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TV: Her treasury full,
Queen Isabella of Castile
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was the richest woman in the world,
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all would do her bidding.
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I want to be Queen of Castile.
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Well, when you do take the throne,
little Chlo, remember your parents.
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Are you drinking Milo from a gravy boat?
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It's not a boat. It's
just a really fancy cup.
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Ready.
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Where's your uniform?
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Dad, it's training. It's
fine to wear casual clothes.
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Soph, I'm your dad.
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I'm your coach. I'm not a dictator.
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So, if you don't want to wear
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your basketball uniform
to training then,
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that's your choice,
that's Sophie's Choice.
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Good. I won't.
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But why don't you get
changed back into your uniform
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and we can talk about
it more in the car?
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(SCOFFS)
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Alright, the last five weeks
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have been quite the
journey, haven't they?
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Haven't they?
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- Yes!
- Thank you, Ruby.
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And after five straight wins,
a lot of people are wondering
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whether Butler's Beavers
can continue this hot streak.
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Hotter than the sun
on a... really hot day.
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So, what do we bring every time
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we play basketball?
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A basketball.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Well, yes, but what else?
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Correct answer gets
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a Terry Roche life doctor gift voucher.
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A winning attitude.
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- Yes.
- Yeah? I don't need that.
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And not just in here,
but out there as well.
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In the car park.
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No, Terry, in real life.
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Questions.
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What do you do in real life?
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Uh, wasn't expecting that one, Ruby.
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Um, Em's gone back to work...
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Ruby, he's the coach. Duh?
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And I'm the assistant coach,
as told by awesome track suit.
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- Ass coach?
- (ALL LAUGH)
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OK, come on, girls,
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let's practise some free throws
before we call it a night,
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- please, come on.
- Alright, girls, come on.
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- Hit the line.
- PLAYER: I'm first.
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What's gotten into you?
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What do you care?
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Do you want to play
for this team or not?
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I don't care!
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GREG: I'm worried about Sophie.
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Me too.
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CHLOE: Me three.
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Who catches the bus?
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Well, I guess all of the cool
kids catch the bus in year seven.
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I didn't catch the bus in year seven.
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Exactly.
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Dad, you forgot to give
me money for a lunch order.
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Oh, sorry, sweetie.
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OK, just take it out of here.
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No 20s.
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Just the one with the
five on it will be fine.
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I haven't been around
for her enough lately.
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Oh, come on, you've
been working, sweetie.
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I promised that I'd take
her shopping on the weekend.
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I didn't have time.
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Sophie loves basketball,
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and Butler's Beavers are
on a hot streak right now.
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I haven't made it to
one game this season.
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Don't worry, Mum.
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She's gotten really bad at it.
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Chlo!
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No, I need to be there. What
time's the game this afternoon?
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Four.
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Alright, well, I am
going to smash at my work
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and get to that game.
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You can do first aid too,
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because Ruby's dad's the only
other parent who knows CPR
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and he won't be there.
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OK, team, tonight we are going
to get Sophie back on track.
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Kiss good bye.
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And I might take a little
sneaky peak around her bedroom,
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see if I can't find any clues.
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Greg, don't you dare read her diary.
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That is possibly the worst thing
that you can do to a teenage girl...
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Possible, only second to making her post
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way too many Boomerang videos.
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I admit I only just discovered the app
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and I went too hard too early.
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Don't read her diary, but
if you do, just text me.
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See you at four.
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She didn't catch it.
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(SIGHS)
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AMIR: Emily Butler.
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Oh!
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How's your flow?
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Oh, smashing it you,
Amir. I'm on a mission.
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Are you familiar with the
works of Morrie Griffiths?
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Oh, the children's author?
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Oh, yeah, I grew up
reading all of his books.
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Oh, well, breaking news.
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He's making the leap to adult
fiction with Essa & Price.
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We may have the next Fifty
Shades of Grey on our hands!
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Morrie Griffiths?
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Yep.
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The author of Pigsy
Malone Goes To Cuddle Town.
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Yeah.
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Morrie Griffiths is writing erotica.
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It's adult fiction, Em.
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It's legitimate,
important, adult fiction.
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Oh, it's drivel doused in smut.
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Then why'd you approve it?
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Because I love money the
way guns love Americans.
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Tell Emily what it's called.
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Back In Bondage.
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And there you have it.
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I need you to prepare a
blurb for a review today.
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He's coming in this afternoon.
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Ordinarily, I would love to...
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Perfect. There's the manuscript.
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Back In Bondage, baby.
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Yeah...
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Back In Bondage (CHUCKLES).
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(COINS CLATTER)
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Ooh!
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A queen's ransom in gold.
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"All shall do my bidding."
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You there, boy.
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Tie my shoe laces.
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BOY: Two dollars!
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And there's more to
follow for a double knot.
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(EMIR EXCLAIMS)
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Whoa! Uh, I finished.
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Wow, that was quick! It's
a good read, isn't it?
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Uh, I mean, yes...
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Uh, it has its strengths.
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There are a lot of
gratuitous lesbian sex scenes.
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The one in the custard
room, that stands out.
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Custard rooms are a made up thing, yeah?
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Wow, this is really good, Em.
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Oh, oh, thank God for that.
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How would you like to meet Morrie?
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He's coming in to do an
intimate meet and greet.
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Uh, well, I was actually hoping
to finish just a fraction...
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Good, just pop in on your
way out and meet Morrie.
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You've earned it. Whoo-hoo...!!
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(CHUCKLES)
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(RECORDER PLAYS)
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(KIDS CHEER)
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Your recorder does you credit.
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Thank you, your majesty.
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Take this gold coin.
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(KIDS CHEER)
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Now, who here among you is brave enough
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to write my project on
Australian explorers?
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I know not who Matthew Flinders
is and care not to find out.
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KID: Nah.
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It shall fetch ye five gold pieces.
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I shall, your majesty.
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Pick me, your majesty.
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Hmm... two servants, one quest.
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There can only be one solution.
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Trial by combat!
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(KIDS CHEER)
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(RECORDER PLAYS)
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The winner shall be showered in gold.
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The loser shall perish.
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(BIKES CLATTER)
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(KIDS CHEER)
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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(GREG GASPS)
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Quack!
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Oh, Greg, Greg.
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How's your day?
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- You need to go to the school.
- Why?
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- Is it Sophie?
- No.
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The principal wants to
talk to us about Chloe.
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Yep.
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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- Principal Vancatt. Greg Butler.
- Welcome, Mr Butler.
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Will Em be joining us?
Parking the car is she?
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No, I can drive. I mean, I drove.
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He drives way faster than Mum.
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Chloe...
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It seems that Chloe has come
into quite the sum of money.
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I'm the queen of the playground.
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She has created a team of minions
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and enslaved half of prep.
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Well, I mean, that shows initiative.
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Any idea how she's gotten $50?
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$50! For a lunch order?
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You told me the one with the five on it.
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We would rather not handle
cash for the lunch orders.
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You can download the lunch order app,
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create a user name and then
simply order Chloe's lunch
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using her unique student number.
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It's much easier.
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That sounds much harder.
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Well, Em's across it.
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Maybe we should get her on the phone.
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It just seems that things
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are beginning to slip under the radar.
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No, no, things, things are
not slipping under the radar.
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In fact, on the home front,
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things have never run smoother.
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Isn't that right, Chlo?
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He's doing his best.
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MAN: Well, obviously,
I read the kids books...
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AMIR: Morrie.
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Down the hatch.
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Morrie.
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Emily Butler.
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How do you do?
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I grew up reading all of
the Pigsy Malone books.
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I'm a huge fan.
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Yes, Cuddle Town was very good to me...
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and my ex-wives, I might add.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Emily wrote the new blurb.
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It was an honour.
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Did you like the book?
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Uh, absolutely.
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Not too sexually gratuitous on occasion?
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Uh, no, not at all.
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In fact, I'm really looking
forward to the movie version.
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- Oh...
- That scene in the...
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custard room, was it?
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Oh, yes.
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The custard room, with the lesbians.
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Yes, that one. Wow, just, wow.
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I'm so thrilled.
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Yes, OK...
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Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen,
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I've just been chatting to Emily here,
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who's a huge fan of my latest offering.
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I don't normally do this,
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but I was wondering if all
of you would like me to do
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a reading, a world
premiere, if you will.
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Oh, yes please!
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(APPLAUSE)
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I'd rather stick my
nipples in a garlic press.
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Here comes Lebron... whoa, oof!
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"Under the radar." Where
does that principle get off?
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You know, fun fact.
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In France, Lebron James is actually
referred to as The Bron James.
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She basically called me a bad dad...
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To me face, and to Chloe's face.
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And what did Chloe say about that?
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She was furious.
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She was, "My dad's doing
his best. He's the best."
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Go Chloe!
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My radar is razor sharp.
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Shoots... and misses.
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And right now, my radar is
trying to focus on Sophie.
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Yeah.
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Been trying to figure out why
she's suddenly hating on basketball.
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Especially with the
Beavers at Five from five.
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Yeah, it is weird.
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Particularly that the team
in on such a hot streak.
263
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,595
I know.
264
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,371
And Sophie's been on such a slide. Oh...
265
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Slide?
266
00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,437
I should tell you, as
your assistant coach,
267
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that Sophie has scored
268
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,299
a grand total of zero
points this season.
269
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,381
She hasn't scored a single goal?
270
00:10:54,406 --> 00:10:55,441
Nada.
271
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,093
From how many shots?
272
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Zero.
273
00:10:58,579 --> 00:11:00,538
She hasn't even put up a shot?
274
00:11:00,563 --> 00:11:02,254
If Sophie was in my fantasy league,
275
00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:05,539
I'd have traded her
months ago for oxycodone.
276
00:11:05,614 --> 00:11:08,319
My fantasy league's in the dark web.
277
00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:10,805
No wonder she hates
basketball right now.
278
00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:12,123
Scoring matters!
279
00:11:12,148 --> 00:11:13,240
- Yeah.
- Mm!
280
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,965
Hey.
281
00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:16,913
You excited for the game?
282
00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:18,457
- Yeah.
- Sophie!
283
00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:19,619
- Sophie!
- Sophie!
284
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,379
Sophie, Sophie, never won a trophy.
285
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,131
Dad, I told you, I'm walking
to basketball with Ruby.
286
00:11:25,156 --> 00:11:25,944
Yeah, I know.
287
00:11:25,969 --> 00:11:28,755
I just wanted to let you know
that I've solved your problem.
288
00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:30,559
GIRL: What, you solved her acne?
289
00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:31,584
(STUDENTS LAUGH)
290
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,115
Oh, my God, Dad.
291
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,115
What are you doing here?
292
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,100
Mum reckons you've cracked the sads
293
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,936
because, you know, she's
not coming to games anymore.
294
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:38,955
It's not that.
295
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:39,955
I know.
296
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,995
I get it.
297
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,075
Great.
298
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,079
Can we talk about this at home please?
299
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,399
You haven't scored!
300
00:11:47,424 --> 00:11:49,475
- What?
- This whole season.
301
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,380
I didn't realise, but
you haven't scored a goal.
302
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,419
But tonight, that's going to change.
303
00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:56,182
I'm going to fix it. Like a...
304
00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:57,459
Um...
305
00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,433
Like a fixing machine.
306
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,457
Great. Can you just go?
307
00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:04,698
Tonight, Lebron-Sophie, you
are in the starting five!
308
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,859
And you're not coming
off the court until you,
309
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,956
whoo, score, swish.
310
00:12:08,981 --> 00:12:10,176
Why don't you just tell him?
311
00:12:10,317 --> 00:12:11,432
Him?
312
00:12:11,457 --> 00:12:12,652
Are you kidding?
313
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,045
Sophie.
314
00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:16,215
Free life doctor
vouchers for your friends,
315
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:19,239
their families, and any disgruntled
316
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:20,979
or unhappy cousins possibly.
317
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,059
No drugs are kept on premises, ladies.
318
00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:24,299
So, none of that.
319
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,895
Anyway, here you go.
320
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,037
Ciao! Whoo!
321
00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:30,099
Terry's a bit weird, isn't he?
322
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,459
Yep.
323
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,400
Looking good, Beavers!
324
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,660
TERRY: Go Beavers!
325
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:38,725
Tezzie.
326
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,519
Oh, Honey Bee, welcome to the Coliseum.
327
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,202
This is where the magic happens.
328
00:12:43,227 --> 00:12:44,959
- So exciting!
- Yep.
329
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,759
- Is that our team?
- No. That's them.
330
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,295
The mighty Beavers!
331
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,359
- The Beavers?
- Yeah.
332
00:12:50,384 --> 00:12:51,998
The team mascot. (IMITATES BEAVER)
333
00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,396
Beavers, that doesn't seem right.
334
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,555
Do they know what beavers means?
335
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,675
That's not my department.
336
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,506
You'll have to take it
up with the head beaver.
337
00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:58,579
President Eileen.
338
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,473
Well, this team won't
assistant coach itself.
339
00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:02,693
- Uh...
- Oh, hey!
340
00:13:02,718 --> 00:13:06,600
Tezz, um, Reyleen's dad is
caught in traffic... again.
341
00:13:06,671 --> 00:13:07,544
Can you score?
342
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,739
Score-ring?
343
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,297
That will be a new frontier, but
like the tree in the desert...
344
00:13:12,322 --> 00:13:13,483
Can you do it or not, Tezzie?
345
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,760
Yep, yep, I can do it.
346
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,419
- Oh, uh...
- Right.
347
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,720
Eager Beavers!
348
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,642
WOMAN: Good shot, Jessica!
349
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:20,953
OK...
350
00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:23,645
So, light teams and dark teams, got it.
351
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,519
So, which one is the dark team?
352
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,519
Uh, the light blue is the dark team.
353
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,519
Yes... but wouldn't
the dark blue be the...
354
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,795
Light, light team.
355
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,677
Huh?
356
00:13:32,702 --> 00:13:34,619
Yeah, it goes on the
colour of the numbers.
357
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,946
Right... which are both yellow.
358
00:13:36,971 --> 00:13:38,891
GREG: Beavers, bring it in!
359
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:43,615
Yes, but the light blue dark
team have a slightly darker yellow
360
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,993
than the dark blue light team.
361
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,118
Oh, boy.
362
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,308
Beaver huddle. Alright.
363
00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:51,575
Listen up, ladies.
364
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:55,839
Amazingly, Sophie Butler...
Where's Sophie? Where is she?
365
00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:57,681
Oh, there she is.
366
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:01,219
Has not scored a
single point all season.
367
00:14:01,244 --> 00:14:02,623
Well, she doesn't shoot.
368
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,459
Well, today, she will.
369
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,262
Yeah, which means, Rayleen,
370
00:14:07,287 --> 00:14:09,379
you're going to have to
share it around a bit more.
371
00:14:09,787 --> 00:14:11,215
But I'm the best shooter.
372
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,662
And today, you'll be our best passer.
373
00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:15,195
Let's go.
374
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,400
GIRLS: Go Beavers!
375
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:23,478
"Chelsea knew at once the
owner had third degree burns.
376
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:28,055
Yet she had never been so aroused."
377
00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:32,019
(ALL APPLAUD)
378
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:34,821
I fear my voice is
growing a little weary.
379
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,179
So, for the next
chapter, we may require...
380
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,659
- I'll read!
- No.
381
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,859
Let Emily.
382
00:14:41,693 --> 00:14:42,895
EMILY: I really have to go.
383
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,659
I'm doing first aid at my daugh...
384
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,699
It's Morrie bloody Griffiths, Emily.
385
00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:52,888
EILEEN: Come on, girls!
386
00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,522
Welcome to Beaver country.
387
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:56,967
About that.
388
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,339
Um, I just... I wanted
to talk to you about
389
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,139
a couple of concerns
I had about the team.
390
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,179
Not another supplement scandal.
391
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,799
No, I'm talking about the under-14s.
392
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,459
So am I.
393
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,093
No, it's more about the name.
394
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,619
Is it appropriate?
395
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,179
The beaver? It's a
majestic woodland creature!
396
00:15:15,204 --> 00:15:16,475
Come on, girls!
397
00:15:16,853 --> 00:15:19,335
Beaver means vagina.
398
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,955
No it doesn't.
399
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,197
It absolutely does.
400
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,375
You might as well call them
the under-14s Wizard Sleeves.
401
00:15:25,494 --> 00:15:26,899
Or the Sausage Wallets.
402
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,299
The Trout Baskets.
403
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,595
I don't understand any of this!
404
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:33,699
Who puts a sausage in a wallet?
405
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,000
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
406
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:39,714
EMILY: "It was then that I realised
whilst chains could enslave me.
407
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:43,459
With the right person, chains
could also set me free."
408
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,741
Sexually...
409
00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,842
"Chelsea kissed Fiona
through her leather mask..."
410
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,811
Oh, come on, Emily,
411
00:15:50,836 --> 00:15:54,876
I've heard more enthusiastic
readings at midnight mass.
412
00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:56,620
Give it to me.
413
00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:02,789
"Chelsea kissed Fiona
through her leather mask.
414
00:16:02,814 --> 00:16:04,799
The thunder clapped.
415
00:16:05,353 --> 00:16:09,415
Softly, their tongues entwined."
416
00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:11,619
Like that. More feeling.
417
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,539
Oh, OK.
418
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,535
"Fiona's fingers commenced
419
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:26,819
a maiden voyage of
exploration and discovery..."
420
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,019
Sexual discovery.
421
00:16:30,812 --> 00:16:31,979
WOMAN: Go Sharks!
422
00:16:33,219 --> 00:16:34,256
You missed a foul!
423
00:16:34,281 --> 00:16:36,930
What, which...? Where
is the foul button!?
424
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,575
Wake up, scorers!
425
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,899
What a bitch.
426
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,099
Hey, that bitch is my wife.
427
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,440
- Oh, sorry.
- Go Sharks!
428
00:16:43,465 --> 00:16:46,726
EILEEN: Up the Beavers! Ha-ha!
429
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:48,290
Just Google image beavers.
430
00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:49,035
Ach!
431
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,799
Good one, good one. Keep on them...
432
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,200
I see nothing but fuzzy little...
433
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,221
Turn the search filter off.
434
00:16:54,284 --> 00:16:55,379
Pass it, Courtney.
435
00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:58,699
Oh, my God!
436
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:02,662
"If the walls of the custard
room could talk, they would."
437
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:03,979
(MORRIE GASPS)
438
00:17:04,004 --> 00:17:06,341
What exactly is a custard room?
439
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,579
I...
440
00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:11,562
AMIR: Oh, my God! I think
he's having a heart attack.
441
00:17:12,122 --> 00:17:14,841
MAN: Call an ambulance.
Yes, there's an emergency...
442
00:17:15,223 --> 00:17:18,002
Does anyone know CPR?
443
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,596
Anybody?
444
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,135
Mr Griffiths! Mr Griffiths!
Mr Griffiths!
445
00:17:23,312 --> 00:17:24,419
I do.
446
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,109
Well, just...
447
00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:27,724
Hold this.
448
00:17:27,749 --> 00:17:28,755
OK, OK, OK.
449
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,379
Morrie. Morrie, just stay with me.
450
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,000
MAN: Yes! Come on.
451
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,179
GREG: Scores are level, Beavers!
452
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,619
Sophie, I'm here!
453
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,379
Hey, I made it.
454
00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:48,979
Go, Sophie, go, go, go.
455
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,599
Go, Sophie. Shoot it, Soph!
456
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,379
You're wide open.
457
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,279
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
458
00:17:55,304 --> 00:17:57,019
WOMAN: Get her off, Greg. She's no good.
459
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,513
She's about as gainfully
employed out there as you, Greg.
460
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,739
Oh, that's harsh, David.
461
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:02,935
Ref, time out.
462
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,859
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Time out.
463
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:08,788
Oh, she really has gotten worse.
464
00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:09,813
Told you so.
465
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,995
Oh, Chlo.
466
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,905
Trust me. She just
needs this one basket.
467
00:18:14,202 --> 00:18:15,161
Bring it in.
468
00:18:15,186 --> 00:18:16,545
Get yourselves a drink.
469
00:18:16,655 --> 00:18:20,179
Hydration leads... to celebration.
470
00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:21,412
Dad, I want to come off.
471
00:18:21,437 --> 00:18:24,283
Final play of the game.
472
00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:25,887
They've haven't manned Sophie all game,
473
00:18:25,912 --> 00:18:27,941
because Sophie hasn't been shooting, so
474
00:18:27,966 --> 00:18:29,219
get her the ball.
475
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,739
- She'll be wide open.
- Dad...
476
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,496
OK, let's go.
477
00:18:33,122 --> 00:18:34,505
We can win this. Come on!
478
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,019
EMILY: Go, Sophie! You've
got this, sweetheart.
479
00:18:37,645 --> 00:18:38,464
Shoot!
480
00:18:38,489 --> 00:18:41,317
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Holding foul. Two shots.
481
00:18:41,342 --> 00:18:43,121
Yes! Yes!
482
00:18:43,146 --> 00:18:44,301
You can do this, Soph!
483
00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:46,121
Come on, Soph! Shoot!
484
00:18:54,403 --> 00:18:55,527
(CROWD GROANS)
485
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,277
WOMAN: Alright, girls.
This is good for us!
486
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,128
- Come on!
- GIRL: Next one, come on.
487
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:01,441
- You've got this.
- They haven't got this.
488
00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:04,253
Hey, um...
489
00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:06,183
Just relax, Soph.
490
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,539
There's plenty of time
left. The clock has stopped.
491
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,099
Stop the clock!
492
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,640
(ALL CLAMOUR)
493
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:13,888
DAVID: Come on, Terry!
494
00:19:13,913 --> 00:19:15,259
(SIREN WAILS)
495
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,736
- MAN: Are you kidding me?!
- I'm sorry!
496
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,339
Everyone, I am sorry, OK?
497
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,819
Bloody idiot...
498
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,995
Far too many buttons here.
499
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,800
It's a scoreboard, not
a bloody space shuttle.
500
00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:27,300
This is for the game.
501
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,810
Maybe put the bucket shot away.
502
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,701
I can't.
503
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:31,515
I think you should.
504
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,819
I'm embarrassed.
505
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,120
Why?
506
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,117
How can you be embarrassed?
507
00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:36,555
You're about to win the game...
508
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,885
for the Beavers, and your mum's here.
509
00:19:37,909 --> 00:19:40,968
I'm not comfortable shooting.
510
00:19:43,539 --> 00:19:46,242
I need a sports bra.
511
00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:50,459
Yeah...
512
00:19:51,222 --> 00:19:54,878
Because you're growing into...
513
00:19:55,284 --> 00:19:58,739
a young woman, which is very normal,
514
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,139
uh, for girls.
515
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,840
Um... and one day you'll...
516
00:20:04,865 --> 00:20:06,568
- You'll get your period...
- Oh, Dad, shut up!
517
00:20:06,592 --> 00:20:07,740
I'm sorry, OK, I just...
518
00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:09,484
Just get off the court.
519
00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:12,553
Just...
520
00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:16,875
Mum and Dad love you,
no matter what happens.
521
00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:20,825
What did you tell her?
522
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:23,161
Please tell me you told
her to can the bucket shot.
523
00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:26,075
I just told her that we both love her.
524
00:20:26,653 --> 00:20:28,505
He told her that they love her.
525
00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:30,259
What parent could love a bucket shooter?
526
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,636
Oh, shut up, Liz!
527
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:34,737
Oh, and she needs a sports bra.
528
00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:36,219
- A bra?
- Yeah.
529
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,739
This whole time.
530
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,539
It was all about a bra?
531
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,762
I can buy her a bra any old day.
532
00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:43,545
It had nothing to do with us.
533
00:20:43,999 --> 00:20:45,199
(BOTH LAUGH)
534
00:20:49,536 --> 00:20:50,835
Go, Soph!
535
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,162
Please, Soph...
536
00:20:52,263 --> 00:20:53,298
You can do it.
537
00:20:53,303 --> 00:20:54,163
Come on, Soph!
538
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:55,807
We're with you, sweetheart.
539
00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:07,882
(ALL CHEER)
540
00:21:08,865 --> 00:21:10,868
Suck it, Liz!
541
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,242
Nice game, coach.
542
00:21:23,343 --> 00:21:24,378
Thanks.
543
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,922
Coach, congratulations.
544
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,722
Thank you, Madame President.
545
00:21:28,074 --> 00:21:29,910
Now, we're looking at a mascot change.
546
00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:30,910
Any ideas?
547
00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:34,082
Oh, actually, I reckon
we'll stick with the Beavers.
548
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:36,322
Because no matter what
your search engine says,
549
00:21:36,347 --> 00:21:38,928
beavers are strong, beautiful!
550
00:21:38,953 --> 00:21:40,652
And fucking majestic!
551
00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:41,694
(ALL LAUGH)
552
00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:42,678
Long as you know.
553
00:21:42,703 --> 00:21:44,222
You made the right call, ref.
554
00:21:44,247 --> 00:21:46,309
Your milk shake's on me.
555
00:21:53,715 --> 00:21:55,755
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556
00:21:57,492 --> 00:21:58,578
Somebody help!
557
00:21:58,603 --> 00:22:00,782
I think he's hyperventilating!
558
00:22:01,106 --> 00:22:02,625
Does anyone know first aid?!
559
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:04,549
Yeah. I do.
560
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,115
Just let the knob die.
561
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,140
(TERRY STAMMERS)
562
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:11,740
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