontier. 219 00:09:00,961 --> 00:09:02,160 Yeah, that too. 220 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,899 Yeah, I work with sports team as well. 221 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,259 I love working with my hands. 222 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,890 They seem like very capable hands. 223 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,334 No complaints yet. 224 00:09:09,359 --> 00:09:12,379 Adam Sharp, as I breathe and live. 225 00:09:12,404 --> 00:09:14,615 Ah, Mrs Vateras, it's good to see you. 226 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,139 Well, well, well... 227 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,019 I can tell you're still a swimmer. 228 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,860 Sorry, is this normal, teachers coming to these things? 229 00:09:22,885 --> 00:09:29,059 Oh, no, but I do like to pop my head in and see how everyone's grown up. 230 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,019 Excuse me. 231 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,019 Thank you. Thank you. 232 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,320 To the top, all the way. 233 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,475 Keep going, keep going. 234 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,555 Thank you. 235 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:37,959 You remember Emily Dawson? 236 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,155 I do. 237 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,019 Emily's just been telling me about her fantastic career in publishing. 238 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,499 Publishing?! (LAUGHS) 239 00:09:46,203 --> 00:09:48,742 How... peculiar. 240 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,619 Why peculiar? 241 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,059 Well, the written word was hardly your forte, 242 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,899 was it, Emily? 243 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,779 Writing was my forte. 244 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,179 I didn't have any other fortes. 245 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:05,819 Well, there's writing, and then there's original writing, 246 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,120 Emily. 247 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:12,897 And I trust by now, you've learnt to tell the difference. 248 00:10:14,427 --> 00:10:15,646 God. 249 00:10:15,671 --> 00:10:18,260 Is that Wrong Hole Wally? 250 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,339 What was all that about? 251 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,259 I wrote a poem in Year 12 that was so brilliant 252 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,861 that Mrs Vateras thought that I'd plagiarised it. 253 00:10:26,908 --> 00:10:29,599 But I remember the exact moment that it came to me. 254 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:32,739 I was with my family on safari in Africa. 255 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,739 Oh, how good's Nelson Mandela? 256 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:35,497 Yeah. 257 00:10:35,522 --> 00:10:38,659 And I woke up in the middle of the night in this feverish sweat, 258 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,699 and the words, they just poured out of me. 259 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,875 What's happened? 260 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:45,699 Oh, Mrs Venereal is still crapping on about my poem being a rip-off. 261 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,035 - Oh! - Was it? 262 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,339 Brad, no. 263 00:10:48,619 --> 00:10:49,958 I feel your pain, Em. 264 00:10:51,329 --> 00:10:54,379 Oh, yeah, it's in your right trapezius, if I'm not mistaken. 265 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,480 Do you want me to get my oils? They're in my Audi. 266 00:10:56,516 --> 00:10:58,455 Adam, it was my poem. 267 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,379 Why would I put it in the school time capsule if I'd ripped it off? 268 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,599 Oh, my God. The time capsule! 269 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:06,059 I'm pretty sure I put a half-finished Big M in there 270 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,714 - right before they sealed it! - (LAUGHS) 271 00:11:08,925 --> 00:11:12,783 You know, if I could find that poem, I could prove her wrong. 272 00:11:12,808 --> 00:11:15,709 Wrong Hole Wally put a curried egg sandwich in there. 273 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:18,339 That thing will be nuclear by 2043. 274 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,259 Pity Venereal will be dead by then. 275 00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:24,819 - Hey, let's dig it up. - Yes! 276 00:11:24,844 --> 00:11:25,788 - Yes! - What? 277 00:11:25,813 --> 00:11:27,163 Are you scared you'll get a detention? 278 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:27,995 Ohh! 279 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,976 No, but even if you do dig it up, it's going to be locked. 280 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,416 Then we'll find the key. Come on, Em. 281 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,568 - Yeah. Yeah! (SQUEALS) - Whoo-hoo! 282 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,139 - Brad, no. - Oh. 283 00:11:35,632 --> 00:11:36,623 Whoo! 284 00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:38,584 - Bad girls. - I'm back! 285 00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,010 Go, go, go! 286 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,334 - Oh, gosh. - Operation Venereal. 287 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,179 You sit there and think about your poetry. 288 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,959 (BOTH LAUGH) 289 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:51,372 It's locked. 290 00:11:51,397 --> 00:11:53,270 Oh, God, I guess that's it, then. 291 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,779 Yeah. Unless we can jimmy it open. 292 00:11:56,126 --> 00:11:57,505 Like in the movies. 293 00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:58,899 Oh, does that actually work? 294 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,679 One way to find out. We just need a hairpin and a credit card. 295 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,139 Oh, OK. Um... 296 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,859 Here's a hairpin... 297 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,419 Thank you. And... 298 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,315 ...credit card. 299 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,959 Yeah, Amex isn't gonna work. 300 00:12:10,984 --> 00:12:12,363 Um, OK, MasterCard? 301 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,760 - Yeah. Better. - OK. 302 00:12:18,316 --> 00:12:19,679 Beginner's luck. 303 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,419 (BOTH LAUGH) 304 00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:25,928 Oh, hey, do you remember doing this? 305 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:27,652 Oh, don't! 306 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:30,475 Ooh! 307 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,339 Attention, students, this is Principal Butt Head. 308 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,899 Before leaving school, please remember to collect your farts. 309 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,619 Come on quick! 310 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,619 OK, OK. 311 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,039 (CLEARS THROAT) 312 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,499 Students, you can collect your farts from my... 313 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,939 ...butt. 314 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:52,875 (GROANING) 315 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,100 That's all. 316 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,899 (BOTH LAUGH) 317 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,196 No, you had a nickname. What was it? 318 00:13:01,508 --> 00:13:02,741 Come on, let's find that key. 319 00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:03,859 Oh, yes, yes. 320 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,459 Oh, it's probably in here. 321 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:10,775 Oh! Are you gonna crack the safe? 322 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,119 No, of course not. It's nearly impossible. 323 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,017 Oh, must've been open. 324 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,235 Ooh. 325 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,099 Keys to the city, Emily. 326 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:25,152 - Time to dig up the truth. - Yes! Ok. 327 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,475 Oh, Brad! 328 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,698 Clea, there you are. 329 00:13:29,723 --> 00:13:32,255 - Oh! - Well, I've been worried sick. 330 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,339 Oh, my God, Brad, I've been gone for two seconds. 331 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,779 Can you just let me breathe? 332 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,056 Oh, no, you don't. We're not gonna make a scene, not tonight. 333 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,099 Oh, that'd be right. Take the moral high ground. 334 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,027 Well, somebody's got to! 335 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,400 I'm having the best time. 336 00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:44,355 Me too. 337 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,432 We need counselling. 338 00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:48,139 No! I can change! 339 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,910 I don't... want you... to change! 340 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,419 I'm so confused right now! 341 00:13:57,389 --> 00:13:58,579 Ah. 342 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,520 - Hurry back with those dimmies. - Can't wait. 343 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,939 - You like soya sauce? - Ah, yeah. 344 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,299 Bring soya sauce! 345 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,555 Ah, Tizz... Tizz... 346 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,502 Yeah, Tizzalino. 347 00:14:05,527 --> 00:14:08,392 I just need to duck out to make sure my wife's OK. 348 00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:11,175 - Oh, who are you married to? - Ah, Emily Butler. 349 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,779 - Who? - Emily Butler? 350 00:14:12,804 --> 00:14:15,055 Oh, Butler nee Dawson, or Dawson nee Butler, 351 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,540 whatever that is. 352 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,499 You're married to Emily Dawson? 353 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,659 (RETRO ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 354 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,736 Em didn't mention me once, not even in passing? 355 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,139 Well, it was a big class, I can't remember everyone. 356 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:32,979 Ah, Em. 357 00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:35,410 Oh, hey, party people. 358 00:14:35,435 --> 00:14:37,294 - Hey. - Oh, hi, Tiz. 359 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,739 Hello, Emily. 360 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:39,675 Tiz? 361 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,699 Yeah, hey, hey, keep it on the DL, 362 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,175 but we are sneaking into the Year 12 courtyard 363 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,114 to dig up the time capsule! 364 00:14:46,139 --> 00:14:48,299 Ho ho ho ho, sounds fun. 365 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,535 Why? 366 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,700 Because Mrs Venereal 367 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,956 is still crapping on about my poem being a rip-off. 368 00:14:52,981 --> 00:14:54,089 It's in the time capsule, 369 00:14:54,114 --> 00:14:56,909 we're going to dig it up and prove her wrong. (LAUGHS) 370 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,644 - That sounds like a plan, my man. - Yeah. 371 00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:00,379 Give me some skin! 372 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,885 Greg, are you going to come outside? 373 00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:04,419 Yeah, I think I... 374 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,675 I mean, maybe not 375 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,096 because it kind of sounds more like a students-only thing. 376 00:15:09,121 --> 00:15:11,886 But, go ahead, and I'll stay here, being cool. 377 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,270 - Let's bounce, Em. - Yeah. 378 00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:18,738 Wow, you are one brave husband. 379 00:15:18,763 --> 00:15:20,458 Well, when your marriage is as strong as ours, 380 00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:23,339 why wouldn't you let your wife catch up with her ex-boyfriend. 381 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:28,051 Well, she should, and I'd love to, but she's off cavorting with Adam. 382 00:15:28,076 --> 00:15:30,295 Yeah, well, Adam is her ex. 383 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,428 I'm her ex. 384 00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:34,700 No, you're Tiz. 385 00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:39,137 Tizzalino. Adam Tizzalino. Adam T! 386 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,068 - You're the one? - Yeah. 387 00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:45,979 Then who did my wife just run off into the night with? 388 00:15:46,441 --> 00:15:50,049 Adam Sharpe. Adam S. Sharpie. 389 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,692 He's wrecked more homes than I've had hot dinners, 390 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:53,175 and I live next door to Red Rooster. 391 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,419 You... you did it with my wife in the shuttle sheds? 392 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,819 Yeah. 393 00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,579 That's where they're headed now. 394 00:15:59,022 --> 00:16:00,217 (LAUGHS) 395 00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:01,634 Not cool. 396 00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:10,895 I've been looking for you, darling. 397 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,815 Kiss me, Brad. 398 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,319 Kiss me like you did on our wedding night. 399 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,367 Oh, oh. 400 00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:25,296 Ow, ow! 401 00:16:25,321 --> 00:16:27,459 (ALARM RINGS) 402 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:30,280 Alright, everybody, 403 00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:32,139 grab your drinks 404 00:16:32,811 --> 00:16:37,310 and assemble in the Year 12 courtyard. 405 00:16:46,316 --> 00:16:48,775 (GRUNTS) 406 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,822 Alright, just... just stop, that's enough, that's enough. 407 00:16:51,847 --> 00:16:54,046 We're good, Greg. You're hovering, yeah? 408 00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:56,930 Shut up, Adam. I know you're not 'the one'. 409 00:16:56,977 --> 00:16:59,743 Oh, oh, you thought he was the one? 410 00:16:59,837 --> 00:17:01,659 Well, obviously, because his name is Adam. 411 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,510 Oh! 412 00:17:02,535 --> 00:17:05,010 And Tizzalino's name is also Adam, 413 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,379 so I accidentally gave Sharpie permission to hang out with you. 414 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,859 - Permission? - Well, not permission. 415 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,460 Mate, you told me to "do your thang with her". 416 00:17:13,485 --> 00:17:14,601 You were pretty bloody clear. 417 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:15,776 Your 'thang'? 418 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,259 I did not do that action. 419 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,515 - Oh. - Yes. 420 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,999 Just put a shirt on, mate. 421 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,459 No, no, he can leave the shirt off. 422 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,186 - Give me the shovel. - Nope. 423 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,358 - Give me the shovel! - No. 424 00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,539 Just give me the shovel. Jamie Durie, bloody...! 425 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,259 If the poem is buried down there, 426 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,059 it's her husband's duty to dig it out! 427 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,699 Well met by moonlight. (LAUGHS) 428 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,369 Well, I suppose as the adult here, I should be stopping this, 429 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,158 but my curiosity is somewhat piqued. 430 00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:47,940 Give me that shovel! 431 00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:51,057 We are digging up the capsule. 432 00:17:51,082 --> 00:17:53,341 My poem is in there. 433 00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:56,179 Along with a serving of humble pie for you. 434 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,819 ONLOOKERS: Oh-ho-ho! 435 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,619 I put a pie in there, actually. 436 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,099 MAN: Wally! 437 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,200 (CLUNK!) 438 00:18:02,201 --> 00:18:03,724 Ooh. (CHUCKLES) 439 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,240 Oh! 440 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,959 (ALL GAG AND COUGH) 441 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,839 Oh! Oh, that's not right. 442 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:20,959 Oh, Greg, can you take this? 443 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,515 - What?! - Arggh! 444 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,079 I've got it. 445 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,380 Oh! 446 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,539 Here, you read it. 447 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,179 If you're so confident, Em, why don't you recite it? 448 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,399 What do you say, class of '93? 449 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,039 (CHEERING) 450 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:43,710 Fine. Your funeral. 451 00:18:45,453 --> 00:18:47,079 Let's get you on centre stage, sweetie. 452 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,380 Just... 453 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,559 Greg, what are... Greg! Piss off. 454 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,359 Yep, just do it here. Good idea. 455 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,719 Listen up, everybody, you might learn something. 456 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,588 Em works in publishing now. 457 00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,155 River Dreaming by Emily Dawson. 458 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:06,359 "In the middle of the night, I go walking in my sleep..." 459 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,655 Beautiful. 460 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:12,119 "From the mountains of faith to the rivers so deep. 461 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:15,115 I must be looking for something. 462 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,552 Something sacred I lost..." 463 00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:19,696 Em... that's Billy Joel. 464 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,799 Sing us a song, Piano Lady. 465 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,383 "In the middle of the night... 466 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,906 (SINGS) I go walking in my sleep 467 00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:31,792 Through the valley of fear 468 00:19:32,401 --> 00:19:34,795 Through the river so deep 469 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:38,159 ALL: I must be searching for something 470 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,039 Taken out of my soul 471 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:41,323 Outta ma soul 472 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,395 Something I would never lose 473 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:44,575 Never lose 474 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,359 Something somebody stole 475 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,759 Somebody stole 476 00:19:47,784 --> 00:19:49,839 I don't know why I go walking at night 477 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,079 But I'm tired and I don't want to walk anymore 478 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,399 I hope it doesn't take the rest of my life 479 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:58,839 Until I finally find what I'm looking for 480 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,839 ALL: In the middle of the night... 481 00:20:01,864 --> 00:20:03,540 How could you not know 'River of Dreams'? 482 00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:07,475 Oh, I don't know, I guess I just wasn't that into pop music. 483 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,899 Wasn't my thang. 484 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,079 Yeah, OK, well, I... I am sorry about Sharpie. 485 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:15,399 Oh, I think my 17-year-old self sort of liked the attention. 486 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,839 (GIGGLES) 487 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,399 What was it about Tizzalino? 488 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,399 Why was... why was he the one? 489 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,359 Greg, looks aren't everything to me. 490 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,439 Great, I'm equally comforted and insulted by that. 491 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:30,199 Guys! 492 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,439 You seen Clea? I can't seem to find her anywhere. 493 00:20:32,829 --> 00:20:36,328 Or my watch or wallet... or phone. 494 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,279 Or keys. 495 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,947 She stole my Uber! 496 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,839 And my heart. 497 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,279 That was her nickname, Clea the Klepto. 498 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,519 That's why we stopped hanging out together in high school. 499 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,439 Oh, Brad, I'm so sorry. 500 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,359 Are you kidding? 501 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:59,279 For three hours tonight, I was married. It was awesome. 502 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,990 Synced by Octavia Corrected by PetaG - www.addic7ed.com - 503 00:21:02,232 --> 00:21:04,236 You should probably call the bank and cancel your credit cards. 504 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,560 - Yeah. - Yeah, good thinking. 505 00:21:05,585 --> 00:21:07,184 - Can I borrow your phone? - Sure. 506 00:21:08,139 --> 00:21:09,339 (SIGHS) 507 00:21:10,522 --> 00:21:13,861 Shit! I don't have my phone and my wallet's gone. 508 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,639 Oh, Clea! 509 00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:18,159 I didn't even get her number. 510 00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:22,759 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34881

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