All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s02e10 A Tiger Hunt in Paris 1.eng

ANNOUNCER:
CBS presents this program in color.

( theme song playing )

All right, prisoners of war,
an important announcement.

The monotony of life
in a prisoner-of-war camp

must, from time to time,
be broken

by a change of routine
and a change of scene.

Therefore, in order to provide
the welcome respite

so necessary to
the maintenance

of physical and
mental powers,

I have decided to take
a week's leave in Paris.

Oh, well, that's
charming, sir. We...

KLINK:
Silence! Colonel Hogan,

discipline will be strictly
enforced during my absence

by Captain Gruber.

You will send us postcards, sir?

Art shots of the Eiffel Tower,
things like that?

I suspect that
I shall be much too busy.

Could I give you
a phone number, Commandant?

Ja?
It's my mother,

and if you tell
her that... Forget it.

However,

I am not a man
who samples selfishly

the pagan delights of Paris

without providing for all of you
left back here

in Stalag 13.

I have a little surprise
for you.

You're bringing back perfume.

No.

I'm allowing you to choose
from among the guards,

the most cruel, the most hated,
the most sadistic,

and I shall remove him
from your presence.

Otherwise, I could not
enjoy my leave.

May I poll my men, sir?

Liberty Hall.

Is he on the level?

He wouldn't know how.

Ballots in?

Excellent choice.

Horrible man.

Monster.

It's unanimous, sir.

The beast of Stalag 13:
Sergeant Schultz.

Schultz?

Colonel Hogan,

I've always been on
the most friendly terms

with all of them.

Not too friendly,
Herr Kommandant,

but very correct.

More like a kind uncle.

Not too kind,
Herr Kommandant,

but very stern.

Enough, Schultz.

As a result of my promise
to the prisoners,

I'm assigning you
to accompany me to Paris

as my personal chauffeur.

Herr Kommandant.

Paris!

You're toying
with us, sir.

Is there no compassion
in your soul?

In the soul of the German
warrior, Colonel Hogan,

there is only duty.

Dismissed.

( humming cancan music )

Oh, boy, Paris.

( humming cancan music )

Oh, Paris, Paris.

Hope he comes back
with a good case of measles.

We've got a tip
the Krauts are building

some underground
secret fighter bases near here.

Tiger's coming in
to help us check it out.

She's going to take a map
back to our bombers.

This is going to be
a tough assignment.

LeBEAU:
Eh...

And with Klink
going to Paris...

It'll be twice as tough.

( mimicking Bogart ):
Therefore, Colonel Hogan,

we can't, uh, possibly
risk you going outside.

I hereby volunteer
to accompany Tiger.

I'll file
your application.

Hey, here they come.

She's not with me.

What happened?
Where is she?

What do you mean
she's not with you?

Bouchet, he'll
tell you.

Come on, give
me a hand.

She was betrayed
to the Gestapo.

When?
Yesterday.

Is she alive?

She's alive
but better off dead.

They flew her to Paris
for intensive interrogation.

Your people in Paris,
can they get her out?

From Gestapo headquarters?

That would take an army.

She knows everything
about the underground.

And Stalag 13.

She will hold out,
Colonel.

Oh, sure, but nobody
holds out forever,

not if they live.

What do we do,
Colonel?

Newkirk.
Sir.

Print up
some French money.

Right, Colonel.

Bouchet,

I want you to tell me
everything you know

about the Paris Gestapo.

With pleasure.

LeBeau.
Oui?

Get packed.

You and I are
going to Paris.

Colonel...

how do we get there?
Easy.

Klink will be glad
to give us a ride.

Hurry up, Schultz.

I want to get
an early start.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

These, too?

Yes, of course,
Schultz.

I told you so.

I want many changes
of uniform in Paris.

For a busy
social schedule.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Also, it wouldn't hurt

to put a little
something overhead,

just in case
of strafing.

Oh, could we not put
a red cross on top?

( groans )

Get on with it,
Schultz, please.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

( both humming cancan tune )

( humming continues )

Hi, Schultz.

Colonel Hogan!

LeBeau!

Bonjour, Schultzie.

Colonel Hogan, what
are you doing here?

You're both
out of uniform.

You like them?

I hope it doesn't rain
on the trip.

Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What trip?

You are joking.
( yells )

Careful, Schultz.

We can't afford
to lose our driver.

Colonel Hogan, this
I will have to report.

You cannot use this car
for an escape attempt.

What escape?

We're coming back with you
after our leave.

And there's enough room
up here

after we throw out
a few bags.

Throw out?!

What's he need
all this stuff for?

The guy's dreaming.

Oh, please, Colonel
Hogan, this I will have to report.

I wouldn't if I were you.

Not when it comes out
you got us these suits.

I didn't get you any suits.

I know nothing about suits!

Where else could we get them
but from a crooked guard?

How do I know?

You're the crookedest
guard around, Schultz, let's face it.

Colonel Hogan, please.

It would be worth my life.

Either way, you're in a spot.

Now have you got a tarp
to cover us?

Yes, but... but...

And don't drive over 40.

Best not to hurry
and get there safely.

B-B-B-But...

We'll have lunch
when Klink stops,

a little chicken
and some wine.

Yes, b-b-b-but...

A Pouilly-Fuissé '41,
I think.

It's not a daring wine,
but a safe wine.

KLINK:
Schultz!

( stammering yell )

Come on, Schultz.

I'm ready to go.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

The door, please.

Oh, ja, ja...

Off to Paris, Schultz.

To the wine, women, song.

Oh, boy.

( door closes )

The bachelors officers'
quarters, Herr Kommandant.

Ah, Schultz, there is
music in the air.

Oh, you may
take down the luggage

while I, uh, check in.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

( Klink humming
cancan music )

Hi, Schultzy.

Very good
driving, Schultz.

Our accommodations?

No accommodations, Colonel
Hogan, please, just disappear.

I don't think we should
leave you alone, Schultz.

You ever been
to Paris? No, why?

Thieves for
the black market.

Yeah, they could steal
your staff car.

No, I will not leave
it out of my sight.

What are you
doing in there?

You left the keys!

Very bad practice.

But I'm standing right here.

That's right, you stand
right here, Schultz.

And if something
should happen to the car,

tell Klink
the Gestapo commandeered it.

The Gestapo commandeered it.

Please, Colonel Hogan,
I'm only a guard,

if you want to escape,
please escape.

But I have nothing
to do with it.

Just escape!

Can I help you
with the bags?

No, thank you.
I can do it myself.

Please!
( engine turns )

Colonel Hogan!

Bringing the bags, Schultz?

B-b-bags?

B-beg to report,
Herr Kommandant.

Report what?

Why are you saluting
all the time?

What is wrong
with you, Schultz?

The staff car.

What about the staff car?

Where's the staff car?

Herr Kommandant,
would you believe

the Gestapo
commandeered it?

Oh, no.

With all my luggage?

Nonsense.

Now the Gestapo
would never...

The Gestapo?

They must have had
a very good reason.

( knocking )

( knocking )

You will consider yourself
under arrest.

Champagne?

I will question you here.

If your answers
are not satisfactory,

you will be taken
to where the atmosphere

is more conducive
to getting at the truth.

That sounds fair.

I am not concerned
with being fair.

Mueller.

Sontag.

Are you sure you won't have
some champagne?

The new science
of the Third Reich

has demonstrated that champagne
shrivels the Achilles' tendon.

Really?

A French foot soldier
was only able to march

seven-tenths of a mile
before collapsing.

Poor devils.

I think it is affecting
your brain.

You are obviously an American,

and yet you openly rent
a large suite

in the best hotel in Paris

in the middle of a war,

almost inviting a call
from the Gestapo.

You were very prompt.
My congratulations.

You wanted a call
from the Gestapo?

Colonel Backscheider...

And you are
Colonel Backsheider?

I felt it's time we met.

Ah, so. Why?

My name is Durkin, Colonel.

Frank Durkin.

American Air Force.
A sergeant.

I didn't care much
for the pay,

so when I escaped
from Stalag 13 last year,

I came to Paris,
worked my way up.

Black market?

If you are in the black market,
we would have a record of you.

I kept undercover, and as much

as I didn't have great
confidence in your predecessor

who was recently shot,
I believe.

For stealing.

From the wrong people.

Herr Colonel.

I found this, Herr Colonel.

Hmm.

That's quite
a sum of money.

I know where they print it.

It is genuine.

If you have lied to me,

I have every legal right
to shoot you, now.

If you have told me the truth,

I have every legal right
to shoot you now.

But you won't.

At least not now.

Why not?

Mueller.

Sontag.

HOGAN:
Sit down.

Colonel Backscheider...

you have a great deal of
influence and authority

here in Paris.

I have a great many
contacts.

Between us we could
make this pile grow...

and grow and grow.

I have a feeling
that sooner or later

I shall have to shoot you.

But in the meantime...

talk.

You see,
the black market exists.

And everything that exists
can be put to use...

even you.

Thank you.

Do we have a deal?

No.

First, I shall check
and recheck your background.

You mean you don't
trust me?

I trust no one.

Especially you.

Mueller,

Sontag!

Jawohl, Colonel?

Your story will be easy
to verify... or destroy.

The Kommandant of Stalag 13
is in Paris... on leave.

You certainly do keep tabs
on everybody.

Naturally.

He called at my office
blathering something

about us having
his staff car?

Shall I call him,
Herr Colonel?

Yes.

And Sontag,

there is another phone.

You know what to do.

Oh, Herr Kommandant,

Colonel Backscheider
from the Gestapo.

Ah, about my car.

Colonel Backscheider,
how very nice of you to call.

Now, I don't want to press you

about my car,
Colonel Backscheider,

because as long as you need it,
you certainly...

You don't have my car?

You're not even calling
about my car?

Stolen?!

Colonel Backscheider,
I am listening, but, but...

A Sergeant Frank Durkin?

Colonel Backscheider,
I am very proud to announce

that we have never had
an escape from Stalag 13.

There has never
been an escape from Stalag 13.

Remarkable record.

Now, Colonel Klink...

Colonel.

...one of my men
has been talking

directly to your office
at Stalag 13.

Shall I read you a quote
from your files?

"Sergeant Frank Durkin,
American Air Force, escaped

December 15, 1942
and still at large."

You should become acquainted

with your own records,
Herr Klink.

How would I know
where to look for your car?!

You should not have lost it!

Dummkopf!

Halt!

Who is it?

It's all right.
It's one of my men.

I'm expecting him.

Right on time.

I could come back.

BACKSCHEIDER:
Bring him here.

Marcel Chalet, Colonel.

He phoned to say
he had picked up something for me

on the free market.

What is it?

It's just a trifle
embarrassing.

A car?

A German staff car.

Klink's staff car.

You have quite
an organization, Durkin.

Thank you, but I
really don't need this.

Why don't you take it?

Give it to a friend.

Maybe you can
just keep it

for going to
the supermarket.

Well...

I-I-I may have a...
a friend.

She'll love it.

Durkin.

Tell me.

You were born in...

December.

Am I right?

Right. How did you know?

Well, you have
certain traits.

I have made
a modest science

in the study
of these things.

If I may say so--
and no offense--

to find a man of science
in your post

is, well,
rather surprising.

You may say so.

And sometime, Durkin,
if we become better acquainted,

I may even program
the bumps on your head.

Certainly be looking
forward to that, sir.

Mueller, Sontag.

Oh, uh,
by the way, Colonel.

Yes?

There's a girl
that does jobs for me

from time to time-- Tiger.

Yes, what about her? What?!

Oh, nothing.

I just heard that
you had her in for questioning.

You what?

Well, I thought she might
talk to me more readily

than she would to you.

She will talk
to me readily.

However, you may speak
with her if you wish.

Alone might be better.

Alone... because
I trust you...

completely.

I can hear nothing.

Okay, we can talk.

There is nothing
to talk about.

Shoot me, strangle me.

Sooner or later
they make me tell them everything.

Nothing.

Well, we-we tested
it only yesterday, Herr Colonel.

Bungler.

Tiger, we're going
to get you out of here.

No one ever gets
out of here.

You have a plan?

No.

Give me a gun.

Let me shoot myself.

No gun.

Now, look,
tell me everything

you know about
Backscheider.

He's the key.

They're Nazi.

A genius
at the art of death,

an idiot at living.

What about
the astrology bit?

The metaphysical stuff?

Is he a bug on it?

They all are
because the Fuhrer is.

Anyone he goes to,
someone we can use to get to him?

I don't know.

He's new in Paris.

( door opens )

Perhaps. I-I can't think.

Take your time.

There was a woman.

I believe there was a woman...

in a White Russian cafe.

East Bank.

( door shuts )

All right,
I'll take it from there.

Here they come.

Well?

We're making progress.

Progress, eh?

Progress.

We know why
you were in Germany.

You will tell us
all the others involved.

You will tell us
the names of all your friends in Paris.

She'll talk to me...

as soon as
she's recovered

from your questioning
in a couple days.

I will give her
until tomorrow.

You know, I like you.

What month
were you born in?

A very strong line
of romance.

Very strong.

A-ha.

You have been bad,
very bad.

Marry me,
and I shall reform, I swear.

Look, get married on your time,
not mine.

Are we going to talk business
or not?

Unfortunate choice of friends.

Yes or no?

My chart said
to be very careful

of business transactions today.

Buy a little silverware,
plant some petunias.

Meet someone short.

All right, all right.

Do a little business.

Look, let's not
dance around.

We don't have time.

We know you've got something
going with Backscheider.

I don't care what.

But he's holding a woman
who works for me,

and I want her sprung.

Tiger?

How'd you know?

From the amount of money,
she's a very big fish.

My colonel has told me
why she's in Germany...

to find the new German
fighter bases.

I don't care about that.

I'm in the black market
and I need her.

Not very convincing.

May I read your truth line?

I tell you
I'm an American deserter.

I hope you lie better to men.

Look, you want something,
I shall name a price.

Name it.

When you find it
where the fighter bases are,

you'll also give me
the information.

Aren't you afraid I'm going
to denounce you to Backscheider?

He would not believe you.

He knows my character
from the bumps on my head.

I don't get it.

Why do you want
the information

when we may be more or less
on the same side?

More on the same side

so we can work together
at times.

Just enough less

so that I would like
the information.

I trust her.

I shall marry you sometime.

All right, it's crazy,
but it's a deal.

When will you see Backscheider?

In about a minute.

He's always very prompt.

I mean, it doesn't make up
for everything else,

but it is something.

All right, we'll duck out
and come back later.

I adore you.

I cannot resist short men. Mm.

KLINK:
What a holiday!

A week to spend
in romantic Paris,

and I have to go out with you.

If the Kommandant had
a change of uniform...

Don't remind me
of my staff car.

What happened
to my staff car?

Oh! A thousand pardons.
I've always been...

Forget it.

Hogan, LeBeau!

Schultz, you must stop them
at once!

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

Schultz? Schultz?

Schultz!

Backscheider?

What is all the shouting
about, Klink?

Colonel Backscheider,

I just saw two
of my prisoners from Stalag 13.

I thought no one ever escaped
from Stalag 13.

Of course not,
of course not, Colonel Backscheider.

Never.
Schultz, Schultz, did I see them?

Did I see them?

No, no, no, no.
He saw nothing,

and I-I saw nothing!

Oh, boy.

Everything is taken care
of, right?

Oh, sure.

If we can trust
your friend

and she can figure
how to spring Tiger

and Backscheider
doesn't catch on to us,

and if we can find
the secret fighter bases,

and Klink doesn't catch up
with us,

everything's taken care of.

Did you notice her eyes?

I should have
brought Carter.

KINCHLOE:
Newkirk, Klink's on the phone from Paris.

I got him on here.

Bypassed his office.

( German accent ):
Captain Huber here.

Jawohl, Kommandant Klink.

How are you enjoying your stay
in Paris?

You thought
you saw Colonel Hogan?

Impossible, Herr Kommandant.

He is right here
in the outside office.

You want
to talk with him?

Yes, Herr Kommandant,

I'll have him brought
to the phone.

Get Colonel Hogan
in Paris fast.

Suppose he's not in?

He ruddy well
better be in.

Okay, I get
the picture, Kinch.

Connect us.

Hello, Colonel Hogan?
Are you there?

You are?

Of course,
where else would you be?

He's there.

That's very nice,
Herr Kommandant.

Well, I just want
to keep tabs

on all my prisoners.

Your efficiency is really
frightening, Commandant.

Having a good time in Paris?

Staff car running well?

Yeah, it's fine.

Just fine.

He knew.

Somehow he knew.

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