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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Ooh, he's so adorable. It
makes me want to have another...
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All: No!
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Family photo taken.
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Oh.
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Okay, guys, listen up.
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If you could describe me in
one word, what would it be?
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Just say the first thing
that comes to your mind.
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- Go.
- Spirited.
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- Annoying.
- Pushy.
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Sausage.
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Dad, what does that mean?
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That I want more sausa...
what are we talking about?
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What's with all the questions?
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Oh, it's for my college applications.
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I'm working on the most
important part of all...
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The personal essay.
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So I have to write it based
on one of these topics.
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A single page. It could
determine my entire future.
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500 words that sum up the
essence of Teddy Duncan.
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- Long-winded.
- Boring.
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Sausage.
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Well, I still haven't got my sausage.
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Okay, topic number two.
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Who is the most influential
person in your life?
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Hello?
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Mom, why are you doing that?
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Oh, I'm sorry, would
you prefer ta-da or,
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ding, ding, ding, or
you're looking at her?
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How about not gonna happen?
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( Rock music playing )
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Hey, guys, check this out.
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A.V.M. is coming to Colorado.
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Hey, that's great, dad.
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What's A.V.M.?
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Teddy, how many times
have we talked about this?
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No follow-up questions.
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A.V.M. stands for animal,
vegetable, mineral...
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One of the greatest bands of the '80s.
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They were a little bit punk, a
little bit metal, a little bit glam.
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I'm a little bit bored.
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And I scored two tickets.
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So who wants to come with me?
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Oh dad, I'd love to, but I have
to work on my College Essay.
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Oh yeah, and you know I probably should
start mine too, it's only four years away.
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You know what? You guys have
no idea what you're missing.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, PJ.
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- Oh, hey, dad's in the kitchen.
- ( Shushing )
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If PJ wants to go into the kitchen,
let him go into the kitchen.
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Mm.
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- I feel so dirty.
- It gets easier.
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Really?
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( Doorbell rings )
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- Are you Gabe Duncan?
- That depends. Who are you?
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My name's Devon.
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Are you gonna serve me with papers?
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No. I go to your old
school, Lincoln Elementary.
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It's an honor to meet you,
Sir. Your pranks are legendary.
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- It's Devon, you say?
- That's right.
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Come on in, Devon.
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I can't believe it's really you.
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You know people still talk about
the great toilet paper caper.
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Uh-huh, one of my proudest moments.
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You know I made the Principal cry.
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You can't put a price on that.
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I'm here because I need your help.
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I want to prank one of my teachers.
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Oh, sorry, kid. My
pranking days are over.
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But hey, thanks for the
trip down memory lane.
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Too bad. I was really
hoping to get Mr. Singer.
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( Dramatic Western theme )
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Singer.
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Mr. Singer. I thought I'd never
have to hear that name again.
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- You know him?
- He was the meanest teacher I ever had.
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I created The Duncan Dunk just for him.
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The Duncan Dunk? It really does
exist? I thought it was just a myth.
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I dropped a bucket of glop
on him so foul smelling...
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His wife made him live
in the garage for a month.
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But he paid me back.
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He made the rest of my 4th
grade year a living nightmare.
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He's doing the same thing
to me. I want to get him.
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I want to get him bad.
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I like your spirit, kid.
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But are you prepared
to do what it takes?
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The hard work? The meticulous
preparation? The tireless training?
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What do you mean?
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We're gonna need about an hour.
Come back tomorrow after school.
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All right. I'll be here.
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Gabe Duncan.
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Ah, just when I thought I
was out, they pull me back in.
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( Teddy's voice ) Okay,
topic number three...
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Choose your most embarrassing moment,
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and write about how the
experience affected you.
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Most embarrassing moment.
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Most embarrassing moment...
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Nothing there.
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Next question. Describe your family
and the impact they've had on your life.
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Way too much there.
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Hey, honey. How's it going?
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Not too good.
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Still can't think of a
topic for my College Essay.
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Too bad you don't have one.
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Oh, but you do.
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My mother: My star?
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The most influential person I know
is a lady with sparkle and glow.
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She may not be tall,
but she's got it all.
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She even appears on a show.
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Good Morning, Denver. Weekdays at 8:00.
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How many essays are gonna
open with a limerick?
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Including mine?
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None.
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You'll be back.
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It's your room.
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- Hey, Charlie.
- Where you going?
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- To a concert.
- The Gurgles?
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Ah, I wish.
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No, it's some old band dad loves.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm not.
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Dad does a lot of nice
things for me, for all of us.
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I'm glad I have a chance
to do something for him.
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Bob: You ready, PJ?
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You never make it easy, do you, dad?
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Who's that?
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So Mr. Singer always enters his
classroom first thing in the morning.
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So the bucket must be in place
the night before, which is tonight.
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Got it.
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Do you?
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What angle should the
bucket be placed at?
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Um...
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I don't know.
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You don't...
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Know.
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I guess you don't got it, do you?
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No, Sir, I don't.
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The bucket has to be
at a 45-degree angle.
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And the door has to be
open exactly 3 inches.
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Not two. Not four.
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Three.
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45 degrees, 3 inches.
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Remember... pranking is not
just an art, it's also a science.
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I should know. I came up with this
prank while flunking art and science.
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I'm flunking those too!
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No way. Nice!
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Okay. Now let's talk glop.
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Here are your ingredients...
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Water-based paint, tuna oil for the
smell, molasses for the consistency.
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And of course, pancake batter.
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Pancake batter?
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If there's a better way to hold chicken
gizzards together, I have not heard it.
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There's one more thing.
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Wow. One of your famous skull hoodies.
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I want you to wear that tomorrow.
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When Mr. Singer wipes
away that blinding glob,
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I want the first thing
he sees to be that skull.
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Then he'll know.
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( Dramatic Western theme )
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With all due respect,
Sir, what happened to you?
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You know, I have no idea. I
come from a really nice family.
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( Rock music playing )
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Ha! I am so ready to rock.
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Okay, let me tell you a
little bit about A.V.M.
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Little as possible, please.
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Boys in the band.
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You got mineral A.K.A.
legendary drummer Cliff Ledge.
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Then there's lead singer
vegetable A.K.A. Russell Sprouts.
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What's animal's name?
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Steve.
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Oh, man. This traffic is awful.
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Oh, you know what?
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Good thing your old
man knows a shortcut.
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Oh... are you sure about this?
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- Shouldn't we stay on the main road?
- No! We can't be late.
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They open every show with their
haunting ballad She's a Heifer.
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The song always makes me cry.
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First of all, let me just say...
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Welcome, neighbors.
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Thank you for coming.
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As I'm sure you all know,
I am applying to college.
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Well, I am.
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So I've decided to write my
College Essay on the topic...
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How have my neighbors shaped
me into the person I am today?
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And that's where you guys come in.
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I have a question.
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Who are they?
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They're your neighbors, Bert.
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Hence the words, "welcome, neighbors".
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I'm Estelle Dabney.
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And I'm Debbie Dooley. How you doing?
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How am I doing? You really want to know?
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It's just a catchphrase
I use, so... no, thanks.
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Ladies, this is Bert Dugan.
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I know who he is.
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He mows his lawn in those tiny shorts.
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( Shudders )
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You know what I always think
is a fun fashion option?
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Pants.
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Okay, all right, we're
getting a little bit off topic.
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Let's get back to the shaping.
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Okay, so, what's the most valuable
life lesson you've learned?
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- Never marry a redhead.
- Or a deputy.
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Or Fred Dabney.
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Okay, guys, look, we've been living
next to each other for all these years.
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There must be some sort of impact
we've had on each other's lives.
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- I'd like to say something.
- Great, Bert, get us started.
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Your Christmas lights are still up.
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Up like those tiny,
tiny shorts you wear.
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Why, it's like the South of
France right here in Denver.
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As long as we're complaining, why do
you leave your trash cans on the street?
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- I never know when they're coming.
- Pickup is Tuesday.
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Both: It's always Tuesday.
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Yeah? What about holiday weeks, huh?
Oh, you didn't think about that, did you?
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Well, think about this.
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( Overlapping arguing )
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Guys, stop. Stop it. Stop
fighting and start shaping me.
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You know, I used to think you were the good
one, but you're just as bad as Abe and RJ.
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- It's Gabe and PJ.
- Who cares? I'm out of here.
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Right behind you.
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Thanks for having us
over. Hope that helped.
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It didn't at all.
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Just another catchphrase, Sweetie.
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Bye, now.
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Gee, this road's getting
kind of narrow, huh?
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Dad, we're not on a road.
We're driving in the woods.
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It says it's a road on the GPS.
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It says projected road.
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( Brakes squeak )
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Okay, all right. Maybe we should
just get back on the main drag.
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( Gears shift )
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( Tires spinning )
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Great. Stuck in the mud.
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- Now what?
- No problem. No problem.
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I paid extra for roadside assistance.
Let's see what they can do.
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( Ringback tone )
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Female operator: Roadside assistance.
What is your life-threatening emergency?
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Yes. We're late for an A.V.M concert!
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Please hold.
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( Easy listening music plays )
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- You think she's coming back?
- I wouldn't.
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( Teddy's voice ) Okay. Question five.
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If you could go back in time, what period
of history would you choose and why?
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( Yawns )
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Oh, I need a break.
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00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:37,919
Maybe I'll take a little
catnap. Wake up ready to go.
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00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:51,312
Oh, look what Charlie drew.
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00:14:51,313 --> 00:14:54,983
Oh! Isn't that cute. It's a...
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00:14:54,984 --> 00:14:57,823
It's a... help me out here.
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00:14:57,824 --> 00:15:00,231
I think it's a hunter
chasing a dinosaur.
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Oh, Charlie.
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Honey, dinosaurs have been
extinct for like three years.
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00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:11,948
Oh, there he is. Did you find a job yet?
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00:15:11,949 --> 00:15:15,249
No. It jungle out there.
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00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:18,788
Why does he talk like that?
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00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:22,629
He's not as evolved as we are.
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My Queen.
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May I present the fool.
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Yeah, about that.
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Silence.
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Amuse me. Tell me a joke, and it better
be funny or it's off with your heads.
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- You go first.
- Oh, that's good.
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I've been working on a new type of joke.
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Okay.
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Knock knock.
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Who's there?
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That's as far as I got.
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Executioner?
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Tough Castle, hmm?
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( Whistling a tune )
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Swell breakfast, mom.
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Oh, thanks, hon.
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This little sport
sure seems to think so.
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Hey, swell tie, pop.
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Thanks, Champ.
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I love Toby.
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Well, of course you do, sweetheart.
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Everyone's always happy in the '50s.
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Look what I learned at
the sock hop last night.
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Whoa.
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- Golly.
- Oh, jeez.
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Ha!
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When is something
interesting gonna happen?
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You don't think this is interesting?
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No.
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I don't, and I need
something for my essay.
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00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:51,682
Now, Teddy, maybe you should
just forget that old essay.
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Skip college, stay home with the family.
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No, I can't stay home!
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I gotta get out of here.
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( Sighs )
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Yeah, nice bedhead.
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Executioner?
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Oh, those were the days.
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( Rock music playing )
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We made it! Hey, excuse me.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
Oh! Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Excuse me. Man, hope
we didn't miss too much.
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We're A.V.M.! Good night!
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( Cheering )
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Hey, all right, I'm
here. What's the problem?
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Um, I can't figure out the bucket.
315
00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:04,457
See, this is what happens when you
send a boy to do an older boy's job.
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- So where is the bucket?
- It's inside.
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All right. Watch and learn, little man.
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Ha!
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( Groans )
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( Chuckles )
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- What just happened here?
- I'll tell you what happened.
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Duncan got dunked.
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00:18:25,899 --> 00:18:28,546
You set me up. I thought
you hated Mr. Singer.
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00:18:28,547 --> 00:18:31,607
You mean, Uncle Rick?
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I trusted you, and you betrayed me.
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00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:41,349
Nice work.
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00:18:43,219 --> 00:18:47,318
I've waited four years
to get you back, Duncan.
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- I guess we're finally even.
- I guess we are.
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For now.
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Did he say "for now"?
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Mm-hmm.
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Sweet Mama, what have I done?
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Well...
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That was the worst night ever.
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It's in the top five.
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( Engine puttering )
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00:19:23,735 --> 00:19:26,780
And we're out of gas.
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Top three. ( Chuckles )
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( Laughs )
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Oh.
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PJ, I am so sorry I dragged
you along on this awful night.
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00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:42,304
It's my fault for
walking into the kitchen.
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00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:46,311
Oh, right. Guess I should
call roadside assistance again.
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( Easy listening music playing )
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I think we're still on hold.
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- Should we wait?
- I wouldn't.
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( Car approaching )
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( Murmuring )
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Is that a tour bus?
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00:20:03,065 --> 00:20:06,665
There's somebody getting out.
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00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:10,162
You blokes need a ride?
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00:20:10,396 --> 00:20:12,223
My sweet Lord.
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00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:15,284
It's Russell Sprouts!
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00:20:15,554 --> 00:20:19,514
Do I look okay? How's my makeup?
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00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:30,795
Are you sad?
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00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,504
( Sighs ) Yeah, Charlie. I am.
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00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:34,598
Why?
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00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,908
Well, because I can't think of
what to write for my College Essay.
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00:20:37,909 --> 00:20:39,901
I know what you could write about.
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00:20:39,902 --> 00:20:41,980
Yeah? What?
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Mommy.
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00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,650
Really? Did mommy tell you to say that?
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No comment.
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Okay.
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00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:53,691
Well, you tell mommy
I'll figure something out.
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00:20:53,692 --> 00:20:56,872
Okay. Good luck, Teddy.
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00:20:57,829 --> 00:20:59,794
Good luck, Teddy.
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00:20:59,795 --> 00:21:01,136
That's it!
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00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:07,037
I can't believe I didn't think
of that before. It's perfect.
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00:21:08,573 --> 00:21:09,964
Well, Charlie.
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00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:13,611
I just sent in my first
college application.
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00:21:13,612 --> 00:21:19,312
And thanks to you, I finally came
up with a great topic for my essay.
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00:21:19,313 --> 00:21:21,786
It's all about these video
diaries I've been doing.
374
00:21:21,787 --> 00:21:26,258
See, I realized that I started
making them to help you.
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00:21:26,259 --> 00:21:30,226
But as I went along, I
learned a lot about myself.
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00:21:30,227 --> 00:21:32,528
And our crazy...
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Wonderful family.
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00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,078
Richie? You're not gonna
believe who I met last night.
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Russell Sprouts.
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( Squeals )
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00:21:40,857 --> 00:21:44,929
I know! I know! It was amazing.
We shared eyeliner tips.
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00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,650
Oh, yes, we did. Yes, we did!
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Sometimes more crazy than wonderful.
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00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:57,700
Good luck, Charlie.
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00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,619
- Shoo-bop shoo-shoo-bop.
- Ooh.
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00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:07,369
- Shoo-shoo-bop shoo-shoo-bop.
- Ooh-oh-ooh.
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00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:08,631
Dip-dip-doo.
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00:22:08,632 --> 00:22:10,673
Today's all burnt toast.
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00:22:10,674 --> 00:22:12,525
Running late and dad jokes.
390
00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:15,051
"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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Left shoe.
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00:22:16,491 --> 00:22:18,492
Close my eyes, take a bite.
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00:22:18,493 --> 00:22:20,438
Grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,885
There it is up on the roof.
395
00:22:22,886 --> 00:22:25,466
Ah-roo-oo-oo!
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00:22:30,828 --> 00:22:32,797
Bob, honey.
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00:22:32,798 --> 00:22:36,098
Haven't you evolved yet?
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Me never win.
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