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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,358 --> 00:00:10,868 Oh, Toby. 2 00:00:11,338 --> 00:00:13,818 I think you're my cutest baby yet. 3 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:14,978 Hey. 4 00:00:15,018 --> 00:00:15,978 Oh. 5 00:00:16,018 --> 00:00:18,078 My cutest boy baby. 6 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,918 Hey. 7 00:00:21,018 --> 00:00:21,988 Oh. 8 00:00:22,018 --> 00:00:22,988 Oh, I think cutest boy baby. 9 00:00:23,018 --> 00:00:24,818 Just had a little spit up. 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:25,988 Oh. Where's my "up man"? 11 00:00:26,028 --> 00:00:27,688 Up man! 12 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:28,828 What's an up man? 13 00:00:28,858 --> 00:00:30,828 You know, he takes care of the "ups." 14 00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:33,798 Spit-up, clean-up, throw-up. 15 00:00:33,828 --> 00:00:35,068 I'm here. 16 00:00:36,168 --> 00:00:37,138 Thank you. 17 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:40,108 Why do I have to be the up man? 18 00:00:40,138 --> 00:00:42,738 Because you... 19 00:00:42,778 --> 00:00:44,808 Why is it we're punishing him again? 20 00:00:44,848 --> 00:00:47,848 Well, because he... 21 00:00:47,878 --> 00:00:48,878 He's Gabe. 22 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:49,878 We know he did something. 23 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:50,948 - Yep. - Yeah. 24 00:00:50,978 --> 00:00:52,688 Probably. 25 00:00:52,888 --> 00:00:53,847 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.com www.Itfriend.com 26 00:00:53,848 --> 00:00:55,118 today's all burnt toast 27 00:00:55,158 --> 00:00:56,988 running late and dad jokes 28 00:00:57,018 --> 00:00:59,928 "has anybody seen my left shoe?" 29 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:01,888 I close my eyes, take a bite 30 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,698 grab a ride, laugh out loud 31 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:05,668 there it is up on the roof 32 00:01:06,868 --> 00:01:09,868 I've been there, I survived 33 00:01:09,898 --> 00:01:12,968 so just take my advice 34 00:01:13,008 --> 00:01:15,638 hang in there, baby 35 00:01:15,678 --> 00:01:16,808 things are crazy 36 00:01:16,838 --> 00:01:19,748 but I know your future's bright 37 00:01:19,778 --> 00:01:21,678 hang in there, baby 38 00:01:21,718 --> 00:01:22,978 there's no maybe 39 00:01:23,018 --> 00:01:25,948 everything turns out all right 40 00:01:25,988 --> 00:01:28,048 sure life is up and down 41 00:01:37,028 --> 00:01:39,968 hang in there, baby. 42 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,368 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.com www.Itfriend.com 43 00:01:45,738 --> 00:01:47,968 Well, lookie here. 44 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,838 This milk expires tomorrow. 45 00:01:52,048 --> 00:01:53,808 Huh. 46 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:55,918 Speaking of tomorrow, pretty... 47 00:01:55,948 --> 00:01:57,048 Pretty special day, huh? 48 00:01:57,078 --> 00:01:58,118 It won't be for anyone. 49 00:01:58,148 --> 00:02:00,048 Who drinks that milk. 50 00:02:01,718 --> 00:02:02,788 No, silly. 51 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,088 Tomorrow is 10 months. 52 00:02:04,118 --> 00:02:05,088 10 months? 53 00:02:05,128 --> 00:02:06,888 Since we... 54 00:02:06,928 --> 00:02:08,728 Since we... 55 00:02:10,128 --> 00:02:11,958 Since we got back together. 56 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:14,768 Tomorrow is our 10-month-aversary. 57 00:02:14,798 --> 00:02:16,998 Right, no. I'm just messing with you. 58 00:02:17,038 --> 00:02:18,938 Tomorrow night, I'm... 59 00:02:18,968 --> 00:02:21,938 Taking you out to a special fancy dinner. 60 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,108 So you really remembered? 61 00:02:26,148 --> 00:02:28,048 Yeah, no. Of course. Of cou... 62 00:02:28,078 --> 00:02:29,948 - Check out my calendar. - Hmm. 63 00:02:29,978 --> 00:02:31,948 Tomorrow's date has a heart on it. 64 00:02:33,788 --> 00:02:34,888 Let me see. 65 00:02:34,918 --> 00:02:37,088 Hang on. 66 00:02:37,118 --> 00:02:39,988 Hang on. 67 00:02:40,028 --> 00:02:40,988 All right, here we go. 68 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,758 See? 69 00:02:42,798 --> 00:02:45,728 And that's a puppy. 70 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,028 Hang on. Hang on. 71 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,708 Gosh, with everyone helping out, 72 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:56,678 Toby's first week at home has been. 73 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,078 Absolutely wonderful. 74 00:02:58,108 --> 00:03:00,978 Surprise! 75 00:03:01,008 --> 00:03:02,978 - Mom! - Grandma. 76 00:03:03,018 --> 00:03:04,948 - Hey. - Aww. 77 00:03:04,988 --> 00:03:06,018 - Hello. - Hi. 78 00:03:06,048 --> 00:03:08,688 And the week just keeps getting better. 79 00:03:08,718 --> 00:03:09,758 What are you doing here? 80 00:03:09,788 --> 00:03:11,758 With your suitcase? 81 00:03:11,788 --> 00:03:14,058 Oh! What kind of a grandmother would I be. 82 00:03:14,088 --> 00:03:17,098 If I didn't come to see my new grandson and whatnot? 83 00:03:18,728 --> 00:03:20,668 Mom, you're the best. 84 00:03:20,698 --> 00:03:21,828 Oh, thank you, honey. 85 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,868 You look wonderful. 86 00:03:23,998 --> 00:03:25,768 And Amy, you're still wearing. 87 00:03:25,808 --> 00:03:26,768 That same outfit. 88 00:03:26,808 --> 00:03:28,738 I never get tired of seeing it. 89 00:03:31,138 --> 00:03:33,678 I like presents. 90 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:34,678 Oh. 91 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:35,948 I remembered that. 92 00:03:35,978 --> 00:03:37,978 Do you want to look in the bag? 93 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,818 I like cash. 94 00:03:40,848 --> 00:03:43,018 I'm on a fixed income. 95 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:46,988 Amy, I'm not here on vacation. 96 00:03:47,028 --> 00:03:49,898 I'm here to help out with the chores and whatnot. 97 00:03:51,128 --> 00:03:53,768 No more chitchat. I want to see my Toby. 98 00:03:54,998 --> 00:03:57,068 Oh, my. 99 00:03:57,098 --> 00:04:00,838 What a handsome boy you are, Toby. 100 00:04:00,868 --> 00:04:02,108 Are you gonna look like a movie star, 101 00:04:02,138 --> 00:04:03,878 Just like your daddy? 102 00:04:07,048 --> 00:04:09,008 When was the last time she went to a movie? 103 00:04:15,618 --> 00:04:16,718 Oh, hey, Mrs. Dabney. 104 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:17,918 Hmm... 105 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,588 Guess it's old lady day here at the Duncan house. 106 00:04:21,798 --> 00:04:22,928 This is for you. 107 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,658 It's some old baby stuff I found in my attic. 108 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:26,898 I mean, as long as you people. 109 00:04:26,928 --> 00:04:28,728 Keep having babies every five minutes. 110 00:04:29,838 --> 00:04:31,768 Oh. Check out this old rattle. 111 00:04:31,808 --> 00:04:33,638 That was my son Rodney's. 112 00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:34,838 He loved that thing. 113 00:04:34,878 --> 00:04:35,938 The rhythmic noise. 114 00:04:35,978 --> 00:04:38,608 Would just mesmerize his little mind. 115 00:04:42,748 --> 00:04:43,848 Pj. 116 00:04:43,878 --> 00:04:45,748 Hmm? 117 00:04:45,788 --> 00:04:46,888 Oh, hi, Mrs. Dabney. 118 00:04:48,718 --> 00:04:51,658 You know, there might be some things here. 119 00:04:51,688 --> 00:04:53,028 That you boys would be interested in. 120 00:04:53,058 --> 00:04:54,728 We don't want your old junk. 121 00:04:54,758 --> 00:04:55,758 Fine. 122 00:04:55,798 --> 00:04:57,058 I'll just throw these old comics. 123 00:04:57,098 --> 00:04:58,928 And baseball cards away then. 124 00:04:58,968 --> 00:05:00,028 No, no, no! I mean... 125 00:05:00,068 --> 00:05:02,638 We'll take them, but you owe us. 126 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:07,608 And now, the best part of my day... 127 00:05:07,638 --> 00:05:08,738 Leaving. 128 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,578 Stop that. 129 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:18,918 Oh, hey, Gabe. 130 00:05:21,918 --> 00:05:22,988 Hi, honey. 131 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:23,988 Hey, what's going on? 132 00:05:24,018 --> 00:05:25,758 Oh, nothing much. 133 00:05:25,788 --> 00:05:26,958 This and that. 134 00:05:26,988 --> 00:05:28,958 Oh, there was one more little thing. 135 00:05:28,998 --> 00:05:30,898 What was it, what was it, what was it? 136 00:05:30,928 --> 00:05:33,728 Oh, yeah. I can't stand grandma. 137 00:05:35,798 --> 00:05:38,038 But she's the sweetest lady in the world. 138 00:05:38,068 --> 00:05:39,568 No, no. No. No. 139 00:05:39,608 --> 00:05:40,808 She's the sweetest lady in the world. 140 00:05:40,838 --> 00:05:42,678 And whatnot. 141 00:05:43,878 --> 00:05:44,938 Yeah, she does say that a lot, 142 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,808 Doesn't she? 143 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:48,048 It's not just that. 144 00:05:48,078 --> 00:05:50,718 It's the voice, and smile, and the comments, 145 00:05:50,748 --> 00:05:51,948 And the "bobby's a movie star." 146 00:05:51,988 --> 00:05:53,648 Please. If anyone's around here's a movie star, 147 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:54,948 It's me. 148 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,788 Well, mom, 149 00:05:56,818 --> 00:05:58,658 She's only going to be here for two more days. 150 00:05:58,688 --> 00:05:59,728 Can't you just get through it? 151 00:05:59,758 --> 00:06:02,658 I don't know. 152 00:06:02,698 --> 00:06:04,858 After the baby, I'm all hormonal, 153 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:05,968 Just... 154 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,668 I don't have my usual censor. 155 00:06:08,698 --> 00:06:09,998 You have a censor? 156 00:06:11,808 --> 00:06:13,708 Teddy, you have to help me, okay? 157 00:06:13,738 --> 00:06:15,568 You gotta keep grandma away from me. 158 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:16,978 Yeah, sure. I... I love spending time. 159 00:06:17,008 --> 00:06:17,978 With grandma. 160 00:06:18,008 --> 00:06:20,748 And just in case she gets on my nerves, 161 00:06:20,778 --> 00:06:22,818 We need a code word. 162 00:06:22,848 --> 00:06:24,948 You know, something I can say. 163 00:06:24,988 --> 00:06:26,848 In case I'm about to blow. 164 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,018 Platypi. That's a fun word. 165 00:06:30,058 --> 00:06:32,588 It's the plural for platypus. 166 00:06:32,628 --> 00:06:34,558 Oh, honey. 167 00:06:34,588 --> 00:06:36,728 I need something that I can work into a conversation. 168 00:06:36,758 --> 00:06:38,628 Um... 169 00:06:38,668 --> 00:06:39,928 Apple. 170 00:06:39,968 --> 00:06:42,798 I was at the zoo and I saw two platypi. 171 00:06:42,838 --> 00:06:44,568 How easy is that? 172 00:06:46,738 --> 00:06:47,708 We'll go with apple. 173 00:06:55,778 --> 00:06:56,978 Meh. 174 00:06:57,018 --> 00:06:58,748 No. 175 00:06:58,788 --> 00:07:00,948 Oh. Hey. 176 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,958 Check out this old comic book. 177 00:07:02,988 --> 00:07:04,718 "Gila monster man." 178 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,928 Gila monster man? What's that about? 179 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:10,898 "by day, he's mild mannered photographer, gil a. Muenster." 180 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:13,698 By night, he's a crime-fighting superhero. 181 00:07:13,728 --> 00:07:14,828 "Gila monster man." 182 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,668 All right, what's his super power? 183 00:07:16,698 --> 00:07:18,668 "when he hides under hot rocks," 184 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:19,968 His body temperature rises. 185 00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:22,508 "And gives him the ability to scorch villains." 186 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,508 I'd hate to be the geek with that lunch box. 187 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,848 You know? 188 00:07:29,878 --> 00:07:32,648 - What's that? - Just some old letter. 189 00:07:34,848 --> 00:07:36,818 Hey, it's dated July 9, 1924. 190 00:07:36,858 --> 00:07:39,728 - Wow. - Listen to this. 191 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:41,558 "my dearest brother," 192 00:07:41,588 --> 00:07:42,828 As I am very ill, 193 00:07:42,858 --> 00:07:45,528 I send you this letter with great urgency. 194 00:07:45,568 --> 00:07:47,698 As you know, in spite of my great wealth, 195 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,938 "I have had a lifelong distrust of banks." 196 00:07:49,968 --> 00:07:52,738 What does Gila monster man do during the winter? 197 00:07:52,768 --> 00:07:55,568 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 198 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:57,538 Blah, blah, blah, blah... 199 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,978 "all my money is buried in the backyard of my home," 200 00:08:00,008 --> 00:08:02,648 10 feet due East from the oak tree, 201 00:08:02,678 --> 00:08:03,878 And four feet deep. 202 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,848 "With loving regard, your brother, Orville." 203 00:08:05,888 --> 00:08:07,688 Wait a minute, look at this. 204 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:09,458 He lived in Mrs. Dabney's house. 205 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,818 And the letter was never mailed. 206 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:12,858 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 207 00:08:12,888 --> 00:08:14,588 We gotta get to the post office. 208 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,928 Pj, the letter was never mailed. 209 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,698 No one knows about the money. 210 00:08:22,738 --> 00:08:24,898 It's probably still there. 211 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,608 So when Mrs. Dabney's gone, 212 00:08:27,638 --> 00:08:28,638 We go dig it up. 213 00:08:28,678 --> 00:08:29,638 Oh. 214 00:08:29,678 --> 00:08:30,938 And we're rich. 215 00:08:31,008 --> 00:08:32,638 Well, of course, the right thing to do. 216 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,608 Would be to split it evenly with Mrs. Dabney. 217 00:08:36,848 --> 00:08:38,848 We're gonna do the wrong thing, though, aren't we? 218 00:08:43,558 --> 00:08:45,488 Move it back. 219 00:08:45,528 --> 00:08:46,558 There. 220 00:08:46,588 --> 00:08:47,858 Now, isn't that better, Bobby? 221 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:49,498 It is better, mommy. 222 00:08:50,628 --> 00:08:51,958 Hi. 223 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,528 What's going on? 224 00:08:53,568 --> 00:08:55,828 Oh, just a little rearranging and whatnot. 225 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,738 Oh. 226 00:08:57,768 --> 00:08:59,568 Is that a good idea? 227 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:00,538 Oh, yes. 228 00:09:00,568 --> 00:09:02,608 It's an ancient chinese art. 229 00:09:02,638 --> 00:09:05,508 It's called "fung shooey." 230 00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:09,778 Hey, hon. Come on in here a second. 231 00:09:10,878 --> 00:09:12,478 Huh? 232 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:13,548 What do you think? 233 00:09:14,948 --> 00:09:17,888 Love it. 234 00:09:17,918 --> 00:09:20,588 It's easier to clean this way. 235 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,528 I know that's always been a challenge for you. 236 00:09:23,558 --> 00:09:24,758 Apple. 237 00:09:26,628 --> 00:09:27,828 What? 238 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,598 Mom's probably just talking about. 239 00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:31,768 What we're gonna have for dinner tonight. 240 00:09:31,798 --> 00:09:33,738 Apple? 241 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:34,838 Don't you think we need something. 242 00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:36,608 A little more filling? 243 00:09:36,638 --> 00:09:39,548 Apple. 244 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,548 Grandma, you haven't seen my room. 245 00:09:41,578 --> 00:09:42,608 Come see my room. 246 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,548 Okay. 247 00:09:46,918 --> 00:09:49,658 So, like a caramel apple? 248 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,858 Thanks for the tour of your room, sweetheart. 249 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,928 It was certainly thorough. 250 00:09:59,968 --> 00:10:01,898 Oh, no. Uh, wait. 251 00:10:01,938 --> 00:10:02,938 Um... 252 00:10:02,968 --> 00:10:04,598 Let's do something. 253 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,568 You know, just you and me. 254 00:10:06,608 --> 00:10:07,868 I need some more grandma time. 255 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,478 All righty. 256 00:10:10,508 --> 00:10:11,738 I'm not sure you're going to enjoy it, 257 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,878 But I have an idea that might be fun. 258 00:10:14,908 --> 00:10:18,778 Extreme couponing. 259 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,618 Extreme couponing? 260 00:10:21,648 --> 00:10:24,518 Well, let me explain how it works. 261 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:25,818 Now this one's worth 50 cents, 262 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,588 But it's a double coupon. 263 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,728 Which means it's actually worth a dollar. 264 00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:31,598 Cool! 265 00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:34,598 If I use this on on a qualifying item, 266 00:10:34,628 --> 00:10:36,668 It's triple times the double. 267 00:10:36,698 --> 00:10:38,898 Believe it or not, I once got a case of Pickle relish. 268 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,538 For 12 cents. 269 00:10:40,568 --> 00:10:41,938 How was it? 270 00:10:41,978 --> 00:10:44,738 Well, I'm not a Pickle person. 271 00:10:46,848 --> 00:10:48,548 Um... 272 00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:50,678 "buy one 5-pound bag of Kitty litter, 273 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,948 Get the second bag free." 274 00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:54,788 Don't forget to triple your double. 275 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,488 This is awesome. 276 00:10:57,518 --> 00:10:58,658 You know, we don't have a Cat, 277 00:10:58,688 --> 00:11:01,588 But if we did, he'd be pooping for free. 278 00:11:08,898 --> 00:11:09,868 Shh. Shh. 279 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,608 Guys... 280 00:11:17,638 --> 00:11:21,748 I know I'm going to regret asking this, but... 281 00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:23,818 Where are you going with that stuff? 282 00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:28,448 - The library. - We're in a play. 283 00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:32,718 Uh... 284 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,758 We're in a play at the library. 285 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:39,628 And what is the name of the play? 286 00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:43,598 "shovel... 287 00:11:43,638 --> 00:11:44,838 Kids." 288 00:11:47,508 --> 00:11:52,738 It's about kids who carry around shovels... 289 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,578 And make fun of the kids. 290 00:11:54,608 --> 00:11:59,478 Who carry around pickaxes. 291 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:03,558 Pfft. Ha. Dork. 292 00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:04,688 You should never make fun of someone. 293 00:12:04,718 --> 00:12:07,488 With a pickax. 294 00:12:07,528 --> 00:12:09,428 That's one of my lines. 295 00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:12,898 Okay. 296 00:12:12,928 --> 00:12:14,798 What you doing? 297 00:12:14,828 --> 00:12:18,668 Oh, want to get my facts straight... 298 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:19,838 Just on the off chance 299 00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:22,868 I have to fill out a police report later on. 300 00:12:34,648 --> 00:12:36,818 Oh, five hours of couponing... 301 00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:39,618 That was quite a sesh. 302 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,858 Grandma, is it normal to see dotted lines. 303 00:12:42,898 --> 00:12:43,898 Everywhere you look? 304 00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:46,498 I'm gonna head upstairs. 305 00:12:46,528 --> 00:12:47,768 Oh, no, um, 306 00:12:47,798 --> 00:12:49,838 Let's do something else fun. 307 00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:52,468 Oh, but your mother probably needs my help. 308 00:12:52,508 --> 00:12:53,468 And whatnot. 309 00:12:53,508 --> 00:12:55,508 But I need your help down here. 310 00:12:55,538 --> 00:12:56,508 With what? 311 00:12:56,538 --> 00:12:59,538 With, um... 312 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,478 Uh... With... 313 00:13:01,508 --> 00:13:03,548 A makeover. 314 00:13:03,578 --> 00:13:06,588 You want me to give you a makeover? 315 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:07,848 Yeah, I mean, you know, 316 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,888 I've... I've been feeling kind of bored with my look. 317 00:13:10,918 --> 00:13:13,458 And you have such a great sense of style. 318 00:13:15,498 --> 00:13:17,498 Well, I did pack an extra can of hair spray. 319 00:13:19,158 --> 00:13:20,138 Oh, no. 320 00:13:28,228 --> 00:13:30,798 Bob, honey. You're not a movie star. 321 00:13:33,138 --> 00:13:35,768 I've got something to show you. 322 00:13:35,808 --> 00:13:37,738 May I present the new, 323 00:13:37,778 --> 00:13:39,838 And improved, Teddy Duncan. 324 00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:49,088 Teddy, what happened? 325 00:13:49,118 --> 00:13:50,858 Oh, um... 326 00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:53,888 Grandma gave me a makeover. 327 00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,188 So we could spend more time together. 328 00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:58,058 And whatnot. 329 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:01,828 And that's not all. 330 00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:03,068 Come on, sweetie. 331 00:14:03,098 --> 00:14:04,738 Come on. 332 00:14:04,768 --> 00:14:05,838 Let's go. Oh! 333 00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:10,138 My hair is hard. 334 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,748 Hello, ma'am. 335 00:14:18,878 --> 00:14:19,948 Oh! 336 00:14:19,988 --> 00:14:22,988 No. Today is our 10-month-aversary dinner. 337 00:14:23,018 --> 00:14:24,818 I totally forgot. 338 00:14:24,858 --> 00:14:27,828 Well, when you get older... 339 00:14:27,858 --> 00:14:29,958 Who's this handsome fellow? 340 00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:32,858 Oh, grandma, this is my boyfriend Spencer. 341 00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:34,698 Spencer, this is grandma Linda. 342 00:14:34,728 --> 00:14:35,798 - Hello. - Hi. 343 00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:36,868 Nice to meet you. 344 00:14:36,898 --> 00:14:38,698 I can see the family resemblance. 345 00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:42,908 All righty. Well, let me just go change real quick. 346 00:14:42,938 --> 00:14:43,938 Why do you need to change? 347 00:14:43,978 --> 00:14:45,938 We just got you fixed up. 348 00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:50,918 Yes, we did. Um... 349 00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:55,818 I guess we're ready to go then. 350 00:14:55,848 --> 00:14:56,848 Oh. You know what? I gotta go, too. 351 00:14:56,888 --> 00:14:57,858 It's bowling night. 352 00:14:57,888 --> 00:14:59,118 So... 353 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,728 Teddy's going to dinner, 354 00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:01,888 And you're going bowling? 355 00:15:01,928 --> 00:15:02,888 Where are the boys? 356 00:15:02,928 --> 00:15:04,828 Uh. They might be at the library, 357 00:15:04,858 --> 00:15:06,028 But I doubt it. 358 00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:16,068 Well, Linda... 359 00:15:16,108 --> 00:15:17,878 Looks like it's just you and me tonight. 360 00:15:17,908 --> 00:15:19,038 Apple? 361 00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:23,778 Or... 362 00:15:24,978 --> 00:15:26,078 Happy anniversary. 363 00:15:38,698 --> 00:15:39,658 You know, 364 00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:40,868 This would go a lot faster. 365 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:41,898 If you helped me dig. 366 00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:43,838 Pj, in every partnership, 367 00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,798 There's labor and there's management. 368 00:15:45,838 --> 00:15:48,138 - Why am I labor? - Because I'm management. 369 00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:54,678 Wait, stop. 370 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:55,878 I think I just heard Mrs. Dabney pull up. 371 00:15:55,908 --> 00:15:57,048 - Come on! - All right. 372 00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:03,048 - Hurry up, hurry up. - Don't rush me. I'm not 12 anymore. 373 00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:24,778 Here you go. 374 00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:26,038 And for you, ladies, 375 00:16:26,078 --> 00:16:28,748 The senior menu. 376 00:16:29,778 --> 00:16:30,878 Um, could I have. 377 00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,948 A regular menu? I'm... I'm 17. 378 00:16:32,988 --> 00:16:35,688 What a great attitude! 379 00:16:37,818 --> 00:16:39,888 It's sweet of you kids to invite me, 380 00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:41,658 But I feel like I'm in the way. 381 00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:43,898 Oh, no. Of course I want you here, grandma. 382 00:16:43,928 --> 00:16:46,128 I've got my favorite guy, 383 00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:47,868 My awesome grandma, 384 00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:51,738 My great new look... 385 00:16:51,768 --> 00:16:53,098 It's all coming together, right, Spencer? 386 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,138 You bet. 387 00:16:54,168 --> 00:16:55,838 Especially since both of your meals. 388 00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,008 Will be half off. 389 00:16:58,178 --> 00:16:59,708 Oh, which reminds me, 390 00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:00,748 I left my coupon in the car. 391 00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:01,748 Excuse me. 392 00:17:05,148 --> 00:17:07,718 He's a couponer, too? 393 00:17:07,748 --> 00:17:08,988 You'd better hang on to him. 394 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,958 Oh, I'm sorry. We didn't order milk. 395 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,928 They're from the gentlemen at table seven. 396 00:17:30,078 --> 00:17:31,708 What's going on here? 397 00:17:31,738 --> 00:17:33,808 Just admiring my new hot tub. 398 00:17:33,848 --> 00:17:36,048 And may I say, thank you, boys. 399 00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:38,948 That hole you dug saved me a lot of money. 400 00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:41,118 We weren't digging the hole for a hot tub. 401 00:17:41,148 --> 00:17:42,988 There's a fortune down there. 402 00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:47,988 Why are you laughing? 403 00:17:48,028 --> 00:17:50,028 And why would you put a hot tub over a fortune? 404 00:17:50,058 --> 00:17:51,658 That's so stupid. 405 00:17:52,858 --> 00:17:53,968 She tricked us. 406 00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:55,798 She wrote the letter. 407 00:17:55,828 --> 00:17:57,998 - She did? - I did. 408 00:17:58,038 --> 00:17:59,968 She knew we'd dig the hole. 409 00:18:00,008 --> 00:18:02,138 Exactly where she wanted it. 410 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,668 We're the stupid ones. 411 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,108 - We are? - You are. 412 00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:14,018 Where's grandma? 413 00:18:14,048 --> 00:18:16,688 She's been in the bathroom a long time. 414 00:18:16,718 --> 00:18:17,758 Oh, um, excuse me. 415 00:18:17,788 --> 00:18:19,688 Have you seen the woman who was sitting with us? 416 00:18:19,728 --> 00:18:21,728 Yes. She just got into a cab. 417 00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:22,988 Something about wanting you guys. 418 00:18:23,028 --> 00:18:25,658 To have some private time and whatnot. 419 00:18:26,728 --> 00:18:28,928 Oh, no. She's going home! 420 00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:29,998 Platypi! 421 00:18:30,038 --> 00:18:31,098 What? 422 00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:32,898 Platypi. 423 00:18:37,878 --> 00:18:39,938 Aren't you loving the new setup? 424 00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:42,048 Uh-huh. 425 00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:43,708 It takes all the negative energy. 426 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,718 And pushes it right through the door. 427 00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:48,748 Not all of it. 428 00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:51,658 We'll be "fung shooing" the kitchen tomorrow. 429 00:18:51,688 --> 00:18:53,818 No, no, no. Nothing's wrong with the kitchen. 430 00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:54,888 You're right. 431 00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:55,888 Can't blame the kitchen. 432 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,698 For what goes on in there. 433 00:18:58,898 --> 00:19:00,998 Hi. 434 00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:01,998 What's going on? 435 00:19:02,028 --> 00:19:03,798 Apple, apple, apple. 436 00:19:05,138 --> 00:19:06,668 Why do you keep saying that? 437 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:09,608 Oh, it's just this fun thing that we do. 438 00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:12,678 She says that and then I answer back, "pie, pie, pie!" 439 00:19:13,748 --> 00:19:14,808 No. No! 440 00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:16,078 I can't do this anymore. 441 00:19:16,108 --> 00:19:17,718 You can't do what anymore? 442 00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:18,748 This! 443 00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:19,878 Smiling like a ninny. 444 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:22,718 While you drive me out of my mind. 445 00:19:22,748 --> 00:19:24,718 Well, I agree, you do smile like a ninny. 446 00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:27,088 But I can't see where it's my fault. 447 00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:28,788 See? There it goes again. 448 00:19:28,828 --> 00:19:30,798 You know, the little digs, and the comments, 449 00:19:30,828 --> 00:19:32,628 And the rearranging, and whatnot. 450 00:19:32,658 --> 00:19:33,828 Whatnot, whatnot, whatnot! 451 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,868 What does that even mean? 452 00:19:38,938 --> 00:19:40,968 I... I never knew you felt this way. 453 00:19:41,008 --> 00:19:42,808 Well, 'cause I've been keeping it inside. 454 00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:44,738 For the last 20 years. 455 00:19:47,108 --> 00:19:48,648 And now that I've said it, 456 00:19:48,678 --> 00:19:49,948 I feel terrible. 457 00:19:51,718 --> 00:19:53,048 I'm so sorry, Linda. 458 00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:55,948 Oh, I'm a horrible person. 459 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,888 Oh, no, no. 460 00:19:57,918 --> 00:19:59,758 You're not a horrible person. 461 00:19:59,788 --> 00:20:01,888 You're a wonderful girl. 462 00:20:01,928 --> 00:20:04,058 Who just happened to marry very, very well. 463 00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:08,928 And you've given this family a wonderful life. 464 00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:10,668 Bobby's lucky to have you. 465 00:20:11,868 --> 00:20:13,038 Thank you. 466 00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:17,808 You know, as hard as it was to hear, 467 00:20:17,838 --> 00:20:19,678 I appreciate your honesty. 468 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:22,878 And I appreciate your appreciation. 469 00:20:24,018 --> 00:20:25,678 This is nice. 470 00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:26,878 This is good. 471 00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:30,018 Well, as long as we're being honest, 472 00:20:30,058 --> 00:20:35,058 I have some things I'd like to share about you. 473 00:20:35,088 --> 00:20:36,728 Um. No. 474 00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:37,858 I think we're good. 475 00:20:37,898 --> 00:20:39,898 I think we've made enough progress for today. 476 00:20:39,928 --> 00:20:41,768 Come on, ladies. Let's bring it in. 477 00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:43,098 Family hug. 478 00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:50,008 Hey, everybody. Back from bowling. 479 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,848 Well, Charlie, grandma's gone home, 480 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:01,018 And everything is back to normal. 481 00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:02,888 Huh. 482 00:21:02,918 --> 00:21:04,018 Look at that... 483 00:21:04,058 --> 00:21:05,918 I really don't have a bad side. 484 00:21:10,698 --> 00:21:12,858 Well, maybe not everything. 485 00:21:14,668 --> 00:21:15,628 I'll get it. 486 00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:25,638 May I speak to pj and Gabe? 487 00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:30,008 Mrs. Dabney. 488 00:21:30,048 --> 00:21:31,848 You got a... you got a little swmething. 489 00:21:33,048 --> 00:21:36,988 Someonput food coloring in my hot tub. 490 00:21:37,018 --> 00:21:38,918 Ah. 491 00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:40,858 Boys, you have a visitor. 492 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,658 You'd better wish your brothers. 493 00:21:43,698 --> 00:21:45,008 Some good luck, Charlie. 494 00:21:47,498 --> 00:21:50,138 And now, the continuing adventures of... 495 00:21:50,228 --> 00:21:51,778 Gila monster man! 496 00:21:53,498 --> 00:21:55,798 That's some sandwich, eh, muenster? 497 00:21:55,978 --> 00:21:57,118 Sure is, chief. 498 00:21:58,868 --> 00:21:59,898 Chief! 499 00:21:59,938 --> 00:22:01,008 I just got a scoop. 500 00:22:01,038 --> 00:22:03,608 Doctor scorpion's robbed another bank. 501 00:22:03,638 --> 00:22:05,908 Great googly-moogly! 502 00:22:07,648 --> 00:22:08,978 That fiend. 503 00:22:09,008 --> 00:22:10,948 Boy, I'd love to squash that bug. 504 00:22:10,978 --> 00:22:12,948 Like you could do anything. 505 00:22:12,978 --> 00:22:14,918 You're just mild-mannered news photographer. 506 00:22:14,948 --> 00:22:16,618 Gil a. Muenster. 507 00:22:16,658 --> 00:22:20,918 Not a real hero like Gila monster man. 508 00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:23,858 Well, you've got me there. 509 00:22:23,898 --> 00:22:25,598 Wait! Where are you going? 510 00:22:25,628 --> 00:22:26,728 To find a hot rock! 511 00:22:28,828 --> 00:22:29,798 I mean... 512 00:22:29,828 --> 00:22:31,798 The bathroom. 513 00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:37,938 Gila monster man! 514 00:22:37,968 --> 00:22:39,467 Where'd you come from? 515 00:22:39,468 --> 00:22:40,618 No time to talk. 516 00:22:40,619 --> 00:22:43,238 Doctor Scorpion's on the loose. 517 00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:46,688 Holster, quick, get a picture. 518 00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:50,348 Where is that mummbling idiot? 519 00:22:50,548 --> 00:22:51,748 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.com www.Itfriend.com 520 00:22:51,798 --> 00:22:56,348 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34012

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