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I'm 13 years old. Why
can't I babysit Chloe?
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Because you're 13 years old.
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Malala had started a revolution
by the time she was 12.
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Well, maybe if Malala
had've gone to school
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she wouldn't have needed
to start revolutions.
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Did you even read the book I
gave you for Father's Day?
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Look, what if someone tries
to break into the house,
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like a crime gang or terrorist?
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Yeah, right, Mum.
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ISIS has just been waiting
around for you and Dad
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to go to an Ed Sheeran concert
and then they're gonna strike.
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Sophie. You are not babysitting.
That is final.
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Why can't Uncle Brad look after us?
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Uh, no can do, I'm afraid,
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because Uncle Brad has
his first Tinder date.
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Oh, back on the horse. Good man.
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She's too hot for you.
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Is not.
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She looks like Jennifer Aniston.
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Probably just a really
good photo of her.
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I can do this.
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I know you can.
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You know, if it was up to me,
then, absolutely, sure thing.
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But your mum's still getting used
to this whole new arrangement
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of me staying at home,
her at work, so...
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What's the point of
having a new arrangement
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- if everything stays the same?
- Well...
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Dad, if you're the stay at home
parent, isn't it your decision?
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OK, I'll consider it.
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Thank you so much, Dad.
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Come on. Fist bump.
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And make it explode. Pewww!
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And shh, just don't tell your mum.
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I think Uncle Brad looks
a bit like Ed Sheeran.
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Oh, maybe.
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I don't see it.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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EM: Greg's got us tickets to Ed Sheeran.
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Well, if you want tonight to be special,
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why don't you go all the way?
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Uh, yeah, well, we might... do it.
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That's, of course, if the
kids don't crash in our bed.
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No, no, no. I'm talking
about a Brazilian, bub.
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh, no, I don't think so.
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You want tonight to be
special, don't you?
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Um, OK. But maybe not,
like, a full Brazilian.
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Could we just do, like, a half?
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Like a half Aussie, half Brazilian?
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No, no. I'm not making a pizza, darl.
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Oh!
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Are you gonna open these?
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No. 'Cause they're bills,
and bills equal boring.
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CHLOE: Robovac is like
a dog, but it cleans.
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Thanks so much for getting this, Dad.
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Roger that.
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Why are you doing laps of the kitchen?
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Because I'm trying to get to 10,000
steps and every step counts.
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So, tonight, do not
answer the door to anyone
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- and call us if there is an emergency.
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
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Robovac will get it.
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Can we order pizza?
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No. No. We're doing a health kick, so...
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Oh, come on. You're on a health kick.
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We're not.
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OK, you can order pizza.
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- You are the best dad.
- Yeah.
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Do you really think that
he'll be into this?
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If you could put a waxed
vag into a stubby holder,
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men wouldn't leave the couch.
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So I'm gonna take Greg
to Honeycloud tonight
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for cocktails before the concert.
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Oh, deadly.
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So before Ed Sheeran I'm taking
your mum to the Loaded Toad.
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The Loaded what?
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The Loaded Toad!
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It's where your mum and I used to
go before gigs, back in the day.
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Sounds lame.
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EM: Tonight will be
really good for Greg.
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He's doing great with the domestics
but I know how hard it is.
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I've been doing it for 13 years
and it never gets any easier.
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Tonight will go as smoothly as
your freshly waxed front bum.
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Yeah. Ow!
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Special delivery!
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Oh, they're here!
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TV: Sold out Ed Sheeran concert...
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I signed for it.
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Perfect timing.
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Oh, maybe... maybe we can just leave it.
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You can't do that, darl.
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It's a bit patchy down there.
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Looks like Art Garfunkel's trying
to get out of your cha-cha.
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Are you ready?
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Brace yourself.
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(TEARS)
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Ohh-oh!
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Oh...
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I think that you might have
taken something important.
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I don't know, Greg.
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I mean, you sure Sophie's
old enough to babysit?
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She's only 13.
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Yeah, well, Melania started a
revolution when she was 13.
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Yes, she did, didn't she?
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No, that's Malala.
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Tomay-toes, tomatoes.
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Sophie just wants the responsibility,
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but it would be great if you
could just keep an eye on them.
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Oooookay, yeah, nice one, Dad.
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I don't get it.
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Sophie thinks she's
babysitting but really,
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she's got four eyes on
her the whole time.
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Ah, yes.
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OK, so what are we looking
for, Chief Butler?
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Teenage boys?
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Pool parties?
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Crystal meth?
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No. No.
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I don't think...
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..that's gonna be a problem, Terry.
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But just...
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Maybe just be around.
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Yeah.
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More?
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You look amazing as always.
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Oh, gosh, this is never ending.
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Do you want a hand opening some of this?
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No, all under control.
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But I do have a very
special delivery for you.
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I thought, what could make
this ensemble even hotter?
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What is it?
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Close your eyes.
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This!
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Wow! What's that?
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We used to always buy
our own tour T-shirts
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but I thought it's been a while,
so why not design our own?
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Ah-ha!
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And it gets better.
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They're matching.
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- Yes, they're matching.
- Yeah.
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Ahh.
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So, uh, not wearing the T-shirt?
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Uh, well, I'll put it
on when we get there.
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I didn't want to get it dirty.
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Where are Terry and Marlo?
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Just running a little bit late.
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Marlo is shaving Terry's
back or vice versa.
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We'll be OK, Mum. Trust me.
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OK, so when Terry and Marlo do
get here in, like, five minutes,
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do not answer this door
to strangers, yeah?
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Mm-hm.
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And if there is an emergency,
you call us straightaway. OK.
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Yes. If we are visited by an axe
murderer in the next five minutes,
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we'll call.
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Now go.
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(SLAMS DOOR)
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Oh, bloody Brad, he's parked
us in with his Honda Jizz.
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Oh, has he left on his date?
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Yeah, like three hours ago.
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Oh, well, how are we gonna get there?
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We can walk.
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It's only like a thousand
steps to the station.
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OK. Yep.
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Oh, Greg, can you just slow down a bit?
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Brad?
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Oh! Wow.
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Hello. Thanks for showing up.
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I started to feel a panic attack
coming on thinking, "Is she coming?"
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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
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I'm sorry, I...
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It's my first date after a
pretty brutal break-up.
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I thought you were joking when
you said you'd be in a suit,
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holding a rose.
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Oh!
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(LAUGHS)
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Seems like a weird thing to joke about.
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The rose is for you.
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Why, thank you.
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The suit I cannot give you.
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(LAUGHS)
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It's a rental.
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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Shall we?
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- Yes. Thanks.
- Yeah, OK. Great. After you.
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A lot of Sheeran fans on the train.
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I know. What you think he's
doing, like, right now?
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Probably waiting for us, I imagine.
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- Em, Em, Em!
- Yeah?
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Where are you going?
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Well, I might have a
little surprise for you.
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Uh...
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Snap.
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I've got a surprise for you.
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Oh, well...
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I was going to shout you to
cocktails at Honeycloud.
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Shout?
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Interesting. Um...
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My surprise is better.
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Trust me.
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OK. Where are we going?
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We are going to...
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..the Loaded Toad.
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It's gone.
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Babe, I'm so sorry.
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Bloody apartments!
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I had my 21st year.
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This is where we first kissed and...
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We did some stuff.
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You know, this is... this
is part of our history.
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Yeah. We had some great memories there.
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But the good news is...
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..Honeycloud!
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(SIGHS)
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Chloe, turn it off and
go brush your teeth.
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But it's not my bedtime yet.
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It is so your bedtime.
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My bedtime's eight o'clock.
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I know. And look at the clock.
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It's eight o'clock right now.
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Twelve, three, six.
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It's not dark outside yet.
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Daylight savings, silly.
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Doesn't that happen in summer?
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This year it's winter.
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Teeth. Now.
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OK.
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All-time favourite gig?
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Uh, Pearl Jam.
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Despite being a little hurt
at just how loudly you sung
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- Can't Find a Better Man.
- (LAUGHS)
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Look at us, out and about having fun.
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Yeah.
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So, um, how are things
really on the home front?
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It is tough, isn't it?
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And the girls, I'm sure they're
helping you out, right?
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It's been great, it's...
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..been like a mini holiday.
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No, it's... And how is life
back in the workforce?
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Dean still busting your balls?
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Mean Dean.
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No, he's actually alright.
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Actually, oh, he showed me
this hysterical viral video.
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Wait. I've got to show it to you.
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It's so funny. Just wait a sec.
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There.
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(DOGS BARKING, MAN SHOUTING)
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(LAUGHS)
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That's just...
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Yeah. I, um...
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I was the one who sent you that video.
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No, I don't think so, because I
remember Dean showing it to me
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in the meditation corner at work.
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It's...
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No, I don't care, it doesn't matter,
but I did send you that video.
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Where did you send it?
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To our email address.
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Oh, right, sorry.
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That's because work's given
me a new email address
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and so I've been using that.
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But actually, I really
should check the old one.
260
00:09:56,244 --> 00:09:59,187
TeamGrem@hotmail's been
good for 12 years.
261
00:09:59,212 --> 00:10:00,578
Yep. Yep.
262
00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,019
(MUFFLED MUSIC COMING FROM INSIDE)
263
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,282
Soph!
264
00:10:04,307 --> 00:10:05,343
Hello?
265
00:10:05,368 --> 00:10:07,007
It's Terry and Marlo!
266
00:10:07,032 --> 00:10:08,335
From across the road!
267
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,999
She knows that. Oh, hi, guys.
268
00:10:10,024 --> 00:10:11,609
Made you a lasagne!
269
00:10:11,634 --> 00:10:13,015
- Yum.
- Yummo!
270
00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,906
Lasagne? What's in it?
271
00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:17,790
Just... Lasagne ingredients.
272
00:10:17,815 --> 00:10:19,482
- Tomato...
- Cheese.
273
00:10:19,507 --> 00:10:20,259
Cheese.
274
00:10:20,284 --> 00:10:23,146
Eggplant sheets. Turmeric.
275
00:10:23,171 --> 00:10:24,052
Ugh.
276
00:10:24,162 --> 00:10:26,718
Oh, Mum and Dad said
not to open the door.
277
00:10:26,743 --> 00:10:28,249
It's just us, love.
278
00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:29,309
Sorry.
279
00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:30,390
Parents' orders.
280
00:10:30,415 --> 00:10:32,375
What do we do?
281
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,437
I dunno. I mean, just leave the
lasagne on the mat, I guess.
282
00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:37,070
The possums will eat it, Terry.
283
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,827
Possums don't eat turmeric, sweetie.
284
00:10:43,783 --> 00:10:46,962
Just left the lasagne on
the mat here, Sophie.
285
00:10:46,987 --> 00:10:50,642
OK. Thanks!
286
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,195
I'm taking the marshmallows.
287
00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:53,420
Good.
288
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,703
BRAD: Jennifer Aniston.
289
00:10:55,728 --> 00:10:57,671
That's it. Jennifer Aniston.
290
00:10:57,696 --> 00:10:58,640
Excuse me?
291
00:10:58,665 --> 00:11:01,740
You look like Jennifer Aniston.
Has anyone ever told you that?
292
00:11:02,406 --> 00:11:06,366
No, they haven't, actually.
But thank you.
293
00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:09,179
I mean, I don't see it, but thank you.
294
00:11:09,204 --> 00:11:12,179
Brad and Jen, together at last.
295
00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:17,866
So do you think that I look like anyone?
296
00:11:18,489 --> 00:11:20,140
Oh, um...
297
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,854
I actually get Ed Sheeran.
298
00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:27,114
A lot. Like, heaps.
299
00:11:27,139 --> 00:11:28,286
Uh, no.
300
00:11:28,311 --> 00:11:29,812
Maybe Jim Courier.
301
00:11:29,837 --> 00:11:30,872
Jim Courier?
302
00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:32,958
Yeah, that old tennis player.
303
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,994
Ron Weasley's uncle?
304
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,552
Ron Weasley's uncle?
305
00:11:38,577 --> 00:11:40,348
He's not even in the books.
306
00:11:40,373 --> 00:11:42,778
No.
307
00:11:44,149 --> 00:11:46,450
Ed Sheeran, the singer.
308
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,460
(ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
309
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,854
Any movement?
310
00:11:55,879 --> 00:11:57,216
Oh, shit, sorry.
311
00:11:57,321 --> 00:11:58,860
- You alright now?
- Yep.
312
00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,628
Mm.
313
00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:03,802
What do we have here?
314
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,766
Give me a look.
315
00:12:05,866 --> 00:12:08,485
Those little shits have ordered pizza.
316
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,552
Pizza? To eat?
317
00:12:10,577 --> 00:12:12,780
Give me that.
318
00:12:15,356 --> 00:12:19,959
That lasagne is 10 times better than
anything that man's got to offer.
319
00:12:19,984 --> 00:12:21,523
He's not even Italian.
320
00:12:21,548 --> 00:12:23,187
Neither am I.
321
00:12:23,212 --> 00:12:25,325
No, but you're hot-blooded.
322
00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:27,091
We need to get closer.
323
00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:28,044
Alright.
324
00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:30,256
To the... to the kids, Tezzy.
325
00:12:30,281 --> 00:12:32,460
- We need to get closer to the kids.
- Oh. Yes.
326
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,849
It's time for ninja mode.
327
00:12:37,169 --> 00:12:39,738
Greetings, and welcome to Honeycloud.
328
00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:40,958
Do you have a reservation?
329
00:12:40,983 --> 00:12:44,117
Yes, we do, under Butler. Emily Butler.
330
00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:45,677
Yes, I can see it here.
331
00:12:45,702 --> 00:12:48,721
We have an amaze table for
you in the Cloud Room.
332
00:12:48,746 --> 00:12:50,271
Oh, that is so perfect.
333
00:12:50,296 --> 00:12:53,420
Sorry, we do have a dress code.
334
00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:56,700
You're gonna need a jacket, sir.
We don't allow T-shirts.
335
00:12:56,783 --> 00:12:58,922
Oh, this is not just any T-shirt.
336
00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,305
I made this T-shirt. That's us.
337
00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:03,552
Although only one of us is
wearing it at the moment.
338
00:13:03,577 --> 00:13:05,435
Yeah, 'cause I'm saving
mine up for the concert.
339
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:06,099
Sure.
340
00:13:06,124 --> 00:13:09,208
This is a really special occasion,
341
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:12,692
so is there, like, anything
at all that we could do?
342
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:14,163
OK.
343
00:13:14,188 --> 00:13:16,786
I'll take the hint. I'll go topless.
344
00:13:17,237 --> 00:13:19,020
(LAUGHS)
345
00:13:20,104 --> 00:13:24,817
We may have a large jacket. Let me see.
346
00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:25,877
No.
347
00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:28,209
We only have the one
large and it's gone.
348
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:31,356
Well, do you have... a medium?
349
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:32,720
Yes.
350
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,351
Do you want me to fetch the
medium jacket for you, sir?
351
00:13:35,577 --> 00:13:36,872
No, no, no. That's OK.
352
00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:38,756
You know what, we actually...
we just might come back.
353
00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:41,396
No, no, no, no, no. No. No.
354
00:13:42,774 --> 00:13:44,717
Bring me the medium.
355
00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:48,967
That was not a Western-sized medium.
356
00:13:48,992 --> 00:13:53,012
No way. That was small-medium at best.
357
00:13:54,193 --> 00:13:55,248
Are you OK?
358
00:13:55,273 --> 00:13:59,016
Yeah, I just didn't think that we
would be doing this much walking.
359
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,786
We can go straight to
Ed Sheeran if you like.
360
00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:02,011
We don't need to go for pre-drinks.
361
00:14:02,036 --> 00:14:04,166
Oh, Greg, I'm really
sorry about Honeycloud.
362
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:08,061
I wanted to take you somewhere
classy with my first pay cheque
363
00:14:08,086 --> 00:14:09,544
and shout you a night out.
364
00:14:09,569 --> 00:14:12,548
I mean, you've been shouting
dinner for the last 14 years.
365
00:14:12,573 --> 00:14:15,140
Which we haven't considered
shouting until tonight.
366
00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:19,465
BRAD: So you climbed Mount
Everest with a sherpa
367
00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:22,945
while your boyfriend stayed behind
and slept with the sherpa's wife?
368
00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:24,870
Fiance, but yeah.
369
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:27,989
He had his own version of
mountaineering, I guess.
370
00:14:28,014 --> 00:14:29,214
Wow.
371
00:14:29,239 --> 00:14:31,380
Reminds me a little bit of that song...
372
00:14:32,466 --> 00:14:34,505
..by Ed Sheeran.
373
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:36,719
What is it with you and Ed Sheeran?
374
00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:37,944
No, just, you know,
375
00:14:37,969 --> 00:14:41,049
that song he sings about the
pop singer who cheated on him.
376
00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:43,253
I think it was one of the Bangles.
377
00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:45,537
But instead of popstars it was...
378
00:14:45,562 --> 00:14:47,061
..sherpas.
379
00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:50,501
(TERRY MAKES NINJA MOVE NOISES)
380
00:14:50,526 --> 00:14:54,173
(WHISPERS) Terry! Terry!
381
00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:55,657
What? You said ninja mode.
382
00:14:55,682 --> 00:14:58,286
I said the mode, not the moves.
383
00:14:58,311 --> 00:15:01,184
When I get asked to look
after our neighbours' kids,
384
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:03,481
or keep an eye on them at least, right,
385
00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:05,880
I take that responsibility
very seriously.
386
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,014
I love when you take things seriously.
387
00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:09,054
- Yep.
- It's sexy.
388
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:10,935
You've got to go round the back,
OK, and I'll take the front.
389
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,539
That's sexy too.
390
00:15:14,557 --> 00:15:16,239
Mmm!
391
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:19,219
One mission at a time.
392
00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:22,220
Go, go, go!
393
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:26,983
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ON TV)
394
00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:43,140
How do I get up there? Here we go.
395
00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:45,402
(METAL CLANKS)
396
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:51,229
WOMAN: (ON TV) No! No, please!
397
00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:55,978
(WOMAN TREMBLES)
398
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:58,932
(GUNSHOT, WOMAN SCREAMS)
399
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,401
(STRUGGLES)
400
00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:04,323
Oh, sh...!
401
00:16:05,988 --> 00:16:09,783
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
402
00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:13,608
EM: Well, we're nice and early.
403
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:16,191
GREG: Yeah. We'll get to see
both the support bands.
404
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:17,291
Yep.
405
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:20,901
And I guess we can just have some,
you know, chips or something
406
00:16:20,926 --> 00:16:22,011
- when we get there.
- Yeah.
407
00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:23,695
- I like chips.
- Hot chips.
408
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,920
Hot chips.
409
00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:28,540
Got the tickets?
410
00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:31,073
Sorry?
411
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,511
Have you got the tickets?
412
00:16:34,189 --> 00:16:36,722
Did you book the tickets?
413
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,792
Why would I book the tickets?
414
00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:41,446
I thought you would now that
you're making the money.
415
00:16:41,471 --> 00:16:43,878
When am I supposed to just
find the time to do that?
416
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,162
When I am at work, I am working.
417
00:16:46,187 --> 00:16:48,128
Oh, watching funny internet videos. Oh!
418
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:50,338
Besides, I thought
tonight was your shout.
419
00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:53,261
- Enough with the shouting, alright?
- Calm down.
420
00:16:53,286 --> 00:16:56,020
No, don't tell me to calm down!
421
00:16:56,045 --> 00:17:02,464
(EERIE, SUSPENSEFUL MOVIE PLAYING ON TV)
422
00:17:09,513 --> 00:17:11,140
(PHONE RINGS)
423
00:17:11,165 --> 00:17:13,713
Hey, Soph? Mum, the power's gone out
424
00:17:13,738 --> 00:17:15,317
and there's somebody out
the back of the house.
425
00:17:15,342 --> 00:17:17,748
What? Well, where are Terry and Marlo?
426
00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:19,362
Uh... I've got that. Give me.
427
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:21,566
They're not here. Dad told
them I could babysit.
428
00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:23,768
He did what?
429
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,900
I'm scared.
430
00:17:27,086 --> 00:17:28,432
- (SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS)
431
00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:29,534
(SCREAMS)
432
00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:31,987
- (SHATTERS)
- (SCREAMS)
433
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:35,446
We will be home soon, darling.
We've called an Uber.
434
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,127
- SOPHIE: Thanks, Mum.
- OK, bye.
435
00:17:37,152 --> 00:17:40,518
Price is on surging.
That's a good result.
436
00:17:40,856 --> 00:17:43,235
Why were the kids not being babysat?
437
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,579
Terry and Marlo were
there the whole time.
438
00:17:45,604 --> 00:17:47,096
They were looking after them.
439
00:17:47,121 --> 00:17:49,760
You cannot undermine me
with the kids like that.
440
00:17:49,785 --> 00:17:51,940
Isn't this the new world order?
441
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:54,872
You take care of things at work and
I take care of things at home.
442
00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:56,619
The kids are both of our responsibility.
443
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:58,634
And Sophie wanted that responsibility.
444
00:17:58,658 --> 00:18:00,604
Greg, the power got cut off.
445
00:18:00,629 --> 00:18:02,799
And somehow that's my fault.
446
00:18:02,824 --> 00:18:05,182
The power goes to the home
447
00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:08,033
and the person at home
pays the electricity bill.
448
00:18:08,058 --> 00:18:10,503
Well, some people might say the
person who makes the money
449
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:13,480
pays the bills and the person
at home does the parenting.
450
00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:15,260
You're just doing all of the easy stuff.
451
00:18:15,285 --> 00:18:17,704
It's all about making T-shirts and
having a robot do the vacuuming.
452
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:22,190
Forgive me for having some fun
while I babysit the kids.
453
00:18:22,215 --> 00:18:23,519
Babysit the kids!
454
00:18:23,544 --> 00:18:25,682
- They are your kids, Greg!
- OK. That's not what I...
455
00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:26,940
Yeah, I mean, look after the kids.
456
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:29,313
Greg, you can't be the
fun dad the whole time.
457
00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:31,686
I'm taking care of everything
at home so you can go to work
458
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,728
- and hang out with mean Dean.
- That's it.
459
00:18:33,753 --> 00:18:36,979
I cannot believe that I
got a Brazilian for this.
460
00:18:37,038 --> 00:18:38,337
(SIGHS)
461
00:18:38,454 --> 00:18:40,020
A what?
462
00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:44,452
I got a Brazilian because
I wanted tonight to be...
463
00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:45,677
..well, you know...
464
00:18:45,702 --> 00:18:47,020
Pubeless?
465
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,975
I wanted tonight to be special.
466
00:18:51,052 --> 00:18:52,701
Well...
467
00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:55,500
So did I.
468
00:18:56,532 --> 00:18:57,667
Yeah.
469
00:18:57,692 --> 00:18:59,908
But now I'm too scared
to look down there
470
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:04,660
because... I'm really scared
that there's some bits missing.
471
00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:08,060
Come on.
472
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,720
You still hungry?
473
00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:14,457
Thanks for tonight.
474
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:16,620
It's been awesome. I...
475
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,746
You're perfect.
476
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,510
As Ed Sheeran might say.
477
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,621
Please, stop with the Ed Sheeran shit.
478
00:19:22,646 --> 00:19:23,871
Well, I just think it's worth mentioning
479
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,955
that I bear a striking resemblance to...
480
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:29,418
My ex loved Ed Sheeran in
a slightly obsessive way.
481
00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:31,502
I'm talking, like, chest tattoos.
482
00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:35,024
Which is why I can't stand
Ed Sheeran, and now...
483
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,249
What?
484
00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,093
Now I can see it.
485
00:19:38,118 --> 00:19:39,657
Yes.
486
00:19:39,871 --> 00:19:41,940
You look like Ed Sheeran.
487
00:19:43,538 --> 00:19:45,377
Yeah, I get that a lot.
488
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:47,363
Goodbye, Brad.
489
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,759
Yes.
490
00:19:58,784 --> 00:20:01,557
I look like Ed Sheeran.
491
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:08,020
This is way better than
an Ed Sheeran concert.
492
00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:09,910
And I don't know how you managed
493
00:20:09,935 --> 00:20:13,285
to get us such a great
table with no dress code.
494
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,238
I know a guy.
495
00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:17,535
Thank you, sir.
496
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:22,100
I don't know how you do it, Greg, but
these floors are bloody spotless.
497
00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:24,159
- (WHISPERS) OK.
- Thanks.
498
00:20:24,184 --> 00:20:25,184
Chloe's asleep.
499
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:26,098
Hey, Marlo.
500
00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:28,544
Thank you. Thanks for tonight.
501
00:20:28,569 --> 00:20:29,769
See you tomorrow.
502
00:20:32,752 --> 00:20:37,873
If this was our first date, do you
think that there would be a second?
503
00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:41,810
Well, if I'd worn a homemade
T-shirt, then possibly not.
504
00:20:41,835 --> 00:20:44,220
No, I really love the T-shirt.
505
00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:45,820
I do.
506
00:20:48,019 --> 00:20:49,054
Um...
507
00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:52,451
Is there any chance that you
might be able to help me
508
00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:55,540
find those missing bits?
509
00:20:57,144 --> 00:20:58,708
- Yep, yeah.
- (CHAIR SCRAPES)
510
00:20:58,733 --> 00:20:59,995
I can do that. Let's go.
511
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:03,318
- Come on.
- Oh! (GIGGLES)
512
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:11,289
- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
513
00:21:12,412 --> 00:21:14,677
Mm. Still tastes real good, darl.
514
00:21:15,019 --> 00:21:17,615
Bit crunchy with the ceramic.
515
00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:22,051
MARLO: Why don't you skip the mains
and come and get your dessert?
516
00:21:22,121 --> 00:21:23,500
Oh!
517
00:21:23,525 --> 00:21:25,860
We've got Viennetta!
518
00:21:27,521 --> 00:21:30,710
Ah. You were talking
about sex, weren't you?
519
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