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Man, this is so great, getting
to hang out with you.
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I forgot how cool you are.
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Aww. Ivy,
you are so sweet.
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I love hanging out with you too.
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Shh! I'm on video chat.
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Oh! Hey, Ivy, did you see this
email from our guidance counselor?
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Mm-mm. If it's from school,
it goes straight to my spam.
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Well, this is about our
community service requirement.
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If we don't get this done,
we don't graduate next year.
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See? This is why I don't
open emails from school.
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They always stress me out.
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Oh no, it gets worse.
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See, because we waited so long,
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There are only two jobs left.
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The first one includes
helping old people...
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- Pass.
- But you didn't let me finish.
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You lost me
at "old people."
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so what's the other one?
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Interning at k-qui,
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- That public radio station.
- You mean the one where...
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Everyone talks like this.
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Yes. Yes, that's the one.
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Man, I hate that station.
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Well, would you rather bathe old people?
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And we're on the air.
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today's all burnt toast
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running lateand dad jokes
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"has anybodyseen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes,take a bite
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grab a ride,laugh out loud
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there it isup on the roof
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I've been there,I survived
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so just takemy advice
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hang in there, baby
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things are crazy
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but I knowyour future's bright
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hang in there, baby
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there's no maybe
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everythingturns out all right
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you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be
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hang in there, baby.
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Hey, Bob, honey, I have a great idea.
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- We should have a baby...
- No!
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No more babies!
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Would you let me finish?
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I was going to say
we should have a baby shower.
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Oh.
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You should really run your words
together a little faster.
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Is a baby shower even
appropriate for a fifth kid?
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It is when you gave away
all your other baby stuff.
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Because you were absolutely certain.
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You weren't gonna have another one.
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What are you looking at me for?
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What are you looking at me for?
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So...
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Throwing yourself a baby shower, huh?
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I am not throwing myself a baby shower.
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That's tacky.
I just need.
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To trick someone into throwing it for me.
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But who?
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Oh, don't worry.
I'll get it.
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- Hi.
- Mary Lou wentz.
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Come on in.
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Thank you, Amy.
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I was just talking to Bob about you.
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- Really?
- I was just telling him.
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How you're my very best friend.
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Oh.
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And you're...
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I'm just here to pick up Ivy.
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Mary Lou, what's the rush?
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Have a seat.
Take a load off.
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Oh, I think I'm just gonna
leave you two alone.
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So what's my best friend up to?
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That would be you.
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Oh, right right.
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Well, not much.
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Great great.
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Well, you know,
if you want something to do,
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You could throw a baby shower
for your best friend.
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That would be me.
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Oh. A baby shower?
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Yes, doesn't it sound fun?
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Okai, I will do all the work.
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All you have to do is show up and host it.
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Okay, I guess I could do that.
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Great.
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Oh, and I want it to be a surprise.
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But you already know about it.
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I mean we're talking about it right now.
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Oh, Mary Lou,
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Honey, I'm an incredible actress,
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try me. Just, umm,
tell me something sad.
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Um, your dog is sick.
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What? No!
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I can't bear it!
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No! Why? Oh why?
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Ivy!
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Hey.
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Great news! My friend
Richie's got a kidney stone.
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Yes! Yeah!
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Wait. Why is that
great news?
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Because he can't use his front-row
tickets to the hockey game.
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Which means I get to go
and I get to bring one of you.
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- Oh! Take me! Take me!
- Okay, all right.
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You guys need to work this out,
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Because I can't pick a favorite.
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I mean, I've got one,
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I just can't say who it is.
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Okay. Hey,
I've got an idea.
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We'll flip a coin, all right?
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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No no.
No no no no no.
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I'm not sure what's wrong about that,
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But I know I'm being tricked.
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Okay, I'll think of a number in my head.
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And we'll guess and see
who comes the closest.
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Gabe, I'm not falling for that again.
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- Fine.
- Out of curiosity, was it six?
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- Yup.
- Dang it! Mmm!
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And now let's take a look.
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At our national news.
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Okay, so remember,
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If we're gonna get these jobs,
we've gotta come across as smart.
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So we love books, we love opera,
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Books about opera, operas about books.
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Right, got it, got it.
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- Yeah.
- Act all brainyish and stuff.
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And let me do the talking.
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The lower House of the legislature.
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Passed the bill
by a vote of 92-68.
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And then it was sent to the upper chamber.
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More to come on this
fast-breaking story.
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This is k-qui,
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The quiet station.
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- Well, hello, girls.
- Hi.
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I'm Diane vanderweis,
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Station manager
and on-air personality.
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Oh, I'm Teddy.
Charmed.
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And I'm Ivy.
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As William Shakespeare
once said, "hello."
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Well, I'm sure he did say
that at some point.
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Oh yes, he... he did.
We looked it up in a book.
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And heard it in an opera.
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Okay. So tell me,
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And you familiar
with k.Q.U.I.?
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- No, what's that?
- Oh, uh...
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She's kidding.
She knows that k.Q.U.I.
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Is the radio station that
we are in. Right, Ivy?
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As William Shakespeare
once said, "yes."
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Okay. Have you heard.
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Our award-winning program
"fruit talk"?
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Oh, "fruit talk."
yeah, I love that show.
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I find it both fruity and talky.
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Well, that's great,
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Because that's the show you're
going to be working on.
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Welcome to
the k-qui family, girls.
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Thank you, Diane.
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We are... we're really
very excited.
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Mm-hmm. Now can you just
sign this form for school?
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I sign that after you do the work.
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It was worth a shot.
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- Hey.
- Hey, honey.
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- What you doing?
- Making out the guest list.
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For my baby shower.
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You're inviting
your ex-boss Karen?
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- I thought you didn't like her?
- Honey, I can't stand her.
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But she married a rich guy.
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And that means an expensive present.
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I like presents.
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Charlie. Please, honey,
don't be greedy, okay?
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This party's for mommy.
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Wait. Why is Debbie Dooley
a question mark?
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'cause, hovey, I'm not sure
I can handle the voice.
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I'm Debbie Dooley.
How ya doin'?
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Oh, it gives me a headache.
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- So you're not inviting her?
- Oh, I'm inviting her.
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The girl can bake.
Of course, then you have to hear her say
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"here's a snickerdoodle
just for you-dle."
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Now all I have to do is email
this list to Mary Lou,
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And then she can reply
with a bunch of smiley faces.
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Oh, that woman is too perky.
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Okay, so we've got...
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We got too perky, we got too annoying.
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And we got somebody that you can't stand.
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This sounds like an awful party.
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Bob, please, these are my dearest
friends you're talking about.
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Hey, dad.
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P.J.
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- You're looking well.
- Mmm.
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Hey, great news,
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Gabe and I worked it out, and we decided.
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That I would be going to the game with you.
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- Just you.
- Mm-hmm. That's right.
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- Mmm.
- Hey.
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Guys, I'm sorry.
I can only take one of you.
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- Take me.
- No no, take me.
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- I love you more.
- No, I love you more.
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- Hey hey hey!
- No, I love you more.
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I have dreamed of you guys
having this argument...
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Just not while you're
wearing the same pants.
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I'm Debbie Dooley.
How ya doin'?
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Mary Lou wentz.
Welcome.
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Sorry I'm late.
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The commute was a bear.
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Oh. I thought you lived
across the street.
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I do. Gotcha!
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- Here comes Amy!
- Ooh! Everybody hide!
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Oh my goodness.
This is so exciting.
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I don't know where to hi...
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Surprise!
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Wha... what is this?
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A party for me?
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I... I don't know
what to say.
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Oh my gosh, this is so funny.
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You guys really got me.
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- and now I'm getting emotional.
- Aww.
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A shower?
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For my fifth baby?
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It almost seems inappropriate.
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That's what I thought
when I got the invite.
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Oh, Karen, I'm so glad you could make it.
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Oh, well, I've been getting invited
to a lot of things lately.
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I don't know if you've
heard, but I married well.
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Whoa. Yes,
that's very sparkly as well.
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I'm just glad to have your present...
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You present...
I'm glad you're here.
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So, Mary Lou,
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What fun shower games did you plan?
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Shower games?
You said just show up.
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Well, a treasure hunt you say?
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Oh wow.
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Oh, Mary Lou, you printed
maps and everything?
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Wow, Mary Lou, you sure
know how to throw a shower.
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Well, I put a lot of work into it.
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Yeah, leave the acting to me.
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I'm Mike cannagher, and you're listening.
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To a very special edition.
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Of "fruit talk."
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It's an apple-palooza.
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Mmm-mmm!
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Apples, apples, apples.
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All different kinds of apples.
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Fuji.
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Rome.
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Pink lady.
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Mcintosh!
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- Uh-uh.
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I'll never make it
through five hours of this.
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Well, we have to, Ivy.
If we don't get.
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That form signed, we don't graduate.
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Red delicious.
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Granny Smith.
Braeburn.
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Then again, graduation's overrated.
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Now I'm kinda wishing
we stayed at the baby shower.
259
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I mean, it looked boring,
but not this boring.
260
00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:53,510
It's gotta get better.
261
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,480
Wait, we're not getting any sound.
262
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:59,250
Told you it'd get better.
263
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,220
Maybe the mic's dead.
264
00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,050
No, Mike's dead.
265
00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:07,320
Mike?
266
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,800
- Feeling better, Mike?
- Oh, I'm fine.
267
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,500
It's just
the apple-palooza...
268
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,410
Too much excitement.
269
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,740
Wait. Mike, before you go,
one more thing...
270
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:28,510
- Could you sign this? - Well, you two are
gonna have to do the rest of the show.
271
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,650
- What?
- Oh, don't worry.
272
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,450
- It's only four hours.
- Well, we don't know how to do this.
273
00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:36,420
- You know what an apple is?
- Yes.
274
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You're all set.
275
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,500
You wanted to see us, dad?
276
00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:48,600
P.J., Gabe,
277
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,770
Come on down!
278
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:54,840
- What's all this?
- You're the next contestants.
279
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,740
On "love that Bob."
280
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,420
This is the game where we find out.
281
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,550
Who knows the most about Bob.
282
00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:07,820
Brought to you by Bob's bugs be gone.
283
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,490
And let's meet our contestants!
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I'm P.J.
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Gabe.
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Love that enthusiasm.
287
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,540
All right.
P.J., Gabe,
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I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
289
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About your father, pest control
specialist Bob Duncan.
290
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,380
Whoever winds up
with the most correct answers.
291
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Wins a ticket to a hockey game.
292
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,350
Ooh.
293
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,720
All right, let's dive right in.
294
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Question one,
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- "what is Bob's"...
- Donuts!
296
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,360
Correct!
297
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,500
Second question...
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Pizza.
299
00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:56,700
Yeah.
300
00:14:56,740 --> 00:15:00,410
Let's move on from the food category.
301
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,710
Okay, here's...
here's an easy one.
302
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:09,480
"what is Bob's
middle name?"
303
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,390
Looking for a middle name.
304
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,730
All right, time's up.
305
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,630
It's William.
Moving on.
306
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:28,500
"William moving on"?
307
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:30,740
Yeesh, what a terrible name.
308
00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:32,510
It's no wonder you never use it.
309
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,740
I can't possibly lose this thing.
310
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:39,410
Okay, here's another easy one.
311
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:42,680
"how old is Bob?"
312
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,350
Fift...
313
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,680
Hey.
314
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,450
- Six...
- No no no.
315
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,620
- Seven...
- All right, next question!
316
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:56,530
When is Bob's birthday?
317
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,400
Oh, come on, you guys.
You gotta know this one.
318
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,670
January 1st.
319
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:12,410
January 2nd.
320
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:15,280
January 3rd.
321
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,420
January 4th.
322
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:22,660
Okay, we are now into our...
323
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,690
Second hour
of apple-palooza.
324
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:31,730
Still waiting for that first call.
325
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,570
Oh, just a reminder,
326
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,640
"palooza" means excitement,
327
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:43,310
And "call" means call.
328
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,410
Anyone.
329
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,510
Anyone at all.
330
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:50,350
Oh, hey. In fact,
why don't we just go crazy,
331
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,350
Open it up to foods of all kinds.
332
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,390
We could talk...
333
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:56,560
Vegetables, steak,
334
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:59,460
Sausage, bacon.
335
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,700
Dad, if you're out there, please call.
336
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:09,470
Okay, Charlie,
337
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,400
You ready to help mommy open her presents?
338
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,340
- Yes, mommy.
- Aww.
339
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:16,540
I know what you're all thinking.
340
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,680
I make the most adorable children.
341
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,510
And lots of 'em.
342
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,350
Okay, before we do presents,
I'm just gonna run.
343
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,350
To the little mommy's room.
Be right back.
344
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,690
- Oh.
- Oh.
345
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,630
Hmm. Well.
346
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,690
What a pretty girl you are.
347
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,460
My name is Karen.
348
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,560
My mommy doesn't like you.
349
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,740
Oh. Oh my.
Of course she does.
350
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,440
Why else would she invite me to the party?
351
00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:47,310
You're rich.
352
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,680
Oh. Mm-hmm.
353
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:52,410
Well, yes, I am rich,
354
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,550
Which means I have a large car.
355
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:57,650
To put my large present into.
356
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,690
And drive away!
357
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,460
Well, that was awkward.
358
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,670
I'm certainly glad your mommy likes me.
Huh, Charlie?
359
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,540
My mom says you talk funny.
360
00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:21,540
- Pardon me?
- It hurts her head.
361
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,280
- Really?
- Yeah.
362
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,510
Well, I guess I'll just
take my snickerdoodles.
363
00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:30,250
And skidoodle.
364
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,520
- You're leaving?
- Oh, you betcha.
365
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,620
Uh, Amy, I think you might
wanna hurry it up in there!
366
00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:41,490
Mean.
367
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,430
Stupid.
368
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,530
Smelly.
369
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:49,440
Bye-bye.
370
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:56,510
Okay, the topic is now
371
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,610
"things that exist.
372
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:01,350
In the world."
373
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,590
Wow, looks like
we're getting an actual call.
374
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,590
Hi, and welcome to "fruit talk.
" who is this?
375
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,390
It's Ivy.
376
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,490
You do realize we're the only ones.
377
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:15,660
Listening to the show, right?
378
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,360
And I'm not even listening.
379
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,630
Well, we still have
three more hours to fill.
380
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:25,670
- What do you suggest?
- How about this?
381
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,710
Oh, okay.
382
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:36,380
we tried to talk fruit,
we tried some conversation
383
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:38,680
but the station's
so boring, I need a vacation
384
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,590
listen up, people,
this station's a loser
385
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:44,290
and this whole show was
an apple-pa-snooza
386
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,290
eww, oh
387
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:49,400
-
this station is sad.
-
This station is tired...
388
00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:52,630
said the two internswho just got fired.
389
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,370
Can you sign this first?
390
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,610
July 7th.
391
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:09,480
- July 8th.
- July 9th.
392
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,550
All right, you know what?
393
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:16,620
This, uh... this wasn't as much fun
as I thought it was gonna be.
394
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,430
I think I'm gonna ask somebody
else to go to the hockey game.
395
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:24,430
Whoa. Wait wait, dad,
just let me say something.
396
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:25,700
July 10th.
397
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,510
This shower was a total disaster.
398
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:39,340
I guess Charlie understands
more than I thought.
399
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,550
I'm sorry, mama.
400
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:44,720
- Oh.
- Honey, it's okay.
401
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,490
It's okay.
It's not your fault.
402
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,520
It's not anybody's fault.
403
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,320
- Well, actually... - It's not
anybody's fault, Mary lo...
404
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,660
- Okay. - Now would you
like a cup of tea?
405
00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:57,530
- Yes, I would love that.
- Okay.
406
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:02,270
Okay, spill it, Charlie.
What did she say about me?
407
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:05,570
Maybe you should come with me.
408
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:18,250
Well, Charlie, Ivy and I are
looking for a new internship,
409
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,350
And... oh, I guess
we have to be more careful.
410
00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:23,260
With what we say around you.
411
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:26,560
Otherwise, people might
find out they're too perky.
412
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,560
Are you here to pick up Ivy, Mrs.
Wentz?
413
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,300
No, I'm just really annoyed.
414
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:36,640
All righty, then.
415
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,300
Okay, Teddy,
come on! Let's go.
416
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,440
So I'm going to my first hockey game,
417
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:43,610
'cause I was the only kid who
knew when dad's birthday is.
418
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,650
Okay, running a little late.
419
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,610
Gonna have to paint your face in the car.
420
00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:54,490
Yay, I'm the winner.
421
00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:58,290
Wish me good luck, Charlie.
422
00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:06,720
Hey, mom.
Oh, there's my little tyke.
423
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,650
How ya doin'?
424
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:14,820
Mom, you feeling okay?
425
00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:17,690
Super good and gettin' better.
426
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,600
Why are you talking like that?
427
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,520
Like what?
428
00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:26,310
Oh funny thing.
429
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:29,190
I was taking a wax today with Debbie Dooley.
430
00:22:29,190 --> 00:22:32,210
And we found a magic potion.
431
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:36,080
Well, naturally we each took a sip,
432
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,280
But nothing happened.
433
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,070
Uh, mom,
434
00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:42,570
Something did happen.
435
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,180
We need to fix this.
436
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:47,460
Nothing to fix,
Mr. Bossy pants.
437
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,710
Snickerdoodle?
438
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,660
Oh yeah, you're right.
We are good.
439
00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:56,680
Are we?
440
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,980
You betcha.
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