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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Peek-a-boo. I see you.
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Yeah yeah yeah.
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Oh. Peek-a-boo.
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I see you.
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( Chuckles ) Yeah.
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Ready ready?
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Peek-a-boo! I see you.
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( Sighs )
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I just realized there's
no end to this game.
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Woo-hoo!
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Let me guess.
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You're gonna be on TV again.
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Oh! I can't believe it.
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"Good Morning, Denver" called.
They want me to do another segment.
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Really? After what happened last time?
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Yeah. Turns out, a house
falling down is actually good TV.
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Question is, how am I gonna top it?
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Okay, mom. I have some good news too.
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- Oh really? What's going on?
- This is so exciting.
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So you know how Yale is my
first choice of colleges?
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Yeah.
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They've scheduled an alumni interview
for me right here at the house.
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( Gasps )
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I mean, it doesn't mean
that I'm in for sure,
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but it definitely means
that they're interested.
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And if it goes well,
it's a really big plus.
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That's great.
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You having trouble focusing?
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I'm gonna be on TV.
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( Rock music playing )
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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( Doorbell rings )
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You want to get that?
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And interact with people? No thanks.
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( Sighs )
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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I'm Lauren. I'm new to the neighborhood
and I'm looking for babysitting jobs.
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And I heard you guys
have lots of babies.
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Oh, that we do.
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But it also means that I have
a lot of free babysitters.
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Dad dad dad.
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Shouldn't we keep our options open?
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- Hi. I'm Gabe.
- Hi. I'm Lauren.
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I probably should interview her just to
make sure she meets our high standards.
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Can't just let anybody
babysit for, uh...
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- Toby?
- Toby, right. Yeah.
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Thank you.
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So, Lauren, how long
have you been babysitting?
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About a year.
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Okay. All right.
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Follow-up question. Do
you have a boyfriend?
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What does that have
to do with babysitting?
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Oh, I'm interviewing
for something else now.
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Oh.
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In that case, I don't have a boyfriend.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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I'm working on it.
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You're cute.
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I am, aren't I?
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So, you're new to the neighborhood, huh?
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Yeah, I'm staying with my
grandmother for a while.
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I can't wait to meet her.
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You already have.
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Oh no!
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Oh yes.
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Let's go, Lauren. This is
the one I warned you about.
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This is the Devil Child?
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But he seems so nice.
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That's what makes him the Devil Child.
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Hey, people change.
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- Oh, hey, PJ.
- Hey, sis.
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So, I have a question for you.
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Where are you going to
be tomorrow at 3:00 pm?
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Now I have an answer for you.
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- Anywhere but here.
- Why can't I be here?
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Because a guy is coming over
to interview me for Yale,
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and so I want the house to myself.
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Because you're ashamed of me?
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Not just of you. Everybody.
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Oh. Well, that makes
me feel a little better.
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All right. I guess I
can not be here tomorrow.
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Great. Thanks.
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Oh, although I was gonna watch
my cartoons tomorrow at 3:00.
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Can't you just skip a day?
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Can't you just skip
your college interview?
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Why is your stuff more
important than mine?
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Because mine involves Yale, and yours
involves a turtle with a suitcase.
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It's a briefcase, and it's a
portal to another dimension.
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I'm begging you. Please
don't be here tomorrow.
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All right. I'll make other arrangements.
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Thank you.
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( Sighs )
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( Mocking ) Got an interview for Yale.
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Grow up.
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Hey.
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Hey. What do we have here?
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Well, one of my kids finally
wanted to see where daddy works.
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So, Charlie, what do you think?
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Can we go now?
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Charlie, we just got here.
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Oh.
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You want to sit in daddy's chair?
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It spins around.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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( Whooshing )
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Boom. ( Chuckles )
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Woo!
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- Can I go next, boss?
- We've been over this, Vern.
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So, what have we got lined up for today?
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Same as yesterday. Nothing.
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What? Man, what...
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I don't get it.
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Why is business down? I mean,
we just put out new advertising.
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Charlie, look.
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Huh?
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- What do you think?
- That's scary, daddy.
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It's not scary. It's clever.
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Oh, you just can't read yet. You
don't realize this is a pun, see?
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Daddy's all dressed up like a boxer.
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So I'm gonna knock
out your bug problems.
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Boxers knock things out.
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Oh, that is clever.
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( Laughs )
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- PJ, what you thinking about?
- I've got a problem.
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I'm trying to figure out where to
watch my cartoons tomorrow at 3:00.
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How about your place?
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No, because Emmett's gonna
be watching his cartoons then.
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( Exhales )
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Boy, you think you have a problem
then you hear something like that.
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What's your problem?
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Well, I like this girl, but it turns
out her grandmother's Mrs. Dabney.
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- Ooh. Oh. That is bad.
- Yeah.
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Normally, I'd have nothing to do
with anyone related to Dabney but,
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Lauren has that one quality I've
never really found in a girl before.
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- What's that?
- She likes me.
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Sounds like one of a kind,
man. You should go for it.
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You know what? You're right.
Here goes nothing. ( Chuckles )
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Oh hey, while you're there, will
you find out if Mrs. D will be
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watching "Yacky the
Duck" tomorrow at 3:00?
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( Groans )
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- Is Lauren here?
- Yes.
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Can I see her?
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About what?
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That's between me and her.
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Right now what's between
you and her is me.
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So start talking.
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- Hi, Gabe.
- Hey, Lauren.
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Do you want to go
roller skating tomorrow?
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Can I, grandma?
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And now it's back to me.
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Pretty please?
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Oh, all right.
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- Thanks.
- Yes.
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What time will you be picking us up?
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Us?
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Well, I'm not gonna let
you two go unchaperoned.
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You date her, you date me.
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Fine. I'll be by tomorrow around 1:00.
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Will you be taking us
out for cheeseburgers?
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Don't push it.
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Wear something cute.
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- Good morning, Vern.
- Look what I found.
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Bob: Oh! ( Chuckles )
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The old me.
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Big boy Bob, as the guys in
the break room used to say.
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The only guys in the break
room are you and me, Vern.
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I guess I said it to myself.
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Why is he here?
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Well, I've been thinking.
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We used to get a lot of jobs when
this guy was the face of the company.
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But then...
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This guy came along.
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And as your little
girl said, he's scary.
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He's also in shape.
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I think the new Bob is
frightening the customers.
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This guy you want in your house.
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He's warm, he's cuddly, he's gonna eat some
cookies, maybe take a nap on your couch.
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I only did that once.
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But this guy, he's tough, he's menacing,
he's gonna kill the bugs, but then what?
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Now he's got a taste for blood.
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Oh, that's ridic... what
are you saying, Vern?
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You want me to put the weight back on?
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Oh no no. Of course not.
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Nobody's saying anything like that.
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No no.
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Oh, lookie here.
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An ad for an
all-you-can-eat buffet.
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And us with nothing to do.
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( Doorbell rings )
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Okay.
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Hello. I'm Lionel Van Ness. Yale '85.
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Hi. I'm Teddy Duncan.
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Yale '18. If all goes well.
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Can we start over?
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Hello. I'm Lionel Van Ness. Yale '85.
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Please, make yourself comfortable.
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Listen, I know these
interviews can be intimidating,
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but I just want you
to relax, be yourself.
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We're just two people talking.
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Sounds good to me.
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So, Teddy, what made
you think about Yale?
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Oh well, there are so many reasons.
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But if I had to pick one, I guess
I'd say I have a thing for bulldogs.
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( Chuckles )
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( Exhales )
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It's the mascot.
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Oh, hi. What's going on here?
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I told you. My college interview.
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Oh, right. I'm sorry.
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- I'm Amy Duncan. Teddy's mom.
- Hello, Lionel Van Ness.
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Nice to meet you.
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Uh, mom, what are you doing?
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I'm sitting in.
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You won't even know that I'm here.
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That's all right with
you, isn't it, Lionel?
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Well, it's a bit unusual,
but I guess it's okay.
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Great. Come on in, boys.
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What is going on?
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Okay, let's go back to where you greet
each other like you never met, okay?
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And with good energy.
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What is all this?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Lionel.
Allow me to explain.
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I'm a local TV personality.
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And I'm filming a segment for
my show "Good Morning, Denver".
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And you two are gonna be on it.
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No, we're not.
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My sweet Teddy. She's so beautiful,
it's hard to believe she's camera shy.
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Mom, could I have a quick
word with you in the kitchen?
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- Sure, Sweetie.
- Yes. Be right back.
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Hey Ken, could you get
him into a different shirt?
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One that goes with my eyes?
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- What are you doing?!
- I'm killing two birds with one stone.
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Teddy, I need a new segment for my show,
and you need help getting into Yale.
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Mom, how is this helping?
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Having your interview on TV
is gonna make you stand out.
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And if I happen to win a local
emmy as well, well, it's a win-win.
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Mom, this is really important to
me, so just please don't blow it.
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I'm not gonna blow it, okay?
I just need five minutes.
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I'll get a couple of quick
shots and I'll be on my way.
254
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,999
Five minutes, but that's it.
255
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,828
Thank you, honey. Whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa.
256
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:11,276
One more thing, if you could find
some time to mention the phrase um...
257
00:13:11,277 --> 00:13:17,177
"Rick's Diner, quality you can taste"...
that would be... too much? Okay.
258
00:13:21,244 --> 00:13:24,382
So. We having fun yet?
259
00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,903
- No.
- Good.
260
00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:29,787
Oh, hey, guys.
261
00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:33,273
PJ! What the heck are you doing here?
262
00:13:33,274 --> 00:13:36,960
At the roller rink unexpectedly.
263
00:13:36,961 --> 00:13:38,728
Oh, hello, Gabe.
264
00:13:38,729 --> 00:13:40,898
I just came by to roller skate.
265
00:13:40,899 --> 00:13:42,973
As I often do this time of day.
266
00:13:42,974 --> 00:13:48,872
As long as you're here, you can
chaperone us, and Mrs. Dabney can go home.
267
00:13:48,873 --> 00:13:52,302
Do you really think I'd leave
my granddaughter with Devil Child
268
00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:54,786
and Devil Child's dimwitted brother?
269
00:13:54,787 --> 00:13:56,909
Don't worry, Mrs. Dabney.
Gabe and I will be here too.
270
00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,710
Oh!
271
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:06,783
Okay, new plan. You keep Dabney occupied
so I can get some alone time with Lauren.
272
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:08,432
- Alright you got it little bro.
- Thanks.
273
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:12,440
I will not let Mrs.
Dabney out of my sight.
274
00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:14,841
I lost her.
275
00:14:17,869 --> 00:14:21,469
- This is nice, huh?
- Yeah.
276
00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:25,333
Oh, I think it's a couples' skate.
277
00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:27,670
So I think we're supposed to hold hands.
278
00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:30,438
Well, if we have to.
279
00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:31,450
( Chuckles )
280
00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:34,091
If we have to.
281
00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:40,709
Oh no you don't.
282
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:44,659
And now it's triple skate.
283
00:14:45,766 --> 00:14:48,046
Found her.
284
00:14:53,753 --> 00:14:56,345
Also, I've always been
interested in writing,
285
00:14:56,346 --> 00:15:01,011
and I know that Yale has a great
English Department which, um...
286
00:15:01,012 --> 00:15:03,377
Is actually what drew me
there in the first place.
287
00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:09,278
You know, I've considered a career
in... in journalism and possibly...
288
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,045
Teaching. You're breathing on my neck.
289
00:15:12,046 --> 00:15:14,117
Honey, it's for the camera.
It's called a two-shot.
290
00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:16,860
Are you getting this, Ken?
291
00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:18,896
What would you consider
your greatest challenge?
292
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:21,299
Oh, you mean besides this?
293
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,815
Uh...
294
00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:26,121
I have to say choosing the right major.
295
00:15:26,122 --> 00:15:28,139
Because I have so many
different interests.
296
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:30,410
- It's gonna...
- You know, if I may, Lionel.
297
00:15:30,411 --> 00:15:32,586
I think what Teddy's
trying to say is that,
298
00:15:32,587 --> 00:15:37,275
she has been drawn to Yale because she
wants to follow in her mother's footsteps.
299
00:15:37,276 --> 00:15:39,983
Oh, did you go to Yale?
300
00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:41,885
I thought about it.
301
00:15:41,886 --> 00:15:45,093
But then I chose Southwest
Denver Community College.
302
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:48,119
The jewel of The Rockies.
303
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,957
You know, Yale's just
been done to death, so.
304
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:55,367
Getting back to Teddy uh, tell
me about your extracurriculars.
305
00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:59,264
Uh, well, I've always
had a passion for theater.
306
00:15:59,265 --> 00:16:00,725
- It's...
- I have a question.
307
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:04,143
You're gonna want to
go tight on this, Ken.
308
00:16:04,144 --> 00:16:08,511
As a concerned mother, I want
to know about your meal plan.
309
00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:11,544
I am not gonna send my daughter
all the way across the country
310
00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:14,918
if she doesn't have balanced
nutrition and... ( Stammers )
311
00:16:14,919 --> 00:16:19,140
I'm sorry. I can do so much
better. Let's just do that again.
312
00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:21,691
- As a concerned...
- Stop it!
313
00:16:21,692 --> 00:16:23,927
- What?
- Your five minutes are up.
314
00:16:23,928 --> 00:16:25,273
You're done.
315
00:16:25,274 --> 00:16:27,864
- Teddy, I'm just trying to help.
- Who?
316
00:16:27,865 --> 00:16:32,485
Who are you helping?
Because it's not me.
317
00:16:34,176 --> 00:16:39,516
Guys, could you turn the
camera off. Just take five.
318
00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:40,910
( Sighs )
319
00:16:40,911 --> 00:16:43,093
I did it again, didn't I?
320
00:16:43,094 --> 00:16:45,715
I'm sorry, Teddy. I'm so so sorry.
321
00:16:45,716 --> 00:16:50,395
I just... sometimes I want to be
on TV so bad that I lose my head.
322
00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:52,734
Yeah, well, it's over.
323
00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:55,413
So Mr. Van Ness, I'm...
324
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,359
Very sorry that we wasted your time.
325
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,817
I know this thing has
been a complete disaster.
326
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:05,221
- And I'm never going to Yale.
- Actually, I'm very impressed with you.
327
00:17:05,222 --> 00:17:07,673
Your grades are excellent,
you're well-rounded,
328
00:17:07,674 --> 00:17:10,233
and now that I know you've
accomplished everything
329
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:13,877
under such difficult circumstances...
330
00:17:13,878 --> 00:17:15,512
I'm gonna recommend you.
331
00:17:15,513 --> 00:17:17,553
Really?
332
00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:19,129
Well, that's amazing!
333
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:21,350
( Laughs )
334
00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:24,718
You're welcome!
335
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,797
- What's going on, boss?
- We're doing a photo shoot, Vern.
336
00:17:34,798 --> 00:17:36,723
Oh, we're finally
gonna do that calendar?
337
00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:39,455
"The men of Bob's Bugs Be Gone".
338
00:17:39,456 --> 00:17:42,077
Dibs on baby new year.
339
00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:46,009
Yeah, I'm gonna need a minute
to get that image out of my head.
340
00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,711
No, I was thinking about what you said.
341
00:17:48,712 --> 00:17:50,880
About how the customers think I'm scary.
342
00:17:50,881 --> 00:17:53,716
- What about it?
- Maybe you're right.
343
00:17:53,717 --> 00:17:55,885
So you know what? We
should do new shots.
344
00:17:55,886 --> 00:17:57,569
Make me look friendly and lovable,
345
00:17:57,570 --> 00:17:59,852
so that people will want me
in their house killing things.
346
00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:01,481
Brilliant. Let's do it.
347
00:18:01,482 --> 00:18:04,101
S-s-super star.
348
00:18:04,102 --> 00:18:06,752
Big star going far, there you are.
349
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,898
S-s-super star.
350
00:18:08,899 --> 00:18:10,426
S-s-super star.
351
00:18:10,427 --> 00:18:11,734
Yeah, come on.
352
00:18:11,735 --> 00:18:14,323
Look so bright. Livin'
right. Here all night.
353
00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:15,676
Come on. S-s-superstar.
354
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,116
This isn't working, is it?
355
00:18:18,117 --> 00:18:21,711
Too bad you don't have a puppy.
Nobody can resist those little guys.
356
00:18:21,712 --> 00:18:27,612
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I got something even better.
357
00:18:28,112 --> 00:18:30,687
Now we're talking, boss.
358
00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:32,603
Hey, I even have a new slogan.
359
00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:35,201
"I'll protect your house
just like it's my own baby".
360
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:36,323
Love it.
361
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,691
So how do I look?
362
00:18:38,692 --> 00:18:42,369
- Getting my smile okay?
- I'm getting everything I need.
363
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,470
( Coos )
364
00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:52,875
Oh wow.
365
00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:55,612
I forgot how much fun dating can be.
366
00:18:55,613 --> 00:19:00,773
If you ask us out again,
we'll probably say yes.
367
00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:03,446
All right, Mrs. Dabney,
let's see what you got.
368
00:19:03,447 --> 00:19:06,118
Oh no. I gotta keep my eye on these two.
369
00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,825
Oh, I get it. You don't got any moves.
370
00:19:08,826 --> 00:19:12,357
Oh, it's gonna be like
that, huh? All right.
371
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:14,690
You two, hands to yourself.
372
00:19:14,691 --> 00:19:18,171
I gotta take PJ to school.
373
00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:21,938
- Let's go.
- Okay.
374
00:19:21,939 --> 00:19:25,059
( Dance music playing )
375
00:19:31,849 --> 00:19:35,091
Wow, Mrs. Dabney, you move
pretty well for an old...
376
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,612
School skater.
377
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:39,656
Why did you pause?
378
00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:41,251
I...
379
00:19:41,252 --> 00:19:44,072
Sometimes do that.
380
00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:58,378
You know, I was once in
an ice skating contest
381
00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:01,023
where I picked Gabe up and
twirled him over my head.
382
00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:02,381
Not gonna happen.
383
00:20:02,382 --> 00:20:06,353
Oh, neither I nor the laws
of gravity were suggesting it.
384
00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:09,072
Sometimes you're smart,
sometimes you're dumb.
385
00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:12,253
It's hard to keep up.
386
00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:18,463
I just want you to know that no
matter what your grandmother says,
387
00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:20,575
I'm not a bad guy.
388
00:20:20,576 --> 00:20:23,733
Maybe I like bad guys.
389
00:20:23,734 --> 00:20:26,374
( Mouths words )
390
00:20:32,278 --> 00:20:37,498
- Ready to kick it up a notch?
- Try and stop me!
391
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:39,816
Woo!
392
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:41,918
Woo-ooh!
393
00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:43,719
No!
394
00:20:49,357 --> 00:20:52,684
Hey, Charlie. So piece of advice,
395
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,808
when it's time for your college
interviews, just go to them.
396
00:20:55,809 --> 00:20:58,768
Don't let them come to you.
397
00:20:58,769 --> 00:21:01,871
You know what? Actually,
this applies to everything.
398
00:21:01,872 --> 00:21:05,772
Playdates, sleepovers, first dates.
399
00:21:06,611 --> 00:21:09,839
Basically any social interaction.
400
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,882
Can you do that somewhere
else? I'm hurting over here.
401
00:21:12,883 --> 00:21:14,944
Gabe's a little cranky.
402
00:21:14,945 --> 00:21:17,837
He went on a date and
had a little mishap.
403
00:21:17,838 --> 00:21:19,556
A mishap?
404
00:21:19,557 --> 00:21:23,304
I went looking for love and
got a face full of Dabney.
405
00:21:23,305 --> 00:21:24,924
( Groans )
406
00:21:24,925 --> 00:21:25,929
( Chuckles )
407
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:29,470
Wish him good luck, Charlie.
408
00:21:33,314 --> 00:21:36,614
Peek-a-boo. I see you.
409
00:21:37,477 --> 00:21:39,719
Peek-a-boo! I see you.
410
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,963
( Toby's voice ) Man,
I'm so sick of this game.
411
00:21:41,964 --> 00:21:44,835
And this guy seems to love it.
412
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,862
Peek-a-boo. I see you.
413
00:21:46,863 --> 00:21:49,557
Oh, there's a new twist...
414
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,373
Not.
415
00:21:50,374 --> 00:21:52,694
Peek-a-boo! I see you.
416
00:21:52,695 --> 00:21:54,645
Anything but this.
417
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:58,845
"Wheels on the bus"? "Itsy
bitsy spider"? Something?
418
00:21:58,846 --> 00:22:00,779
Peek-a-boo. I see you.
419
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,360
Check, please?!
420
00:22:03,768 --> 00:22:05,263
Ooh.
421
00:22:05,264 --> 00:22:06,687
3:00.
422
00:22:06,688 --> 00:22:10,108
Time for "Yacky the Duck".
423
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:13,088
Oh, thank goodness.
424
00:22:13,193 --> 00:22:15,861
Oh, I've seen this one already.
425
00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:19,091
Huh? No no no no no.
It's worth another look.
426
00:22:19,092 --> 00:22:20,886
There's nuance, subtlety, there's...
427
00:22:20,887 --> 00:22:22,823
Peek-a-boo. I see you.
428
00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:24,737
Oh, Aah!
429
00:22:24,738 --> 00:22:30,638
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