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Hey, Leave it. Leave it.-Let me get hurt.
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What’s the use of me making a body like this?
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Even MTV has a woman in his life.
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And me even after hitting so many sixers…
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Sixers.
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Of course.
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Oh, what use would be having
a woman like Bula sister in your life?
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You would get flattened if she hugged you. -Shut up!
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Has MTV been crushed, huh?
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crushed?
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Who knows if he has been crushed?
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Crushed, cuddled.
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Pain is pleasure.
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MTV is a brilliant channel, man.
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Thought he was K L Segal.
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Turned out to be Baba Segal.
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Explain something to me, guys.
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Is MTV really…?
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I mean, is sister Bula really…?
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Real.
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100% real.
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But how?
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There’s at least 12-14 years difference.
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Does this happen?
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Ah
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Everything happens in Kolkata.
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Accept it.
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Of course.
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Rascal, rotten pumpkin.
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Played around on my body till now
and suddenly he is scared.
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Idiotic arse.
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It’s not that, babu.
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Please don’t misunderstand me. I was fucking busy
Sholmes is a gossipmonger. Very sneaky peaky.
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And what are you? You leave this!
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You put so much pepper in my eyes that I got caught.
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Now what will happen to me?
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You rat!
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This is your love, Bula di?
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I was practicing for an audition.
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Do you think I like this?
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Is this our relationship?
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Pfft,
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you stay for 15 minutes in my bedroom,
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and then you flee over the walls
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and you talk about a relationship?
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Don’t show me this nonsense!
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Now the entire colony will come to know.
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Elder Brother will throw me out of the house.
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Now what will happen to me?
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Nothing will happen to you.
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I am here.
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I know how much you are here!
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Those friends of yours will spread
this over the entire
colony.
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What will I do? This is North Calcutta!
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Oh god, so cheap and middle-class.
I hate North Calcutta.
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Listen,
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I will Whatsapp at night.
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I don’t understand practice.
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You have to come.
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Size does matter, oh dear. Size does matter.
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You are in a joyride, I am in the gutter.
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Size does matter, oh dear. does ma...
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Hey,
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what’s this I am hearing?
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Please don’t start again. Give me a break.
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Oh,
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what did I start?
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I just came here to congratulate you.
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Why?
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What a wonderful work you have done!
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Poor sister Bula was so sad lately.
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Why? What no?
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Of course, you too…
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How?
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You were so distant.
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Like how others…
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I mean…
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You mean…
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Means you were avoiding me.
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For sister Bula.
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How sweet.
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Is it so?
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They said you were gay.
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I thought the same.
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But…
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But…
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But you are not gay.
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You are sister Bula’s.
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Such fortune she has…
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how she gets such innocent love,
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and songs with it.
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Makes me jealous.
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No baby,
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it is not that.
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I sometimes think that ,
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I should eat sweets and buttered
rice and get a figure like sister Bula.
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Size does matter,
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doesn’t it?
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Size does matter?
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You are an artist.
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artist.
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You don’t think like them.
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You are different.
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Do this…
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get married.
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I am going downstairs and telling everyone…
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MTV weds sister Bula.
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Huh?
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Okay?
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Hey, Listen,
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no, this one,
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I will gift a dhoti.
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Designer Kalamkari dhoti
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and gamcha punjabi on top.
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You gift anything,
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gamcha, punjabi,
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just remember to get elastic ones,
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otherwise
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who will dress him?
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Listen,
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Bengali marriage rituals,
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what are there?
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First, welcoming the groom,
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then
Padmabasta,
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then the seven sacred turns,
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then exchange of garlands,
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then the first glance.
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Hey listen,
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talking about first glance,
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who will pick sister Bula’s dais up?
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You!
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Who else?
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Dais?
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What is that?
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Guys,
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you really think they are going to have
such an elaborate marriage? Like
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seriously?
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Why, bro?
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Are there short marriages in Bengal?
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Yes!
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Everything happens here!
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But then in Devdas,
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the bride sees
the groom from between the leaves.
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Hey, come here..
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come here, come here!
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Hey, bro!
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You also do that kind of marriage,
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like the Devdas-kind.
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Where there are leaves,
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sacred turns,
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and what were you guys saying?
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Yeah, getting up on the dais.Dais.
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Not just registry.
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Hey, fucker!
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What are you saying?
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What the hell is going on guys?
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I seriously have no clue.
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We are talking about the darling
and sweetheart’s marriage.
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What sweetheart?
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I brought you home with a shout,
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I have got a seat in the scent of perfume incense.
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I brought you home with a shout,
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In your wedding?
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Benarasi? Kanjivaram?
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Nothing.
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What?
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You can’t say that.
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You have to wear a saree at the wedding.
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Afterwards maybe take
the saree off and wear
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a
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lacy nightie
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or
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don’t wear anything…
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Pfft.
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Mtv's choice.
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what are you even saying?
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Shameless.
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If elder brother doesn’t accept this marriage
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then won’t get either kanjivaram or benarasi.
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But nothing will happen.
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Remember this.
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He will definitely accept.
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I'm asking your Jibon brother.
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Then we will go to your elder brother
and fix the marriage.
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You’re serious?
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Then I’ll wear the Kanjivaram?
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Bula sister,
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the plate of food.
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Will you take it?
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Ugh.
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Listen,
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after marriage,
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will you stay at this house
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or that one?
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Death of me.
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Elder sister-in-law,
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it would have been better if
the shadow figure was you.
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Hello
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Dad
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Who’s speaking?
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I’m Moral,dad.
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You’re only younger son.
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Who’s that?
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I don’t have any sons by that name.
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Daddy please,
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this is MTV.
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Oh,
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now I understood.
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Actually we don’t get that channel here.
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So why suddenly?
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How
much money do you need?
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No no..
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I don’t need money.
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I want to return home.
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I’m getting suffocated at home.
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Why?
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Kolkata is such a big city.
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Pfft.
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I want to return to Siliguri.
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Kolkata…especially North Kolkata…it stinks.
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But Siliguri doesn’t have any big recording studio.
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Also your brother and his wife
have come
from Denmark. There’s no space at home.
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Try again during Christmas.
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Hmm.
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Also try singing a few original songs in between.
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If your throat allows it, okay?
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Hey, man. New bridegroom.
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What the fuck are you guys doing?
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Nothing. Just.
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Hey, trust me, I don’t want this marriage.I was just
experimenting with sister Bula. That it will get this far…
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Now what will happen?
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I already ordered bras and panties in sister Bula’s size.
-Fuck you, man.
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Try to understand my crisis.
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Listen,
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you will fuck sister Bula and there will be no crisis?
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Better listen,
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marry sister Bula
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and all of the crisis will flow away with river.
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If you guys don’t stop this wedding,
then I will commit suicide,
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and I will note down all of your names.
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MTV bro,
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we need your kurta size.
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Before that I have to take another measurement.
-Listen,
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someone call Jibon brother. When will he return?
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Sister Bula’s elder brother needs
to be talked to.
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MTV’s wedding needs to happen this weekend.
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Choco don't have any holidays.
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Wedding, my foot! Over my dead body! Listen to me…
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See that…
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new twist to the story makes me dizzy.
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Bro MTV,
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our soldiers are fighting at the border.
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To hell with your mother and your border!
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How strange, I don’t want to get married,
and where did this even come from?
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I was just hanging around with sister Bula,
she has got
great boobs.
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Don’t you like boobs? I like them too.
She has great boobs!
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I just wanted to be in bed with her.
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So it’s okay! There will be a bed at the wedding.
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And this time we won’t mess
around at the wedding night.
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Okay.
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Fuck you, Phantom. Fuck you, guys.
Dicksuckers. Motherfuckers.
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Bula,
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learn to play ludo afresh.
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Otherwise this generation won’t even remember you.
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Don’t worry, once the wedding’s over,
everything will be solved.
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You just…
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I can understand
your frustration, dear
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But can’t help it.
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Even I would have been scared and wanted to run away.
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Would have attempted suicide.
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But can’t help you, you know.
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It would have been better if we had gone to the border.
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But can’t help it.
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No dear, don’t cry. Don’t cry.
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Can’t help it, no?
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Can’t help it, dude.
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Sister-in-law said there will be a wedding,
then there will be a wedding.
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Otherwise would have let go.
279
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Selfie, selfie! -No!
280
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Come, come. -No!
281
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Yes yes…1…2…3!
282
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Go see..
283
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Gonsha brother, see who it is.
284
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,760
You will sit and play cards, but won’t see who it is.
285
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,160
Lazy fuckers!
286
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,120
There are no empty rooms, you can’t rent the place.
287
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,040
Excuse me?
288
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,800
We don’t need any paying guests!
289
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,880
I don’t need it, brother Gonsha.
290
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:01,920
What?
291
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:02,920
Told correctly, right?
292
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,280
Yeah…right.
293
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,120
I know everything about you
294
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,560
Now let me enter?
295
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,720
Yes yes…come.
296
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,080
Hey, CD!
297
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,720
Saw your music video.
298
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,880
You were just awesome.
299
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,240
When is your new music video coming out?
300
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,520
I am telling you,
301
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,040
you are going to be a very good director.
302
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,520
Phantom…
303
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,080
when will you play at the IPL?
304
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,280
I am waiting for your grand innings.
305
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,520
What’s the case here?
306
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,560
First get me your energy tonic.
307
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,560
Then I will tell you what the case is.
308
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,920
After seeing your FB post,
309
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,120
I came to know about this and,
I came running from Golf Green,
310
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,600
and you guys tell me, what the case is?
311
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,120
Even yesterday I had a word with him.
312
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,720
He didn’t tell me anything.
313
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,400
Suddenly I came to know about this.
314
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,080
Now you guys tell me this,
315
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,720
is this a relationship we build after such a long time?
316
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,760
My head is spinning…
317
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,280
How could you do this to me?
318
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:14,520
Do I know him?
319
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,800
Again you started whispering into Kinky’s ear.
320
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,480
How many time I told you
not to whisper?
321
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,200
Say what you want to say clearly.
322
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,000
Why don’t you listen to me?
323
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,240
What’s going on, man?
324
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,120
I need a shot, please.
325
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,400
Keep your mouth shut. Let me understand
what’s happening.
326
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,000
Ask him, CD, what’s going on.
327
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,200
After playing all the love game with me,
328
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,040
now you’re with Bula sister?
329
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,280
You promised me, bastard,
330
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,400
you promised me
331
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,880
that you wouldn’t marry any girl.
332
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,360
You son of a bitch. You dog!
333
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,440
But you were saying you aren’t gay!
334
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,160
Then where did he come from?
335
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,240
He is not gay.
336
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:51,960
He is bi.
337
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,840
MTV?
338
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,920
Oh my god,
339
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,960
now even my head is spinning.
340
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,600
Head spinning?
341
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,720
Poor guy, of course your head will spin.
342
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,840
What’s its fault?
343
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,320
So much trouble in one day.
344
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,280
You’re an artist.
345
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,040
Can you put up with all this trouble?
346
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,240
Chill now.
347
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,480
How do I chill?
348
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,640
Bula sister in the morning and a guy in the evening…
can’t even remember his name.
349
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,760
You’re putting me in so much trouble.
350
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:37,760
Me?
351
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,520
Oh my!
352
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,800
I thought you love Bula sister.
353
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:49,720
Now with what the guy is saying,
I don’t think Bula sister will marry you.
354
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,480
Really?
355
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,120
Yes, really.
356
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,960
Stupid guy.
357
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,880
You don’t understand women’s minds?
358
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,400
Who wants to share such a lover?
359
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:06,360
Yeah?
360
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,560
Yes.
361
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,440
This delicacy cannot be shared.
362
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,560
Can’t find someone else to fuck with?
363
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,640
I won’t let you fuck MTV’s ass up.
364
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,400
He was never gay.
365
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,640
He’s not a gay.
366
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:34,640
He’s bi.
367
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:39,640
As you know, AC and DC. And I have done
nothing to his ass, you murky mouth.
368
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,320
Whatever there was to do, was done by him.
369
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,200
Never.
370
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,080
He still licks his mouth when he sees young women.
371
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,880
He is not gay.
372
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,120
Hi, Bula sister.
373
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:51,840
Hi, Darshil.
374
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,360
Oh,
375
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:53,720
thank god.
376
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,400
At least you recognised me.
377
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,400
How can I forget you,
378
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,120
Babe!
379
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:57,880
Babe?
380
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:58,760
Sorry, Bula sister,
381
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,000
I’ve never lied to you.
382
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,880
It was wonderful with you.
383
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,280
You’re very charming in bed.
384
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,760
Don’t ever set foot in my room again.
385
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,560
Can’t help it, guys,
386
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:15,840
it’s biology.
387
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,400
What?
388
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,680
Yes, I’m ...
389
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,360
I’m bisexual.
390
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,040
Curse nature, not me.
391
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,080
God, now the wedding is off.
392
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,240
Stupid idiot.
393
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,600
I ordered expensive bras and panties.
394
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,280
Who will I sell those sizes to?
395
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,400
Couldn’t you understand this plan before, you stupid?
396
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,320
Thanks, sister-in-law.
397
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,920
I have a unique gift for you.
398
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,320
An original song by me.
399
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:33,320
I want to sink in your eyelashes.
400
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:43,200
In song’s melody, in far off lands, I lose all.
401
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:52,640
I search for you in dreams secretly.
402
00:18:55,520 --> 00:19:02,320
In a sealed envelope, in your name,
I have written my heart.
403
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:09,320
Days slip away….
404
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,880
in the mystery of your eyes.
405
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,400
Nights slip away,
406
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,680
in the shade of your hair.
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