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- Action
- [Both] Perh... oh.
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- Oh I'm sorry Darling.
- [Low voice] Honestly!
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No we're just going from...
from my line...
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Okay...
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- So let's start with her line?
- Yes.
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Bitch.
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Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com
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Every week is just a new surprise
for us around here.
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That thing that I wore, that thing
that I got when I was that model?
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Oh [Bleep] that's... oh sorry.
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Well, I don't know!
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Enough with the hands.
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It was the angle of the picture,
[Bleep]!
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[Laughter]
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Come on, we can catch
a ride with his fruit--
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- Wait--
- Oh, [Bleep].
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[Laughter]
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I mean, mercy!
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And... action.
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Well, obviously the only
authentic psychics
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are in L.A.
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It's just like
the Mexican food.
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Actually, I was surprised
Cleveland had psychics.
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Oh, we have a sizeable
sss...
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Sucker American community.
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What are you laughing at?
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[Laughter]
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[Cheers, applause]
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Don't make fun
of an older woman.
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[Laughter]
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Imagine the look on her face
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when she sees me
belting out her vocals.
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Yeah, I can't imagine it,
because I'll be singing lead.
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- No, I'm singing lead.
- But you stink.
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But you stink much worse!
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We all stink!
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But this...
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[Electronic warble]
♪ Will make us all sound cool. ♪
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[Hip-hop music]
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♪ ♪
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Bottoms up, everybody!
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[Electronic warble]
♪ We're four single girls ♪
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♪ on a Saturday night. ♪
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♪ Having Tom Brady's baby
might be fun ♪
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♪ if you're doing it right ♪
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♪ We're four single girls
on a Saturday night. ♪
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I don't need sex with you.
I have my son.
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♪ We are so not gonna
get laid tonight. ♪
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[Throaty voice]
Hello!
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I'm Melanie.
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Sometimes my voice
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gets deep and sensual.
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I am Victor Victoria Chase.
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I'm sexy if you really
put your mind to it.
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Hi, I'm Joy.
I'm engaged...
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to a homeless man.
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It's me.
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I'm powerless
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in the presence of
a real man.
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Don't stop!
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♪ We're four single girls
on a Saturday night. ♪
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♪ See ya, losers. ♪
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♪ I got a date. ♪
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♪ We are so not gonna
get laid tonight ♪
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Aah!
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Four.
All four cameras. Mark.
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Hey, this is Reggie
with the alarm company.
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I'm not gonna make it today.
Please call to reschedule.
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Oh, boy.
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[Laughter]
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I'm good.
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♪ We're been doing this
for hours ♪
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♪ but I can't stop. ♪
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[Laughter]
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And... action.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
I can't be poor.
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I'm flying to Sha--
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♪ Flying to shaw
shh shh da ♪
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I can't be poor.
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I'm plying--
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[laughter]
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Okay, now I'm really
ready.
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Is it too late to recast?
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[Laughter]
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Oh, who am I kidding?
I can't be poor.
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I'm flying private to--
to chi--
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I used to be able to speak,
but that was last season.
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[Lisping] As an actress,
I have an extremely
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highly developed set
of vocal chords.
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[Stammering]
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Right before we went to move--
bah-hee.
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I think I killed
the soonlugee.
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[Laughter]
Who?
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Finuwhoogee.
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Our Winston is an extremely
happer and dancin--
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[laughter]
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Talk much?
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I...[Stammering]
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[Stammering]
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Aah!
Aah!
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Just remember...
stick to the script.
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Listen to this.
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Smooth.
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Ehh.
Eeh!
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Sorry.
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Rruuu..
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He--rrrruuu... sorry.
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Hah!
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[Gibberish]
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Ach ach ach ach ach!
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Honorary... rrrruuu...
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[Vroom]
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Yay! Whoo whoo whoo!
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That one doesn't even
make sense.
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May we please get back
to the topic at hand?
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You are going to break
the heart
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of a man who truly believed
that you have a future together.
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[Snorts]
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[Laughs]
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[Both snorting]
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- Ha ha ha!
- [Snorts]
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[All snorting]
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I think we're getting
into a weird area here.
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You mean the guy who
humped and bumped you before--
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[snorts] [Bleep]
[Whispers] I'm so sorry.
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Just read it normally.
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[Southern accent]
Normally?
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Whatever do you mean?
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[Gibberish]
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[Gibberish]
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Oh, yay, Jane!
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[Gibberish]
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Weird. I thought I
[Gibberish]
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[Gibberish]
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Nuk dak puk najica ee!
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[Laughter]
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Such a beautiful language.
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You know,
on Edge of Tomorrow,
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when Honor St. Raven went in
for a double murder,
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she was released
after six weeks
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for saving the warden's children
from an axe murderess.
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And not only that.
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She earned a degree
in advanced bionics
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from the Yale
university of correspondence.
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So sometimes, you know,
you just...
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Make prison
what you need to make prison.
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[Laughter]
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I would say,
more than anything in the world,
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Victoria wants adulation.
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[Laughs]
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Honor St. Raven
did have a situation like this.
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I played a bass-playing
angel...
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A homeless woman...
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A sexy lady lawyer...
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A lady storm chaser
in the Lifetime movie...
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Concrete Pillow...
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Always by Your Side...
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Rock and Roll Heaven...
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Soccer Mom Ninja!
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Hah!
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Was that the one
where you were sent to earth
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to teach death row inmates
about love and harmony?
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No. That was
Dead Man Rocking.
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It's basic cable.
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- How do you know that?
- Well, don't you remember
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on Edge of Tomorrow when
Honor St. Raven became a nun
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and took a vow of silence?
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I did all my acting
with my eyes.
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Ladies and ladies...
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Elka has left the building.
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No, no!
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Hang on.
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Why don't you guys
take five,
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I'll put on
a giant pot of coffee,
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and we'll rehearse
some more?
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[Stammers]
Sorry. I'll take that again.
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Hang on.
Why don't you guys r--
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[running lines under breath]
How about you guys take five...
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I'll put on a giant
pot of coffee,
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and we'll rehearse
for a few more hours...
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A little louder, honey.
They can't--
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I always say to them,
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don't fix me.
Don't mend me
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because there's so much
more fun to be had
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when you're playing someone
who's a little bit unstable
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and crazy.
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I've had a tough year.
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I was engaged
to a homeless man.
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My business is in shambles,
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I'm about to be deported.
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I went from, "I love you"
to a restraining order
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in under ten minutes.
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I've had mothers walk in.
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I've had mirrors
fall from ceilings,
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revealing hidden cameras.
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I've had pet ferrets.
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I accidentally shot the son
I gave up for adoption.
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Oh, God, my life.
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I love this guy.
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So much.
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And I love you so much,
baby.
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Hey, coming up next...
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[Cockney accent]
Hal-lo.
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Now, come on.
Keep your perspective.
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- You want some of this?
- [Laughs]
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Johnny, Johnny.
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You have been given
a second chance.
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Now, come on.
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Keep your perspective.
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[Laughter]
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We're getting
each other dates,
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and here's who I want.
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Jack Huntington?
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- Wow. He's handsome.
- And rich.
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I'm steering my boat
in a whole new direction--
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Hot and loaded.
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♪ What girls, what girls ♪
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♪ like about boys ♪
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♪ what girls, what girls ♪
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♪ like about boys ♪
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Can you find me
somebody...
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laid back?
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Maybe with a beard,
long hair.
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No man-boobs.
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Nothing abnormally
large or small.
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Young, Latin, adoring.
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No third anything.
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Nice buns too.
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A charming, lying,
handsome rat
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who no girl could resist.
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Faded levis and no shirt.
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On a motorcycle.
No helmet.
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Bit of a scruff.
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I don't care
what he's wearing.
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I can just picture him
on top of me.
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♪ What girls like
about boys ♪
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I've always had a thing
for Robert De Niro.
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♪ They like everything ♪
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I like that.
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I like it
when you talk.
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He had a butt
like two scoops of ice cream.
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Probably doesn't look
anything like Jesus, right?
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I'm just freaking out
over nothing.
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[Laughter]
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I am on a date
with conjoined twins.
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But he's a really nice guy.
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I am on a date
with conjoined twins.
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How could you not have
noticed this?
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I was a little busy looking
for men without breasts!
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You know, it's harder
than you think in Cleveland.
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[Imitating William shatner]
Why must our planet be filled
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with beautiful women
who exist simply to...
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break our hearts?
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Wait! Wait,
now I want you back.
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♪ What girls
like about boys ♪
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Imagine what
he looks like naked.
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I'm way ahead of ya.
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[Laughter]
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I have never enjoyed
chatting with a woman more.
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Line.
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I'm so sorry, Steve.
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No, no, no, baby,
are you kidding?
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I'm making up
my own lines also.
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00:10:59,381 --> 00:11:03,317
[Laughter]
266
00:11:03,851 --> 00:11:04,785
You said at the meeting
267
00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,420
that you know the spot
where it goes down.
268
00:11:06,454 --> 00:11:09,590
Can you take me there?
269
00:11:10,624 --> 00:11:12,092
I...
270
00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:17,264
[Laughter]
271
00:11:17,299 --> 00:11:21,569
There's nothing
I would like more!
272
00:11:22,838 --> 00:11:24,371
Action.
273
00:11:24,406 --> 00:11:25,773
Up until
your one-night stand
274
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:27,541
turned out to be
your boyfriend's brother,
275
00:11:27,576 --> 00:11:30,644
you had a sex life.
276
00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:32,379
Why do I feel
as slutty as I look?
277
00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:36,383
Uh-- sound?
[Laughter]
278
00:11:36,918 --> 00:11:37,852
Bingo!
279
00:11:37,886 --> 00:11:39,386
I love Melanie.
280
00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:41,188
I just-- I love Melanie.
281
00:11:41,223 --> 00:11:42,857
She's so much fun to play.
282
00:11:42,891 --> 00:11:45,492
She does things I would
probably never do
283
00:11:45,527 --> 00:11:47,095
or feel I could
get away with.
284
00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:49,663
But I love being able
to do that through Melanie.
285
00:11:49,698 --> 00:11:51,599
Let me-- let me--
oh, God bless America!
286
00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:52,766
God bless America!
287
00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:54,501
God bless America!
288
00:11:54,536 --> 00:11:56,537
Melanie's getting a little
feistier this season,
289
00:11:56,571 --> 00:11:57,905
I've noticed.
290
00:11:57,939 --> 00:11:59,173
She' got a little
more salt in her.
291
00:11:59,207 --> 00:12:01,342
You want some of this?
292
00:12:01,376 --> 00:12:02,877
'Cause she was kind of
America's sweetheart,
293
00:12:02,911 --> 00:12:04,011
which I think
really annoyed her.
294
00:12:04,045 --> 00:12:06,881
What the [Bleep]?
[Laughter]
295
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,917
There was a scene
that the writers wrote
296
00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:12,219
that we started having
a lot of fun with.
297
00:12:12,254 --> 00:12:13,954
So they extended it
a little bit
298
00:12:13,989 --> 00:12:16,490
where Joy meets her son,
299
00:12:16,524 --> 00:12:19,326
her long-lost son
for the first time
300
00:12:19,361 --> 00:12:21,028
and accidentally shoots him.
301
00:12:21,562 --> 00:12:24,899
Look, I have an alarm guy
coming in the morning.
302
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:27,167
We do not need any guns.
303
00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:29,637
Aah!
Man: Aah!
304
00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:32,339
Oh! M-my name is Owen.
305
00:12:32,374 --> 00:12:33,641
I'm looking for
my birth mother.
306
00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:35,743
Which one of you
is Joyce Scroggs?
307
00:12:37,779 --> 00:12:40,514
Her.
308
00:12:40,548 --> 00:12:41,916
Literally, it was a scene
309
00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:44,285
that we never rehearsed
all the way through
310
00:12:44,319 --> 00:12:45,016
without laughing.
311
00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:49,023
- We were really bad.
- Well, it was impossible.
312
00:12:49,057 --> 00:12:50,457
He's waking up.
313
00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:51,593
I don't know how to do
a British accent!
314
00:12:51,627 --> 00:12:55,829
- Just talk like I do!
- Oh, this is a bad idea.
315
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,468
[Cockney accent]
Hal-lo!
316
00:13:10,111 --> 00:13:11,111
Don't start...
317
00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:12,212
Action.
318
00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:14,281
I wish I had known
you were comin'.
319
00:13:14,316 --> 00:13:16,750
I'd have put on
a spot o' tea.
320
00:13:22,757 --> 00:13:26,327
[Stiff American accent]
What your mom is trying to say--
321
00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:36,403
What your mom is trying to say
in her reserved English way is
322
00:13:36,438 --> 00:13:37,972
gosh, darn it--
323
00:13:38,006 --> 00:13:38,973
[laughing]
324
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:41,442
Stop.
325
00:13:41,476 --> 00:13:42,710
[Snooty voice]
Perhaps I can be
326
00:13:42,744 --> 00:13:45,548
of some assistance.
327
00:13:47,582 --> 00:13:51,485
I'm lady Winchester.
328
00:13:56,024 --> 00:13:58,225
Are you all insane?
329
00:13:58,259 --> 00:13:59,827
Oh, good,
the paramedics are here.
330
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:04,365
I brought a wee bag o' ice
for the wee un's leg.
331
00:14:06,534 --> 00:14:10,004
What?
We're not doing that anymore?
332
00:14:10,738 --> 00:14:12,072
Coming up next...
333
00:14:12,107 --> 00:14:14,408
I signed up
when my bender was over.
334
00:14:14,442 --> 00:14:16,677
In fact,
that's my screen name...
335
00:14:16,711 --> 00:14:20,781
[Laughs]
Bend her over.
336
00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:27,378
- Action.
- Nothing tastes as good
337
00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:31,349
as finally fulfilling
a lifelong [weakly] dream--
338
00:14:31,383 --> 00:14:33,051
[laughter]
339
00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:34,719
- You okay?
- Medic!
340
00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:37,922
Had a little hairball.
I'll be good, though.
341
00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,624
Action.
342
00:14:39,658 --> 00:14:42,827
Oh, jee--
[Laughter]
343
00:14:42,861 --> 00:14:44,929
Honey, cocktail hour
isn't for another hour.
344
00:14:44,964 --> 00:14:46,431
You don't sound drunk.
345
00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:48,967
You can tell
because I...
346
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,336
I'm stumbling
over my lines.
347
00:14:53,806 --> 00:14:55,873
So far the only song
we know is, um...
348
00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:59,677
What song is it
that we know?
349
00:14:59,712 --> 00:15:01,846
- Oh, my God!
- What?
350
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,449
I don't know
the freaking line!
351
00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:06,484
- We're very immature.
- Unprofessional.
352
00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:08,620
Yeah. Well,
they're much younger.
353
00:15:08,654 --> 00:15:09,988
Yeah. Right.
354
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,457
No, I'll start going
just because
355
00:15:12,491 --> 00:15:14,259
she's got sparkly, pretty,
dancing eyes.
356
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:15,727
And so when she starts
to like
357
00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:17,996
get a little glimmer
and smile a little bit,
358
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,464
- I'm outta there.
- But I don't sometimes!
359
00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:22,533
And you accuse me of doing that,
and I'm not!
360
00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:25,203
Remember those giant muffins
we loved
361
00:15:25,237 --> 00:15:27,905
until we found out they were
like a thousand calories each?
362
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:30,842
He's that good.
He's muffin good.
363
00:15:32,978 --> 00:15:36,614
[Laughing]
364
00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:38,549
You get a twinkle
in your eye!
365
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:40,952
I am not twinkling!
Come on.
366
00:15:41,986 --> 00:15:44,155
- I'm not.
- Okay.
367
00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:46,624
He's that good.
He's muffin good!
368
00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:50,328
- No!
- Yes!
369
00:15:51,362 --> 00:15:53,131
Well, we're just going
to have to do for each other
370
00:15:53,165 --> 00:15:54,732
what we did
with the muffins.
371
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:55,967
Just eat the top?
372
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:58,169
Hmm...
373
00:16:00,306 --> 00:16:03,274
- Here we go, right from there.
- Wait, I messed up, Betty.
374
00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:05,777
I didn't, of course!
375
00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:08,012
You have to understand,
Betty is--
376
00:16:08,047 --> 00:16:10,982
she can hold on
longer than any of us.
377
00:16:11,016 --> 00:16:13,518
She can stand there
and give you the stink eye
378
00:16:13,552 --> 00:16:16,454
for like a long,
long time before she'll go...
379
00:16:16,488 --> 00:16:17,955
Should we try
the lemon meringue?
380
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:21,492
No. The guys
at pie curious were right.
381
00:16:21,527 --> 00:16:25,496
Once you go BlackBerry...
382
00:16:55,127 --> 00:16:57,362
I signed up
when my bender was over.
383
00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,430
In fact,
that's my screen name--
384
00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:02,567
[laughs]
Bend her over.
385
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,941
That night
when we did bend her over,
386
00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:11,342
you just could not
hang on.
387
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:12,543
You absolutely could not.
388
00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:15,113
I defy anyone
to watch that
389
00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:17,548
and not start giggling.
390
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,385
I signed up
when my bender was over.
391
00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:24,789
Oh, I am so sorry.
392
00:17:24,823 --> 00:17:26,691
[Laughing]
No, no!
393
00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:30,461
I signed up when my
[Laughs] bender was over.
394
00:17:31,864 --> 00:17:34,732
All right,
nobody look at her.
395
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,868
- From your line.
- From mine?
396
00:17:36,902 --> 00:17:38,136
- Yes.
- Oh.
397
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:39,737
I signed up when my--
398
00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:49,647
I signed up when my--
399
00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:53,284
God, no, please forgive me.
Please!
400
00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:58,489
Joy, he is genuinely
crazy about you.
401
00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:00,091
Really?
Are you sure?
402
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,360
Not only are you going
to destroy his ego,
403
00:18:02,394 --> 00:18:04,195
but you are going to
break the heart of a man
404
00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:07,632
who genuinely thinks
that you're in love with him.
405
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:10,301
That's not right.
406
00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:12,069
Jane, to you.Action.
407
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,238
Really?
Are you sure?
408
00:18:14,273 --> 00:18:16,441
Not only are you going
to destroy his ego,
409
00:18:16,475 --> 00:18:18,676
but you are going to break
the heart of a man
410
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:22,046
who truly believes you have
a future together!
411
00:18:24,616 --> 00:18:26,184
That was good!
412
00:18:26,218 --> 00:18:28,886
[Laughing]
413
00:18:31,657 --> 00:18:33,291
You're nice too.
414
00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:35,993
I didn't know
you were still acting.
415
00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:37,962
[Laughter]
416
00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:40,832
Coming up next...
417
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:43,668
- You bitch.
You've got a b--
418
00:18:43,702 --> 00:18:45,903
[laughter]
419
00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:51,189
Check this out.
420
00:18:51,224 --> 00:18:55,093
♪ Nobody knows ♪
421
00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:57,863
♪ the trouble I've seen ♪
422
00:18:57,897 --> 00:19:00,666
[Dance music]
423
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,300
♪ ♪
424
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:14,913
Oh, you've gotta front up
and bug down, bitch.
425
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:18,216
Oh, you've gotta front up
and bug down, bitch.
426
00:19:18,251 --> 00:19:21,987
What?
I'm in frickin' jail!
427
00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:24,122
I've done a little time
myself.
428
00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:26,391
I'm not going back
to the slammer.
429
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,193
So one con to another...
430
00:19:28,227 --> 00:19:30,062
I'm gonna kill that mother!
431
00:19:30,096 --> 00:19:33,331
Oh, you've gotta front up
and bug down, bitch.
432
00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:34,332
What?
433
00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:36,034
It's prison slang.
434
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:42,340
Well, we know who
the bitch is gonna be.
435
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,242
You've gotta--
436
00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:47,679
Bitch, you've got to
bug down and--
437
00:19:47,714 --> 00:19:50,215
You've gotta--
you've gotta go.
438
00:19:50,749 --> 00:19:54,586
Bitch, you've gotta
front up and bug down...
439
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:57,689
I can't work
with these women.
440
00:19:57,724 --> 00:20:00,225
I have no business
doing this much work
441
00:20:00,259 --> 00:20:02,194
at this age,
for heaven's sake.
442
00:20:02,228 --> 00:20:03,895
But what's to walk away from?
443
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:07,099
You can't walk away
from these girls.
444
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,533
It's a compression garment
445
00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:10,535
that gives a smooth line
under your clothes.
446
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:14,106
Oh, [Stammers]
447
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,907
I've got--
448
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,583
It's not easy
working with these girls.
449
00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:26,652
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450
00:20:26,653 --> 00:20:29,788
But it's wonderful.
451
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:34,388
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