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I've always loved great magicians.
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They're the double glazing salesmen
of the entertainment business.
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Last year, with nothing
but a massive curtain,
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and an even bigger pair of balls,
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David Copperfield made
The Statue of Liberty vanish.
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Now, you and I both know
he couldn't have vanished
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The Statue of fucking Liberty...
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but look into his eyes.
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Tell me he doesn't 100% believe that
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he just made her disappear for real.
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What you're looking at there,
folks, is the secret of sales.
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Believe in what you're selling.
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I'd forgotten that, and it's
almost cost me everything I love,
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my wife, my kids, my money.
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But now it's time to start taking it
all back the only way I know how,
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by selling the greatest product that
exists on this beautiful planet...
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me.
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Aren't you going to be late for school?
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- But we're not finished here.
- Oh, I think we are, sweetheart.
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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You want me to piss away my money
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starting a double glazing
company with you?
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I mean, that's a less nuanced
version of it but, yeah.
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Why don't you just take over at Cachet?
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Walshy won't sell, it's his nest egg.
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Well, I always find a man
more amenable to an offer
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when I've got his nuts
clamped in a vice.
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Are we talking metaphorical
testicles here?
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Yeah, for the minute. Now, Vincent,
ever heard of a phoenix scam?
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No, but feel free to enlighten me.
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It's when you take a business...
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say, a flourishing double glazing firm,
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you siphon off all the cash
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and at the same time, you
run up crippling debts
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until it gets wound up.
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You see, that's a bit short-term for me.
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I want to run my own company,
build it up into a national chain.
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And you will, young Vincent,
because at this point
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a handsome and respected local
businessman steps in,
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buys up the company for
a nominal fee, say £1,
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and a new "debt free" firm rises
from the ashes of the old one.
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The phoenix from the flames.
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How legal is it?
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Well, let's just say it's not
completely illegal.
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It's certainly immoral, though.
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I mean, how would you feel about
stealing Walshy's livelihood,
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his money, his business?
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I feel surprisingly Okay about it.
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To be honest, I'd have felt
Okay about letting Ronnie take
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a shit in my mouth if it had meant I
could clear my 50 grand tax bill.
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Stage one of the plan was getting
me installed as a partner at Cachet.
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Being a greedy cocksucker,
Walshy jumped on my offer to invest.
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Do I want to know where this came from?
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Don't shit your pants,
it's all above board.
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I re-mortgaged the house.
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Which is partly true,
Ronnie loaned me the money.
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What I didn't mention was that
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I'd borrowed it against
Walshy's business,
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not my house, with interest rates
that were fucking eye-watering,
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even for a shark like Ronnie.
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- Congratulations, partner.
- Best move you've ever made.
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Fortunately, Walshy had about
as much business acumen as
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a bucket of pig shit.
As long as orders were coming in,
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he'd think business was hunky-dory.
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But before I could start spending
his money like a cunt,
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firstly I needed to re-hire one.
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Hello, Maureen, love. Is Brian about?
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Fuckface! Door.
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Fitzpatrick took less convincing
than I'd imagined.
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Christ, I need this job. Thank you.
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Walshy! Get a load of that.
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It didn't matter that we
were selling our windows
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for practically cost,
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to Walshy's barely-educated eye,
business was flying.
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What he didn't know was that
I was about to pilot it into
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the side of a fucking mountain.
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Here you are, boys.
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One of my first acts as a
codirector was to approve
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company cars for the
entire sales team...
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including a nice little upgrade for moi.
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In fact, everything got
upgraded, our suits,
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the office furniture...
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we even had prototype
car phones fitted.
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As communication devices, they
were next to fucking useless,
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they never worked.
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But as toys to wind up the Millman
Young pricks, they were priceless.
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To soften the blow of
Fitzpatrick's return,
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I promoted Lavender to head of marketing
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and gave him an unlimited
budget to blow on
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an obscenely expensive radio ad.
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We are rolling.
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Right. Cut there. Sorry to interrupt.
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What's up?
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Uhm, have you cleared this
with Paul Young's label?
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I wrote this fucking lick, mate.
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I own this sound, all right?
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All right. Take two.
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Ronnie was even throwing
me a kickback from
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the extortionate interest
on his loans to Cachet
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to settle my outstanding tax affairs.
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It was beautiful.
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You're welcome.
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Now, I appreciate this all might
seem a little harsh on Walshy,
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but at least this way he gets to keep £1
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and, more importantly, his nuts.
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And that was Kool &
the Gang there, with Celebration.
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Now, we'll be right back with
travel after this short break.
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Essex Radio!
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Hang on, Sam, this is it. This is it!
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What's happening?
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- On the radio. My ad. Sh...
- ♪ If your windows and doors ♪
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♪ Don't look loved and adored ♪
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♪ Time to make a change... ♪
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What do you think?
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I think I want you to stop talking
and start unbuttoning my blouse.
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Seriously though, what do you think?
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How does it make you feel?
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Unbelievably irritated.
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Irritated? Why?
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Oh, I don't know, maybe because
I'm playing second fiddle
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to a Paul Young sound-a-like jingle
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for my shithead, soon-to-be
ex-husband's business.
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Paul Young sound-a-like? I created
the bass hook on that bloody intro.
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Don't forget the name,
Cachet Windows and Doors.
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Even when we're fucking escaping
Vincent there's no escaping Vincent.
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I thought you liked our little
secret rendezvous.
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All right, saying it in French
doesn't make it more romantic.
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I'm sick of sneaking around
for quickies in lay-bys.
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- It's not a good time to go public.
- What?!
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We're not Charles and Diana,
the public don't give a shit.
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The only people that
care will be the kids,
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and Nat and Robbie like you.
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Christ knows they want me to be happy.
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It's not just them though,
is it, it's Vincent.
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I can't do this.
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I love being with you.
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I think you're kind, you're thoughtful,
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and I really fancy you.
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But I need to be with someone
who respects me, puts me first.
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Christ, not even first,
just not always fucking last.
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We both agreed it's just
not the right moment.
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I've just been promoted and...
Come on, what are you doing?
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I'm going home, Martin.
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Vincent was right,
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you're a pair of bollocks short
of being a decent bloke.
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Sam!
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Guess what's in here?
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A million pounds?
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Of course not.
How could I fit a million in here?
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I don't know.
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A cheque?
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- So, what is it?
- Doesn't matter now.
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Oh, come on, don't
leave me on meathooks.
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50,000, cash.
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Ooh, way less than a million.
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- So, where did you get it?
- Never you mind.
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I'll tell you where it's going, though,
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Her Majesty's Inland fucking Revenue.
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Wow! Are you going get
to meet the Queen?
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Not unless she works at a tax
office in Southend-on-Sea.
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She doesn't. I'm pretty
sure she works in London.
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Vincent, can I have a word?
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This sounds serious. Is Paul
Young suing us about the ad?
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Let's go upstairs.
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Have you been upsetting him again?
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I know things haven't been
easy between you and Sam,
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and the last thing I want is
to add to your problems...
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It's all right, mate, I know.
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- You what?
- Sam told me.
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I'm so sorry, mate,
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I should have been straight
with you so much earlier.
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I hoped the promotion would have helped.
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That radio campaign's
top-notch, by the way.
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Thanks.
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What has Sam said exactly?
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That you've been
disillusioned for a while.
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The music business pulling
at your heart strings.
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- Was that all she said?
- No.
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Apparently I'm a narcissist, a scumbag,
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a terrible father
and I'm going to die lonely.
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No, I meant...
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Look, mate, I know I haven't been a
great boss these past few months,
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but can you give me a few more weeks?
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There are some big changes about to
happen around here, and I need you.
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Yeah... sure.
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Good boy.
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Actually, there is one thing
you can help me with.
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I want to get Sam back.
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Really? I thought you
and Robbie's teacher...
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Nah, that's over, mate.
I finished with her last month,
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- it was just a bit of fun.
- Oh.
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And how can I help exactly?
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You go and see her, you tell her
I still love her, I need her...
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That might be a bit weird.
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Maybe you should talk to her yourself?
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It's hard to have a conversation
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while you're dodging the glasses
getting launched at your head.
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Well, maybe don't go to the house,
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arrange to meet her on
neutral territory.
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That's a good idea.
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And be honest about how you feel,
about how much she means to you.
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Deep down she needs to feel
that she comes first.
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Christ, not even first,
just not always last.
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Probably.
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That is good.
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I knew there was a reason why I employed
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- an overeducated ponce like you.
- Yeah.
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Cachet Windows... Carol.
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What's up? Why are you whispering?
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Because your son's teacher
is in the showroom
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and she wants to talk to you.
She seems upset.
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Shit. Does she know I'm upstairs?
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No, but she's not leaving
until she sees you.
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- Is my briefcase down there?
- Yeah.
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Right, put it in my car
and I'll sneak out the back.
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Oh, just going to the loo.
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Reading material.
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It's a poo.
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So, no school today?
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No, because guess who's been
suspended for having an
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inappropriate relationship with
a student's parent?
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Do you know how long I had to
train to become a teacher?
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Three years.
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Three years of my life down the toilet
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along with my fucking reputation.
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Think I'll just nip to the
little boy's room too.
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- Right, Carol, you got it.
- I popped it on your car.
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- You mean in my car.
- No, on it, it was locked.
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It's a fucking convertible,
Carol, the roof's down.
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Well, there's no need to be rude.
I'm the one doing a favour.
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Or as I like to call it, your job.
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And your BMW's not convertible.
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No, but I traded the
BMW in for a Mercedes
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four fucking weeks ago, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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- So, where's my fucking money, Carol?
- On your BMW.
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- Fitzpatrick's BMW.
- Fucking hell! Brian!
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Brian! Brian! Fuck.
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Get that shitheap out of my way!
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- They're stuck together.
- Yeah, no shit, Professor Fuckwit.
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Fucking useless piece of shit!
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Get Fitzpatrick on that fucking
car phone right now!
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- Vincent. - Not now!
- No, I need to speak to you.
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00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:54,635
That bitch of a wife of yours
has spoken to the head
245
00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,075
and I've been suspended.
246
00:11:56,101 --> 00:11:57,915
- Any luck?
- I can't connect the call.
247
00:11:57,940 --> 00:12:00,235
You keep fucking trying.
I'm holding you responsible.
248
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,315
Did you hear what I said?
249
00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,435
I'll get out on the road,
try and track him down.
250
00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,595
- I said that bitch...
- Watch your fucking mouth!
251
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,475
She's reported me. I've been suspended.
252
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,765
Save the crocodile tears, sweetheart.
253
00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:11,670
You loved playing with fire, so did I.
254
00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:13,995
Don't start acting like one of
your first year fucking infants
255
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,597
because you got your fingers burned.
256
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,885
Fuck you, Vincent.
257
00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,540
- It won't connect.
- Useless fucking phones!
258
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:24,180
Fuck.
259
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,635
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
260
00:12:30,754 --> 00:12:32,115
Anything?
261
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,475
I think I'm going to be sick.
262
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,195
Hello, Cachet... Oh, thank God!
263
00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:40,137
It's him. He's with Lavender.
264
00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:42,606
Where the fuck is my money, Brian?
265
00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:45,098
What do you mean you don't know?
266
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,155
Well, don't bother setting
foot inside this place
267
00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,191
until you find my briefcase.
268
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,301
Yes, that does fucking mean
you'll be sacked again!
269
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,000
- Good news?
- No, not good news.
270
00:12:58,121 --> 00:13:00,315
And if my money doesn't turn up for
271
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:03,180
my tax hearing this afternoon,
you will be sacked too.
272
00:13:05,392 --> 00:13:07,192
Should I call the police?
273
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,395
Okay, but just ask them if it's
been handed in, all right?
274
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,211
Do not mention the money.
275
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,960
The last thing I need is the
Old Bill sniffing about.
276
00:13:15,986 --> 00:13:18,735
Yeah, got it. Incognito.
277
00:13:20,848 --> 00:13:22,703
Hello, Thurrock Police. How may I help?
278
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,173
I'd like to
report a missing briefcase,
279
00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:27,681
- so I would, so I would.
- I'm sorry?
280
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,562
A briefcase, yer big eejit.
281
00:13:29,794 --> 00:13:33,023
It fell out of a car somewhere
in the West Essex area.
282
00:13:33,049 --> 00:13:36,254
Can you hold the line? I just need
to grab one of my superiors.
283
00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:38,056
Get me someone from Bomb Squad.
284
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:40,643
I've got a suspected coded
message from the IRA here.
285
00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:43,537
Sorry, I didn't quite catch your name?
286
00:13:45,209 --> 00:13:46,864
Get a move on, arseholes!
287
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,763
I can't go back to selling diet pills.
288
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:53,755
Those pyramid scheme wankers are
already after me for three grand.
289
00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:56,955
We'll find it, all right?
Where else have you been?
290
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,334
Nowhere. We've been fucking everywhere.
291
00:14:00,019 --> 00:14:01,819
What's the hold up?
292
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,020
Oh, fuck.
293
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,955
Not very clever, was it, sir?
Now, could you turn around, please?
294
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,279
We've a got suspect package
on the roundabout.
295
00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:22,009
Nothing's getting through until
the Bomb Squad have investigated.
296
00:14:22,242 --> 00:14:23,377
Oh, you're joking.
297
00:14:23,527 --> 00:14:26,542
Yeah, excuse me, officer.
What kind of package?
298
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,339
- Vincent, I've found it!
- You beauty.
299
00:14:29,365 --> 00:14:31,511
Where are you, I'll meet you
on the way to the tax office.
300
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,872
I'm on the roundabout outside
the refinery.
301
00:14:33,898 --> 00:14:35,283
Okay. I'm on my way.
302
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,630
Oh, and one more thing.
303
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:39,755
Could you hurry up because
the police kind of think it's
304
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,595
an IRA bomb and they want to
conduct a controlled explosion?
305
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,700
'You useless mother...
306
00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:50,351
Sorry for the trouble, officer.
307
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,829
Aren't you going to open it?
Make sure nothing's missing.
308
00:14:53,432 --> 00:14:55,192
Yeah, of course.
309
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,435
Yep, that seems to be all good.
310
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:01,393
Sir, can I ask what you're doing
with such a large amount of cash?
311
00:15:01,419 --> 00:15:03,915
Well, you can, but unless the
Iron Curtain has shifted
312
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,943
3,000 miles west,
I don't have to fucking answer.
313
00:15:06,486 --> 00:15:08,795
Well, perhaps you'd prefer
to accompany me to
314
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,369
the station for further questioning
about today's incident.
315
00:15:11,395 --> 00:15:13,755
Look, mate, I'm having a day
from hell here, all right?
316
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,435
Please, give me a break.
The money's to pay a tax bill.
317
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,935
- I have a hearing in 30 minutes.
- Well, why not just say that then?
318
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:22,035
I should have, I just have this
natural aversion to authority
319
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,995
that makes me behave like an arsehole.
320
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,434
I'm hoping I can just apologise
and be on my way...
321
00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:28,686
Control, this is PC 486.
322
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,595
I need you to contact someone at
Inland Revenue in Southend-on-Sea
323
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,244
- and check that...
- Quick as we fucking can.
324
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,158
Sorry, take your time.
325
00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:40,261
Check if they have an appointment
with a Mr Vincent Swan.
326
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:46,555
Once my story did check out,
all that was left was to close
327
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,980
this heart attack inducing
chapter of my life.
328
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:56,595
This is actually highly
irregular, Mr Swan.
329
00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:00,378
Most of our clients pay by
cheque or banker's draft.
330
00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:02,754
And you appear...
331
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,812
to be £50 short.
332
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,017
Yeah. I had to bung that to Lavender
after you made him finger you
333
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:12,266
behind the bins. Let's call it
compensation for his trauma.
334
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:16,186
Okay.
335
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,368
Well, that all seems to be in order.
336
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:25,119
Thank you, Mr Swan.
337
00:16:27,074 --> 00:16:29,275
I wish I could say the
pleasure was all mine,
338
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,183
but as you and I both know,
it was mainly yours.
339
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,740
Ciao.
340
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:40,035
As it goes, paying tax felt
better than I'd imagined.
341
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,984
Probably helps that it
was all Walshy's cash.
342
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:45,235
Now time to make The Statue of
Liberty reappear in my life,
343
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:48,951
or as I like to call her, Sam.
344
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:52,852
Millman Young. How may I help you?
345
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,915
Can you take a piss
in Little Prick's coffee for me?
346
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,370
Right, I'm hanging up now, Vincent.
347
00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,245
Sam, Sam, don't, it's important.
348
00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:01,275
Sorry, bad joke. It's about Robbie.
349
00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:04,155
What's happened? You didn't
forget to pick him up did you?
350
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:06,755
No, he's with me. I've just had
a problem, my car's packed in.
351
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,147
Can you come and get him?
352
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,675
I'm at a client's house,
23, The Old Yews,
353
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,681
on the new estate just
off Southend Road.
354
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:16,195
I'm at work, Vincent. I can't
be there for half an hour.
355
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,562
That's great. Thanks, babe.
356
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:19,727
Don't call me fucking babe!
357
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:25,955
Here she comes, the love of my
life, your beautiful mother.
358
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,780
All right, wish me luck.
359
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:37,694
What the fuck is this, Vincent?
Sorry, Robbie.
360
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,695
This is our new family abode. Chez Swan.
361
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,835
Are you deranged?
We're getting a divorce.
362
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,155
I don't want to live
with you ever again,
363
00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:48,239
you terrible wanker. Sorry, Robbie.
364
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:51,035
Sam, I know I fucked up. Sorry, Robbie.
365
00:17:51,152 --> 00:17:54,214
You have every right to hate me,
but I want you back.
366
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,315
I need you back. Plus, I've just put
down a non-refundable deposit
367
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:59,381
for ten grand on this place
so, please, just have a look?
368
00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:00,968
Please, Mum, have a look.
369
00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:03,789
- It's fucking amazing in there.
- Robbie!
370
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:06,534
Right, Vincent, five minutes.
371
00:18:06,996 --> 00:18:08,556
Come on. After you.
372
00:18:09,307 --> 00:18:12,042
Is there any way you can stop
the deposit from being taken?
373
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:15,881
You see, my soon to be ex-husband
isn't a well man, Philip.
374
00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:17,358
He's lost his marbles.
375
00:18:17,589 --> 00:18:21,035
I only show people around.
I don't really have a say in that.
376
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,715
Don't listen to her, Philip.
377
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,915
Once she understands
that I'm a changed man
378
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:28,395
and I would never cheat on her
again, we'll take it.
379
00:18:28,618 --> 00:18:30,795
That's his problem, you see, Philip.
380
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:34,515
He doesn't understand how
embarrassing this is for you or me.
381
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:37,955
He thinks he can buy his way
out of any problem.
382
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,955
On a scale of one to ten, Philip,
383
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,835
how insanely wrong would you say it is
384
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:44,938
to cheat on your wife with your
son's primary school teacher?
385
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,246
Do you want to see the garden?
386
00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:50,247
It's a fucking 11. It's off the chart.
387
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,602
And I'm the idiot who did it. I am.
388
00:18:52,658 --> 00:18:54,955
But I'm also the idiot dying here,
389
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,778
trying to find a way to make it right.
390
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,036
I should've respected her, Philip.
391
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,220
I adore her.
392
00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:08,909
I should have made her feel like
she was my first and only thought
393
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,660
instead of making her feel
like she was my last.
394
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,915
Is it Okay if I pop downstairs and
let you both have a think about it?
395
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,650
No, you stay, Philip.
396
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,028
You need to see me beg.
397
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:27,144
If it's too late, Sam,
398
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:31,419
tell me, and I'll leave you to
get on with the rest of your life.
399
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:33,454
I'm so sorry, baby.
400
00:19:35,005 --> 00:19:36,504
I lost my way.
401
00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:41,273
It's always been you that made
my world turn and I fucked it.
402
00:19:41,383 --> 00:19:42,855
But I need you.
403
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,740
I can't do any of it without you.
404
00:19:48,257 --> 00:19:51,222
So I'm begging for one last chance.
405
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,269
In front of Philip.
406
00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:56,675
Begging.
407
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,187
Look at me begging, Philip!
408
00:19:59,511 --> 00:20:02,446
So come on, Sam. If not for me,
409
00:20:02,955 --> 00:20:04,257
do it for Philip.
410
00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:09,503
Get off the floor, you wally.
411
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,011
What do you say?
412
00:20:13,361 --> 00:20:16,555
No more lying. No more cheating.
413
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,755
I was a fool, Sam.
414
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,305
I'll never do anything again
to risk losing you.
415
00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:22,795
Can we even afford this place?
416
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:26,275
Yes, baby. I've cleared my tax bill,
I'm a partner in the business.
417
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,044
You say the word and it is yours.
418
00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:31,216
Yeah, yes.
419
00:20:31,288 --> 00:20:32,623
I fucking love it!
420
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,849
Oh, my God.
421
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:43,035
Right, Philip, before we close the
deal on the asking price right now,
422
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,475
we're going to need to
test-run that Jacuzzi bath.
423
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,195
And it is a deal breaker for us,
I'm afraid, isn't it, Sam?
424
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,594
Absolutely, Philip.
425
00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:51,388
How do you feel about that, Philip?
426
00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:53,235
Er, Okay.
427
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:54,765
That's great stuff.
428
00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:56,955
Now can you pop downstairs
and keep an eye on Robbie?
429
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,340
We'll be with you shortly.
430
00:21:00,651 --> 00:21:04,267
You're such a plum.
A great big sexy plum.
431
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:12,591
Tony, there's a suit out there
wants a word with you.
432
00:21:14,853 --> 00:21:16,628
What fucking now?
433
00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:18,995
Excuse me, Mr Walsh?
434
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:21,075
Depends. Who's looking for me?
435
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,911
I mean him. Shit.
436
00:21:23,204 --> 00:21:28,195
Mr Walsh, I'm a legal representative
for Farrell's Debt Collection.
437
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,955
I'm serving Cachet Windows and Doors
with a statutory demand
438
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:36,580
for unpaid debts of £798,000
439
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,195
Very good, you're very good.
440
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:43,315
What? Did Vincent put you up
to this? Is this a wind-up?
441
00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:45,915
If you do not respond to this
demand within seven days,
442
00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:48,995
we'll file a winding-up petition
at the High Court, after which
443
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,931
your bank accounts will be frozen.
444
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,675
Hello, mate. What's up?
445
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,755
Look, I wasn't straight
with you earlier today.
446
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:10,606
Don't worry about it.
Look, mate, I'm kind of busy.
447
00:22:10,632 --> 00:22:12,927
It won't take long. I'm going
to say what I've got to say,
448
00:22:12,953 --> 00:22:14,368
- then I'm going to go.
- Okay.
449
00:22:14,472 --> 00:22:16,004
Don't be such a drama queen.
450
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,205
It's Sam.
451
00:22:17,231 --> 00:22:20,204
What? What about Sam
can't wait until tomorrow?
452
00:22:22,999 --> 00:22:24,879
No, it's Sam. Behind you.
453
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,875
Yeah. We've been introduced.
454
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,515
Hey, look, mate,
455
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:32,195
that gubbins you told me about
putting her first did the trick.
456
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,060
You are a bona fide marriage saver.
457
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:39,435
Well, go on! Quick, have your say.
458
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,755
Nat's baby-sitting Robbie
459
00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:42,912
so I've still got several hours
of making up to enjoy.
460
00:22:43,936 --> 00:22:46,525
Doesn't seem important now.
I'll catch you tomorrow.
461
00:22:46,551 --> 00:22:47,939
Okay. I might be late.
462
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,875
In the end, Ronnie administered
Walshy's final coup de grace
463
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:59,460
with a pound coin rather
than a testicular vice.
464
00:23:00,637 --> 00:23:03,620
This is complete fucking bollocks.
465
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:08,706
Walshy signed the business
over to Ronnie for a coin.
466
00:23:09,089 --> 00:23:12,064
It was that or be declared bankrupt
and lose everything.
467
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,561
Walshy came to collect
his things the next day.
468
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:17,071
I almost felt sorry for the poor sap.
469
00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:18,820
No hard feelings, eh, Tony?
470
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,395
That's right, now fuck off
471
00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:27,644
in that Range Rover my hard
graft allowed you to buy.
472
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:44,859
Ouch. Some hard feelings, clearly.
473
00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:51,237
Now, I appreciate the last few
days have probably been a bit...
474
00:23:51,665 --> 00:23:55,080
unsettling, but as far as
you boys are concerned
475
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,774
it's business as usual.
476
00:23:57,003 --> 00:24:00,835
And I know it seems a bit rough
on Walshy, but don't forget
477
00:24:01,172 --> 00:24:02,858
he made this rod for his own back.
478
00:24:02,884 --> 00:24:04,252
Yeah, by hiring you.
479
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:07,333
And by rod you definitely
mean knife for his back?
480
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,894
All right, fine,
let's get it all out now.
481
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,895
I've got a desk delivery
for a Mr Farrell.
482
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:16,395
- First floor, mate.
- No-one said anything about any stairs.
483
00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:18,555
Do your own furniture arranging, pal.
484
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:21,978
Cheeky bastard. That's everything
that's wrong with Britain today.
485
00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:24,897
Don't worry, guys. I've got this.
486
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,395
New headed paper.
487
00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:31,706
Take a look at that, boys.
488
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,475
Wow, that is headed paper all right.
489
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,873
Yeah, with one very small
but hugely important change.
490
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:40,338
Look where it lists
the new company directors.
491
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,275
Director. Singular.
492
00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:45,159
Your name's not on there, mate.
493
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,915
What the fuck? Carol, get the
printers on the phone right now.
494
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:50,898
I'm not paying for this
until it's been corrected.
495
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,622
That is what we ordered.
496
00:24:52,648 --> 00:24:55,303
Ronnie popped in on Tuesday and
told me to take your name off.
497
00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:56,984
What? Are you sure?
498
00:24:57,010 --> 00:24:59,705
Yeah, it was definitely Ronnie.
He had his face.
499
00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,786
This is obviously
Ronnie's idea of a wind-up.
500
00:25:01,812 --> 00:25:03,873
Yeah, or his idea of a stitch up.
501
00:25:04,219 --> 00:25:06,155
Look, I have to pop out for a bit.
502
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,327
You two lazy pricks can haul
this fucking monstrosity
503
00:25:08,353 --> 00:25:10,795
up into Walshy's... Ronnie's office.
504
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,955
You're joking. It looks like it
weighs more than an actual Roller.
505
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,784
I'm fucking not. Get it done.
506
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,113
Okay, boss. I really enjoyed
today's pep talk
507
00:25:37,026 --> 00:25:38,321
Pull!
508
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,955
Vincent, my old mucker!
509
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:45,755
What a wonderful day to be alive.
510
00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:47,162
How's the office shaping up?
511
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:51,275
Nothing's really changed,
other than your desk has arrived.
512
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:52,993
Which is what I need
to talk to you about.
513
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:55,624
What, the desk? Want me
to get you one? Gorgeous, innit?
514
00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:57,345
Not the fucking desk, Ronnie.
515
00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,995
Why did you take my name off
the paperwork as a director?
516
00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,975
Because you're not a director, Vincent.
517
00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:05,119
Pull!
518
00:26:07,546 --> 00:26:09,166
Fuck me, Ronnie, do you have to?
519
00:26:09,871 --> 00:26:12,315
The deal was I helped
you fuck over Walshy
520
00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:13,994
and then we run the business
as partners.
521
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,579
Yeah, there's been a complication.
522
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:18,635
It turns out that as a
former director of Cachet
523
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,435
you've been barred
by the Companies House
524
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:22,644
from becoming a director of
the new business for five years.
525
00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:26,337
I'm sorry, mate, but it was unforeseen.
526
00:26:26,801 --> 00:26:28,001
Bollocks was it.
527
00:26:29,019 --> 00:26:30,265
Pull!
528
00:26:33,184 --> 00:26:34,519
What about my partnership?
529
00:26:34,545 --> 00:26:36,544
We can still be partners
in the business, Vinny,
530
00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:37,817
just not in a legal sense.
531
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:39,614
More like hombres.
532
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:42,915
I'll tell you what, Ronnie,
533
00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:45,062
you can stick your hombres
up your hombrarsehole.
534
00:26:45,585 --> 00:26:47,235
I wanted to run my own business.
535
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:48,475
If I can't do it at Cachet
536
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,905
then I'll fuck off and find
a proper investor elsewhere.
537
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,515
Have a go.
538
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:55,795
Fuck.
539
00:26:55,992 --> 00:26:57,435
Nah, I'm all right.
540
00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,875
No, I want you to have a go.
541
00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:01,100
Fucking...
542
00:27:02,017 --> 00:27:03,955
You ever fired a gun before?
543
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:04,989
No.
544
00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:06,795
Oh, it's easy.
545
00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:10,462
You just look the target straight in
the eye and gently pull the trigger.
546
00:27:11,376 --> 00:27:15,631
Then you try not to smile as they
disintegrate in front of your eyes.
547
00:27:15,657 --> 00:27:17,911
Apparently it makes you look psychotic.
548
00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:19,715
Pull!
549
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:20,550
Ah, fuck!
550
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:27,115
You'd be advised to remember that
now I own the business outright,
551
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:30,113
that money you borrowed
off Cachet belongs to me.
552
00:27:30,918 --> 00:27:33,584
So while you owe me £50,000,
young Vincent,
553
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:37,409
it'll be very much in your interest
to remain my hombre.
554
00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,515
Now go on, get back to work,
555
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:42,858
and make sure they don't
put a scratch in my desk.
556
00:27:43,159 --> 00:27:45,574
Cost me a fucking fortune, that, son.
557
00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:47,035
Pull!
558
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:53,955
Don't! Put it down,
put it down, put it down.
559
00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:55,195
Fuck!
560
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,835
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- Oh, look what you done now.
561
00:27:57,860 --> 00:27:59,555
I didn't do that. It's not my fault.
562
00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:02,435
Every so often karma can pop up
and kick you in the bollocks,
563
00:28:02,460 --> 00:28:03,563
but the way I see it,
564
00:28:03,589 --> 00:28:05,764
you've got to break a few eggs
to make an omelette.
565
00:28:05,790 --> 00:28:07,925
Only now I was cooking
with psychotic eggs
566
00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:09,472
with a penchant for violence.
567
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:13,115
And maybe you reap what you sow,
but believe me,
568
00:28:13,428 --> 00:28:15,875
I'd rather reap a harvest of
ill-gotten gains than fight
569
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,551
over a handful of slim pickings
with the rest of you fucking plebs.
570
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,820
Come here, my little Swans.
571
00:28:32,135 --> 00:28:34,235
Go and fight over who
gets the biggest room.
572
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,675
- Oldest gets it!
- Right, I'll have to kill you, then!
573
00:28:37,155 --> 00:28:38,621
Not bad, eh?
574
00:28:39,528 --> 00:28:41,048
Thank you, Vincent.
575
00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:43,204
You deserve it.
576
00:28:43,798 --> 00:28:45,315
From now on we're in this together.
577
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:46,995
I've heard that one before.
578
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:49,505
I know, but I promise.
579
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:51,140
No more lies.
580
00:28:59,911 --> 00:29:01,406
Shhh.
581
00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:04,635
The Night by
Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons
582
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:07,020
♪ Beware of his promise ♪
583
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:12,980
♪ Believe what I say ♪
584
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:19,260
♪ Before I go forever ♪
585
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:25,300
♪ Be sure of what you say ♪
586
00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:29,355
♪ So he paints a pretty picture ♪
587
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:31,380
♪ And he tells you
that he needs you... ♪
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