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Hello,
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I'm Alex Trebek,
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host of America's favorite game show.
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Wheel of Fortune.
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That's right.
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Jeopardy.
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I want to welcome all of you
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to the greatest night of television
you will ever witness.
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First off, and performing live
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four women who are at the
very peak of their craft.
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One of them is drunk, you'll see.
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Now, when we last saw our ladies,
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we had left them in a number
of cliff hangers but don't worry.
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We are going to resolve all of that for you
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right here but on next week's episode.
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So be sure to tune in next week for that.
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But, for tonight, without any further ado.
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Live from studio city,
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this is "Hot in Cleveland."
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I can't believe this.
Emmet and I finally get
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married and now he has
escaped from prison wearing
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my clothes.
Victoria's husband is a
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world class actor. [Laughter]
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And as such, a master
of disguise. [Laughter]
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We got this, Trebek.
[Laughter]
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Even though you didn't help him
escape, you are an accessory.
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Maybe you should turn
yourself in to the police.
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Or maybe I should wait to hear from Emmet.
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I don't know what to do.
I just need time to think.
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If only there were a hideout I could go
to where the police couldn't find me.
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If only someone among us had
a criminal past.
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And was once married to the mob.
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And is right here and old
enough to remember where she
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was when Caesar was assassinated.
[Laughter]
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Okay.
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But you have got to put a
bag over your head.
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- So we don't know where we are going.
- Yeah, that's why.
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Synced and corrected by OykuBuyuk
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morning ladies, I got the cabin
ready, but I have some bad news.
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The store didn't have
fat-free half and half so I
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had to get full fat. [Gasp]
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- Full fat?
- You know how many calories are in that?
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As long as there is vodka, I'm good.
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I really cannot deal with
one more bad thing happening today.
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Then you might want to close your eyes.
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There are some other criminals
that are needing a hideout.
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May I present Mr. and
Mrs. Robinson, ruthless
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thieves who just pulled over
a jewelry heist.
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Genius here thought this
would be a good place to
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hide out.
He doesn't seem like a
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genius but she keeps calling him that.
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[Laughter]
Victoria Chase, I believe
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- we know each other.
- Oh, do we?
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Yes.
We had a blind date a couple
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of years ago. [Cheers and applause]
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I'm Chester.
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Chester, of course.
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Of course, I feel like such a boob.
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[Laughter]
I bet you wish you could
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fill up a top like that.
All right, ladies,
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everybody sit down. You too.
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- Lily grab their phones.
- Get comfortable.
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We're going to be here a little while.
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Genius here dropped his
mask during a heist so now
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we have got to change his face.
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A plastic surgeon is on his way.
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A plastic surgeon you say?
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No rule that says you
can't combine kidnapping
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- with a little touch up.
- Botox.
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I'm the only one getting
plastic surgery and no one
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is going anywhere until I'm
done and it's all healed up.
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- That could take weeks.
- Settling and still go to
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lunch with your best friends.
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Or I can shoot you right now.
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Good. You three make yourselves useful
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go fix us something to eat.
Oh, you are going to wish
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you had shot them. [Laughter]
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Excuse me, Maime Sue
first time hostage, long
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time fearer of being a hostage.
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I was just wondering if we
could be out by tomorrow
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because it's our senior
center book club meeting.
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We're reading 50 shades of grey. Again.
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You're not going anywhere
and don't try anything
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- clever.
- Oh, don't worry, she
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never does anything clever. [Laughter]
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- Thank you, Elka.
- It's okay.
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Oh my God!
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What are we going to do?
We are too young to die!
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Okay, we look too young to die.
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I have a plan. When the plastic surgeon
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puts Chester under, we will
overpower lily call the police.
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Oh, that must be the plastic surgeon now.
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Okay, Melanie and I will go, you put
some food together for lunch.
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Well I did once play a chef in
the Lifetime original movie.
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"I'll have what she's having."
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[Gasp] Oh my God, it's Bob.
[Applause]
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Who are you?
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You must be the plastic
surgeon we've been waiting for.
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Yes, that's me. I'm the plastic
surgeon you've been waiting for.
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You are Doctor Genho Kang?
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You are wondering why
my name is Genho Kang.
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You know I don't appear to be Korean.
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Well, it's a fascinating story filled
with great many unexpected twists.
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- Were you adopted by a Korean family?
- Yes, that's exactly what happened.
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Looking back, I overestimated
the number of twists.
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What's with the champagne?
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You are my 100th customer, congratulations.
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[Applause]
- Wait a second.
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I'm the one who needs plastic surgery.
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- Yes, I see.
- Hey, my face is up here.
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- Oh?
- As a surgeon, I'm sure
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you need to scrub up before
you do anything else.
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And I'm sure from what
you just said you must be a
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nurse and I will need you to assist me.
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All right. What the hell is going on
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around here?
Bob, give me your phone,
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I need to call the police and tell the
we are being held hostage by those thieves.
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I left my phone in the car.
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What are you even doing here?
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- I got Joy's sexy text.
- My text says I needed a
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few days off.
The text I got said you wanted
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me to get you off for a few days.
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[Laughter]
Stupid auto correct.
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Well, maybe auto correct
knows us better than we know
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ourselves, Joy.
But how did you know we
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- were here?
- Lucky guess.
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Or maybe I put a g.P.S. On Joy's car.
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I'm going to go with lucky guess.
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Well, get back out there
and find an excuse to go to
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your car call the police.
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I need to go to my car
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and get some equipment,
knives and other surgical
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cutlery. [Laughter]
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Greetings. [Cheers and applause]
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- I'm Dr. Jen Ho Cane.
- No, I'm Dr. Genho Kang.
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No, I'm Dr. Jen Ho Cane.
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Well, perhaps we will never
know who the real Genho Kang is.
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It's so obvious that it's me. [Laughter]
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Well, that's just racist. [Laughter]
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Lunch is served. [Gasp]
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- Oh my God, I know how are.
- Yes, I'm Victoria Chase.
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- Star of stage screen.
- You are Mrs. Ladypants.
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[Laughter]
- Dear God.
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Oh my God! I can't breathe!
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- I can't breathe!
- Wait a second, what is Mrs. Ladypants?
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It's a commercial that
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Victoria did in Asia it's
about a product... how
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can I put this delicately?
She models diapers.
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- It's an absorbent pant.
- I wear Mrs. Ladypants for
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him when I do long surgeries.
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You perform surgery in diapers?
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[Both] It's an absorbent pant.
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- Get him alone and steal his phone.
- Dr. Kang.
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[Gasp]
- Oh my God, she knows my name.
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Okay. Be cool.
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Be cool.
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Yes?
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How about I help you get
the surgery room ready and
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share some exclusive hot gossip from
the Mrs. Ladypants set.
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How about I die? [Laughter]
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- I love you so much.
- Okay. Come on.
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[Knocking at the door]
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- Who the hell is that?
- It's 3:00 on wednesdays.
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What do we do at 3:00 on wednesdays?
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You had the marriage counselor
come to our hideout?
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You promised every week
and we still have issues to
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work on.
But we are doing things
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together. We robbed the jewelry
store together. [Sigh]
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Hello Chester.
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Hi Reverend Boyce.
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Wow, a lot of people here.
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You know, usually like to by
my couples counseling with
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just the couple.
We can go to the TV
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room, Elka.
It's 3:00, Steve Harvey is
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- on.
- Oh, nobody is funnier
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- than Steve Harvey.
- Really?
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No one? [Laughter]
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He is like the original king of comedy.
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Yeah. You know, there were other
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- kings of comedy.
- He was the funny one.
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Oh, the way rue Mcclanahan was the
funny one on "The Golden Girls." [Laughter]
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I never saw that show. [Laughter]
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This is ridiculous.
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- Follow my lead.
- All right.
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It is so great for Chester and Lily
that you've come here to help.
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Yeah, especially help
from a reverend who is in
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the business of saving people.
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Because sometimes being
married is like having a gun
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to your head. And you just
need to get away.
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Maybe they could
find a hobby they both like.
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Oh, wow.
I got to be in St. Louis, when?
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- Oh, I got to go.
- What about our marriage?
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Well, like she said, get a hobby, guys.
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- What about us?
- Well, maybe you can get
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Steve Harvey to help you.
I mean, he is so funny, you
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know. Survey said: Cottage
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cheese. Yeah, that's funny.
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[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
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Well, there goes our last hope.
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Oh Joy. Sometimes when people are
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facing certain death, sex
helps them to live those
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last moments to the fullest.
You know, it's the things
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and people you don't do that you regret.
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What part of you can't
understand that we are
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- never going to sleep together?
- Oh, I think you know which part.
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We have got to think quickly, okay?
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Maime Sue is distracting
them but there is only so
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long she can talk about
scrap-booking.
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That's where you're wrong.
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I wish there was some way
we could call for help.
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There is a fireplace.
I learned to make smoke
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signals when I was a child.
Oh.
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Did you learn that on your
play date with sitting bull? [Laughter]
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What was your Indian name?
Sleeps with everyone? [Laughter]
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As much as I enjoy a spicy cat
fight, we need to get out of here.
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All right.
Well, maybe if I would take
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off all my clothes and you
were to slather my naked
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body with oil I could slip
through that window.
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Or I could try getting out of it.
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All right, but still might help if
you slathered my body with oil.
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- Just give me a hand.
- Fine. Here we go.
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Careful. There we go.
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- What's going on in here?
- Joy and I are making love. [Laughter]
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- And they are timing us.
- Come on, you are trying to
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get her out of that window.
Yes, but not to escape.
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See, she likes to do it outdoors
and I enjoy doing it indoors.
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This way we are both satisfied.
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And we are done.
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Melanie, did you see
anything you liked? [Laughter]
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- Well?
- You look amazing in my
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Ladypants.
Now, do the commercial.
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Okay.
It's my wedding day, and I
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turn to the camera and say
"my groom doesn't know it,
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but I'm going right now."
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Thank you, Mrs. Ladypants.
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Okay now do my favorite
commercial where you are at
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the theater and there is a
long line for the ladies room.
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And you just wink at the camera.
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- You just... wink.
- Look, you know something?
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I already did as you asked,
I put on your Ladypants, I
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did the commercial.
Now you said I could use
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your phone.
Please, give me a sneak peek at the
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next one?
I can't.
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There is not going to be another one.
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- What?
- Well, I'm ending my
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contract with the Ladypants people.
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Yeah. I don't think so.
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[Laughter]
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You are doing it wrong.
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Blow one, then two. One, then two.
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Elka, you are being as
demanding and bossy as
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Christian Grey.
I am not your submissive. [Laughter]
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Just do it.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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New plan. We drive a wedge
between Chester and Lily,
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and get one of them on our side.
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I hear you. You want me to use my
devastating charm to seduce Lily.
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Chester is the one with
the wandering eye.
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Someone has to flirt with Chester.
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I need a pair of short
shorts and couple of shots of rum.
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- I will flirt with Chester.
- Ah.
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You know Lily, we were just saying
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how amazing you are and how Chester
doesn't really appreciate that.
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I mean look at him right
now, shamelessly flirting
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with Melanie. [Laughter]
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You are so funny. [Laughter]
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- I order you to untie me.
- Not until you swear you
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will find a new contract
with the Ladypants people.
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Oh my God. This is just like that movie
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with Cathy Bates. Based on the Stephen King
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- novel of the same name.
- Fried Green Tomatoes?
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Oh, sorry. That's wrong.
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The response we wanted was
"What Is Misery?"
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Everybody knows "Fried Green
Tomatoes" is from the novel
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- by Fanny Flag.
- Stop breaking the fourth
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- wall, Trebek.
- Easy.
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- He is such a know it all.
- Tell me about it.
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Although, that Misery
movie had some good ideas.
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I bet there is a mallet in
the kitchen and I am going
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to leave this gun tantalizing
out of your reach.
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Oh my God I feel like a Bond
villain. [Maniacal laugh]
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Wait, if he is a Bond villain,
that makes me Bond.
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Oh think Victoria. What would
Daniel Craig do
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if he were tied up in ladypants?
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With a pitcher of water nearby.
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It's like he doesn't even see me.
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Sometimes I just feel like
his employee and not his wife.
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Well, mixing business and
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pleasure rarely ends well.
I have a co-worker who is
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attracted to me. Like a desperate moth to
an enchanting gingered-haired flame.
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Is it a guy? [Laughter]
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No. Joy is not a guy.
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I am just saying should
the police come and take
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Chester away, you could
definitely find someone better.
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Like on eharmony.com.
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They have a patented system
that ensures compatibility. [Laughter]
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You are right.
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I deserve better. Chester, it's over.
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Oh, come on, babe.
Will you stop it, please?
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- She means nothing to me.
- Prove it.
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What do you want me to do? Kill her?
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It would be a nice gesture.
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I mean, you would do that for me?
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Sweety, if it will help us get past this,
I will shoot that woman right now.
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[Whistle]
- What's that?
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It's the cops and you are if big trouble.
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You all thought I was
just tending the fire while
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Elka nitpicked my technique but
I was actually making smoke signals
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while Elka nitpicked my technique.
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That must be the SWAT team.
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I saw your smoke signals.
Are you in distress? [Laughter]
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You are not the SWAT team.
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- You're a little boy.
- That's right, ma'am. [Laughter]
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Oh, no.
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- Who is going to save us now?
- Drop your guns! [Laughter]
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My name is Pants.
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Ladypants.
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How did you escape?
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I doused myself with
water and used the expanding
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powers of Mrs. Ladypants to
break my ropes.
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Shut up!
You're an evil genius.
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She's the bad guy. [Laughter]
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No she's not. I'm the bad guy.
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Well, I guess that makes me the good guy.
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Drop your weapon. You too, lady. [Applause]
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Oh my God, Alex Trebek?
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That's right. But on weekends,
I'm park ranger Alex Trebek.
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I'm here to save you.
I read your smoke signals,
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telling me that there were
women here in jeopardy.
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[Laughter]
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The police will be here soon.
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We'll be home in time
to watch "Family Feud."
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[Laughter]
Steve Harvey is the best
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- game show host.
- Really?
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[Laughter]
Isn't that a little bit like
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saying Cloris Leachman was
the best actress on the Mary
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Tyler Moore Show?
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We never saw that show.
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[Laughter]
Well, America won't get a
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chance to see "The Soul Man"
if we don't wrap things up here.
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So why don't we all just
take a bow, right now?
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