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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,721 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:12,586 --> 00:00:15,497 Uh-oh. Charlie's in a time-out. What'd she do? 3 00:00:15,498 --> 00:00:17,943 She tried to give your baby brother to the mailman. 4 00:00:17,953 --> 00:00:22,504 Mm-hmm. Even put a stamp on his forehead. 5 00:00:23,946 --> 00:00:26,364 Wait a minute, didn't PJ try to mail me? 6 00:00:26,365 --> 00:00:30,030 Yes, and you tried to mail Gabe, and Gabe tried to mail Charlie. 7 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:34,438 See, these are the sweet family memories you just don't get with e-mail. 8 00:00:34,439 --> 00:00:36,207 Mm. 9 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:38,128 Okay. 10 00:00:39,511 --> 00:00:41,379 Charlie, have you learned your lesson? 11 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,180 No. 12 00:00:43,857 --> 00:00:48,237 Close enough. Get outta here. Go go go. 13 00:00:48,269 --> 00:00:50,853 Uh... Oh. Um... 14 00:00:50,854 --> 00:00:54,164 By the way, I was on your school website this morning, 15 00:00:54,165 --> 00:00:57,370 and I noticed that your volleyball team needs a team mom. 16 00:00:57,371 --> 00:00:59,715 Don't tell me you're thinking about calling. 17 00:00:59,716 --> 00:01:01,756 Called. 18 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,995 But you're... You're not doing it, right? 19 00:01:03,996 --> 00:01:05,753 Doing it. 20 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:09,012 Mom! Don't you think we should have had a conversation about this? 21 00:01:09,013 --> 00:01:11,233 Just did. 22 00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:13,983 ( Sighs ) 23 00:01:13,984 --> 00:01:15,919 ( Laughs ) 24 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,315 What are you smiling about? 25 00:01:18,316 --> 00:01:20,771 It'll be your turn next. 26 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:23,185 ( Rock music playing ) 27 00:01:23,186 --> 00:01:26,322 Today's all burnt toast running late and Dad jokes. 28 00:01:26,323 --> 00:01:29,471 "Has anybody seen my left shoe?" 29 00:01:29,472 --> 00:01:32,996 I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud. 30 00:01:32,997 --> 00:01:36,332 There it is up on the roof. 31 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:39,515 I've been there, I survived. 32 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,438 So just take my advice. 33 00:01:42,439 --> 00:01:46,208 Hang in there, baby things are crazy. 34 00:01:46,209 --> 00:01:49,130 But I know your future's bright. 35 00:01:49,131 --> 00:01:52,755 Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe. 36 00:01:52,756 --> 00:01:55,284 Everything turns out all right. 37 00:01:55,285 --> 00:01:57,817 Sure life is up and down. 38 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:01,357 But trust me, it comes back around. 39 00:02:01,358 --> 00:02:06,038 You're gonna love who you turn out to be. 40 00:02:06,756 --> 00:02:09,756 Hang in there, baby. 41 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,852 Hey, Teddy. 42 00:02:22,078 --> 00:02:24,279 I'm a fragrance technician at Bimbel's. 43 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,048 - Fragrance technician. - Mm-hmm. 44 00:02:26,049 --> 00:02:30,052 Basically, I hold up a bottle of cologne and do this... CHH. 45 00:02:30,053 --> 00:02:33,354 Very different from when I used to work at Kwikki-Chikki, where I did this... 46 00:02:33,355 --> 00:02:34,389 ( Imitates clunking ) 47 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:36,291 And this... ( Whooshing ) 48 00:02:36,292 --> 00:02:37,326 And sometimes this... 49 00:02:37,327 --> 00:02:40,314 ( Imitates squeaking ) 50 00:02:40,315 --> 00:02:43,031 Oh. Now you try this. 51 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,892 Zip. 52 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,374 This is baseball. 53 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:56,461 Not my favorite sport, but when I get to watch it, 54 00:02:56,462 --> 00:03:00,362 I get three hours all to myself. 55 00:03:00,898 --> 00:03:03,118 ( Cooing ) 56 00:03:05,989 --> 00:03:07,649 - Hey, dad. - Yeah? 57 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:09,013 There's something we need to talk about. 58 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:10,800 Oh, no. 59 00:03:10,801 --> 00:03:13,693 Do I have to call my lawyer? 60 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:17,466 My insurance guy? Please don't say both. 61 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:20,068 Don't worry. You don't have to call anybody. 62 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:24,172 Besides, trouble making was more tween Gabe's thing. 63 00:03:24,173 --> 00:03:27,008 I'm teen Gabe now. 64 00:03:27,009 --> 00:03:29,015 Well welcome Sir, we've uh... 65 00:03:29,016 --> 00:03:32,047 Been nervously expecting you. 66 00:03:32,048 --> 00:03:34,282 All right. So, here's the thing. 67 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:38,423 Tomorrow, I need your help because... 68 00:03:39,432 --> 00:03:41,223 I have a date. 69 00:03:41,224 --> 00:03:43,721 Nice. So, who's the girl? 70 00:03:43,722 --> 00:03:45,570 Her name's Emma. She's new at our school. 71 00:03:45,571 --> 00:03:51,199 Okay, so because she doesn't know you, she agreed to go out with you. 72 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,020 - Exactly. - Yeah. 73 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,214 Okay. So, here's the plan. 74 00:03:56,215 --> 00:03:58,971 You pick us up, you take us to the theater, 75 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:03,037 and you sit as far away from us as possible. 76 00:04:03,038 --> 00:04:04,546 Questions? 77 00:04:04,547 --> 00:04:07,215 Can I speak to her? 78 00:04:07,216 --> 00:04:13,116 Uh, yes. I have taken the liberty of preparing some small talk for you. 79 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:16,091 ( Sighs ) 80 00:04:16,092 --> 00:04:17,804 "Hello." 81 00:04:17,805 --> 00:04:20,128 "I'm Bob." 82 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,469 "Good-bye." 83 00:04:23,683 --> 00:04:26,348 You know, now that I'm hearing it out loud... 84 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,889 We may not need "I'm Bob." 85 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:41,316 Hey, Emmett. How's the road trip to Death Valley? 86 00:04:41,317 --> 00:04:43,251 You ran out of gas? 87 00:04:43,252 --> 00:04:46,252 That can't be good. 88 00:04:46,255 --> 00:04:48,090 Vultures? 89 00:04:48,091 --> 00:04:51,091 That can't be good. 90 00:04:53,196 --> 00:04:54,524 Emmett. 91 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:56,683 Dude, Emmett. You're not gonna believe this. 92 00:04:56,684 --> 00:05:02,103 I think the clown moved out because there's a really cute girl in that apartment. 93 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:04,406 Well, you can't call dibs! 94 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:07,342 We're not even sure if you're coming back. 95 00:05:07,343 --> 00:05:11,243 Sorry, dude. I'm making my move. 96 00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:17,938 Yeah. 97 00:05:19,054 --> 00:05:21,574 Up, and down. 98 00:05:22,498 --> 00:05:25,018 Up, and down. 99 00:05:26,095 --> 00:05:28,015 Up... 100 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:31,030 And down. 101 00:05:38,174 --> 00:05:40,008 I hear this movie is pretty good. 102 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:41,868 Yeah, me too. ( Chuckles ) 103 00:05:41,869 --> 00:05:46,564 ( Gabe's voice ) Yeah, me too? That's all you got? 104 00:05:46,565 --> 00:05:51,605 I should have written out some cards for myself. 105 00:06:00,029 --> 00:06:02,849 Oh. Great, thanks. 106 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,237 My daughter's on a date with a kid... 107 00:06:06,238 --> 00:06:09,783 And I'm keeping an eye on them. 108 00:06:09,784 --> 00:06:11,105 You know what? 109 00:06:11,106 --> 00:06:13,074 I think that's my kid she's on the date with. 110 00:06:13,075 --> 00:06:14,242 ( Laughs ) 111 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:17,045 - Bob Duncan. - Randy Schleebee, how you doing? 112 00:06:17,046 --> 00:06:19,326 I'm good. 113 00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:22,582 Have some popcorn. 114 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,983 Hmm? Thanks. 115 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,059 Have all the popcorn. 116 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:33,460 Whoa. Salty. 117 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:38,490 Yuck. Root beer. 118 00:06:39,736 --> 00:06:41,836 My bad. 119 00:06:42,205 --> 00:06:45,085 Oh, it's starting. 120 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:52,401 ( Sighs ) 121 00:06:52,402 --> 00:06:55,183 Man, I can't believe we lost again. 122 00:06:55,184 --> 00:06:56,738 What do you think the problem is? 123 00:06:56,739 --> 00:07:01,022 The other team scored more points than us. 124 00:07:01,023 --> 00:07:03,258 - Um, I have an idea. - Mm! 125 00:07:03,259 --> 00:07:05,705 Nope. Mom, remember we made an agreement. 126 00:07:05,706 --> 00:07:11,132 As team mom, you can only answer questions about snacks and schedules. 127 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:14,068 We even put this in writing. 128 00:07:14,069 --> 00:07:17,004 Well, if she gives advice as awesomely as she slices oranges, 129 00:07:17,005 --> 00:07:18,072 maybe she's got something. 130 00:07:18,073 --> 00:07:20,472 I like this girl. 131 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,943 Okay, ladies. Listen up. I've got a story for you. 132 00:07:22,944 --> 00:07:25,582 Oh, just so long as it's not one of your college stories. 133 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:28,629 - When I was in college... - Here we go. 134 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:32,153 I played hockey for the Southwest Denver Community College Lady Icers. 135 00:07:32,154 --> 00:07:34,289 We'd lost 10 games in a row. 136 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:37,926 But all that was about to change the night that we played our arch rival, 137 00:07:37,927 --> 00:07:43,147 the Northeast Pueblo Community College Lady Checkers. 138 00:07:43,486 --> 00:07:47,335 This is time you're never gonna get back. 139 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:51,320 Now, because of a terrible blizzard, we had to stay in a motel. 140 00:07:51,321 --> 00:07:53,307 Best thing that ever happened to us. 141 00:07:53,308 --> 00:07:56,077 We all got to know each other and we really bonded. 142 00:07:56,078 --> 00:07:58,025 And you know what happened at the next game? 143 00:07:58,026 --> 00:08:01,895 No, but I'm on the edge of my seat. 144 00:08:01,896 --> 00:08:04,734 One of their players tripped me from behind... 145 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:08,525 And our entire team jumped that girl and cross-checked the daylights out of her. 146 00:08:08,526 --> 00:08:10,626 Ba-bam! 147 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,897 It was so touching. 148 00:08:14,898 --> 00:08:19,006 To recap, your advice is that we attack someone? 149 00:08:19,007 --> 00:08:21,028 Well, not at first. 150 00:08:21,029 --> 00:08:24,901 No no no. I'm saying that you invite the team over for a slumber party. 151 00:08:24,902 --> 00:08:27,501 - So you guys can all bond. - I love parties. 152 00:08:27,502 --> 00:08:31,212 And I just got a new sleeping bag! 153 00:08:31,213 --> 00:08:34,081 Okay, you are way too perky. 154 00:08:34,082 --> 00:08:35,994 Looks like we're having a sleepover. 155 00:08:35,995 --> 00:08:39,595 Yes, in my new sleeping bag! 156 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:43,416 Seriously, just dial it down. 157 00:08:47,029 --> 00:08:48,162 ( Sighs ) 158 00:08:48,163 --> 00:08:51,763 - What a day. - What a day. 159 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:57,070 - She sat so close. - He sat so close. 160 00:08:57,239 --> 00:09:01,679 - Our hands touched. - Our hands touched! 161 00:09:02,311 --> 00:09:04,045 Wait, what are you talking about? 162 00:09:04,046 --> 00:09:06,446 Emma's dad. 163 00:09:07,249 --> 00:09:11,152 What a total nightmare. I never want to see him again. 164 00:09:11,153 --> 00:09:12,655 Dad, who says you have to? 165 00:09:12,656 --> 00:09:14,883 Just because I'm hanging out with Emma doesn't mean that, 166 00:09:14,884 --> 00:09:16,634 you have to do stuff with her dad. 167 00:09:16,635 --> 00:09:20,602 Really? I don't think Randy feels the same way. 168 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:21,622 What do you mean? 169 00:09:21,623 --> 00:09:26,033 Because he wrote his phone number on my hand. 170 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:27,954 Home. 171 00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:30,190 And cell. 172 00:09:41,364 --> 00:09:43,224 Hey. 173 00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:51,092 - I'm Molly. - I'm PJ. 174 00:09:51,093 --> 00:09:53,025 Welcome to the neighborhood. 175 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,129 I didn't know I was living across from a doctor. 176 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:57,590 Oh, you are? 177 00:09:58,267 --> 00:10:01,522 I was talking about you. I saw your coat. 178 00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:03,646 ( Chuckles ) Oh. Oh, you think... 179 00:10:03,647 --> 00:10:08,109 It's so impressive that someone so young could be a doctor. 180 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:11,410 I've worked really hard. 181 00:10:12,247 --> 00:10:13,867 So what's your specialty? 182 00:10:13,868 --> 00:10:16,928 My specialty? I uh... 183 00:10:17,221 --> 00:10:20,521 Make people smell better. 184 00:10:21,056 --> 00:10:24,305 Oh, so you're an ear, nose, and throat guy? 185 00:10:24,306 --> 00:10:26,160 Mostly nose. 186 00:10:26,161 --> 00:10:30,961 I'd say it's 50% nose, 30% ear, 30% throat. 187 00:10:32,134 --> 00:10:34,101 That's 110%. 188 00:10:34,102 --> 00:10:37,762 That's just how much I give. 189 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,651 So what do you do, Molly? 190 00:10:40,652 --> 00:10:43,377 Oh, uh, I'm a college student. 191 00:10:43,378 --> 00:10:45,112 Well, it was nice meeting you, PJ. 192 00:10:45,113 --> 00:10:48,215 You know, actually... Um. 193 00:10:48,216 --> 00:10:49,317 I, uh... 194 00:10:49,318 --> 00:10:53,902 I'm cooking dinner tonight if you want to come over. 195 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,263 The diagnosis is meatloaf. 196 00:11:01,196 --> 00:11:03,364 Hey, girls. How's the bonding going? 197 00:11:03,365 --> 00:11:05,765 ( Muttering ) 198 00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:08,723 Okay. 199 00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:11,670 I see what the problem is. 200 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,256 Put your phones in the basket. 201 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,241 Good. Dump it. In. 202 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,945 Aw, man. 203 00:11:16,946 --> 00:11:18,926 Teddy. 204 00:11:19,866 --> 00:11:22,219 Vonnie, you too. 205 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:25,052 - What if my boyfriend calls? - You have a boyfriend now? 206 00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,420 Here. 207 00:11:26,421 --> 00:11:28,387 Okay, girls. Forget about your phones. 208 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,868 - ( Phone beeps ) - ( Gasps ) 209 00:11:33,545 --> 00:11:36,729 Okay, everybody. We're gonna do a bonding exercise. 210 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:41,500 Now get up, get over there, form a circle. Let's go. Hustle, hustle. Get a move on. 211 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:45,103 Okay. Reach in the circle and grab two hands. 212 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:49,572 Now the goal here is to untie the knot without letting go. 213 00:11:49,573 --> 00:11:53,036 It's very difficult, but if you work together, you'll see how easy it is. 214 00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:54,837 Go. 215 00:11:55,086 --> 00:11:57,624 - Ow. Ow. - Turn this way. 216 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:59,249 - No, the other way! - Ow. 217 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,653 Ow, watch it! 218 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:03,901 Get your butt out of my face! 219 00:12:03,902 --> 00:12:05,836 Get your face out of my butt. 220 00:12:05,837 --> 00:12:08,057 ( Groans ) 221 00:12:09,991 --> 00:12:14,610 You girls have got to learn to work together. 222 00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:19,371 Okay, I need a volunteer. Teddy. Everyone form a circle around Teddy. 223 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,532 Come on. 224 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:28,387 Now, you're going to close your eyes and make your body stiff and straight. 225 00:12:28,388 --> 00:12:30,359 And then you're going to lean into the circle. 226 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,181 Now, you're gonna feel like you're falling, but you're not 227 00:12:33,182 --> 00:12:38,522 because your teammates are going to keep you upright. 228 00:12:41,124 --> 00:12:43,080 There we go. 229 00:12:43,081 --> 00:12:45,904 Now we're working together. 230 00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:48,670 Good. How you doing, Teddy? 231 00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:51,121 - You know, actually pretty good. - Good. 232 00:12:51,122 --> 00:12:53,323 ( Cell phone rings ) 233 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,184 Aah! 234 00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:02,839 I have to have a phone, I'm a mom. 235 00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:10,602 ( Doorbell rings ) 236 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,410 Hi, Gabe. 237 00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:16,830 Emma. 238 00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:19,140 I was just wondering if you wanted to go out for ice cream. 239 00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:21,109 - Sure. - Why not make it a foursome? 240 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,970 Hey. 241 00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:26,580 Hey, you know where I live now. 242 00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:28,420 Come on, Bobbo. 243 00:13:28,421 --> 00:13:31,823 We had so much fun this afternoon it'd be a crime not to keep the party going. 244 00:13:31,824 --> 00:13:34,584 Yeah... Oh, whoa. 245 00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:36,756 Come on, Gabe. A little help? 246 00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:39,327 You smell like flowers. 247 00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:41,996 Oh, you... You know what? What am I thinking? 248 00:13:41,997 --> 00:13:45,213 I can't go anywhere, I got two little ones I gotta take care of. 249 00:13:45,214 --> 00:13:48,002 I hear you, Bobsled. 250 00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:49,270 That's a cry for help. 251 00:13:49,271 --> 00:13:52,072 So I'm staying right here with you. 252 00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:54,553 Maybe we can just have ice cream here. 253 00:13:54,554 --> 00:13:59,294 Looks like the party's staying home, Bobcat. 254 00:14:00,249 --> 00:14:03,202 As you can tell, I've been thinking of some nicknames for you. 255 00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:06,152 So you think of some names for me. 256 00:14:06,153 --> 00:14:08,433 Oh, I am. 257 00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:15,626 Okay, we are going to do another bonding exercise. 258 00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:17,839 Everyone find a partner. 259 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,032 Okay, good. 260 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:22,971 Now I want each of you to tell your partner one thing you like about her... 261 00:14:22,972 --> 00:14:26,040 And one thing you don't. 262 00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:28,442 By the end of this, we're all gonna be very close. 263 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,078 ( Crying ) 264 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:31,570 ( Whining ) 265 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,591 Oh yeah? Yeah, my head's too big? 266 00:14:35,786 --> 00:14:39,446 Well, your head is too small! 267 00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:42,735 I am not over dramatic! 268 00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:45,766 She said over dramatically. 269 00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,467 Oh, wait a sec. 270 00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:50,571 My bad. ( Chuckles ) 271 00:14:50,572 --> 00:14:52,492 This is actually really funny. 272 00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:56,253 Um, this is not a bonding exercise. 273 00:14:56,254 --> 00:15:01,712 No. We did this in my acting class to break down our emotions. 274 00:15:01,713 --> 00:15:04,713 I feel so worthless! 275 00:15:06,421 --> 00:15:09,206 Well, as you can see, it's very effective. 276 00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:12,527 You know what, Vonnie? You're even meaner than Coach Hammerstone! 277 00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:15,714 Oh, please. Nobody's meaner than that diphthong. 278 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,806 - Yeah, the worst. - I hate him. 279 00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:19,733 - We don't like the coach? - Hate him. 280 00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:22,637 And I like everybody. 281 00:15:22,638 --> 00:15:24,303 Well... Well, that's it. 282 00:15:24,304 --> 00:15:27,308 The best thing any team can bond over... 283 00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,022 A common enemy. 284 00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:30,906 Grab your coats. 285 00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:33,692 Wait. What about the slumber party? 286 00:15:33,693 --> 00:15:34,792 Oh, don't worry. 287 00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:40,693 After we humiliate the coach, we'll all come back here and get in our jammies. 288 00:15:47,386 --> 00:15:52,058 If there's one thing I've learned from all my years of doctoring... 289 00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:57,219 It's that sticks and stones can break your bones. 290 00:15:58,246 --> 00:16:01,172 - Good to know. - Mm-hmm. 291 00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:03,529 You know who used to live in your apartment, Molly? 292 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,953 A clown. 293 00:16:04,954 --> 00:16:07,479 Oh, right. Patches. I'm subletting from him. 294 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,431 He's working on a cruise ship. 295 00:16:10,432 --> 00:16:12,221 Boats and clowns. 296 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,239 Ugh, two of my biggest fears. 297 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,842 Actually my biggest fear... 298 00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:18,881 Would be a boat full of spiders... 299 00:16:18,882 --> 00:16:21,335 Driven by a clown. 300 00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:23,256 Okay. 301 00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:27,194 So, shall we retire to the... 302 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,719 Over there? 303 00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:33,429 Hey, can I ask you something? 304 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:34,605 Sure. 305 00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,127 I fell off my bike and scraped my elbow. 306 00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:39,078 I think it might be infected. 307 00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:42,248 - Would you take a look? - Oh, um. 308 00:16:42,249 --> 00:16:44,004 I'm ear, nose, and throat. 309 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:48,159 You need more of a wrist, elbow, armpit guy. 310 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,940 Still. You are a doctor, right? 311 00:16:52,371 --> 00:16:54,591 Got me there. 312 00:16:54,592 --> 00:16:57,516 Okay. Let's take a look. 313 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,700 Ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe! 314 00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,991 That's disgusting. 315 00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:04,171 - Is it infected? - It's something. Cover it up! 316 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,261 Oh! Ohh. 317 00:17:06,262 --> 00:17:12,022 Oh, I would rather be on the spider clown boat right now. 318 00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:15,148 PJ? 319 00:17:15,149 --> 00:17:18,284 You're not really a doctor, are you? 320 00:17:18,285 --> 00:17:19,776 ( Sighs ) 321 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,254 No. 322 00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:22,918 I'm not. I... 323 00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:25,510 Spray cologne at Bimbel's Department store. 324 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,796 Why did you lie? 325 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:30,782 Because you seemed so impressed by all the doctor stuff. 326 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,267 I didn't think you'd like me if you knew what I really do. 327 00:17:34,268 --> 00:17:36,608 I'm sorry. 328 00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:38,768 Well... 329 00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:40,598 Actually... 330 00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:43,647 I wasn't completely honest with you either. 331 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,296 What do you mean? 332 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,839 I'm not really a student. 333 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,702 What are you? 334 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:51,704 This is a surprise. 335 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,225 ( Horn honks ) 336 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,591 I don't usually tell people on the first date, but it kind of came up naturally. 337 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:02,139 Okay okay okay. 338 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:06,176 I just need some time to get used to this. 339 00:18:06,177 --> 00:18:10,060 PJ, a lot of people are afraid of clowns, but I can help you get over that. 340 00:18:10,061 --> 00:18:13,121 Okay okay okay. Um... 341 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,039 We'll start tomorrow. 342 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,560 ( Horn honks ) 343 00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:27,360 Take that, Hammerstone! 344 00:18:27,361 --> 00:18:28,495 ( Grunts ) 345 00:18:28,496 --> 00:18:30,597 - Whoa. - Yes. 346 00:18:30,598 --> 00:18:33,300 Yeah, taste my two-ply fury! 347 00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:36,336 - Great shot, Vonnie. You rock! - Yeah! 348 00:18:36,337 --> 00:18:37,537 Keep firing, girls. 349 00:18:37,538 --> 00:18:42,088 Five bucks if anyone can get it down the chimney. 350 00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:44,819 Look at this. We're really coming together as a team. 351 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,640 Your idea actually worked. 352 00:18:46,641 --> 00:18:49,458 Well, of course it worked. Why are you surprised? 353 00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,622 I don't know, maybe I've been influenced by the last, 354 00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:55,026 50 ideas that went so horribly wrong. 355 00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:57,920 Well, maybe in the future you'll give your old mom some credit. 356 00:18:57,921 --> 00:19:00,232 She knows what she's doing. 357 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,670 Mrs. Duncan? 358 00:19:01,671 --> 00:19:06,045 Why does Coach Hammerstone's welcome mat say "The Johnsons"? 359 00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:07,906 Huh? 360 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,998 Is is 306 North Birchwood, right? 361 00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:13,703 This is 306 South Birchwood. 362 00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,744 Bummer. 363 00:19:17,552 --> 00:19:18,563 ( Police sirens ) 364 00:19:18,564 --> 00:19:20,424 Run! 365 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:25,559 Aah! 366 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:31,460 Whoever doesn't get arrested, meet me at 306 North Birchwood! 367 00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:35,323 ( Doorbell rings ) 368 00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:37,508 Wait wait wait. Don't answer that. 369 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,866 Gabe, it's Emma. 370 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,027 Are you home? 371 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:41,295 It's a trick. 372 00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:43,697 I know he's out there. 373 00:19:43,698 --> 00:19:46,278 I'm not here. 374 00:19:48,389 --> 00:19:49,137 Emma. 375 00:19:49,138 --> 00:19:51,768 And the Rand-man. 376 00:19:51,769 --> 00:19:55,243 I didn't want to say anything so I could trick your dad. 377 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:58,045 So, where is the Ka-Bobster? 378 00:19:58,046 --> 00:19:59,837 Um... 379 00:19:59,838 --> 00:20:01,000 He's not home. 380 00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,217 Yes, he is. 381 00:20:03,218 --> 00:20:04,908 Uh, no. No he's not. 382 00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:10,024 She falls apart every time he leaves so we try to keep her out of the loop. 383 00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:12,665 He's in there. 384 00:20:14,263 --> 00:20:18,466 Oh, I love this guy. Always playing games. 385 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,167 - Gotcha! - Hey. 386 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,043 So, want to sit down? 387 00:20:25,044 --> 00:20:26,262 Sure. 388 00:20:26,263 --> 00:20:30,016 Isn't it great that our dads are best friends? 389 00:20:30,017 --> 00:20:32,465 Yeah, about that. 390 00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:34,386 Um... 391 00:20:34,451 --> 00:20:36,328 The truth is... 392 00:20:36,329 --> 00:20:39,867 My dad isn't crazy about your dad. 393 00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:43,068 What? What's wrong with my dad? 394 00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,047 For one thing, he's kind of loud. 395 00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:47,228 He's outgoing. ( Chuckles ) 396 00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:49,570 He makes up a bunch of stupid nicknames. 397 00:20:49,571 --> 00:20:53,171 Ka-Bobster? That's hilarious. 398 00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:57,741 I mean, he licks his fingers and eats other people's food. 399 00:20:57,742 --> 00:20:59,024 Yeah. 400 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,209 I've got nothing for that one. 401 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:04,041 You know, your dad's not exactly perfect. 402 00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,834 He's grumpy, and messy, and says stupid things... 403 00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:08,349 Whoa whoa whoa. 404 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,654 My dad's not the problem. 405 00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:11,934 Yours is. 406 00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:13,050 I mean, yeah. 407 00:21:13,051 --> 00:21:17,138 My dad is a problem, but not this problem. 408 00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:20,099 Well, I can't believe you're saying bad things about my dad. 409 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,860 Daddy? Let's go! 410 00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:25,552 - What's wrong, honey? - I want to go. 411 00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,336 Gabe's a jerk. 412 00:21:27,337 --> 00:21:29,377 Oh... Oh yeah? Well... 413 00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:32,039 You don't smell like flowers any more! 414 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,207 ( Gabe's voice ) Good one. 415 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,548 Wasn't it? 416 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:42,049 Wow. This is a shock. 417 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,648 Hey, I guess this is it for us, too, huh? 418 00:21:44,649 --> 00:21:47,881 Just because the kids aren't seeing each other doesn't mean that we can't. 419 00:21:47,882 --> 00:21:49,882 Hey, I got a great idea. 420 00:21:49,883 --> 00:21:51,290 Let's go camping. 421 00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:54,711 Hey, I got a better idea. 422 00:21:56,265 --> 00:21:59,145 Randy: What is it? 423 00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:05,530 Well, Charlie. 424 00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:09,109 Um, once again mom interfered with one of my activities, 425 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,860 but this time she actually helped. 426 00:22:11,861 --> 00:22:14,652 Yeah, thanks to her, the team really bonded. 427 00:22:14,653 --> 00:22:17,285 And, uh, we'll have a chance to bond even more 428 00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:20,658 at our court-ordered community service. 429 00:22:20,659 --> 00:22:23,239 ( Phone rings ) 430 00:22:24,872 --> 00:22:26,852 Hello? 431 00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:28,528 Who? 432 00:22:28,529 --> 00:22:31,649 Bob-a-lama-ding-dong? 433 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:36,075 - I'm not here. - Oh, yes you are! 434 00:22:37,837 --> 00:22:43,511 Well, it looks like Bob-a-lama-ding-dong has a new friend. 435 00:22:43,512 --> 00:22:44,908 Ooh. 436 00:22:44,909 --> 00:22:48,449 Wish him good luck, Charlie. 437 00:22:51,722 --> 00:22:54,040 Teddy, honey, it's not true. 438 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,512 Those girls were just being mean. 439 00:22:56,513 --> 00:22:58,209 Teddy: Are you sure? 440 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,096 Yes, I'm sure. 441 00:23:00,097 --> 00:23:03,697 You do not have a big head. 442 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,878 You're not just saying that? 443 00:23:09,879 --> 00:23:11,979 No. No. 444 00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:17,636 Lots of families have to have their doors widened. 445 00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:20,530 It's just that lately I've been feeling Like it's... 446 00:23:20,531 --> 00:23:23,351 Bigger than usual. 447 00:23:24,145 --> 00:23:27,910 Well, that's because You've been spending too much time with your brothers. 448 00:23:27,911 --> 00:23:31,451 Hey, guys. What's going on? 449 00:23:32,097 --> 00:23:35,097 What you looking at? 450 00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:41,001 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 451 00:23:41,051 --> 00:23:45,601 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31963

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