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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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(Video game noises)
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Ga... Gabe?
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I asked you to take
your clothes upstairs.
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Yeah, I said I would.
I just didn't say when.
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I don't get you sometimes, you know?
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I wash your clothes. I dry them.
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I fold them. I put them in the basket.
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All I ask is that you
take them upstairs.
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I see what's going on here.
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Somebody needs a pat on the back.
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Hey, you're doing great, mom.
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Clothes upstairs now.
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- (Cellphone rings)
- Oh. Hold that thought.
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Hello. Oh, hey, Lauren.
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Yeah, how's it going? Oh,
no, I'm not doing anything.
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Don't forget to take your...
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Yeah, so what's up?
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Yeah, sure you're cute now.
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One day you'll disappoint me too.
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(Rock music playing)
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Hey! Want to hear some exciting news?
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Emmett and I are apartment
sitting for the guy upstairs.
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We're taking care of his pet rats.
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And the exciting part is...?
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Somebody trusts me and Emmett.
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With rats.
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Live rats.
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Wait, so you guys aren't going
to be in your apartment tonight?
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That's right. Why?
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Well, I was kind of thinking
about having a slumber party.
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See, tonight would be my
anniversary with Spencer.
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But rather than sit around and mope,
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I was thinking I should
have some fun with my girls.
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And you want me to bring the rats
over to liven up the festivities?
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Actually I was hoping I could have
the slumber party at your apartment.
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- Oh, sure. No problem.
- Thanks.
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You know, we could do it here, it's
just there's so many people around.
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- Mom?
- That's the people I'm talking about.
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Unbelievable!
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Unbelievable!
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- Charlie, look at this.
- I can't read, daddy.
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I'm sorry. Look, this is an ad...
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For a new extermination company.
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Vern Hardy, formerly
of Bob's Bugs-Be-Gone...
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Has opened Vern's
Vermin-Be-Vanquished.
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Unbelievable.
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(Phone rings)
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(Chuckles)
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Hi, Vern. Hey, what's new?
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Yeah. No no no no. I do
accept your resignation.
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Hey, this is how you repay me for 12
years of work, by stabbing me in the back?
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You...
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I know killing bugs is an ugly business.
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- I taught you that!
- (Phone beeps)
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(Sighs)
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Now what am I gonna do?
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Get someone else.
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You know what? For someone who
can't read, you're pretty smart.
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Thanks for this, P.J. you know,
tonight I just want to have fun...
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And not even think about you-know-who
and the fact that it's our you-know-what.
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No problem.
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Hey, you know, I think the
last time you were here,
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was when I made that French
dinner for you and Spencer.
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Also known as you-know-who.
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- That was for your anniversary, wasn't it?
- And there's the you-know-what.
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- What were you going to show me?
- Okay, first thing...
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Don't touch the D.V.R. I'm recording a
Yacky the Duck Marathon. Very important.
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Also, plumbing can be tricky.
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Don't use the kitchen sink and the toilet
at the same time. Bad things will happen.
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- Okay.
- Really bad things.
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- This one time Emmett was...
- I don't need to know.
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Okay, uh... you're welcome
to anything in the fridge.
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There's not much in
there. Just a banana.
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Oh! Actually, don't touch
the banana. That's Emmett's.
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Got it. Anything else?
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Uh, let's see... Yacky, plumbing,
banana... nope. We're good.
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Thank you.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Hey, Lauren, come on in.
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Hi, Mrs. Duncan.
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Hi. You must be Charlie.
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Who are you?
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I'm Lauren. I'm Mrs.
Dabney's granddaughter.
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But you seem nice.
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We're all baffled.
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(Chuckles)
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Whoa. Whoa. Laundry
basket almost took me down.
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What is that doing there?
I will be right back.
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So sorry.
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- Did you see that?
- Unbelievable.
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Thank you, Lauren.
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You know, with five kids, I don't
always notice what needs to be put away.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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It's really funny.
Yeah, there's probably,
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stuff lying all over
this house making a mess.
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Stuff right here in this room.
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- See anything?
- Um, I don't know.
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The video games are
kind of messy, I guess.
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- Huh.
- Okay, I'm back.
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Gabe, Lauren and I were just talking.
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What was it you were saying
about the video games?
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That they were messy?
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Messy, yes, that's
the word that you used.
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Oh. (Chuckles) That's my bad.
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That's his bad. (Laughs)
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(Whispers) You're welcome here
any time, Lauren. Any time at all.
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Come in.
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Hi, I'm Beau Landry.
I'm here about the job.
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- Bob Duncan.
- It's a pleasure to meet you, Sir.
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- Have a seat.
- Here's my resume.
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(Mumbles, sighs)
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Well, looks like you just moved here.
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Yes Sir, from Hollow Rock, Tennessee.
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- So why'd you leave?
- You ever been to Hollow Rock, Tennessee?
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- So what brought you to Denver?
- The bus.
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Naw, I'm just messing with you. (Laughs)
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My Aunt lives in Denver, so I
figure while I'm staying with her...
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I might as well check it out, look for
a job, make some money, save for college.
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(Sighs)
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Well, Beau, you seem like
a great kid, but you just...
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You don't have any
experience in the field.
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Well, I can't argue that, but
I really want this job, Sir.
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Ever since I was little, it's been
my dream to be an exterminator.
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- Really?
- Naw, I'm just messing with you again.
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(Chuckles)
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I actually just want a job.
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Okay, well, that's good enough for me.
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- You're hired.
- Really?
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No, just messing with you.
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This is gonna be so much fun.
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Too bad Ivy's too sick to be here.
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Yeah. She is sick, right? Because sometimes
I get the feeling she doesn't like me.
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- Why would you say that?
- She told me she doesn't like me.
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She told me that too.
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Oh, Ivy doesn't like you either?
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No, she told me she doesn't like you.
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Moving past Ivy to the fun part...
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Okay, have you guys seen Jackson?
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The new boy at school?
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He is c-u-t-e...
cute!
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I talked to him at lunch, but I
couldn't tell if he was interested.
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How do you know if a boy likes you?
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I have so many questions
about boys, like,
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why are they so mean?
Why are they so stupid?
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Why don't I have one?
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Guys, can we please just
not talk about boys tonight?
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I'm sorry, it's just
kind of a sore subject.
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You're right, Teddy. I'm sorry.
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(P.J. knocks)
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- Hello, can I come in?
- Ooh! That sounds like a boy!
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(Voice breaks) Come on in.
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It's not a boy. It's just my brother.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, just double-checking
you're not using the D.V.R.
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Oh, and Emmett wants his banana.
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Hey, P.J., can I ask you a question?
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Sorry, Teddy, this is
gonna be about boys.
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Go ahead.
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Okay, how does a girl
know if a boy likes her?
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Oh, that's easy. It's the way he
looks at you when you first meet.
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It seems like time stops and you're
the only two people in the world.
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- Oh!
- I want that.
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I had that.
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Oh, hey, that reminds me...
happy anniversary, sis.
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Really?
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What? I didn't say Spencer's name.
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Oh, dang it!
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If you came over to borrow
something, I'm out of it.
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Good afternoon to you too.
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Actually, I was wondering
if Lauren could come over.
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How come you're asking and not Gabe?
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What's going on, Amy?
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Does something have to be going on,
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for me to pay a visit to my
friend and neighbor Mrs. Dabney?
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Yes.
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Yeah, okay, I'm not buying it either.
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Okay, here's the deal...
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I cannot get Gabe to do his chores.
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But whenever Lauren
asks him to do something,
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he does it, so can I
borrow her for a while?
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Why would I let you take advantage
of my precious granddaughter?
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Because...
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Maybe there's something in it for you.
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Evil is a two-way street.
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Evil? I'm listening.
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You could use Gabe to get
Lauren to do her chores.
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Ooh.
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I thought you'd like it.
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So, for instance,
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if Gabe were to tell Lauren that he was
embarrassed about our dirty windows...
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She might do something about it.
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Gabe's always had a thing
about clean windows...
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Ever since he was a baby.
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You should come over more often.
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Aw.
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Look at this place.
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It's hard to believe an apartment
in our building can look this great.
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Right? I mean, he has
everything we don't...
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Nice furniture, cool art, rats.
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What are the rats' names again?
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Peanut Butter and Jelly.
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- Wow.
- (Rustling)
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Look at Jelly run around
the cage. Man, he's fast.
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I bet Peanut Butter's faster.
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Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
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Both: Rat race!
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This may be our greatest race ever.
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- Certainly our weirdest.
- (Laughs)
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- Are you ready?
- Ready.
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On your mark, get set...
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- Go.
- (Squeaking)
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- What are they doing?
- Guys, the path is clearly marked.
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- Where they go? Oh no.
- No no no no no.
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- No no no no. No no no no.
- (Whimpering) No no.
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- Oh oh oh oh!
- What? What?
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- Oh, I got Jelly.
- Where's Peanut Butter?
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Well, he's not at the
finish line, so winner!
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(Squeaking)
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(Screaming)
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(All scream)
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Wait! Why are we screaming?
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- (Squeaking continues)
- (Screaming continues)
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How did a rat get in here anyway?
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- Well, there it is!
- (Girls screaming)
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Why are you screaming? Is
there a problem with the D.V.R.?
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There's a rat in here!
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- Both: Yes!
- Woo!
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- Peanut Butter.
- P.J.: Come here, Peanut Butter.
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- Okay, Peanut Butter.
- Come here.
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00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:49,870
- I'm Emmett.
- I'm Vonnie.
246
00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:53,651
- P.J.: Emmett!
- Sorry, sorry.
247
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,776
(Whispers) Did you see that?
248
00:12:55,777 --> 00:12:58,348
He just gave me the look!
249
00:12:58,349 --> 00:13:02,750
You don't want the look
from Emmett. Believe me.
250
00:13:02,751 --> 00:13:04,885
Okay, now where was the
last place you saw the rat?
251
00:13:04,886 --> 00:13:05,795
Right there.
252
00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:08,456
Well, he's not there
now, so we know he moved.
253
00:13:08,457 --> 00:13:12,443
That's the kind of thinking
that comes with the look.
254
00:13:12,444 --> 00:13:15,067
- We need a plan to catch this rat.
- Okay, I think I got one.
255
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:17,300
You go upstairs, grab all
the cheese you can find,
256
00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:19,093
crackers too, and you
bring 'em down here.
257
00:13:19,094 --> 00:13:22,300
After we've had our after-breakfast snack,
we'll think of ways to catch that rat.
258
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,401
Got it.
259
00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:33,781
Good morning, Sir. Beau
Landry ready for work.
260
00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:36,201
I'm sorry. I guess I
didn't make myself clear.
261
00:13:36,202 --> 00:13:38,616
You didn't get the job.
262
00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:44,517
Sir, if I didn't get the job,
then why am I wearing this shirt?
263
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:47,018
I don't know why.
264
00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:51,535
Mr. Duncan, I'm a hard
worker and I'm reliable.
265
00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:53,901
If you give me a chance,
you won't be disappointed.
266
00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:56,670
Beau, come on. Look, I... (Sighs)
267
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:59,225
I really need someone with experience.
268
00:13:59,226 --> 00:14:02,292
Well, this is already my second day.
269
00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:06,036
Come on, there must've been someone
that gave you your first big break.
270
00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:07,617
(Sighs)
271
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:09,007
(Chuckles) Well...
272
00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:11,109
There was old man Witherspoon.
273
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:13,311
Yeah, there's a story.
274
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:15,899
- I don't suppose you'd want to hear it.
- I'd love to.
275
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,791
Really?
276
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:21,629
You want to hear one of my bug
stories? That's never happened before.
277
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,550
(Phone ringing)
278
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,626
You hang on.
279
00:14:25,627 --> 00:14:27,166
- Hello.
- Teddy: Dad, there was a rat!
280
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,027
- Oh, hi, Teddy.
- A rat in PJ's apartment!
281
00:14:29,028 --> 00:14:31,645
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
What? All right, all right.
282
00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:34,127
I'll be right over.
283
00:14:34,128 --> 00:14:36,287
Well, I guess it's your lucky day.
284
00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:38,644
I'm gonna give you a shot.
We've got a rat situation.
285
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:42,472
- I'm hired?
- We'll just see how the first job goes.
286
00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:44,552
Oh! Hey, you know what? On the way over,
287
00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,417
I'll tell you the old
man Witherspoon story.
288
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,060
Now I kinda have the job, so...
289
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:53,961
Oh, no no no no no. You said you'd
listen. There's no take-backs.
290
00:14:57,221 --> 00:15:00,039
These are really dirty. Seems like
they haven't been washed forever.
291
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,245
Actually, it was November
1st, two years ago.
292
00:15:03,246 --> 00:15:05,621
(Laughs) That's pretty specific.
293
00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:09,146
I used to egg her
windows every Halloween.
294
00:15:09,147 --> 00:15:12,455
Sweet memories. Sweet memories.
295
00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:15,458
- So is this clean enough for you?
- I guess. Who cares?
296
00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:17,755
You care. You have a
thing about clean windows.
297
00:15:17,756 --> 00:15:20,696
I don't have a thing
about clean anything.
298
00:15:20,697 --> 00:15:24,243
That's not what your
mom told my grandma.
299
00:15:24,244 --> 00:15:28,444
My mom and Mrs. Dabney were together?
300
00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:32,977
And now we're washing windows?
301
00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:36,730
- Yeah, so?
- We're being played!
302
00:15:36,731 --> 00:15:40,450
Mrs. Dabney I can
see, but my own mother?
303
00:15:40,451 --> 00:15:44,111
Actually, I can see that too.
304
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,203
Amy, you are a genius.
305
00:15:50,204 --> 00:15:53,983
I think next week Lauren's gonna
point out that my garden needs weeding.
306
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:59,835
And I have a feeling Gabe is gonna
think my laundry room needs repainting.
307
00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:03,465
He does have an eye for that.
308
00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:06,526
(Both laughing evilly)
309
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:11,547
Wow. Your evil laugh is
a lot better than mine.
310
00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:15,508
I've been doing it a lot longer.
311
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:18,421
They're laughing now, but
we'll see who's laughing later.
312
00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:20,051
So what are we gonna do?
313
00:16:20,052 --> 00:16:25,952
I don't know yet, but whatever it
is, it's gonna end in evil laughing.
314
00:16:27,397 --> 00:16:29,877
I swear Emmett gave me the look.
315
00:16:29,878 --> 00:16:31,901
Oh! And we're back to that.
316
00:16:31,902 --> 00:16:34,670
Oh, and I gave the look back to him.
317
00:16:34,671 --> 00:16:38,331
Ha! We're so getting married.
318
00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:40,476
He didn't give you the look.
319
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,234
He looked at you.
320
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,288
There's a difference.
321
00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:48,021
I guess somebody doesn't
want to be a bridesmaid.
322
00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:50,722
I don't either.
323
00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:55,542
Okay, cavalry is here.
324
00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:58,888
Girls, maybe you should
wait in the bathroom.
325
00:16:58,889 --> 00:17:00,396
Well, what if the rat's in there?
326
00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:02,805
Then they'll scream and
we'll know where the rat is.
327
00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:06,526
- What?
- Uh, nothing. Nothing.
328
00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,940
- Ready to go.
- Who's this?
329
00:17:10,941 --> 00:17:13,154
This is Beau, giving
him a little try-out.
330
00:17:13,155 --> 00:17:14,710
- Beau, this is my son, P.J.
- Hey.
331
00:17:14,711 --> 00:17:16,015
(Trap rattles)
332
00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:18,905
Oh whoa. No no no traps.
Dad, you can't kill this rat.
333
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,991
Well, then what did you
call an exterminator for?
334
00:17:20,992 --> 00:17:23,418
Oh, I thought you were a
pest control specialist.
335
00:17:23,419 --> 00:17:28,035
I stopped saying that years
ago. Who was I kidding?
336
00:17:28,036 --> 00:17:31,086
- Why can't we use the traps?
- Because he's a pet.
337
00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:33,018
His name's Peanut Butter.
338
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,459
Someone trusted me with
him and then I raced him...
339
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:39,280
Like I always do.
340
00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:41,837
Do you happen to have
any real peanut butter?
341
00:17:41,838 --> 00:17:43,369
Well, yeah, why?
342
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:49,270
Well, I figure if his name's Peanut
Butter, maybe he likes peanut butter.
343
00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:51,096
(Bob chuckles)
344
00:17:51,097 --> 00:17:53,398
Dad is this gonna work?
345
00:17:53,399 --> 00:17:55,637
No, of course not.
346
00:17:55,638 --> 00:17:59,488
But you know what? This is good,
because we all learn from trial and...
347
00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:03,209
- There he is!
- (P.J. Gasps)
348
00:18:07,464 --> 00:18:08,961
- There you go.
- Oh, thank you.
349
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:13,522
Oh, Peanut Butter,
you had me so worried.
350
00:18:13,604 --> 00:18:16,784
Not bad, kid. Not bad.
351
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,437
You know what? Welcome aboard.
352
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,332
All right. (Chuckles)
353
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,661
Hey, girls, you can come out now.
354
00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:29,032
Oh, hey, Beau, this
is Vonnie and Kelsey...
355
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:32,459
- Both: Hi.
- And that's my daughter Teddy.
356
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:35,640
(Angelic chorus singing)
357
00:18:41,936 --> 00:18:43,484
Hi.
358
00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:45,345
Hey.
359
00:18:45,489 --> 00:18:48,669
Now that was the look.
360
00:18:56,159 --> 00:18:59,253
Hey, what are you doing here? I thought
you were getting together with Lauren.
361
00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,038
Oh, we broke up.
362
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,277
What?! Wha... what happened?
363
00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:08,518
She's nice and all. It's just
she started getting all bossy.
364
00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:12,395
Kept asking me to do chores and stuff.
365
00:19:12,396 --> 00:19:15,911
Gabe, this is all my fault.
366
00:19:15,912 --> 00:19:17,069
What?
367
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,409
Okay, look, Mrs. Dabney and I,
368
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:22,774
used you and Lauren to get each
other to do things around the house.
369
00:19:22,775 --> 00:19:24,246
How could you do that?!
370
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:27,974
Well, it was more Mrs. Dabney than me.
371
00:19:27,975 --> 00:19:30,176
I can't believe you ruined
my first relationship.
372
00:19:30,177 --> 00:19:32,381
I feel terrible. I... I just...
373
00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:36,597
Is there anything I can do, anything
at all to make you feel better?
374
00:19:36,598 --> 00:19:37,963
(Sighs)
375
00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:40,157
I... I could eat.
376
00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:42,358
Okay, I'll make you a sandwich.
377
00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:44,159
Eh.
378
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:47,162
You know what might help?
379
00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:49,018
Lasagna...
380
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:51,624
From... from the nice Italian place.
381
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,402
That's all the way across town.
382
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:58,383
- My first relationship, mom.
- I'm leaving now.
383
00:20:00,236 --> 00:20:02,980
- (Sighs)
- (Door opens, closes)
384
00:20:02,981 --> 00:20:05,021
(Rings)
385
00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:07,248
- Hey.
- Hey, how's it working over there?
386
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,468
Hang on.
387
00:20:08,469 --> 00:20:14,169
Here you go, honey. Grandma's
so sorry for what she did.
388
00:20:14,574 --> 00:20:17,634
Working like a charm.
389
00:20:21,735 --> 00:20:23,803
Hey Charlie, so...
390
00:20:23,804 --> 00:20:27,601
Today's life lesson is about sleepovers.
391
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:31,422
As in don't have them at PJ's apartment.
392
00:20:31,423 --> 00:20:33,033
Wait, what am I saying?
393
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:36,059
When you're my age,
PJ's gonna be, like, 30.
394
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:40,228
He can't still be living
with Emmett, can he?
395
00:20:40,229 --> 00:20:42,989
My advice stands.
396
00:20:44,566 --> 00:20:48,826
In other news, dad hired a new guy...
397
00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:51,474
Beau. And...
398
00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:54,741
I met him and...
399
00:20:55,766 --> 00:20:59,286
That's all I wanna say about that.
400
00:20:59,287 --> 00:21:01,123
Hey, honey, have you seen Gabe?
401
00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:04,049
I made him one of those fruit
smoothies he loves so much.
402
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:07,510
Oh, I think he went
somewhere with Lauren.
403
00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:09,599
With Lauren?
404
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,211
They're still together?
405
00:21:12,212 --> 00:21:15,684
I mean, they were holding hands.
406
00:21:15,685 --> 00:21:19,088
You know what goes well with a smoothie?
407
00:21:19,089 --> 00:21:21,189
Revenge.
408
00:21:24,561 --> 00:21:29,601
Well, Gabe's gonna need
some good luck, Charlie.
409
00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:37,780
Hey! So what's the big emergency?
410
00:21:37,781 --> 00:21:42,746
I was taking care of my neighbors
bird and as usual I lost him.
411
00:21:42,747 --> 00:21:44,387
Well, so, what do you need me for?
412
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:47,136
Remember how we used peanut
butter to catch Peanut Butter?
413
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:49,185
I think the same thing
might work with the bird.
414
00:21:49,186 --> 00:21:52,250
- What's the birds name?
- Bob.
415
00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:53,873
That's ridiculous!
416
00:21:53,874 --> 00:21:56,845
I think his given name is Robert.
417
00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:59,670
- Makes sense to me.
- That's not what I meant.
418
00:21:59,671 --> 00:22:02,350
Will you please just
go stand by the window?
419
00:22:02,351 --> 00:22:04,271
Fine.
420
00:22:05,545 --> 00:22:09,055
But I'm telling you,
this isn't going to work.
421
00:22:09,056 --> 00:22:11,816
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
422
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,411
Thanks dad.
423
00:22:16,412 --> 00:22:20,312
It's the wrong bird, but thanks.
424
00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:24,277
Oh, there you are. Hi Bob.
425
00:22:24,278 --> 00:22:30,178
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