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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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I know.
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Well, hang in there, honey, okay?
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Okay, bye-bye. [Phone beeps]
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I thought you were going to shave.
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What, are you kidding?
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I waited my whole life for
mutton chops to come back.
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These bad boys aren't going anywhere.
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I just got off the phone with Gabe.
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Apparently Gabe Junior
is quite a challenge.
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He even referred to him
as "The Devil Child".
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What goes around comes around, huh?
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- Woo! Up top.
- [Laughs]
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Mom, Toby's not talking to me.
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- Toby, talk to Charlie.
- No way.
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- Toby...
- Hey, dad, chops are looking good.
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Oh, thanks, pal.
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You know, it took five tries, but I
finally got a kid to be nice to me.
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Toby's been giving me the
silent treatment for two days.
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- What'd you do?
- Nothing!
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Well, okay. [Sighs]
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I told some girl that he liked her.
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It's funny how, whenever
you say "nothing,"
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it's always followed by something.
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- What does that mean?
- Nothing.
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Well, what am I going to do about Toby?
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You know, I think that Teddy went through
something like this with Gabe once.
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Do you think she did
a video diary about it?
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I think she did a video
diary about everything.
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[Phone rings]
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Hey, Gabe.
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Hi. Gabe Junior.
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You did what? You tied
your daddy to a chair?
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Honey, listen to me
very carefully, okay?
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Do you know how to work a camera phone?
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Great.
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[Rock music playing]
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there,
baby, there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love
who you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Computer, bring up
Teddy's video diaries.
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- [Beeping]
- Female voice: Accessing files.
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Cross reference "silent treatment".
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Hey, Charlie.
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Well, crazy week for the Duncan family.
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This is going to be a long one, so
you might want to get comfortable.
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Anyway, it all started a few days ago.
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[Chuckling] Oh!
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Charlie, it's so sweet
you're playing with Toby.
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You're a really good big sister.
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No, I'm not.
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What do you mean?
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I got in trouble. This is my punishment.
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Well, you're still...
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A sister. [Doorbell rings]
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- Hi, Lauren.
- Hi, Teddy. Is Gabe here?
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Uh, no. Do you want me
to give him a message?
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Yeah, could you tell him
I need to talk to him?
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It's about our relationship.
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Oh. Okay.
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Um, I'll have him call you.
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No, I really need to do this in person.
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All right.
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Thanks.
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- Uh oh.
- What's wrong?
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Well, usually when a girl says she
needs to talk about the relationship,
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it means she doesn't
like the boy anymore.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
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Meanwhile, there was some trouble
brewing in the neighborhood.
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We've got a problem.
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Well, come on in, Debbie.
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I came outside this morning
to find that some hooligan
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had rubbed soap all over my car windows.
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So I guess what I'm asking is...
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Where was Gabe last night?
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All right, it wasn't Gabe. He's
too old for that kind of stuff.
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No, besides, soap was never his thing.
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Eggs, water balloons, toilet paper...
that's really where he excelled.
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Well, whoever it was,
we need to catch him.
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Almost everyone on the block's
been hit by the mad soaper.
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You know what we need? We
need a neighborhood watch.
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Okay, so why don't we get
everybody together tonight?
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- We can do it here.
- Ooh, could I cater it?
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I've got some new ideas for
appetizers. I could wrap bacon around...
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Ooh, that sounds good.
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I'll go spread the word.
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Oh!
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My car got soaped.
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Where was Abe last night?
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It's Gabe.
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So... he's got a partner now, huh?
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[Door opens]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, Gabe, Lauren stopped by.
She wants you to come over.
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- Oh, okay.
- Wait, hold on.
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Um, she said that she wants to
talk to you about your relationship.
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Hmm, okay.
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Hold on.
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Come sit with your
sister. We need to talk.
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- All right...
- [Sighs]
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He said, slightly creeped out.
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Look, do you know what it
means when a girl says that
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she wants to talk to you
about the relationship?
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That... she wants to talk
about the relationship?
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No! Girls never say what they mean.
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So...
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- Are you saying what you mean right now?
- Gabe... just...
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Listen to me, okay?
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Most of the time when a girl says...
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That she wants to talk
about the relationship.
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It means...
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Well, that she doesn't
want it to continue.
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You mean, she's going to dump me?
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I kind of think so.
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Oh, man.
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I thought everything was going great.
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Guys always think that.
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I can't believe I finally get a
girlfriend, and now she's going to dump me.
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I mean, I could be wrong.
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No, somebody who's been dumped as
many times as you knows the drill.
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- I can't believe this.
- Look, I know it's hard.
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But what does having a
girlfriend even mean at your age?
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All you guys do is go to the
movies and play video games.
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Great, so I'm devastated and
my relationship was meaningless.
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Come here.
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I know it hurts.
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Do you want to cry?
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I didn't until you started hugging me.
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Welcome, everybody, to
the first-ever meeting
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of the Edgewood Drive
neighborhood watch.
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Objection!
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I think it should be called the
"Edgewood Drive neighborhood patrol".
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Sounds more official.
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Are we going to get T-shirts?
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And we're off to a great start.
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- Car's all clean, Mr. Doogan.
- Ah, thanks, Tommy.
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We've got to catch
whoever's soaping our cars.
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Yep, but first, we should
give 'em a nickname.
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Oh, I know... how
about "the mad soaper"?
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Wonder where she got that one.
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Is that all we're talking about?
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Because I park in my garage.
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Okay, but you care about
the rest of us, right?
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[Laughs]
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You people crack me up.
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- I'm out of here.
- Oh... uh...
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Before you go, Mrs. Dabney, crab puff?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Oh! Uh...
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I've got cats.
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Well, hope those kitty cats
enjoy the crab at $14 a pound.
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I have an idea.
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Go ahead, Mrs. Dobbs.
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I say we break into teams of two and
patrol the neighborhood after dark.
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What do you think, Bert?
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Well, I think that's a great idea.
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I'd like someone young
who can stay up late.
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I'll take him.
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I'm just here catering.
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You're either with us
or you're against us.
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Oh! Hi, Gabe. You want to come in?
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Uh, no. I want to do this out here.
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Do what?
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I'm breaking up with you.
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How does that feel?
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Bad.
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Good, that's what I was going for.
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But I thought things were going so well.
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Really? All we do is play
video games and go to movies.
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I thought you liked
doing that stuff with me.
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Oh, please.
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"Hey, wait till you get to level two".
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I was faking it.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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What are you talking about? You
were going to break up with me.
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Where did you get that idea?
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You said you wanted to talk about our
relationship, I know what that means.
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I wanted to update my status
to "in a relationship".
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I was just going to ask
if you were okay with that.
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But now I don't have to bother.
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Teddy!
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You ruined my life!
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Yeah yeah, what'd I do now?
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No, not you. I meant Teddy.
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Oh! Proceed.
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You destroyed my relationship.
I am never talking to you again.
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Get involved in a
14-year-old's romance?
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Yep.
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- Was that a good idea?
- Nope.
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Well, Charlie, I thought I'd
given Gabe some good advice.
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But boy, was I ever wrong.
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Gabe was really mad.
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And he was serious
about not talking to me.
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Hey, Gabe.
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He's not talking to you.
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Gabe, I've apologized like five times.
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I don't know what else to do.
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[Stammers] Come on!
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What do you want me to do?
Curl up in a hole and die?
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He says, "that's fine".
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Man, just say something.
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At least make fun of my outfit. Come on.
I wore this just to get a rise out of you.
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I can't say that.
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Ah, that's funny.
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- What did he say?
- I forgot.
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Well, here I am.
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Dobbs.
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Welcome to neighborhood
watch command central.
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You mean your porch?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Let's get some eyes on the street.
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Wow. Sure is dark tonight.
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Might help if you
take the lens caps off.
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Oh! Hey. [Laughs]
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Thanks, partner.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah, he's out there.
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I can feel it in my bones.
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Watch a lot of cop shows, do you?
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10-4.
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Hey, you know something, Mrs. Dobbs?
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You and I have never really had a chance
to sit down and get to know each other.
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- [Chuckles]
- Tell me about yourself.
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Well, I'm a widow.
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I don't like to stay up late.
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And this bench is uncomfortable.
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Good night.
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[Jazz music playing]
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It's a nice car, Bert.
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I especially like the seat warmers.
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Oh. Those are on?
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Good. I thought I was
having a hot flash.
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Nope. Your buns are just like mine.
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Warm and toasty.
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And now let's talk about anything else.
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You know, being out on patrol like this
reminds me of my days in the service.
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- You were in the Army?
- No! The Postal Service.
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You're listening to KDOZ.
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KDOZ, mellow music for mellow people.
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We put the Z's in easy listening.
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You mind if I change the station?
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Only if you can find a better one.
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There is no better one.
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Think we should drive around a bit?
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Seems like a lot of trouble.
261
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You're right.
262
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Let's let the crime come to us.
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Mmm.
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So, Deputy Doug lets
you use his patrol car?
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Deputy Doug doesn't
know anything about this.
266
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He's away for the weekend.
267
00:14:33,589 --> 00:14:38,113
- What if he finds out?
- Just more money for the swear jar.
268
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I gotta say, it's kind of exciting
riding around in a police car.
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Oh.
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Must be fun for you to
sit up front for a change.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I'm just guessing you've
been arrested before.
273
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Because of your attitude.
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00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,961
Okay, you know what? That
is highly offensive, Debbie.
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I have not been arrested.
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I was simply asked if I'd
like to take a ride downtown.
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[Doorbell rings]
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- Hi.
- Hello, neighbor.
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- Well, you're in a good mood.
- Of course I am.
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Gabe and Lauren are broken up.
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The Devil Child is gone.
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This house is clean.
283
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:36,369
Uh, look. The thing is, Gabe and
Lauren broke up because of me.
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Give Mama a hug!
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Can I talk to Lauren?
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Lauren?
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My favorite neighbor wants to see you.
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[Squeals]
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Oh when the saints go marching in.
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Oh when the saints go marching in.
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Hey, Lauren. Can we talk?
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Sure.
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Um...
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Listen...
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Gabe breaking up with
you was all my fault.
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I told him that you were gonna dump him,
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and so to avoid getting
hurt, he dumped you first.
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- Why would you tell him that?
- I was helping.
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- Was that a good idea?
- No.
300
00:16:17,024 --> 00:16:22,033
And so ever since you broke
up, Gabe's been devastated.
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Do you think you could
give him another chance?
302
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:27,275
- Will you stay out of it?
- Absolutely.
303
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Then... yes.
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Oh, when the saints,
oh, when the saints.
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Go marching in, go marching in.
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Oh when the saints go marching in.
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00:16:36,397 --> 00:16:40,276
You know what? Don't tell her
until tomorrow, let her have tonight.
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When the saints go marching in.
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- Man. Somebody got soaped.
- Whose car is this?
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[Gasps]
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Mom? Mrs. Dooley?
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You're the ones that have
been soaping the windows?
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Hey, Bert, wake up. We caught them.
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You didn't catch anything.
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You fell asleep in your car,
and that hooligan struck again.
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00:17:10,331 --> 00:17:13,233
It's MJ's fault. He
was supposed to stay up.
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00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:16,051
In this thing? Man, I don't know
how you stay up when you drive.
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Who says I do?
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- You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
- Completely irresponsible.
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00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,803
Hey, check it out. A police car
rolling backward down the street.
321
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Oh! Smoking biscuits!
322
00:17:27,942 --> 00:17:31,422
I forgot to set the brake!
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00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:40,327
Hey. You guys are back together.
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Oh, happy ending.
325
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Oh, come on.
326
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,822
You're still not talking to me?
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Guys, everything is fixed.
328
00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:05,632
Actually, we decided it would be better
for our relationship to not talk to you.
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00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:09,423
Besides, you've got bigger problems.
330
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You!
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Okay.
332
00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:25,205
So, last night's neighborhood
watch didn't go so well.
333
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My car got soaped.
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My rose bushes got run
over by a police car.
335
00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:37,648
Well, that will forever
remain a mystery, I guess.
336
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:41,421
- Here are your keys, Mr. Doogan.
- Oh, thanks, Tommy.
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You're the only good thing
about this whole disaster.
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- See you, everybody.
- Not so fast, Tommy.
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00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,980
Neighbors, I think I
just cracked this case.
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[All gasp]
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It's so simple a fool could solve it.
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And I did.
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Who is the one person who's
benefited from all this?
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The one who gets paid every
time the cars get soaped.
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That's right.
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The mad soaper is...
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Little Tommy Dixon!
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[All gasp]
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Actually, it was me.
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That was my next guess.
351
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Mrs. Dobbs?
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My stakeout partner?
Did not see this coming.
353
00:19:23,326 --> 00:19:28,042
I came up with the whole scheme because
I wanted to spend time with Bert Doogan.
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00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,762
[All gasp]
355
00:19:29,763 --> 00:19:32,205
I was hoping I could
go on patrol with him.
356
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:34,629
It would have worked too
if it hadn't been for PJ.
357
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:37,390
No no, it's DJ.
358
00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:42,798
It should have been me
napping in the car with Bert.
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00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,568
So what do you think, Bert?
360
00:19:44,569 --> 00:19:47,509
You and Mrs. Dobbs?
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00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:51,062
Can you cook?
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00:19:51,063 --> 00:19:52,259
Yes.
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00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:55,320
Okay. We're together.
364
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,298
Well. That's it then.
365
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Crime's been solved.
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I guess there's really
only one thing left to say.
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Neighborhood watch... one.
368
00:20:06,311 --> 00:20:09,371
Criminal scum... zero.
369
00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:12,888
How long you been sitting on that one?
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Two days.
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00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,373
_.
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00:20:23,895 --> 00:20:28,607
Anyway, Charlie, I'm really glad that
Gabe and Lauren are back together.
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00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:32,628
But he's still not talking to me.
374
00:20:33,077 --> 00:20:37,504
Wait a minute. I just remembered, there's
one thing that always works on Gabe Duncan.
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Ever since he was a little kid.
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Tickling.
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Tickling.
378
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,251
Why didn't I think of that?
379
00:20:47,252 --> 00:20:49,472
Oh, Toby?
380
00:20:54,455 --> 00:20:55,589
So...
381
00:20:55,590 --> 00:21:01,230
I guess now that he's 14,
tickling game is a bad idea.
382
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:08,568
I really have to watch
these things to the very end.
383
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,635
It's not over until she says...
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Good luck, Charlie.
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- Hi.
- Who are you?
386
00:21:23,393 --> 00:21:25,133
I'm you in the future.
387
00:21:25,134 --> 00:21:26,923
I've come back in a time machine.
388
00:21:26,924 --> 00:21:28,844
Okay.
389
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:32,107
So, what do you think?
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00:21:32,108 --> 00:21:33,421
You're pretty.
391
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,146
Aren't we?
392
00:21:35,147 --> 00:21:37,018
Anything you want to ask me?
393
00:21:37,019 --> 00:21:39,512
Did Toby move in with grandma?
394
00:21:39,513 --> 00:21:42,288
Still working on it.
395
00:21:42,289 --> 00:21:43,890
What's Gabe doing?
396
00:21:43,891 --> 00:21:46,351
Eight to 10.
397
00:21:47,018 --> 00:21:48,568
What about mom?
398
00:21:48,569 --> 00:21:49,635
What about mom?
399
00:21:49,636 --> 00:21:52,260
Does it get any easier?
400
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:53,506
[Sighs]
401
00:21:53,507 --> 00:21:55,479
I could lie and give you hope.
402
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,082
But no.
403
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,478
So what do you want?
404
00:21:58,479 --> 00:22:01,481
Nothing. I just wanted to
try out my new time machine.
405
00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:04,060
I'm off to go see some
dinosaurs. Want to come?
406
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,981
Okay.
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