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Hot in Cleveland is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Okay, let's get him in his car seat.
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Sounds good.
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Elka, we've got to talk.
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Look, I'm just a hairdresser,
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but I know human nature
right down to the roots.
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I think we'd better stop.
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[Laughter]
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Why are they all laughing?
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- I mean, I've seenp eople cheating before.
- What the hell is so funny?
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Are we... are we taping this for good?
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Yes.
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Well, why the hell didn't you tell me that?
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I don't need this stinking
book. Get it out of here.
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[Upbeat music]
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
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Meet this cast here at Hot in Cleveland!
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- Are you ready?
- [Cheers and applause]
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- Hi, everybody!
- All: Hi!
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Aw, you're a good audience.
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Thank you so much for coming out.
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- [Growls]
- [Laughs]
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We have a great show for you tonight,
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and you guys are a very big part of it.
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We also have our great writers
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and our crew standing b... oh, what?
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Oh, my God! Look who's here.
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- Girl, get your butt over here.
- No.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Kirstie Alley,
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the star of the upcoming
TV Land series, Kirstie.
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- [Cheers and applause]
- Girl, come on!
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Come here. Come here.
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She's so pretty!
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[Groans] [Cheers and applause]
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[Chatter] Yay!
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Thank you very much, Valerie.
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I was just trying to be
a little bit incognito.
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Hi, everyone!
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All: Hi!
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Kirstie, you can't be incognito.
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- Yeah, I think you probably...
- So what are you doing here?
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I... I don't know.
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I was just rehearsing on the next stage,
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and I wanted to see what
all the hullabaloo was.
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You guys are making
quite a racket over here.
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[Cheers and applause]
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[Laughs]
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Actually, to tell you the truth,
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I'm a huge fan of your show,
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and I just wanted to
see if I could get some
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inside info of what's
happening on the show.
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Oh, so you want to be brought up to speed.
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- Ah.
- Yes, I do.
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All right, here goes.
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[Soap theme] Male narrator: This
is the story of three best friends,
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Victoria, Melanie, and Joy,
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who decided to take a trip to Paris,
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but the trip didn't go quite as planned
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when they had to make an unexpected stop.
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All: Cleveland?
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Narrator: While out on the town,
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the ladies were pleasantly surprised
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by the manly attention they received.
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I haven't felt like a
piece of meat in so long.
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Narrator: They ultimately decided to stay,
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but soon realized the house they rented
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came with more than they bargained for.
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Why are you renting to prostitutes?
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Narrator: Then, a bunch
of other stuff happened.
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Joy shot the son she gave up for adoption,
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who later showed up with a baby of his own.
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Victoria tried to reinvent her career
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by creating a sex tape,
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and doing a Japanese
commercial for adult diapers.
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And Melanie, still trying
to get over her divorce,
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was looking for love
in all the wrong places.
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And Elka...
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well, she's still Elka.
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So, Kirstie, that's how they
became, Hot in Cleveland.
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Yeah, that really wasn't
what I was looking for.
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I was... I was looking
for something more juicy.
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I don't know.
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Some of us are a little dried up.
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Well, can you give away
any exciting plot lines
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coming up next season? You know,
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- just between us girls.
- I don't think so.
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Hmm. Musical numbers?
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Nope.
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- Nudity?
- No.
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Male nudity?
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What about characters
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visiting from other TV Land series?
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Absolutely not.
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So how do you keep it fresh and funny?
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I mean, where are all the crazy situations?
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[Laughs] Kirstie, you
may be new to television,
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but the best sitcoms are all about
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great characters and funny writing.
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Yeah, you know, we don't
need any crazy antics
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or ridiculous situations on our show.
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Really?
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[Siren chirps]
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Oh, Sugar! It's the cops!
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[Upbeat music]
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[Screams]
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Okay, so what should I do?
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Call Victoria.
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She's always good for an asinine scream.
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Scream? [Laughs]
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Oh, I wish I could just hop
on the next plane to Venice,
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spy on him, and find
out if I can trust him.
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- Room service.
- Avanti.
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Oh, thank God you're
here. I need your help.
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Caroline's girlfriend hit on me. Hit on me!
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[Sighs] Oh.
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Did you miss... oh...
um... we... what? What?
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Oh, thank God you're here.
Caroline's girlfriend hit on me.
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Hit on me! I need a plan.
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- [Laughs]
- Isn't that it? [Laughs]
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- Isn't that it? No?
- No, can you buy the sex k...
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- No, they cut it.
- Oh, bloody hell.
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- Nobody told me.
- They didn't tell you?
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- No.
- What?
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That is a disgrace.
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Oh, Elka, not this again.
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She's head of the restoration
committee for the Fresco,
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and she thinks the
restorer is taking too long.
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Well, he is.
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Give me a box of paints
and a six-pack of beer,
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I'll knock that baby out tonight.
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Guess who just got a part
in a Woody Allen movie?
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Oh, thank God. He's with Victoria.
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- You could have told us.
- All right, I'll answer.
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- [Stammering]
- Ah!
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- I did it wrong.
- Ah!
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Ah! Get out.
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Maybe this was a stupid id...
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I love it. Leave it in.
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[Laughter]
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Sorry I'm not returning messages,
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but I'm on vacation, and
I left my phone at home.
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He hasn't seen my text.
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He doesn't think I'm an idiot.
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I hate to bring up the obvious,
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but he will see them when he gets back.
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And before you ask,
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I will not help you
break into his apartment
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so you can delete your messages.
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That is a great idea.
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Joy, are you okay? How did it go?
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Hideously painful.
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It stings and it itches.
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[Laughter]
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Joy, how did it go?
Are you... are you okay?
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It was hideously painful.
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It stings and it itches.
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[Laughter]
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[Pop, pop] Unh.
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It's a miracle.
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This stupid car has more
pieces than the puppet theater.
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And it needs two "D" batteries.
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Where are we gonna get those?
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[Laughter]
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You guys have had some pretty
impressive guests on your show.
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Yes, we have.
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We've had a lot of
great actors on our show.
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Mary Tyler Moore, Carol
Burnett, Craig Ferguson,
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Heather Locklear, Rhea Perlman.
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Oh yeah, and Rhea's on my new show.
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Really? You know, we discovered her.
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You're welcome.
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Well, I sure hope I get
as many wonderful guests
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on my new show. How do you do it?
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- A really nice fruit platter.
- Private bathroom.
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- A sack of money.
- Mm.
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And a little blackmail doesn't hurt.
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Hmm.
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Holy Cher, it's a baby!
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- Hold me!
- Oh.
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Hello, Victoria.
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Tell me what the hell
just happened in my church.
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- You didn't see this.
- You didn't see this.
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- You look familiar.
- You don't.
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Don't I know you from someplace?
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I don't... I'm... I don't know.
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What's your sign?
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- "For rent."
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We'll be working together a lot, so
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rule number one...
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you can't fall in love with me.
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That won't be a problem.
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Question...
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- who are your top five...
- Hold, sorry, sorry.
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Mm, come on, pull it together.
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This would never happen on Modern Family.
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[Laughs]
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You know what? I can still remember
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when I guest-starred on your show.
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I had so much fun.
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- Kirstie, sweetie, you didn't guest
- Star on our show.
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What are you talking
about? Don't you remember?
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[Romantic music]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
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It... it didn't happen that way.
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Well, that's how I remember it.
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Girlfriend, that was five minutes ago.
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Well, it still counts.
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At least on my show, everybody's
not fighting all the time.
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- What?
- Hey, Kirstie,
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we have the utmost respect
and love for one another.
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[Laughs]
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Sorry you're so hideous.
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And unlovable.
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Have fun dying alone.
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Nothing.
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Ignore her, Joy.
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Your big man-hands are
in perfect proportion
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to your big man-feet.
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How do I look?
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You're giving off a Joy vibe.
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Oh, no, I don't want to look that slutty.
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Hey.
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Aren't you guys a little
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long in the tooth for silly superstition?
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This from the woman who walked
into Caesar's palace and said,
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"wasn't really like this."
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Said the loosest slot in Vegas.
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So is this your fantasy?
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It's better than fantasy.
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It's real.
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[Laughter]
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You know what?
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They can bite me.
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[Both shouting]
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What up, bitch?
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Bitch. Bitch.
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You're a good girl. Yes, you are.
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Vegas, baby!
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- Now you're just being an a
- Hole.
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Was it hard pushing a stroller around
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before the invention of the wheel?
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You're at an awkward age
for television. That...
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- [Laughs]
- Don't make fun of an old lady.
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It looks just like you.
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There is a resemblance.
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What... this freakish
creature looks nothing like me.
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Hey, where'd you get the Victoria puppet?
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- Hi, honey.
- Hey.
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- Want me to get that for you?
- Yeah, thanks.
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It's so nice having a man around the house.
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You can open...
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I can't get a good grip.
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Do you have one of those
rubber, grippy things?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Ooh, pickles.
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Don't feel bad. Joy has man-hands.
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Yep, that's his epididymis.
259
00:10:22,028 --> 00:10:24,843
This is just like
Brett "Fav-er-uh."
260
00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:28,371
[Stifled laugh]
261
00:10:29,304 --> 00:10:31,452
Oh, this is just like Brett Farve.
262
00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:35,422
It... it kind of... [laughter]
263
00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:38,188
- "Farve."
- Favre, Favre.
264
00:10:38,244 --> 00:10:42,129
"Farv-ve-ve-ve-ve."
[Laughter]
265
00:10:42,799 --> 00:10:45,020
Oh, this is just like Brett Favre.
266
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,591
[Laughter]
267
00:10:48,198 --> 00:10:51,964
Oh, come to mommy, you
salty, greasy bit of heaven.
268
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,928
I'm gonna put you in my mouth.
269
00:10:54,247 --> 00:10:58,459
I bet you wish you had a dime
for every time you've said that.
270
00:10:58,579 --> 00:11:00,999
Victoria is a bitch.
271
00:11:01,512 --> 00:11:03,645
I love that bird.
272
00:11:04,715 --> 00:11:08,238
I give you Elka Ostrovsky's, "Man-hands."
273
00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:09,646
Wait, what?
274
00:11:09,664 --> 00:11:11,333
I was married to the mob.
275
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:14,670
I lived through the horrors of war.
276
00:11:14,851 --> 00:11:17,422
But I have never seen anything
277
00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:19,787
as terrifying as...
278
00:11:20,453 --> 00:11:22,077
man-hands.
279
00:11:24,147 --> 00:11:25,730
I wanted the "A."
280
00:11:30,335 --> 00:11:32,875
So one of the reasons I stopped by
281
00:11:32,995 --> 00:11:35,528
was because I thought maybe you
would have some pointers for me.
282
00:11:35,546 --> 00:11:38,179
You mean, because of our
centuries of experience?
283
00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:41,296
No, I'm actually talking
about in the men department.
284
00:11:41,299 --> 00:11:43,786
I hear you guys stay pretty busy.
285
00:11:43,906 --> 00:11:45,501
Oh, yeah.
286
00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:49,474
It... it's regular "Sluts-ville" over here.
287
00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:51,298
So, what's your secret?
288
00:11:51,299 --> 00:11:52,759
Oh, we leave a bowl of food out,
289
00:11:52,809 --> 00:11:54,661
and they just keep coming back.
290
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:57,783
[Angelic singing]
291
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,881
I just rescued these puppies from a fire.
292
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,508
Marry me.
293
00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:06,204
Elka! Elka!
294
00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:08,050
You slept with Woody Allen?
295
00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:10,096
Yes, and I feel terrible about it.
296
00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:10,753
Guess what.
297
00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:13,073
I have a date with my gynecologist.
298
00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,607
They're called "appointments," dear.
299
00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:17,078
I am through with men.
300
00:12:17,128 --> 00:12:19,023
I am done with men, too.
301
00:12:19,074 --> 00:12:21,438
Yeah, what the [Bleep]? Oh, I'm sorry.
302
00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:23,472
[Laughter]
303
00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:25,862
You are the best tutor ever.
304
00:12:25,982 --> 00:12:28,008
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
305
00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,594
I believe you and I
306
00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:35,241
are going to become great friends.
307
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,738
He's more of a boy next door.
308
00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:40,252
Positive,
309
00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:42,154
upbeat...
310
00:12:43,549 --> 00:12:45,877
- What is he?
- [Murmuring]
311
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:50,238
Very nice. [Laughs]
312
00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:55,938
Boy, he's cute. [Sighs]
313
00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:58,459
I'd flirt if I wasn't barefoot
and wearing a flowered tarp.
314
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,111
I look like a crazy person.
315
00:13:00,699 --> 00:13:03,414
I need some subtle way to
let him know I'm not crazy.
316
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,778
I'm not crazy.
317
00:13:05,836 --> 00:13:08,664
Oh... you look amazing.
318
00:13:09,299 --> 00:13:11,735
Help! Pervert!
319
00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:13,475
I don't mean to speak ill of the dead,
320
00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:15,296
but was he really this hairy?
321
00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:16,622
Oh, he was a [Bleep] load of hair.
322
00:13:16,691 --> 00:13:19,689
[Laughs]
323
00:13:20,515 --> 00:13:22,924
Once you've had carnal relations
324
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,927
with a gentleman of African descent...
325
00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:29,568
it's quite unusual to go back.
326
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:32,784
Remember those giant muffins we loved until
327
00:13:32,822 --> 00:13:35,262
we found out they were,
like, 1,000 calories each?
328
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,395
He's that good. He's muffin good.
329
00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:40,085
Shut up! [Laughs]
330
00:13:40,299 --> 00:13:41,474
[Laughs]
331
00:13:41,499 --> 00:13:43,319
She just get... you get
a twinkle in your eye.
332
00:13:43,338 --> 00:13:45,065
I am not tw... I am not twinkling.
333
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,343
Well, we're just gonna
have to do for each other
334
00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:48,788
what we did with the muffins.
335
00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:50,298
Just eat the top?
336
00:13:50,299 --> 00:13:52,698
[Laughter]
337
00:13:53,862 --> 00:13:56,096
At the end of the day,
men want something real,
338
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:59,068
not some over-exaggerated sex doll right?
339
00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:01,076
[Panting] Wow.
340
00:14:02,027 --> 00:14:03,666
I mean, seriously.
341
00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:05,425
I had no idea you were double-jointed.
342
00:14:05,487 --> 00:14:06,870
[Sighs]
343
00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,334
Neither did I.
344
00:14:08,454 --> 00:14:10,167
I like it rough.
345
00:14:11,857 --> 00:14:13,298
Joy, are you in there?
346
00:14:13,299 --> 00:14:15,536
- I forgot my key.
- And cut.
347
00:14:15,749 --> 00:14:17,632
No, no, don't cut!
348
00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:23,100
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes!
349
00:14:23,807 --> 00:14:25,872
Okay, you think they're
buying it out there?
350
00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:26,935
Oh, trust me,
351
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,770
probably half the crew is
on the phone to TMZ already.
352
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,784
[Both moaning]
353
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,299
And... scene.
354
00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:37,490
Oh, boy.
355
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:40,749
I didn't realize what
big sluts you all were.
356
00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:45,559
So seriously, girls, what
final advice can you give me?
357
00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:47,559
What is your secret to your success?
358
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,684
Hard work, and dedication to our craft.
359
00:14:49,804 --> 00:14:51,011
Professionalism.
360
00:14:51,079 --> 00:14:52,468
Mutual respect.
361
00:14:52,588 --> 00:14:55,065
No more than three shots at lunch.
362
00:15:00,539 --> 00:15:02,910
- "Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba."
- [Babbling]
363
00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,280
[Growling]
364
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:05,513
Uh, "yem-yee-yem-ah."
365
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,252
[Stammering]
366
00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,091
Yeah, yeah, "ee-beep."
367
00:15:09,135 --> 00:15:10,336
"Nutta-taa."
368
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,559
- "Hib-i-de-bah."
- Yeah.
369
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,170
"Ahha!" "A-hee-ha-ha."
370
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:16,440
- [Growling]
- [Hissing]
371
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:18,839
"Bomp-bromp-be-do-lo-plap."
Yeah, I messed up, whatever.
372
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:23,000
I sent him a slightly
younger picture of myself.
373
00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,453
A cave drawing?
374
00:15:28,781 --> 00:15:31,152
I signed up when my bender was over.
375
00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:34,111
[Laughs] [Laughter]
376
00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:36,294
Oh, I'm so sorry.
377
00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:38,297
- You lied to me.
- Well, you lied to me.
378
00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:40,559
Oh, you are... are out of order.
379
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,027
[Laughter]
380
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,449
[Dog barking]
381
00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:50,428
Where does it say you have lines?
382
00:15:51,942 --> 00:15:56,127
"Trufo-go-dar-ah-ah-
vidan-eh-d e-deet"
383
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,666
[laughs] Action.
384
00:15:57,697 --> 00:16:00,431
"Trufo-go-dar-duh, uh...
385
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,589
vad-e-ma." [indistinct in background]
386
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:07,049
Come on, Wendy, get it right. Here we go.
387
00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:10,140
- Action.
- People, we're acting.
388
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,992
Speak for yourself.
389
00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:17,304
I signed up when my... [laughter]
390
00:16:23,022 --> 00:16:25,574
You know how much I value our friendship.
391
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:28,415
You are the wings beneath my wind.
392
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,358
There you are.
393
00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:35,022
It's time for tai chi.
394
00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:38,560
And they're serving tai chi,
and they're serving chai tea.
395
00:16:44,558 --> 00:16:47,560
There you are. It's time for chai tea.
396
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,772
There you are.
397
00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:00,686
It's time for tai chi,
398
00:17:00,806 --> 00:17:02,506
and they're serving chai tea.
399
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,378
Well, for... for... [laughs]
400
00:17:07,649 --> 00:17:10,077
I signed up when my bender was over.
401
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,611
In fact, that's my screen name,
402
00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:14,851
"Bender Over." [Laughter]
403
00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:18,987
[Happy whistling]
404
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,085
And that's how you do it.
405
00:18:04,135 --> 00:18:06,387
How many years have you girls been on?
406
00:18:06,406 --> 00:18:08,971
- It's our fourth season.
- Yeah, 78 episodes.
407
00:18:09,091 --> 00:18:10,892
Feels like 91.
408
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:14,202
I just hope I have some of the
success that you guys have had.
409
00:18:14,202 --> 00:18:16,298
Well, we're very excited to see your show.
410
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,855
- Yeah, thank you.
- Whatever it's called.
411
00:18:18,775 --> 00:18:20,827
Oh, it's called Kirstie.
412
00:18:20,947 --> 00:18:23,917
Just Kirstie? That's original.
413
00:18:24,092 --> 00:18:25,563
No, but you know, I... I kind of like it.
414
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:27,118
I mean, it's simple.
415
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:30,868
Maybe we should've named
our show after its star...
416
00:18:30,988 --> 00:18:32,464
"Victoria."
417
00:18:34,153 --> 00:18:35,229
No, I think actually,
418
00:18:35,273 --> 00:18:37,031
"Melanie," has a nice ring to it.
419
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:39,521
Or simply, "Joy."
420
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,780
Oh, that's awful.
421
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,351
Everybody knows that
422
00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:46,654
"Ostrovsky," is what
a hit show sounds like.
423
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,685
Your last looks, ladies.
424
00:18:48,742 --> 00:18:50,519
- Okay, bye-bye.
- Okay, you guys, you get back to work.
425
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,559
Have a great night, Kirstie.
426
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,727
Good luck with your show.
You're gonna be great.
427
00:18:52,747 --> 00:18:54,886
Thank you so much for letting me stop by.
428
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:57,308
- I want a bell and roll please.
- All right.
429
00:18:57,326 --> 00:18:58,978
[Bell rings]
430
00:19:00,191 --> 00:19:02,387
Four banker, take three. Three cameras.
431
00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:04,408
And clear.
432
00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:06,773
And action.
433
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,921
That's your line, Betty.
434
00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:15,560
[Bleep].
435
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:28,000
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