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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,144 --> 00:00:04,378 [Quill] You're a funny dude, Dad. 2 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,355 I just about died laughing when I heard you want me 3 00:00:06,390 --> 00:00:07,807 to help you steal the Cosmic Seed. 4 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,933 For the second time. 5 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,944 I will not have this outrageous slander 6 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,819 in these chambers, Peter. Guards! 7 00:00:19,971 --> 00:00:22,355 [grunting] 8 00:00:22,357 --> 00:00:25,799 This is an unmitigated act of war with Asgard! 9 00:00:25,835 --> 00:00:29,703 There will only be peace when we have wiped Spartax 10 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:31,272 from the face of the galaxy! 11 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:38,211 So, J'Son of Spartax 12 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,864 plundered the Cosmic Seed from Asgard? 13 00:00:40,899 --> 00:00:42,841 [Fandral] Yet somehow he hid the deed 14 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,586 from your all-seeing eyes, Heimdall. 15 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:48,114 The thief's cunning is of little concern, Fandral. 16 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,474 What matters is our retaliation. 17 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:53,852 Agreed, Hogun. It shall be swift and merciless. 18 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:57,914 Perfect. Did you say something, Loki? 19 00:00:57,950 --> 00:01:01,952 Oh, just that it's, um, perfectly appalling 20 00:01:01,987 --> 00:01:05,406 how the Spartax king has insulted our very honor. 21 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:10,469 For that, the wrath of Asgard shall descend upon his world. 22 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,630 [Heimdall and Fandral] For Asgard! 23 00:01:12,665 --> 00:01:15,149 Aye, brother Thor, then let only the mightiest 24 00:01:15,184 --> 00:01:19,912 of Asgard's warriors carry out this mission of justice. 25 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:22,006 Our bold-hearted sister Angela, 26 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,166 grim Hogun, 27 00:01:24,201 --> 00:01:26,985 dashing Fandral, and of course, 28 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:30,914 Heimdall, the very eyes and ears of Asgard. 29 00:01:30,949 --> 00:01:32,633 Bringing our trusted Sentry into battle 30 00:01:32,668 --> 00:01:34,809 makes strategic sense. 31 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,820 But who will protect the realm? 32 00:01:36,856 --> 00:01:39,849 Fear not, brother. 33 00:01:39,884 --> 00:01:43,277 I will hold down Asgard in your absence. 34 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,187 Then it is decided. 35 00:01:45,222 --> 00:01:48,299 Today, Spartax falls. 36 00:01:48,334 --> 00:01:51,576 As will you, dear brother. 37 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:55,647 If all goes according to plan. 38 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:56,866 [Rocket] Congrats, dummy. 39 00:01:56,901 --> 00:02:00,244 You just started the biggest war in galactic history. 40 00:02:00,279 --> 00:02:02,463 And I'm gonna stop it. 41 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:04,490 [groaning] 42 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:11,014 Yeah, good luck with that, Quill. 43 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,062 [groaning] 44 00:02:27,097 --> 00:02:29,990 Come on. Ten more minutes, Ma. 45 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:32,134 [snickering] Now stick it up his nose. 46 00:02:32,169 --> 00:02:33,702 [both laughing] 47 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,937 I am Groot. 48 00:02:35,973 --> 00:02:37,581 Cease this foolishness, Rocket. 49 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:39,207 A punch to the stomach is a much more 50 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,976 effective means of awakening Quill. 51 00:02:41,011 --> 00:02:42,819 [J'Son] Attention, brave warriors and citizens of Spartax. 52 00:02:42,855 --> 00:02:44,355 [gasps] Wha... What? 53 00:02:44,390 --> 00:02:46,390 Or a speech from his dad, 54 00:02:46,425 --> 00:02:47,750 which is worse than a punch to the stomach. 55 00:02:47,785 --> 00:02:51,011 [J'Son] Decades ago, Asgard accused your king 56 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:53,655 of stealing their Cosmic Seed, 57 00:02:53,691 --> 00:02:56,141 bringing our realms to the brink of war. 58 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:58,285 I refuted that charge and have been striving 59 00:02:58,321 --> 00:03:00,121 for peace ever since. [crowd murmuring] 60 00:03:00,156 --> 00:03:02,605 But the Asgardians clearly want war 61 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,700 and will cling to any excuse, 62 00:03:04,735 --> 00:03:06,284 no matter how feeble, to wage it. 63 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,787 So, let them come! 64 00:03:07,822 --> 00:03:11,557 And we will fight until every last Asgardian has fallen! 65 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:17,071 Every time he opens his mouth, nothing but lies pour out. 66 00:03:17,073 --> 00:03:19,890 What kind of bottom-feeding scum-sucker does that? 67 00:03:19,925 --> 00:03:22,275 [sighs] Looked in the mirror lately? 68 00:03:22,311 --> 00:03:23,751 [Victoria] Guard, open the cell. 69 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:28,590 Ah, Victoria. Sis! You got my message. 70 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:31,544 We so need... [groaning] [grunting] 71 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,253 How could you accuse our father of being a thief 72 00:03:33,288 --> 00:03:34,830 in front of the Galactic Council? 73 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:36,382 What did you think would happen? [groaning] 74 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,066 What he always thinks'll happen, 75 00:03:38,101 --> 00:03:39,785 everybody cheerin' his name. 76 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,537 Girls swooning at his feet. 77 00:03:41,572 --> 00:03:43,998 And a big dance number at the end. 78 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:45,699 And yet that has never happened. 79 00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:47,634 [strained voice] Just hear me out. 80 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,013 [choking, coughing] 81 00:03:51,048 --> 00:03:55,384 I've got proof that Thor's brother stole the Cosmic Seed. 82 00:03:55,419 --> 00:03:57,269 But I thought J'Son was to blame. 83 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,922 Okay, technically he did steal it first, 84 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:01,873 but then Loki snatched it from him, 85 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,435 which makes my dad totally innocent. 86 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:06,511 Or at least not as guilty. Sort of. 87 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:10,106 Now I understand. 88 00:04:10,142 --> 00:04:12,217 Actually, I do not. But that story annoys me 89 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,253 and I have no desire to hear it again. [groans] 90 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:18,040 This "proof," show it to me. 91 00:04:18,075 --> 00:04:20,551 Okay, I don't have it right this second, 92 00:04:20,586 --> 00:04:22,469 but I found a recording on Dad's ship. 93 00:04:22,505 --> 00:04:26,515 The one we let fly off to who-knows-where with your ex-girlfriends? 94 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:28,308 As it happens, I made a recording 95 00:04:28,343 --> 00:04:29,651 of the recording on my helmet. 96 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,022 But it was confiscated before I could play it for the Council. 97 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:35,874 If Father knows the truth and has the evidence, 98 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,400 then why not use it to prevent war? 99 00:04:37,436 --> 00:04:39,637 I am Groot. 100 00:04:39,672 --> 00:04:41,514 He's right. Sounds like your pops 101 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:42,964 wants to duke it out with Asgard. 102 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,659 [thunder cracking] 103 00:04:45,694 --> 00:04:48,537 Victoria, please. Let us out. 104 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,714 If I'm wrong, then we're the least of your problems. 105 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:53,209 But if I'm right, you'll be saving innocent lives. 106 00:04:53,244 --> 00:04:56,929 I don't have time for nonsense, Peter. [grunting] 107 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,555 Asgard is attacking 108 00:04:58,591 --> 00:04:59,890 and I need to defend my home. 109 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:00,958 My people! 110 00:05:03,295 --> 00:05:07,598 Okay, good talk. Let's do it again soon. 111 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:11,126 Oh, wait, we can't 'cause we're doomed. 112 00:05:11,162 --> 00:05:13,486 Not as long as my baby sis believes in me. 113 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,871 A little something she tucked 114 00:05:14,906 --> 00:05:17,457 in my pocket on her way out. 115 00:05:17,492 --> 00:05:19,532 [mechanical beeping] Huh? 116 00:05:19,829 --> 00:05:20,853 [groans] 117 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:24,998 [both grunting] 118 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,608 [creaking] 119 00:05:29,638 --> 00:05:33,156 Who wants presents? I'm buyin'! 120 00:05:33,192 --> 00:05:35,417 This is not a shopping spree. 121 00:05:35,452 --> 00:05:36,935 We grab our gear, get to the Milano, 122 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,578 and bring the evidence to Victoria. 123 00:05:38,614 --> 00:05:40,747 [groans] Do you ever get tired 124 00:05:40,783 --> 00:05:42,999 of suckin' the joy out of life? 125 00:05:43,035 --> 00:05:45,110 [Victoria] The enemy approaches. 126 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,920 Hold fire until my command. 127 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,810 [thunder rumbling] 128 00:05:52,845 --> 00:05:57,922 [Victoria] Is this some bizarre Asgardian joke? 129 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,208 A single open ship and a handful of warriors 130 00:06:00,243 --> 00:06:02,770 to take on an entire Spartax armada? 131 00:06:02,805 --> 00:06:04,771 Destroyer Armor. 132 00:06:10,254 --> 00:06:11,820 Attack! 133 00:06:19,605 --> 00:06:22,331 All Spartax forces, regroup and return fire! 134 00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:26,043 For Asgard! 135 00:06:26,078 --> 00:06:28,962 [all shouting] 136 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,883 [grunting] 137 00:06:34,386 --> 00:06:36,346 [screaming] [grunts] 138 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:38,972 Ha-ha! [Grunts] 139 00:06:41,385 --> 00:06:43,302 [groans, gasps] 140 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:45,679 [shouting] [screaming] 141 00:06:45,714 --> 00:06:48,357 Let's hope the Milano's still in the hangar where we left it. 142 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:51,693 Going somewhere, son? 143 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,930 You can't stop us, old man. 144 00:06:57,359 --> 00:06:59,434 [gun charging] 145 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:01,745 You disappoint me. 146 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:04,080 Let me show you the true power of Spartax. 147 00:07:04,116 --> 00:07:05,716 [grunts] [all groaning] 148 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:10,420 [all coughing] 149 00:07:14,293 --> 00:07:16,426 Nice one, Dad. 150 00:07:16,461 --> 00:07:18,053 How come you never taught me that trick? 151 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,369 There's a lot I never taught you. 152 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,599 [groaning] 153 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:29,430 You guys take the Mechs while I deal with dear old Dad. 154 00:07:29,466 --> 00:07:31,942 [chuckles] I was afraid you'd never ask. Whoa! 155 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,491 Much as I'm lovin' this father-son time, 156 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:40,534 how 'bout we do something else? 157 00:07:40,569 --> 00:07:44,737 Like stop the Asgardians from attacking your people? 158 00:07:44,773 --> 00:07:46,798 I didn't start this war, that was your doing. 159 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:47,958 But I will finish it. 160 00:07:47,993 --> 00:07:49,334 [both groaning] 161 00:07:55,818 --> 00:07:56,898 [groans] 162 00:07:58,195 --> 00:07:59,619 [sighs] 163 00:07:59,655 --> 00:08:02,281 Well, that was fun. 164 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,566 [grunts] [groans] 165 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:05,900 Get to the Milano. I got this. [groans] 166 00:08:05,936 --> 00:08:10,197 You really do have much to learn about mastering the elements. 167 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:12,566 Yeah? Well, Mom always said I was a quick study. 168 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:20,440 But hey, I wouldn't expect you to know that. 169 00:08:20,475 --> 00:08:23,285 [groans] 170 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,295 Not after bailing on your wife and kid, 171 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,430 never once looking back! 172 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,408 Flying across the galaxy to fight a war 173 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,923 you started in the first place! 174 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:34,396 [groaning, gasps] 175 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,224 [groaning] 176 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:39,726 You talk too much, son. 177 00:08:39,761 --> 00:08:42,654 Just like your mother. [Gasps] 178 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,557 [screaming, groans] 179 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,518 Beats me what she ever saw in you. 180 00:08:48,553 --> 00:08:51,755 [Loki] Is anything sweeter than finally 181 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:55,066 claiming what is rightfully yours? 182 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,769 With all due respect, Lo... [clears throat] 183 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,088 My King, may I ask 184 00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:03,041 what happens when Thor returns? 185 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,861 Sadly, my brother won't be coming back. 186 00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:08,455 Ever. 187 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,398 But fear not, 188 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:13,710 for a glorious new era is upon us. 189 00:09:31,629 --> 00:09:32,854 [grunts] 190 00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:41,363 The Son of Odin shall revel in glorious victory this day. 191 00:09:43,074 --> 00:09:45,200 As shall his daughter! [Grunts] 192 00:09:46,436 --> 00:09:47,436 [gasps] 193 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,689 [grunts] 194 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,982 As shall his loyal warriors! 195 00:09:53,018 --> 00:09:54,267 [gasps] 196 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,336 [grunting] 197 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,799 [groans] 198 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,636 [grunting] 199 00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:11,434 [shouts] 200 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,147 [grunting] [groans] 201 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,467 I expected more from the Commander 202 00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:21,903 of the Spartax Royal Guard. 203 00:10:21,939 --> 00:10:23,572 Then "more" you shall receive. 204 00:10:23,607 --> 00:10:26,674 [both grunting] 205 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,611 [laughing] Be sure to inform me 206 00:10:29,646 --> 00:10:31,437 when you are ready to begin. 207 00:10:31,473 --> 00:10:33,165 [grunts] 208 00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:37,678 You there, halt! 209 00:10:37,713 --> 00:10:40,622 Listen to me. You can either fight us, 210 00:10:40,657 --> 00:10:43,325 or fight to defend your home world. 211 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,680 In my opinion, the latter is more honorable. 212 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,642 I am Groot. [Screaming] 213 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,738 [chuckles] 214 00:10:56,773 --> 00:10:58,293 [groans] Show off. 215 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,196 [groaning] 216 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:14,310 [both grunting, groaning] 217 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,378 [coughing] 218 00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:22,823 Enough of this, old man. 219 00:11:22,858 --> 00:11:24,174 Your kingdom's suffering for no good reason. 220 00:11:24,209 --> 00:11:27,853 'Cause I've got proof that Loki took the Cosmic Seed. 221 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,071 [J'Son] Are you certain of that? 222 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,473 [beeping] 223 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:33,575 You deleted it? 224 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,930 How could I delete something that never existed in the first place? 225 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,464 [groans] 226 00:11:40,341 --> 00:11:42,434 [grunts] 227 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,586 [groans] 228 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,915 [panting] 229 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,400 After all these years of trying to keep the peace, 230 00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:53,236 you actually want this war? Why? 231 00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:55,881 Because this time I know I can win. 232 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,082 What do you mean "this time"? 233 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,542 [groans] 234 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,101 [groans] 235 00:12:10,714 --> 00:12:12,714 This is what we do, Peter. 236 00:12:12,749 --> 00:12:14,699 We're thieves, you and I. 237 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:17,219 We take things, by any means necessary. 238 00:12:17,254 --> 00:12:19,087 The Cosmic Seed, Asgard... 239 00:12:19,123 --> 00:12:20,547 How about my life? 240 00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:24,217 You took that when you hired a space pirate to kidnap me. 241 00:12:24,252 --> 00:12:27,754 To raise you and shape you into a worthy heir. 242 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,240 Forget it. I am not gonna be part of your lies! 243 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,745 [screaming] 244 00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:39,374 Peter! 245 00:12:42,487 --> 00:12:43,837 You called, Dad? 246 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,511 Just out of curiosity, Quill, 247 00:12:51,547 --> 00:12:52,946 when you let go of that ledge... 248 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,822 What was your plan? 249 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,317 After falling? Didn't really have one. 250 00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:58,977 Good thing we were trackin' the signal 251 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:00,528 from your helmet. Otherwise... 252 00:13:00,564 --> 00:13:02,705 I am Groot. 253 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,501 Yeah, thanks. I owe you one. 254 00:13:05,944 --> 00:13:08,061 You sound displeased. 255 00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:09,279 Are you not grateful to be alive? 256 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:12,582 Totally. It's just that without the recording of Loki, 257 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,608 we don't have a way to stop this war. 258 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:16,820 [Rocket] So why don't we just cut our losses and leave? 259 00:13:16,855 --> 00:13:18,415 Let Spartax and Asgard slug it out. 260 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,867 Because I'm not like my dad. 261 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,062 I don't run out on family. 262 00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:29,440 [grunting] [groaning] 263 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,577 Ah, this "game" has grown tiresome. 264 00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:34,054 [grunts] 265 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,919 Asgardian coward! 266 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,854 A true warrior never runs from battle! 267 00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:08,380 Bam! Big bro to the rescue. 268 00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:13,541 [Gamora] Great. Now who's gonna rescue us? 269 00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:22,852 The Destroyer Armor? That's awesome! 270 00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:29,008 [all groaning] 271 00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:31,027 I am the one true Destroyer! 272 00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:32,370 And I do not believe that word "awesome" 273 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,772 means what you think it does. 274 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:36,083 Well, think again, D-Man. 275 00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,992 The Armor records everything it "sees," remember? 276 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:41,254 And we know we can use my helmet to access its memory. 277 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:44,549 I am Groot. 278 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,285 So you think the Destroyer recorded Loki 279 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,645 stealing the Cosmic Seed back from your pops. 280 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,340 All we gotta do is retrieve the recording. Easy. 281 00:14:52,376 --> 00:14:54,217 Groot, let's take a little ride. 282 00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:57,998 [Quill] Good luck, guys. 283 00:15:00,408 --> 00:15:02,025 Oh, and try to bring my helmet back 284 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,300 in one piece, Rocket. Whoo-hoo! 285 00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:07,480 [grunting] 286 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,445 Establishing uplink... now. 287 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,708 [Rocket gagging] 288 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:22,654 Your helmet smells like human morning breath, Quill. 289 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,881 How come I gotta access the info? 290 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,333 I'm gonna go and try to talk some sense into Thor. 291 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:33,006 Right. I mean, what could go wrong there? 292 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,918 [groans] 293 00:15:36,953 --> 00:15:39,904 Thor, you gotta call off the attack. 294 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,582 Intruder. Yield, Heimdall. 295 00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:44,726 This whole war's a set-up and I've got proof. 296 00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:47,553 Show it to me. 297 00:15:47,589 --> 00:15:50,056 Okay, I don't have it like, right this second, 298 00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:51,357 but I will get it. Soon. 299 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,530 I believe it's time to commence 300 00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,991 the next phase of my plan. 301 00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:04,746 Uh, this can't be good. 302 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,671 Hey! Where do you think you're going, tin can? 303 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,739 [Thor] The Destroyer. There must be a malfunction. 304 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,284 Good to know. I'd hate to think that turning your own weapon 305 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,560 on your own ship was part of the plan. 306 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,566 I got this! 307 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,296 Your weapon is clearly inadequate. 308 00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:47,880 Wait! My buddy's on that armor. 309 00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:49,582 [grunts] [screaming] 310 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:55,004 C'mon, load faster! 311 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,369 [gasps] Ahh! 312 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:05,006 That small hairy creature, he is one of yours. 313 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:06,666 You turned the Armor against us. 314 00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:08,601 No. No, not true. 315 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,228 The Guardians are the enemies of Asgard 316 00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:12,555 and must be destroyed. [groaning] 317 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:13,856 No, you got it all wrong! 318 00:17:13,892 --> 00:17:15,572 [grunting] [groaning] 319 00:17:19,856 --> 00:17:21,739 [both grunting] 320 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,944 [grunting] Guessing this isn't a social call. 321 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,454 [grunts] 322 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,635 I do not know what they teach you on Asgard, 323 00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:36,020 but uninvited guests are never welcome! 324 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,250 Okay, think about it. If I could control that hunka junk, 325 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:41,734 why would I want it to open fire 326 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,403 when I'm standing right next to you? 327 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,671 Loki's the mastermind. 328 00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:47,799 He's giving the orders. I've seen it before! 329 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,735 Aye, it does seem like something 330 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,704 the Prince of Lies would do. 331 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,741 And something a Spartaxian would do. [groans] 332 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,277 Wait, wait, wait! I've got an idea how to prove 333 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,672 I'm telling the truth. Just hear me out. 334 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,246 No. No, no! [Shouting] 335 00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:14,034 [both groaning] 336 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,278 Quill! Noo! 337 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,074 [Fandral and Angela] Thor! 338 00:18:36,024 --> 00:18:41,602 [J'Son] Brave warriors of Spartax, the enemy is faltering. 339 00:18:41,638 --> 00:18:45,648 Seize this moment and victory shall be ours! 340 00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:48,117 Ho, ho. Now is that really necessary, J'Son? 341 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,846 I warn you, Loki. 342 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,215 Blink wrong and you will cease to exist. 343 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,509 First of all, "old friend," 344 00:18:56,545 --> 00:19:01,681 it's All-Father Loki, ruler of Asgard and the Nine Realms. 345 00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:03,892 And you need not worry, 346 00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:07,395 for I come seeking an immediate ceasefire. 347 00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:12,617 Conflict and bloodshed will destroy both our kingdoms. 348 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:15,403 Peace is the only solution. [crowd murmuring] 349 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,198 It is what my late brother Thor would have wanted. 350 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:22,060 And if anyone is responsible for this terrible war 351 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,512 between Asgard and Spartax 352 00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:26,605 and the loss of my only son, 353 00:19:26,641 --> 00:19:29,409 it is the so-called Guardians of the Galaxy. 354 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:31,252 What did we do? 355 00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,287 Nothin'. That's what. 356 00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:35,423 And I got the goods to prove it. 357 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,400 See, I accessed the Destroyer's archives 358 00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:39,360 for a little blast from your past. 359 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,779 Sure, we all know J'Son of Spartax 360 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,781 stole the Cosmic Seed from Asgard. 361 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,550 But guess who stole it back? 362 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:54,650 Yeah, that's right, Prince of Lies. Busted. [Crowd yelling] 363 00:19:54,686 --> 00:19:58,362 Yes. Bravo. 364 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,398 Well played. 365 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,766 But who cares? 366 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,611 I specifically orchestrated a war to eliminate 367 00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:07,655 my brother and take over Asgard. 368 00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:10,150 Which I have done, so I hereby 369 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,660 pardon myself for all wrongdoings. 370 00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:15,680 [Thor] Pity you have no authority to do so. 371 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:18,782 [Drax] Quill, you are not dead? [crowd cheering] 372 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,943 So, we took a dive to make you admit the truth. 373 00:20:20,979 --> 00:20:23,746 My idea. 374 00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:26,249 I would never conceive of such a devious plan. 375 00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,525 But I cannot argue with the results. 376 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,394 What can I say? It's a gift. 377 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,096 Take him into custody! 378 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,291 This is outrageous! 379 00:20:35,326 --> 00:20:38,561 Not only does Asgard owe us an apology for this deception, 380 00:20:38,596 --> 00:20:43,015 but it must pay for the damage caused to our kingdom! 381 00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:45,193 [crowd murmuring] Not so fast there, Daddy-O. 382 00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:48,045 After all these years of tryin' to keep the peace, 383 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,497 you actually want this war? 384 00:20:49,532 --> 00:20:52,784 Why? Because this time I know I can win. 385 00:20:56,031 --> 00:20:58,455 [groans] Do not test me, Father. 386 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,925 I will do what I have to. 387 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,044 I understand, my dear. 388 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:04,954 And so must I. 389 00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:06,405 [beeps] 390 00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:08,732 [crowd murmuring] 391 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,551 [Thanos] J'Son of Spartax. 392 00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:16,223 Thanos? But how? Why? 393 00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:18,417 I told you I knew I could win. 394 00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:20,928 You summon Thanos. 395 00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:24,123 Then Thanos will end all. 396 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:32,158 [laughing] 397 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,758 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28324

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