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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the
hallway, it's yearbook time!
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Hi, page 42.
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Hi, pages 27, 34, and 58.
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You're doing too much.
You should calm down.
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Yearbooks! Find out who we are and
what we really think about each other.
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You wanna know what I think about you?
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- No, I do not.
- But I wanna tell you.
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- I don't think you need to.
- I'm gonna do it anyway.
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- Don't do it.
- It's been a while.
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I'm asking you not to do it.
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I'm gonna do it. You wanna run, or
you want it straight in the face?
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Well, I wanna run, but how would that look?
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(Humming scales)
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You guys wouldn't judge me if I run, right?
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(Humming scales)
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Come on, man. There's
always another option.
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(Screams)
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You okay now?
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Hmm. That was good.
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You know else is good? Yearbooks.
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All of our classmates
say what they think of us.
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Yearbook, find out how we'll be remembered.
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Guess what. You took another
nice picture, you freak.
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Thanks, Farkle.
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How will you be remembered?
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Did they do it to you again?
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"Most likely to be Farkle..."
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Farkle.
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I didn't think I'd win it
again this year, but I did.
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What does that mean exactly, Farkle?
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How should I know? They turned
being me into a category.
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Hey, Riley won most likely
to smile herself to death.
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Aw. Well, who wouldn't wanna go that way?
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I mean, when the time comes,
why you gotta be a gloomy Gus?
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(Scoffs) Riles, I don't think
they meant this as a good thing.
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They're making fun of me, and
they're making fun of you too.
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- What?
- Would you stop smiling?
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I'm not smiling, Maya.
This is my upset face.
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This is smiling.
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You know what? I don't care what they say.
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Neither do I.
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- I don't care what they say at all.
- Neither do I at all.
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(Growls)
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How did this stuff even get
in here? We're the editors.
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Wow, we must have very
poor quality control.
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What did you get, huckleberry?
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I got most likely to be okay
with anything that ever happens.
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How do you feel about that?
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Well, actually, I'm okay with that.
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Oh!
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I'm not all sunshine and rainbows.
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I have a dark side.
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Let me see your dark-side face.
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- Aw.
- Aw.
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Look, guys, we're not gonna make
a huge deal out of this, are we?
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- Yeah. Who cares?
- It's only what everybody thinks of us.
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What's more important to you?
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What you think of yourself or
what other people think of you?
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- What I think of myself.
- Yeah.
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And what I think of myself is that it really
bothers me what other people think of me.
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- Yeah.
- Well, forget about it.
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It's not like you can just
turn around and be someone new.
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Yeah.
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This is me now.
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- Farkle?
- Nope, Farkle is gone.
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You will never see him again.
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(Theme music playing)
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I've been waiting
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for a day
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like this to come
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struck like lightning
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my heart's beating like a drum
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on the edge
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of something wonderful
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face-to-face
with changes
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what's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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but I know
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I can work it out
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'cause I got you
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to live it with me
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I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world
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light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn
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I'm singing
"go-o-o"
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oh, oh, oh, oh
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world.
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Okay, what have we got here?
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I'm Donnie Barnes.
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Really, Farkle, of all the names in the world
you could pick for another personality,
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you pick Donnie Barnes?
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You don't get it, do you?
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I'm Donnie Barnes, regular guy.
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I'd see that movie.
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Donnie Barnes is the real me.
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Farkle Minkus is my
goofy other personality.
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No, you're Farkle.
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Look, I'll prove it to you.
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See?
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How did you possibly do that?
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I don't wanna be most likely to be Farkle.
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Face it, cowboy. There's
a new pretty boy in town.
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Thank you. I am...
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Donnie Barnes.
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Are you gonna do something?
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Because this is where
you do something, right?
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Are you gonna do something?
Is there a lesson?
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You got a lesson? Is there a lesson?
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- Iceland.
- Iceland!
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You all fixed?
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No? I don't think he's all fixed.
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If that was Riley, you know you'd fix her.
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- Sit down, Lucas.
- Oh, you know I'm right.
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Iceland and Greenland.
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What do you think about them, Mr. Barnes?
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When I look like this, I don't
have to think, right, Lucas?
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Dude, I won the scholar athlete award.
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Ooh, nerd alert!
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Iceland and Greenland, anybody?
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- Iceland is a land of ice.
- Wrong.
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- Then Greenland is a land of green.
- Wrong.
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Then who cares? Stupid countries
don't even know who they are.
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(Muttering) Stupid countries.
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The vikings discovered this
beautiful green country.
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- I come from vikings.
- You do?
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You don't know me.
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Okay.
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So, the vikings, they didn't want
anyone else taking their new country,
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so they decided to name it Iceland.
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Everyone figures it must be cold.
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Nobody wants to go there.
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So they made everybody think of it in
that way even though it wasn't true?
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That's right.
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Then another viking
comes along, Erik the red,
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and he discovers a land of snow and ice.
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And he wants everyone to go there
instead, so he names that Greenland,
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and everyone goes there.
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The jerks!
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So you're saying the perception
of a thing doesn't make it so?
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I'm saying people are
always gonna say stuff.
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How you react to what they say is
what makes you the person you are.
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- So don't react.
- That's right.
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Just keep on smiling.
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Would you, please?
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Lesson over.
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And nothing anybody else says is ever
going to make me feel any different.
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Hey, Maya, Lucas, congratulations
on winning favorite couple.
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I feel different.
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How is that possible?
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How could anybody ever see
me and Lucas as a couple?
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Everybody does.
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But we're so much alike.
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And they're so different.
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But we're like a summer rain.
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And they're like fire.
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Daddy, remember when
you told me not to react?
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Yes.
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I'm gonna react.
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You open this bay window right now.
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I wish to be alone.
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Ring power!
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Curses!
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Hey, Riley, funny question.
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Have you seen everything black I own?
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Oh, hey, look at you.
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There is no more Riley.
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My name is Morotia M. Black.
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What does the M. Stand for?
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Morotia.
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Poor, dark thing, you.
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Yeah, she's very depressed.
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Oh? Well, that's too bad.
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You know, the neighbor's golden
retriever just gave birth to six puppies.
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Must fight cute!
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Oh, but have they met the
other neighbor's bunnies yet?
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- (Gasps)
- They just did.
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There is a bunny and a puppy nibbling
at opposite ends of the same carrot.
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Gah!
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They're gonna kiss. This is fantastic.
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- That's exactly what the pony said.
- No!
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Cut it out!
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- You snap out of it.
- And do what?
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Smile myself to death?
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Riley is gone. Everybody else is right.
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I'm wasting my life, and I'm
tired of being chip-chip-chipper.
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You are being ridiculous.
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Is there anybody more ridiculous than you?
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Knock, knock.
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- Who's there?
- I'm Donnie Barnes!
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I really miss, "ladies."
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That's a catchphrase, and Donnie Barnes
don't need no stinking catchphrase.
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You know why? I'm Donnie Barnes.
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Shplidow!
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Okay, I'm out.
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Riley, I came over to check on you.
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Because, well, I kind of expected this.
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Donnie Barnes, regular guy.
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Morotia M. Black. Shplidead inside.
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I feel you. What's say you
and I play by our own rules?
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Shall we sit and ponder on the
ridiculous futility of caring?
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Let's do it.
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You get me.
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Stop. Riley, is this about the
me and Lucas best couple thing?
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That doesn't affect me at all.
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We need Riley back.
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There is no value to
the existence of Riley.
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Well, we need Riley
back to get Farkle back.
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There is no value to the
existence of Farkle, dude.
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Guys, listen, okay, I know you're hurt.
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I know what people say can be upsetting,
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but I have no interest living in
a world without Riley or Farkle.
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And I'm not going anywhere until
you two come back. You hear me?
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Maya, the people you
knew aren't here anymore.
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Then can you please tell
me where I can find them?
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They're in the yearbook.
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Keep in touch and have an awesome summer.
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Knowing you is so hard.
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Pay no attention to the bunny night-light.
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I'm Donnie Barnes.
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Mom, I need your help.
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Oh, I don't think I've ever heard more
beautiful words come out of that little face.
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You're a great actress/waitress, right?
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Well, some have said my
crowd person number three
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in hey, mister, watch out for
that car was life-changing. Yes.
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(In cockney accent) Hey, mister, you
should have watched out for that car, yeah!
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I need you to turn me into Riley.
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- Does Riley need to say, "hey, mister..."
- No.
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No?
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Well, is she willing to?
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I don't know how to do
what she does, all right?
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She fixes things. I break
things. We need someone to be her.
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You wanna be Riley Matthews,
you gotta get inside her soul.
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My soul motel has no vacancy.
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It is fully occupied by scary
Jack-o-lanterns and candy corns.
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Aw, dark Riley is really scraping the bottom
of the Halloween barrel, now isn't she?
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You didn't teach me enough bad things.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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Riley, we need you back to fix Farkle.
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It's what you do.
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What if we are fixed? What if
this is who we're supposed to be?
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Ma, you gotta help me out here. If she's
not gonna be her, I will. Show me how.
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All right, but before
you become another person,
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understand that you may learn things
about them you didn't know before.
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You may learn a secret even
they don't know about themselves.
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Riley, this is your last chance, or else,
I become you, and know all of your secrets.
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00:11:48,611 --> 00:11:52,580
Nonsense. It's impossible
to become somebody else.
250
00:12:02,224 --> 00:12:05,026
(Imitating Riley) I love today.
251
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:12,200
Today is even better than yesterday,
and yesterday was the best day ever!
252
00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:17,472
I'd think about tomorrow, but I
am afraid I'd burst into sparkles.
253
00:12:17,474 --> 00:12:19,140
Oh, there it is. There it is.
254
00:12:21,176 --> 00:12:23,611
If you were better, perhaps I'd gasp.
255
00:12:26,949 --> 00:12:28,249
- Stop it.
- Stop it.
256
00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:31,085
Gasp.
257
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,495
Please be back to normal.
Please be back to normal.
258
00:12:40,497 --> 00:12:42,196
I'm Donnie Barnes.
259
00:12:42,198 --> 00:12:43,498
(Sighs)
260
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,937
What the...
261
00:12:51,106 --> 00:12:55,042
Life is what we do between nothings.
262
00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:59,080
Is this a New York thing, or what is this?
263
00:13:00,415 --> 00:13:01,663
Maya?
264
00:13:01,694 --> 00:13:06,684
Lollipops, and circuses, and
things that rhyme with that.
265
00:13:08,023 --> 00:13:11,092
No! This is your solution, Maya?
266
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,960
(Shyly) Hi.
267
00:13:13,695 --> 00:13:15,096
Hey.
268
00:13:16,098 --> 00:13:17,365
Hi.
269
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,633
No!
270
00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:23,971
Please be back to normal.
Please be back to normal.
271
00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:25,473
What's up, hambone?
272
00:13:26,975 --> 00:13:29,610
Don't worry, daddy. I'm going
to fix everybody right up.
273
00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,145
(Screams)
274
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,982
All right, you know what? It's Lucas time.
275
00:13:34,984 --> 00:13:37,064
You're the best Farkle we
got, and everyone knows it.
276
00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:41,289
And you are a complete ray of sunshine.
277
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:42,456
And you are not.
278
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,159
And that's who we are.
279
00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:46,661
I don't know what this is.
280
00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:48,729
But I do know that if you
let someone say who you are,
281
00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:51,175
then you really won't
be who you are, and you
282
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,035
certainly won't end up being
who you were meant to be.
283
00:13:54,037 --> 00:13:56,304
If you end this with Iceland or Greenland,
284
00:13:56,306 --> 00:13:58,573
I'll give you an a on the report right now.
285
00:13:59,575 --> 00:14:02,176
Because you are the only
one in here I recognize.
286
00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:08,349
Don't worry. I'm not gonna stay Riley.
287
00:14:08,351 --> 00:14:10,351
I know how much everybody
would miss me if I did.
288
00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:12,019
No, no, stay Riley.
289
00:14:12,021 --> 00:14:13,521
Yeah, you're a good Riley.
290
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:17,058
Wait. You like us all like this?
291
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:19,427
We like Riley. We don't care who plays her.
292
00:14:20,462 --> 00:14:21,495
What about Maya?
293
00:14:21,497 --> 00:14:24,098
Nothing we do matters.
294
00:14:25,148 --> 00:14:27,068
Maya, you're the most
secure person in this room.
295
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:28,669
You have a great life.
Why would you change?
296
00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:29,768
I mean, okay, not great life.
297
00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:32,039
I mean, your family life
could be, you know, better.
298
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:35,042
But at least at school,
you're, uh... you're here a lot.
299
00:14:35,044 --> 00:14:36,711
Right?
300
00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:38,079
Little help, please.
301
00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:39,748
Donnie Barnes?
302
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,580
I think people should be
the best person they can be.
303
00:14:43,485 --> 00:14:44,552
I agree.
304
00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:47,455
Riley Matthews is the best person I can be.
305
00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:51,058
Maya is gone, and you're
never gonna see her again.
306
00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:55,796
La la la la la la
307
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:58,599
World peace.
308
00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,735
And bunnies!
309
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:11,612
Okay, do Cory. He has to
choose between me and Shawn. Go.
310
00:15:11,614 --> 00:15:12,713
Shawn.
311
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,386
I wonder how Maya is doing as Riley.
312
00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:20,421
Oh, I hope everything is going okay.
313
00:15:20,423 --> 00:15:23,424
Coming to terms with your identity
can be so difficult at their age.
314
00:15:23,426 --> 00:15:24,825
Well, I went through it.
315
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,193
I'm sure you and Cory went through it.
316
00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:29,263
Yeah, I was weird. Cory was celery.
317
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:31,866
Something will change because of this.
318
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:34,268
When you become someone else,
even though you're just acting,
319
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:37,271
it's impossible not to discover
something you didn't know before.
320
00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:38,873
Hmm. Do you ever do Maya?
321
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,574
Ooh, I can't.
322
00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:43,177
When you have strong emotions for someone,
323
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:45,179
it's like you're too close to see straight.
324
00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:47,281
Hmm. Do Shawn.
325
00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:51,752
Hey, I'm Shawn.
326
00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:52,887
That wasn't good.
327
00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:55,256
You having some issues there, Katy?
328
00:15:56,858 --> 00:15:58,192
You set me up.
329
00:15:59,227 --> 00:16:00,361
Huh.
330
00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:11,205
All right, you all say I'm most
likely to be okay with anything.
331
00:16:11,207 --> 00:16:13,307
Well, I'm not okay with any of this.
332
00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:15,142
I'm not okay with all
you guys not realizing
333
00:16:15,144 --> 00:16:17,278
that what you say about people matters.
334
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:21,248
And I'm not okay with you guys thinking
what people say about you matters.
335
00:16:23,854 --> 00:16:27,254
You know what happened after everybody went
to Greenland because someone told them to?
336
00:16:27,256 --> 00:16:29,290
- Donnie?
- Riley?
337
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,291
Black swan?
338
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,593
They all died.
339
00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:34,762
Yep.
340
00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:37,932
- What? Really?
- Really.
341
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:43,738
They came to an inhospitable,
uninhabited ice ball named Greenland
342
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:49,377
because someone said it was pretty,
and the first thing they did was die.
343
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,813
The jerks!
344
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:56,550
So please remember, you shouldn't
pay attention to what everybody says.
345
00:16:56,552 --> 00:16:58,552
Because if you listen to everybody else,
346
00:16:58,554 --> 00:17:01,288
you just might end up crashing
your little ships onto the rocks.
347
00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:03,657
But you should listen to the
people who care about you.
348
00:17:03,659 --> 00:17:06,560
Because they have your
best interest at heart.
349
00:17:06,562 --> 00:17:07,862
Right, buddy?
350
00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:10,531
You're much more than just a regular guy.
351
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:14,235
Aw, Lucas, you're a very sweet guy.
352
00:17:14,237 --> 00:17:17,338
That's why I always liked you since
I fell into your lap on the subway.
353
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,114
It's why we should have been favorite
couple, because we're so much alike.
354
00:17:20,145 --> 00:17:24,311
You know, it's like we're two sunshine-y
people from the same sunshine-y family.
355
00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:25,546
That's why I like you so much.
356
00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:26,781
It's like you're my brother.
357
00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:27,848
Oh.
358
00:17:30,352 --> 00:17:31,852
- It's like he's your...
- What?
359
00:17:31,854 --> 00:17:33,320
Whoa.
360
00:17:33,322 --> 00:17:34,722
What just happened?
361
00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:37,691
Uh, nothing. Nothing happened.
362
00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:38,793
I don't wanna be Riley anymore.
363
00:17:38,795 --> 00:17:40,494
Only you're Riley. I'm Maya.
364
00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:42,997
We don't care what you say.
We're not crashing our ships.
365
00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:44,765
Come back. Come back right now.
366
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,304
(Bell ringing)
367
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:01,248
Wow. There is a lot of light in this world.
368
00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:04,018
If you let it in, yeah.
369
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,387
You know who taught me that?
370
00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:08,789
Me.
371
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:10,624
The real you, yeah.
372
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,761
We need you back, Riley.
373
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:17,465
If you wanna listen to what people
say, listen to the right people.
374
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,733
Listen to me. I'm Maya.
375
00:18:26,641 --> 00:18:28,100
- Maya.
- Yeah, sunshine.
376
00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:32,413
Your mom told you that you
might find out a secret about me.
377
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,015
Did you find anything out about
me that maybe you should tell me?
378
00:18:38,353 --> 00:18:39,520
No.
379
00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:43,457
Did the bunny and the puppy really kiss?
380
00:18:44,392 --> 00:18:45,893
Absolutely, Riley, they did.
381
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,962
But I know that the pony
didn't actually talk.
382
00:18:48,964 --> 00:18:50,698
I can't keep anything from you.
383
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,300
That's because I'm a smarty-pants.
384
00:18:53,302 --> 00:18:54,902
Yes, you are.
385
00:18:57,439 --> 00:18:59,540
Can you please fix everything now?
386
00:19:00,942 --> 00:19:02,343
There it is.
387
00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:13,487
Yeah, we know who we are.
388
00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:14,755
And you know who you are.
389
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,959
You're Farkle, and it's a state of being.
390
00:19:18,961 --> 00:19:22,863
There's only one, and everybody
who cares about you knows that.
391
00:19:22,865 --> 00:19:24,503
You are in your own category, Farkle.
392
00:19:24,534 --> 00:19:27,898
I'm glad you guys are back to normal.
I love you both any way you are.
393
00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:30,938
So you're gonna come back too?
394
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:33,474
- No.
- Why not?
395
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:36,710
Because people change, Lucas. I think
you know that better than anyone.
396
00:19:36,712 --> 00:19:38,412
And I think it could be a good thing.
397
00:19:38,414 --> 00:19:39,074
What?
398
00:19:39,105 --> 00:19:41,715
You don't have to call me Donnie Barnes.
399
00:19:41,717 --> 00:19:45,052
I made that up. My name is Farkle Minkus.
400
00:19:45,054 --> 00:19:46,587
I'm growing up.
401
00:19:46,589 --> 00:19:48,756
And I don't know what's gonna happen next.
402
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:52,393
But you guys are my best
friends, so deal with it.
403
00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:06,440
Okay, Farkle, who are you?
404
00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:07,608
I wanna know the new rules.
405
00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:09,376
I'm finding out who I am.
406
00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:10,811
You know who you are.
407
00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:12,513
You have your own category named after you.
408
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,880
What's a Farkle anyway?
409
00:20:13,911 --> 00:20:18,716
A Farkle is a loyal, loving, best
possible friend that there could be.
410
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,721
I think everyone should have one.
411
00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:23,591
But they don't, and I do.
412
00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:24,925
And I never want him to go away.
413
00:20:24,927 --> 00:20:28,395
A Farkle is a nerdy,
little scientist genius.
414
00:20:28,397 --> 00:20:29,663
You say that like it's a bad thing.
415
00:20:29,665 --> 00:20:31,065
- Is it?
- No.
416
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:31,660
Not to me.
417
00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:34,034
And not to the people
who truly care about you.
418
00:20:34,036 --> 00:20:36,277
So it's okay if I stay
the scientist that I am?
419
00:20:36,308 --> 00:20:36,837
Yes.
420
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:38,639
And you'll allow me to run some tests?
421
00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:40,674
What kind?
422
00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:47,481
In order for a living organism to
thrive, it needs to be allowed to grow.
423
00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:49,850
I hear you.
424
00:20:49,852 --> 00:20:51,652
I may not wear my turtlenecks every day.
425
00:20:51,654 --> 00:20:53,887
I'll miss them.
426
00:20:53,889 --> 00:20:55,923
You still wanna take over the world?
427
00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:57,925
I wanna take over myself first.
428
00:20:57,927 --> 00:20:59,760
But then, yeah, the world.
429
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:02,696
Well, I'm right here next to you.
430
00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:04,932
Thanks. I never want that to change.
431
00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:09,036
- Sign my yearbook?
- Of course.
432
00:21:09,086 --> 00:21:13,636
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