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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,639 (LAUGHS) Yeah. Don't be ridiculous, Amir. 2 00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:05,499 I'm always happy to talk shop on the weekend, or... or at night. 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,279 Uh... I'm like a goat. I'm always partially alert. 4 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:12,659 - So let's deep dive into... - Die, die, die, die! 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,739 Yep, yep. OK. Just one second, Amir. I'll, um... 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:16,999 If it's a bad time, Em... 7 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,739 - No, no. Perfect time. - (BRAD GROANS LOUDLY, BLENDER WHIRRS) 8 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,779 - I... - Die, die, die. 9 00:00:22,268 --> 00:00:23,167 OK... 10 00:00:23,192 --> 00:00:24,296 (CAR ENGINES REV LOUDLY ON VIDEO GAME) 11 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,539 Oh, God! It's like a headache commercial in here. 12 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,520 Just bear with me for a moment longer. 13 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:31,779 - Oh! - GREG: Oh, oh! Come on! 14 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,770 Oh, what do you want me to do with my grey water? 15 00:00:33,794 --> 00:00:36,629 - Bloody... - Um... oh, just keep it. 16 00:00:36,654 --> 00:00:38,059 - (GROANS) - (CHLOE SHOUTS) 17 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,299 Uh, Amir, thank you very much for your patience. 18 00:00:40,324 --> 00:00:42,939 - If you... - Stupid friggin' piece of crap! 19 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,739 - OK. You are cutting it fine. - (SCREAMS) 20 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,939 The hard rubbish collection is tomorrow morning. 21 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,579 Yeah, well aware of the deadline. 22 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,744 Do you have a crystal deodorant and beard oil? 23 00:00:51,869 --> 00:00:53,368 Beard oil? 24 00:00:53,393 --> 00:00:54,552 For my pubic hair. 25 00:00:55,327 --> 00:00:56,366 Uh... 26 00:00:56,502 --> 00:00:57,859 Oh, Amir, can I...? 27 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,340 - Um, I'll call you back. - Nee-naw, nee-naw... 28 00:00:59,364 --> 00:01:00,364 Make sure you do. 29 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,739 I'm keen to hear more about the beard oil. 30 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,019 Thanks. 31 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,120 OK. 32 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,459 House meeting! Now! 33 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,179 OK, thank you all for coming to the family meeting. 34 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,819 I love family meetings. They're fully lit. 35 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,739 It's probably not compulsory that you attend. 36 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,279 Is she why we're here? 37 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,739 Uh, no. 38 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,899 (WHISPERS) Yes, she is. 39 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:33,539 Look, Verity's become very important to me in the past... 17 hours. 40 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,999 We have a real connection. 41 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,504 You can tell by the way that we finish each other's... 42 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:40,339 (CLOCK TICKS) 43 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:43,279 - (WHISPERS) Sentences. - Mmm. 44 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,339 Brad, you live in your niece's bedroom. 45 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,246 Yeah. 46 00:01:46,271 --> 00:01:48,339 That explains the Shawn Mendes poster. 47 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,456 Is this about the Midori stains on the mattress again? 48 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,099 - (GROANS) - If you hook up, you play away. 49 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,459 - She lives in a one-woman tent. - It's a lifestyle choice. 50 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,061 OK. I think we can all agree 51 00:01:58,086 --> 00:02:01,624 that Brad sleeping in Sophie's old room is no longer working. 52 00:02:01,649 --> 00:02:03,148 What do you mean, my old room? 53 00:02:03,173 --> 00:02:05,899 But this is not all about Uncle Brad. 54 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,179 But mostly it is. 55 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,379 (STAMMERS) We're all on top of each other 56 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,520 and we're in desperate need of some personal space. 57 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:17,899 So I motion that we take advantage of the hard rubbish collection tomorrow, 58 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,999 and we clear out the cubby. 59 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,139 That way Brad can move into the cubby house 60 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,379 and the girls can both have their rooms again. 61 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,579 But that's MY cubby house. 62 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,186 You've never even used it. 63 00:02:29,211 --> 00:02:32,493 'Cause it's got cockroaches and it's haunted. 64 00:02:32,555 --> 00:02:36,579 Yeah, I'm not sure how keen I am moving into a... haunted cubby hose. 65 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,261 I'm a grown man. 66 00:02:38,772 --> 00:02:40,451 Why not? I live in a tent. 67 00:02:40,940 --> 00:02:43,499 A cubby house is Like... my dream home. 68 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:49,219 OK. All in favour of Brad moving into his dream cubby house, say aye. 69 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,739 - SOPHIE AND EM: Aye! - Aye. 70 00:02:51,118 --> 00:02:52,377 Aye. (CHUCKLES) 71 00:02:52,402 --> 00:02:53,741 Motion passed. 72 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,365 This is so liberating. I love it. 73 00:02:59,337 --> 00:03:02,596 Um, Chlo... where's your pile, sweetheart? 74 00:03:02,721 --> 00:03:05,234 I can't decide what to chuck out. 75 00:03:05,791 --> 00:03:11,663 OK. Uh... well, I have a strategy that might help. 76 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:16,400 Just think, "What would I save in a fire?" 77 00:03:16,594 --> 00:03:19,517 - My adoption papers. - Not helping, Soph. 78 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,859 Perhaps you could employ a similar strategy. 79 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,596 Yeah, I have been. 80 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,419 Mmm. The double hammock. 81 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,296 Yeah, I'm just waiting for some nice weather. 82 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:34,579 Or the broken telescope, or the ab cruncher that you've never used. 83 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,339 Well, I was planning on 84 00:03:36,364 --> 00:03:40,180 doing a stargazing ab crunch combo tonight, actually. 85 00:03:41,071 --> 00:03:43,539 OK. Both gone. 86 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,454 Magic 8-Ball, am I throwing out enough? 87 00:03:47,925 --> 00:03:49,360 What did she say? 88 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:00,139 (COUGHS) 89 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,240 Gilly. 90 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,939 Oh, that is definitely OUT! 91 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,739 (LAUGHS) You're joking. 92 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:07,939 No, it is hideous. 93 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,100 It's my most loved possession. 94 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,419 Out... side of family photos and family related things and... 95 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,639 I love you. 96 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,536 You know I almost didn't sleep with you a second time 97 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,600 because that scary thing was hanging above your bed. 98 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,539 So what you're saying is that Gilly was the first to witness our love. 99 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,419 - Aww... - And he might be the last. 100 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,339 Oh, mmm... Gilly redefined the role of wicketkeeper/batsman 101 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,419 - and he has a smile that... - That could light up the MCG. 102 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,856 I know, but you can't even make out the signature properly. 103 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,859 Yeah, because Mum put the gloves through the wash. 104 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,903 Oh, Greg, just let it go. 105 00:04:38,832 --> 00:04:41,395 No. I am not retiring Gilly. 106 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:44,499 But I'll be more ruthless when it comes to my other stuff. 107 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,295 Do you know this is all about creating space, remember? 108 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,579 (SIGHS) 109 00:04:50,031 --> 00:04:51,290 (WHISPERS) Oh, Gilly. 110 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:55,579 No, no, no, no, no. 111 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,940 Hey, I bought you that for your birthday. 112 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,815 Dad, I have zero interest in kayaking, 113 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,979 just like I have zero interest in home brewing beer. 114 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,339 Well, it was ginger beer. 115 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,256 You buy these things for me because you want them. 116 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:09,018 (SIGHS) It's not going on hard rubbish. 117 00:05:09,182 --> 00:05:11,296 This stuff's expensive. Do you know how much it costs? 118 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,659 No, that's it, Soph. You be ruthless. 119 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,990 You guys are sending mixed messages. 120 00:05:18,177 --> 00:05:19,779 Your mum's a mixed message. 121 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:22,099 - Greg... - That was a joke. 122 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,830 MARLO: Happy hard rubbish eve! 123 00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:26,874 Uh, you're celebrating hard rubbish? 124 00:05:26,899 --> 00:05:28,296 It's our hook-up anniversary. Oh... 125 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,320 - Ching! - Ching! 126 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:32,059 - (LAUGHS) - On this day seven years ago, 127 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,699 I stumbled upon the most sumptuous velvet couch I'd ever seen. 128 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,699 (CHUCKLES) 129 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:39,579 It had a sturdy base, arms as long as legs... 130 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,579 I rushed over to lay claim to this velvety beast, 131 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,899 but was beaten by an angel that seemed to fall from the sky. 132 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,579 I drove my ute up on to the footpath. (LAUGHS) 133 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,339 Ooh, I wanted that beast. 134 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,639 - But instead I ended up with... - This old beast! 135 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,059 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) OK. Alright. 136 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,326 We made love on that couch... 137 00:05:58,351 --> 00:06:00,279 - Mmm? - ...to mutual climax. 138 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,579 We got so carried away 139 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,696 we didn't even notice the kids playing cricket in the street. 140 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,279 Oh, that's right! (LAUGHS) 141 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:07,139 I copped a tennis ball to my left tit! 142 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,299 (MARLO AND TERRY LAUGH) 143 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,651 Hang on. Is this the couch in your front living room? 144 00:06:10,676 --> 00:06:12,055 - Yeah. - Yeah. 145 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,099 What, the one that we have sat on so many times? 146 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,985 Yeah. It's dripping in history. 147 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,639 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh... 148 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:21,876 Time for you to justify your existence. 149 00:06:21,901 --> 00:06:23,291 What are you doing out here, sweetheart? 150 00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:25,539 Making tough but fair decisions. 151 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,643 Oh, that's my girl. 152 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,346 "Save me because I helped you sleep when you were a baby!" 153 00:06:32,604 --> 00:06:35,808 I'm NOT a baby anymore. 154 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,172 - Hmph! - (LAMB TOY BLEATS) 155 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:39,855 Hey, hey. 156 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,899 I think Brad is going to really love it out there in the cubby. 157 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,779 Thank you for getting behind me on that idea. 158 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,219 - Hey, we're a team. - Yeah. 159 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,179 Yeah? Don't open that! Don't open it! 160 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,139 Ow! Ow! 161 00:06:52,353 --> 00:06:54,312 Are you... are you OK? 162 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,259 This whole time you have been bringing your stuff from the cubby 163 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,339 into... here! 164 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,779 No. 165 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,239 Oh, that must be Chloe. 166 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,419 Oh, I don't believe you! 167 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,259 How'd they get down there? 168 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:12,379 You wanted the cubby cleared, and it's clear. 169 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:17,474 Greg, this is about clearing space, not transferring mess. 170 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:19,495 These things aren't mess. 171 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,879 They're rich in history. 172 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:26,379 I mean, I guess you want me to get rid of the girls' potty. 173 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,057 Why wouldn't you? 174 00:07:28,377 --> 00:07:31,539 Because it's... it's their potty. They toilet trained on this. 175 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,259 And they passed. 176 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,650 Are you afraid they might relapse? 177 00:07:35,703 --> 00:07:37,002 Oh... 178 00:07:37,027 --> 00:07:38,111 Where is he? 179 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,620 Who? 180 00:07:40,574 --> 00:07:42,013 Your first love. 181 00:07:42,832 --> 00:07:46,051 I can feel his beady little eyes on me. 182 00:07:49,016 --> 00:07:50,035 Greg! 183 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:53,379 I... I think the framing makes it look classy. 184 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,299 Are you trying to push me over the edge? 185 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,259 I'm sorry if I have an appreciation for things with sentimental value. 186 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,339 There can't be sentimental value in every little thing! 187 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,856 Leave it, leave it! Don't touch it, don't touch it! 188 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,040 Get your dirty mitts off him. 189 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,885 - Fine. I'll get rid of him. - Good. 190 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,792 And everything else that means anything to anyone in this family! 191 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,659 - Hey, Soph. - (CRASH!) 192 00:08:20,232 --> 00:08:21,451 Hey. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 193 00:08:21,476 --> 00:08:22,535 What are you up to? 194 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:26,358 Um... just, you know, making sure the pile's nice and neat. 195 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:27,693 - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - Yeah. 196 00:08:28,472 --> 00:08:29,591 What have you got there? 197 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:33,500 Just a bunch of old memories your mother thinks are worthless. 198 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:36,687 See you later, then. 199 00:08:36,712 --> 00:08:40,011 Oh, hey, Soph. Did you know your mum was throwing out your potty? 200 00:08:41,092 --> 00:08:42,664 Yeah. So? 201 00:08:43,762 --> 00:08:44,973 Just as long as you know. 202 00:08:46,113 --> 00:08:48,561 Ooh! Terry! Stop! Jackpot! 203 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:50,105 - (GRUNTS) Mmm... - Oh! 204 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,301 Oh, CD stacker! 205 00:08:52,348 --> 00:08:53,459 Oh! 206 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,539 Yeah, but they don't even make stereos with auto reverse anymore. 207 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,385 (GASPS) And the speakers detach! 208 00:09:01,557 --> 00:09:03,899 Oh, so romantic. 209 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,339 Oh! Not as a romantic as this. 210 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,819 Terry, that's not just romantic. 211 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,318 That is HOT. 212 00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:13,487 (CHUCKLES) 213 00:09:15,825 --> 00:09:17,899 - VERITY: Definitely chuck it. - Yes. 214 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,380 Yes, thank you. 215 00:09:19,478 --> 00:09:20,817 Where's Greg? 216 00:09:20,842 --> 00:09:21,842 Oof... 217 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,739 (CLICKS TONGUE) 218 00:09:35,434 --> 00:09:36,533 (BOX CLATTERS) 219 00:09:43,775 --> 00:09:44,934 Hmm. 220 00:09:45,522 --> 00:09:47,613 He's jealous of the time I'm spending with Verity, isn't he? 221 00:09:47,637 --> 00:09:48,907 Uh, yeah, we'll go with that. 222 00:09:48,932 --> 00:09:50,451 I knew this day would come. 223 00:09:50,476 --> 00:09:51,975 Big bro doesn't like change. 224 00:09:52,616 --> 00:09:54,015 I'll go have a word. 225 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,499 - (KISSES) Oh! - Do you need a hand? 226 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,899 Yeah, that might stop me strangling my husband with his old Walkman. 227 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,019 Thanks. 228 00:10:06,687 --> 00:10:07,687 Greg. 229 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:09,479 (SIGHS) 230 00:10:10,258 --> 00:10:12,957 Mate, I know the last day and a half has been really hard on you. 231 00:10:13,236 --> 00:10:15,659 You know, letting go is never easy, but... 232 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,659 Oh, my God. Gilly's Greatest Hits! 233 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,153 Rest in peace. 234 00:10:20,047 --> 00:10:21,606 "Do not tape over". 235 00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:23,419 Once you write that, that's a guarantee. 236 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,913 Mate, it's VHS. 237 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,611 Oh... Hold that. 238 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:30,852 Huh? 239 00:10:31,929 --> 00:10:33,735 How can you throw this stuff away? 240 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,968 Is this gonna happen every time I bring someone home? 241 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,539 (SIGHS) 242 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,640 Yep. 243 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,156 So how did you meet Brad? 244 00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:50,792 I got into his Uber and immediately I felt sorry for him. 245 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,370 One of my favourite things in life is fixing people. 246 00:10:54,402 --> 00:10:57,261 - Mmm. - Fixing people and spring. 247 00:10:57,836 --> 00:10:59,155 And gravy. 248 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:03,599 Hmm... Oh, gosh, look at all of this clutter. 249 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,093 It's like there's been an explosion in an Aldi store. 250 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,659 We've gotta collect moments, not things. 251 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,608 Yeah, exactly. 252 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,663 Like, why are we hanging on to these? 253 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,899 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 254 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,699 I can definitely create a moment with these. 255 00:11:21,951 --> 00:11:22,951 Sure. 256 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:26,455 GREG: Gilly Goes Wacko at the WACA. 257 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,519 Yo Gabba Gabba! Gilly at the Gabba. 258 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,856 Great Hobart Run Chase of '99. 259 00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:34,375 No-one believed he could do it, Greg. 260 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,075 Uh! I always believed. 261 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:39,899 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 262 00:11:39,924 --> 00:11:42,223 What... what is this? 263 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:48,596 That's a green meanie. 264 00:11:49,184 --> 00:11:50,383 Baggy green. 265 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,879 Must be 15, 20 years old. 266 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,739 Should we... spark it up? 267 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,682 I mean, maybe. I mean, you... 268 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,259 ...you want to? 269 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,895 Maybe. Do you? 270 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,819 (SQUEAKS) I mean, if you want to. 271 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,899 - Oh, it's sort of up to you. I... - Yeah, I mean, I will if you... 272 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,339 I mean, I don't mind, but it's not really... 273 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,519 Yeah. I mean, maybe. 274 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:16,395 I could take or leave it. It's just... 275 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,669 Yeah. Let's do that. 276 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:23,459 What's wrong with not wanting to hang on to the past? 277 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,879 What's wrong with looking ahead? 278 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:29,117 Know what they say about people that keep looking back? 279 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,819 No. 280 00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:32,633 That they bump into things. 281 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,625 - Oh. - And they're stupid. 282 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,979 I mean, I get Greg, he loves nostalgia. 283 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,299 But me wanting to clear space for my family, 284 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,099 I... that does not make me a monster. 285 00:12:46,419 --> 00:12:48,098 The only monsters are in here. 286 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:49,580 In your soul. 287 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:50,780 Oh, no. In here. 288 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,099 (LAUGHS) This one... 289 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:55,846 Mmm. 290 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,519 Oh, gosh, you can really taste the tequila in that one. 291 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:01,096 Oh, that's just 'cause it's just straight tequila. Haven't mixed it. 292 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,146 Oh. I don't... I don't think that I like tequila. 293 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,659 Wow. 294 00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:10,563 Is this yours? 295 00:13:11,648 --> 00:13:12,967 Mmm. (GASPS) 296 00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:16,372 Do you feel anything? 297 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,667 Oh, yeah. 298 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,459 I think so. 299 00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:25,258 - You? - Nuh. 300 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,299 Oh...! I think it just kicked in. 301 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,979 (EXHALES) 302 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,891 So what are we gonna watch first? 303 00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:33,739 Well, there's only one option. 304 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,866 Gilly's fastest Test century. 305 00:13:35,891 --> 00:13:37,251 Also known as... 306 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,255 BOTH: Gilly Goes Silly! 307 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,139 (CHUCKLES) Who throws out perfectly good buckets? 308 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,379 Check this out! 309 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,979 It's an inflatable spa! 310 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,099 Oh, that is the hard rubbish find of the century. 311 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,259 Nah. 312 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,168 You're the hard rubbish find of the century. 313 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,179 (PANTS) 314 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:01,519 Mmm, mmm... 315 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,099 Oi, kid, that's my bike! 316 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,200 BOY: It was on the kerb. 317 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,702 That makes it hard rubbish. 318 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,379 (SIGHS) 319 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,712 Fair play, kid. 320 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:11,517 Fair play! 321 00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:13,624 VERITY: There we go. 322 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,379 (LAUGHS) 323 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,674 I think the whole traditional marriage thing is disgusting, 324 00:14:21,699 --> 00:14:23,910 but... you look wow. 325 00:14:23,935 --> 00:14:26,539 Oh, it's amazing that it still fits. 326 00:14:27,423 --> 00:14:29,098 What's that stain? 327 00:14:30,465 --> 00:14:31,819 Oh, that? 328 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,519 That is from when Greg... (LAUGHS) 329 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,176 He tried to carry me over the threshold 330 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,739 as we were leaving the reception, 331 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,139 and he forget that he was holding a samosa and pffk! 332 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,288 (INHALES) Mmm... 333 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,079 - Gilly, Gilly, Gilly! - (CRICKET COMMENTARY ON TV) 334 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,819 Greg, look at this. 335 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,179 (SLURS) Do you remember the samosa? 336 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,419 Greg? The samosa? 337 00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,895 Do you order a wedding dress on UberEats? 338 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,259 - (CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES) 339 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,879 I thought you were ordering a pizza! 340 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,979 (BOTH LAUGH) 341 00:15:04,388 --> 00:15:05,880 What are you guys doing in here? 342 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,779 Oh, it's Brad's room, so he can do whatever he likes. 343 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,579 Yeah. Would it kill you to knock? 344 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,939 (BOTH GIGGLE) 345 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,139 Oh! 346 00:15:16,526 --> 00:15:18,185 Hey, Greg, she's in a wedding dress. 347 00:15:18,644 --> 00:15:21,336 I've seen enough rom-coms to know you better go after her. 348 00:15:21,836 --> 00:15:23,633 Shit. 349 00:15:23,703 --> 00:15:25,304 And then do pottery or something. 350 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,699 Stupid bloody pads! Em! 351 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,139 (GROANS) 352 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,259 I'm sorry. 353 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,536 Of course I remember the wedding. 354 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,619 We got dressed up for it. 355 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,419 I'm just disappointed. 356 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:39,181 Well... is me being here now helping ease that disappointment? 357 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,822 No. No, Greg, it's not. 358 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,140 Em... 359 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,739 (GROANS) 360 00:15:56,678 --> 00:15:57,837 (SNIFFS) 361 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,979 (EXHALES ANGRILY) 362 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,139 (DOOR SLAMS) 363 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,359 - (TRUCK REVERSING) - (CLATTERING) 364 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,239 (GASPS) Oh, no. 365 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:13,679 Ooh! No! Oh, no! No, no! Please. 366 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:14,879 Stop, stop. 367 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:15,830 Stop! 368 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,619 Please! Please! 369 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,908 Please. 370 00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:20,349 Oh... 371 00:16:21,557 --> 00:16:22,756 My wedding dress. 372 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,779 (SIGHS) 373 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:35,339 (SNORING CONTINUES) 374 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,539 - (SNORES) - Greg. 375 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,099 You're creasing it. 376 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,930 CHLOE: Mum! Help! 377 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,699 Chloe... Chloe! 378 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,099 (FIRE CRACKLES) 379 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,339 Oh, Chloe! Oh, Chloe! 380 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,440 Chloe, are you OK? 381 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,739 Where's Sophie? 382 00:16:57,764 --> 00:16:59,779 I'm fine. Sophie's inside on her laptop. 383 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,919 Oh, thank God... 384 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,419 Oh, my God, where's Brad?! 385 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,448 Brad! Brad! 386 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,179 BRAD: Greg? 387 00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:10,557 Greg! 388 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,863 Fire! 389 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,419 (PANTS) Yeah. I see it, mate. 390 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,699 I'll be down in a sec! 391 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,979 Chloe, what happened? 392 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,919 You said the best way to decide what toys to keep 393 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,139 is to see which ones I would save in a fire. 394 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,339 Oh, Chloe... 395 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,761 Where's the hose? 396 00:17:26,105 --> 00:17:28,183 Oh, it's... I put it on the hard rubbish. 397 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,979 - Of course you did. - Well, it was full of kinks! 398 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,659 (RELAXED MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO) 399 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,499 - Fire - (TERRY AND MARLO CHUCKLE) 400 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,779 Is my lady ready for her hot tub? 401 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,939 Oh, say hello to Jacuzzi Suzie! 402 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,459 Oh, happy hard rubbish anniversary. 403 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,059 BOTH: Ching! Fire! 404 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,579 - The cubby house! - What? 405 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,379 The... the buckets! Buckets! 406 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,619 Knew that was too much smoke for a Weber! 407 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,419 Yep. Oh... that must have been why they were throwing them out. 408 00:17:54,544 --> 00:17:55,735 - You think? - Yeah. 409 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:56,919 Throw me the hose! 410 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,379 - Go! - Go, go, go! 411 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,559 We're with you, Greg! 412 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,920 SOPHIE: Whoa. 413 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,661 Now that is fully lit. 414 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:11,259 Everybody, help me with this hose! 415 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,379 It's on fire! 416 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,499 Ooh, fire! 417 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:21,779 Yeah, I'm on fire 418 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,559 Fire... 419 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,460 Sophie! 420 00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:34,162 - Go! - Sophie! 421 00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:35,368 Turn it, Soph! 422 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,779 Brace! 423 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,699 (SIGHS) Oh. 424 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,059 All my precious memories are either on their way to the tip 425 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,604 or burnt to a crisp. 426 00:18:58,213 --> 00:18:59,903 - No, they're not. - What? 427 00:18:59,928 --> 00:19:01,850 Last night I took everything that was worth money 428 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,357 and listed it on eBay. 429 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,979 I am expecting a few bids on the kayak, though, 430 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,459 so you might have to buy it now. 431 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,059 So... Gilly's safe? 432 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,819 (LAUGHS) Oh, Sophie, right now you are my favourite daughter. 433 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,219 Well, um... Dad, 434 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,619 uh... Gilly wasn't worth anything because of the smudged signature, 435 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,782 so I kind of left him in the cubby. 436 00:19:21,256 --> 00:19:22,575 No...! 437 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,157 Gilly's returned to the Ashes! 438 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,730 It's what he would've wanted. 439 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,339 Oh, you can get some new Gilly memorabilia. 440 00:19:30,364 --> 00:19:31,979 Something a little more compact, perhaps. 441 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,379 Oh, like a Gilly ball. 442 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,619 - Ball? - Yeah. 443 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,098 He was a wicketkeeper. There is no Gilly ball. 444 00:19:38,785 --> 00:19:41,903 Daddy, why do you love Gilly more than us? 445 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,540 Oh, sweetie. It's... it's... 446 00:19:44,565 --> 00:19:50,939 Girls, you don't understand just how great a cricketer Gilly was. 447 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,619 He redefined the role of wicketkeeper/batsman. 448 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,579 - He had a smile... - MARLO: Tez! 449 00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:57,983 No. Read the room. 450 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,597 (SIGHS) Sorry. 451 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,636 Maybe Verity was right. 452 00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:05,777 It's time to let go. 453 00:20:05,962 --> 00:20:07,754 Verity didn't say that. I did. 454 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,299 You sure? 455 00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:10,379 Verity dumped me. 456 00:20:13,276 --> 00:20:15,575 Already? That's... that's quicker than usual. 457 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,639 (SIGHS) 458 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,647 It was a good 29 hours. 459 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,280 Said she doesn't feel sorry for me anymore. 460 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,619 And I can fix myself. 461 00:20:24,259 --> 00:20:28,619 Brad, you can stay in Sophie's room as long as you need. 462 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,361 Isn't that right, girls? 463 00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:31,659 Yay! 464 00:20:31,684 --> 00:20:33,744 No! This sucks! 465 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,059 Oh, and by the way, I'm taking my Shawn Mendes poster down. 466 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,137 Fine. I'll just buy another one, then. 467 00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,075 What? I find his presence oddly comforting. 468 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:46,819 Who's Shawn Mendes? 469 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,019 MARLO: Not now, Tez. 470 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,332 Synced Octavia Corrected by PetaG - www.addic7ed.com - 471 00:20:58,452 --> 00:21:00,619 So you finally got out the double hammock. 472 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,299 It was a brilliant idea. 473 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,059 Well, we got a nice night for it. 474 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,112 It's better than sitting on Terry and Marlo's couch. 475 00:21:06,136 --> 00:21:09,424 Oh, I'm never sitting on anything at their house ever again. 476 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,619 (CHUCKLES) 477 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,825 (LAUGHS) 478 00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:17,259 That's not a joint! 479 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,859 That's a cigarette. 480 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,259 (LAUGHS) 481 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:23,020 Yeah.... Yeah. (LAUGHS) Yeah, I know. 482 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,499 So you thought you were stoned? 483 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,379 Could... No! 484 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,979 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) No. 485 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,019 (LAUGHS) It was a joke. 486 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:32,322 Take a joke. 487 00:21:32,347 --> 00:21:36,672 Magic 8-Ball, is Greg lying? 488 00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:38,779 "It is certain". 489 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,890 That magic ball's broken. 490 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,456 - Thanks, hard rubbish. - (CHUCKLES) 491 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,659 - It's gone. - (LAUGHS) You thought you were stoned! 492 00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:50,259 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34549

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