All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s01e18 The Gold Rush.eng

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( theme song playing )

Raus, raus!

Schnell, schnell,
schnell, schnell!

Mach schnell! Raus!

Raus, raus, raus, raus!

Welcome to
the Adolf Hitler Biltmore.

Thank you, sir.
Captain Martin, Edward H.

Colonel Hogan,
Senior P.O.W. Officer.

It, uh... doesn't look like much
at first,

but after you're here awhile,
you get to hate it.

Please, Colonel Hogan,
you are not supposed to talk

with the prisoner until he
has seen the Commandant.

Sorry, Schultz.

How kind of you to
remember, Schultz.

Achtung!

You were four hours late
bringing him here.

Oh, Herr Kommandant,
it couldn't be helped.

Take him to the
office right away.

Hogan, I'll call
you when I need you.

Captain?

Name, rank and serial number,
that's all.

Yes, sir.

New prisoner, Colonel?

Yeah.

Why would Schultz be so late
getting him back here?

Maybe they met
a couple of girls

in town, you know,
went to a bar

and had a couple
of drinks.

And then they...

All right, Carter,
that's enough.

Yeah, yeah, then
what happened?

See? See? You got
the natives restless.

Uh, Kinch, is the coffee pot
in working order?

It's all wired
and ready, Colonel.

Okay. The next voice
you hear

will be that
of Colonel Klink,

direct from his office
to you.

SCHULTZ:
...his papers, Herr Kommandant.

Mm-hmm.

Shot down near Hamilburg.

Captured by farmers.

Turned over to the Gestapo.

Assigned here.

He didn't give us
any trouble, Herr Kommandant.

Which is more
than I can say for you.

Why were you late?

In Hamilburg, they
wouldn't let us leave Gestapo Headquarters

until the gold bars
were in the bank.

Gold?

What are you blabbering about?

A big shipment of gold
bars which we stole

from the Bank of France is
being shipped to Dusseldorf.

Not stolen-- confiscated!

When you defeat a country,
you confiscate its gold.

Stupid!

I thought, if you
take something

that does not belong to
you, that is stealing.

I'm stupid.

I don't think
you're so stupid.

Silence!

Captain, I want to inform you
that you have been assigned

to the strictest P.O.W. camp
in Germany.

( over radio ):
No one has ever escaped from Stalag 13.

Oh, Colonel, let's hear
the rest of it.

It's just Klink
throwing his weight around.

Sure, you've
heard it before.

( imitating Klink ):
Und I warn you, we are well-known

for iron
discipline here.

One false move,

and you will face
the consequences.

Hey, that's great!

You sure you're not
part German, Kinch?

( with German accent ):
I don't think so.

A shipment of gold...

Be nice if we could do
something about it.

Like what?

Like take it out
of circulation, maybe.

Well, how can
we do that?

The first problem would be
to get it into camp.

Kinch, get me a map of this area
showing Hamilburg.

Coming right
up, um...

Uh... Berlin, Hamburg, Stuttgart
Pittsburgh...

Pittsburgh?!
We ever have

anybody escape
to Pittsburgh?

Not to-- from.

Ah, here it is.

Good.

Hamilburg and area.

All right, now we circle
the center of town

with a red pencil and attach
a bombardier's notation.

Well, what's
it going to say?

Let's see.

"Make bombing approach

"from north
to avoid AA batteries.

"Bank located
center of town.

Fly contact main road."

Get that ready
as soon as you can.

Klink will be calling
for me any minute.

Right, I'll get
right on it, sir.

Hey, Colonel, you think
we'll get a chance

to get our hands on
some of those gold bars?

It's worth a try.

Think of their embarrassment
if we succeed.

Hitler writes a check,
and it bounces.

...and the prisoner,
Captain Edward H. Martin,

was delivered into our
custody as of this date,

( knocking )
and appeared to be...

Yes, come in.

Herr Kommandant,
Colonel Hogan is here.

Send him in.
We will complete

our dossier later,
Fraulein Helga.

Yes, sir.

How 'bout a little
smile, baby?

KLINK:
Sergeant Schultz, attend to business.

He's trying, Colonel.

He can do
that outside. Dismissed!

Colonel Hogan, this
is Captain Martin.

I know.
We've met.

Well, Captain,
how do you like it so far?

Well, it's
about what ... I am not interested

whether he likes
it here or not.

Great host, and serves
a wonderful buffet.

The Captain has been
informed that no one

has ever successfully
escaped from Stalag 13.

Yeah, shameful.
People are beginning to talk.

Captain, I warn you,

do not be talked into
any foolish ventures.

For those who try,
we have a reward known as the cooler.

One of the smaller rooms,
without a view.

All right, Captain,
turn out your pockets,

quickly, everything
you've got.

Yes, sir.

Here, uh, let me help
you, Captain.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey! Got one of those, huh?

Whew!

( laughs )
Oh-ho, hello there.

One of the men at the
base gave it to me.

What do you see?

You know that
famous picture

of George Washington
crossing the Delaware?

Yes, I'm familiar with it.

This ain't it.

Give me that.

I must inspect it
for security reasons.

Oh, I understand,
sir, yeah.

American foolishness.

Wouldn't hurt you to
distribute a few of those, you know?

Can you imagine a picture

of Hermann Goring
in a bearskin rug?

Great for morale.

Oops.

Mm-hmm.

What is so interesting
about a piece of paper?

Aha, a map!

Didn't they teach
you anything

about destroying
military information?

Why didn't you eat it?

Sir, I...

Do you realize,
before I was captured,

I swallowed the entire
Air Force Survival Manual?

( whispering ):
It's not mine.

Look, don't lie to
a commanding officer!

You're in enough
trouble already!

But, sir...

Stand at attention,
Captain.

KLINK:
Aha! Hamilburg

is circled in red?

HOGAN:
It means nothing.

It's a bombardier
doodling, that's all.

The memorandum:

"Bombing approach from north.

"Avoid AA batteries.

Bank located center..."

Bank?

The gold!

What gold?

Big shipment
was just brought into the town.

Oh, really?
That's interesting.

Why a bombing attack on a bank?

Gold can't be destroyed
that way.

What do you know about this?

Well, I...

Name, rank and serial number.
Period. Stop.

You have an answer.

Never mind.
I figured it out for myself.

The bombing attack
is a diversion.

Commandos are dropped,
and in the confusion,

they steal the money.

It's an old trick.

You've got to get
up pretty early

in the morning
to fool Colonel Klink.

I must warn the Gestapo at once.

They will move
the gold to Dusseldorf.

So much for
your little air raid, Captain.

Smart move, Colonel.

Then they bomb
Dusseldorf and steal the gold.

What?
Oh, I'm glad you didn't ask them

to keep the gold here
for a couple of days.

True, it's the safest
place in the world,

and you'd be a big
man with the Gestapo,

but why should
you get involved?

He's really got
it where it counts.

Colonel Hogan, you have given me
an excellent idea.

Fraulein Helga,

get me Gestapo
Headquarters in Hamilburg.

I want to talk
to the officer

who is in command
of the gold shipment.

I will offer

to keep the gold here.

Hogan, I thank you
for your suggestion.

Me and my big mouth.

That is all.

Dismissed.

Amazing...

So, how's it going,
fellas?

Compared to what,
sir?

They are working?!

That's right.

Without being ordered?!

Volunteers, every
one of them, Schultz.

Oh, boy, I think I'd better
get out of here schnell.

I know nothing...

There is nothing to know.

But if there was something,
I know nothing.

Nothing.

All right, come on fellas,
get the lead out.

Make way
for the Commandant.

What is going on here?

Tidying up a bit, sir.
We want to make

a good impression
on the Gestapo

when they bring
the gold into camp.

Really, huh?

After all, we're part

of the Stalag 13 family,
too, you know.

That is
a very commendable attitude.

Carry on.

( whistling
Hogan's Heroes theme )

( sawing )

It's Schultz.

We want Klink.

Cover your ears.

There may be a shock wave
when he crashes.

LeBeau, you didn't saw
deep enough.

But, Colonel,
I'm sure I did.

Help!

Help, help!

Help!

These steps have collapsed.

Where's my monocle?

In your eye, sir.

You never let go.
Perfect muscle control.

Schultz, how did
this happen?

I know nothing, nothing,
Herr Kommandant.

Sabotage. Someone is trying
to kill me.

By any chance, has Germany
declared war on termites?

Why should
they be any different?

Then there's
your sabotage, sir.

The termites have eaten
right through the step.

Uh-huh, this
has been cut.

Of course it has.

Haven't you ever heard
of saw-tooth termites?

Imagine that. Never heard
of saw-tooth termites.

Sir, I had an uncle
with a wooden leg.

He went to bed one night,

and in the morning
when he got up...

( chuckles ):
well...

KLINK:
Never mind!

Schultz! Requisition
some lumber from the Quartermaster at once,

and see to it that
these steps are rebuilt immediately.

Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant!

Uh, we'll do the job
for you, Colonel.

Thank you, Hogan.

But not with wood.

I mean, we could spend hours
rebuilding the steps,

the termites eat,
the steps collapse,

and it's bad for our morale.

That's true.

Now, if we had,
say, bricks,

we could do
a beautiful job for you.

All right, all right,
make it brick.

Schultz, see to it
at once!

Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant!

( grunts )

Well?

Colonel Hogan,

may I ask you
a question?

Sure, Schultz.

Why do you pile
the bricks up here

when you're building
the steps over there?

Oh, you see,
if we get too close,

we can't see
what we're doing.

Eh?

Understand, Schultz?

Hmm?

Give me time to
think it over.

Sure.

Anybody order gold
from room service?

Colonel Klink?
Major Kreiger.

Geheimstaatspolizei.
Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler.

Very good of you
to offer us your hospitality

for our candy bars,
Colonel.

Glad to be
of service, sir.

I won't fail
to mention your name

to my superiors, Colonel.

Oh, that won't
be necessary,

but I hope you do.

Yes. Well, there
is a shed

right behind
Barracks Five--

an ideal place
for the truck.

Excellent. I prefer
it to be out of sight.

Yes, sir.

Schultz!

Jawohl!

Guide the truck
behind Barracks Five.

Jawohl, Herr
Kommandant!

They'll come this way
with the truck.

Newkirk, Kinch, inside.

You know what to do.

Right.
Right.

Remember, timing
is very important.

Wait until the truck stops.

Will do.

Carter, LeBeau,
take your positions.

You got everything you need.

We're ready.
Mm-hmm.

Don't forget-- the truck exactly
opposite the window.

Right.
Right.

Good luck.
Right.

Langsam.

( speaking German )

Langsam...

Halt! Halt, halt, halt!

Hey, hold it a minute,
Schultz, will you?

What are you doing here?

We're just trying

to string our
clothesline, that's all.

( muttering )

Now.

( loud pop )

( air hissing )

Jolly good show.

Proper coordination
of hand and eye

is what does it, mate.

A fine time to worry
about your laundry.

We must keep ourselves clean,
Schultz.

For once, you
could be dirty.

( yelling in German )

Kaput, Herr Major.

KLINK:
What is the matter?

Just a flat tire.

Have it repaired
in no time.

Herr Major, the spring is
completely sheared off.

The weight
of the gold, sir.

Fix it at once.

We will need new parts, sir.

There's a supply depot
in Hamilburg.

Schultz,
send a messenger at once

and give the Major
everything he requires.

Jawohl, Herr
Kommandant!

Danke, Colonel.

We'll leave the shipment
where it is

and guard the truck
while the repairs are being made.

Yes, sir. Now, if there is
anything else you need,

just call on me.

Heil Hitler.

Achtung!
Achtung!

We're all set down
below, Colonel. Any time.

Right, Kinch.

Schultz is headed this way.

All right.

Newkirk, LeBeau,
you know what to do.

Got the pills
right here, sir.

Good.

Schultz, come here.

Get inside!

We got a brilliant idea.

We need your help.

It's an absolute smasher.

Honest, when I think
about it, I choke up.

What, what, what, what,
what is it?

Look, Schultz,

all that gold
is sitting there,

and we don't do anything
about it.

What, what...?

What do you want me to do?

Grab a few samples.

Just one of those bars
is worth 50,000 marks.

Let's take three
of them, one each.

One for each of us?

50,000 marks?

Are you crazy?

A bit greedy, perhaps,
but not crazy.

Either go back
or I'll report you.

Trouble with you,
you've got no imagination.

You're a very small man.

They'll never miss it.

After all, the
gold was stolen

from the
Bank of France.

Not stolen, confis...

...cated.

Oh, confiscated.

Ja. You're so stupid.

Now go back into the barracks.

Schnell! Schnell!

Good night,
Schultz.

Halt!

( speaking German )

Ja. Danke.

Ja. Bitte.

( conversing in German )

Ja. Danke.

Ja.

Gut, ja?

Gut.

Gut? Gute Nacht.

Ja. Gute Nacht.

( speaks German )

All right, any moment now,
they're going to go beddy-bye.

We got to move fast.

Hey, not bad, not bad.

You might get away with it.

Might?!

Colonel, what happens
if we're challenged?

Blimey! We could get shot
for this, you know.

Frankly,
I hadn't considered that.

Well, you will give it some
thought, won't you?

If I come with the answer,
you'll be the first to know.

Well, that makes
me feel better.

All right, out you go.

Remember, open the door
of the truck

before you take the post.

Will do.

And you will keep
thinking, sir.

I will, I will.

Hey, it's that Kraut Major!

It ain't Gracie Fields.

Quick!

( speaking German )

Alles in Ordnung?

Ja, Herr Major.

Gut.

You did great.

If I had any sense,
I'd faint dead away.

I didn't know
you spoke German.

I didn't either, till
about a minute ago.

Let's go.

KINCH:
Don't get 'em mixed up.

The bricks you dip
in the gold,

and the gold you dip
in the red paint.

How's it going?

Well, everything's
right on schedule, Colonel.

This looks like
J. P. Morgan's playroom.

Colonel?
Yeah?

Bet you can't tell which
is real and which is fake.

Eenie, meenie,
miney-- money.

Uh-huh. This is the real one.
Pretty good, eh?

You native craftsmen
are amazing.

Hey, don't put
too much gold in that stuff.

You'll put us in a
higher tax bracket.

Bon voyage.

Wake up, Fritz,
wake up!

Was ist los?

You fell asleep
on duty.

Oh, terrible!
This is terrible!

Lucky an officer
didn't catch you.

Ja. Danke, Herr Oberst.
Danke, danke.

Anytime.

Ja.

Wake up, Dummkopf!

You fell asleep on duty.

Lucky for you an officer
didn't catch you.

Move!

So, as the sun sets
beyond the horizon,

we say "Farewell,
Major Kreiger."

Colonel, we're almost
out of gold.

What?!

Bricks.

Go draw some
from the bank.

The bank?

Bricks.

Oh.

And although Stalag 13 is known
for its iron discipline,

I must relax regulations
just long enough

to thank you for building
these fine steps.

( LeBeau cheering )

Now, the real credit
for this achievement

goes to Colonel Hogan.

In all fairness,
I must admit to you,

I wanted these steps
made out of wood,

but he insisted that
they be built out of brick,

and he was right.

And I know that they
will last forever.

Yes, Herr Commandant.

Believe me when I tell you,
these steps are as good as gold.

Are you suggesting
that the gold may be here?

This was the last stop
before the bank in Dusseldorf.

When the shipment was weighed,
it was light.

Some of the gold is missing.

Oh, that's terrible.

And unless it is found,
I will be missing.

So, I assure you,
I am going to look for it.

Sir, I resent
the implication

that there may be
thieves among us.

So do I.

Do I have your permission
to search

or must I take this matter
over your head

to General Burkhalter?

You may take this camp apart
building by building,

and if you find one ounce
of that gold...

...you may use this gun
to shoot me.

( clanks )

I may just take you
up on that, sir.

Hogan, he's going
to search.

This concerns you
and your men.

Aren't you coming?

If you don't mind,

I'd like to sit
this one out.

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