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[ Wling ]
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Who knew a flying rock covered in
Symbiote gunk could move this fast?
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I am Groot.
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Well, that's good news.
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Groot says this goop grenade's
heading straight for Spartax.
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My family is on Spartax, Rocket.
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How is being infested by vicious
ink creatures good news?
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I thought you hated
your dad, Quill.
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That doesn't mean I want my
sister and billions of people
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covered in feral,
rage-fueled Symbiotes!
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Agreed. It would be an
inappropriate form of vengeance.
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Drax the Destroyer
knows vengeance.
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And not much else.
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Okay, look.
Here's an idea.
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What say we warn my baby sis about
the space parasite fastball
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speeding toward her planet?
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Okay, you are not my baby sis.
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This is General Glogug.
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Empress Victoria
is not to be disturbed.
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Especially by you, Star-Lord.
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Really? Well, I think
she'd wanna know.
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About the Symbiote-infested
comet you're chasing?
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I assure you, we have that
situation well in hand.
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The comet will be destroyed
as soon as it is within range.
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We already tried that.
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If you blow up the comet, it'll just
rain down Symbiotes all over Spartax.
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No offense,
but the Spartax Imperial Fleet
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is far more sophisticated
than a single derelict ship
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manned by a ragtag band
of pseudo-pirates.
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Why do people always say "no offense"
right before they offend you?
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More importantly, how do we
get Victoria's attention now?
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We can't shout
in the vacuum of space.
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You're right, Gamora,
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so I'm gonna have to shout
a little louder.
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[grunts]
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I told the Star-Lord
you were engaged
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in a delicate military
operation and shooed him away.
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And that worked? My brother
is nothing if not persistent.
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[Quill screams, grunts]
[thud]
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Ohhh...
[glass squeaking]
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[Victoria sighs]
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Open hatch 5 before he drools
all over the windshield.
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Baby sis, look.
I knew you'd...
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Aah! Ow.
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What part of "delicate military
operation" did you not comprehend?
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Look, we were trying to warn you
not to blow up that comet.
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The comet you created by blowing up an
entire planet, if my intel is accurate?
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Well, does your "intel" mention
that comet is full of...
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Space parasites that turn people
into feral rage monsters.
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I know what Symbiotes are, Peter.
Okay, so you know then
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that the only things that even slow 'em down
are electricity, sound, and massive heat.
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Blowing up, not so much.
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If even a fragment of that
comet lands on Spartax...
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Empress, the comet's
nearly in range.
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What are your orders?
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Tell the fleet to fall back and
everyone aboard to abandon ship.
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Empress?
Say what now?
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That's an order, General.
[alarm blaring]
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[General Glogug over P.A.] All
personnel, evacuate the ship.
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This is not a drill.
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Okay, it's been awhile
since I've been on this ship,
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but aren't the escape pods
the other way?
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They are. Take one and evacuate.
I have an empire to save.
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So how do you save an empire
with no one else on the ship?
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By deliberately smashing
this ship into the comet.
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- Why are you still aboard?
- [laughs] I'm sorry.
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I thought you just said, "Smash
this ship into the comet."
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[engine revving]
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Wait. You're really gonna
smash this ship into the comet?
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Vicky, do not smash the ship
into the comet.
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You were right, Peter.
Blowing it up won't work.
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But the fuel on this ship
should bring enough massive heat
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to incinerate every last
Symbiote on that comet.
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What about the part where
we incinerate with it?
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Why do you think I ordered you
to abandon ship?
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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This is what a true leader does.
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They put the needs of their people
over their own petty survival.
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Well, it's kind of hard to lead from
the middle of a flaming inferno.
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[beeping]
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How about instead we graze
the comet on one side,
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while the Milano pulls on the
other side with a tractor beam?
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Look, we might be able to deflect it
away from Spartax and into the sun,
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like a bank shot in pool.
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Why would you shoot something
while swimming?
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It's an Earth thing.
Don't worry. I got this.
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- Quill, what's going on?
- Huh?
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Guys, execute Plan Bank Shot:
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Eight Ball in the Side Pocket.
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They actually
know what that means?
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Oh, yeah.
Another krutackin'
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stupid Quill plan
we never tried.
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- I will not do this untested.
- I...
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Sorry, sis,
but you gotta trust me.
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[grunting]
No, I don't!
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Aw, come on.
Just trust me a little.
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No.
Why not?
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Past experience.
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[both gasp]
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[soft mechanical whining]
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This stupid plan of yours
better work, Quill! [grunts]
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[Quill]
Why does nobody trust my plan?
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Yes! Told ya!
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Now let's get off this rock.
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Aw, krutack.
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Excellent. We've upgraded
from being a flaming inferno
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to being covered with Symbiotes!
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No wonder Father left you
with pirates.
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[Spartaxian officer] Imperial Fleet
in reach. Cannon locked on target.
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Sir, we're awaiting orders
from the empress,
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but her flagship
does not respond.
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Hmm?
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Then we must assume the worst.
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Quill, you alive
under that gunk?
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[static] Guys...
[unintelligible]
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I can hear you,
but I cannot understand you.
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That's nothing new.
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Vicky and I...
[continues unintelligible]
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Attention Spartax forces.
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Empress Victoria
and the Star-Lord
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have been overwhelmed
by Symbiotes.
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I am taking command
of this fleet.
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Prepare to destroy that comet.
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General, hold your fire.
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The Star-Lord and Empress
Victoria are still alive.
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Their flagship's
inside the comet.
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You'll forgive me
if I don't trust the word
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- of a daughter of Thanos.
- Ugh!
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Then trust the word
of Drax the Destroyer.
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That comet is no threat
to Spartax, General.
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It is heading
straight for your sun.
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I am Groot.
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If you won't take our word,
then at least give us
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the chance to save our friends.
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Or you could just
go down in history
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as the dimwit who blew up
your own empress and prince!
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Hmm? Fine.
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If you're going to prove me
wrong, then do it quickly.
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You heard the man.
Get a move on!
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[hissing, growling]
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[thudding]
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That should keep
the Symbiotes out.
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For now.
Don't worry, baby sis.
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If the blobs break through,
I'll be ready.
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As will I, big bro.
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[hissing, growling continue]
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I'm ready to make my last stand.
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Yeah, well, I'm not.
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And we may not have to.
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Symbiotes are vulnerable
to sound, remember?
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I don't think
they're gonna keel over
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just because of your bad taste
in music, brother.
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Never underestimate
the power of the Top 40.
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[button clicks] [over P.A.]
This is DJ Star-Lord
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with a special dedication
going out to Empress Victoria
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called "Get Off My Ship,
You Freaky Parasites."
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Classic rock over P.A...
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[screeching]
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[growling, hissing stop]
You actually did it.
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[distorted, stops]
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My tunes!
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[hissing, growling resumes]
I think we have bigger problems.
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[roaring]
Uhh...
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Hang on, baby sis. Peter, forgeto
rewind your primitive music player,
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and help me fight
these Symbiotes!
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[screeching]
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[grunting]
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Switch to lightning.
I got you covered.
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Oh!
[screeching]
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Maybe you should watch your own back
before you offer to watch mine.
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[hissing, growling]
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Sounds like more guests.
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Let's not be here
when they arrive.
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[hissing, growling continue]
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So you are a survivor.
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If those Symbiotes take us over,
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they could divert the ship
away from the sun.
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I will not let our sacrifice
be in vain.
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Nobody's sacrificing anything.
I'll think of something.
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Or my friends will.
You'll see.
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I am Groot.
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Of course it's moving.
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Duh! It's a comet.
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But comets do not
usually change course.
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Those Symbiotes must've taken
control of the ship.
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They're headed back
toward Spartax.
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Attention Guardians.
Clear the area immediately.
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I now have full authorization to destroy
the comet, regardless of who's aboard.
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What idiots authorized that?
[Supreme Intelligence] These idiots.
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General Glogug acts under the
authority of the Galactic Council.
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An invasion of Spartax could spell
disaster for the entire galaxy.
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We must not let that happen.
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Well, I ain't lettin'
no stuffed-shirt council
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blow up my friends! There
has to be another way.
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If there is,
the collective wisdom
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of the entire Kree race
fails to see it.
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General, you have your orders.
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The council has spoken,
Guardians.
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The millisecond that comet crosses
back into Spartax's orbital range,
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we will open fire.
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But until then, you can't
stop us from trying my plan.
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So, you actually got a plan?
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Not even 12% of one. You?
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Me?
[laughs]
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Coming up with stupid plans
is Quill's job.
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I am Groot?
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Pelt 'em with rotten fruit?
What kind of plan is that?
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A stupid one, per your request.
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot!
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Not bad, bud.
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If we yank the antennas
off that satellite,
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we can use them
just like lightning rods.
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Pull the juice
out of our engines,
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zap it into the rods, and boom!
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Bye-bye, Symbiotes.
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Bye-bye Quill
and Victoria too.
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Not if they flip their shields to
insulate the ship from the lightning.
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And who's gonna tell them?
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The Symbiotes are blocking
their comm links.
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But they cannot block
Drax the Destroyer.
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I will deliver
your instructions myself.
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Right. And all you gotta do
is fight your way
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through a thousand Symbiotes.
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I approve of this plan.
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Sarcasm is not a plan!
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But it is our only shot.
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I'll go with him.
I am Groot!
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Force Shield Generators.
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Huh. Now, that's a plan.
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[Rocket]
My Force Shield Generators
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will stop the inkblots
from bonding with ya.
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But it won't stop 'em
from grabbin', slashin',
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beatin', stabbin', and...
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[Gamora]
We get the picture, Rocket.
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Once you're inside,
we'll lose radio contact.
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Then you'll have exactly 15
minutes to flip those shields
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before we start zappin'.
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[growling]
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So here's my plan. We get to the
engine room, overload the engines,
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and let the electricity vaporize
the Symbiotes on the ship's hull.
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You know how to do that?
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I saw Rocket do something like it once.
How hard could it be, right?
244
00:13:01,634 --> 00:13:05,884
Hard enough that botching it could
get us both electrocuted, Peter.
245
00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:09,759
You were gonna ram us straight
into the sun! How is that better?
246
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:14,845
Because I didn't give in to my base
survival instincts. I'm not like Father!
247
00:13:14,892 --> 00:13:18,048
Wait. You did all this just
to prove you're not like Dad?
248
00:13:18,134 --> 00:13:20,696
J'Son taught me everything
I know about ruling,
249
00:13:20,829 --> 00:13:23,425
and then he betrayed us all
for his own selfish ends.
250
00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:27,126
I swore I'd never put myself above
the people I was born to protect,
251
00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:30,196
even if it means
risking my life.
252
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:32,681
But I never wanted it
to cost you yours.
253
00:13:32,837 --> 00:13:36,501
Well, for what it's worth, sis,
I think you're a great ruler.
254
00:13:36,704 --> 00:13:39,351
That's why I want you to stick around.
[hissing, growling]
255
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,649
[roars]
256
00:13:42,694 --> 00:13:43,958
[grunts]
257
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,226
[grunts]
258
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:54,060
[both grunting]
259
00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:58,946
Get to the engine
and start the overload!
260
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,631
Right!
261
00:14:01,462 --> 00:14:02,930
[beeping]
262
00:14:03,079 --> 00:14:04,510
Mm, mm...
263
00:14:05,069 --> 00:14:06,934
Mmm...
264
00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:09,737
Mmm...
265
00:14:11,548 --> 00:14:14,712
Peter, now!
[grunts]
266
00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:18,134
[screeching, roaring]
267
00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:23,579
Okay, I actually don't know
how to overload the engines.
268
00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:26,238
I just wanted to buy time for the
Guardians to come and save us.
269
00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:29,227
And maybe give you a teeny-weeny
bit of hope, you know?
270
00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:32,516
But they are not coming, and
for that, I'm sorry. [yells]
271
00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:34,852
Peter!
[grunting]
272
00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:47,564
[Drax] I believe the phrase
is "You are welcome."
273
00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:50,422
You really thought
we weren't coming?
274
00:14:52,245 --> 00:14:54,151
Ha! Of course I did.
275
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:56,566
Just making your entrance
more dramatic.
276
00:14:57,886 --> 00:15:00,683
Regardless of the level
of drama, we have a plan.
277
00:15:00,956 --> 00:15:02,573
You must turn
your ship's shields inward
278
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,613
while we electrify
the common surface.
279
00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:06,646
That I can do.
280
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,676
I am Groot!
281
00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:17,300
[Spartaxian officer] Cannons
charged to full capacity.
282
00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:19,552
Awaiting your orders, General.
283
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,905
Guardians of the Galaxy,
284
00:15:21,948 --> 00:15:24,949
the comet is approaching
Spartax orbital range.
285
00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:28,105
I suggest you get out
of the line of fire.
286
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:31,295
I was gonna suggest
you do the same thing, Gloggy,
287
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,714
'cause this is gonna be one
krutackin' huge light show!
288
00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:52,397
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- I am Groot!
289
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,843
[hissing, growling]
290
00:15:59,365 --> 00:16:02,294
Wait. I...
I just need a bigger zap!
291
00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:05,576
[beeping]
292
00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:08,534
A very entertaining light show,
Guardians,
293
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,881
but now it's our turn.
294
00:16:10,998 --> 00:16:13,063
Fire at will!
295
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,319
We are not entertained!
296
00:16:31,329 --> 00:16:32,702
I am Groot.
297
00:16:32,852 --> 00:16:34,298
!
I know those missiles
298
00:16:34,335 --> 00:16:37,009
are headed straight for Quill
and Victoria. [grunts]
299
00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:38,929
I am Groot.
300
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,812
I guess going over
the general's head
301
00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:43,369
and talking straight
to the council could work.
302
00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:47,751
Yo, Supreme Lack-of-Intelligence,
you seeing this?
303
00:16:47,821 --> 00:16:49,821
As a citizen
of this lousy galaxy,
304
00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:54,046
I demand your stupid council take back
its stupid vote right-stupid-now!
305
00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:55,860
I am Groot!
306
00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:59,350
Fortunately,
neither rodent nor shrubbery
307
00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:01,602
wield that authority.
308
00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:06,267
The vote was unanimous,
with only a single abstention.
309
00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:09,727
Abstention? Which one of you
krutackers didn't vote?
310
00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:12,735
I am Groot.
[thunderclap]
311
00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:20,270
The Prince of Asgard
votes with deeds, not words.
312
00:17:20,968 --> 00:17:22,605
[grunts]
313
00:17:29,762 --> 00:17:31,911
What in the galaxy...
314
00:17:33,181 --> 00:17:36,419
Eh, never mind.
I figured it out.
315
00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:40,325
Yo, Thor, a little help here?
316
00:17:40,505 --> 00:17:43,715
Fear not, small mammal.
[grunts]
317
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,809
I have bound my fate to you
Guardians before and I do so again.
318
00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:55,231
Great, 'cause I got just the job
for a guy who can hurl lightning.
319
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,801
You see that Symbiote-infested
comet over there?
320
00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:59,340
Verily.
321
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:02,411
- That mean yes?
- I am Groot.
322
00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:05,017
[yells]
323
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,856
[screeching]
324
00:18:18,045 --> 00:18:20,064
You think Rocket's plan worked?
325
00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:23,373
[automated male voice] Warning.
Radiation leak detected.
326
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:26,428
[alarm blaring] Spoken too soon.
That mist is toxic,
327
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,498
and I'm reading hull breaches
all over the ship.
328
00:18:28,638 --> 00:18:32,771
[Drax] Then it would be best to leave this
area for a more stable part of the ship.
329
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,197
We're not gonna make it.
I can shield us.
330
00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:38,400
[alarm continues blaring]
331
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:45,868
[alarm blaring]
332
00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:48,447
[automated female voice]
Force field activated.
333
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:52,463
Okay. No problem. We can still
figure a way out of this, sis.
334
00:18:52,768 --> 00:18:54,119
Sis?
335
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,205
Victoria!
336
00:18:57,869 --> 00:19:00,643
No!
[grunting]
337
00:19:01,502 --> 00:19:03,127
You can't go in there, Quill.
338
00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:05,236
See? She's trying
to seal the leak.
339
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:08,284
But no one could survive
the toxic mist.
340
00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:10,159
She knows that!
341
00:19:10,393 --> 00:19:13,620
Victoria, don't do this!
There's gotta be another way!
342
00:19:14,182 --> 00:19:16,666
Victoria? No!
343
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,685
[Victoria]
I know that.
344
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,962
That's why I got
these survival suits.
345
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,825
I thought... Okay. I thought
you did something stupid.
346
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,419
Relax.
That's still your job.
347
00:19:31,646 --> 00:19:33,716
Warriors of Spartax,
348
00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:36,482
cease this fruitless attack
in the name of honor,
349
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,044
Asgard,
and the Galactic Council!
350
00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,075
[General Glogug]
Stand down, Thor.
351
00:19:41,169 --> 00:19:43,146
We're going to bomb
that comet to dust,
352
00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:45,443
even if it means bombing
you with it.
353
00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:47,435
You do not represent
the council,
354
00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:50,677
this has nothing to do
with Asgard, and honor...
355
00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:54,216
Well, that's
just an old-fashioned word.
356
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,146
- [Victoria] Like "empress"?
- [gasps]
357
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:03,738
I, Victoria, Empress of
Spartax and all its people,
358
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:06,216
order this fleet to stand down.
359
00:20:06,474 --> 00:20:10,310
Whoever fires the next missile
will be a traitor to the empire
360
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,411
and dealt with as such.
361
00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:14,544
[stammering]
362
00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:17,958
Please forgive me for this
misunderstanding, Empress.
363
00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:21,450
I was only following protocol.
364
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:24,770
Somebody's gonna be looking
for a new job.
365
00:20:24,872 --> 00:20:28,036
You think I should hire pirates
and mercenaries instead?
366
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:30,458
Don't knock it till you try it.
367
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:35,767
[beeping] No sign of
Symbiotes on the surface.
368
00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:38,908
- I am Groot!
- Or below it.
369
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:42,931
Verily, Guardians.
Victory is yours this day.
370
00:20:43,861 --> 00:20:47,697
- So it does mean yes.
- I am Groot.
371
00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:49,665
Asgard awaits.
372
00:20:49,837 --> 00:20:51,697
Open the Bifrost, Heimdall!
373
00:20:51,806 --> 00:20:53,285
[thunderclap]
374
00:20:59,479 --> 00:21:01,118
I am Groot!
375
00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:04,893
I thought you were gonna
scan him for Symbiotes.
376
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,315
[grunting]
377
00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:11,815
What sorcery is this?
378
00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:20,744
Did Thor just...
379
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,470
Get taken over
by the killer alien goop?
380
00:21:23,571 --> 00:21:24,982
[groans]
381
00:21:25,688 --> 00:21:29,212
And now it's loose in Asgard!
382
00:21:29,262 --> 00:21:33,812
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