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Well, Charlie,
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as you can see
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we are all still living
in this hotel room.
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And we are here because someone
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let termites eat our house.
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( Sighs )
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It was not my fault.
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Oh, of course not, dad.
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Totally his fault.
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Anyway, it's a little crowded
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with everyone here, but we're doing okay.
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Would you keep it down over there?
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Just okay.
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Just barely okay.
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Gabe, what is
your problem?
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I am on the phone.
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With who?
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No one.
It's just a friend.
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I'll have
the rib-eye steak,
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medium-rare.
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Gabe, I told you.
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No room service.
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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Well, then have
a peanut butter sandwich.
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I'm sick of those.
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Me too.
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Look.
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We're meeting with the
contractor later on today,
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but until we find out
how much we need to spend
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to fix the house,
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we are
in money-saving mode.
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Yeah, that sounds fair.
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You destroy the house,
and we don't get to eat.
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It was not my fault!
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All: Right.
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I can't believe I went
from having my own room
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to being stuck here
with you people.
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Aww.
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Poor baby doesn't have
his own room anymore.
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Too bad.
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Aw.
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It's too bad you don't
have a boyfriend anymore.
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Gabe.
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No, mom.
It's okay.
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We're all
a little stressed out.
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Gabe's dealing
with it his way.
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Now I'm gonna
deal with it my way.
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You're going down,
little man!
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( Rock music playing )
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Today's all burnt toast
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running lateand dad jokes
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"has anybodyseen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes,take a bite
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grab a ride,laugh out loud
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there it isup on the roof
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I've been there,i survived
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so just takemy advice
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hang in there, baby
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things are crazy
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but I knowyour future's bright
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hang in there, baby
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there's no maybe
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everythingturns out all right
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sure lifeis up and down
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but trust me,it comes back around
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you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be
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hang in there, baby.
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( Groans )
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Uh, how we looking, Kevin?
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Hey, before we talk
about the house,
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I want to
give you these.
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One free pass
to the giggle hut.
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Oh, you're a stand-up
comedian too?
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Yeah, everyone's always
telling me how funny I am.
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My niche is
construction-related humor.
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Is that a popular niche?
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You tell me.
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Did you hear about
the singing plumber?
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He had great pipes.
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Because singer's sometimes
refer to their voices as...
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- Pipes. - Yeah, no.
We got that.
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So, about the house?
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Okay.
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Well, the first problem...
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That's the sky up there,
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and you're not supposed to
be able to see it from here.
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Is that a comedy
observation
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or a construction
observation?
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Construction.
Unless it was funny.
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I mean, was it?
I can never tell.
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So I guess you're
looking at two options.
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Rebuild the house
the way it was,
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or given the amount
of damage here,
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you could tear it down
and build a brand new one.
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A dream house
if you will.
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A dream house?
( Gasps )
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That sounds
interesting.
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That sure does.
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You could have anything
your heart desires.
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Bob, I can finally
get the dining room
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I've always wanted.
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I could get
my own bathroom
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with one of those
Japanese toilets.
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You know, the ones with
the silent flushing system
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and the temperature-
controlled heated seat.
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We all have
different dreams.
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;Emmett, great news.
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You know how
we've been talking
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about moving to
a bigger apartment
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before things
get really bad
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and we start hating
each other forever?
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We've never
talked about that.
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Oh, right.
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Remind me, there's something
I've been meaning to tell you.
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Anyway, I just found out
about this apartment.
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Check this out.
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- Oh, this is great.
- Right?
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- It has two bedrooms.
- That's two more than we have now.
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We've got to get
this apartment.
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Okay. There's
one little problem.
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We have this thing
called a lease.
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- ( Sighs ) - The thing
Bernie the landlord
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made us sign? It says
we have to live here
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for at least a year.
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It also says that
we have to keep it clean
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and pay
our rent on time.
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Well, let's read it.
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Maybe there's some way
we can get out of it.
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Okay.
I keep it over here
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with the rest of our
important documents.
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Okay, Indian.
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Chinese. Thai.
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Lease.
Here we go.
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Oh, here it is.
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"This lease may
not be broken
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under penalty
of law."
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Never should have
signed this thing.
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Yeah, but you did.
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With a smiley face.
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Well, I think the signature
should express an emotion.
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Mmm.
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Oh oh oh oh.
Hang on.
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We can't leave,
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but we can get
kicked out.
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Well, how do
we do that?
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"Landlord may evict
tenant from premises
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if 'a' the tenant brings
a pet on the premises,
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- or 'b'"...
- Who cares about "b"?
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"A" is perfect.
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Your family have
any pets we can borrow?
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No. We just have babies.
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We can dress one of
them up like a pet.
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I promised I wouldn't
do that anymore.
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Okay. Here is a rough sketch
I made of the new house.
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I think everybody
is going to be very happy.
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Now Gabe, you get your
bedroom above the garage.
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- Oh, yes.
- And Teddy
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- gets a mountain view.
- ( Gasps )
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Yes!
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Oh, I'm finally
out of the basement.
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Hey wait, what's
happening to my old room?
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Oh!
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That becomes
daddy's man cave.
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Or mommy's yoga room.
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You know what?
Well call it a...
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A multi-purpose room.
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It can have
a lot of uses.
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Okay. We'll talk
about it later.
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Honey, when you say,
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"we'll talk about it later,"
I never win.
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Well, would you like to
talk about it now?
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( Whispers ) Hey, now is
not usually good for you.
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Bob, honey, I am not
unreasonable, okay?
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You want a man cave,
I want a yoga room.
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We'll just compromise,
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call it a... yoga room.
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Told ya.
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Charlie, you excited
about your new house?
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What do you think,
circle?
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We don't want
a new house.
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( Scoffs )
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Of course you do.
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Circle said, "no."
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Charlie,
dolls can't talk.
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Hey.
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Gabe, don't say that.
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When I was Charlie's age,
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I used to talk
to my dolls too.
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I think it's adorable.
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Yeah well,
I think it's disturbing.
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Circle doesn't like you.
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Yeah well,
listen up, blue boy,
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I don't like you either.
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Who's talking
to dolls now?
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Hi. Derek newly.
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Ed Johnson.
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Why does it say
"ted Johnson"?
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Oh, because...
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The "t" is silent.
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That's how we do it
in allahassee.
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You look awfully young
to be an accountant.
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I get that a lot.
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If you don't mind me
asking, how old are you?
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I'm 14.
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You know, I don't
like to brag,
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but I'm kind of a genius.
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Graduated
High School at nine,
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college at 11, and went
straight into accounting.
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Oh, that's odd.
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It's just that most people
who are geniuses
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don't go into
accounting.
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I was 11.
What did I know?
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What is that?
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I went out
and got us a pet.
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Think he's
a myna bird.
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Well, I don't myna
what he is
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as long as he gets us
thrown out of here.
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( Chuckles )
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Yeah, let the bird
do the talking.
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It talks?
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I taught it a few things
before you got home.
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Wait till Bernie the landlord
here's this.
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Okay, bird.
Go ahead. Say it.
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Bernie's a dope.
Bernie's a dope.
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( Chuckles )
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I love it.
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- ( Banging on door )- Landlord.
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No no no no.
No no.
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- ( Groans )
- No.
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( Groans )
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You taught it
to fly?
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It came with
that skill.
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Well maybe you should have
closed the window.
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I have to be
in charge of everything?
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- ( Groans )
- ( Banging on door )
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- Landlord.- Answer the door.
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You wanted
to see me?
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Hey, Bernie.
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Just wanted
to let you know,
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we got a pet bird.
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I don't see a bird.
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I see a perch.
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That's where
the bird was.
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He's not there now.
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He stepped out
for a bit.
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He'll be
right back.
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Well.
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When he gets here,
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give me a holler.
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Hey, Charlie.
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You're gonna love
the new house.
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No.
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Charlie.
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Hey.
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It's gonna be right here
where our old house is.
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Just new and better.
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Okay, I'm gonna get
some more boxes.
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I will be
right back.
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Charlie.
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We need to talk.
265
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,550
Okay.
266
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,121
But Gabe said
you can't talk.
267
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,156
Then what am I
doing right now?
268
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,558
Good point.
269
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,461
Of course Gabe thinks
I can't talk.
270
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,663
Wish he couldn't talk.
271
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:36,534
- What do you want?
- Charlie, you gotta save this house.
272
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,869
What can I do?
273
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,138
Do what little kids do.
274
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,307
Make a mess.
275
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,575
Okay.
276
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,181
There you go.
Good job.
277
00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,255
Charlie.
278
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,790
Hey.
279
00:10:58,792 --> 00:10:59,924
What are you doing?
280
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,793
We don't want to go.
281
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:02,927
We?
282
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,530
Me and circle
like this house.
283
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,799
Oh, Charlie.
284
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,935
Hey. What is
going on in here?
285
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,505
Charlie doesn't want
a new house.
286
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,806
Oh great.
287
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,541
That's the last
thing we need.
288
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,278
You know what?
Don't worry about it.
289
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,180
I think I know how
I can handle this.
290
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:22,180
Good.
291
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,450
Because this new
house is happening.
292
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,852
I already ordered
the gong for my yoga room.
293
00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:30,823
Charlie.
294
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:34,325
I think the other gurgles
might have something to say.
295
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,361
We should ask them.
296
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,930
( Peppy voice ) Hey, Charlie.
297
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,465
The rest of us gurgles
298
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,801
think a new house
would be fun.
299
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,469
Isn't that right, star?
300
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,271
( Deep voice ) That's right, square.
301
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,307
Circle doesn't know
what he's talking about.
302
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,809
This is insulting.
303
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,277
We should get
out of here.
304
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:56,614
Charlie.
305
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,283
I said "we."
306
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,730
( Chatter on tv )
307
00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,732
Hey, Charlie.
308
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,867
So we have to talk
about the new house.
309
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,836
Shh.
310
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,838
Hello there, miss Piggy.
You're looking very beautiful today.
311
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,840
Aw, that's so sweet...
312
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,908
- Aw.
- ...Even if it is obvious.
313
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,713
( Phone ringing )
314
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,682
- Kermit: Okay, I can't wait...- Can you turn that down please?
315
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,383
( Phone ringing )
316
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,585
Hello?
317
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,520
No, that's good to know,
318
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,022
but there's
no ed Johnson here.
319
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,458
Okay.
320
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,726
( Chuckles )
321
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,928
Stupid wrong numbers.
322
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,730
Hey, just out
of curiosity,
323
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,499
what did they want?
324
00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:49,901
I don't know.
Something about a banquet starting.
325
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,637
Weird.
326
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:54,873
You know...
327
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,775
It's a nice night.
328
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,811
I think I'm gonna
go take a walk.
329
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,415
Gabe, why are you
wearing a blazer?
330
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,918
Oh, I'm just taking
331
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,854
a little more interest
in my appearance.
332
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,456
Hey, it had
to happen sometime, huh?
333
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,459
Okay.
I'll see you guys later.
334
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,396
( Door closes )
335
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,597
He's up to something,
isn't he?
336
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,865
Yep.
337
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:24,469
But he's hotel security's
problem now.
338
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,409
Teddy.
339
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,044
- Oh.
- Try this.
340
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,747
Mm.
341
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,081
Mom,
that's delicious.
342
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,584
It's what I do.
343
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,861
( Sighs )
344
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,962
Hi-ho, Teddy.
345
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,566
- Kermit?
- Mm-hmm.
346
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:55,667
Is it really you?
347
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,336
Uh, yes.
It's really me.
348
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,537
( Clears throat )
349
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,939
Wow.
350
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,908
You look just like
you do on tv.
351
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,910
Only, um...
352
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,979
Better?
353
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:07,979
Well, thank you.
354
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:11,349
I was hoping for greener,
but that'll do.
355
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,751
Um... kermit,
356
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,420
what are you
doing here?
357
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,754
Ah, well actually,
358
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,890
I heard that you were
tearing your whole house down
359
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,859
and gonna
make it all new.
360
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,594
How'd you hear that?
361
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,596
Oh, fozzie bear ran
into your contractor
362
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:25,864
at a comedy club.
363
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,499
Not funny,
by the way.
364
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,401
Fozzie bear
or the contractor?
365
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,736
Uh-huh.
366
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,937
Yeah.
367
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,405
Well listen, Teddy,
368
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,874
I'm here to
ask you a question.
369
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,409
Or better yet,
sing you one.
370
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,644
- Que.
- ( Music playing )
371
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,413
If you could build
your dream house
372
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,416
what kind of house
would it be?
373
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,886
would have have
13 master bedrooms
374
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,154
and a pine-paneled
library?
375
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,557
would if have
a home theater
376
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,992
and an indoor pool?
377
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,760
Um, yeah.
378
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,462
That sounds
pretty cool.
379
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,531
But would it bring back
childhood memories?
380
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,001
would it
feel like home
381
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,671
to the Duncan family?
382
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,008
Seems to me
the answer is quite clear
383
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,945
this is your dream house
right here
384
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,615
just look at this place
385
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,883
what's not to love?
386
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:19,884
You've got
a floor at your feet
387
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,753
and the stars
up above
388
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,421
oh Teddy,
this is
389
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,889
your dream house
390
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,892
this is your
dream house
391
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,427
it's where
you grew up
392
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,095
it's where
you'd live now
393
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,098
if only it hadn't
become termite chow
394
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,901
this is
your dream house
395
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,737
this is my dream house?
396
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,439
It's what they call
397
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,907
a fixer-upper
398
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,810
but soon it will be
good as new
399
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,211
thanks to our
400
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,814
top-notch
construction crew...
401
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,483
( animal yelling )
402
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:54,886
I got to admit
403
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,754
that it would be weird
404
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,889
to build a new house
405
00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:00,191
and have this one
just disappear
406
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,093
maybe this is
407
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,896
my dream house
408
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,531
right here
409
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,901
both:
right here
410
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,235
miss Piggy? Mom!
411
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,771
What are you
doing...
here?
412
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,641
We couldn't help
but overhear...
413
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,910
and you can't do a musical
number without moi.
414
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:19,978
Or moi.
415
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,783
She'd really prefer
416
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:25,783
a house twice as big
417
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:29,487
I have to say
I agree with the pig
418
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,924
-
oh, Teddy.
- Both:
I want my dream house
419
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,225
that frog and that bear
420
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,893
they do have a point
421
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,028
this old House of ours
422
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,763
is a pretty
sweet joint
423
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:42,100
I think that this
is our dream house
424
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,635
who needs a spa
or a super-sized closet
425
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,004
or new counters made
426
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,238
out of marble composite
427
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,774
a four-car garage,
a jacuzzi, a deck
428
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,909
programmable lighting
that's super high tech
429
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,578
a green house,
a game room
430
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,912
a guest suite or two
431
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,647
that's not
what's important
432
00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,251
to me and to you...
433
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,120
Speak for yourself!
434
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,255
You know, miss Piggy,
I got to admit,
435
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,990
I really would
miss this place.
436
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,225
( Sighs )
437
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,559
Whatever.
438
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,694
Let's wrap this up.
439
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,630
This place may be
440
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:16,768
falling apart
at the seams
441
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,237
but this our home
442
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,239
and this is
443
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,709
the house
of our dreams...
444
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,010
dream house
445
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:28,980
dream house
446
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:33,985
the house
of our dreams.
447
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,320
Teddy:
Dreams.
448
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,794
Oh my gosh.
449
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,195
Charlie,
you were right.
450
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,130
We have to
save our house.
451
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,698
Yay!
452
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,301
Let's go find
mom and dad.
453
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,970
I should have known
it was a dream.
454
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,773
It all started with mom
455
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,308
cooking something delicious.
456
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,050
( People chattering )
457
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,263
( Sighs )
458
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,799
You want to tell me
what's going on...
459
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,267
Ted?
460
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,802
It's ed.
461
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,003
The "t" is silent.
462
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,072
All right.
463
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,273
Whatever your name is,
464
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,708
start talking.
465
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,045
Dad, I just couldn't
eat anymore
466
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,780
peanut butter sandwiches.
467
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,914
Then I found this room,
468
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:36,914
and they were
giving out free food,
469
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,051
so I just pretended
to be an accountant.
470
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,619
Hey, ed.
Who's this?
471
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,687
( Stammers )
472
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,791
Frank Johnson.
473
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,925
Ed's dad.
474
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,727
Oh, so you must be
an accountant too.
475
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,728
Yeah. Taught him
everything he knows.
476
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,829
Could you pass me
the salt?
477
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,937
( Sniffs, coughs )
478
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,173
( Groans )
479
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,809
Line dancing
and cabbage eating.
480
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,277
Man, I've been wanting
to bring those two
481
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,645
together for years.
482
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,147
We are so getting
kicked out of here.
483
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,148
( Grunts )
484
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,382
Okay, everybody.
485
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,117
Make sure you
dance really hard.
486
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,686
Extra cabbage for
the loudest stomper.
487
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,256
( Country music playing )
488
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,857
Five, six,
seven, eight.
489
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,167
- ( Pounding on door )- Come in.
490
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,136
What is going on in here?
491
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,738
Line dancing.
492
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,440
And what is that smell?
493
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,775
Cabbage.
494
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,312
Line dancing
and cabbage eating?
495
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,380
Both: Mm-hmm.
496
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,748
I've been wanting to
497
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,750
bring those two
together for years.
498
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,884
What?
499
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,152
Pump up the volume,
500
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,954
and somebody cabbage me!
501
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,923
Yee-haw!
502
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,863
We're never getting out
of this place, are we?
503
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,264
Nope.
504
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,800
Guess there's only
one thing left to do.
505
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,168
We dance!
506
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,285
You gonna
get seconds?
507
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,287
Well, I gotta get
something before thirds.
508
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,889
( Both laugh )
509
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,424
And now,
let's welcome
510
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,959
this year's
keynote speaker,
511
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,293
ed Johnson.
512
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,095
( Applause )
513
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,265
- What?
- ( Chuckles )
514
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,267
Sounds like you're
giving a speech.
515
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,102
Good thing you
wore the blazer.
516
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,171
Go get 'em, ed!
517
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:42,039
Whoo!
518
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,943
Thank you...
519
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,246
Number lovers.
520
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,283
I think you should hear
521
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,951
from the man who taught me
522
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,822
everything I know about
our beloved profession.
523
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,824
My dad,
524
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:00,925
Frank Johnson.
525
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,461
( Applause )
526
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:07,965
( Sighs )
527
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,300
Frank's not
very happy.
528
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,401
Yeah.
What accountant is?
529
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,774
( Clears throat )
530
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,011
Certified public accounting.
531
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,348
Pluses and minuses.
532
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,785
Addition and subtraction.
533
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,024
What else can you say
about accounting?
534
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,062
I've got someone
I'd like you to meet.
535
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,830
Oh yeah? Who?
536
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,866
Ted Johnson.
537
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,268
Hi.
Very nice to...
538
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,003
Dad, the jig's up!
539
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,038
Good night,
everybody!
540
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,949
So I got the final cost
on your dream house.
541
00:21:58,951 --> 00:21:58,949
Sorry it took so long,
542
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:02,186
I was having some trouble
with my calculator.
543
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,621
Oh, that's okay.
544
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,824
Turns out it needed
a new battery.
545
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,092
The good news is,
546
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,293
I have a terrific new joke
547
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:12,830
about battery replacement.
Want to hear it?
548
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,832
Both: No.
549
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,534
It's no charge.
550
00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:19,070
Is that it?
551
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,042
Yeah.
552
00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,146
Oh, there you guys are.
553
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,581
Um, mom, dad...
554
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,984
So Charlie was right.
555
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,187
We can't build
a new house.
556
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,190
Let me guess, did the
gurgles talk to you too?
557
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,025
No.
558
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,626
The muppets did.
559
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,962
Kermit and miss Piggy
appeared in my dream.
560
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,163
They were very persuasive
561
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,299
and made some
excellent points...
562
00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:50,101
Musically.
563
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,371
Guys, come on.
564
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,306
We are not
changing our plans
565
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:57,308
based on
a talking doll
566
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:59,009
and a dream.
567
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,978
So with everything
you said you wanted,
568
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,114
this is how much your new
house is gonna cost.
569
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,083
- Whoa.
- ( Gasps )
570
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,389
Um...
571
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,058
So what did kermit say?
572
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,966
- ( Hammering )- Well... ah.
573
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,234
Great news, Charlie,
574
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,302
we're rebuilding our old house.
575
00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,972
And we couldn't have done it without you
576
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,640
and your imaginary friend,
577
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,642
and me, and the muppets,
578
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:32,910
and...
579
00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,915
Can I help you?
580
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,317
I saw the camera.
581
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,520
I thought maybe it's my
chance to get discovered.
582
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,655
Oh, um...
583
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,324
I'm just making a video
for my little sister.
584
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:48,926
Does she like jokes?
585
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:52,062
I guess.
586
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,331
Knock knock.
587
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,666
Who's there?
588
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,001
Doorbell delivery.
589
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,003
Doorbell delivery who?
590
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,271
No, that's the whole joke.
591
00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:03,240
I'm... I'm not sure
you understand
592
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,708
how knock knock jokes work.
593
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,043
Well, who's the comedian here?
594
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:09,713
I'm not sure there is one.
595
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,651
The thing is is I'm knocking
596
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,252
because there is no doorbell.
597
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:16,520
You see...
598
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:18,389
- I'm delivering it.
- Good luck, Charlie.
599
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,329
Miss Piggy:
Oh, Charlie.
600
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,364
Can we ask you
a question?
601
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,632
Okay.
602
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,000
Which do you
like better?
603
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:32,203
A frog or a pig?
604
00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,204
Oh.
605
00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:34,271
Uh...
606
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,473
Charlie, I'd be
very careful
607
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,074
about how I
answered that.
608
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,144
I like them both.
609
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:43,013
But if you had
to choose just one,
610
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,448
and you have to.
611
00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:45,616
( Murmurs )
612
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:48,452
I like bears.
613
00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:50,588
Aah!
614
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,590
That's a bearygood answer.
615
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,492
( Chuckles )
616
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,993
Bears over pigs?!
617
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,127
What?!
618
00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:59,630
Oh, I'd get moving
if I were you.
619
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:02,700
Come back here, you
little bear lover, you!
620
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:03,701
Come back!
621
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,202
( Chuckles )
622
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:06,704
Hey, good luck, Charlie.
623
00:25:06,904 --> 00:25:08,104
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