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4x15 - The Proposal
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Hot in Cleveland is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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- Of course I'll marry you.
- I will!
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Oh, God, yes.
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Well, that's very
sweet of you ladies,
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but I'm proposing to Victoria.
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You sure?
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I've always pictured
you with an older woman.
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Actually, I have another ring,
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but I'm worried that
the diamond is too big.
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That sentence
doesn't even make sense.
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Let me see.
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[squeals] Oh!
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- All right, very funny.
- What?
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You're imitating me
in front of your friends?
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No! Honest.
We weren't even talking about that.
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But now we have to.
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Uh, Alec saw a mouse in
our apartment last night,
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and he made the cutest sound,
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like a high-pitched squeal.
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It was a manly gasp.
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I made the same gasp when
Ohio state beat Michigan.
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In gymnastics?
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There's been a lot of mice
around because of the rain.
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Oh, there was a cute one
in the mailbox this morning.
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So they're here too?
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I don't like them. They freak me out.
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I understand.
Once, in India,
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I was startled by a
crouching Bengal tiger.
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Every man has something that
sends terror down their bones.
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For me, it's tigers.
For Alec, it's mice.
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So what was the squealing about?
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Oh, Emmet is gonna
propose to Victoria.
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Hey! Congratulations!
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I have it all arranged.
On our way to Morocco tomorrow,
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I'll have my plane land at Grand Cayman
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so we can swim with the dolphins.
On my signal,
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Victoria's dolphin will
dive to the ocean floor
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and return with a ring box.
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What is it?
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Victoria's fourth husband
proposed to her by dolphin.
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Oh, well, no worries.
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I have a backup plan.
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David Copperfield
will make the pyramids disappear,
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revealing the Sphinx,
holding a sign saying, "marry me."
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Second husband.
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Also, Victoria had no idea
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the pyramids were there
in the first place,
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so it's kinda lost on her.
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Oh! Hey, I know.
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Why don't you have Billy
Joel sing your proposal?
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I did that for my third wife.
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She left me for him, actually.
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Well, I'm sure we can
come up with something.
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Well, it's gonna be difficult.
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With Victoria's five
marriages and my four,
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it's hard to find a unique way
to say, "I love you forever."
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Why does it have to be so unique?
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Maybe it's just because
I'm from Cleveland,
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but isn't taking someone
to a nice restaurant
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and telling her that you wanna spend
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the rest of your life
with her special enough?
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Special enough for Victoria? No.
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She gives an acceptance speech
when you pass her the salt.
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No, it has to have some
huge, surprising twist
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that she would never expect.
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She can't go on talk shows
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and say that I just
proposed at a restaurant.
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Wait a minute.
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Maybe Alec's stupid idea
isn't as stupid as it sounds.
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Maybe the twist is
that there is no twist.
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Yes, what I like
about Alec's stupid idea
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is that Victoria would never
expect anything so ordinary.
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Let me "yes, and"
Alec's stupid idea...
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and suggest we hide
the ring in a dessert.
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Great! We'll go with
Alec's stupid idea!
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And I know this is
presumptuous, but do you
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think maybe we could all
go too so we could watch?
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Of course.
We'll call it a farewell dinner.
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That way, you can all be there
to squeal when I ask her...
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or gasp in a manly way.
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Well, at least I'm
not afraid of tigers.
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Honey, you don't
have to be so defensive.
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I think it's adorable that
you have a feminine side.
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What?
I don't have a feminine side.
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[whistle]
Ooh! It's my tea kettle.
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Yeah, but just don't drink too much.
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I don't want your leg bouncing
all through project runway.
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Melanie, if you don't mind me saying,
I think you handled that terribly.
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- What?
- You have to build up his male ego.
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Alec is a man. Make him feel like one.
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Maybe Alec would feel more like a man
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if Emmet and I had a fling.
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- How would that help?
- It would help me.
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Okay, Alec's coming,
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and I have a plan to
make him feel more manly.
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Ooh! I can't open this jar.
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And me wanting a pickle so bad!
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- Hi, honey.
- Hey.
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- You want me to get that for you?
- Yeah, thanks.
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It's so nice having a man
around the house who can open...
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What's plan "b"?
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I can't get a good grip.
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Do you have one of those
rubber grippy things?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Ooh, pickles.
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Uh, don't feel bad.
Joy has man hands.
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- And I don't?
- You know, forget the pickles.
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Why don't you go out back
and chop us some firewood?
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- Good idea.
- Have you ever handled an axe before?
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Of course I have.
In high school, I was in
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"Seven brides for seven brothers."
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Should we call the
paramedics now, or wait?
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9-1... I'm ready.
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Hello, everyone.
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Oh, honey, you have
mascara all over your face.
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Oh!
Does anyone have a tissue?
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- Oh, help yourself.
- Oh, thanks.
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Why were you crying?
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Oh, well, you know how
emotional I get when I'm happy.
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And I was out shopping
for my trip with Emmet,
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and I started thinking.
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When I came here three years ago,
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my career was in the
toilet, nobody wanted me.
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And now...
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there's talk of an
academy award nomination.
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From you.
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Still, there's talk.
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And tomorrow, I am going to
Morocco with the love of my life.
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Oh, honey, we're so happy for you.
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- We're gonna miss you.
- Well, I'm gonna miss you too.
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But you know what?
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I am gonna be spending the
next three months with Emmet,
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so how about I cancel the farewell
dinner and we have a girls' night instead?
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[all react]
You can't do that, uh-huh.
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Ah.
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Well, um, because there's,
um, gonna be press there.
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[excited whisper]
There's gonna be press?
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Oh, I love press.
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Oh, no, that means I only have, what...
six hours to get camera-ready.
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That only allows me two times to hate
what I've done and start all over.
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Ahh!
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And one.
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You're welcome.
My pleasure.
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[camera clicks]
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[winces]
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My back is killing me!
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I know, baby. I'm sorry.
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But it is kinda hot that you
hurt it doing such a manly thing.
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Yeah, well, I'd feel a lot
more manly if I weren't...
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you know...
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wearing your spanx.
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WebMD said you had to wear
something to support your back,
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And you couldn't even walk
before you put those on.
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And on the plus side, you
have no visible panty lines.
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I don't have any visible anything.
I'm like a Ken doll.
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You are the most masculine man
here, and don't you forget it.
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Well, thank you.
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[wincing]
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- Hello.
- Hey, Emmet.
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- Alec.
- Emmet.
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Well, it's all arranged.
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After dinner, you and Joy will slip away
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and hide this ring
in a chocolate mousse.
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Ah, there's my girl.
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What is she doing?
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Well, she said she
wanted to stay in tonight,
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so I told her that you had press coming.
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- You do know she's crazy, right?
- Know it and love it.
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Okay, the ring is in.
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Oh, I am so excited.
I could barely make it through dinner.
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Let me just smooth the top.
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Mm.
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This is so good!
And the best part is,
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there are no calories
in proposal dessert.
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Oh, I forgot that science.
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Hey, hit me with that
proposal whipped cream.
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- Mm. Mm.
- Mm.
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Does this feel a little porn-y to you?
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I don't care.
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Oh, look at her out there...
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fighting her happiness so
she doesn't ruin her makeup.
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I can't believe we're not gonna
see her for three whole months.
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The house is going to seem so empty.
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You're living with Alec, and
now she's getting engaged.
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Wait, engaged.
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I've been so focused on
this proposal, I forgot.
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Victoria's getting married
and she'll live with Emmet.
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You're right.
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She might not come back
to Cleveland at all.
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Well, why are we even helping
with this stupid proposal?
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[both laughing]
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Because it makes her happy.
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Well, we can be happy for her
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and sad for us at the same time, right?
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Yes.
But tonight's her night.
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Come on, let's get the
mousse to the waiter and...
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[gasps]
Where'd it go?
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- Someone's taken it.
- Well, what do we do?
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We just lost a $500,000 diamond ring!
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I say we panic.
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Okay, let's retrace our steps.
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We put the ring in the
mousse. That was our only step!
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And then we turned around.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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What's going on?
We lost the ring.
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But don't tell Emmet.
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Just get Victoria to the ladies'
room while we look for it.
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Uh, what am I supposed to say to her?
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Just tell her to
reapply her foundation.
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- How would I know that?
- It doesn't matter.
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She's a woman. It's a criticism.
She'll believe you.
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- Should I ask?
- No, no, no.
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Victoria...
your foundation, it looks...
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- What?
- Well, you know.
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Oh, my god.
I'm hideous!
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Look away. Look away.
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Look away!
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It's not in the kitchen.
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Well, that ring did
not just disappear.
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Where could it be?
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Oh, my god, it's a ring!
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Oh, no, I've been upstaged.
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Of course I'll marry you.
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False alarm! False alarm.
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No, no, no.
Don't clap, don't clap.
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See, 'cause he didn't really propose.
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- What?
- Wait, wha-what are you doing?
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We put this ring in the mousse.
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- But I...
- Wait!
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Oh, it's not our ring!
Our diamond is huge, this one's tiny.
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Not that... that's not nice.
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You know, it's good to be practical.
Want to buy a house one day.
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He's a good one you got right here.
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- So, how'd you two meet?
- Could you please go now?
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They're engaged, everybody!
Engaged!
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- You lost my ring?
- No, it's gotta be here somewhere.
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Why did I ever sign
off on Alec's stupid idea?
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Nowhere in my so-called idea...
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There'll be plenty of
time to blame Alec later.
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Right now, we have to find a way
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to keep Victoria in the ladies' room
so we can find the ring.
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Wait! How're we
gonna keep her in there?
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I don't know. But
we have to be careful.
247
00:11:58,258 --> 00:11:59,926
Victoria's very emotional right now.
248
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,963
- Everything makes her cry.
- That's it!
249
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,916
What was that clapping?
Is the press here?
250
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,751
- How do I look?
- Aw.
251
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,186
Well, at the risk of
ruining your makeup,
252
00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:12,855
you look like the luckiest
woman in the world.
253
00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:16,091
Oh, I am, aren't I?
I have dear friends and...
254
00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:18,194
and a wonderful man who loves me.
255
00:12:18,228 --> 00:12:21,948
- And he's rich too.
- So rich.
256
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:27,203
- Oh, I've gotta redo my mascara.
- Gotta go.
257
00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:35,161
- Congrats again.
- Go away.
258
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,496
Oh, no!
259
00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:40,282
The ring could be in any one of these!
260
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,336
Start digging.
261
00:12:45,722 --> 00:12:49,625
Mm. It's a fantasy of mine
to be forced to eat chocolate.
262
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,345
- I am being forced,right?
- Mm-hmm.
263
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:55,965
We're doing this for
a friend. We're heroes.
264
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,818
Oh, my god!
It's a diamond!
265
00:12:58,852 --> 00:13:01,904
- Wait, it might not be ours.
- It's huge!
266
00:13:01,939 --> 00:13:04,306
It's ours.
267
00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:06,742
I can't believe it.
You finally asked me.
268
00:13:06,777 --> 00:13:08,578
Uh, Brenda, I, uh...
269
00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:11,480
Um, Brenda, uh, I think
what he's trying to say
270
00:13:11,498 --> 00:13:13,165
is there's been a little mistake.
271
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,700
What do you mean, "mistake"?
272
00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:18,037
That ring wasn't
actually meant for you.
273
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,872
But you two seem like
such a great couple.
274
00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:21,791
I'm sure there's a
proposal in your future.
275
00:13:21,825 --> 00:13:25,461
When?
We've been together 17 years.
276
00:13:25,495 --> 00:13:30,191
17 years?
What is your problem?
277
00:13:31,668 --> 00:13:34,053
Still not sure?
Still don't know if she's the one?
278
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,471
I know, right?
279
00:13:35,505 --> 00:13:37,640
But you agreed that marriage
is just a piece of paper.
280
00:13:37,674 --> 00:13:40,393
You said you liked being like
Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell.
281
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:44,730
Oh, all women say that.
None of them actually mean it.
282
00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:46,348
God, I can't believe this.
283
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:49,184
This was such a perfect
night for him to propose.
284
00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:51,821
Oh, sweetie.
[crying]
285
00:13:51,855 --> 00:13:56,025
And I'm even wearing my
grandmother's antique blouse.
286
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:06,886
Yes, it's-it's...
it's delicate.
287
00:14:13,176 --> 00:14:15,094
Thank you.
288
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:20,066
- You deserve better than this guy.
- You're right. I do!
289
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:23,903
Two words I now realize I
am never gonna say to you.
290
00:14:23,937 --> 00:14:25,738
Brenda, wait!
291
00:14:25,772 --> 00:14:28,074
Let her go, Kurt Russell, let her go.
292
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:33,696
- Let's get Victoria.
- Hey, Emmet, heads up.
293
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:36,231
Oh, forget all this
gimmicky dessert business.
294
00:14:36,249 --> 00:14:39,535
I'm just gonna be in the
moment, speak from the heart.
295
00:14:39,569 --> 00:14:44,707
I'll open the box and say, "your
soul completes me. Be mine forever."
296
00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:47,626
[shrieks]
297
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:54,216
Wow!
Emmet Lawson's proposing!
298
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,252
To a dude.
299
00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:02,108
[clapping]
300
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:05,027
- Why did you squeal?
- I saw a mouse!
301
00:15:05,062 --> 00:15:06,278
You would've done the same thing
302
00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:10,149
if a tiger scurried along the floor!
303
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,286
- You look so beautiful.
- We're gonna miss you so much.
304
00:15:14,321 --> 00:15:16,155
Oh, stop!
305
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:19,742
You know when other
people cry I mirror cry.
306
00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:21,794
And it's only gonna be for three months.
307
00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:26,832
That's right.
Just three months.
308
00:15:26,883 --> 00:15:29,451
All right, now, no more sad faces.
309
00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:30,886
The press is gonna be here soon,
310
00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:33,139
and I want the rest of
this night to go smoothly.
311
00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:36,175
[excited chatter outside]
312
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,144
Hey, what's happening out there?
313
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:42,982
People are going crazy.
It turns out Emmet Lawson is gay.
314
00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:54,976
Emmet...
what is this about you being gay?
315
00:15:55,027 --> 00:15:57,478
Victoria, sit down.
There's something I need to tell you.
316
00:15:57,529 --> 00:16:01,649
Oh, dear god.
I knew it was too good to be true.
317
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:07,438
I saw the way you were looking at
Alec as he sashayed across the floor.
318
00:16:08,874 --> 00:16:12,210
Victoria, I've
spent the last few days
319
00:16:12,244 --> 00:16:14,495
rehearsing the perfect
lines to say at this moment.
320
00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:18,782
But now that it's here,
all I can think of to say is...
321
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:21,919
I love you.
I love you with all my heart,
322
00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:24,138
and I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.
323
00:16:24,173 --> 00:16:27,991
Oh, Emmet.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
324
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:31,462
- Victoria Chase, will you...
- U.S. Treasury agents.
325
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:36,150
Emmet Lawson, you are
under arrest for tax fraud.
326
00:16:36,185 --> 00:16:38,636
- What!
- Wha... you must be mistaken.
327
00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:41,572
This is Sir Emmet Lawson, the actor.
328
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,994
Thank you, thank you.
Tax fraud?
329
00:16:47,029 --> 00:16:48,646
- Yes.
- I don't even do my taxes.
330
00:16:48,664 --> 00:16:51,649
- Speak to my business manager.
- He was arrested at the airport,
331
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,317
which is why you've been
deemed a flight risk.
332
00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:57,655
A flight risk? But we're leaving
for Morocco in the morning.
333
00:16:57,673 --> 00:16:59,040
You have the right to remain silent.
334
00:16:59,091 --> 00:17:00,958
Oh, he will be silent
in a second, I promise.
335
00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:04,512
But please, please just let
him finish something first.
336
00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:06,464
You sure you want me to?
I'm being arrested.
337
00:17:06,498 --> 00:17:08,165
I would understand if
you want to postpone this.
338
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:10,351
My answer is not going to change.
339
00:17:12,271 --> 00:17:15,690
Victoria Chase, will you marry me?
340
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:22,530
- Of course. I love you.
- I love you too.
341
00:17:22,564 --> 00:17:23,981
[gasps]
342
00:17:24,015 --> 00:17:27,201
I'm sorry, this is property
of the Government now.
343
00:17:28,654 --> 00:17:31,188
It is stunning though, ma'am.
344
00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:33,407
You're lucky to have a
man who wants to commit.
345
00:17:36,795 --> 00:17:39,463
Not now, Agent Tanaka.
346
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,919
Darling, I do apologize
for this appalling proposal.
347
00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:47,004
What are you talking about?
348
00:17:47,038 --> 00:17:50,975
This is the best
proposal I have ever had.
349
00:17:54,345 --> 00:17:56,213
My idea.
350
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:06,068
[sighs]
351
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,786
Well, it's all a big mess.
352
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,588
Emmet got duped by his business manager
353
00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:12,591
and blindly signed papers
for some shady deals.
354
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,743
Now they won't even let him out on bail.
355
00:18:14,778 --> 00:18:17,079
Oh, Victoria, I'm so sorry.
356
00:18:17,113 --> 00:18:19,515
They wanna make a
celebrity example out of him,
357
00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:21,350
like Martha Stewart.
358
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:25,587
But he's not tough like she is.
359
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,858
He can't carve a gourd into
a Japanese throwing star.
360
00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:32,811
Look, Emmet is very tough.
361
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,898
He lived with wolves.
He lived with Anne Heche.
362
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,103
- He'll get through this.
- Oh, I don't know.
363
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:45,207
He could spend the next ten
years in jail. Oh, my god.
364
00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:47,543
When he gets out, I'll be old.
365
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:52,280
Relax, that'd be true
if he got out tomorrow.
366
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,634
Elka, we're trying to stay positive.
367
00:18:55,669 --> 00:19:00,839
- Honey, is there anything we can do?
- Actually, yes.
368
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,058
For just one moment, could we pretend
369
00:19:03,093 --> 00:19:05,144
that the only thing that
happened tonight is...
370
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,395
I got engaged!
371
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:08,230
- Yes, you did!
- Congratulations.
372
00:19:08,264 --> 00:19:11,800
Well, as long as we're
pretending everything's okay,
373
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,770
let's have some of that chocolate
mousse you brought home.
374
00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:20,652
What's that lump?
375
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:24,668
Oh, no.
Another ring?
376
00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:29,491
Keep in.
There it's gotta be in there somewhere.
377
00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:36,846
It's gonna be worth it.
378
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:46,345
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