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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:03,600 Hot in Cleveland is recorded in front of a live studio audience. 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,400 The moment we've all been waiting for, is finally here. 3 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:11,200 Tonight, on the most dramatic episode, 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,000 in the history of this series... 5 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,600 You don't have to shout, I'm right here. 6 00:00:17,825 --> 00:00:18,725 I'm sorry Joy. 7 00:00:19,325 --> 00:00:23,425 Look, you are about to embark on an incredible journey. Tell us about it. 8 00:00:23,625 --> 00:00:27,825 Well, every year for our fake birthdays my friends and I fix each other up. 9 00:00:28,425 --> 00:00:31,725 Four women, four dates. There's a chance no one's heart... 10 00:00:31,725 --> 00:00:34,164 is gonna be broken here. Where's the fun in that? 11 00:00:34,197 --> 00:00:37,332 Oh, there's always plenty of heartbreak. 12 00:00:37,365 --> 00:00:38,932 But this year's going to be different. 13 00:00:38,965 --> 00:00:40,804 Do you say that every year? 14 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:42,068 Yes. 15 00:00:42,101 --> 00:00:44,407 But this year really is going to be different. 16 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,397 Do you also say that every year? 17 00:00:47,430 --> 00:00:49,452 Yes. 18 00:00:49,485 --> 00:00:51,002 Just tell me about the dates. 19 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:54,762 Well, Elka wanted us to track down Stan, her first love, 20 00:00:54,795 --> 00:00:57,354 who she left behind in Poland 70 years ago. 21 00:00:57,387 --> 00:01:01,339 He was Mr. Sour Cream when I was Miss Teen Potato. 22 00:01:04,683 --> 00:01:07,560 When the villagers laid him on top of me 23 00:01:07,593 --> 00:01:09,910 and wrapped us in tinfoil... 24 00:01:09,943 --> 00:01:15,386 Well, one thing led to another. 25 00:01:15,425 --> 00:01:17,707 So, what kind of ritual is that? 26 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:22,078 Well, it was supposed to keep the Germans away. 27 00:01:22,111 --> 00:01:26,134 In hindsight, we should've invested in tanks. 28 00:01:28,196 --> 00:01:31,109 Victoria wanted us to set her up with a male model 29 00:01:31,142 --> 00:01:33,190 she saw in Cleveland Magazine. 30 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:36,851 Well, I don't care about romance. All I want is beauty. 31 00:01:36,884 --> 00:01:38,787 You say that every year. 32 00:01:38,828 --> 00:01:41,395 Yeah, well, I have yet to get it. 33 00:01:41,429 --> 00:01:44,832 I have put up with man boobs, conjoined twins... 34 00:01:44,873 --> 00:01:48,366 Webbing, and tails. 35 00:01:48,407 --> 00:01:50,302 What's so weird about a guy with a tail? 36 00:01:50,342 --> 00:01:54,278 You know, many prominent, sexy entertainment personalities 37 00:01:54,311 --> 00:01:57,186 - have tails. - Oh, my God, do you mean you... 38 00:01:57,219 --> 00:01:59,425 Hey, you know, uh, why don't you just tell me about 39 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:00,701 the date with Melanie. 40 00:02:00,734 --> 00:02:04,132 Well, she wanted a guy who called into her radio show, 41 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,900 looking for advice for his shyness with women. 42 00:02:06,941 --> 00:02:08,778 So, I told him to see a counselor. 43 00:02:08,811 --> 00:02:11,490 And then, a week later, he calls back off the air 44 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:13,828 and he was just so grateful and sweet, 45 00:02:13,861 --> 00:02:15,365 and incredibly perceptive. 46 00:02:15,398 --> 00:02:16,965 What exactly did he say? 47 00:02:16,998 --> 00:02:18,602 He said I was beautiful and smart. 48 00:02:18,635 --> 00:02:20,801 [Murmurs of agreement] 49 00:02:20,842 --> 00:02:23,704 Well, I wish you luck with your desperate 50 00:02:23,737 --> 00:02:25,841 little dating capers. 51 00:02:25,874 --> 00:02:27,683 I, of course, will be with Mitch, 52 00:02:27,716 --> 00:02:30,593 the man I love, and who, in an unusual twist, 53 00:02:30,626 --> 00:02:32,626 loves me back. 54 00:02:32,659 --> 00:02:34,362 So, don't even bother wishing me luck, 55 00:02:34,395 --> 00:02:38,101 because, for once in my life, I don't need it. 56 00:02:38,134 --> 00:02:40,104 So you rubbed it in your friends' faces 57 00:02:40,137 --> 00:02:42,014 by saying you had the perfect date. 58 00:02:42,047 --> 00:02:43,852 And then you tempted fate by saying 59 00:02:43,893 --> 00:02:46,730 nothing could possibly go wrong for you. 60 00:02:46,763 --> 00:02:50,434 In retrospect, you wish you hadn't done that? 61 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:54,444 I do. I really do. 62 00:02:59,076 --> 00:03:03,954 - Synced and corrected by oykubuyuk - - www.addic7ed.com. - 63 00:03:03,987 --> 00:03:06,061 So you're an actual rocket scientist? 64 00:03:06,094 --> 00:03:07,492 Why didn't you tell me? 65 00:03:07,533 --> 00:03:09,662 Well, when you tell people you're a rocket scientist, 66 00:03:09,703 --> 00:03:13,210 they assume you're brilliant. It's a lot to live up to. 67 00:03:13,243 --> 00:03:14,939 - So are you brilliant? - I kind of am, yeah. 68 00:03:14,979 --> 00:03:16,515 Oh. [Both laugh] 69 00:03:16,548 --> 00:03:18,287 Brian, I'm having such a good time. 70 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,520 Oh, me too. The world... 71 00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:23,392 Disappears when I look at you. 72 00:03:23,425 --> 00:03:25,394 Oh, Brian. 73 00:03:25,427 --> 00:03:27,396 Someone's gotten over their shyness, huh? 74 00:03:27,429 --> 00:03:28,668 [Laughs] 75 00:03:28,701 --> 00:03:31,436 Oh, sorry I'm late. How are things going? 76 00:03:31,469 --> 00:03:34,374 Uh, great, I think. Uh, things are going great, right? 77 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,385 I... yeah. Um, Brian, who is this? 78 00:03:40,418 --> 00:03:42,184 I'm sorry, Melanie, this is Marcy. 79 00:03:42,217 --> 00:03:46,186 Oh, so nice to meet you. Have you touched her yet? 80 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:50,060 - I've held her hand. Mm-hm. - Good, good, that's very good. 81 00:03:50,093 --> 00:03:51,797 Any compliments? Well, I did the one about 82 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,968 - the world disappearing. - Oh, excellent. 83 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,441 Yeah. 84 00:03:55,474 --> 00:03:58,211 Uh, sorry, I still don't know who Marcy is. 85 00:03:58,244 --> 00:04:01,514 Oh, oh. When you advised me to get professional help, 86 00:04:01,547 --> 00:04:02,883 Marcy is the person I called. 87 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,915 Oh, she's your therapist. 88 00:04:04,948 --> 00:04:07,650 Mm, in a way. I'm his sex surrogate. 89 00:04:13,797 --> 00:04:15,933 - What? - Yeah, yeah. 90 00:04:15,966 --> 00:04:18,639 We've had sex enough times that, uh, I'm... 91 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:21,905 I'm ready to do it with a woman I'm dating. 92 00:04:21,938 --> 00:04:25,646 And if tonight goes well, Melanie, that could be you. 93 00:04:25,687 --> 00:04:29,454 And let me tell you, you're in for a treat. 94 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:38,465 - Elka? - Yes? 95 00:04:38,498 --> 00:04:42,743 It's me, Stan! 96 00:04:42,776 --> 00:04:46,280 Your first love? 97 00:04:46,313 --> 00:04:49,845 - Stan? - Well, Olga, now. 98 00:04:49,886 --> 00:04:53,624 But you haven't changed a bit. 99 00:04:53,656 --> 00:04:57,359 You, on the other hand... 100 00:04:57,392 --> 00:05:00,389 I just happened upon a picture of you on the internet, 101 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:04,129 in a bathing suit, and I have to ask... 102 00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:05,930 Was there any photoshopping done, 103 00:05:05,963 --> 00:05:09,664 or are you actually... Perfect from head to toe? 104 00:05:09,697 --> 00:05:13,368 I actually am. 105 00:05:13,401 --> 00:05:16,104 But that's so superficial. The thing that made me 106 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:18,336 want to go out with you was when I read that you donated 107 00:05:18,377 --> 00:05:22,345 - a kidney. - That makes me glad I did it. 108 00:05:22,378 --> 00:05:25,577 It inspired me. Gave me the courage to take a break 109 00:05:25,618 --> 00:05:26,945 from modeling, help someone out. 110 00:05:26,986 --> 00:05:29,185 Are you donating a kidney to someone? 111 00:05:29,218 --> 00:05:31,655 No, uh, my brother was in a car accident 112 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:34,916 and his nose was irreparably damaged. 113 00:05:34,949 --> 00:05:38,921 Well, forehead skin is the best match for nose skin. 114 00:05:38,954 --> 00:05:42,923 So... You're donating some of your perfect 115 00:05:42,956 --> 00:05:45,796 - forehead skin to your brother? - Even better. 116 00:05:45,829 --> 00:05:50,472 This is really gonna make you happy. 117 00:05:50,505 --> 00:05:53,009 Impressive, huh? 118 00:06:00,016 --> 00:06:03,850 Well, it's nothing to sneeze at. 119 00:06:03,891 --> 00:06:07,721 It was so romantic of you to reserve the whole patio 120 00:06:07,754 --> 00:06:10,391 just for us. 121 00:06:10,424 --> 00:06:13,464 Mitch, are you okay? 122 00:06:13,497 --> 00:06:16,661 Joy, I've been thinking a lot about the two of us 123 00:06:16,694 --> 00:06:20,502 and about how much we love each other and about our future. 124 00:06:20,535 --> 00:06:24,438 Future? Are you saying what I think you're saying? 125 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,036 Please, I want to get this just right. 126 00:06:26,069 --> 00:06:30,043 Sorry, go ahead. 127 00:06:30,076 --> 00:06:33,210 Okay, uh, where was I? 128 00:06:33,243 --> 00:06:34,576 Thinking about the two of us... 129 00:06:34,609 --> 00:06:36,343 Love each other, future... Oh, uh, yeah. 130 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:40,214 Deep breath. Take a knee. 131 00:06:40,247 --> 00:06:42,514 Joy, I love you so much. 132 00:06:42,547 --> 00:06:46,310 Will you... Will you... 133 00:06:46,343 --> 00:06:48,141 Joy, will you marry me? 134 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:53,814 What the hell? 135 00:06:53,855 --> 00:06:56,857 Simon, did you just propose to me? 136 00:06:56,890 --> 00:06:58,457 - Yes, I did. - Well, so did I. 137 00:06:58,490 --> 00:07:00,129 I w... I mean, I was going to. 138 00:07:00,162 --> 00:07:03,296 Joy, will you marry me? 139 00:07:03,329 --> 00:07:06,230 And not him? 140 00:07:06,263 --> 00:07:09,270 Mine's bigger. 141 00:07:32,292 --> 00:07:35,387 142 00:07:13,261 --> 00:07:17,594 He brought his sex surrogate. This is the worst date ever. 143 00:07:17,627 --> 00:07:21,064 Is it, Melanie? 144 00:07:21,097 --> 00:07:23,400 How many noses does your date have? 145 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:26,706 Because mine has two. 146 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:29,409 That's nuts. 147 00:07:29,442 --> 00:07:31,274 And speaking of nuts, 148 00:07:31,307 --> 00:07:34,242 my date doesn't have any anymore. 149 00:07:36,715 --> 00:07:38,915 Two men just proposed to me. 150 00:07:38,948 --> 00:07:41,125 First Mitch, and then Simon! 151 00:07:41,158 --> 00:07:43,894 - Oh, my God, Joy! - I know! 152 00:07:43,927 --> 00:07:46,430 Two wonderful, handsome men who want to spend 153 00:07:46,463 --> 00:07:48,125 the rest of their lives with me. 154 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:50,302 Oh, this is all so complicated. 155 00:07:50,335 --> 00:07:53,436 There's only one thing more complicated. 156 00:07:53,469 --> 00:07:55,332 A third such man who wanted to propose 157 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:58,472 but... Missed his bus. 158 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,479 Bob? 159 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:02,109 Joy... 160 00:08:02,142 --> 00:08:03,508 Will you marry me? 161 00:08:03,541 --> 00:08:05,507 [All gasp] 162 00:08:05,548 --> 00:08:08,211 It was my grandmother's ring. She loved it so much, 163 00:08:08,244 --> 00:08:11,649 she was buried with it. 164 00:08:11,682 --> 00:08:15,652 Please... Don't ask the next logical question. 165 00:08:17,894 --> 00:08:20,157 Joy. Three bachelors, 166 00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:22,196 one final rose. 167 00:08:22,229 --> 00:08:24,262 Two of these men will leave tonight, 168 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:26,641 utterly devastated. 169 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:30,547 This is more like it. 170 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:32,683 I needed some time to think, 171 00:08:32,716 --> 00:08:34,851 so my friends went back to their dates. 172 00:08:44,797 --> 00:08:47,167 [Clears throat] 173 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,472 Sorry. [Laughs] Last minute cram session. 174 00:08:50,505 --> 00:08:54,410 - So, how were my hands? - Oh, terrific. 175 00:08:54,443 --> 00:08:56,041 - Mm-hmm? - You really painted the entire 176 00:08:56,074 --> 00:08:58,240 - canvas of my back beautifully. - [Exhales] Well. 177 00:08:58,281 --> 00:09:03,387 When we started, Brian was a little same-spot-Sally. 178 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:05,820 You know what? I think the two of us can take it from here. 179 00:09:05,853 --> 00:09:08,460 - Oh! Okay. - Uh... 180 00:09:08,493 --> 00:09:11,366 Don't be nervous. I'll be at the bar. 181 00:09:11,399 --> 00:09:15,338 Um... 182 00:09:15,371 --> 00:09:17,612 Oh, this is gonna be weird, 183 00:09:17,645 --> 00:09:21,247 doing it without Marcy. 184 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,854 It was a little weird doing it with Marcy. 185 00:09:24,887 --> 00:09:27,118 So, are you originally from Cleveland? 186 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:28,191 I love her, Melanie! 187 00:09:28,224 --> 00:09:31,899 - What? - I love Marcy! 188 00:09:31,932 --> 00:09:34,634 I started having sex with her because I wanted to be with you, 189 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:37,200 but, then the strangest thing happened. 190 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:39,903 I started having feelings for the person 191 00:09:39,936 --> 00:09:41,535 I was having sex with. 192 00:09:41,568 --> 00:09:44,774 Yeah, but, beggars can't be choosers. 193 00:09:44,807 --> 00:09:48,773 I'm on a date with you, so... 194 00:09:48,806 --> 00:09:50,574 do you have any hobbies? 195 00:09:50,615 --> 00:09:51,711 Yeah, don't even. 196 00:09:51,744 --> 00:09:55,017 All right. 197 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:56,155 So, in a few weeks, 198 00:09:56,188 --> 00:10:00,169 the nose will be harvested, 199 00:10:00,202 --> 00:10:03,834 and, you'll be your hot self again. 200 00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:07,612 Actually, I've decided I, uh, I have a responsibility 201 00:10:07,645 --> 00:10:10,816 to let my fertile forehead serve humanity. 202 00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:14,652 I... I'm sorry, what? 203 00:10:14,716 --> 00:10:17,252 Yeah, see this little guy right here? 204 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,659 In 18 months, that's gonna be 205 00:10:20,692 --> 00:10:24,029 a full-grown ear. 206 00:10:30,874 --> 00:10:33,945 The more I drink, the less crazy it seems 207 00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:36,512 - that you became a woman! - Both: [Laugh] 208 00:10:36,545 --> 00:10:39,511 Well, you remember our town's motto... 209 00:10:39,552 --> 00:10:42,716 "Drink until it makes sense." 210 00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,954 Mmm... Ah. 211 00:10:46,987 --> 00:10:50,349 I can't believe you're my Stanislaus. 212 00:10:50,382 --> 00:10:54,347 Oh, I am. The same person that sat in the ox cart with you 213 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:57,889 - in the moonlight. - Both: [Laugh] 214 00:10:57,922 --> 00:10:59,984 That's where we shared our first kiss! 215 00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:03,716 You were the only woman I ever loved. 216 00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:10,027 I guess you were the only "woman" 217 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,731 I ever loved, too. 218 00:11:17,365 --> 00:11:20,902 Look, you're three amazing men, and, hopefully 219 00:11:20,942 --> 00:11:23,342 we can get through this without too many hurt feelings. 220 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:26,141 Obviously this situation is a potential minefield, 221 00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:28,076 so let's agree from the start... 222 00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:31,918 Separate checks? 223 00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:35,484 Look, Joy, this is insane. I'm your boyfriend. 224 00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,650 I invited you here to propose to you. 225 00:11:37,683 --> 00:11:39,952 From the moment we met, you said I was the man 226 00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:41,185 you wanted to marry. 227 00:11:41,226 --> 00:11:43,656 Yes, and then you immediately started cavorting 228 00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:45,759 - with her friend, Melanie. - That's true. 229 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,761 - But, I proposed first. - Actually, I proposed first. 230 00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:50,961 We have a child, and a grandchild, together. 231 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,136 And... And you always said that I'm the love of your life. 232 00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:55,366 If anyone's destined to be with you forever, it's me. 233 00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:58,205 Yeah, you'd better move fast. Knowing Simon, you'll say "yes," 234 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:02,205 and he'll be on the first plane to can't-commit-istan. 235 00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:06,044 Mitch makes an excellent point about how awful Simon is. 236 00:12:06,077 --> 00:12:08,578 Can we just get rid of Bob, and narrow the field 237 00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:10,241 - to the real contenders? - Agreed. 238 00:12:10,274 --> 00:12:12,511 Hey, I thought we had an alliance. 239 00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:14,575 Why would we have an alliance? 240 00:12:14,616 --> 00:12:16,816 All right, fine. If the gloves are off, 241 00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:20,615 I suggest you kick Scotty and fatso, here, to the curb. 242 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,654 - Hey, I'm not fat anymore. - Oh, I don't know, 243 00:12:23,687 --> 00:12:26,087 those pounds are coming back. 244 00:12:26,128 --> 00:12:27,359 - Shut up. - You shut up! 245 00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:29,894 Both of you shut up. Right, Joy? 246 00:12:29,927 --> 00:12:32,864 Okay. 247 00:12:32,897 --> 00:12:35,967 Obviously this group date was a terrible idea. 248 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,333 Why don't I talk to each one of you separately? 249 00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:42,299 - May the best man win. - Or the funniest. 250 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:46,203 Or the tallest and smartest and handsomest. 251 00:12:46,244 --> 00:12:49,583 Or, just the tallest and smartest. 252 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,005 So, you're still considering all three of them, even Bob? 253 00:12:57,140 --> 00:13:00,340 Yes, even Bob. I like him. 254 00:13:00,373 --> 00:13:04,276 And he likes you. Which puts him ahead of my date, 255 00:13:04,309 --> 00:13:06,516 who's in love with his sexual surrogate. 256 00:13:06,549 --> 00:13:07,812 It's so strange! 257 00:13:07,845 --> 00:13:11,318 Is it, Melanie? 258 00:13:11,351 --> 00:13:13,117 Stranger than a man with two noses, 259 00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:16,659 and an extra ear? 260 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:21,029 I am on a date with Mr. Potato Head. 261 00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:23,196 Well, I'd better get back out there, 262 00:13:23,229 --> 00:13:25,331 and make the biggest decision of my life. 263 00:13:25,364 --> 00:13:29,302 Joy? Choose a good one. You deserve it. 264 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:33,172 Okay, I'm waiting. Where's the insult? 265 00:13:33,205 --> 00:13:35,811 I've got no boobs, I'm old, I'm skanky... 266 00:13:35,844 --> 00:13:38,915 I'm saving those for your wedding toast. 267 00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:46,523 Bob, you're a terrific guy. But, we've never even been 268 00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:49,259 on a date. Marriage seems quite the leap. 269 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:53,264 Fine, forget me. Focus on your other two suitors. 270 00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:54,938 Let's face it, both Mitch and Simon 271 00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:57,369 are gonna lose their looks. Where as I? 272 00:13:57,402 --> 00:14:00,407 Will look like this forever. 273 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,744 Well, as long as shoppers drug mart continues 274 00:14:02,777 --> 00:14:06,744 to make "apricot kiss foam-in hair color, for men." 275 00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:10,284 - Stop making me laugh. - Why, Joy? You love to laugh. 276 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,720 I could guarantee you a lifetime of laughter. 277 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:17,718 Joy, I've been in love with you from the first moment I met you. 278 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:20,793 But, what about your girlfriend in Canada? 279 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,896 Are you sure that's over? 280 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,630 Her last words to me were, 281 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:28,400 "get out of here, you big dick." 282 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:29,769 I'm sorry. 283 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,075 Focus on the last two words, Joy. 284 00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:36,646 [Laughs] 285 00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:39,749 I love Joy so much. She should be with me. 286 00:14:39,782 --> 00:14:41,452 It's as plain the nose on my... 287 00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:44,219 Holy crap! 288 00:14:44,252 --> 00:14:47,586 You obviously recognize me from Cleveland Magazine. 289 00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:51,623 Yeah, that's it. 290 00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:55,526 What do I do if Joy doesn't pick me? 291 00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:57,261 I'll be lost, I'll be devastated, 292 00:14:57,294 --> 00:14:59,060 I... I won't be able to go on. 293 00:14:59,093 --> 00:15:02,062 Let me ask you something. Were you always a man? 294 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,267 You could always make me smile. 295 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:10,003 Oh, Elka. If only you were a man. 296 00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:13,304 I was just about to say the same thing. 297 00:15:16,444 --> 00:15:20,411 What the hell is going on, here? 298 00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:24,285 Joy, you mean the world to me. We're soul mates. 299 00:15:24,318 --> 00:15:28,061 Even after I lost 300 pounds, I would look at myself 300 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,558 in the mirror, and I would see a fat guy. 301 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,728 But your love has given me the confidence to see myself 302 00:15:33,761 --> 00:15:35,495 for who I truly am... 303 00:15:35,528 --> 00:15:37,590 A very handsome man. 304 00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:38,829 Mitch. 305 00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:42,794 I'm very handsome, Joy. 306 00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:45,466 Borderline pretty. 307 00:15:47,603 --> 00:15:49,935 - You really are. - And you are... 308 00:15:49,969 --> 00:15:53,795 A little shallow, right? More than a little. 309 00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:56,299 Then picture waking up for the next 50 years 310 00:15:56,340 --> 00:16:00,004 next to Simon, or Bob, or, waking up... 311 00:16:00,037 --> 00:16:04,010 Next to this. 312 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:06,042 You make a lot of sense, Mitch. 313 00:16:06,075 --> 00:16:09,113 A lot of sense. 314 00:16:09,146 --> 00:16:12,556 So, Marcy. Brian and I have been, um, talking, 315 00:16:12,589 --> 00:16:14,588 and he has something that he would like to say to you. 316 00:16:14,621 --> 00:16:15,693 Brian? 317 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:19,326 Yes. Marcy, uh, I, you see... 318 00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:21,362 - sorry to interrupt. Melanie? - What? 319 00:16:21,395 --> 00:16:23,527 I need your help to win Joy. Anything that will make her 320 00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:24,893 want me over all other men. 321 00:16:24,926 --> 00:16:26,923 Maybe I can help. By having sex with me, 322 00:16:26,956 --> 00:16:28,163 you'll become a better lover. 323 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,365 You have my attention. 324 00:16:31,398 --> 00:16:34,765 No, I... I... I don't want you having sex with anybody but me. 325 00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:38,310 I'm flattered, but... 326 00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:40,772 not you, her. 327 00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:43,273 He's in love with her. 328 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:46,039 - Is this true? - Yes, Marcy. 329 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,875 So, when I taught you to call out Melanie's name, 330 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,809 you... You actually wanted to call out mine? 331 00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:53,439 [Laughing] Yes. No, I only thought of Melanie 332 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:56,237 when I needed to distract myself to make it last longer. 333 00:16:56,278 --> 00:16:59,610 Oh! 334 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,145 Sometimes I'd think of her radio show, and... 335 00:17:02,178 --> 00:17:05,208 I could last all night. 336 00:17:05,248 --> 00:17:08,817 I'm gonna need tape of your show. 337 00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:11,686 So, Trevor, you're a model. How do good-looking guys, 338 00:17:11,719 --> 00:17:14,288 like us, win a woman? 339 00:17:14,321 --> 00:17:17,962 It's not about the looks. If you really wanna capture 340 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,391 Joy's heart, do something humanitarian. 341 00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:23,265 - Women love that. - Do they? 342 00:17:23,298 --> 00:17:27,265 Well, yeah. And you only know about the ear and the nose. 343 00:17:27,306 --> 00:17:29,536 You won't believe what I got 344 00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,106 growing on my back. 345 00:17:32,139 --> 00:17:35,147 You'll see. 346 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,411 Will it see me? 347 00:17:37,452 --> 00:17:40,218 Tell me now. 348 00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:43,483 - You did a good thing, Melanie. - Yeah, I did, didn't I? 349 00:17:43,524 --> 00:17:46,587 Why are we still sitting here? 350 00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:48,793 And where's Mitch going? It's not his turn. 351 00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:52,158 Can I get you another drink? 352 00:17:52,191 --> 00:17:54,420 What do you think? 353 00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:02,127 Joy. When I look at you, I see the teenage girl 354 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,861 I fell in love with. And that's who I'm always gonna see. 355 00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:08,859 Really? 356 00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:13,268 Dancing? 357 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,739 I didn't know there'd be a dancing portion. 358 00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:20,640 - Let go of her. - No, you let go of her. 359 00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:22,175 - She's mine. - She's mine! 360 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,909 Stop it! All of you! 361 00:18:28,679 --> 00:18:30,510 Oh my God. 362 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:37,655 This has been quite a journey for you, Joy. 363 00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:41,560 - Have you made your decision? - I think I have. 364 00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:43,466 I choose... 365 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:46,902 I choose... 366 00:18:46,935 --> 00:18:49,503 Wait a minute, 367 00:18:49,536 --> 00:18:50,935 you're not Chris Harrison. 368 00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:52,911 You've had a bad bump, sweetie. 369 00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:56,244 You need to lie quiet for a while. 370 00:18:56,278 --> 00:18:59,580 I feel terrible. I've never hit a woman before. 371 00:18:59,613 --> 00:19:02,913 Me either... Except the time an elbow 372 00:19:02,946 --> 00:19:06,910 got away from me in zumba class. 373 00:19:06,943 --> 00:19:08,382 Cheer up, Simon. 374 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,814 If Joy doesn't pick you... 375 00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:14,116 I'm right here. 376 00:19:14,149 --> 00:19:16,323 You know Bob, I've always thought you were kinda cute. 377 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,482 I'd go out with you. 378 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,151 Keep it in your pants, Melanie. 379 00:19:20,184 --> 00:19:22,117 I'm in love with Joy. 380 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:26,021 What a nice night it's been. 381 00:19:26,054 --> 00:19:29,093 It was great to see Stan again, but... 382 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,196 I really had a feeling I was gonna 383 00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:33,162 meet a special man tonight. 384 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:37,897 Elka? 385 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:41,663 Max! What are you doing here? 386 00:19:41,704 --> 00:19:43,200 I thought I was having heart trouble. 387 00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:46,409 But it was nothing. Although, now, 388 00:19:46,442 --> 00:19:48,708 it's starting to race again. 389 00:19:48,749 --> 00:19:50,949 [Laughs] Is it? 390 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:54,591 You know, I'm just visiting from Florida, 391 00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:57,789 I'm not staying very long, but, uh, would you, uh... 392 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,896 - yes! - And maybe tomorrow? 393 00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:04,169 - Yes. - And there was something else 394 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,739 I wanted to ask you... Uh... 395 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,474 When you remember it, yes. 396 00:20:11,642 --> 00:20:15,412 Okay, she's doing fine. She just needs to rest. 397 00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:16,884 Did she say anything about which man 398 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,283 she was going to marry? 399 00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:20,755 She's in no condition to be making life decisions. 400 00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:24,786 Then, I guess everyone is just gonna have to wait. 401 00:20:24,836 --> 00:20:29,386 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29860

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