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Nature.
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Makes us sneeze, puts us in the infirmary.
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Nature.
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What's he got against nature?
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Isn't he running the Nature Club?
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He's only running the Nature Club because
it was either that or the Ski Club.
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So why didn't he choose the Ski Club?
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He can't run the Ski Club
because of what happened
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and the Mount Sun Lodge
when they were our age.
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Nature.
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The only place a bear can kill ya from.
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Nature.
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Well, what happened at the ski lodge?
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(Whispers) A mountain girl kissed him.
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I didn't kiss her back.
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Nature.
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How 'bout I throw you back in the
street where ya came from, you waif?
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Those were very bad times
for Cory and Topanga,
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but everything's fine now,
except we can't ski ever
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or say "ski" or walk downhill.
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So why is he all upset with nature?
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Guess where the hike is.
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The Mount Sun Lodge.
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Nature.
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(Clattering)
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What are you doing, Dad?
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The ski lodge was almost the end of Cory
and Topanga, America's sweethearts.
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And now, I know something's
gonna happen there for you.
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So, I am preparing ya... for nature.
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We're just going up to see
the leaves change color.
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Nature puts on a great
show when it wants to.
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Indeed, Zay.
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The leaves seem to scream out...
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- "Hey, look at me!"
- "You think I'm pretty!"
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"But I'm actually dead."
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The preceding was brought to
you by the Smarkle Corporation.
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Explaining big concepts
with little words...
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(Snazzy tone) for you.
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All right, before we get on the bus,
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I want to talk to you guys
about the other kind of nature.
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The human kind.
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Here it comes.
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Ohh, I've been on these
kind of trips before.
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We made our plans, we had our blueprints.
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Well, you know what's gonna happen
to all your little teenage plans?
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Nothin'!
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Why not?
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Because I am gonna be your chaperone,
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and I will be doggin'
you every step like a dog.
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What makes you think
we're like that, Matthews?
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Get a load of Yogi and Darby over here.
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Uh, they go by Yoby now.
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Yeah. Didn't you see their
ad in the school newspaper?
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Well... (Chuckles)
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it's not Yoby I'm worried about anyway.
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Yoby's forever.
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It's this three-headed, creeping triangle
that won't die that concerns me.
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- Why do you have to...
- Bring that up...
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For?
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Because the triangle is
going to the great outdoors.
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So, we are gonna need some great chaperons.
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We got this completely
under control, Matthews.
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My human nature is completely under control
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and there's nothin' or nobody
who could ever change that.
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Hey, kiddies.
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(Giggles nervously)
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I'm wrong.
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Here we go.
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You're my chaperone.
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- I invited him.
- I love you!
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I'm coming too.
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I invited her.
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I'm smart.
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We'll be watching over you.
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'Kay.
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My name's Josh, and I'll be with you
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all day and all night,
so no monkey business.
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(Imitates monkey)
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(Theme music playing)
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I've been waiting
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For a day like this to come
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Struck like lightning
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My heart's beating like a drum
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On the edge
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Of something wonderful
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Face-to-face
with changes
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What's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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But I know
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I can work it out
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'Cause I got you
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To live it with me
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I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world
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Light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn
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I'm singing
"go-o-o"
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Oh, oh, oh, oh
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Take on the world, take on the world
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Take on the world
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Take on the world, take on the world
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Take on the world
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Riley, how did you fall off the bus?
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Who does that?
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Nobody.
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Ooh! Bay window!
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Bay window right now.
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Lauren did not age well.
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I'm just saying.
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Hey, did anyone else feel like
Mr. Matthews' nature lecture
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was completely pointed at us?
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Isn't everything?
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Hey, we put the brakes on
the whole triangle thing
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so that Maya could find herself.
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Yes. I needed to find myself,
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you Cactus Pete Huckleberry
horseback-ridin' Ranger Rick.
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Huh hugghhrr, huh hugghhrr,
huh hugghhrr-hugghhrr!
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And she's back...
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And we're back on.
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Yeah, except for one other thing.
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Hey, Boing has nothing
to do with this, okay?
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He's just a fantasy. You
don't go out with a fantasy.
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You only think about him all the
time. What's the matter with you?
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Yeah, I'm real messed up.
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When's the first nature hike, dreamboat?
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Smackle, do you even know who this is?
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- He's Maya's Boing.
- Then why would you call him dreamboat?
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Look at him.
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Okay, while Cory and
Topanga are checking us in,
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let me welcome you all to Mount Sun Lodge,
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where we are here to turn our thoughts
away from our indoor relationships
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and towards our relationships
with the outdoors.
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Yeah, I don't think so, Cub Scout.
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You brought them here on Couples Weekend?
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Of course I did.
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"Nature Sez: Tree's A crowd."
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Huh.
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"Moonlight Walk: Triangle Trail."
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Huh.
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"Riley, Maya, Lucas: Enough Already!"
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Huh.
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I'm sorry you had to miss
the first hike, Riley.
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Oh, I've been having a
really nice time, actually.
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Looking at things, talking to people.
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- You two stay away from each other.
- (Both whimper)
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- How was it?
- Oh, just like you'd think.
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Farkle wandered off the trail, and Maya
broke the rules and went after him.
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Maya, you broke the rules?
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Yeah. She always breaks the rules, but
this time, she could have been killed.
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It's like you never know when to stop.
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- Farkle.
- She saved my life.
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Wait, what happened?
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I was chasing a rare Achemon
Sphinx Moth for my collection.
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I have one.
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He was flying around like he was
taunting me, and no one taunts Farkle!
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- F-lehh.
- F-lahh!
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I grabbed him out of the air,
looked him in the eye, and said,
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"Achemon? (Scoffs) Ache-mine!"
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Now tell them what really happened, honey.
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He tricked me.
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He flew over there, and I went after him
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and slipped off the edge of the trail.
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I was hanging on by a tree branch.
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I was hanging by my fingertips.
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Maya tears off, jumps up, and saves him.
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What were you doing?
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I was saving Smackle.
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What happened to you?
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I was all, "Help, Lucas. Help."
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All while Farkle was hanging from a tree?
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No, every chance I get.
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Come on, Lone Star. You're
not really mad at me.
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You like when we tangle.
That's what you like about me.
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You just don't want to admit it.
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No, it's not, Maya.
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I don't think it is.
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Why are you with us?
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'Cause as crazy as you two are, you're
nowhere near as messed up as them.
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You okay?
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Oh! Yeah.
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Yeah, I was just sitting
here and this leaf blew in.
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You ever see a color like this?
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It knew it had to leave the
tree and become something else.
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It knew it was time.
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You're always such a romantic.
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I am. I love romance.
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This triangle has to die right now.
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What? Why?
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How?
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We've tried before.
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Yeah.
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But this time, there's something stronger.
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Seasons change.
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It's nature.
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And nature knows that it's
time for the triangle to die.
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Okay, triangle over.
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Our mothers told us that you made a choice.
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Yeah, I did, but this
shouldn't be my choice.
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It should be a decision that we all make.
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I got no pride. Just flip a coin.
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Let's get a pizza.
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Movie night!
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- Movie night!
- Both: Coward!
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I know.
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All right, we got a bunch to pick
from, so let's see what we got here.
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I want a spy thriller.
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Two spies in love with lots of danger.
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Why does it always
gotta be danger with you?
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(Gasps) Romance! I want to cry my eyes out!
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Boy meets girl, boy stays with
girl, nothing bad happens.
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The end. (Chokes up)
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Okay, so dangerous life with you
and crying my eyes out with you.
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That's what we got here?
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No other choices?
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Oh, believe me, the story of your lives
is better than whatever we got here.
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Okay, well, if we're
actually gonna decide this,
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then we should imagine what our
lives would be like together.
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Okay.
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Here's ours.
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(Spy music plays)
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Huh hugghhrr-hugghhrr
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The man lives by the rules
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But all she does is break them
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He always keeps his cool
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She's the one who shakes him
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They call him Bond
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Huckleberry Bond.
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All right, let's go over the mission.
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The Purple Cat is evil.
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She must be destroyed or she'll destroy us.
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Got it.
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Careful.
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We're in Purple territory now.
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The cool cat howls at the moon.
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Purple is the color of midnight.
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The triangle is sharp and pointed,
and somebody will get hurt.
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Why we talkin' like this?
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Just say "meow" and come in.
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Meow and come in.
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Welcome to The Purple Cat Club,
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where the world is yours
and there's only one rule:
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Don't open that curtain!
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Other than that, have fun.
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Well, looky here, ladies and gents.
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Two new players.
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They call me The Bomb.
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You got a real name?
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Yup.
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I'mma call you whatever you want.
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Wise choice.
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And what do they call you, handsome?
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They call me Crybaby.
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Why?
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(Cries) I don't know. I wish they'd stop.
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What's your name, gorgeous?
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The name's Bond.
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Huckleberry Bond.
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(Growls)
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Smackle!
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I'm with you in this too?
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Gorgeous is with me, chipmunk.
261
00:11:32,562 --> 00:11:34,062
We're the power couple of the world
262
00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:36,024
and there's nothing that
could ever tear us apart.
263
00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:38,900
Who dat?
264
00:11:39,902 --> 00:11:41,235
The name's Boing.
265
00:11:41,237 --> 00:11:42,737
Uncle Boing.
266
00:11:43,706 --> 00:11:44,972
I'm three years older than you.
267
00:11:44,974 --> 00:11:47,642
You're three years older
than me in this too?
268
00:11:47,644 --> 00:11:49,043
And I'm a billionaire.
269
00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:51,446
(Whimpers)
270
00:11:52,881 --> 00:11:54,048
Don't matter!
271
00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:55,683
'Cause we're the power couple of the world,
272
00:11:55,685 --> 00:11:57,919
and there's nothing that
could ever tear us apart.
273
00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:03,658
- The Purple Cat!
- The Purple Cat!
274
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,359
- The Purple Cat!
- Purple Cat!
275
00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:06,461
Ow.
276
00:12:08,397 --> 00:12:10,565
All right, nobody move.
277
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,467
I got a little something to say.
278
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:18,673
This isn't how it would be!
279
00:12:18,675 --> 00:12:21,042
You're just jealous that
our lives together would be
280
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:24,178
action and adventure and Lucas
and I would save the world.
281
00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:25,947
You'd... you'd tear
each other into pieces.
282
00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:28,950
What are y'all looking at?
283
00:12:28,952 --> 00:12:30,418
You.
284
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,453
We've been watching this
thing for the past two years.
285
00:12:32,455 --> 00:12:34,522
Wanna see how it ends.
286
00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:36,023
You think we'd tear each other to pieces?
287
00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:37,125
Yeah, I can see it.
288
00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:38,960
Stop helping her.
289
00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:40,394
This doesn't need any help.
290
00:12:40,396 --> 00:12:42,897
I know you two. I know how this ends.
291
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:44,932
(Spy music plays)
292
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:47,301
Well, you two are new to my establishment.
293
00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:51,072
Huckleberry Bond and...
294
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,974
The Bomb.
295
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:58,980
Trust me, I know what "The
Bomb" is, and you ain't it.
296
00:12:58,982 --> 00:13:01,449
And I got a feeling that
your name isn't Huckleberry.
297
00:13:01,451 --> 00:13:03,351
It's Lucas, ma'am.
298
00:13:04,386 --> 00:13:06,053
(Texan accent) It's Lucas, ma'am.
299
00:13:06,055 --> 00:13:07,088
I don't sound like that.
300
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,158
I durr sar fooeey garducky!
301
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,959
You're a couple?
302
00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:14,061
We're gonna save the world, sister.
303
00:13:15,464 --> 00:13:16,831
Hmm.
304
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:19,667
Tell me, Lucas,
305
00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:22,970
if this ol' world was gentler
and kinder and didn't need savin',
306
00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:25,139
what would you do in it?
307
00:13:25,141 --> 00:13:28,342
Well, uh, I've never
told anybody this before,
308
00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:31,312
but I've kind of always
wanted to be a veterinarian.
309
00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:32,980
(Gasps) You hear that, Violet?
310
00:13:32,982 --> 00:13:34,916
We got ourselves a doctor!
311
00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:36,759
She does know that that's
a stuffed cat, right?
312
00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:39,887
Okay.
313
00:13:42,124 --> 00:13:43,825
Hey, Maya, what are you doin'?
314
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:44,859
You know what I'm gonna do.
315
00:13:44,861 --> 00:13:46,861
Why? They got one rule here.
316
00:13:46,863 --> 00:13:48,429
All you gotta do is not break one rule.
317
00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:49,964
This is how I live my life, Huckleberry.
318
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:51,199
You're either with me or you're not!
319
00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:53,034
(The Purple Cat gasps)
320
00:13:53,036 --> 00:13:55,036
Now that's a bomb.
321
00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:57,772
Opening the curtain started the timer.
322
00:13:57,774 --> 00:13:59,540
All you gotta do is cut the red wire.
323
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,375
You knew what I was like
from the day you met me.
324
00:14:01,377 --> 00:14:03,177
Yeah. I didn't think you
would destroy the world.
325
00:14:03,179 --> 00:14:05,213
Hey, if you're not gonna destroy
the world, why do anything?
326
00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:06,447
All you gotta do is cut the red wire.
327
00:14:06,449 --> 00:14:09,817
In five seconds, your world will
end and my world will begin.
328
00:14:09,819 --> 00:14:12,720
I will do my evil laugh now.
329
00:14:12,722 --> 00:14:14,555
(Shrill laugh)
330
00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:16,824
Hey! Smile at me exactly the same.
331
00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:18,159
(Timer beeps)
332
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,927
(Cartoon explosion sounds)
333
00:14:21,029 --> 00:14:22,129
(Cat yowl)
334
00:14:22,131 --> 00:14:25,366
Maya, we'd rather argue with
each other than save the world.
335
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:26,834
Wah-wah.
336
00:14:26,836 --> 00:14:28,469
Well, there's a new world now.
337
00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:29,537
My world.
338
00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:32,139
And it's fabulous.
339
00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:34,041
Yeah? What's it look like?
340
00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,480
(Cartoon explosion sounds)
341
00:14:40,415 --> 00:14:41,582
(Cat meow)
342
00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,084
(Romantic music plays)
343
00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:46,220
(Texan accent) Well, here I am.
344
00:14:46,222 --> 00:14:49,624
Just a country boy in a big ol' city.
345
00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:54,228
Wherever will I find a...
346
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:57,098
kind, loving soul
347
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,933
who'd enjoy my stories
348
00:14:58,935 --> 00:15:01,335
about birthin' the horses?
349
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,373
I'm Riley.
350
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:08,576
Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!
351
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,253
Sorry.
352
00:15:19,255 --> 00:15:21,422
I'm so quirky and clumsy.
353
00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:23,190
Boys hate that.
354
00:15:23,192 --> 00:15:24,258
I'm Lucas.
355
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,626
I love it.
356
00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:26,827
(Twinkle sound)
357
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,800
(Romantic music plays)
358
00:15:32,802 --> 00:15:36,537
We should just say goodbye while
we love each other so, so much.
359
00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:38,873
Goodbye.
360
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:41,809
(Music stops)
361
00:15:42,518 --> 00:15:44,278
- I can't live without you.
- (Music resumes)
362
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,813
What a horrible two seconds that was.
363
00:15:47,115 --> 00:15:48,316
- Lucas?
- Riley?
364
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,953
Is it just me, or has our love made
the entire world a better place?
365
00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:56,924
And look!
366
00:15:56,926 --> 00:15:59,160
There's Auggie as cupid
because we had to get him in.
367
00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,163
(Harp plays)
368
00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:03,764
You're right, Riley.
369
00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:05,166
Look at everybody.
370
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,902
Everyone is together.
371
00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:09,770
The world is at peace.
372
00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:11,305
Everyone is in love.
373
00:16:11,307 --> 00:16:12,273
How can you tell?
374
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,275
I'm that tall.
375
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,544
Well, get back down here and kiss me.
376
00:16:20,549 --> 00:16:22,350
- Wait a minute.
- (Romantic music winds down)
377
00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:23,985
What?
378
00:16:23,987 --> 00:16:25,786
Where is she? You know that she'd
never let us kiss each other.
379
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:27,888
- I have your results.
- (Dramatic music plays)
380
00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:30,925
It's the worst possible news.
381
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,593
Do your findings concur with mine?
382
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:34,261
You mean that it's the worst possible news?
383
00:16:34,263 --> 00:16:35,963
Mm, yes, those findings.
384
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:38,299
What bad could possibly happen?
385
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,834
Everyone is in love.
386
00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:41,302
The world is happy.
387
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,503
(Harp plays)
388
00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:44,338
What could you have possibly come up with?
389
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,539
Oh, nothing.
390
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:46,774
Except everybody's gonna be dead.
391
00:16:46,776 --> 00:16:48,709
Why does everybody always have to be dead?
392
00:16:48,711 --> 00:16:50,011
I will show you.
393
00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,312
(Harp plays)
394
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,314
Dr. Boing and I have been
working with each other,
395
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,216
next to each other, every single day.
396
00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:56,917
Tell them our research, Boing.
397
00:16:57,853 --> 00:17:00,021
Unfortunately, we are
still unable to make you
398
00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:01,389
not three years younger than me.
399
00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:02,690
- The other research.
- Oh!
400
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:05,292
Uh, you all have gooey sap disease.
401
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:07,395
G.S.D.
402
00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:08,529
You're all feeling things too much.
403
00:17:08,531 --> 00:17:10,498
It's melting you from the inside.
404
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,833
You all caught it from Patient Zero.
405
00:17:12,835 --> 00:17:14,001
Guess who's Patient Zero?
406
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:15,069
I am!
407
00:17:15,071 --> 00:17:17,705
But I just want everybody to be in love.
408
00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:20,708
- I feel it so much that it...
- Hurts? Mm.
409
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:23,210
Yes, and now you've hurt
everybody else, Riley,
410
00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:24,912
because not everybody's like you.
411
00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:27,915
- Not everybody can handle so much...
- Wonderful emotion.
412
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:28,983
...gooey sap.
413
00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:30,518
Well, I don't believe you.
414
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,752
The world is better for it.
415
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:33,788
What bad could possibly happen?
416
00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:36,290
(Grunts)
417
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,326
(Whimpers)
418
00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:43,097
Okay, well, that's just them.
419
00:17:43,099 --> 00:17:44,899
Lucas and I are still alive.
420
00:17:44,901 --> 00:17:46,867
And now the Riley death scene.
421
00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:48,169
I wanna be in it!
422
00:17:49,104 --> 00:17:50,337
Oh.
423
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,343
(Sickly tone) Lucas.
424
00:17:57,512 --> 00:17:58,879
Please go.
425
00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:02,183
I don't want you to see me like this.
426
00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:07,254
Where are you going? I'm dying!
427
00:18:08,857 --> 00:18:10,858
Riley, please don't leave me.
428
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,626
There isn't anybody else in this world.
429
00:18:12,628 --> 00:18:14,395
'Cause we're the perfect couple?
430
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:17,965
No, because there isn't
anybody else in this world.
431
00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:20,301
Except for her.
432
00:18:20,303 --> 00:18:21,020
And she's with him.
433
00:18:21,051 --> 00:18:23,437
Hey, no, no, she's not
with me. I'm older than her.
434
00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:25,206
That's even gonna matter
when everybody else it dead?
435
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,607
Okay, maybe not if everybody else is dead.
436
00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:29,877
Wait a minute, so you're saying
when we get back to real life,
437
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:31,579
all I gotta do is get
rid of everybody else?
438
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,147
- Maya, it's about them now.
- Wait a minute.
439
00:18:33,149 --> 00:18:35,049
Seriously, all I have to do
is get rid of everybody else?
440
00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:37,718
Yeah, that's it. That...
that's all you gotta do.
441
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,120
Wait, hold on.
442
00:18:39,122 --> 00:18:41,055
So you're saying no
matter who I end up with...
443
00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,490
It's the end of the world.
444
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:43,724
Way to go.
445
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:47,128
That can't happen in my
world, 'cause I know that
446
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,330
true love will always keep us alive.
447
00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:51,499
(Flatline beep)
448
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:52,900
(Grunts)
449
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,337
Riley?
450
00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:58,105
What happened?
451
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:01,142
"Blah, blah, blah..."
452
00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:02,176
Wait a minute!
453
00:19:02,178 --> 00:19:03,811
I wasn't even plugged in to anything!
454
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,847
Maya!
455
00:19:10,185 --> 00:19:11,986
(Applause)
456
00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:15,256
Wait, no, stop.
457
00:19:15,258 --> 00:19:16,857
None of that is what's going to happen.
458
00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:19,827
We care about each other too much to
let anything like that happen, right?
459
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:20,961
I hope so.
460
00:19:20,963 --> 00:19:22,530
We do.
461
00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:24,098
So, I hope you guys aren't
looking for some big fight...
462
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,433
'Cause there isn't gonna be one.
463
00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:28,836
- (All whimper)
- But we wanted one!
464
00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:30,538
They already said there isn't gonna be one.
465
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:31,972
- But I wanted one!
- You wanna have one?
466
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:33,307
- Yeah!
- No.
467
00:19:33,309 --> 00:19:34,675
Boy, that was a quick one.
468
00:19:42,117 --> 00:19:43,450
Maybe my dad was right.
469
00:19:43,452 --> 00:19:45,986
Maybe we can't decide this.
470
00:19:45,988 --> 00:19:50,691
Maybe only nature can, because
nature is what's stronger than us.
471
00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:54,862
So our lives are just gonna depend on
whatever nature decides to do with us?
472
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,697
Or what we do with our human nature.
473
00:19:56,699 --> 00:19:59,233
Aren't we smart enough to know what to do?
474
00:19:59,235 --> 00:20:00,568
I believe we are.
475
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:01,763
You know what? She's right.
476
00:20:01,794 --> 00:20:03,737
No matter what we
decide, this is our world
477
00:20:03,739 --> 00:20:06,006
and it's only the right
decision if we stay friends.
478
00:20:06,008 --> 00:20:07,641
We can control that, right?
479
00:20:09,244 --> 00:20:11,345
Actually, this brings up
an interesting question.
480
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,480
Who is in control of your life?
481
00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:15,549
I am! Now go to bed.
482
00:20:16,818 --> 00:20:17,985
Lesson over.
483
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,490
Yeah, it's a good thing
you invited me here.
484
00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:26,827
Riles, you want help up the stairs?
485
00:20:26,829 --> 00:20:28,329
Not really tired.
486
00:20:28,331 --> 00:20:29,563
Mom?
487
00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:31,398
Is it okay if I stay awake for a bit?
488
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,499
Just a bit.
489
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:36,403
Come on, Riles.
490
00:20:36,405 --> 00:20:39,694
You really think nature is just gonna
have an answer blow in with the wind?
491
00:20:39,725 --> 00:20:42,339
Just want to look at the sky a while.
492
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,725
Thought you could use this.
493
00:21:31,727 --> 00:21:35,296
Oh, thanks, but I was just
looking at the sky a while.
494
00:21:36,264 --> 00:21:38,332
Okay, but could you
take one of these anyway?
495
00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:39,633
Because hot.
496
00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:43,570
You here with the New York group?
497
00:21:43,572 --> 00:21:44,838
Yeah.
498
00:21:45,774 --> 00:21:47,474
That's why you like the sky.
499
00:21:47,476 --> 00:21:48,842
Why?
500
00:21:48,844 --> 00:21:50,944
Well, because you can't
really see it in New York.
501
00:21:50,946 --> 00:21:52,079
Why not?
502
00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:54,415
Too much ambient light.
503
00:21:56,031 --> 00:21:57,751
This is where they keep all the stars, huh?
504
00:21:57,753 --> 00:21:59,086
Yeah.
505
00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:00,587
I'll tell you a secret.
506
00:22:00,589 --> 00:22:02,856
When everyone else has gone upstairs,
507
00:22:02,858 --> 00:22:05,926
I sit right where you are
and I'll watch this sky too.
508
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,663
- It's amazing, isn't it?
- Yeah.
509
00:22:09,665 --> 00:22:12,032
And it goes all night.
510
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:16,632
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