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[Quill]
You're a funny dude, Dad.
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I just about died laughing
when I heard you want me
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to help you steal
the Cosmic Seed.
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For the second time.
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I will not have
this outrageous slander
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in these chambers, Peter.
Guards!
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[grunting]
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This is an unmitigated act
of war with Asgard!
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There will only be peace
when we have wiped Spartax
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from the face of the galaxy!
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So, J'Son of Spartax
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plundered the Cosmic Seed
from Asgard?
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[Fandral] Yet somehow
he hid the deed
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from your all-seeing eyes,
Heimdall.
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The thief's cunning
is of little concern, Fandral.
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What matters is our retaliation.
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Agreed, Hogun. It shall
be swift and merciless.
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Perfect.
Did you say something, Loki?
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Oh, just that it's, um,
perfectly appalling
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how the Spartax king has
insulted our very honor.
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For that, the wrath of Asgard
shall descend upon his world.
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[Heimdall and Fandral]
For Asgard!
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Aye, brother Thor,
then let only the mightiest
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of Asgard's warriors carry out
this mission of justice.
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Our bold-hearted sister Angela,
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grim Hogun,
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dashing Fandral, and of course,
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Heimdall, the very eyes
and ears of Asgard.
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Bringing our trusted Sentry
into battle
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makes strategic sense.
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But who will protect the realm?
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Fear not, brother.
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I will hold down Asgard
in your absence.
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Then it is decided.
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Today, Spartax falls.
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As will you, dear brother.
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If all goes according to plan.
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[Rocket] Congrats, dummy.
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You just started the biggest war
in galactic history.
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And I'm gonna stop it.
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[groaning]
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Yeah, good luck
with that, Quill.
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[groaning]
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Come on. Ten more minutes, Ma.
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[snickering]
Now stick it up his nose.
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[both laughing]
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I am Groot.
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Cease this foolishness, Rocket.
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A punch to the stomach
is a much more
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effective means
of awakening Quill.
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[J'Son] Attention, brave warriors
and citizens of Spartax.
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[gasps] Wha... What?
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Or a speech from his dad,
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which is worse than a punch
to the stomach.
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[J'Son] Decades ago,
Asgard accused your king
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of stealing their Cosmic Seed,
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bringing our realms
to the brink of war.
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I refuted that charge
and have been striving
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for peace ever since.
[crowd murmuring]
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But the Asgardians
clearly want war
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and will cling to any excuse,
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no matter how feeble,
to wage it.
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So, let them come!
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And we will fight until every
last Asgardian has fallen!
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Every time he opens his mouth,
nothing but lies pour out.
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What kind of bottom-feeding
scum-sucker does that?
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[sighs]
Looked in the mirror lately?
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[Victoria] Guard, open the cell.
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Ah, Victoria.
Sis! You got my message.
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We so need...
[groaning] [grunting]
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How could you accuse
our father of being a thief
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in front
of the Galactic Council?
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What did you think would happen?
[groaning]
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What he always thinks'll happen,
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everybody cheerin' his name.
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Girls swooning at his feet.
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And a big dance number
at the end.
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And yet that has never happened.
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[strained voice]
Just hear me out.
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[choking, coughing]
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I've got proof that Thor's
brother stole the Cosmic Seed.
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But I thought J'Son
was to blame.
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Okay, technically
he did steal it first,
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but then Loki
snatched it from him,
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which makes my dad
totally innocent.
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Or at least not as guilty.
Sort of.
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Now I understand.
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Actually, I do not.
But that story annoys me
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and I have no desire to hear it again.
[groans]
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This "proof," show it to me.
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Okay, I don't have it
right this second,
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but I found a recording
on Dad's ship.
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The one we let fly off to who-knows-where
with your ex-girlfriends?
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As it happens,
I made a recording
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of the recording on my helmet.
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But it was confiscated before
I could play it for the Council.
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If Father knows the truth
and has the evidence,
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then why not use it
to prevent war?
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I am Groot.
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He's right.
Sounds like your pops
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wants to duke it out
with Asgard.
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[thunder cracking]
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Victoria, please. Let us out.
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If I'm wrong, then we're
the least of your problems.
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But if I'm right,
you'll be saving innocent lives.
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I don't have time for nonsense, Peter.
[grunting]
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Asgard is attacking
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and I need to defend my home.
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My people!
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Okay, good talk.
Let's do it again soon.
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Oh, wait, we can't
'cause we're doomed.
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Not as long as my baby sis
believes in me.
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A little something she tucked
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in my pocket on her way out.
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[mechanical beeping] Huh?
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[groans]
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[both grunting]
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[creaking]
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Who wants presents? I'm buyin'!
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This is not a shopping spree.
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We grab our gear,
get to the Milano,
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and bring the evidence
to Victoria.
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[groans] Do you ever get tired
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of suckin' the joy out of life?
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[Victoria] The enemy approaches.
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Hold fire until my command.
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[thunder rumbling]
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[Victoria] Is this some
bizarre Asgardian joke?
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A single open ship
and a handful of warriors
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to take on
an entire Spartax armada?
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Destroyer Armor.
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Attack!
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All Spartax forces,
regroup and return fire!
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For Asgard!
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[all shouting]
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[grunting]
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[screaming] [grunts]
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Ha-ha! [Grunts]
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[groans, gasps]
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[shouting] [screaming]
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Let's hope the Milano's still
in the hangar where we left it.
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Going somewhere, son?
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You can't stop us, old man.
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[gun charging]
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You disappoint me.
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Let me show you
the true power of Spartax.
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[grunts] [all groaning]
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[all coughing]
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Nice one, Dad.
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How come you never taught me
that trick?
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There's a lot
I never taught you.
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[groaning]
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You guys take the Mechs while
I deal with dear old Dad.
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[chuckles] I was afraid
you'd never ask. Whoa!
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Much as I'm lovin'
this father-son time,
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how 'bout we do something else?
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Like stop the Asgardians
from attacking your people?
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I didn't start this war,
that was your doing.
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But I will finish it.
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[both groaning]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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Well, that was fun.
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[grunts] [groans]
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Get to the Milano. I got this.
[groans]
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You really do have much to learn
about mastering the elements.
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Yeah? Well, Mom always said
I was a quick study.
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But hey, I wouldn't expect you
to know that.
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[groans]
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Not after bailing
on your wife and kid,
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never once looking back!
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Flying across the galaxy
to fight a war
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you started in the first place!
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[groaning, gasps]
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[groaning]
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You talk too much, son.
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Just like your mother. [Gasps]
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[screaming, groans]
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Beats me what
she ever saw in you.
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[Loki] Is anything
sweeter than finally
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claiming what
is rightfully yours?
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With all due respect, Lo...
[clears throat]
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My King, may I ask
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what happens when Thor returns?
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Sadly, my brother
won't be coming back.
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Ever.
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But fear not,
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for a glorious
new era is upon us.
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[grunts]
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The Son of Odin shall revel
in glorious victory this day.
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As shall his daughter! [Grunts]
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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As shall his loyal warriors!
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[gasps]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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[grunting] [groans]
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I expected more
from the Commander
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of the Spartax Royal Guard.
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Then "more" you shall receive.
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[both grunting]
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[laughing] Be sure to inform me
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when you are ready to begin.
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[grunts]
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You there, halt!
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Listen to me.
You can either fight us,
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or fight to defend
your home world.
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In my opinion, the latter
is more honorable.
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I am Groot. [Screaming]
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[chuckles]
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[groans] Show off.
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[groaning]
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[both grunting, groaning]
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[coughing]
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Enough of this, old man.
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Your kingdom's suffering
for no good reason.
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'Cause I've got proof
that Loki took the Cosmic Seed.
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[J'Son] Are you certain of that?
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[beeping]
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You deleted it?
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How could I delete something that
never existed in the first place?
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[panting]
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After all these years
of trying to keep the peace,
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you actually want this war? Why?
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Because this time
I know I can win.
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What do you mean "this time"?
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[groans]
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[groans]
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This is what we do, Peter.
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We're thieves, you and I.
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We take things,
by any means necessary.
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The Cosmic Seed, Asgard...
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How about my life?
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You took that when you hired
a space pirate to kidnap me.
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To raise you and shape you
into a worthy heir.
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Forget it. I am not gonna
be part of your lies!
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[screaming]
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Peter!
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You called, Dad?
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Just out of curiosity, Quill,
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when you let go of that ledge...
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What was your plan?
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After falling?
Didn't really have one.
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Good thing we were
trackin' the signal
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from your helmet. Otherwise...
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I am Groot.
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Yeah, thanks. I owe you one.
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You sound displeased.
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Are you not grateful
to be alive?
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Totally. It's just that
without the recording of Loki,
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we don't have a way
to stop this war.
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[Rocket] So why don't we just
cut our losses and leave?
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00:13:16,855 --> 00:13:18,415
Let Spartax and Asgard
slug it out.
260
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,867
Because I'm not like my dad.
261
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,062
I don't run out on family.
262
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:29,440
[grunting] [groaning]
263
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,577
Ah, this "game"
has grown tiresome.
264
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:34,054
[grunts]
265
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,919
Asgardian coward!
266
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,854
A true warrior
never runs from battle!
267
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:08,380
Bam! Big bro to the rescue.
268
00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:13,541
[Gamora] Great. Now
who's gonna rescue us?
269
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:22,852
The Destroyer Armor?
That's awesome!
270
00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:29,008
[all groaning]
271
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,027
I am the one true Destroyer!
272
00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:32,370
And I do not believe
that word "awesome"
273
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,772
means what you think it does.
274
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:36,083
Well, think again, D-Man.
275
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,992
The Armor records everything
it "sees," remember?
276
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:41,254
And we know we can use my helmet
to access its memory.
277
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:44,549
I am Groot.
278
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,285
So you think the Destroyer
recorded Loki
279
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,645
stealing the Cosmic Seed
back from your pops.
280
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,340
All we gotta do is retrieve
the recording. Easy.
281
00:14:52,376 --> 00:14:54,217
Groot, let's take a little ride.
282
00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:57,998
[Quill] Good luck, guys.
283
00:15:00,408 --> 00:15:02,025
Oh, and try to bring
my helmet back
284
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,300
in one piece, Rocket. Whoo-hoo!
285
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:07,480
[grunting]
286
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,445
Establishing uplink... now.
287
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,708
[Rocket gagging]
288
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:22,654
Your helmet smells like
human morning breath, Quill.
289
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,881
How come I gotta
access the info?
290
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,333
I'm gonna go and try
to talk some sense into Thor.
291
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:33,006
Right. I mean,
what could go wrong there?
292
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,918
[groans]
293
00:15:36,953 --> 00:15:39,904
Thor, you gotta
call off the attack.
294
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,582
Intruder. Yield, Heimdall.
295
00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:44,726
This whole war's a set-up
and I've got proof.
296
00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:47,553
Show it to me.
297
00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:50,056
Okay, I don't have it
like, right this second,
298
00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:51,357
but I will get it. Soon.
299
00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,530
I believe it's time to commence
300
00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,991
the next phase of my plan.
301
00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:04,746
Uh, this can't be good.
302
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,671
Hey! Where do you think
you're going, tin can?
303
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,739
[Thor] The Destroyer. There
must be a malfunction.
304
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,284
Good to know. I'd hate to think
that turning your own weapon
305
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,560
on your own ship
was part of the plan.
306
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,566
I got this!
307
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,296
Your weapon
is clearly inadequate.
308
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:47,880
Wait! My buddy's on that armor.
309
00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:49,582
[grunts] [screaming]
310
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:55,004
C'mon, load faster!
311
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,369
[gasps] Ahh!
312
00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:05,006
That small hairy creature,
he is one of yours.
313
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:06,666
You turned the Armor against us.
314
00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:08,601
No. No, not true.
315
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,228
The Guardians are
the enemies of Asgard
316
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:12,555
and must be destroyed.
[groaning]
317
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:13,856
No, you got it all wrong!
318
00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:15,572
[grunting] [groaning]
319
00:17:19,856 --> 00:17:21,739
[both grunting]
320
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,944
[grunting] Guessing this
isn't a social call.
321
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,454
[grunts]
322
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,635
I do not know what
they teach you on Asgard,
323
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:36,020
but uninvited guests
are never welcome!
324
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,250
Okay, think about it. If I
could control that hunka junk,
325
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:41,734
why would I want it to open fire
326
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,403
when I'm standing
right next to you?
327
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,671
Loki's the mastermind.
328
00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:47,799
He's giving the orders.
I've seen it before!
329
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,735
Aye, it does seem like something
330
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,704
the Prince of Lies would do.
331
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,741
And something a Spartaxian would do.
[groans]
332
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,277
Wait, wait, wait! I've
got an idea how to prove
333
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,672
I'm telling the truth.
Just hear me out.
334
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,246
No. No, no! [Shouting]
335
00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:14,034
[both groaning]
336
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,278
Quill! Noo!
337
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,074
[Fandral and Angela] Thor!
338
00:18:36,024 --> 00:18:41,602
[J'Son] Brave warriors of
Spartax, the enemy is faltering.
339
00:18:41,638 --> 00:18:45,648
Seize this moment
and victory shall be ours!
340
00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:48,117
Ho, ho. Now is that
really necessary, J'Son?
341
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,846
I warn you, Loki.
342
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,215
Blink wrong and you will
cease to exist.
343
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,509
First of all, "old friend,"
344
00:18:56,545 --> 00:19:01,681
it's All-Father Loki, ruler of
Asgard and the Nine Realms.
345
00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:03,892
And you need not worry,
346
00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:07,395
for I come seeking
an immediate ceasefire.
347
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:12,617
Conflict and bloodshed
will destroy both our kingdoms.
348
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:15,403
Peace is the only solution.
[crowd murmuring]
349
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,198
It is what my late brother Thor
would have wanted.
350
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:22,060
And if anyone is responsible
for this terrible war
351
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,512
between Asgard and Spartax
352
00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:26,605
and the loss of my only son,
353
00:19:26,641 --> 00:19:29,409
it is the so-called
Guardians of the Galaxy.
354
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:31,252
What did we do?
355
00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,287
Nothin'. That's what.
356
00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:35,423
And I got the goods to prove it.
357
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,400
See, I accessed
the Destroyer's archives
358
00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:39,360
for a little blast
from your past.
359
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,779
Sure, we all know
J'Son of Spartax
360
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,781
stole the Cosmic Seed
from Asgard.
361
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,550
But guess who stole it back?
362
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:54,650
Yeah, that's right, Prince of Lies.
Busted. [Crowd yelling]
363
00:19:54,686 --> 00:19:58,362
Yes. Bravo.
364
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,398
Well played.
365
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,766
But who cares?
366
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,611
I specifically orchestrated
a war to eliminate
367
00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:07,655
my brother and take over Asgard.
368
00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:10,150
Which I have done, so I hereby
369
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,660
pardon myself
for all wrongdoings.
370
00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:15,680
[Thor] Pity you have
no authority to do so.
371
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:18,782
[Drax] Quill, you are not dead?
[crowd cheering]
372
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,943
So, we took a dive
to make you admit the truth.
373
00:20:20,979 --> 00:20:23,746
My idea.
374
00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:26,249
I would never conceive
of such a devious plan.
375
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,525
But I cannot argue
with the results.
376
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,394
What can I say? It's a gift.
377
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,096
Take him into custody!
378
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,291
This is outrageous!
379
00:20:35,326 --> 00:20:38,561
Not only does Asgard owe us
an apology for this deception,
380
00:20:38,596 --> 00:20:43,015
but it must pay for the damage
caused to our kingdom!
381
00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:45,193
[crowd murmuring]
Not so fast there, Daddy-O.
382
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:48,045
After all these years of tryin'
to keep the peace,
383
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,497
you actually want this war?
384
00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:52,784
Why? Because this time
I know I can win.
385
00:20:56,031 --> 00:20:58,455
[groans] Do not test me, Father.
386
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,925
I will do what I have to.
387
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,044
I understand, my dear.
388
00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:04,954
And so must I.
389
00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:06,405
[beeps]
390
00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:08,732
[crowd murmuring]
391
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,551
[Thanos] J'Son of Spartax.
392
00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:16,223
Thanos? But how? Why?
393
00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:18,417
I told you I knew I could win.
394
00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:20,928
You summon Thanos.
395
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:24,123
Then Thanos will end all.
396
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:32,158
[laughing]
397
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,758
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