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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:00,703 --> 00:00:03,238 (Thunder rumbles) 3 00:00:11,414 --> 00:00:15,217 - There she is again. - Crazy hat's always here. 4 00:00:17,553 --> 00:00:19,187 What do you think her deal is? 5 00:00:19,189 --> 00:00:21,957 Former movie star? Olympic figure skater? 6 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:23,692 Bum on a bench. 7 00:00:25,228 --> 00:00:27,195 But look at how she looks at everyone. 8 00:00:27,197 --> 00:00:29,398 What goes on in a head like hers? 9 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,799 I guess we'll never know. 10 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:33,235 Hey, crazy hat! What goes on in your head? 11 00:00:34,404 --> 00:00:37,239 And a new adventure begins. 12 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,975 You and you, c'mere! I'll teach you about life. 13 00:00:39,977 --> 00:00:42,444 Can't. Stranger. You want me to sit on the bench, 14 00:00:42,446 --> 00:00:44,880 I'm gonna need three forms of identification. 15 00:00:44,882 --> 00:00:47,749 Trust me. I know who she is. 16 00:00:47,751 --> 00:00:48,984 She's all right. 17 00:00:48,986 --> 00:00:51,553 Okay, copper. 18 00:00:51,555 --> 00:00:54,589 Hey! That's officer copper to you. 19 00:00:56,492 --> 00:00:59,928 Mornin', Evelyn. Never gonna stop rainin', is it? 20 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:02,697 That's okay, Eugene. These two little dollies 21 00:01:02,699 --> 00:01:06,001 are about to give me one of their designer ponchos. 22 00:01:06,003 --> 00:01:08,970 They're garbage bags, Eugene. But you have to put a hole for your head. 23 00:01:08,972 --> 00:01:10,972 Ah, so you can breathe. 24 00:01:10,974 --> 00:01:13,542 So the garbageman doesn't throw you out. 25 00:01:13,544 --> 00:01:15,410 Yep, that happened. 26 00:01:15,412 --> 00:01:18,093 - I was yelling, but he didn't care. - I rescued her from the truck. 27 00:01:19,015 --> 00:01:22,717 She chased me all the way to 33rd street. 28 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:24,519 Wow, now that is a friend. 29 00:01:24,521 --> 00:01:27,022 Me? I don't Chase nobody for nothin'. 30 00:01:27,024 --> 00:01:29,291 What if I stole a banana? 31 00:01:29,293 --> 00:01:32,394 I'd be very disappointed in you. 32 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,830 Okay. 33 00:01:34,832 --> 00:01:38,366 I have observed you two are good friends. 34 00:01:38,368 --> 00:01:40,635 Don't miss a thing, do you, crazy hat? 35 00:01:40,637 --> 00:01:43,839 No, I don't. Now you're about to be late for school, 36 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:47,275 and I'm about to be late for addressing the united nations. 37 00:01:47,277 --> 00:01:49,311 Have a good day, dollies. 38 00:01:49,313 --> 00:01:52,047 Be good people, learn all you can. 39 00:01:53,883 --> 00:01:55,717 How does that happen to someone, Maya? 40 00:01:55,719 --> 00:01:57,619 Do you think that could ever happen to us? 41 00:01:59,422 --> 00:02:02,324 Well, at least nothing worse than that could ever happen. 42 00:02:03,059 --> 00:02:05,594 Maya! 43 00:02:07,363 --> 00:02:09,598 - Maya? - Okay. 44 00:02:11,033 --> 00:02:13,301 (Pop music playing) 45 00:02:14,937 --> 00:02:16,938 I've been waiting 46 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:18,874 for a day like this to come 47 00:02:18,876 --> 00:02:21,076 struck like lightning 48 00:02:21,078 --> 00:02:23,378 my heart's beating like a drum 49 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:27,549 on the edge of something wonderful 50 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:30,452 face to face with changes 51 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:32,954 what's it all about? Life is crazy 52 00:02:32,956 --> 00:02:35,891 but I know I can work it out 53 00:02:35,893 --> 00:02:39,995 'cause I got you to live it with me 54 00:02:39,997 --> 00:02:44,065 I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world 55 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:47,035 light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn 56 00:02:47,037 --> 00:02:49,871 I'm singing "go-o-o" 57 00:02:49,873 --> 00:02:52,440 oh oh oh oh 58 00:02:52,442 --> 00:02:55,477 take on the world, take on the world 59 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,079 take on the world, take on the world 60 00:02:58,081 --> 00:03:01,116 take on the world, take on the world. 61 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,052 Belgium, 1831... 62 00:03:04,054 --> 00:03:05,687 no! 63 00:03:05,689 --> 00:03:09,824 - In 1831, Belgium... - No! 64 00:03:09,826 --> 00:03:11,493 - Riley? - What's my thing? 65 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,862 - What's your thing? - What am I going to be, dad? 66 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:17,032 - Am I gonna be okay? - Riley, listen to me very carefully. 67 00:03:17,034 --> 00:03:20,035 - Okay. - In 1831, Belgium declared 68 00:03:20,037 --> 00:03:22,037 its independence from the Netherlands. 69 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:26,374 What will people be thinking of me if I end up living in a subway? 70 00:03:28,044 --> 00:03:29,911 What if nothing happens for her, sir? 71 00:03:29,913 --> 00:03:33,014 Riley can't end up like that. She's my meal ticket! 72 00:03:33,016 --> 00:03:36,051 What the...? I just saw you girls at breakfast! 73 00:03:38,721 --> 00:03:40,822 (Speaks Dutch) 74 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:44,993 Calm down, Farkle. You're speaking in Dutch again. 75 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:50,031 (Speaks Spanish) 76 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:51,766 Cory: No no no. 77 00:03:51,768 --> 00:03:53,602 You slapped yourself way too hard. 78 00:03:53,604 --> 00:03:55,570 You went all the way to Spanish. 79 00:03:57,073 --> 00:04:00,709 My education should not be based on your daughter's moods. 80 00:04:00,711 --> 00:04:03,411 Neither should mine, but it is! 81 00:04:04,847 --> 00:04:08,948 Guys, a daughter asks her father, "what's my thing?" 82 00:04:08,979 --> 00:04:11,987 This question will resonate in the hearts of all parents 83 00:04:11,989 --> 00:04:13,989 from the moment it's asked 84 00:04:13,991 --> 00:04:16,825 until the day their child feels comfortable in the world. 85 00:04:18,027 --> 00:04:20,895 Pretty soon you're all going to join the work force. 86 00:04:20,897 --> 00:04:23,064 What's your thing? 87 00:04:23,066 --> 00:04:25,567 What do you aspire to? 88 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:28,069 How will you affect people? 89 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:30,572 That's the only history that matters. 90 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:31,940 Thank you, daddy. 91 00:04:31,942 --> 00:04:33,708 (Whimpers) Thank you, daddy. 92 00:04:34,644 --> 00:04:36,111 All right, guys, tell you what. 93 00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:39,047 Let's split the class into two separate businesses 94 00:04:39,049 --> 00:04:41,016 and see how you do for yourselves. 95 00:04:41,018 --> 00:04:43,518 We'll see if anyone's got anything to worry about, okay? 96 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,654 (Mimics cartoon character) Excellent. 97 00:04:45,656 --> 00:04:47,055 What will our companies be? 98 00:04:47,057 --> 00:04:49,090 Doesn't matter. Uh... 99 00:04:49,092 --> 00:04:51,059 Muffins, okay? 100 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:54,896 You two are going to be "Riley and Farkle's muffins." 101 00:04:54,898 --> 00:04:57,832 - That'll be your thing for the week. - I already got my thing. 102 00:04:57,834 --> 00:05:00,001 Riley's gonna be a success and I'm gonna sponge off her 103 00:05:00,003 --> 00:05:01,469 until she gets sick of me. 104 00:05:01,471 --> 00:05:05,040 - I will never get sick of you. - I am set for life! 105 00:05:05,042 --> 00:05:06,975 All right, let's get out there and make some money... 106 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:10,045 cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheeeze! 107 00:05:10,047 --> 00:05:11,946 Those are your values, Farkle? 108 00:05:11,948 --> 00:05:14,049 What else should a company value but profits? 109 00:05:14,051 --> 00:05:15,984 If I had a company, I'd treat my employees well 110 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:17,986 and make sure we did right by our customers. 111 00:05:17,988 --> 00:05:20,989 You are everything that's wrong with this country. 112 00:05:22,825 --> 00:05:24,893 Then you do have a company, Lucas. 113 00:05:24,895 --> 00:05:27,262 "Hart and Friar muffins." 114 00:05:27,264 --> 00:05:33,268 So these two competing companies will hire the rest of you guys as employees. 115 00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:36,237 Everyone else in school will be your customers. 116 00:05:36,239 --> 00:05:38,873 - Let's see what happens. - Here's what happens, 117 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,009 - we crush you. - We will be bajillionaires, 118 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:43,578 and you will eat your words using plastic cutlery. 119 00:05:44,714 --> 00:05:46,748 You're cute when you're menacing. 120 00:05:48,117 --> 00:05:50,985 I don't know what to do now. 121 00:05:50,987 --> 00:05:53,054 - I know. - (Bell ringing) 122 00:06:00,563 --> 00:06:02,764 - What? - Belgium. Let's go. 123 00:06:03,766 --> 00:06:06,000 - Get out. - Okay. 124 00:06:08,671 --> 00:06:11,139 I'm singing "go-o-o." 125 00:06:13,042 --> 00:06:15,043 - It's time for you to pay me. - (Laughs) 126 00:06:15,045 --> 00:06:16,644 What would I be paying you for? 127 00:06:16,646 --> 00:06:18,613 I don't know. You pay Riley. 128 00:06:18,615 --> 00:06:21,616 I give Riley an allowance because she does chores. 129 00:06:21,618 --> 00:06:24,152 - What do you do? - You're lookin' at it. 130 00:06:25,187 --> 00:06:27,922 Okay, here is a nickel. 131 00:06:29,191 --> 00:06:30,925 Is this a joke? 132 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:32,827 What do you think you're worth, Auggie? 133 00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:36,297 I think I'm worth $3.49 plus tax. 134 00:06:36,299 --> 00:06:39,768 Well, that sounds like the price of something. 135 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:43,104 And you know that somebody's birthday is coming up, don't you? 136 00:06:43,106 --> 00:06:45,807 Maybe I do. 137 00:06:47,109 --> 00:06:50,345 Then you are about 200 times cuter than I thought. 138 00:06:50,347 --> 00:06:52,947 Wow, 10 bucks! 139 00:06:52,949 --> 00:06:54,682 I'm gonna go roll around in this! 140 00:06:56,118 --> 00:06:58,353 - I like chocolate! - Me too! 141 00:07:01,991 --> 00:07:04,025 - Yay! - (Bell dings) 142 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:07,095 - Yay! - (Bell dings) 143 00:07:07,097 --> 00:07:10,165 - Last muffin from this batch. - (Crowd groans) 144 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:12,967 Why are their muffins so white? 145 00:07:12,969 --> 00:07:15,670 - One dollar. - Hold on. 146 00:07:15,672 --> 00:07:18,139 - I don't think so. - What are you doing, Farkle? 147 00:07:18,141 --> 00:07:19,974 It's the law of supply and demand, Riley. 148 00:07:19,976 --> 00:07:21,810 We supply, they demand. 149 00:07:21,812 --> 00:07:23,778 Let's find out what our last muffin is worth to them. 150 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:25,346 - Dollar and a quarter! - $1.50. 151 00:07:25,348 --> 00:07:28,183 Hey! What's so great about their muffins? 152 00:07:28,185 --> 00:07:30,218 We've got plenty of muffins right here. 153 00:07:31,153 --> 00:07:32,253 - $2.00. - $2.50! 154 00:07:32,255 --> 00:07:34,055 I'll give you my brother! 155 00:07:36,292 --> 00:07:38,326 All right, progress reports. 156 00:07:38,328 --> 00:07:41,162 What's up in make-believe corporate America? 157 00:07:41,164 --> 00:07:43,752 Hart and Friar muffins report: We started with 100 muffins, 158 00:07:43,783 --> 00:07:46,000 made each with all-natural and organic ingredients. 159 00:07:46,002 --> 00:07:48,102 And you selected these ingredients because? 160 00:07:48,104 --> 00:07:51,005 Because that's the right and responsible thing to do. 161 00:07:51,007 --> 00:07:54,776 - You really believe that? - I dunno! You spend a day with this guy. 162 00:07:56,178 --> 00:07:59,013 So far we've sold 14 muffins at a dollar each. 163 00:07:59,015 --> 00:08:01,115 Okay, how much do they cost you? 164 00:08:01,117 --> 00:08:03,151 - They didn't cost us anything to make. - How's that possible? 165 00:08:03,153 --> 00:08:05,954 My mother bought them for us. 166 00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:08,122 She wanted us to sell healthy food. 167 00:08:08,124 --> 00:08:11,426 How's that workin' out for us so far, huckleberry? 168 00:08:11,428 --> 00:08:13,795 As soon as we sell them all, I'll pay her back. 169 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:15,363 I stand by our product, sir. 170 00:08:15,365 --> 00:08:18,166 So do I. They're everywhere. 171 00:08:20,302 --> 00:08:22,103 How are your profits, Friar? 172 00:08:22,105 --> 00:08:24,138 Let me teach my class, Farkle, okay? 173 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:26,441 I decide what to say and when I'm gonna say it, 174 00:08:26,443 --> 00:08:29,744 and I decide who to call on and what I'm gonna ask them! 175 00:08:29,746 --> 00:08:33,047 - How were my profits, Friar? - Yes! 176 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:35,917 Well, I have those right here, sir. 177 00:08:37,019 --> 00:08:39,153 None. 178 00:08:39,155 --> 00:08:41,155 - I'm sorry, what? - None. 179 00:08:41,157 --> 00:08:43,925 And it's not right, sir. Our muffins are good for you. 180 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:46,094 - I'm sorry, what? - None! 181 00:08:46,096 --> 00:08:47,695 We can't even give them away. 182 00:08:52,768 --> 00:08:55,169 All right, let's talk about a real make-believe company. 183 00:08:55,171 --> 00:08:58,239 Farkle's muffins! 184 00:08:58,241 --> 00:09:00,108 Riley and Farkle's muffins. 185 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:01,943 Yeah, keep tellin' yourself that. 186 00:09:01,945 --> 00:09:04,012 Unlike our competitors, 187 00:09:04,014 --> 00:09:06,447 our profits are through the roof, and so are our employees. 188 00:09:10,185 --> 00:09:13,021 Why are they like that? 189 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:14,956 - They ate the product, sir. - Riley? 190 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,025 Everybody seems to like our muffins, dad. 191 00:09:17,027 --> 00:09:20,461 Oh, my sweet innocent child. 192 00:09:20,463 --> 00:09:24,132 - Can't you see why? - Because they're filled with love. 193 00:09:24,134 --> 00:09:27,001 I don't think that's what they're filled with, Riley. 194 00:09:28,404 --> 00:09:31,472 Yeah. Why do they come out so white, Farkle? 195 00:09:31,474 --> 00:09:34,175 Because they're 100% carbon, hydrogen and oxygen. 196 00:09:34,177 --> 00:09:36,077 Uh, explain that to the non-scientists, Farkle. 197 00:09:36,079 --> 00:09:40,848 Sugar! They're all sugar! Just one big sugar cube! 198 00:09:40,850 --> 00:09:42,183 What? 199 00:09:42,185 --> 00:09:46,421 Ours are oatmeal, honey and locally-harvested berries. 200 00:09:46,423 --> 00:09:48,823 Farkle, you said all-natural. 201 00:09:48,825 --> 00:09:50,825 - Sugar! - You said organic. 202 00:09:50,827 --> 00:09:53,828 - Sugar! - You said delicious. 203 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:55,830 Sugar! 204 00:09:55,832 --> 00:09:58,099 Farkle, we're a business. 205 00:09:58,101 --> 00:10:01,510 Businesses do not just mislead their customers to make a little bit of money! 206 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:02,166 Ha-aaaa! 207 00:10:04,073 --> 00:10:07,809 We're done for, Farkle. These muffins are pure evil. 208 00:10:07,811 --> 00:10:10,044 Are you gonna eat that because if you're not gonna eat that I would eat that right now 209 00:10:10,046 --> 00:10:12,727 is what I would do is I would eat that right now is what I would do. 210 00:10:13,949 --> 00:10:15,850 You know how you succeed, Riley? 211 00:10:15,852 --> 00:10:17,085 You give the people what they want. 212 00:10:17,087 --> 00:10:19,087 That's why we're a success... 213 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:24,459 And they're not. 214 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,845 This isn't fair, Mr. Matthews! 215 00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:30,164 I had to listen to Lucas and his mother talk about 216 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,934 (Twangy accent) "Good eatin'" and "wholesome livin'" 217 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:36,170 and "the natural cornucopia of the earth's bounty"... 218 00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:39,228 Have you ever even heard me talk? 219 00:10:39,259 --> 00:10:41,042 Huh-hur-rrrr! 220 00:10:41,044 --> 00:10:43,144 Wow. 221 00:10:43,146 --> 00:10:45,246 ...while these two just poured sugar into a muffin cup. 222 00:10:45,248 --> 00:10:47,315 - It isn't fair! - What isn't fair? 223 00:10:47,317 --> 00:10:49,817 That I'm not on their team! 224 00:10:49,819 --> 00:10:51,919 Maya, what we did isn't okay. 225 00:10:51,921 --> 00:10:54,088 But I didn't know and I'm not going down for this. I'll talk. 226 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:56,557 To who? To everyone who loves our muffins? 227 00:10:56,559 --> 00:11:00,061 Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet. 228 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:04,098 Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth. 229 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,234 You must've eaten one of ours. 230 00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:08,569 Maya, you played fair. We didn't. 231 00:11:08,571 --> 00:11:10,405 We have no integrity. You do. 232 00:11:10,407 --> 00:11:13,474 And what does that get them? We can buy and sell their business. 233 00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:17,111 In fact, I like the sound of that. Yeah! 234 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:20,381 I propose a merger between Riley and Farkle's muffins 235 00:11:20,383 --> 00:11:21,734 and Hart and Friar muffins. 236 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,084 Why the merger, Farkle? 237 00:11:23,086 --> 00:11:25,186 We both have what we each need, Mr. Matthews. 238 00:11:25,188 --> 00:11:28,189 We have profits. They have integrity. I'm buyin' it! 239 00:11:28,191 --> 00:11:30,591 My integrity is not for sale. 240 00:11:30,593 --> 00:11:32,527 - Mine is. - Maya! 241 00:11:32,529 --> 00:11:35,129 We owe your mother a hundred bucks. 242 00:11:35,131 --> 00:11:37,031 Put 'er there, partner! 243 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:41,936 Our new company will be called "Farkle." 244 00:11:41,938 --> 00:11:44,038 Your names are no longer part of the company. 245 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,506 Why not? 246 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:48,242 "What's the first thing that happens after a merger, daddy?" 247 00:11:48,244 --> 00:11:51,412 What's the first thing that happens after a merger, daddy? 248 00:11:51,414 --> 00:11:53,214 Downsizing. 249 00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:56,384 When two companies come together, employees become vulnerable. 250 00:11:56,386 --> 00:12:00,354 - Don't tell him! - Uh, Riley, I think he already knows. 251 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,993 Lucas, fire half of the company. 252 00:12:05,995 --> 00:12:09,063 - Start with Riley and Maya. - Why do I have to do that? 253 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:11,566 Because you're all full of that Texas "gee willikers" hooey. 254 00:12:13,268 --> 00:12:15,536 You charm people. So you'll be the face of the company 255 00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:17,939 and I'll be the behind-the-scenes hermit genius. 256 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:22,543 - Mr. Matthews? - How do you argue with that? 257 00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:25,980 Always liked you, Matthews. You got moxie. 258 00:12:27,249 --> 00:12:29,150 Thanks, chief! 259 00:12:32,554 --> 00:12:34,689 - Riley? - Yeah? 260 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,291 You're fired. 261 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:40,394 Fine. (Footsteps) 262 00:12:42,131 --> 00:12:44,465 Hey, if she goes, I go. 263 00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:50,538 Friendship and loyalty are for the weak. 264 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,673 Let everyone know I'll cook another batch. 265 00:12:52,675 --> 00:12:54,208 And raise the price up to $3.00. 266 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,410 - They'll never go for it. - Oh... 267 00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:58,212 I think they're hooked. 268 00:13:02,718 --> 00:13:05,186 Mommy, doing your lawyer stuff? 269 00:13:05,188 --> 00:13:07,221 Yeah, I'm just going over a case. 270 00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:08,723 - What's it about? - Oh! 271 00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:11,025 Thank you for taking an interest, Auggie! 272 00:13:11,027 --> 00:13:13,060 One company under-reported their earnings for the fiscal... 273 00:13:13,062 --> 00:13:15,663 please make it stop! 274 00:13:15,665 --> 00:13:17,498 (Doorbell rings) 275 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,233 Thank you! 276 00:13:19,235 --> 00:13:22,069 - Who's that? - That's what I spent my allowance on. 277 00:13:22,071 --> 00:13:26,541 Oh, well, it's not quite my birthday yet, but okay! 278 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:29,510 And it's a delivery? You had something delivered? 279 00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:33,281 How did you do that? Are you a genius and we don't know it? 280 00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:36,717 Hi, Auggie. 281 00:13:36,719 --> 00:13:39,554 Thanks for the stuff! 282 00:13:39,556 --> 00:13:42,123 Okay, no. You're not a genius. 283 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,125 You're just a boy under the spell of... 284 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,459 look at me 285 00:13:45,461 --> 00:13:50,264 I'm Ava mor-gen-stern! Yeah! 286 00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:54,535 I just like you more and more. 287 00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:58,239 Auggie bought all of this for me. 288 00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:00,608 What did he buy for you? 289 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:03,744 Auggie doesn't have to buy my love with costume jewelry. 290 00:14:03,746 --> 00:14:06,314 (Demonic voice) You said this was real! 291 00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:09,717 Okay okay! You know what we're gonna do? 292 00:14:09,719 --> 00:14:11,385 You know what we're gonna do right now? 293 00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:14,121 We are going to play hide and seek! Yes, we are! 294 00:14:14,123 --> 00:14:16,557 Okay, Auggie, you can go in the other room and count. 295 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,060 - Isn't the hider supposed... - We're gonna play a new way. 296 00:14:19,062 --> 00:14:21,562 - I'm pretty sure it's supposed... - New way! 297 00:14:21,564 --> 00:14:23,631 Women! 298 00:14:26,201 --> 00:14:29,503 - I'm onto you. - This is not about us, Topanga. 299 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,176 - What did you say? - Auggie needs a raise in his allowance. 300 00:14:36,245 --> 00:14:39,480 I'll tell you what, you little sugar cube. 301 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,285 I am gonna show you the best place to hide 302 00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:46,621 - where he will never find you! - Where? 303 00:14:46,623 --> 00:14:49,557 Both: Whee! 304 00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:51,525 - Your house. - But... 305 00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:55,496 ready or not here I come! 306 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:02,136 (Whispering) Mommy, where's Ava? Am I getting warm? 307 00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:04,105 No. 308 00:15:04,107 --> 00:15:05,706 - Auggie? - Yes? 309 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:08,209 You bought Ava some shiny stuff, huh? 310 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:11,112 Because I love her. Where is she? 311 00:15:11,114 --> 00:15:14,215 Listen, Auggie, what's shiny isn't always good. 312 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:17,184 But it sure was expensive. 313 00:15:17,186 --> 00:15:19,153 - You don't have any money left? - Nope. 314 00:15:19,155 --> 00:15:20,554 Who's gonna love me now? 315 00:15:22,224 --> 00:15:26,227 Listen, people don't always know what's good for them. 316 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,529 Please know what's good for you, Auggie. 317 00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:31,799 This is pretty good. 318 00:15:33,201 --> 00:15:36,437 You threw her out again, didn't you? 319 00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:48,649 I gave my whole life to that company. 320 00:15:48,651 --> 00:15:51,585 What happened? I can't even keep a fake job. 321 00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:53,554 Oh no, all of my fears are realized. 322 00:15:53,556 --> 00:15:56,457 - I'm going to end up here! - Don't go crazy. 323 00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:01,128 Now go crazy. 324 00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:03,564 Now you got fired... (Mumbles gibberish) 325 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,402 Ah, the box of shame. 326 00:16:08,404 --> 00:16:10,338 What happened? 327 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:11,906 Class project. Fake business. 328 00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:14,342 - Got fired. - Not so terrible. 329 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,277 I've been fired myself once or twice. 330 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,245 Yeah, but not from fake businesses. 331 00:16:18,247 --> 00:16:20,581 I think you could call 'em that. 332 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,416 Now I come down here and watch people 333 00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:25,386 coming and going, giving their lives to fake businesses. 334 00:16:25,388 --> 00:16:28,189 Welp, gotta go! Big meeting! 335 00:16:29,624 --> 00:16:31,492 With squirrels. 336 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:37,498 Yeah. Thanks. 337 00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:43,838 It's just us. It's just us on the bench. 338 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,240 No jobs, no future, no dollar, 339 00:16:46,242 --> 00:16:49,944 because I gave it to her. What am I gonna do about my mid-afternoon snack? 340 00:16:49,946 --> 00:16:52,880 I got pizza crust and a shoe. 341 00:16:52,882 --> 00:16:54,582 - What size? - 10! 342 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,451 What a terrible day. 343 00:17:02,257 --> 00:17:04,825 I'm singing "go-o-o" 344 00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:07,328 oh oh oh oh. 345 00:17:09,264 --> 00:17:10,431 (Chuckles) 346 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:12,967 Well, look who's still here. 347 00:17:12,969 --> 00:17:15,803 My dollies. 348 00:17:15,805 --> 00:17:18,639 Been looking at the people, huh? 349 00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:20,941 Hey, hat, you're a sight for sore eyes. 350 00:17:20,943 --> 00:17:23,878 - How'd your meeting go? - Oh, the usual. 351 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,981 Yelled at everybody. Y'know, rahr rahr rah! Rahr rahr rah! 352 00:17:26,983 --> 00:17:29,483 Had 'em all running around scared of me. 353 00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:32,286 - Sounds like fun. - It's more fun 354 00:17:32,288 --> 00:17:34,622 when I come down here from my big, tall building. 355 00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:37,825 - Oh, your building? - It was named after me. 356 00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,828 The crazy hat building? 357 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:44,365 I sit here lookin' at all the people because it turns out, 358 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,968 other people are the key to your own happiness. I watch 'em enough 359 00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:50,337 and I start thinkin' about what I can do for them. 360 00:17:50,339 --> 00:17:53,541 - What you can do for them? - Mm-hmm. 361 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,312 Now you've been lookin' at all these people, now what do you see? 362 00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:06,887 I see a bunch of wet people who could probably use some real umbrellas. 363 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:10,291 Yeah, not the no-good kind some Farkle sells on the street 364 00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:12,927 just to make some "cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheese." 365 00:18:12,929 --> 00:18:16,564 Huh. You saw all that just by lookin' a little. 366 00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,499 What's a Farkle? 367 00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:24,271 Did you know that people won't protect themselves from the storm, 368 00:18:24,273 --> 00:18:25,906 but they'll make sure their morning doughnut stays dry? 369 00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:28,476 Interesting observation. 370 00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:30,544 Now what are you gonna tell your class about it? 371 00:18:30,546 --> 00:18:32,880 Nothing. Not going back. 372 00:18:32,882 --> 00:18:35,282 - Tired of being humiliated. - Tough. 373 00:18:35,284 --> 00:18:37,952 You know what? We're gonna go back. 374 00:18:37,954 --> 00:18:39,820 Crazy hat goes into buildings 375 00:18:39,822 --> 00:18:42,356 and screams at people and you're not humiliated, right? 376 00:18:42,358 --> 00:18:44,358 - Rahr! - Rrow! 377 00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:46,794 Okay, rahr. 378 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:48,596 That was terrible! 379 00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:57,738 It's been raining for six days. 380 00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,541 Here's what's real: People are wet and cold out there. 381 00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:02,977 They need something to keep them safe from the storm, 382 00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:04,712 and we know how to give it to them. 383 00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:06,814 What if every single subway stop in New York City 384 00:19:06,816 --> 00:19:08,539 was stocked with donated umbrellas? 385 00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:11,519 The Matthews and Hart umbrella foundation. It's non-profit. 386 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,687 What?! 387 00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:17,324 When you come into the subway station you leave an umbrella in the stand... 388 00:19:17,326 --> 00:19:19,894 and when you leave the next station, there'll be one waiting for you. 389 00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:22,029 The Matthews and Hart umbrella foundation. 390 00:19:22,031 --> 00:19:23,631 We got you covered. 391 00:19:24,566 --> 00:19:25,933 There's no money in umbrellas. 392 00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:28,369 - No, only people. - My company makes a profit. 393 00:19:28,371 --> 00:19:30,938 Yeah, but at what cost? Look at your customers. 394 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:35,509 How could something that tastes so good make me feel so bad? 395 00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:39,079 What goes up must come down, Farkle. 396 00:19:48,657 --> 00:19:51,091 At least I was up. What do you have besides an idea? 397 00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:54,061 They've got an investor! 398 00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:55,863 - Oh no. - She followed us. 399 00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:58,999 Evelyn rand. 400 00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:01,101 You know crazy hat? 401 00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:04,371 I know she's the chairman of the board of rand industries. 402 00:20:04,373 --> 00:20:06,974 You guys walk by her building on the way to school. 403 00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:10,044 - She really has a building? - With her name on it. 404 00:20:10,046 --> 00:20:10,877 (Chuckling) 405 00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:14,148 You'll usually find me on the top floor of my building 406 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,050 going, "rahr rahr rah!" 407 00:20:17,652 --> 00:20:21,088 You two dollies want to know how I got my name on the building? 408 00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:24,058 I do! 409 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:27,161 By knowing a good idea when I hear one. 410 00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:31,165 So I've made out a check to "the two dollies." 411 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:33,667 - You can do that? - I can do whatever I want. 412 00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:37,705 Now what I want you to do is go get some umbrellas, 413 00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:39,573 go get 'em in some subway stations. 414 00:20:39,575 --> 00:20:41,976 You start. The people will do the rest. 415 00:20:41,978 --> 00:20:44,612 I believe in them. I've watched them. 416 00:20:44,614 --> 00:20:47,081 Now which one is the Farkle? 417 00:20:49,651 --> 00:20:51,852 Mm-hmm. 418 00:20:56,691 --> 00:20:58,692 Stop it! 419 00:20:59,894 --> 00:21:04,832 Now this is $1.00, Farkle. 420 00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:08,535 Somebody came by it by doing hard work. 421 00:21:08,537 --> 00:21:12,072 Not by pumping people up with something you knew would let them down. 422 00:21:13,074 --> 00:21:15,643 Don't keep the dollar. 423 00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:18,445 It won't fix you if you keep it. Pass it on. 424 00:21:18,447 --> 00:21:21,782 That's what changes you, Farkle. Take it from me. 425 00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:24,451 (Speaks Dutch) 426 00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:30,057 And, you two, don't worry so much about your future. 427 00:21:30,059 --> 00:21:32,092 - Really? - Really, yes. 428 00:21:32,094 --> 00:21:34,962 You two dollies, you're going to be just fine. 429 00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:38,032 Mm-hmm, now here, here's your first umbrella. 430 00:21:44,973 --> 00:21:48,108 Nice, nice work, dad. 431 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:51,211 You really think that you can make a difference in these kids' lives? 432 00:21:51,213 --> 00:21:53,914 Yeah, I do. 433 00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:56,517 I'm their teacher. 434 00:21:57,852 --> 00:21:59,653 Good for you. 435 00:22:03,525 --> 00:22:07,127 Riley, if it's at all possible, I'd like to help out with your company. 436 00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:09,630 Aww. You're as sweet as sugar. 437 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,001 Ms. Matthews says you're fired. 438 00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:17,037 Huh-hur-rrrr! 439 00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:21,875 Yeah, I had that coming. 440 00:22:35,824 --> 00:22:38,726 I'll be by your side 441 00:22:40,929 --> 00:22:44,531 I'll be by your side 442 00:22:44,533 --> 00:22:50,037 when the sky's gone gray and it starts to rain 443 00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:53,107 I'll be by your side 444 00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:56,710 - I'll... - Ooooh 445 00:22:56,712 --> 00:22:59,313 we belong together 446 00:22:59,315 --> 00:23:01,615 ooooh 447 00:23:01,617 --> 00:23:04,118 ain't nobody better 448 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:07,054 I'll be by your side 449 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:11,158 I'll be by your side 450 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:17,765 when nothing's making sense and you need a friend 451 00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:21,001 I'll be by your side 452 00:23:23,338 --> 00:23:26,206 ooooh. 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