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Congratulations
to Mr. Popolski and Mr. Ates,
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for successfully completing
junior high school.
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Mr. Miller, your oral exam was,
to put it mildly, a farce.
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I heard
you're being released this week?
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Very good.
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Although in my opinion,
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your lack of general education
represents a danger to the public.
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Just out of curiosity,
why sign up for the class at all?
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Because this is
the only place in prison
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where there's free hot chocolate.
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Thank you.
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See you in 2 weeks, bro.
- Awesome! Don't drop the soap!
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Shut up. Fuck a whore for me.
And you, keep your nose clean.
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Heeeyaa, Baby!
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Freeedom!
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What did you do to my car?
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Sweet, isn't it?
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No welcome kiss?
- Dunno. What's it going to cost me?
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Hey! Save the sucking
for your customers.
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Where's the money?
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I buried it.
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Where?
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OK. These are the coordinates.
I pinned it for you.
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I figured a schoolyard,
nobody'd look, y'know?
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What? - I don't have great memories
of my school days.
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You? Went to school?
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For how long?
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Eighth or ninth grade, not sure.
I was in my crack phase.
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Hey, Zeki. When you get the money,
can I get new boobs?
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Shut up
and honk if somebody comes.
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How about one? The left one?
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It's smaller somehow. Seriously.
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Can I turn on the radio?
- No.
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Ooooh, shoe clips.
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Mandy, it's not my phone,
gotta be quick.
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Listen, can you do
my 54 dance today?
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Fuck.
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3 METERS TO DESTINATION.
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What the...?
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I'm not into it anyway.
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Glitter up the
butt crack for days.
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Stop honking, dingbat, it's ME.
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It wasn't there before.
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There was a construction site here.
- Oh, really!?
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Why'd you bury
my fucking money under a site?
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I figured they were laying pipe.
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Are you mad at me?
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No! Why would I be?
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I only waited 13 months
for this fucking moment!!
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Maybe it could be raised up
with a ...
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... a crane?
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You owe me 2,000 euros.
And 50 for the glass table.
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Gimme a break, Attila.
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In a week or two
I'll have the money from my job.
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Just a taste, if it takes longer.
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Right. Understood.
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Can I crash here?
- 'Til Gina's back from the fat farm.
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Then I need the display window back.
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Everything OK?
- Why aren't you dressed yet?
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The sexy teacher's next!
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Get going
and don't forget the glasses.
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Hi there. Does somebody here
need tutoring?
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I'll find a cellar
and dig my way to the money.
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Is it possible that's a shit plan?
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It's been a while,
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but I remember schools are picky about
letting thugs dig tunnels in the cellar.
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I'm applying for janitor.
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Do you know how to do repairs
and fix soda machines ?
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You're the dumbest teacher ever!
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But also the hottest.
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Burak, bro, sup?
- You?
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Man. Danger!
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Hey, you can't run down the bikes.
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Shut up and
pop a few of your moon craters.
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Hello.
Excuse me, can I help you?
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The principal's office?
- About the job?
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Exactly.
- To the right here, then straight.
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'Scuse me, could you help
with my glasses ...?
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Ouch. 'Scuse me, I'm fine.
'Kay, have to go.
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Bye. Good luck.
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KICK ME.
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One moment,
Ms. Gerster, about 10b
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Not now,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, not now.
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The little bastards ... - Ingrid,
please! I have job interviews.
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I'm fed up, my dear Gudrun.
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Nothing I can do about it.
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You look like you couldn't change
a light bulb. Done this job before?
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What are you, an elite janitor,
who doesn't talk to mortals?
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Hey! - What? - Give me back
my 2 euros. I need to top up.
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Fuck off, girl.
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Fuck your mother. - You retarded?
Fuck your own mother! - How?
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AMOK ALARM. Please find a room
and lock yourself in.
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Wild. A constant amok alarm.
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I swear I heard a shot.
Go, go, go, hurry up.
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This is the amok alarm.
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Please find a room
and lock yourself in.
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Caro, are you locking it
from the inside?
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What's going on now?
- The little nutcase set off the alarm.
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I swear it was him.
- That's a reprimand.
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I'm calling your parents.
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Oh, Ms. Gerster.
- Oh, Ms. Gerster.
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Oh, god no. We've made
a great impression, eh?
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They're just children.
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Good, then ... you're next and ...
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... the only one. Come in, then.
- Asshole.
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If you fuck me up again, I'll ram
your fist so far up your ass
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that you can scratch your throat
from inside, fucking snitch.
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Close the door.
- Bro!
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Your high school subjects?
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What subjects?
My favorites?
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I assume.
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Sports ...
- German?
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Yeah, that too.
- Good.
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Finally somebody without math.
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Does everybody have to teach?
Not enough teachers?
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Otherwise I wouldn't advertise
for a substitute teacher.
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Substitute teacher? I'm ...
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Right. Temp jobs, never the best.
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I can't promise more than 2 months,
until the end of the year, Mr. ...
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Miller. Zeki Miller.
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Janitor had a heart attack raking
leaves. We don't have a go yet ...
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for a new one. My whole budget goes on
police complaints and removing graffiti.
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Then there's the "cable fire"
in the old gym.
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Insurance nightmare.
Civil servant hell.
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So until then, we have to ...
pitch in ourselves.
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Do you like the new gym?
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I did the sketches. The architect
was a total waste.
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As a teacher,
I get a skeleton key, right?
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You ask odd questions, Mr. ...
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Salary?
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A salary is good. - You're not
a civil servant, I assume?
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No, not really.
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I can offer you 2,000 euros gross.
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OK, then, 2200.
But I can't go any higher.
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We're not Milton Academy here.
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Deal.
- Bring your paperwork in later
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and we'll see you assapissimo
in the teacher's lounge.
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Why didn't you call?
- We were too drunk.
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Slut. - Really. Did you know
she wears a push-up bra?
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I'm off.
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Danger, give me the lighter.
- Be polite, toe jam.
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Give it to me.
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There's your sister.
- Stop or she'll come over. Shit.
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Laura, please wear a jacket
when you sit outside.
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Laura, I'm talking to you.
- Laura, she's talking to you!
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Let it go.
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Could you please put out
your cigarettes?
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You with the blue cap.
I'm talking to you. - Elisabeth?
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Let it go.
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It takes them a bit
to learn respect for new teachers.
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They're not putting them.
- Nothing you can do.
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They learn it at home.
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I don't think
that's a good attitude to have.
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You there,
who's your home room teacher?
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I forget. - You deaf?
She said put out your cigarette.
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I don't have to listen to you.
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Who are you exactly?
- Miller. I start work here tomorrow.
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Substitute teacher.
- Oh.
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We work here, too.
- My condolences.
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About the syllables ...
could we meet up, exchange ideas?
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Excuse me? About what? - About
the syllables. - The syllabus?
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That's what I said.
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Right. Yeah, sure.
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Don't push, please!
- Today?
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Parent conference today!
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- But maybe tomorrow ...
Today's great for me.
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Cool.
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Would you like sugar?
- Got a beer?
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I'll look.
I don't really drink beer, but ...
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Something alcoholic would be great.
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OK.
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Bra.
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All I have is prosecco.
- That's fine. Come on.
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Lisi has a visitor. Yay.
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More, more.
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Anyway,
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I wanted a Catholic boarding school.
But then my grandma died
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and my sister and I are
well, orphans.
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Child services didn't want Laura
torn from a familiar setting.
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So I thought
I'd teach at my old school,
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which has "slightly" changed.
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Which college did you ...
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Bro! Finally.
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TEACHING CERTIFICATE
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PRINT FAIL
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Shit,
parents conferences are the worst.
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I mean,
they are all fucked-up asocials.
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Are you there?
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Man, oh man.
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She picked up somebody.
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I have to pee.
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Right, but a learning disability
doesn't just happen.
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Is it possible you're an asocial bum
who's shit at raising a child?
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Man, I gain weight,
but my boobs don't!
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She drank a little.
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Check in an hour
if she's still breathing, OK?
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Oh, my god.
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Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Hi, Ms. Mayer.
- Good morning. Don't yell, please!
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At least they greet you.
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Your one night stand.
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Shit, I don't remember anything.
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Caro, how does my hair look?
- As goofy as last night,
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so what's your problem?
- He was drunk.
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Hey-
- Hey-
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Fuck.
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Really hot night, huh?
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Elisabeth.
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Don't chase him
like an underfucked old maid, please.
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So. Play it cool, right?
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Calm down. - I hate playing it cool.
I want a steady boyfriend.
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So tell him exactly that.
That'll work.
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TEACHERS LOUNGE
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Sci-five!
- Sci-five!
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What are you doing?
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Stay back! Not one more step!
You can't stop me!
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People, consider your
environmental footprint on this earth.
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You can't just drop stuff and wait
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for some idiot to pick it up.
- Oh, god.
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Ms. Leimbach-Knorr?
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Is she OK?
- It's only the second floor.
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Please, do it. Please. Do it.
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We need an ambulance!
- Quick!
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Go to your classrooms, please!
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Stop filming this with your mobiles.
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Jeremie Pascal. Get back. Back.
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Go to your classrooms.
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Move the fuck back
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or I'll kick your hairless asses
and knock your metal teeth in.
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He needs to piss off.
- I hate that guy.
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Am I dead? - No, no ...
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Thank god. - Shit.
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Lisi, get out while you still can.
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Anybody who becomes a teacher
these days must be nuts.
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They're all monsters. All of them!
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Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr.
Not again.
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I'll call you, OK, Ingrid?
- Yes.
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Psychiatric clinic, I assume, right?
- Yes.
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Stay strong.
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Welcome to our new firefighter,
Mr. Miller.
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Good morning.
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So, not a great day for our school.
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Will it set us back? No!
Briefly:
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our colleague,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly,
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but her chances
of recovery are good.
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She won't be teaching
for the rest of the semester.
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... if she ever did.
247
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:06,303
Our next goal is to compensate
for the loss of our colleague.
248
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,346
Who wants to take 10b?
249
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,721
Mr. Gundlach, how nice.
- No, no.
250
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,803
I wanted to ask about the play.
- Yes. No.
251
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,858
I can't. I substituted there once,
and I simply can't.
252
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,604
I did 2 weeks too.
253
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,982
All I'll say is:
second-degree burns.
254
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,653
There's nobody in 10b
who hasn't repeated at least once.
255
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:30,703
Not one of them will graduate,
they're impossible. - Excuse me,
256
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,247
the students need lessons.
I think that's ...
257
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,540
Leimbach-Knorr only lasted 4 months.
258
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,164
And she's ex navy!
- Ms. Schnabelstedt is right.
259
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,375
For a change.
260
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:44,675
It's shocking how little
teaching spirit is in the air here.
261
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,173
Thank you.
- Welcome, the class is yours.
262
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,933
... er, what does that mean?
- Lessons, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
263
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,602
This is principal Gerster.
264
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:59,022
Students, return to your class
immediately. Lessons will resume!
265
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:02,397
Hello, Mr. Miller.
Excuse me, do you have a minute?
266
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,398
What is it? - Chantal, your mother
needs to pick up the knife.
267
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,280
Listen, about yesterday ...
268
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,486
I thought I had a class now.
- Briefly.
269
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,740
I was totally drunk.
In case you were thinking ...
270
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,327
I'm not into that.
It doesn't mean anything to me, right?
271
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,793
What's that?
- It'd be great if neither of us ...
272
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,551
misinterpreted it.
273
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:30,091
Gonna be hard, but I'll try.
OK. Forgotten.
274
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,838
Really?
275
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,428
Yeah, great.
Good. I mean ...
276
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,853
We're colleagues and we shouldn't ...
jump the gun, mix up ...
277
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,065
Super. So ... let's go.
Pretty chaotic school, eh?
278
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,235
Forgotten.
279
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:54,779
Oh, my god.
280
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,076
'Scuse me.
281
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:18,518
Good Morni...
- Yeah, yeah. Stop that shit.
282
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:27,648
Hey you, Peter Parker,
go get a TV from the equipment room.
283
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,649
My name is Mr. Miller. If you don't want
trouble, keep your trap shut.
284
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,071
I'm only here temporarily.
285
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:38,117
You've all got an A. Bust my balls
and I'll mark you down a grade.
286
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,707
Got it?
- Yes.
287
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,004
Hey, fatso, you listening?
Give me the notebook.
288
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,877
And don't eat so much unless
you want to die a virgin.
289
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,054
So.
290
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:59,143
Each of you
writes down your favorite film
291
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:02,392
and then make sure
there's a DVD ready for each class.
292
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:06,476
Is VHS OK? - If the film's
not on DVD, it sucks.
293
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,227
I couldn't give a shit
294
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,734
about old B&W films
collected by your Nazi grandparents.
295
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:13,983
That one's cool.
296
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:16,989
Take a picture.
297
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,823
Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Ms. Schnabel-spaz.
298
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,167
What a dog!
299
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:35,841
Take your seats, please?
300
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,349
What she want now?
301
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,356
My dears,
I know a lot has happened,
302
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,434
but perhaps you could ...
- How old are you anyway?
303
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,613
12?
- How do you feel about
304
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,024
using my proper name. Could you try?
305
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,075
How about you suck me off?
306
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,835
Some of you are surely wondering
why Ms. Leimbach-Knorr did it.
307
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,413
Nope. - So that's
what we'll talk about today.
308
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,756
I brought a Freudenberger essay to help.
309
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,925
Zeynep, give me my nail polish!
310
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:17,004
Stop yelling.- I didn't yell.
Shut up and give it back.
311
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,634
Fuck you. Take it.
312
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,888
Unbelievably bad upbringing.
- Yeah, you!
313
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,437
Each time you use the F word,
you'll put a euro in the little frog.
314
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,057
She's annoying.
315
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:31,564
Pass the text around please
and then we can talk about
316
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,145
what a burn-out really is.
317
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,323
What's your name again?
Could you put it on the board?
318
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,248
OK, I get it. You're very creative.
319
00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,414
Take cover.
320
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:17,189
What's up? - When do we elect
our class representative?
321
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,822
Who wants to be
class representative?
322
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:26,411
I don't want any nerds here, got it?
I'm marking you all down a grade.
323
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,794
Now paint something
until the TV gets here.
324
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:38,172
Can we brush? - You can pierce
yourself if you want. I don't care.
325
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,008
And can we use opaque white?
326
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:44,717
We're not really allowed to use
opaque white. - Then DON'T!
327
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,345
Spastic.
328
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,827
Hey guys, it's not funny anymore.
It burns my eyes.
329
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,117
You were supposed to pass those out!
330
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,121
Close the damn window!
331
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:24,465
Good bye!
332
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,944
Would anybody like to share
10b homeroom duties?
333
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,867
Express yourself.
I don't understand sniveling.
334
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:50,040
Well, just because they're ...
they're a little ...
335
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,787
Already in over your head?
336
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,460
Right, there's the door.
337
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,880
I don't want staff jumping
out the window because they realize
338
00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,336
this profession is no petting zoo.
339
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,048
OK.
340
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,546
Hey, what happened?
341
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:08,885
Nothing ... they just ...
made such a fool of me.
342
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,225
What?
343
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:21,772
WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS
FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR.
344
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:49,966
MAINTENANCE
345
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:10,529
Did you know
that they call 10b the amok class?
346
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:15,910
Yeah. it's the shithead Daniel.
He's got a screw loose.
347
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:19,333
Did you know they make
bulletproof vests for teachers now?
348
00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:21,748
Thin ones, y'know?
They don't show.
349
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,172
The printer's not working.
350
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:30,303
You have to unplug it
and plug it back in.
351
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:38,181
You said you got an A-
on the teacher's exam.
352
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:39,933
But you got an A.
353
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,143
That's perverse. You're a real geek.
354
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:46,448
Caro, why are you printing
my exam results?
355
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,575
Monday. Miller was here.
- No way!
356
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,449
Pig!
357
00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:12,818
Unfortunately, you chose
a very slim tree to hide behind.
358
00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:16,079
You stole my exam results!
359
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:18,247
Have you been sniffing white-out?
360
00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:21,747
Printer cache!
361
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:24,829
I had problems at uni.
I needed the job. Calm down.
362
00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:28,337
It's theft and fraud.
And you exploited me sexually.
363
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,340
I put a few knockout drops
in your bug tea.
364
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:35,390
I wouldn't touch you with 10-foot pole.
So stop babbling. - Excuse me?!
365
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:39,886
You're such an ass.
You're an ass and an imposter.
366
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,768
And that's a crime.
I'm calling the police.
367
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:47,685
Lighter than expected.
368
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,990
Let go of me.
- Listen, munchkin,
369
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,240
I suggest you cuddle with your teddy
bears overnight, and decide your price.
370
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,572
Don't suck with me, Zeki Miller.
371
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:04,081
It's "don't fuck with me",
and I won't unless I'm brain dead.
372
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,300
What are you doing there?
373
00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:13,128
None of your fucking business.
374
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,258
We'll see
what Ms. Gerster says tomorrow.
375
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,434
You want money, Schnabelstedt?
376
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,975
I don't want anything,
except my class back.
377
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,437
Swap? Why?
378
00:29:31,062 --> 00:29:35,192
I have training
in conflict resolution and a
379
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,329
... a night course in aggression.
- Yeah, that too.
380
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:46,749
I've planned it all so well.
I would hate to change it around.
381
00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:50,548
I was angry at first that he wanted
to rob me of such a great challenge,
382
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:53,877
but then I realized
it's best for the children.
383
00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:03,519
Fireman teachers are usually
the tougher nuts, eh?
384
00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:09,146
Good luck.
385
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:12,149
Bite me. They're fucking kids.
They can kiss my ass.
386
00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:27,243
I am substituting
for Ms. Schnabelstedt.
387
00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:29,833
My name is Miller
and I'm only a temp.
388
00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:32,712
Why's your name Miller?
You don't look like a Miller.
389
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,715
You're a brother!
- Cut the Turko shit. An F for you.
390
00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:38,342
Where's the class register?
- In the cupboard.
391
00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:59,568
Think I'm going to cry now?
Fucking children.
392
00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,156
Let's see who you motherfuckers are.
393
00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:08,952
Chantal Ackermann?
394
00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:16,551
OK, I'm going for a smoke
before I smash your teeth in.
395
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,988
Motherfuckers!
396
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:30,041
Mr. Miller, class is in session.
Where are you going?
397
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:34,336
Maybe to change my clothes?!
398
00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:36,335
To the principal's office, please.
399
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,762
You didn't tell me
they were the asocials.
400
00:32:43,087 --> 00:32:45,715
Excuse me?!
What kind of term is that?
401
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:48,806
You mean youth
from the under-educated class.
402
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,939
Mr. Miller, I want those children
brought under control.
403
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:56,484
School inspectors could show up
at any time and give out demerits.
404
00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:59,024
You may go change,
but this is an exception.
405
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,365
Thank you!
406
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:15,248
Show off your ass.
407
00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:18,623
That looks sexy.
408
00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:07,255
Where are the others? - Downstairs,
I think. - They're not in the mood.
409
00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:20,651
Class has started!
- What does he want?
410
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:23,817
Idiot! - Old fart.
He should go home. - Pathetic.
411
00:34:24,981 --> 00:34:26,403
OMG, you're bleeding.
412
00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:32,326
This is a Forever 21, you retard!
It's gonna stain.
413
00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:35,703
I swear he's crazy. Let's go.
414
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,956
The classroom and make it quick!
415
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:47,924
Shit!
416
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:51,098
You forgot your backpack.
417
00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,644
Everybody up here, chop-chop!
418
00:34:57,638 --> 00:34:59,515
Now we know who's in command here.
419
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:03,023
As of now, get your asses in here
at the bell and no trouble.
420
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:05,275
Now what? We didn't do homework.
421
00:35:05,563 --> 00:35:08,567
I don't give a shit. You sit here.
The rest isn't my problem.
422
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:13,329
Here's the deal. You all fail in a few
weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble.
423
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,577
You're the loser class.
424
00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,950
The whole teacher's lounge
slags you off.
425
00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:20,870
I can do whatever I want here,
nobody cares.
426
00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:22,542
You're scum.
427
00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:26,550
So shut your mouths
and sit still until the bell.
428
00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:29,591
Excuse me.
429
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,966
Do you have any chalk?
- Look yourself.
430
00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:40,398
Your student is crying.
431
00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:43,146
Chantal!
432
00:35:44,352 --> 00:35:45,899
Yes?
- Cry quietly.
433
00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:52,656
Is it possible
you don't care at all?
434
00:35:53,027 --> 00:35:54,074
About what?
435
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:56,072
About their respect.
436
00:35:57,031 --> 00:35:59,625
Don't you have work to do,
like potato prints?
437
00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,041
This here has no educational value.
438
00:36:03,371 --> 00:36:06,250
They look traumatized.
And what's that on their faces?
439
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:10,924
They were making name tags and smeared.
Now act like a plane and take off.
440
00:36:11,253 --> 00:36:13,381
I'm good at putting myself
in teenage shoes.
441
00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:16,684
How? By subtracting the pole
up your ass and adding Facebook?
442
00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:20,517
You! Laugh at your own jokes.
443
00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:22,439
You need therapy.
444
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:31,357
Sorry, that wasn't right of me.
445
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:36,658
ROCK DRILL
446
00:36:47,915 --> 00:36:48,916
Yes?
447
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:51,794
I told you
when the old lady got back,
448
00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:54,256
I'd need the booth.
- Where'm I gonna sleep?
449
00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:57,762
It's only a matter of time
before the cops are back on your ass.
450
00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:01,096
Keep me out of it.
I run a clean establishment.
451
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,603
You've got an LSD lab in the attic.
452
00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:06,900
Exactly.
I have to be twice as careful.
453
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:18,946
Motherfucker.
454
00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:22,829
Shit.
455
00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:26,921
Shit.
456
00:37:36,464 --> 00:37:40,059
YOU HAVE A FUTURE
WE HAVE A PLAN
457
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,538
Man, Laura, do you have to wear
dad's old shirts?
458
00:38:09,205 --> 00:38:10,206
What do you care?
459
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:12,917
There's such
nice stuff to wear at your age.
460
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:15,841
Caro, help me out.
- Elisabeth,
461
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:20,432
I feel like a lesbian adoptive
mother when you drag me into it.
462
00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:24,638
I need to unwind. - Yes, I see.
That's your second glass.
463
00:38:26,055 --> 00:38:28,604
Yes! And we are not married.
464
00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:36,281
There's somebody in the garden.
- Get the pepper spray!
465
00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:38,317
The pepper Spray!
466
00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:41,074
Laura, in your room, lock the door.
- Dostoyevsky!
467
00:38:41,445 --> 00:38:43,072
That dog is useless!
468
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:49,040
Remember our self-defense classes.
You hold it like this.
469
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,634
Hit him!
We don't want it!
470
00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:57,462
That sentence is pointless
if we're not being raped.
471
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,050
Who the fuck would rape you!
472
00:39:03,676 --> 00:39:04,723
Zeki?
473
00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:07,600
Were you going to sleep here?
474
00:39:08,597 --> 00:39:09,723
No.
475
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:13,485
He's a giant asshole,
Caro, I'm telling you.
476
00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:15,901
I think he's nice.
And he's hot.
477
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:19,325
Plus, I bet he can fix stuff.
This fucking house is big enough.
478
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:22,779
This "fucking" house is good enough
for you at 50 euros a month!
479
00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:25,160
Even better. So he pays 250.
480
00:39:25,489 --> 00:39:27,787
You'll finally
get contact lenses, Harry Potter.
481
00:39:28,117 --> 00:39:30,540
Glasses look like shit,
I've told you 1000 times.
482
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:33,547
Got a boyfriend?
483
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:38,670
Careful, you'll end up
like your sister. - Watch it!
484
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:40,383
Laura, go upstairs.
485
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:44,596
One night. We don't have linens.
486
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:49,100
I'll just finish this.
487
00:39:54,727 --> 00:39:58,197
At least 2 weeks, please.
- Your car has no smog sticker.
488
00:39:58,522 --> 00:40:01,150
I'll pay at month's end.
I'll never find anywhere else.
489
00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:03,656
I don't even know you.
Maybe you'll hurt us.
490
00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:06,364
Living with you for 2 weeks,
I'm the victim here.
491
00:40:08,324 --> 00:40:10,577
Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Hello.
492
00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:12,043
Mr. Miller?
493
00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,212
Not now. Piss off.
494
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,706
It's about German class.
495
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,259
I could only find
Jurassic Park 1 online,
496
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,007
but on list it says to bring 2.
Is that a problem?
497
00:40:21,337 --> 00:40:24,511
Chantal, on THE list.
Articles aren't optional.
498
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,842
What are you on about?
So, Mr. Miller?
499
00:40:27,176 --> 00:40:28,928
We already watched Jurassic Park.
500
00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:31,104
But so many were in remedial class.
501
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:35,060
Whatever, just buzz off.
You stink of CK One. - Smells nice, eh?
502
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:38,942
You can stay for 2 weeks.
- Really?
503
00:40:40,147 --> 00:40:43,151
As long as you really teach 10b
and make sure they improve.
504
00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:45,698
How can I?
- Do your job!
505
00:40:47,071 --> 00:40:51,042
It's up to you. Or I tell Ms. Gerster
that class means movies and terror.
506
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,755
Whoa, Mr. Miller.
507
00:41:05,381 --> 00:41:06,473
Hello.
508
00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:08,850
Can you make change?
- How?
509
00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:13,518
Could you help me get out?
510
00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:23,198
Could you stop please?
511
00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:25,743
That hurts.
- E20 is stuck.
512
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:29,120
More to the right.
513
00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,075
Come on.
- Yeah.
514
00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:40,173
My pleasure.
515
00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:43,548
Are you a teacher?
- Yeah,
516
00:41:44,003 --> 00:41:45,505
but I'm just a temp.
517
00:41:49,425 --> 00:41:51,473
It's going to be another shit day.
518
00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:58,188
Any other furniture you need?
519
00:41:58,517 --> 00:41:59,894
Sorry, not available.
520
00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:02,445
Here. Reading material and syllabus.
521
00:42:05,941 --> 00:42:08,694
How am I supposed
to get mental defectives to read?
522
00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:10,328
Know what?
523
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,203
You need to control Danger and Chantal.
524
00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,918
Once you get the leaders,
the others follow.
525
00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:20,627
Need anything else?
- Caro! - What? - Could you come ...
526
00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:23,004
What? - The shelves.
527
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:26,007
Yup.
528
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:32,472
SCHILLER "THE ROBBERS"
529
00:42:35,304 --> 00:42:36,476
God, the print's small.
530
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,982
Weapons, drugs, vandalism.
531
00:42:45,022 --> 00:42:46,399
Leaders.
532
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:49,910
Little motherfuckers.
533
00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:53,243
Did you know
that bees make photosynthesis?
534
00:42:53,906 --> 00:42:56,204
Boy, these students
are really special needs.
535
00:42:59,078 --> 00:43:01,251
Use a plate.
- No, it's fine.
536
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:04,583
Have to go. Still working nights.
- Where?
537
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:06,589
In a club.
538
00:43:07,211 --> 00:43:09,760
With real dance music
or that electro-shit?
539
00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:13,176
Right. So long as you get
your lessons prepared.
540
00:43:25,395 --> 00:43:28,023
Why do you always give him
that sexed-up look?
541
00:43:28,732 --> 00:43:31,201
Don't be jealous.
He's too short for me anyway.
542
00:43:31,527 --> 00:43:33,746
To blow him,
I'd have to dig a pit first.
543
00:43:34,071 --> 00:43:35,744
I don't want anything from him!
544
00:43:36,532 --> 00:43:39,661
Hey, once he's in,
it doesn't hurt anymore.
545
00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:42,997
And I guarantee he's a great lay.
546
00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:46,675
By the way, I signed him up
as an assistant for your swim class.
547
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,298
Oh, Caro.
- Hey!
548
00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:53,007
I don't want anything from him.
549
00:43:55,759 --> 00:43:57,853
Daniel! Don't jump from the edge.
550
00:43:58,554 --> 00:44:00,147
But yes!
551
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:03,058
Very funny.
552
00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:07,192
So, who forgot a suit or
has a doctor's note?
553
00:44:11,024 --> 00:44:12,526
Two laps warm-up, please.
554
00:44:31,795 --> 00:44:35,140
So what do I do?
- Uh, first put out your cigarette.
555
00:44:37,551 --> 00:44:39,929
Then just make sure nobody dies.
556
00:44:47,269 --> 00:44:49,772
Very funny.
- Ms. Schnabelstedt,
557
00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:52,358
such pretty wet hair. Totally cute.
558
00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:54,909
Mr. Miller. No.
559
00:44:58,947 --> 00:45:02,121
You need to do sports. Go on.
10 laps before I let you out.
560
00:45:02,576 --> 00:45:05,125
You can shove your
fake doctor's note up your ass.
561
00:45:06,622 --> 00:45:08,044
You too. Go change.
562
00:45:08,415 --> 00:45:11,009
You're a fascister Mr. Miller.
I hate you.
563
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,052
Mr. Miller!
564
00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:24,598
I wanted to thank you.
565
00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:27,692
Thank me? Really?
Here, in front of everybody?
566
00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:33,027
What for, anyway?
567
00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:37,410
It's the first time
so many took part.
568
00:45:38,445 --> 00:45:39,537
Take that back.
569
00:45:39,863 --> 00:45:42,161
No worries.
- Spaz!
570
00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:47,879
No, you take it.
571
00:45:54,378 --> 00:45:56,051
Calm down.
- You a spaz, bro?
572
00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:58,257
He said I was into her.
- So what?
573
00:45:58,674 --> 00:46:01,848
Hey, man, she's ugly as sin.
Let go of me, you whore.
574
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:04,350
Daniel, whore is a feminine noun.
575
00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:09,564
Now pull yourself together!
- Leave me alone, you asswipe!
576
00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:18,409
Zeki!
577
00:46:21,655 --> 00:46:23,657
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
578
00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:30,088
I didn't hear the apology!
- Fucker! Fucker!
579
00:46:30,998 --> 00:46:33,126
Are you a teacher?
- Yes, why?
580
00:46:38,297 --> 00:46:39,719
But I'm just a temp.
581
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,093
Sorry, sorry.
582
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:53,399
Did you just use force with
a student? - I'll tell my father.
583
00:46:54,354 --> 00:46:56,356
You told me
to get him under control.
584
00:46:56,898 --> 00:46:58,115
But not with violence.
585
00:46:58,692 --> 00:47:00,865
They reflect that behavior
outside school!
586
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,662
Daniel.
587
00:47:11,163 --> 00:47:13,882
Be careful. I think
he pissed his pants in the pool.
588
00:47:15,042 --> 00:47:18,421
... so I thought we could
get together? Talk about ...
589
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,049
how that could have happened
with Daniel.
590
00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:23,633
Exactly.
591
00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,678
But you haven't yet
filed criminal ...
592
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,683
Me? No, it wasn't me.
593
00:47:35,312 --> 00:47:36,404
I don't want...
594
00:47:39,983 --> 00:47:41,030
Miller.
595
00:47:48,784 --> 00:47:50,081
Yes, OK.
596
00:47:52,996 --> 00:47:53,997
Bye.
597
00:47:55,332 --> 00:47:57,175
So does he want
a parent's conference?
598
00:47:58,168 --> 00:48:01,012
No, he said Daniel's nuts
and I should smack him sometimes,
599
00:48:01,338 --> 00:48:03,215
it's the only way
to get him in line.
600
00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:07,845
We need to get the poor boy
out of that vicious circle.
601
00:48:08,387 --> 00:48:11,687
It's a little late,
but I know a really good Ethiopian.
602
00:48:12,015 --> 00:48:13,892
Good, so talk to him
if he's an expert.
603
00:48:14,643 --> 00:48:16,395
It's a restaurant. I'm hungry.
604
00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:20,278
Ethiopian?
Fly soup and rice pudding?
605
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:22,901
I need meat, man.
606
00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:29,499
Is that actually allowed,
in traffic, the windshield?
607
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,961
You need to talk
to Daniel again. I'm worried.
608
00:48:41,294 --> 00:48:44,013
I'm collecting their dreams
for the time capsule
609
00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:46,512
that every class buries.
610
00:48:47,217 --> 00:48:48,719
I noticed disturbing things.
611
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:51,642
Daniel and Burak
want to become criminals.
612
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:54,979
Is work all you think about?
- It's our responsibility.
613
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:57,231
But they're other people's children.
614
00:48:57,561 --> 00:48:58,687
Do you like it?
615
00:48:59,438 --> 00:49:00,860
Yes, thanks.
616
00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:06,153
There's sort of an educational oath.
We have a professional duty.
617
00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:09,823
It's bad enough that everybody
thinks teachers are lazy.
618
00:49:10,198 --> 00:49:11,620
I swore to make a difference.
619
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:15,295
They may be awful,
they're still just children. Excuse me,
620
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,248
but could you maybe switch poles?
If it's no trouble.
621
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,172
OK.
622
00:49:21,543 --> 00:49:25,047
Do you really believe that shit,
there's a sweet flower inside every kid?
623
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:28,224
I think some kids haven't learned
to believe in themselves,
624
00:49:28,884 --> 00:49:30,477
and don't know right from wrong.
625
00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:34,102
If we don't teach them,
they'll end up in prison or something.
626
00:49:36,725 --> 00:49:40,355
We have one Erection
and one Licking Vagina.
627
00:49:44,024 --> 00:49:45,697
It's edible. Don't be shy.
628
00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:47,319
It's a penis.
629
00:49:47,736 --> 00:49:50,239
Man, you'll never get a guy
that way, really.
630
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,666
They all think you're mega uptight.
631
00:49:52,991 --> 00:49:54,288
Put the dick in your mouth.
632
00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:57,245
Coping with students.
633
00:49:57,579 --> 00:50:01,334
Professional handling of disruption
and discipline conflict. CD 4.
634
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:03,885
Don't underestimate
the value of role-playing.
635
00:50:04,211 --> 00:50:07,135
Group exercises allow young people
to channel aggression.
636
00:50:07,464 --> 00:50:11,719
Role-playing for indirect review of
behavioral dysfunction,
637
00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:14,350
and lack of self-confidence.
638
00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:21,653
Fucking shit.
- Role-play
639
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:25,949
gives a problem child free rein
for his feelings, and allows reflection
640
00:50:26,274 --> 00:50:27,901
on his inappropriate behavior.
641
00:50:28,652 --> 00:50:30,871
What exercise'?
I don't want to do an exercise.
642
00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:33,498
Stow that look or I'll slap you silly.
643
00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:34,915
So I'm her husband?
644
00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:38,670
A round of applause - he got it.
- Shut up. You start.
645
00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:41,919
Man, wait a sec.
I have to get into my part.
646
00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:44,509
Oh, my beautiful apartment!
647
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:47,929
Thank you, darling! How was work?
- Shut your trap. I'm hungry.
648
00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:51,766
Watch your mouth.
We only just got married.
649
00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:53,890
I married you
so there'd be food ready
650
00:50:54,219 --> 00:50:56,347
after I screw sluts all day.
651
00:50:57,681 --> 00:50:59,183
After you screw sluts, huh?
652
00:50:59,516 --> 00:51:02,315
You married me because I'm pretty,
Salak. - Don't push me.
653
00:51:02,644 --> 00:51:03,645
Are you an idiot?
654
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,569
Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller.
- Who's Mr. Miller?
655
00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,651
Are you shagging some German?
- Show me your cell.
656
00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:12,245
Hey, Danger,
that's not part of the game, man.
657
00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:15,240
Shut up. Go clean
and then you can blow me.
658
00:51:15,574 --> 00:51:17,326
Give me my phone back, spaz.
659
00:51:20,996 --> 00:51:24,000
Are you crazy? Don't hit each other.
Stop being such thugs.
660
00:51:24,374 --> 00:51:26,251
Give me the phone, you fuckface.
- OK.
661
00:51:27,794 --> 00:51:29,421
Daniel, you did a great job.
662
00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:31,677
Have you thought
about the drama club?
663
00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:35,056
They participate
in community youth theater
664
00:51:35,552 --> 00:51:38,476
and it could be
a great new hobby for you,
665
00:51:38,805 --> 00:51:41,900
where you could
have fun and let off steam.
666
00:51:43,727 --> 00:51:46,776
No way! I'm already in school
3 or 4 times a week.
667
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,652
What's your problem?
668
00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:53,369
Fuck school, man.
669
00:51:54,112 --> 00:51:56,114
Watch your mouth, motherfucker.
670
00:51:56,990 --> 00:52:00,369
You seriously believe you want
to become drug dealers or some shit?
671
00:52:00,702 --> 00:52:01,749
Yes we do.
672
00:52:02,078 --> 00:52:04,376
I'd rather collect welfare
than learn that crap.
673
00:52:04,748 --> 00:52:06,546
Come on, school's still on.
Piss off.
674
00:52:07,709 --> 00:52:09,086
Fucking motherfuckers.
675
00:52:10,045 --> 00:52:11,342
Was a stupid idea, sorry.
676
00:52:15,050 --> 00:52:18,680
We could each make €20,000.
It's an armored car transport.
677
00:52:19,012 --> 00:52:21,515
My cousin's been watching them
for 6 weeks now.
678
00:52:22,349 --> 00:52:23,646
I'm busy on something else.
679
00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:26,694
All you have to do is drive.
Getaway car, Zeki.
680
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,739
Bro, you just got out.
Get a real job.
681
00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:34,911
A little upset? Need a blow job?
- No, not in the mood.
682
00:52:35,862 --> 00:52:38,035
What's the matter?
Were you with Mandy?
683
00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:40,871
Are you oftener
with her than me lately?
684
00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:43,704
No, I wasn't with Mandy.
And it's "more often".
685
00:52:44,037 --> 00:52:47,587
Do you have a crush on the bookworm?
- Leave me alone.
686
00:52:47,916 --> 00:52:49,884
Could you suck me off?
- Sorry.
687
00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:05,521
Zeki.
688
00:53:13,274 --> 00:53:14,776
Turn that off.
689
00:53:21,825 --> 00:53:22,951
What's this?
690
00:53:42,595 --> 00:53:43,847
Elisabeth Schnabelstedt.
691
00:53:55,608 --> 00:53:57,656
Hello. I seriously doubt
this will work
692
00:53:57,986 --> 00:54:01,331
or anybody will be organized enough
to ever dig up this time capsule.
693
00:54:01,656 --> 00:54:05,456
I'm also basically uncomfortable at
the thought of strangers reading this.
694
00:54:05,785 --> 00:54:07,287
But I wish I weren't so fat.
695
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:10,294
I'd like a love letter
with boxes for "yes, no, maybe".
696
00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:11,875
It's silly, I know.
697
00:54:12,459 --> 00:54:14,678
I want to become a teacher.
It's the only job
698
00:54:15,003 --> 00:54:16,926
where you get kids without getting fat.
699
00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:20,634
And I'd like a smart and honest
boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B.
700
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:22,640
Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a.
701
00:54:33,897 --> 00:54:35,899
Why didn't I ever win
a trophy like that?
702
00:54:36,691 --> 00:54:39,160
Do you have to win
the math Olympics first?
703
00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:42,034
Or a fucking
badminton tournament?
704
00:54:44,991 --> 00:54:48,746
For the first time, I felt like
the streets robbed me of my childhood.
705
00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:51,498
The streets.
706
00:54:51,831 --> 00:54:54,254
And homeroom teacher,
Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt.
707
00:54:54,584 --> 00:54:56,632
Everybody knows
you stole the class money!
708
00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:59,176
You'll never amount to anything!
709
00:54:59,506 --> 00:55:01,634
That was surely
not the last foster family
710
00:55:02,008 --> 00:55:05,262
that wants to get rid of you,
Zeki Miller!
711
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:29,620
School over already?
712
00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:46,557
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
713
00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:54,189
Are you out of your mind?
- Why?
714
00:55:58,147 --> 00:55:59,490
SLUT
715
00:55:59,816 --> 00:56:01,284
Hey, did they pierce my ears?
716
00:56:02,318 --> 00:56:04,412
Could you please tell me
how that happened?
717
00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:06,531
Where you sleeping in class?
718
00:56:16,708 --> 00:56:18,710
How about peeing INTO the urinal.
719
00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:20,511
Yeah, yeah.
720
00:56:24,632 --> 00:56:25,849
Check your butt.
721
00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:31,101
ASSHOLE
722
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:33,892
How drunk were you not to notice?
723
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:35,568
One, two beers?
724
00:56:36,269 --> 00:56:37,771
Yeah.
- Fuck.
725
00:56:38,313 --> 00:56:39,940
Let's not use that word in class.
726
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,113
Are you alright?
727
00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:45,616
Man, just piss off, OK?
728
00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:49,825
You're just worried I'll be busted
and you get the shitty 10b back.
729
00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:52,668
Don't pretend you care.
- You're nuts.
730
00:56:52,994 --> 00:56:55,793
Are you really accusing me
of not caring about you?
731
00:56:56,956 --> 00:56:58,958
I'm really sorry
you're depressed ...
732
00:56:59,292 --> 00:57:00,919
I am not a teacher at all.
733
00:57:01,502 --> 00:57:03,596
Don't start doubting everything.
734
00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,256
Hello ...
735
00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:09,386
Your class isn't easy, but I mean,
you chose the job,
736
00:57:10,011 --> 00:57:11,638
so now just stay the course.
737
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:14,224
Now, go home.
You look like a junkie.
738
00:57:15,767 --> 00:57:18,987
And think about how
to turn your profession into a vocation.
739
00:57:19,312 --> 00:57:20,859
You do have the potential.
740
00:57:21,189 --> 00:57:22,862
You are close to your students.
741
00:57:23,942 --> 00:57:25,785
Including in consuming intoxicants.
742
00:57:29,072 --> 00:57:30,415
Your eyeliner,
743
00:57:31,449 --> 00:57:33,747
it's really perfect.
Gotta give Chantal credit.
744
00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:39,336
So.
745
00:57:41,084 --> 00:57:42,131
Yeah.
746
00:57:45,338 --> 00:57:49,013
I don't know, Laura. Razor blades.
I saw something on TV about it.
747
00:57:49,342 --> 00:57:51,515
It makes a huge mess
in the bathroom.
748
00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,683
All that blood.
749
00:57:54,013 --> 00:57:57,813
Right, then we'll try
the plastic bags. Press down hard.
750
00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,769
This method definitely sucks.
751
00:58:00,103 --> 00:58:02,322
I'd take pills.
Somebody's here!
752
00:58:02,772 --> 00:58:04,615
Why do you have a bag
over your head?
753
00:58:04,983 --> 00:58:06,860
New profile pictures for Facebook.
754
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,529
Fuck, bro, are you shitting me?
And you too?
755
00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:13,458
Were you trying to kill yourselves?
- Please don't tell my parents.
756
00:58:14,409 --> 00:58:17,583
Mr. Miller, please.
- We just wanted to try.
757
00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:20,586
Because if we do do it,
it'll be together.
758
00:58:21,124 --> 00:58:24,003
I didn't want to. You roped me in.
759
00:58:24,585 --> 00:58:26,258
You said yourself you feel ugly.
760
00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:30,433
But you started with the suicide.
Because you're in love with Daniel.
761
00:58:30,758 --> 00:58:32,977
Man, Maike, you're so bitchy.
762
00:58:35,388 --> 00:58:38,312
So nobody wants to fuck you.
No reason to kill yourself.
763
00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:40,939
I would've written a farewell note.
764
00:58:41,269 --> 00:58:43,738
And then Daniel
would've come to my funeral
765
00:58:44,063 --> 00:58:45,986
and said
he always had feelings for me
766
00:58:46,315 --> 00:58:48,238
and that he was
too blind to realize it.
767
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:51,989
So stop walking around like
a trannie waiting for the operation.
768
00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:53,447
You're not that ugly.
769
00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:54,873
Yes I am.
770
00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:08,971
NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING.
HE'S STEALING GAS.
771
00:59:16,179 --> 00:59:17,977
Hey, girls.
- Hi, Zeki.
772
00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:20,984
Charlie, can you do
something with her?
773
00:59:21,476 --> 00:59:23,444
We don't do surgery here.
774
00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:28,407
No sense of humor, eh?
775
00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:30,280
Runs in the family.
776
00:59:38,785 --> 00:59:39,957
She needs a big push.
777
00:59:40,453 --> 00:59:42,205
Sheila, bring my make-up bag!
778
00:59:42,538 --> 00:59:44,165
She's a whore, she knows style.
779
00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:47,714
Do you want a drink, or a line?
- No thanks.
780
00:59:48,086 --> 00:59:50,214
No, no. The big one. The big one.
781
00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:52,007
Sweet. Still so young
782
00:59:52,381 --> 00:59:54,099
and fresh.
- Yeah, yeah.
783
00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:00,015
I don't look awful?
784
01:00:28,167 --> 01:00:29,293
Danger!
785
01:00:32,171 --> 01:00:33,639
She looks great. Today.
786
01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:38,015
Hey, what?
- Danger, Chantal,
787
01:00:38,344 --> 01:00:41,097
come here! - What does he want?
- Take this. - Go on.
788
01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:44,733
Little bitch.
789
01:00:46,686 --> 01:00:47,983
What's up, Mr. Miller?
790
01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:49,609
I still owe you something.
791
01:00:50,106 --> 01:00:51,153
What?
792
01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:54,702
Some make-up.
- Man, Mr. Miller.
793
01:00:55,403 --> 01:00:57,030
Danger. - Really!
- Yes?
794
01:00:57,697 --> 01:01:00,166
You know your dad said I could
slap you around?
795
01:01:00,533 --> 01:01:02,376
But you're not really going to,
right?
796
01:01:02,910 --> 01:01:05,083
If you make sure
she's home on time, then no.
797
01:01:05,454 --> 01:01:06,797
What is this!?
798
01:01:07,248 --> 01:01:09,922
Can she smoke something?
Oh, you motherfucker!
799
01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:13,171
Honestly, you're borderlining,
you brainsicker.
800
01:01:13,504 --> 01:01:14,756
Shut it.
801
01:01:15,256 --> 01:01:17,759
On time tomorrow
or expect trouble, people. - Fuck.
802
01:01:18,593 --> 01:01:19,685
Yes.
803
01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:23,397
Danger, you spaz,
why are you brown-nosing him?
804
01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:26,567
Did he call my father or yours?
- Who gives a fuck.
805
01:01:27,185 --> 01:01:29,938
Look at you, embarrassing.
- Shut up.
806
01:01:30,479 --> 01:01:32,777
What is this anyway?
Not his shit, I hope.
807
01:01:36,319 --> 01:01:38,947
Punctually tomorrow, people?
808
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:51,751
This plant drives me crazy.
809
01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:55,384
Oh, Mr. Miller, hang on.
810
01:01:56,047 --> 01:01:58,470
The learning assessment
for class 10b is in.
811
01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:00,635
The results were as expected.
812
01:02:01,469 --> 01:02:03,813
The class is an intellectual vacuum.
813
01:02:04,513 --> 01:02:06,515
Don't be gentle in breaking it to them.
814
01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:09,398
This is their last chance
to get it together.
815
01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:12,320
God, is she dumb.
816
01:02:16,859 --> 01:02:18,532
Ms. Gerster?
- Yes?
817
01:02:19,111 --> 01:02:21,705
Where are the forms for study trips?
- What?
818
01:02:22,448 --> 01:02:25,372
A field outing?
- What? - A study outing?
819
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:26,748
A field trip?
820
01:02:28,162 --> 01:02:30,130
Where are we going?
- Disneyland?
821
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:32,800
Not a concentration camp again.
- Shut up.
822
01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:35,507
Chantal, you write the report.
- Nooo.
823
01:02:38,339 --> 01:02:40,137
Today we took a field trip.
824
01:02:41,676 --> 01:02:44,520
First we visited an acquaintance
of Mr. Miller's
825
01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:46,434
who is going cold turkey.
826
01:02:48,641 --> 01:02:50,018
Hey you, long time no see.
827
01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:53,984
So, people, some of you said
you wanted to become drug bosses.
828
01:02:54,313 --> 01:02:57,738
So this is what drug dependence
looks like. This is a heroin addict.
829
01:02:58,067 --> 01:02:59,660
How long were you a drug addict?
830
01:03:00,403 --> 01:03:02,906
He can't answer;
shooting up fried his brain.
831
01:03:04,073 --> 01:03:06,997
He puked the whole time
and Zeynep almost puked too.
832
01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:09,920
Who wanted to be a drug dealer?
- Not anymore, right?
833
01:03:10,454 --> 01:03:13,503
Then we went to the parents
of a friend of Mr. Miller's,
834
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:16,131
so Daniel could see
a life on welfare.
835
01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:17,503
Who's there?
836
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,172
The friend is a whore.
837
01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:22,220
Hey, Zeki, you back?
838
01:03:22,550 --> 01:03:25,144
Could we come in?
These jokers have a few questions.
839
01:03:26,887 --> 01:03:29,731
Udo, get dressed!
There are children here. Chico!
840
01:03:30,308 --> 01:03:32,686
Chantal, is that your mother?
- Are you retarded!
841
01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:36,359
Udo, how's it hanging?
842
01:03:36,731 --> 01:03:38,153
Yeah. You?
843
01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:40,860
OK.
- He sleeps a lot.
844
01:03:41,610 --> 01:03:43,237
You cuties ...
- It stinks here.
845
01:03:43,571 --> 01:03:46,541
... do something with your life.
My daughter is a prostitute
846
01:03:46,866 --> 01:03:48,288
and we're dependent on her.
847
01:03:48,617 --> 01:03:50,039
It's not nice.
848
01:03:50,453 --> 01:03:52,000
The dog's shitting - Udo!
849
01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:56,709
Who cares.
850
01:03:57,710 --> 01:04:00,008
The prostitute has a brother.
His name is Ronny.
851
01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:02,214
Ronny was sleeping
852
01:04:02,548 --> 01:04:05,347
because he drinks a lot
and he's a Nazi.
853
01:04:05,718 --> 01:04:09,814
They are up all night, so nobody
wanted Mr. Miller to wake him.
854
01:04:10,264 --> 01:04:11,686
Don't wake him up, please.
855
01:04:12,016 --> 01:04:14,690
Burak wants to avoid
first contact with a Nazi.
856
01:04:15,019 --> 01:04:17,397
Then you need
to join the theater group.
857
01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,240
Bro, say yes.
- Yeah, OK, man.
858
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,277
Leave his damn nipple alone.
859
01:04:22,610 --> 01:04:25,830
It was very interesting.
Mr. Miller has weird friends.
860
01:04:26,155 --> 01:04:27,623
Afterwards, we all got kebabs.
861
01:04:27,948 --> 01:04:30,167
It was better than a museum
with Mr. Gundlach.
862
01:04:30,493 --> 01:04:32,746
That was just
a bunch of stuffed animals.
863
01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:36,461
It's red.
864
01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:39,044
They haven't learned
the colors yet. - Asshole.
865
01:04:39,418 --> 01:04:41,716
Asshole.
866
01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:44,048
So think about
what you want to become.
867
01:04:44,382 --> 01:04:46,259
Come up with your own homework.
868
01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:49,136
Give me one.
869
01:04:52,390 --> 01:04:53,607
Oh come on, Mr. Miller.
870
01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:56,277
Smoking sucks.
- Nuts.
871
01:04:58,104 --> 01:05:00,027
About the test you took recently.
872
01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:02,316
You were the best.
873
01:05:02,817 --> 01:05:04,740
You might even skip a grade.
874
01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:07,989
But I got a terrible grade,
Mr. Miller.
875
01:05:08,322 --> 01:05:11,121
Because you're under-challenged.
Talented people often are.
876
01:05:11,534 --> 01:05:15,835
As of now, you'll be challenged.
Could be you even graduate at 17.
877
01:05:16,163 --> 01:05:17,335
Oh, my god.
878
01:05:17,706 --> 01:05:20,209
But don't let yourself
be dragged down by others
879
01:05:20,543 --> 01:05:21,590
and apply yourself.
880
01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:23,466
Does he mean me?
- No.
881
01:05:23,796 --> 01:05:27,471
Mr. Miller, really? You're not joking?
Look, I'm trembling.
882
01:05:27,842 --> 01:05:29,014
I'm excited myself.
883
01:05:29,385 --> 01:05:31,604
You only see
somebody like you every 10 years.
884
01:05:31,971 --> 01:05:35,396
My god.
I don't have to be a check-out girl.
885
01:05:36,892 --> 01:05:40,146
Who are they? - The vocationals
are ripping off the disabled kids.
886
01:05:40,563 --> 01:05:42,565
They don't look more disabled than you.
887
01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,866
Whatever. Nerds, science fair types.
888
01:05:47,069 --> 01:05:49,413
Go help them.
- Why?
889
01:05:49,989 --> 01:05:51,741
Because you'll be a nerd soon.
890
01:05:52,074 --> 01:05:54,247
Because they're the only men
who'll like you,
891
01:05:54,577 --> 01:05:57,877
a chem student in a lab coat
with liverwurst stains and greasy hair.
892
01:05:58,205 --> 01:06:00,207
I swear, Mr. Miller,
you're killing me.
893
01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,209
OK, let's kick ass.
894
01:06:03,002 --> 01:06:05,721
Chantal,
not in the mood for a fight
895
01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:08,382
Leave them alone.
896
01:06:08,716 --> 01:06:12,346
You think you're better than us? - They
go to my school. Leave them alone ...
897
01:06:13,304 --> 01:06:14,396
Let go!
898
01:06:15,723 --> 01:06:18,522
She's got a knife! - Scared?
899
01:06:21,729 --> 01:06:23,481
Let go, you!
- Piss off, man!
900
01:06:24,356 --> 01:06:27,280
Touch them again and I'll cut off
your extensions, you cunt.
901
01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:30,033
No! They were expensive.
- Then piss off.
902
01:06:30,696 --> 01:06:32,039
You too, outta here!
903
01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:33,657
Not bad.
904
01:06:34,909 --> 01:06:36,126
Check!
905
01:06:37,286 --> 01:06:39,789
Hey nerds.
Say thank you.
906
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,213
The federation guarantees
eternal gratitude.
907
01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:46,011
Yeah, no prob. I'm smart too, I get it.
908
01:06:46,337 --> 01:06:47,930
You're in science club, right?
909
01:06:49,006 --> 01:06:50,053
Positive.
910
01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:53,352
So maybe I could come see sometime?
911
01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:57,898
Because in class I'm .. could be
that I'm not challenged enough.
912
01:07:04,063 --> 01:07:06,282
What're they talking about?
- How would I know.
913
01:07:06,607 --> 01:07:08,029
I don't want to be that ugly.
914
01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:14,331
OK. But you have to wear
anti-static clothing.
915
01:07:15,115 --> 01:07:16,116
OK.
916
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:19,457
What's that? What does he mean?
917
01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:25,714
This isn't the test I gave you.
918
01:07:26,335 --> 01:07:27,587
I added a question.
919
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,890
In the first person, tell us
how a dinosaur feels when he sees
920
01:07:31,215 --> 01:07:32,888
the electric fence is off.
921
01:07:37,263 --> 01:07:41,234
There were only goats today again.
I don't even like goats.
922
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,945
I wonder what's
outside the fence. I hear it's freedom,
923
01:07:45,437 --> 01:07:47,314
but to get it, you have to die.
924
01:07:47,773 --> 01:07:50,697
I decided to try
and touched the fence carefully.
925
01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:52,194
It was weird.
926
01:07:52,528 --> 01:07:55,498
It didn't hurt. For the first time,
I had something like hope.
927
01:07:58,409 --> 01:08:00,662
That was beautiful.
What did you do with them?
928
01:08:01,495 --> 01:08:02,542
Just talked.
929
01:08:07,585 --> 01:08:09,303
Friday is environment & nature day.
930
01:08:09,628 --> 01:08:11,801
You could take the class
to an organic farm.
931
01:08:12,131 --> 01:08:13,849
I've always wanted to go there.
932
01:08:18,178 --> 01:08:19,475
I could come along.
933
01:08:20,055 --> 01:08:22,023
Romeo, doff thy name,
934
01:08:22,349 --> 01:08:25,649
And for that name which is
no part of thee take all myself.
935
01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:28,648
Why is Daniel trying out for Romeo?
936
01:08:28,981 --> 01:08:32,576
The other parts are shit. Go on.
- But I ... - Yeah, yeah. Enough.
937
01:08:34,862 --> 01:08:38,241
I take thee at thy word. Call me
but love, and I'll be new baptized;
938
01:08:38,574 --> 01:08:41,999
Henceforth I never will be Romeo.
- Why is he yelling like that?
939
01:08:42,328 --> 01:08:45,081
He's a little aggressive.
- ... So stumblest on my counsel?
940
01:08:45,414 --> 01:08:47,542
By a name I know not
how to tell thee who I am:
941
01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:50,552
My name, dear saint,
is hateful to myself,
942
01:08:50,878 --> 01:08:53,381
Because it is an enemy to thee;
943
01:08:53,714 --> 01:08:56,263
Had I it written,
I would tear the word.
944
01:08:57,134 --> 01:08:59,933
My ears have not yet ...
- That's it, I can't take it.
945
01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:03,353
The balcony scene's next.
- So what? The stage is total shit.
946
01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:07,186
It looks like that TV channel
you only land on by mistake.
947
01:09:08,771 --> 01:09:11,320
The one where they speak French.
- Do you mean PBS?
948
01:09:11,649 --> 01:09:13,492
Yeah, exactly.
Nobody understands it.
949
01:09:13,859 --> 01:09:16,487
What's the deal
with the stilted language?
950
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,288
My god, it's Shakespeare.
951
01:09:18,947 --> 01:09:21,166
Who's been dead for,
like, 4000 years.
952
01:09:21,492 --> 01:09:23,790
Why isn't it translated
into normal German.
953
01:09:24,119 --> 01:09:26,042
If I were you,
I'd be embarrassed.
954
01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:27,835
I already want my money back.
955
01:09:28,165 --> 01:09:31,385
Gundlach is clueless. You'll never win
the teenie Oscars with that.
956
01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:34,884
I won't listen to this.
I've done this for 24 years,
957
01:09:35,214 --> 01:09:38,218
since the fall of communism,
and it was always well received.
958
01:09:38,592 --> 01:09:39,718
In a rest home, maybe.
959
01:09:40,427 --> 01:09:42,976
Listen here. You do it then.
960
01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:45,649
Please, you take over directing.
961
01:09:46,016 --> 01:09:48,064
Arrivederci, Verona!
962
01:09:48,394 --> 01:09:50,317
My colleague ...
- No, I'm going.
963
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:52,823
Can I go too?
- No!
964
01:09:55,067 --> 01:09:56,614
So who's taking over drama club?
965
01:10:02,282 --> 01:10:04,535
What's it about?
I only saw the porn version.
966
01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:06,996
Do they get each other?
- They die.
967
01:10:07,454 --> 01:10:08,501
At least that.
968
01:10:09,123 --> 01:10:10,340
Who are you playing?
969
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:11,838
The nurse.
970
01:10:12,710 --> 01:10:15,714
What's that, an animal?
- It's a great role.
971
01:10:17,673 --> 01:10:20,267
Daniel, say that the way
you'd say it.
972
01:10:21,468 --> 01:10:23,345
Julia, you cunt, let's fuck.
973
01:10:23,679 --> 01:10:26,979
Show me your tits, pronto.
- We'll re-write it. It'll be cool.
974
01:10:33,689 --> 01:10:34,941
Close.
975
01:11:16,815 --> 01:11:19,989
Sarafina, be careful.
You'll fall again.
976
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,237
The teacher ratings are online.
977
01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:24,908
And we are VERY interested in that.
978
01:11:27,367 --> 01:11:31,292
My dears, the teacher ratings
have been posted. Online!
979
01:11:32,164 --> 01:11:33,336
Breathe deep.
980
01:11:35,626 --> 01:11:37,094
Hottest teacher -
981
01:11:38,796 --> 01:11:39,888
me.
982
01:11:40,839 --> 01:11:43,137
Yes. Ms. Gerster.
- Yes?
983
01:11:43,634 --> 01:11:45,181
You are the biggest nightmare.
984
01:11:45,636 --> 01:11:48,264
I said I'd get the title back -
Alrun.
985
01:11:48,806 --> 01:11:49,978
Who's coolest teacher?
986
01:11:51,558 --> 01:11:52,650
Mr. Miller.
987
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,363
And, who's the sweetest teacher?
988
01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:00,154
Mr. Miller ...
989
01:12:02,444 --> 01:12:03,787
and among the women.
990
01:12:05,697 --> 01:12:07,950
Oh, Me. Hey there, surprise!
991
01:12:09,076 --> 01:12:11,170
Congratulations.
- We'll drink to that, eh?
992
01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:14,669
No, I need to go get
the overhead projector.
993
01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:16,045
Go ahead.
994
01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:18,923
So, I said ...
995
01:12:23,882 --> 01:12:26,601
You're not seriously crying
over no student ranking?
996
01:12:26,927 --> 01:12:28,224
A student RATING.
997
01:12:29,429 --> 01:12:32,683
I'll never be voted most anything.
I've never been anything,
998
01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:37,066
most beloved teacher, prettiest teacher,
teacher with the nicest smile, nothing.
999
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:40,904
I've never even been
strictest teacher or meanest teacher.
1000
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:42,492
I'm just air.
1001
01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:49,291
Who gives a shit if they like you.
- It matters.
1002
01:12:49,658 --> 01:12:53,208
It's a compliment, the only review
of us. The only one that counts.
1003
01:12:53,537 --> 01:12:55,255
What the students think counts.
1004
01:12:57,082 --> 01:12:59,801
They think you're funny, that's why.
- You mean witty?
1005
01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:01,712
There's no category for that.
1006
01:13:02,379 --> 01:13:03,676
Couldn't you talk to them?
1007
01:13:04,006 --> 01:13:05,974
Gerster is making me
test the b class,
1008
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:08,302
because so many of mine have mumps.
1009
01:13:08,844 --> 01:13:10,061
They're going to ...
1010
01:13:10,888 --> 01:13:11,889
... to whack me.
1011
01:13:12,431 --> 01:13:15,355
It'll all be deducted from
my final grade, if I mess it up.
1012
01:13:15,726 --> 01:13:16,898
I could blackmail them.
1013
01:13:17,227 --> 01:13:21,073
No! I want them to respect me.
By choice.
1014
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,566
Nobody says whack.
1015
01:13:28,614 --> 01:13:29,866
But YOLO is OK, right?
1016
01:13:32,701 --> 01:13:35,250
Ms. Schnabelstedt wants to
do a wholetrain with you.
1017
01:13:36,246 --> 01:13:37,543
What does wholetrain mean?
1018
01:13:37,873 --> 01:13:39,341
We spray the entire train.
1019
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:41,714
The entire train? What about the law?
1020
01:13:42,044 --> 01:13:43,637
That's exactly why it's cool.
1021
01:13:43,962 --> 01:13:45,885
The beautiful train, it's brand new.
1022
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,723
Excuse me, we have class here now.
1023
01:13:51,762 --> 01:13:53,856
This is our train.
We could call the police,
1024
01:13:54,181 --> 01:13:56,058
or you could just move over one track.
1025
01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:59,440
I need to finish here on time.
I'm not here for fun.
1026
01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:05,199
See.
1027
01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:28,302
Danger, come here. Not bad.
1028
01:14:29,841 --> 01:14:32,390
Totally PHAT, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
Totally Instagram.
1029
01:14:33,637 --> 01:14:34,684
Thanks.
1030
01:14:36,306 --> 01:14:40,436
So, shall we look at your work
and critique it together?
1031
01:14:41,853 --> 01:14:43,150
Swag, eh?
1032
01:14:44,231 --> 01:14:45,904
Swag-etti yolognese, Burak.
1033
01:14:50,529 --> 01:14:52,873
Good thing
you're not in my English class.
1034
01:14:54,366 --> 01:14:56,164
How would you grade it, Burak?
1035
01:14:56,535 --> 01:14:58,754
Hey, an A, of course.
- Dunno about that.
1036
01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:01,548
Shit. Cops. Scramble.
- Police! Halt!
1037
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,174
Come on.
1038
01:15:24,396 --> 01:15:25,522
OK.
1039
01:15:31,278 --> 01:15:34,157
That's not the first time
you've run from the police, is it?
1040
01:15:36,324 --> 01:15:37,701
I stole a CD once.
1041
01:15:44,416 --> 01:15:46,635
That's special waste.
For a recycling station.
1042
01:15:47,919 --> 01:15:50,468
What about some thanks
for polishing your image?
1043
01:15:55,093 --> 01:15:56,936
I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller.
1044
01:15:57,304 --> 01:15:59,102
I almost saw teacher sex.
1045
01:16:06,646 --> 01:16:08,273
Hey there.
1046
01:16:09,149 --> 01:16:11,652
Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
teachers' test today, eh?
1047
01:16:12,861 --> 01:16:14,113
Yeah, exactly, Burak.
1048
01:16:15,655 --> 01:16:16,747
Cool.
1049
01:16:17,074 --> 01:16:19,543
Good morning.
1050
01:16:19,868 --> 01:16:23,293
I brought 2 pictures and I'd like
to discuss them in the context
1051
01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:25,215
of Schiller's "The Robbers".
1052
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:28,589
Can I turn on the projector first?
1053
01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:07,048
Thank you, class.
1054
01:17:09,334 --> 01:17:11,132
Not bad, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Not bad.
1055
01:17:11,753 --> 01:17:14,757
It seems you do have some ability
to assert yourself.
1056
01:17:15,132 --> 01:17:16,725
I'm glad. Good.
1057
01:17:17,259 --> 01:17:18,511
Thank you.
1058
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:23,523
And why were you so nice?
1059
01:17:23,849 --> 01:17:26,318
Because you and Mr. Miller
are so sweet together.
1060
01:17:26,643 --> 01:17:29,772
If you hooked up it would be so hot.
- Not everything is hot.
1061
01:17:30,105 --> 01:17:31,652
You're so much prettier lately.
1062
01:17:32,232 --> 01:17:35,486
You wear your hair loose and ...
yeah, beautiful.
1063
01:17:37,863 --> 01:17:42,289
Thank god private life and civility
aren't AP subjects. Now go exercise.
1064
01:17:44,619 --> 01:17:47,873
Chantal, don't light up inside.
- Yeah, OK.
1065
01:17:53,545 --> 01:17:55,889
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
He's shooting the animals.
1066
01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:59,889
No, they're sex hormones. It's always
hard to get Llamas in mating mood.
1067
01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:01,811
It's too cold for them here.
1068
01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:06,771
I thought this was an organic farm.
I don't quite get the organic aspect.
1069
01:18:07,559 --> 01:18:11,189
OK, kids, let's move on to the rabbits
so you can sketch them.
1070
01:18:13,064 --> 01:18:16,034
This is disgusting. - Let's zap
Chantal with it. - Cool.
1071
01:18:22,657 --> 01:18:23,704
Hey, Chantal.
1072
01:18:24,117 --> 01:18:26,040
No, stop, you spaz! No!
1073
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:35,800
Was that in your ass? - I was trying
to hit Chantal, I swear.
1074
01:18:37,422 --> 01:18:38,514
Zeki, where are you?
1075
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,844
First, it's outrageous
that you left me alone with your class.
1076
01:18:42,177 --> 01:18:44,100
And second, I've been shot with ...
1077
01:18:44,429 --> 01:18:47,057
... ungulate.
- ... ungulate sex hormones
1078
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:50,690
and I would like to see a doctor.
1079
01:18:51,019 --> 01:18:54,489
I don't think much will happen.
In Asia it's a recreational stimulant.
1080
01:18:54,814 --> 01:18:56,862
In Pandora, eh?
- Oh, god.
1081
01:18:57,192 --> 01:18:59,286
Pandora? What are you talking about?
1082
01:18:59,653 --> 01:19:01,280
Pandora is in Asia.
1083
01:19:01,613 --> 01:19:03,456
Pandora doesn't exist in real life.
1084
01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:05,250
So why was it in 3D?
1085
01:19:05,992 --> 01:19:08,245
I'm so hot. I'm so hot.
1086
01:19:08,787 --> 01:19:10,380
I'm so thirsty.
1087
01:19:16,503 --> 01:19:19,973
What's happening to her? - I'm
the hottest teacher in the world.
1088
01:19:22,342 --> 01:19:25,312
I hope I don't grow fur.
1089
01:19:26,513 --> 01:19:31,064
I couldn't stand having to shave
every day, everywhere.
1090
01:19:31,393 --> 01:19:32,895
My back ...
1091
01:19:34,521 --> 01:19:36,364
and my bottom ...
1092
01:19:37,148 --> 01:19:38,320
Chill out, bro.
1093
01:19:44,114 --> 01:19:45,616
Sleep, sleep, sleep ...
1094
01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:52,751
Lisi, the dog was just playing
in a shit pile.
1095
01:19:53,081 --> 01:19:54,128
What are you doing?!
1096
01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:57,794
Sweetie, let me sleep a little.
1097
01:19:58,128 --> 01:19:59,425
Zeki will play with you.
1098
01:20:01,089 --> 01:20:03,717
Child services is coming today,
about my guardianship.
1099
01:20:04,634 --> 01:20:05,886
Doesn't matter.
1100
01:20:08,054 --> 01:20:10,557
Dostoyevsky, let me in there.
1101
01:20:10,890 --> 01:20:12,142
They're already on alert,
1102
01:20:12,517 --> 01:20:15,191
because she was treated
for depression as a teenager.
1103
01:20:15,562 --> 01:20:17,564
Oh, yeah, I was very sad.
1104
01:20:18,565 --> 01:20:21,114
Teenagers are always sad,
1105
01:20:21,526 --> 01:20:23,904
because nobody likes them.
1106
01:20:24,904 --> 01:20:26,906
Have you lost your marbles?
1107
01:20:27,907 --> 01:20:29,580
Thirsty.
- Hey!
1108
01:20:30,035 --> 01:20:33,335
Thanks a lot.
Now I'm going to end up in a home.
1109
01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,167
Good night!
1110
01:20:49,512 --> 01:20:51,685
Mr. Miller, my dear god!
1111
01:20:52,474 --> 01:20:54,147
One more won't hurt. Call me Zeki.
1112
01:20:55,060 --> 01:20:56,107
I'm Isolde.
1113
01:20:56,811 --> 01:20:58,813
What a lovely name - I mean yours.
1114
01:20:59,189 --> 01:21:00,532
Are you from the Mideast?
1115
01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:02,617
Yes, but no fear. I won't shoot.
1116
01:21:06,446 --> 01:21:09,245
Hello.
- Ms. Schnabelstedt!
1117
01:21:10,450 --> 01:21:14,296
Your boyfriend just told me
you were hit by a car. Now sit down.
1118
01:21:15,163 --> 01:21:16,380
Are you feeling better?
1119
01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,676
Yes, I really wanted to ...
1120
01:21:20,001 --> 01:21:22,424
So, who'd like a piece of cake?
1121
01:21:22,754 --> 01:21:25,348
Now, you are ...
You didn't mention
1122
01:21:25,673 --> 01:21:27,550
you were in a relationship.
1123
01:21:27,967 --> 01:21:29,093
I was doubtful,
1124
01:21:29,427 --> 01:21:31,805
you as sole guardian
for such a young child.
1125
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:36,184
And you so young yourself.
But your parents would be very proud
1126
01:21:36,518 --> 01:21:40,648
if they could see what a wonderful
environment you've created here.
1127
01:21:40,980 --> 01:21:43,483
Yes, we get along so well.
1128
01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:47,407
Mr. Miller, no more cream.
Oh, my god.
1129
01:21:47,821 --> 01:21:48,913
My figure!
1130
01:21:49,447 --> 01:21:52,417
If anyone can handle it,
you can Ms. Sieberts.
1131
01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:55,586
But we were
on a first name basis, Zeki.
1132
01:21:56,329 --> 01:21:57,330
Of course.
1133
01:21:57,664 --> 01:22:00,793
Now you two lovebirds must tell me
how long you've been together.
1134
01:22:01,459 --> 01:22:02,506
Well ...
1135
01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:04,554
Almost a year.
1136
01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,096
We met online.
1137
01:22:06,631 --> 01:22:08,508
Then I quickly
applied at her school,
1138
01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,390
so we could spend
more time together.
1139
01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:15,598
I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
1140
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:17,980
I am totally charmed
by your partner.
1141
01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:20,778
Plus, he's an educator.
1142
01:22:21,729 --> 01:22:23,356
I really can't complain.
1143
01:22:24,107 --> 01:22:25,404
Jackpot!
1144
01:22:25,859 --> 01:22:28,157
You could even adopt a few more kids!
1145
01:22:28,486 --> 01:22:30,079
Bye-bye, Isolde!
- Bye-bye!
1146
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:49,098
I assume you want something?
1147
01:22:50,175 --> 01:22:51,301
Forget it.
1148
01:22:52,677 --> 01:22:53,929
So why did you do it?
1149
01:22:59,893 --> 01:23:01,816
Because I know how it feels
to be alone.
1150
01:23:09,736 --> 01:23:10,908
Thank you.
1151
01:23:11,529 --> 01:23:12,872
Still high on llama?
1152
01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:16,625
No, on substitute teacher.
1153
01:23:21,456 --> 01:23:23,424
Man, you know I'm leaving soon!
1154
01:23:36,179 --> 01:23:38,056
You have reached your destination.
1155
01:23:39,849 --> 01:23:41,351
Yeah, where, you bitch?
1156
01:25:39,594 --> 01:25:43,144
1800, 1900, 2000.
1157
01:25:43,473 --> 01:25:44,850
And 50 for the glass table.
1158
01:25:48,019 --> 01:25:49,817
Here. Your new tits.
1159
01:25:51,147 --> 01:25:52,524
Really? Sweet!
1160
01:25:54,901 --> 01:25:57,575
I'll miss you.
- No South America. I can't leave.
1161
01:25:57,987 --> 01:25:59,113
But not on my account?
1162
01:25:59,989 --> 01:26:02,162
We've been friends too long.
It'd never work.
1163
01:26:02,742 --> 01:26:05,211
Because of the ... the kids, man.
1164
01:26:06,162 --> 01:26:07,379
I'm all they've got.
1165
01:26:09,165 --> 01:26:11,167
I didn't know they were all orphans.
1166
01:26:12,293 --> 01:26:14,466
Seriously.
They're completely fixated on me.
1167
01:26:14,962 --> 01:26:17,715
Like little chicks that can only see
their mother's ass
1168
01:26:18,049 --> 01:26:19,517
and follow it everywhere.
1169
01:26:19,884 --> 01:26:21,136
And you're that ass.
1170
01:26:21,636 --> 01:26:24,105
Yeah, exactly.
- An ass with a heart
1171
01:26:26,432 --> 01:26:27,775
Shut it and give me a beer.
1172
01:26:28,101 --> 01:26:30,854
I have to finish "Robbers".
I need to look every word up.
1173
01:26:31,437 --> 01:26:32,563
Is it in English?
1174
01:26:33,523 --> 01:26:34,775
No, German.
1175
01:26:37,443 --> 01:26:38,569
Don't know it, eh?
1176
01:26:49,205 --> 01:26:51,253
So Moor or Spiegelberg?
1177
01:26:51,582 --> 01:26:54,210
Who has a better chance
at middle-class life?
1178
01:26:54,544 --> 01:26:56,342
Karl.
Spiegelberg is completely evil.
1179
01:26:56,671 --> 01:26:58,514
He's already done
too many bad things.
1180
01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:00,599
Karl doesn't want to be evil.
1181
01:27:02,927 --> 01:27:04,725
My god, was that right, Mr. Miller?
1182
01:27:26,075 --> 01:27:27,577
Where is my push-up bra?
1183
01:27:27,910 --> 01:27:31,631
What for? You'll look like a whore
if you squish up your mini-boobs.
1184
01:27:32,081 --> 01:27:33,799
I want my push-up bra!
1185
01:27:34,417 --> 01:27:35,634
Maike!
1186
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:38,213
The nurse is such a great part.
And so complex.
1187
01:27:38,546 --> 01:27:39,798
Mr. Miller!
1188
01:27:40,548 --> 01:27:43,051
Are you going to grease me up?
- Are you nuts?
1189
01:27:43,634 --> 01:27:45,932
There, ask ... Laura.
1190
01:27:46,262 --> 01:27:47,605
Greta?
- What?
1191
01:27:48,890 --> 01:27:52,440
That was fast. - Listen, I did Romeo
and Juliet once too - the friar.
1192
01:27:53,060 --> 01:27:56,189
It was a little strange at first,
since it was a male role,
1193
01:27:56,522 --> 01:27:58,149
but at some point it's really ...
1194
01:27:59,567 --> 01:28:01,695
Mr. Miller said
you should put my cream on.
1195
01:28:02,737 --> 01:28:03,738
OK.
1196
01:28:09,535 --> 01:28:11,333
I'll just go take my seat.
1197
01:28:13,706 --> 01:28:15,003
You can use more.
1198
01:28:15,666 --> 01:28:18,215
Yeah, you need a lot.
1199
01:28:19,420 --> 01:28:21,388
Yeah, I tried
a new anabolic steroid.
1200
01:28:22,048 --> 01:28:23,766
That's totally unhealthy, you know?
1201
01:28:24,634 --> 01:28:27,888
Really? I've always done it.
Since I was 11.
1202
01:28:28,221 --> 01:28:30,349
Laura, come here please. Now.
1203
01:28:32,183 --> 01:28:34,686
Listen, Schnabelstedt.
Danger is mine.
1204
01:28:35,019 --> 01:28:36,487
He's Romeo and I'm Juliet.
1205
01:28:36,896 --> 01:28:39,445
So stay in the background
or I'll do you in.
1206
01:28:40,066 --> 01:28:41,909
Daniel? could we warm up?
1207
01:28:43,277 --> 01:28:44,574
Go get my energy drink.
1208
01:28:48,115 --> 01:28:49,992
No, Romeo, I told you.
1209
01:28:50,326 --> 01:28:52,704
I'm not a one night stand slut.
- Let me do it.
1210
01:28:59,252 --> 01:29:00,344
Here's your drink.
1211
01:29:03,172 --> 01:29:06,767
Attention, next up are the Leibnitz
School and the Goethe School.
1212
01:29:07,093 --> 01:29:08,811
Children, please get ready.
1213
01:29:15,017 --> 01:29:17,270
I'm nauseous.
- You know Greta's part, right?
1214
01:29:17,603 --> 01:29:19,822
I think so, but ...
- But I'm ...
1215
01:29:24,944 --> 01:29:28,949
Julia. - You'll puke up the whole stage.
I want to win. You go change.
1216
01:29:29,407 --> 01:29:30,750
Shit group.
1217
01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:34,253
But no tongue kissing, right?
1218
01:29:37,582 --> 01:29:38,754
Use your tongue.
1219
01:29:48,342 --> 01:29:49,264
Julia?
1220
01:29:50,386 --> 01:29:51,888
Yeah, what is it?
1221
01:29:52,263 --> 01:29:53,765
Come down, let's chill.
1222
01:29:55,224 --> 01:29:57,101
I can't. I'm grounded.
1223
01:29:57,476 --> 01:29:58,728
That blows.
1224
01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:04,943
She's playing Juliet.
A Schnabelstedt has never done that.
1225
01:30:05,943 --> 01:30:07,286
Whoa, is she dead?
1226
01:30:07,778 --> 01:30:09,746
Why did you overdose?
1227
01:30:10,156 --> 01:30:11,954
Let there be coke left on your lips!
1228
01:30:16,913 --> 01:30:18,039
Don't laugh.
1229
01:30:21,042 --> 01:30:23,010
Then I want to die too!
1230
01:30:38,935 --> 01:30:40,061
Romeo!
1231
01:30:41,354 --> 01:30:42,480
Frigging junkie.
1232
01:30:45,650 --> 01:30:47,323
Fuck, I thought you were dead.
1233
01:30:48,194 --> 01:30:50,196
Didn't you get my text message?
- No, man.
1234
01:30:51,322 --> 01:30:54,417
Then I ran out of credit.
- Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked.
1235
01:30:54,742 --> 01:30:57,291
If only I'd listened to you.
- Yeah, you should have.
1236
01:31:05,336 --> 01:31:07,054
I never thought you'd do it so well.
1237
01:31:07,838 --> 01:31:09,385
It's almost a little subversive.
1238
01:31:10,925 --> 01:31:14,520
And second prize goes to
the drama club of the Goethe School.
1239
01:31:14,845 --> 01:31:16,313
Congratulations.
1240
01:31:24,105 --> 01:31:28,076
Good morning, Ms. Gerster.
- Good mor... thanks, that's fine.
1241
01:31:28,734 --> 01:31:30,862
Our first science fair
showcase in 4 years.
1242
01:31:31,195 --> 01:31:32,572
Since the dog-shit volcano.
1243
01:31:32,989 --> 01:31:34,491
What else are they submitting?
1244
01:31:35,324 --> 01:31:36,416
The robot.
1245
01:31:37,868 --> 01:31:41,088
The teacher can communicate
with the whole class with the camera.
1246
01:31:41,622 --> 01:31:45,593
You shitheads need to start
doing your homework.
1247
01:31:47,128 --> 01:31:49,256
I used Mr. Miller
for the sample sentences.
1248
01:31:50,131 --> 01:31:52,759
Ms. Gerster, now you have to try
the mascara gun.
1249
01:31:54,260 --> 01:31:55,307
Is that OK?
1250
01:31:58,014 --> 01:31:59,391
I made it all by myself.
1251
01:32:01,726 --> 01:32:03,854
Good, great.
Thanks Chantal. That's enough.
1252
01:32:04,186 --> 01:32:05,529
Yes?
- Thanks, yes! Great!
1253
01:32:09,984 --> 01:32:12,362
Sweet, Ms. Gerster.
Total smoky eyes.
1254
01:32:13,404 --> 01:32:14,781
Mr. Miller, we need to talk.
1255
01:32:15,448 --> 01:32:17,200
You're contract's up, you know that?
1256
01:32:17,825 --> 01:32:18,872
Yes, I know.
1257
01:32:19,285 --> 01:32:22,505
Good. I suspect
you're not a bad thing for this school.
1258
01:32:23,330 --> 01:32:24,456
Think about it.
1259
01:32:24,999 --> 01:32:27,252
I could get rid of
Ms. Schnabelstedt instead.
1260
01:32:29,128 --> 01:32:31,802
Don't worry.
Always need a few eager beavers.
1261
01:32:32,882 --> 01:32:34,509
Take this off, please, Chantal.
1262
01:32:37,303 --> 01:32:40,307
I don't know. It was only meant
to be temporary. - Good.
1263
01:32:40,639 --> 01:32:41,811
Your choice.
1264
01:32:42,141 --> 01:32:43,984
Thank you, children. You did well.
1265
01:32:49,523 --> 01:32:53,244
OK, inventions in the car.
We'll head to the fair after school.
1266
01:32:56,822 --> 01:32:57,994
Bye, Mr. Miller.
1267
01:33:10,002 --> 01:33:11,049
Very nice.
1268
01:33:21,806 --> 01:33:23,058
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1269
01:33:24,100 --> 01:33:25,602
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1270
01:33:27,228 --> 01:33:29,606
Damn it, help me.
1271
01:33:30,231 --> 01:33:31,574
Go change please.
1272
01:33:36,904 --> 01:33:38,451
Did you hurt yourself? - No.
1273
01:33:39,323 --> 01:33:41,075
OK. You go change too.
1274
01:33:57,299 --> 01:33:58,471
Hello?
1275
01:33:59,927 --> 01:34:01,975
Where are you?
I said be here at midnight.
1276
01:34:02,304 --> 01:34:04,978
Sorry, I overslept.
- Man, buy an alarm clock.
1277
01:34:05,307 --> 01:34:07,730
I need to fill the hole
by the end of the week.
1278
01:34:08,644 --> 01:34:10,567
Shit. I've got class in a minute.
1279
01:34:10,938 --> 01:34:12,315
I have class.
1280
01:34:12,648 --> 01:34:15,242
Your camouflage is getting
slightly schizo.
1281
01:34:16,110 --> 01:34:17,487
I might have a job here.
1282
01:34:18,070 --> 01:34:19,572
Zeki, come on. Forget it.
1283
01:34:19,905 --> 01:34:22,909
Let's take your money and go away,
do some coke and party.
1284
01:34:23,576 --> 01:34:26,079
That's not me anymore.
And I don't want to be that.
1285
01:34:26,412 --> 01:34:29,336
Come help me tonight.
- What do I wear in a boiler room?
1286
01:34:30,207 --> 01:34:32,505
If the bookworm finds out
I'm a bank robber,
1287
01:34:32,835 --> 01:34:33,961
I'm screwed.
1288
01:34:37,715 --> 01:34:38,841
I don't even own flats.
1289
01:34:39,717 --> 01:34:41,014
What are you doing here?
1290
01:34:43,470 --> 01:34:45,689
Zeki?
- Wait a sec. Listen to me.
1291
01:34:46,015 --> 01:34:47,767
Unbelievable. Did you dig this?
1292
01:34:48,976 --> 01:34:51,570
Don't get hysterical.
- Why did you dig a tunnel?
1293
01:34:52,188 --> 01:34:54,737
I was looking for my cash,
buried under the gym.
1294
01:34:55,065 --> 01:34:56,157
You're a criminal.
1295
01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,656
Were you in prison? Did you escape?
1296
01:34:58,986 --> 01:35:03,287
I did my 13 months. I don't even want
the money anymo... - 13 months!?
1297
01:35:04,783 --> 01:35:06,706
Just wait please.
1298
01:35:11,332 --> 01:35:12,333
Bro, she's fast.
1299
01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,388
I like teaching.
- You're insane.
1300
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,679
Why? Our play almost won,
and we might win the science fair.
1301
01:35:25,012 --> 01:35:26,264
Don't touch me.
1302
01:35:27,014 --> 01:35:28,891
Is that why you pretended
to like me?
1303
01:35:30,059 --> 01:35:31,231
Was I a good cover?
1304
01:35:32,102 --> 01:35:34,480
Only at the beginning.
I wanted to tell you.
1305
01:35:34,855 --> 01:35:36,152
But I was afrai...
1306
01:35:37,191 --> 01:35:39,910
Now fuck off.
Or I swear I'll call the police.
1307
01:36:26,031 --> 01:36:28,409
Your parents will pay forever.
1308
01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:30,536
Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment?
1309
01:36:30,869 --> 01:36:33,668
About the gym, I'm assuming.
- No, we've cleared that up.
1310
01:36:34,206 --> 01:36:37,005
We dug a tunnel
to look for Nazi treasure.
1311
01:36:37,543 --> 01:36:38,920
Excuse me?
1312
01:36:39,878 --> 01:36:41,471
We're really sorry.
1313
01:36:41,797 --> 01:36:45,142
Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call
our parents. - Expensive!
1314
01:36:45,467 --> 01:36:48,095
When is Mr. Miller coming back?
- He's not coming back.
1315
01:36:48,429 --> 01:36:51,148
So the test is off?
- No, of course it's not.
1316
01:36:51,473 --> 01:36:53,851
Hop hop, to class.
Chantal, Daniel, go!
1317
01:36:54,435 --> 01:36:55,436
You take it.
1318
01:37:01,358 --> 01:37:04,578
Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
tell him to come back.
1319
01:37:05,029 --> 01:37:09,205
No. He lied. He used me.
And he put your future at risk.
1320
01:37:09,533 --> 01:37:12,537
You'll all fail because of him.
What makes him so great?
1321
01:37:14,455 --> 01:37:15,502
He understood us.
1322
01:37:15,831 --> 01:37:17,879
Plus he is totally sweet.
1323
01:37:20,294 --> 01:37:21,295
Chantal, really.
1324
01:37:22,046 --> 01:37:24,094
This test is your last chance.
1325
01:37:24,423 --> 01:37:26,175
OK, man. Don't get worked up.
1326
01:37:27,885 --> 01:37:31,014
What are you doing?
- Our motivation pictures, man.
1327
01:37:34,433 --> 01:37:35,730
What's it supposed to be.
1328
01:37:36,060 --> 01:37:40,190
Yeah, the reason we want to improve.
Or people we want to make proud.
1329
01:37:40,564 --> 01:37:43,238
Mr. Miller taught us to do it.
He has one too.
1330
01:37:44,443 --> 01:37:45,695
A picture of a beer can?
1331
01:37:47,112 --> 01:37:48,705
Upper right drawer.
1332
01:37:58,832 --> 01:38:00,379
WHY?
1333
01:38:01,668 --> 01:38:03,261
FOR
1334
01:38:07,299 --> 01:38:08,300
Hello.
1335
01:38:09,009 --> 01:38:11,307
This is for you.
It was in my locker.
1336
01:38:11,637 --> 01:38:13,139
Please leave my classroom.
1337
01:38:14,765 --> 01:38:17,143
I've known him for 15 years.
He's good stuff.
1338
01:38:17,601 --> 01:38:19,228
Or he'd have hooked up with me.
1339
01:38:25,192 --> 01:38:26,444
Don't you have class?
1340
01:38:27,111 --> 01:38:28,158
Yes.
1341
01:38:30,739 --> 01:38:32,616
Hi there.
- Hello.
1342
01:38:39,331 --> 01:38:41,504
I've had the money for ages,
but I stayed,
1343
01:38:41,834 --> 01:38:44,132
because of the little jerks
and because of you.
1344
01:38:44,795 --> 01:38:46,672
I wanted to start over.
New job.
1345
01:38:47,423 --> 01:38:50,802
The money is proof. Pay for the gym,
so the school doesn't go broke.
1346
01:38:51,135 --> 01:38:52,637
Keep the rest for Laura.
1347
01:38:53,095 --> 01:38:55,644
Someday she'll want to go abroad
or get new tits.
1348
01:38:56,098 --> 01:39:00,023
There's no blood on the money.
So don't flip out. I'll manage.
1349
01:39:00,436 --> 01:39:04,111
I'm not good enough for you anyway.
Don't let them fuck with you. Your Zeki.
1350
01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:06,738
He'll do a break-in
if you desert him now.
1351
01:39:07,568 --> 01:39:09,491
You made him want to change.
1352
01:39:11,321 --> 01:39:12,322
Fuck.
1353
01:39:12,656 --> 01:39:15,535
You said fuck. You have to put
1 euro in the fuck frog.
1354
01:39:20,539 --> 01:39:22,212
I'd like to cheat now.
1355
01:39:22,541 --> 01:39:25,841
No, we're not allowed.
- OK, OK. What's up with you guys?
1356
01:39:26,170 --> 01:39:29,049
Fuck yourself, I'm not here.
- Shit, his mobile's off.
1357
01:39:30,257 --> 01:39:31,634
I hope he's not screwing up.
1358
01:39:34,470 --> 01:39:38,270
What is that? - I made it for you
in the burnout clinic.
1359
01:39:39,933 --> 01:39:41,105
Is it dishwasher safe?
1360
01:39:41,727 --> 01:39:44,480
You think it's shit?
- No, it's sweet. Great.
1361
01:39:46,023 --> 01:39:47,320
When can you work again?
1362
01:39:47,649 --> 01:39:49,447
Forget it. I'm retiring.
1363
01:39:50,235 --> 01:39:53,284
I have certification
for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy.
1364
01:39:53,614 --> 01:39:55,412
Ingrid, who will take your place?
1365
01:39:55,741 --> 01:39:56,993
You've gone mad.
1366
01:39:57,326 --> 01:39:58,498
Find another chump.
1367
01:39:58,827 --> 01:40:01,376
And let's dispense
with a good-bye kiss.
1368
01:40:03,624 --> 01:40:06,548
I loaded all the pornos
onto the FTP server.
1369
01:40:07,294 --> 01:40:10,719
Sorted. By anal, oral, vaginal.
- Jerome!
1370
01:40:11,215 --> 01:40:12,808
Can you track Mr. Miller's cell?
1371
01:40:13,342 --> 01:40:16,346
Negative. But the robot's
still in his car. It has a SIM card.
1372
01:40:19,306 --> 01:40:22,526
Ms. Schnabelstedt. As I recall
you were administering a test.
1373
01:40:22,851 --> 01:40:24,945
It's an emergency.
You have to take over.
1374
01:40:25,270 --> 01:40:27,443
And I can't discuss it right now.
Jerome!
1375
01:40:33,904 --> 01:40:35,872
Class! - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
1376
01:40:37,783 --> 01:40:38,784
Sile...
1377
01:40:46,458 --> 01:40:47,505
Bro.
1378
01:40:48,669 --> 01:40:50,012
Time for a withdrawal.
1379
01:40:52,965 --> 01:40:54,137
Your piece.
1380
01:40:59,096 --> 01:41:00,222
Will it work, Jerome?
1381
01:41:05,894 --> 01:41:06,986
Zeki!
1382
01:41:08,647 --> 01:41:10,991
Excuse me!
Hush Puppies. 2 minutes.
1383
01:41:12,859 --> 01:41:16,784
OK, you had the money.
And you proved you're more than a felon.
1384
01:41:17,114 --> 01:41:18,491
What the fuck is this?
1385
01:41:18,824 --> 01:41:21,077
The gym is fucked up.
I can't come back anyway.
1386
01:41:21,410 --> 01:41:23,253
The students covered.
They love you.
1387
01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:25,422
And ...
1388
01:41:26,206 --> 01:41:27,583
so do ...
1389
01:41:29,459 --> 01:41:30,460
Zeki?
1390
01:41:30,794 --> 01:41:31,966
Do something Jerome.
1391
01:41:32,462 --> 01:41:33,679
I can try a satellite.
1392
01:41:34,006 --> 01:41:37,101
But it takes 2 days.
And I'll have the CIA on my tail.
1393
01:41:40,053 --> 01:41:41,680
HERO SECURITY
CASH TRANSPORT
1394
01:41:42,180 --> 01:41:43,432
Put the mask on.
1395
01:41:49,646 --> 01:41:50,943
Hello, Mr. Miller!
1396
01:41:53,066 --> 01:41:55,910
Who's the little motherfucker?
- Shut up. Let me handle it.
1397
01:41:57,571 --> 01:42:00,495
What're you doing here?
- We're shopping for tonight's punch.
1398
01:42:00,824 --> 01:42:03,452
Can you buy us schnapps?
- You put alcohol in it?
1399
01:42:03,785 --> 01:42:06,914
We want to get Ms. Gerster drunk
so she'll sing karaoke again.
1400
01:42:07,664 --> 01:42:11,043
I can't buy alcohol for you.
Ms. Schnabelstedt would freak out.
1401
01:42:11,376 --> 01:42:14,175
But it's the prom. Please, Mr. Miller
Just once.
1402
01:42:14,546 --> 01:42:16,514
Do something forbidden just this once.
1403
01:42:32,230 --> 01:42:33,777
Bro, what about money?
1404
01:42:34,399 --> 01:42:37,278
What about THE money?
Study the articles, you fuckwit.
1405
01:42:39,071 --> 01:42:42,621
Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year.
Since you always get the losers.
1406
01:42:43,075 --> 01:42:45,794
We'll see.
- Will you shoot us with paintballs too?
1407
01:42:46,119 --> 01:42:48,372
Maybe, if you're bad.
- Great. Definitely!
1408
01:42:48,997 --> 01:42:50,294
Hey! It's red.
1409
01:43:15,941 --> 01:43:19,912
Zeki! I was so unfair. You were so great
with the kids. You really helped them.
1410
01:43:20,237 --> 01:43:23,616
I got your message too late,
we'd started. I'm on the run.
1411
01:43:24,449 --> 01:43:26,042
Oh god. it's all my fault.
1412
01:43:26,368 --> 01:43:28,666
I have to go. Hide this.
Don't look inside.
1413
01:43:29,538 --> 01:43:30,915
It's better you don't know.
1414
01:43:31,832 --> 01:43:32,833
Zeki, don't leave.
1415
01:43:33,166 --> 01:43:35,464
I like you so much.
- Me too.
1416
01:43:35,919 --> 01:43:37,216
Promise you'll wait for me?
1417
01:43:38,714 --> 01:43:40,887
How long do you have
to go underground?
1418
01:43:41,883 --> 01:43:43,135
Four or five years.
1419
01:43:43,927 --> 01:43:45,019
OK.
1420
01:43:55,230 --> 01:43:57,153
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT?
YES, NO, MAYBE.
1421
01:44:01,987 --> 01:44:02,988
I knew you'd look.
1422
01:44:05,615 --> 01:44:06,616
Motherfucker!
1423
01:44:06,950 --> 01:44:08,793
But we don't say that in class, eh?
1424
01:44:09,953 --> 01:44:11,079
Go get changed.
1425
01:44:11,955 --> 01:44:13,423
Give me 5 minutes.
1426
01:44:33,810 --> 01:44:35,687
Don't you think I'll ...
1427
01:44:41,735 --> 01:44:42,861
... kiss you.
1428
01:44:52,537 --> 01:44:54,460
I don't want to be
a criminal anymore.
1429
01:44:56,124 --> 01:44:58,968
Because of you.
- I'm not going to discuss it.
1430
01:44:59,294 --> 01:45:00,887
You can't teach anymore.
1431
01:45:01,379 --> 01:45:02,881
You square.
1432
01:45:03,465 --> 01:45:05,888
Why square? Why am I always the ...
1433
01:45:10,847 --> 01:45:13,145
Mr. Miller. Upstairs.
1434
01:45:13,558 --> 01:45:14,605
Fuck.
1435
01:45:16,394 --> 01:45:17,862
You think she knows something?
1436
01:45:18,730 --> 01:45:20,949
Please explain
what you did to that class?
1437
01:45:21,316 --> 01:45:24,286
It's all my fault ...
I didn't stick to the syllabus.
1438
01:45:24,611 --> 01:45:27,205
Fuck the syllabus.
I didn't say that officially.
1439
01:45:27,906 --> 01:45:30,079
I've done this job for 25 years
1440
01:45:30,408 --> 01:45:33,537
and I have never cried
correcting a German test.
1441
01:45:33,870 --> 01:45:36,293
Now, look.
Nobody got less than "satisfactory".
1442
01:45:36,832 --> 01:45:40,632
Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b
moves to upper school,
1443
01:45:40,961 --> 01:45:43,430
we'll make top 10 in city rankings.
1444
01:45:43,964 --> 01:45:46,092
I want a cafeteria fund, a new xerox,
1445
01:45:46,424 --> 01:45:48,051
and I want smartboards.
1446
01:45:48,844 --> 01:45:50,642
No more chalk fingers!
1447
01:45:50,971 --> 01:45:52,598
You'll finish out the school year.
1448
01:45:56,685 --> 01:45:59,780
But I'm not actually a teacher.
I didn't go to college,
1449
01:46:02,399 --> 01:46:04,276
and I didn't finish high school.
1450
01:46:08,864 --> 01:46:12,164
Maybe you could go to night school.
- Precisely.
1451
01:46:13,869 --> 01:46:15,963
Then we wait 5 years
until he's done,
1452
01:46:16,371 --> 01:46:18,999
until some enviro-idiot takes away
my principal job
1453
01:46:19,332 --> 01:46:22,711
and makes this a comprehensive
junior high. No, absolutely not.
1454
01:46:25,380 --> 01:46:26,723
Meaning?
1455
01:46:28,341 --> 01:46:30,435
Ms. Schnabelstedt,
you're a smarty-pants.
1456
01:46:31,136 --> 01:46:32,558
What's his GPA?
1457
01:46:38,268 --> 01:46:39,645
Uh, a 1.0?
1458
01:47:02,834 --> 01:47:04,836
Look here, it came out 2.9.
1459
01:47:05,170 --> 01:47:07,593
Congratulations
on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller.
1460
01:47:10,300 --> 01:47:12,018
Advanced placement art and sports.
1461
01:47:12,552 --> 01:47:14,145
Sounds realistic.
- Yes.
1462
01:47:14,512 --> 01:47:17,686
When the year's over, you'll study.
Until then, you're a teacher.
1463
01:47:18,016 --> 01:47:20,815
You get 2000 a month.
Lying to me cost you 200.
1464
01:47:21,436 --> 01:47:22,904
Isn't this illegal?
1465
01:47:23,188 --> 01:47:24,360
Right.
1466
01:47:24,689 --> 01:47:26,566
Know what else is illegal?
1467
01:47:26,900 --> 01:47:28,197
Tonight is prom
1468
01:47:28,526 --> 01:47:30,119
and I'm still not drunk enough
1469
01:47:30,445 --> 01:47:34,120
to pick up a certain single father.
1470
01:47:34,449 --> 01:47:37,043
But Ms. Gerster ...
- Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up.
1471
01:47:38,370 --> 01:47:40,919
They make fools
of teachers every day.
1472
01:47:41,414 --> 01:47:43,542
From time to time,
we need to strike back.
1473
01:47:44,459 --> 01:47:46,837
See you. Assapissimo. Drunk.
1474
01:47:47,253 --> 01:47:48,254
At the bar.
1475
01:47:48,588 --> 01:47:51,432
It's not funny.
Other people go to college for that.
1476
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:53,143
I have a natural talent.
1477
01:47:53,969 --> 01:47:56,688
Tomorrow the syllabus.
Before you do anything in class.
1478
01:47:57,013 --> 01:47:58,060
Hey, Schnabelstedt.
1479
01:47:59,057 --> 01:48:02,903
Think about it. Starting now, you can
torture me, make me read books
1480
01:48:03,228 --> 01:48:06,402
and fuck me in free periods,
until civil service status do us part.
1481
01:48:07,732 --> 01:48:09,029
OK.
1482
01:48:14,739 --> 01:48:15,991
Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1483
01:48:16,616 --> 01:48:18,914
Is there alcohol in the punch?
1484
01:48:19,244 --> 01:48:20,370
Elisabeth!
1485
01:48:20,829 --> 01:48:22,547
Just relax for once!
1486
01:50:24,744 --> 01:50:26,963
Don't I get a kiss ...
1487
01:50:27,288 --> 01:50:29,541
Welcome to our new ...
1488
01:50:30,166 --> 01:50:32,043
firefighter,
1489
01:50:32,377 --> 01:50:34,846
Mr. Miller ... sorry.
1490
01:50:39,926 --> 01:50:41,769
Peter Parker, go get a TV.
1491
01:50:44,264 --> 01:50:47,814
... there's a DVD ready ...
1492
01:50:48,184 --> 01:50:49,561
sorry.
1493
01:50:50,520 --> 01:50:51,772
And no children's films.
1494
01:51:01,781 --> 01:51:03,408
So who wants to be a drug dealer?
1495
01:51:08,079 --> 01:51:09,205
Forgotten.
1496
01:51:10,081 --> 01:51:11,207
Excuse me.
1497
01:51:15,545 --> 01:51:16,637
Who laughed?
1498
01:51:18,464 --> 01:51:20,512
Chantal Ackerman?
- Here!
1499
01:51:39,694 --> 01:51:42,914
School inspectors could show up
at any time and give out demerits.
1500
01:51:43,448 --> 01:51:44,665
You may go undress.
1501
01:51:51,080 --> 01:51:52,297
Wait, wait.
1502
01:51:53,499 --> 01:51:57,094
Not yet. Not yet. Go back.
- Still rolling.
1503
01:51:59,130 --> 01:52:01,599
Chantal? Cry quietly.
1504
01:52:05,845 --> 01:52:08,439
They were making name tags
and smeared.
1505
01:52:10,308 --> 01:52:12,436
That was you.
- No. No.
1506
01:52:14,103 --> 01:52:16,231
I didn't show it.
- Ask me again?
1507
01:52:16,940 --> 01:52:17,987
What's the question?
1508
01:52:29,202 --> 01:52:30,374
Hello.
1509
01:52:37,168 --> 01:52:39,796
Laura, do you have to wear
dad's old shirts?
1510
01:52:43,049 --> 01:52:44,266
Who's dad, man?
1511
01:52:45,635 --> 01:52:48,309
I feel like a technical ...
1512
01:52:55,436 --> 01:52:58,565
Don't be so funny. - The things
you find funny are weird.
1513
01:53:01,025 --> 01:53:03,153
Reading for the ...
shooting schedule.
1514
01:53:05,488 --> 01:53:08,958
Don't jump from the pool ...
from the edge ...
1515
01:53:12,787 --> 01:53:13,834
Unconventional ...
1516
01:53:15,498 --> 01:53:17,045
I'm really worried ...
1517
01:53:21,045 --> 01:53:22,171
What?
1518
01:53:23,381 --> 01:53:24,382
Keep going.
1519
01:53:24,716 --> 01:53:26,218
Now put the dick in your mouth.
1520
01:53:29,262 --> 01:53:32,311
Can't believe I say that.
- He's breaking up. - Sorry.
1521
01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:33,732
Really.
1522
01:53:35,351 --> 01:53:37,854
Caro doesn't think it's funny.
- 15, the best age.
1523
01:53:39,439 --> 01:53:40,565
It's a penis.
1524
01:53:41,357 --> 01:53:42,449
You'll never ...
1525
01:53:44,736 --> 01:53:46,033
Put the dick in your mouth.
1526
01:53:48,156 --> 01:53:49,908
Could we blow it again?
1527
01:53:54,078 --> 01:53:56,627
As if!
- The guy's a killer.
1528
01:53:57,165 --> 01:53:58,462
Elyas ...
1529
01:53:59,083 --> 01:54:00,881
Underwear?
- Check yourself.
1530
01:54:02,003 --> 01:54:03,425
Tighty whities?
1531
01:54:04,630 --> 01:54:05,927
He stinks.
1532
01:54:08,301 --> 01:54:09,553
Ugh. What now?
1533
01:54:10,887 --> 01:54:13,310
I say, come down, let's chill it.
1534
01:54:14,057 --> 01:54:16,401
Chill IT?
- Yeah, CHILL it.
1535
01:54:20,980 --> 01:54:24,200
Romeo, you frigging junkie.
- Sorry.
1536
01:54:27,403 --> 01:54:28,871
Cut, thank you.
1537
01:54:30,198 --> 01:54:31,370
Who's that?
1538
01:54:36,204 --> 01:54:38,002
Sorry.
1539
01:54:40,958 --> 01:54:42,084
Sorry.
1540
01:54:42,877 --> 01:54:44,550
Is Ronny here? He's asleep.
1541
01:54:44,879 --> 01:54:46,005
He's STILL drunk.
1542
01:54:46,631 --> 01:54:48,099
Say, he's still DRUNK.
1543
01:54:48,508 --> 01:54:49,634
He's STILL drunk.
1544
01:54:50,134 --> 01:54:52,353
Say he's still DRUNK, not STILL drunk.
1545
01:54:53,012 --> 01:54:54,013
Is Ronny ...
1546
01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:57,775
ls Ronny here?
- He's asleep. He's STILL DRUNK.
1547
01:55:01,312 --> 01:55:02,279
Is Ronny here?
1548
01:55:03,481 --> 01:55:05,074
He's asleep. He's STILL drunk.
1549
01:55:07,568 --> 01:55:09,036
New script page.
1550
01:55:10,655 --> 01:55:11,998
Do you need the question.
1551
01:55:12,990 --> 01:55:15,743
No, I don't need it.
He's sleeping. He's still drunk.
1552
01:55:17,370 --> 01:55:18,587
Good. OK.
1553
01:55:23,042 --> 01:55:24,259
Had I it written ...
1554
01:55:25,294 --> 01:55:27,888
Had I it written, I would tear ...
1555
01:55:31,217 --> 01:55:33,185
A little complicated. Again?
1556
01:55:33,761 --> 01:55:34,762
Ingrid ...
1557
01:55:39,642 --> 01:55:41,189
Fuck me.
1558
01:55:45,940 --> 01:55:47,283
I can hear you.
1559
01:55:49,652 --> 01:55:51,825
Ingrid, I'm ...
1560
01:55:55,950 --> 01:55:57,952
Here, your piece.
- You forgot to spritz.
1561
01:55:58,286 --> 01:55:59,833
From the top.
1562
01:56:00,538 --> 01:56:01,915
I forgot to spritz.
1563
01:56:02,290 --> 01:56:03,291
Mr. Miller, if ...
1564
01:56:03,833 --> 01:56:05,085
... if even 10 ...
1565
01:56:06,127 --> 01:56:08,050
if even ... how many?
1566
01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:10,006
More, more.
1567
01:56:12,758 --> 01:56:13,759
More, more.
1568
01:56:15,678 --> 01:56:18,557
That's all. Take a sip.
1569
01:56:19,474 --> 01:56:20,566
OK, now.
1570
01:56:22,810 --> 01:56:23,811
More, more.
1571
01:56:27,899 --> 01:56:30,277
Sorry.
- Let's do it.
1572
01:56:31,152 --> 01:56:32,153
More, more.
1573
01:56:33,321 --> 01:56:35,870
Shit. OK, now. Really. It's not ...
1574
01:56:36,741 --> 01:56:38,414
Really.
- It's not funny.
1575
01:56:43,789 --> 01:56:46,167
Stop it. Don't look at me.
1576
01:56:47,043 --> 01:56:48,716
My sister and I are orphans.
1577
01:56:57,470 --> 01:57:00,849
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