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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,592 --> 00:00:05,805 Deck the halls with boughs of holly. 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,941 Fa la la la la la la la la la. 3 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:09,618 'Tis the season... 4 00:00:09,619 --> 00:00:10,549 Hi! 5 00:00:10,550 --> 00:00:12,165 Hey, sounding good, Mrs. Duncan. 6 00:00:12,166 --> 00:00:14,566 Oh! I know. 7 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:16,801 It's going to sound even better when I sing it tonight 8 00:00:16,802 --> 00:00:19,853 at the annual Duncan Christmas Eve Talent Show. 9 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,888 Oh, mom, Spencer and I are singing too. 10 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,990 We even worked out a new Christmas song together. 11 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:26,531 Oh, that is so wonderful! 12 00:00:26,532 --> 00:00:31,089 And so brave of you to sing the same night I do. 13 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:33,383 Well, we're off to Super Christmas Land. 14 00:00:33,384 --> 00:00:35,869 Ooh, Super Christmas Land? What's that? 15 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:38,092 Oh, that's what Super Adventure Land calls itself, 16 00:00:38,093 --> 00:00:40,275 for one week each year at Christmas time. 17 00:00:40,276 --> 00:00:42,226 Last week it was Super Hanukkah Land. 18 00:00:42,227 --> 00:00:45,793 Next week it's Super Kwanzaa Land. 19 00:00:45,794 --> 00:00:48,036 Merry Christmas, everybody! 20 00:00:48,037 --> 00:00:49,805 Oh, grandma's here! 21 00:00:49,806 --> 00:00:53,137 - ( Sarcastically ) Yay. - Oh! 22 00:00:53,138 --> 00:00:55,178 Oh oh! 23 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:59,476 Charlie, what do you have to say to grandma? 24 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,697 Good-bye. 25 00:01:01,892 --> 00:01:03,882 Sorry, she's just excited. 26 00:01:03,883 --> 00:01:06,610 We're off to have her very first picture taken with Santa. 27 00:01:06,611 --> 00:01:08,155 I understand. 28 00:01:08,156 --> 00:01:10,881 Okay, well, we gotta run, but we can't wait to see you later. 29 00:01:10,882 --> 00:01:12,107 - Oh, good. - Okay. 30 00:01:12,108 --> 00:01:15,828 - All right, bye. - Both: Bye. 31 00:01:19,076 --> 00:01:21,446 Oh, Amy. It's nice to see you. 32 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:24,727 Oh, Linda, it's nice to see you. 33 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:25,909 ( Nervous chuckle ) 34 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,257 Well. 35 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:30,793 The decorations look nice and whatnot. 36 00:01:30,794 --> 00:01:34,313 Although that wreath is in the wrong place. 37 00:01:34,314 --> 00:01:35,694 I like it there. 38 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:37,849 I'll fix it later. 39 00:01:37,850 --> 00:01:40,130 Okay. Bob? 40 00:01:41,220 --> 00:01:42,988 - Oh, my goodness! - Mom! 41 00:01:42,989 --> 00:01:44,860 Is that my son or Hercules? 42 00:01:44,861 --> 00:01:47,561 Oh, mom! Please! 43 00:01:47,606 --> 00:01:50,557 Dropped some weight, got totally buff. Don't make a fuss. 44 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:52,533 So, how was the flight? 45 00:01:52,534 --> 00:01:55,788 Oh, you know, the usual delays and whatnot. 46 00:01:55,789 --> 00:02:00,272 But everybody on the plane loved the song that I'm going to sing at the Talent Show. 47 00:02:00,273 --> 00:02:02,093 Deck the halls with boughs of Holly... 48 00:02:02,094 --> 00:02:04,871 Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa! Hang on there, grandma. 49 00:02:04,872 --> 00:02:06,693 I'm singing "Deck The Halls". 50 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:12,594 Sweetheart, maybe you should clean the halls before you deck them. 51 00:02:14,063 --> 00:02:16,317 ( Whispering ) I may deck something besides the halls. 52 00:02:16,318 --> 00:02:18,791 Okay, stand down. 53 00:02:18,792 --> 00:02:22,161 We both can't sing the song and I did come all the way from Phoenix. 54 00:02:22,162 --> 00:02:23,512 She did come all the way from Phoenix. 55 00:02:23,513 --> 00:02:25,742 - Well, it's my house. - It is her house. 56 00:02:25,743 --> 00:02:28,162 - I gave birth to you. - I married you. Ba-bam! 57 00:02:28,163 --> 00:02:29,813 Okay, fine! 58 00:02:29,814 --> 00:02:32,265 Nobody sings it. That's my final decision. 59 00:02:32,266 --> 00:02:33,784 Oh, that's your decision? 60 00:02:33,785 --> 00:02:36,440 Who died and made you King of the Talent Show? 61 00:02:36,441 --> 00:02:39,681 - Really! - Unbelievable. 62 00:02:41,515 --> 00:02:43,927 ( High voice ) Yay, Christmas. 63 00:02:43,928 --> 00:02:46,795 ( Rock music playing ) 64 00:02:46,796 --> 00:02:49,932 Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes. 65 00:02:49,933 --> 00:02:53,081 "Has anybody seen my left shoe?" 66 00:02:53,082 --> 00:02:56,606 I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud. 67 00:02:56,607 --> 00:02:59,942 There it is up on the roof. 68 00:02:59,943 --> 00:03:03,125 I've been there, I survived. 69 00:03:03,126 --> 00:03:06,048 So just take my advice. 70 00:03:06,049 --> 00:03:09,818 Hang in there, baby things are crazy. 71 00:03:09,819 --> 00:03:12,740 But I know your future's bright. 72 00:03:12,741 --> 00:03:16,365 Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe. 73 00:03:16,366 --> 00:03:18,894 Everything turns out all right. 74 00:03:18,895 --> 00:03:21,427 Sure life is up and down. 75 00:03:21,428 --> 00:03:24,967 But trust me, it comes back around. 76 00:03:24,968 --> 00:03:29,648 You're gonna love who you turn out to be. 77 00:03:30,366 --> 00:03:33,366 Hang in there, baby. 78 00:03:39,607 --> 00:03:41,400 Hey, guys? 79 00:03:41,401 --> 00:03:44,775 Uh, listen. I need a favor. 80 00:03:44,776 --> 00:03:49,369 Well, since we're still in the pre-Christmas gotta-be-nice zone. 81 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:52,670 What can we do for you? 82 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,847 I need you to find out what your mom got me for Christmas. 83 00:03:55,848 --> 00:03:58,658 - Why? - Well, because. 84 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:00,836 Every year, your mom and I, we make this agreement 85 00:04:00,837 --> 00:04:03,280 not to spend too much on each other's presents but... 86 00:04:03,281 --> 00:04:06,941 I never know what that means. 87 00:04:07,286 --> 00:04:08,573 I would have thought "not spending too much" 88 00:04:08,574 --> 00:04:12,390 is a phrase you're very familiar with. 89 00:04:12,391 --> 00:04:15,001 Every year I wind up getting it wrong. 90 00:04:15,002 --> 00:04:19,384 Oh, right, like the time she bought you really nice watch and you got her those... 91 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:23,948 - Uh, what were they called again? - Slocks. 92 00:04:23,949 --> 00:04:26,299 They're not slippers, they're not socks. 93 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,119 They're Slocks. 94 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:32,823 That was the Christmas that mom kept slipping and falling. 95 00:04:32,824 --> 00:04:37,896 Slocks... they're not just ugly, they're dangerous. 96 00:04:37,897 --> 00:04:41,512 All right. Come on, guys. Hey... 97 00:04:41,513 --> 00:04:44,969 When you were doing your present snooping, did you happen to see what your mom got me? 98 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:48,645 Dad, I'm older now. I don't do that anymore. 99 00:04:48,646 --> 00:04:51,976 And thanks for the headphones! 100 00:04:51,977 --> 00:04:55,079 Well, naughty can't help me. Let's try nice. 101 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,718 - Ooh, that's me! - Ha ha, PJ! 102 00:04:57,719 --> 00:05:00,730 Come on, find out from your mom what she got me. 103 00:05:00,731 --> 00:05:03,021 - All right, I'll talk to her. - All right, great. 104 00:05:03,022 --> 00:05:08,726 She'll tell you anything. We all know you're her favorite. 105 00:05:08,727 --> 00:05:10,461 He is? 106 00:05:10,462 --> 00:05:15,322 Well, hey hey hey! I didn't say my favorite. 107 00:05:15,734 --> 00:05:19,214 That would be Teddy, right? 108 00:05:19,683 --> 00:05:22,023 No comment. 109 00:05:23,352 --> 00:05:25,224 Oh, relax. 110 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:29,245 I'm sure you're in the top five. 111 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:38,373 I know that you're tired and you're hungry and your feet are cold, 112 00:05:38,374 --> 00:05:40,438 but all this whining doesn't help. 113 00:05:40,439 --> 00:05:43,799 But it's taking so long! 114 00:05:44,432 --> 00:05:47,483 When do I get to see Santa? 115 00:05:47,484 --> 00:05:49,805 Really soon, I promise. 116 00:05:49,806 --> 00:05:51,774 Yeah, if that kid would ever get off Santa's lap. 117 00:05:51,775 --> 00:05:53,608 He's been on there for like 10 minutes. 118 00:05:53,609 --> 00:05:55,397 Yeah, what's taking him so long? 119 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:58,747 It should be sit, list, snap, go. 120 00:05:58,748 --> 00:06:02,752 Sit, list, snap, go! How hard is that? 121 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:06,533 Santa can hear you, young lady. 122 00:06:06,603 --> 00:06:09,602 Yeah, well, that's kind of the idea, Santa. 123 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:12,112 But seriously, you might want to cool it, all right? 124 00:06:12,113 --> 00:06:14,562 - Carl's not the nicest guy. - Wait, you know Santa? 125 00:06:14,563 --> 00:06:15,822 Yeah, from when we worked here. 126 00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:18,272 I did a show with him. "The tribute to America". 127 00:06:18,273 --> 00:06:20,836 He played Johnny Appleseed before he put on the weight. 128 00:06:20,837 --> 00:06:23,897 Santa heard that too. 129 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,244 - Hey, mom. - Hey. 130 00:06:32,245 --> 00:06:34,454 What you doing? 131 00:06:34,455 --> 00:06:36,555 Welding. 132 00:06:38,809 --> 00:06:41,089 Good good. 133 00:06:41,993 --> 00:06:46,339 So, listen, I was thinking about what present to get for dad. 134 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:50,218 And I don't want to get him the same thing you did. 135 00:06:50,219 --> 00:06:53,329 What did you get him again? 136 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,942 Did your dad send you down here to find out what I got him? 137 00:06:55,943 --> 00:07:00,185 I'm not prepared for any follow-up questions. 138 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,202 I'm not going to tell you what I got him. 139 00:07:02,203 --> 00:07:05,120 Then I won't ask again. 140 00:07:05,121 --> 00:07:08,430 Am I still your favorite? 141 00:07:08,431 --> 00:07:10,069 That's why you're my favorite. 142 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:11,652 Yes! 143 00:07:11,653 --> 00:07:16,873 Well, then I'll let you get back to your welding. 144 00:07:17,731 --> 00:07:20,452 - Good news, guys. - You found out what your mom's getting me? 145 00:07:20,453 --> 00:07:24,713 No, but I confirmed I'm her favorite. 146 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:27,325 Well, there you go. 147 00:07:27,326 --> 00:07:30,746 Gonna fail Christmas again. 148 00:07:30,823 --> 00:07:32,586 Maybe I can help you. 149 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:34,819 You already bought mom a gift, right? 150 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:39,449 And I'm guessing it's somewhere in the Slocks area? 151 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:45,350 Actually, I got her a very special foam rug for the kitchen. 152 00:07:46,094 --> 00:07:48,321 Something she can stand on when she's doing the dishes. 153 00:07:48,322 --> 00:07:51,572 It's called the foot cush. 154 00:07:51,573 --> 00:07:57,453 Oh, so you want the Slocks to seem like the good old days. 155 00:07:57,803 --> 00:08:03,382 Wow, dad, you set the bar so low, I can't believe you went under it. 156 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,810 - Good one. - Thank you. I like yours too. 157 00:08:05,811 --> 00:08:07,708 Guys, I'm just trying to be thoughtful. 158 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:09,862 Look, your mom saw a foot cushion in a store once, 159 00:08:09,863 --> 00:08:11,715 and she said she might like one. 160 00:08:11,716 --> 00:08:14,373 All right, so the point is you got the cheap gift covered. 161 00:08:14,374 --> 00:08:17,838 Now all you have to do is buy mom a nice gift. 162 00:08:17,839 --> 00:08:19,157 Buy her two gifts? 163 00:08:19,158 --> 00:08:22,601 Exactly. Then hide them in different places and after you open mom's gift to you, 164 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,090 you'll know which one to give her. 165 00:08:25,091 --> 00:08:28,378 Gabe! That's genius. Eh? 166 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:32,717 There you go. That's why you're my favorite. 167 00:08:32,718 --> 00:08:38,418 This whole favorite thing is starting to lose all meaning. 168 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:44,537 Yes. We're next, Charlie. 169 00:08:44,538 --> 00:08:46,223 Spencer: Teddy, look. 170 00:08:46,224 --> 00:08:48,225 Teddy: Back in one hour?! 171 00:08:48,226 --> 00:08:49,973 You can't do that. 172 00:08:49,974 --> 00:08:52,894 Sorry, missy, I get a one hour break every four hours I work. 173 00:08:52,895 --> 00:08:53,843 Union rules. 174 00:08:53,844 --> 00:08:56,601 - What Union? - H.A.G... 175 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,599 The Holiday Actors Guild. 176 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,717 No no, wait. Come on, come on. 177 00:09:00,718 --> 00:09:02,819 Look, we've been waiting here for two hours. 178 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,147 Okay, we're hungry, we're tired... 179 00:09:05,148 --> 00:09:07,891 Take it up with H.A.G. now get out of my way. 180 00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:09,693 You're not going anywhere, Santa. 181 00:09:09,694 --> 00:09:12,454 Try and stop me. 182 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,573 Ha ha ha! 183 00:09:14,574 --> 00:09:16,614 Whoops! 184 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:23,728 Oh, Teddy. 185 00:09:25,358 --> 00:09:26,371 ( Crashing ) 186 00:09:26,372 --> 00:09:28,232 Yes! 187 00:09:29,106 --> 00:09:32,275 Let's get the picture. Here, I'll hold Santa's arms down. 188 00:09:32,276 --> 00:09:35,816 Step away from the fat man. 189 00:09:35,987 --> 00:09:37,988 Well well well. 190 00:09:37,989 --> 00:09:41,409 If it isn't Teddy Duncan. 191 00:09:41,476 --> 00:09:44,056 Howdy, Sheriff. 192 00:09:44,764 --> 00:09:47,404 Merry Christmas. 193 00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:53,170 You redecorated. Place looks good. 194 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:57,450 We try to give it a holiday feel. 195 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,910 - Hey, honey. - Oh, Bob? 196 00:10:03,911 --> 00:10:08,320 Um, I've decided I'm not going to sing "Deck The Halls" at the Talent Show. 197 00:10:08,321 --> 00:10:11,338 Really? Oh, thank you. 198 00:10:11,339 --> 00:10:16,026 Thank you for taking the high road and keeping the peace. 199 00:10:16,027 --> 00:10:19,763 I'm going to do an impression instead. 200 00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:21,432 - An impression? - Mmm. 201 00:10:21,433 --> 00:10:24,801 Of a family member. Can you guess who? 202 00:10:24,802 --> 00:10:25,637 ( Breathing hard ) 203 00:10:25,638 --> 00:10:29,839 "I flew all the way in from Phoenix and whatnot". 204 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,821 And, oh oh! 205 00:10:31,822 --> 00:10:35,782 "Bobby is so muscley and whatnot". 206 00:10:36,071 --> 00:10:39,408 Oh. Hey, mom. Um, how much did you hear? 207 00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:41,526 I didn't hear a thing. 208 00:10:41,527 --> 00:10:47,427 I just wanted to tell you that I've decided to let Amy sing "Deck The Halls" this year. 209 00:10:47,504 --> 00:10:51,195 Well, I'm glad somebody understands the true spirit of Christmas. 210 00:10:51,196 --> 00:10:54,290 Instead I'm going to do an impression of a family member. 211 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:56,091 Oh. 212 00:10:56,718 --> 00:10:58,734 Can you guess who? 213 00:10:58,735 --> 00:11:02,335 "My house is dirty". Ba-bam! 214 00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:06,349 I can't even hang a wreath. "Ba-bam!" 215 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:07,911 - Whatnot. - Ba-bam! 216 00:11:07,912 --> 00:11:08,933 - Whatnot! - Ba-bam! 217 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,881 Oh, come on. You know what? I've had it with the two of you. 218 00:11:11,882 --> 00:11:15,312 Forget it. Talent Show is canceled. 219 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:18,113 - Who does he think he is? - You gave birth to him. 220 00:11:18,114 --> 00:11:21,834 Well, you married him. Ba-bam! 221 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:33,269 So last year, you tackled the Super Adventure Land Mayor. 222 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:36,272 Today you bowled over Santa Claus. What's next? 223 00:11:36,273 --> 00:11:39,777 You gonna harpoon The Easter Bunny? 224 00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:45,530 Well, I don't know. I haven't made my plans yet for easter. 225 00:11:45,531 --> 00:11:47,317 How much longer do I have to stay in here? 226 00:11:47,318 --> 00:11:49,521 You aren't going anywhere till we have a trial. 227 00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:51,508 Can't have a trial till the Judge gets here. 228 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:54,809 Well, when will that be? 229 00:11:55,994 --> 00:11:59,897 Super Adventure Land Christmas court is now in session. 230 00:11:59,898 --> 00:12:01,097 Santa? 231 00:12:01,098 --> 00:12:05,413 This is not how I wanted to be spending my break. 232 00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:07,659 Teddy Duncan, you may approach the bench. 233 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,760 Finally. 234 00:12:12,243 --> 00:12:14,710 In the case of Kringle versus Duncan, 235 00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:18,114 you are charged with assault with a snowman head. 236 00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:19,459 How do you plead? 237 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:23,240 Not guilty by reason of being... 238 00:12:24,485 --> 00:12:26,825 Not guilty. 239 00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:30,887 All right, Santa. In your own words, tell us exactly what happened. 240 00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:35,458 Well, I was taking my H.A.G. mandated break and then she attacked me. 241 00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:37,167 Ask him. He saw the whole thing. 242 00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:39,505 Uh, your honor, I have to recuse myself. 243 00:12:39,506 --> 00:12:43,006 I'm in a very happy and committed relationship with the defendant. 244 00:12:43,007 --> 00:12:45,467 Ooh, Sweetie. 245 00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:49,732 Thank you, Sweetie, you are recused. 246 00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:53,279 All right, let's hear from the defense. 247 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:58,770 Your honor, if I may, Christmas is the most magical time of year. 248 00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:02,475 And who loves it more than anyone? 249 00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:04,361 The children. 250 00:13:04,362 --> 00:13:06,783 And I was just trying to make one child happy. 251 00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:11,585 So if that's a crime, well, then call me a criminal. 252 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:15,338 Or don't. You know, whatever gets me out of here faster. 253 00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:18,041 I've heard enough. I'm ready to rule. 254 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:20,210 My verdict is guilty. 255 00:13:20,211 --> 00:13:21,816 Yes! 256 00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:23,192 You're guilty. 257 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:26,702 Me? I'm... I'm not on trial here. 258 00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:29,400 I've never liked you, Carl. 259 00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:32,904 It's time you learned a little something about Christmas spirit. 260 00:13:32,905 --> 00:13:36,699 I sentence you to one picture with this little girl. 261 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,872 Thank you, Sheriff. 262 00:13:38,873 --> 00:13:40,207 Yay. 263 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,428 ( Laughs ) 264 00:13:45,643 --> 00:13:48,523 Jolly it up, Carl. 265 00:13:55,113 --> 00:13:59,049 What you doing? What are you looking at? 266 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,690 What you doing? 267 00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:08,431 Oh. Oh, he's such a sweet little angel. 268 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,127 Aw, he sure is. 269 00:14:10,128 --> 00:14:15,315 It's too bad his first Christmas has all this fighting and unpleasantness. 270 00:14:15,316 --> 00:14:17,416 I know. 271 00:14:18,002 --> 00:14:19,628 I have a solution. 272 00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:22,629 I'll help you pack. 273 00:14:22,745 --> 00:14:26,242 I was going to say that we should sing "Deck The Halls" together. 274 00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:27,834 You mean as a duet? 275 00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:31,015 Yes. So, let's du-et. 276 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:44,906 ( All cheering ) 277 00:14:46,883 --> 00:14:52,069 Yeah! Let's give it up for the great Bobbini and his assistant Charlie! 278 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,392 ( All cheering ) 279 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,107 Okay, quick question for Bobbini. 280 00:14:57,108 --> 00:15:00,043 That dove you made disappear? Where is it? 281 00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:02,893 Oh, don't worry, honey. We'll find it later... 282 00:15:02,894 --> 00:15:05,114 Hopefully. 283 00:15:06,254 --> 00:15:12,154 Okay, well, up next, the musical stylings of grandma and mom. 284 00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:17,894 Deck the halls with boughs of Holly. 285 00:15:17,895 --> 00:15:20,249 Fa la la la la la la la la la. 286 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,726 'Tis the season to be jolly. 287 00:15:22,727 --> 00:15:25,102 Fa la la la la la la la la la. 288 00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:27,577 Don we now our gay apparel. 289 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,150 Fa la la la la la la la la. 290 00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:32,566 Troll the ancient yuletide carol. 291 00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,969 Both: Fa la la la la la la la la la. 292 00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:37,517 See the blazing yule before us. 293 00:15:37,518 --> 00:15:39,916 Fa la la la la la la la la la. 294 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,017 - Strike the harp... - Ow! 295 00:15:41,018 --> 00:15:42,338 And join the chorus. 296 00:15:42,339 --> 00:15:44,664 Both: Fa la la la la la la la la la. 297 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:47,206 Follow me in merry measure. 298 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,497 Fa la la la la la la la la la. 299 00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:51,983 While I tell of yuletide treasure. 300 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,189 Fa la la la la la. 301 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:55,710 La la la la! 302 00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:06,978 Well, there you have it, 303 00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:10,104 grandma and mom working together for the first and 304 00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:13,103 probably the last time. 305 00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:16,921 Okay, next we have PJ and Gabe doing... what are you guys doing? 306 00:16:16,922 --> 00:16:20,069 An exercise in improvisational theater. 307 00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,848 That's right. Improv at its finest, people. 308 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,273 We are looking for suggestions from the audience. 309 00:16:25,274 --> 00:16:28,029 We need an occupation and an object. 310 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:32,678 - A lawyer and a rock. - Has to be a cop and a banana. 311 00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:37,419 - A cop and a banana. - Excellent suggestion. 312 00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:40,532 Oh, here I am being a cop. 313 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,701 Ooh, look at that. 314 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,922 A banana. 315 00:16:45,598 --> 00:16:49,138 Now I'm peeling the banana. 316 00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,483 Hey, I'm a criminal. Give me that banana. 317 00:16:51,484 --> 00:16:53,889 No, it's my banana. 318 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:56,170 And scene. 319 00:16:57,159 --> 00:17:00,159 ( Scattered applause ) 320 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:05,467 Okay, now Spencer and I are going to sing a new Christmas song for you. 321 00:17:05,468 --> 00:17:07,337 Hope you like it. 322 00:17:07,338 --> 00:17:10,458 ( Playing slow melody ) 323 00:17:13,084 --> 00:17:18,568 I hear church bells a'ringing. 324 00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:20,670 Carolers are singing. 325 00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:24,060 Harmony with me now. 326 00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:27,942 You are looking so lovely. 327 00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:29,227 Yeah! 328 00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:33,386 Even if the lights go out. 329 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:40,105 We've got mistletoe, and firelight. 330 00:17:40,106 --> 00:17:45,015 On this cold December night. 331 00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:50,235 The snow outside will set the mood. 332 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:55,972 As I sing my song for you. 333 00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:57,833 Woo! 334 00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:04,968 Merry first Christmas, Toby. 335 00:18:04,969 --> 00:18:07,309 ( Gurgling ) 336 00:18:07,703 --> 00:18:09,563 Yay. 337 00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:14,370 For Gabe. 338 00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:16,079 Okay. Merry Christmas, Gabe. 339 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,495 Hey, headphones! Thanks, guys. 340 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:21,591 How do you know what's in it? You haven't opened it yet. 341 00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:23,872 Oh, right. 342 00:18:23,997 --> 00:18:27,597 Hey, headphones. Thanks, guys. 343 00:18:28,497 --> 00:18:30,402 Okay, where are mom's presents? 344 00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:36,303 Expensive one's under the red tree, cheap one's behind my chair. 345 00:18:36,318 --> 00:18:38,573 Okay, honey, time for you and I to exchange presents. 346 00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:40,491 But I want mine first. 347 00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,138 Well, hang on there, tiger. 348 00:18:42,139 --> 00:18:45,707 Easy easy. Okay, let's see what we've got here. 349 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,482 ( Struggling ) Oh, my goodness! 350 00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:48,956 Whoa. 351 00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:51,177 ( Laughs ) 352 00:18:53,985 --> 00:18:56,230 Big box, small present. 353 00:18:56,231 --> 00:19:00,305 Mama Ames's Christmas fake-out. Woo woo! 354 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,258 What is it? 355 00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:03,793 I bought you your very own star. 356 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,795 All: Nice! Ooh! 357 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:09,207 It's recorded in the International Star Registry and everything. 358 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:13,482 I almost bought him a planet. That could have been ugly. 359 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:16,039 Wow. Thank you, Sweetie. 360 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,521 Hey, mom, check it out. 361 00:19:17,522 --> 00:19:19,322 Eh. 362 00:19:20,713 --> 00:19:22,045 Okay, where's my present? 363 00:19:22,046 --> 00:19:25,219 Uh, hang on. Still... still loving my present, 364 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:28,259 which must have cost you a pretty penny, yes? 365 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:31,754 Dad, it's the thought that counts. Can't put a price on that. 366 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,285 Yes. 367 00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:35,193 But if you could... 368 00:19:35,194 --> 00:19:37,267 Still waiting for my present. 369 00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:39,352 Okay, um... 370 00:19:39,353 --> 00:19:41,213 Uh... 371 00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:46,601 Okay, all right. 372 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,562 - There we go. - Ooh! What do we have here? 373 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,665 ( Gasps ) 374 00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:52,016 Oh. 375 00:19:52,017 --> 00:19:54,305 It's a bracelet. 376 00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:56,212 Oh, Bob, it's beautiful. 377 00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:59,471 But you must have spent 10 times what I spent. 378 00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:03,372 Oh, now we're gonna talk prices. 379 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:05,564 Well, honey, I just... 380 00:20:05,565 --> 00:20:10,026 I'm very thankful, I just... I thought we agreed not to spend very much. 381 00:20:10,027 --> 00:20:14,864 Maybe you'll find our gift a little more appropriate. 382 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:18,705 Hey, what are you... you can't... 383 00:20:18,836 --> 00:20:22,825 - This is from me and PJ! - Oh, my goodness! A foot cush? 384 00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:24,746 Yeah. 385 00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,676 How did you guys know? 386 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:32,257 Seriously, you guys! I have been wanting one of these forever. 387 00:20:32,258 --> 00:20:37,787 Oh, my gosh. I mentioned it to your father once, but I guess he wasn't listening. 388 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,658 We listen, mom. 389 00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:42,359 Because we care. 390 00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,382 Okay, time for our Christmas picture. 391 00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:48,354 All: Okay. Let's do it, guys. Come on. 392 00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:50,430 Hey, buddy. 393 00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:52,291 Hey. 394 00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:55,617 Oh, up we go. 395 00:20:56,301 --> 00:20:58,074 Hey, buddy. 396 00:20:58,075 --> 00:21:01,435 - Smile! - Sweetheart, oh! 397 00:21:02,089 --> 00:21:03,980 Dove at 10:00! 398 00:21:03,981 --> 00:21:06,141 All: Ah! 399 00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,201 Hey, Charlie. 400 00:21:14,202 --> 00:21:17,988 Well, you finally got your first picture with Santa Claus. 401 00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,962 It was a day to remember. 402 00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:23,426 Although I hope you forget the part about me attacking Santa clause, 403 00:21:23,427 --> 00:21:26,667 and then going to jail. 404 00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:30,661 Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that. 405 00:21:30,662 --> 00:21:32,691 ( Rewinding ) 406 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:36,009 Hey, Charlie. So, you finally got your first picture with Santa Claus. 407 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:39,058 That I'm mentioning for the very first time. 408 00:21:39,059 --> 00:21:41,728 Hey, any chance I could say "good luck, Charlie"? 409 00:21:41,729 --> 00:21:44,756 - I've never said it before. - Oh, yeah. Sure, of course. 410 00:21:44,757 --> 00:21:47,123 - Good luck, Charlie. - Hey! 411 00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:49,224 Ba-bam! 412 00:21:51,529 --> 00:21:53,929 ( Rewinding ) 413 00:21:54,006 --> 00:21:56,341 Hey. You got your first picture with Santa. 414 00:21:56,342 --> 00:21:59,222 Good luck, Charlie. 415 00:22:00,177 --> 00:22:02,937 ( Doorbell rings ) 416 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,650 ( Gasps ) 417 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,651 Snowy the Snowman, registered trademark of Super Adventure Land, incorporated? 418 00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:15,952 What are you doing here? 419 00:22:16,926 --> 00:22:20,071 My head's fine. Thanks for asking. 420 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:24,308 Oh, are you mad because I used your head as a bowling ball? 421 00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:26,649 Little bit. 422 00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:32,393 Look, I'm... I'm really sorry. Come on in. 423 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,677 Hey, how about I make it up to you? How about some cookies? 424 00:22:36,678 --> 00:22:38,791 I could eat. 425 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,944 Great. All right, well, make yourself comfortable. 426 00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:43,945 I'll be right back. 427 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:49,458 Okay, so great news, we've got chocolate chip, peanut butter... 428 00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:51,379 Yeee! 429 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,960 Oh! 430 00:22:54,529 --> 00:22:56,809 Snowy, no! 431 00:22:56,864 --> 00:23:00,524 Snowy: I'm having a bad day. 432 00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:06,430 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 433 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:11,030 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32199

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