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Look at all of these new people.
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- No.
- Why "no"?
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Because you're getting all
interested in everybody, aren't you?
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What's wrong with getting
interested in people?
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No.
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Why "no"?
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Because you're only supposed
to be pretend interested
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in however many people we already know.
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You're only pretend interested in people?
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Yeah. Everyone's more
comfortable that way. Watch.
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- Hey, you.
- Hey, you!
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Now watch this. How are you?
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How are you?
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No, I really mean it. How are you?
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- Back off.
- Yeah, get out of my life.
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I look out at the sea of
new students and would like
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to explore the potential
of new friendships for us.
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What would you like?
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I would like everyone to
mind their own business.
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Don't you think that somewhere around here
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could be a wonderful new friend for us?
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I would have to learn names!
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I'm still learning "Zay."
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It's Zay, right?
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We are going to make one new friend.
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If we make one new friend every day
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for the rest of the year,
you know what we'll have?
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Lice. We'll have lice. I guarantee you.
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It's great to have you back, Maya.
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Thanks. My hair is way too
long to make new friends.
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So who's it gonna be?
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Who's the lucky person
who's going to get blessed
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with our special kind of friendship?
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I wouldn't force that on anybody.
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Watch me.
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Hi! Good morning!
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My name is Riley Matthews
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- and this is my friend Maya Hart.
- Sup?
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I wanted to introduce
myself to extend the warmest
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of invitations to be our new friend.
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I really like what you're wearing.
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Great hair, nice eyes, good knees.
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Be my friend?
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Watch this, Maya.
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This is how new friendships are born.
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I don't like her at all.
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She... she
don't like me.
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Watch whatever happens next.
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Hi, Maya.
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Who's this? A new friend of yours?
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Well, any new friend of Maya
is a great friend of mine.
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Hi.
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Wow.
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And they lived here for
the rest of their lives.
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(Theme music playing)
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I've been waiting
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For a day like this to come
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Struck like lightning
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My heart's beating like a drum
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On the edge of something wonderful
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Face to face with changes
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What's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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But I know I can work it out
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'Cause I got you to live it with me
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I feel all right
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I'm gonna take on the world
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Light up the stars
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I've got some pages to turn
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I'm singing
"Go-o-o"
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Oh, oh, oh, oh
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Take on the world, take on the world
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Take on the world, take on the world
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Take on the world
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- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
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- Somebody doesn't like me.
- "Somebody doesn't like me" who?
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What's the difference?
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- I don't have time for games.
- You're being ridiculous.
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Oh, great. Thank you so
much. You fixed me forever.
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Don't overreact to this.
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You'll only make it worse, okay?
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We're out in the world now. You're
gonna have to face little setbacks.
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- You can't have everyone like you.
- Why not?
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Because you can't control the world
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and you can't control
other people in the world.
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The only thing you can control is
your own reaction to what goes on.
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You're right, and this
is how I choose to react:
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- (Crying howl)
-
Lee, lie, loo, la, la
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Lay your head down, little nut-job
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Wake up when you're normal
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Lee, lie, loo
- What did I ever do to her, Maya?
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(Softly) Who knows? Who cares?
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Let it go.
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Lee, lie, loo
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- (School bell rings)
- Oh, yay.
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(Gasps)
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Maya, I had the worst dream!
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- You were in my dream!
- Don't dream about me.
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I don't like you.
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- (Breathing heavily)
- No, no, no, no, no.
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How's it goin'?
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Someone doesn't like Riley, my legs
are asleep, we have Health class.
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Okay. Come on.
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No.
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(Thud)
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I can't control who likes me or not,
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but there's more to
life, like Health class.
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I am so excited for today's Health class.
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"Our bodies, our friends." Yikes.
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Oh, I'm sure that the
teacher's sensitive take on life
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will be a lovely way to
learn how our bodies work.
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What's that?
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All right, all you creepy
little child-adults,
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settle down. Let's get this over with, huh?
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Ugh. Put your hand down, Sunshine.
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You'll all pass no matter what.
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You know why?
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'Cause if I fail ya, I
gotta meet your parents.
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I don't want to meet your parents.
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I don't want to meet you.
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All right. (Snorts)
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Let's talk about your bodies.
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- (Thud)
- Yeah, I don't blame him.
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Are you sure that you're the
right person to teach us this?
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Why don't you give me a chance?
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I may surprise ya.
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I want this to be taught to me in
a delicate and sensitive manner.
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Yeah? Well, surprise.
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You can't control this either, Riles.
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Welcome back, beloved.
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All right, everybody open your
Health textbooks to page 73.
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(Thud)
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He is the only one here
that knows what he's doing.
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And that's what they taught us in
Health class about our bodies.
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You okay, Bubba?
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I'm telling everybody.
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You're not tellin' anybody.
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Concentrate on somethin' else.
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I can't.
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He's a gym teacher.
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Why would they have a gym
teacher teach us about our bodies?
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This is another thing you can't control.
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Could you please tell Riley
that there's nobody in this world
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- who can control everything?
- (Door unlocking)
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That ought to do it.
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Hi. It's me.
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Oh, good!
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Your daughter wants to control
what happens to her in life,
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and she needs someone
to tell her she can't,
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and you are the worst person
in the world for the job.
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Out of all the houses in the
world she could have walked into,
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- she walks into ours.
- (Chuckles)
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Well, I did used to be a
little bit of a control freak.
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(Laughs)
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"Used to be"? (Laughs)
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I just thought of something funny I
just heard right now... from me.
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In school, I'm supposed to write a big
report about what life means to me.
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Oh, great. I'll help you.
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Why?
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Because I can't control who
likes me or who teaches me
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or my own life, but I
can sure control yours.
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You know what's the best about
being the youngest? Nothin'.
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Riley, you can't worry
about what people think
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because you can't
control what people think.
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The truth is, when you try to control life,
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life does its best to teach you not to.
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There's a girl who doesn't like me.
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What's that you say now?
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Okay, honey. You just keep being
you, and she's gonna come around.
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So, we don't try to control it?
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- No.
- We just let it be?
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- Yes.
- How?
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Well, see, what's gonna
happen all on its own
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is that Daddy's gonna get
me her phone number, see?
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And then perhaps, I
don't know, maybe I have
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a little howdy do with her mommy.
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And if you don't have a
new friend by 9:00 tomorrow,
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as natural as flowers in the springtime,
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well, then maybe Leonard, the income
tax attorney in Mommy's office,
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he's gonna do just a little bit of
research into their family's paperwork
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and see if there are any inconsistencies.
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Lee, lie, loo
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Lee, lie, loo
- That's so soothing.
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(Softly) Yes, it is.
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I'm gonna put Momma to bed now.
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- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I can do what I want.
- Yes, you can.
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- I'm the boss of this world.
- Yes, you are.
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Huh. Riley, listen.
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I'm sure Mr. Fanucci knows what he's doing.
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I need you to tell him
to treat our Health class
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with dignity and sensitivity.
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Okay, but it's been my experience
that when you try to control things,
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they only turn out worse.
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Promise me you'll tell him that.
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Okay. I promise you I'll talk to him.
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What could be worse than learning about
my body from the boy's gym teacher?
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Nothin'.
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Ya happy?
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Do it.
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Lee, lie, loo, la
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Shh, shh.
La, la, la
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So I said, "Hey, Fanucci, don't
take this the wrong way." He did.
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"Can you be a little more sensitive
in Health class?" He can't.
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So, here I stand in front of you
begging you to make this easy on me.
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Put that hand down forever.
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You have to answer my
question about the body.
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Uh...
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Maya, it's my father!
He doesn't know anything.
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I know things.
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What is the body?
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What does the body want?
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I'm gonna tell ya.
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Soup.
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Now you know everything.
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Goodnight!
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What do you want?
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- Smackle time, please.
- Absolutely.
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Hey, I thought it was "Farkle time."
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It is Farkle time.
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It's always been Farkle time.
It'll always be Farkle time.
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Farkle time is a worldwide phenomenon,
a division of Farkle Enterprises
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and the incontrovertible
essence of my soul.
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It's Smackle time from now on.
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Mr. Matthews is our teacher and our friend
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who always encourages us to
pursue the subject matter.
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Not this time, baby.
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We will begin.
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On page 73 of your Health books, what
they're trying to teach you is (Bleep).
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(Bleep)
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You're not going to believe what
that man of yours did today.
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Oh, sure I will, but Auggie wants
to tell Riley something first.
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Oh, yay! Your homework.
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The one thing I was able
to completely control.
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How could you fail what life means to me?
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Yeah.
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Perhaps Mrs. Pigsniffle asked
me if I did the work myself.
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"Mrs. Pigsniffle"?
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Yeah. You're the first to notice it.
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She could tell I helped you with it, huh?
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She told me that this was clearly
the work of a fifth grader.
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(Stifled laugh)
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Ugh.
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She don't like me, my father
teaches soup, and I can't even
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help my own brother with his homework.
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You want to break it to her or should I?
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Riley, as much as I've tried,
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it's impossible to control
what goes on all the time.
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I know how hard that was for you.
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It's killing me. I'm smiling, right?
253
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Auggie, your teacher wants you to write
254
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what life means to you, not
what it means to somebody else.
255
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Then I will. Thanks anyway, Riley.
256
00:12:07,897 --> 00:12:10,131
You're welcome, Auggie.
Good luck with everything.
257
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I give up.
258
00:12:13,269 --> 00:12:16,070
Riley, as much as I try,
259
00:12:16,072 --> 00:12:18,439
it's impossible to control
what goes on all the time.
260
00:12:18,441 --> 00:12:21,743
Sometimes it's okay to just be a leaf
in the wind and see where we land.
261
00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,911
Even when we don't like
what's happening to us?
262
00:12:23,913 --> 00:12:25,847
Especially then.
263
00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,116
Because that's when I found out life
was usually trying to teach me something.
264
00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:30,685
Well, what could this
be trying to teach me?
265
00:12:30,687 --> 00:12:32,587
It teaches you who you are.
266
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:35,022
Because as much as we think
we show everybody who we are
267
00:12:35,024 --> 00:12:36,958
when we're completely in
charge of what happens,
268
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we find out who we
really are when we're not.
269
00:12:40,462 --> 00:12:41,963
Thanks for being my mom.
270
00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,364
You're welcome.
271
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That's who I am.
272
00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:57,445
Lucas, what would you do
273
00:12:57,447 --> 00:12:59,280
if there was somebody in
your life who didn't like you?
274
00:12:59,282 --> 00:13:01,082
I'd go like this.
275
00:13:02,785 --> 00:13:04,352
That would work for you?
276
00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:08,456
(Giggles)
277
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:09,791
- Smackle!
- Do it.
278
00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:12,160
(Giggles jaggedly)
279
00:13:13,595 --> 00:13:15,429
Thanks, honey.
280
00:13:15,431 --> 00:13:17,131
- Zay?
- Riley?
281
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,467
What would you do if there was somebody
in your life who didn't like you?
282
00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:20,935
Oof. I'd move to New York.
283
00:13:20,937 --> 00:13:22,470
(All laugh dryly)
284
00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:24,472
(Laughs dryly)
285
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,240
Maya, what would you do?
286
00:13:26,242 --> 00:13:27,675
I just don't care as much.
287
00:13:27,677 --> 00:13:29,177
Well, you cared when you used to be me.
288
00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:31,946
Yeah, and it was exhausting,
but I'm better now, Riles.
289
00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:33,915
You want to feel better?
Don't care so much.
290
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:35,149
I don't know how to do that.
291
00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:36,818
I care that people like me.
292
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,852
Do people like me?
293
00:13:37,854 --> 00:13:39,787
- Of course they like you.
- They do?
294
00:13:39,789 --> 00:13:41,389
- You like me, Lucas?
- Sure.
295
00:13:42,324 --> 00:13:44,225
He's sitting right next to me!
296
00:13:45,961 --> 00:13:47,695
Riley, there's not a person in this world
297
00:13:47,697 --> 00:13:49,330
that wouldn't like you
once they got to know you.
298
00:13:49,332 --> 00:13:51,132
Oh, well, that's very nice of you, Lucas,
299
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,267
but the more me I was,
the faster she ran away.
300
00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:54,435
Come on. Who cares about her?
301
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:55,870
Let's think about something else.
302
00:13:55,872 --> 00:13:58,806
Yeah, maybe if we move on and
think about something else,
303
00:13:58,808 --> 00:14:00,308
then we could get on with our lives...
304
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,443
she said, knowing that was crazy.
305
00:14:03,979 --> 00:14:08,649
Hey, guys, did you know
that astronomers calculate
306
00:14:08,651 --> 00:14:12,620
that there are one billion trillion
stars in the observable universe?
307
00:14:12,622 --> 00:14:15,189
One billion trillion?
308
00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:16,624
Well, that's just amazing.
309
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:18,192
I thought it was less.
310
00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:19,721
Zay: I know!
311
00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:21,996
It gives you so much to think about...
312
00:14:21,998 --> 00:14:25,132
Other than whatever's going
on in our little lives.
313
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,002
A billion trillion stars?
314
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:30,504
You could give them all Riley
names is what you could do.
315
00:14:30,506 --> 00:14:31,572
I'll get you started.
316
00:14:31,574 --> 00:14:34,876
Twinkly, Sparkly, Twinkly.
317
00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:37,178
There's three.
318
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,081
It certainly shows how vast the
universe is and how small we are.
319
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,515
Hey, you're right.
320
00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:44,151
We're all just specks. That's all we are.
321
00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:47,421
And that other speck doesn't like me!
322
00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:56,364
Did you finish your paper, Auggie?
323
00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:59,901
Yeah. I still don't really know
what Mrs. Pigsniffle wanted,
324
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,736
so I just tried to answer the question.
325
00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,572
Can we hear it?
326
00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:07,475
What Life Means to Me
by Auggie D. Matthews.
327
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:09,644
Your middle name isn't "Doggie."
328
00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:14,816
"I've been here seven years
and I think life is a good idea.
329
00:15:14,818 --> 00:15:19,854
"I love my mom and dad, my
sister Riley, "my wife Ava,
330
00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:21,823
"my apartment where I live in America
331
00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:24,426
and everything that
happens to me every day."
332
00:15:24,428 --> 00:15:26,494
Nice job, Auggie.
333
00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:28,997
So nice when you're young and
still in control of everything.
334
00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:30,865
I'm not in control of anything.
335
00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:32,601
That's what makes life so easy for me.
336
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:34,202
What?
337
00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:36,705
Yeah. When you think about it,
nothing's really my fault yet
338
00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:38,340
'cause I'm still cute.
339
00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:41,409
It's the first thing I check every day.
340
00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:44,346
How did you get such a good attitude?
341
00:15:44,348 --> 00:15:47,449
Because every day when I say,
"Good morning, Mrs. Pigsniffle,"
342
00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:49,351
I realize how lucky I am.
343
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:54,022
So when do you start wanting
to be in control of things
344
00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:56,124
and when do you lose it?
345
00:15:56,126 --> 00:16:00,061
I remember I started getting real confused
about things when I was 11 or 12.
346
00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:01,396
When does it end?
347
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,497
No.
348
00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:05,533
So, you know nothing when you're a baby,
349
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,402
when you're nine, you're
just figuring things out,
350
00:16:07,404 --> 00:16:08,903
and when you're 12, you
get confused forever?
351
00:16:08,905 --> 00:16:10,438
- That's life?
- Yep.
352
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,042
10 and 11.
353
00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:16,411
The Good Years by Cory Matthews.
354
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,546
Mornin', crunch bars. What up?
355
00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:22,284
Auggie was just reading us his paper
about life and everybody he loves.
356
00:16:22,286 --> 00:16:24,052
- Am I in it?
- Yes.
357
00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:25,553
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
358
00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:26,888
You didn't put me in it.
359
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,990
I'm never even gonna see 10 or 11!
360
00:16:28,992 --> 00:16:30,625
No, you won't!
361
00:16:39,168 --> 00:16:42,570
My good years are behind me,
I have 80 star names to go,
362
00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:45,173
and I go to a high school
where somebody doesn't like me.
363
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:46,408
Look on the bright side.
364
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:49,678
Bright Side! 79 to go.
365
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,646
And now, this.
366
00:16:51,648 --> 00:16:54,582
One of the most intricate parts
367
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,285
of the human body is...
368
00:16:57,287 --> 00:16:58,420
No!
369
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:04,192
I want to talk to you guys
today about the human foot.
370
00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,328
Uh-huh.
371
00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:07,595
Ha.
372
00:17:17,506 --> 00:17:20,175
Questions?
373
00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:24,112
See, what we have here is
a man with nothing to say.
374
00:17:24,114 --> 00:17:25,747
Sad.
375
00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:29,684
- Give up, Matthews?
- Okay.
376
00:17:29,686 --> 00:17:33,054
It's not so easy to explain
the wonders of the human body
377
00:17:33,056 --> 00:17:34,189
to the freshman class, huh?
378
00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:35,523
Or anyone.
379
00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:38,293
So did he teach it to you in the delicate
380
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,228
and sensitive manner
you requested, Sunshine?
381
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,564
Not quite, but it's out of my control.
382
00:17:42,566 --> 00:17:43,732
Everything is.
383
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:46,000
Mm. (Blows raspberry) Wrongo!
384
00:17:46,002 --> 00:17:47,736
Wrongo?
385
00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:49,537
I've been doing this 20 years.
386
00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,840
It is never graceful.
387
00:17:51,842 --> 00:17:53,141
But it's always important.
388
00:17:54,243 --> 00:17:56,044
'Cause after you get past all your laughter
389
00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:59,381
and your embarrassment,
we all arrive at one thing:
390
00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:03,918
you get this one mind
and you get this one body.
391
00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:07,756
That's what's completely yours to control.
392
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:10,091
How you take care of it, how you treat it,
393
00:18:10,093 --> 00:18:13,561
how you nourish it, what becomes of it.
394
00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:14,829
It's completely up to you.
395
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,799
Especially when it seems
like nothing else is.
396
00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:21,302
Boy, do you have the right teacher here.
397
00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:26,040
Does life know what it's doing or huh?
398
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:29,210
Uh, you know what else there
is about the human foots?
399
00:18:29,212 --> 00:18:30,412
They do...
400
00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:37,786
Yeah, they all do that.
401
00:18:37,788 --> 00:18:40,722
All right, here is the thing about Health.
402
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,290
This is what makes you healthy:
403
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:45,427
whenever it seems like everything
else is just out of control,
404
00:18:45,429 --> 00:18:47,796
you need to be able to
rely on your own minds
405
00:18:47,798 --> 00:18:52,100
and your own bodies to
be whoever you are.
406
00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:56,604
'Cause knowing who you are, that's the
best control you could possibly have.
407
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:59,641
So, make good decisions about yourselves.
408
00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:03,912
That's the best thing I can teach you.
409
00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:05,747
He's pretty good, Riley.
410
00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,715
Yeah.
411
00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:09,651
Maybe I should just control me.
412
00:19:09,653 --> 00:19:11,119
Maybe that's okay.
413
00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:13,655
What about "Our bodies, our friends"?
414
00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,223
What about page 73?
415
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,293
(Thud)
416
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:20,094
Oh, yeah.
417
00:19:20,096 --> 00:19:27,068
Listen, someday, way down the line,
please, if you make more of yourselves...
418
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,505
teach them the same thing.
419
00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:31,840
They'll thank you for it.
420
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,241
Thank you.
421
00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:37,745
Anytime, Sunshine.
422
00:19:45,654 --> 00:19:48,590
Why did you make us set
our alarms for so early?
423
00:19:48,592 --> 00:19:49,757
I had such a good dream.
424
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:51,493
You know what I was dreaming of?
425
00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:54,496
How you doin'?
426
00:19:56,131 --> 00:19:57,699
We're holding balloons, Riley.
427
00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,200
Why are we holding balloons?
428
00:19:59,202 --> 00:20:01,836
I know that sometimes I can be a handful...
429
00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:03,838
- All: No...
- Yes, yes, you are.
430
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,175
But I learned something and I
want to share it with you guys.
431
00:20:07,177 --> 00:20:08,843
This is our letting go ceremony.
432
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,478
We will let go of all of the things
433
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,480
that we think we can
control but we really don't.
434
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,148
Well, I'm not doin' it.
435
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:15,650
You don't control that.
436
00:20:15,652 --> 00:20:17,819
Except each other. We will
never let go of each other.
437
00:20:17,821 --> 00:20:19,187
See?
438
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,758
Okay, everybody. Let go of your balloons.
439
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,664
What happens now?
440
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:35,203
Well, whatever life does to us,
maybe we can't control it,
441
00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:37,572
but we can be who we are and...
442
00:20:37,574 --> 00:20:40,475
control how we react to it.
443
00:20:55,591 --> 00:20:57,692
Hi.
444
00:20:57,694 --> 00:20:58,726
(Sighs)
445
00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:01,829
Yeah, I still don't like you.
446
00:21:02,898 --> 00:21:03,831
Well, I like you.
447
00:21:22,918 --> 00:21:25,019
Woman:
Here comes Mr. Googly
448
00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:27,422
And his googly, boogly friends!
449
00:21:28,457 --> 00:21:30,458
Honey, I'm home!
450
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:33,027
We're watching Googly.
451
00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:35,730
I decided to stay young
and cute as long as I can.
452
00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:37,031
You can't control that, Augs.
453
00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:38,633
Nobody can control anything.
454
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:40,468
Yeah. Might as well learn that right now.
455
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:41,803
(Channel changes)
456
00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:45,873
Reporter: And in local news, one Greenwich
Village family has been found guilty
457
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,875
of four counts of tax evasion.
458
00:21:47,877 --> 00:21:49,377
When asked to comment,
459
00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:51,546
they said they would
have gotten away with it,
460
00:21:51,548 --> 00:21:53,648
except their daughter chose not to like
461
00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:55,950
the wrong person at school.
462
00:21:55,952 --> 00:21:59,320
Just another reason everybody
should like everybody.
463
00:22:02,591 --> 00:22:03,891
What did you do?
464
00:22:03,893 --> 00:22:05,293
Nothin'.
465
00:22:05,295 --> 00:22:06,961
Nobody can... can
control nothin'.
466
00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:08,630
D...
dessert?
467
00:22:08,632 --> 00:22:10,231
Who wants dessert?
468
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:11,966
I'll tell everybody what they're having.
469
00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:16,566
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