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[sleigh bells]
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*
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[upbeat guitar music]
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*
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You know that moment when
you finally understand life?
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You just get it?
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Well, this was my moment.
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I got it. Everything and
everyone in my life fit into
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a neat, little box.
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Here are the individualist
hipster clones...
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and the better-than-you bankers.
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[scoffs] See?
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I knew exactly what
was what, who was who,
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and most importantly, who I am.
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Aw, the yummy mommies.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Olivia] Look, we all do it.
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We give ourselves labels
to feel we belong.
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Silly, really. Because waking
up to yourself is about
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letting go of who you
imagine yourself to be.
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Of course, I had
yet to learn that.
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Yep.
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No. Im up.
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Im gonna take on the world.
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[water bubbling]
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[urinating]
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Oh!
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*
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* Do you want to dance
and hold my hand? *
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* Tell me baby
I'm your lover man *
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* Oh baby,
do you want to dance? *
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* Do you want to dance
under the moonlight? *
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* Squeeze me baby all
through the night *
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* Oh baby,
do you want to dance? *
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* Do you do you do you
do you want to dance *
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* Do you do you do you
do you want to dance? *
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* Do you do you do you
do you want to dance *
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*
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Fuck!
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* Do you want to dance
under the moonlight? *
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* Squeeze me baby all
through the night *
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* Oh baby,
do you want to dance? *
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* Do you do you do you
do you want to dance *
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* Do you do you do you
do you want to dance? *
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* Do you do you do you
do you want to dance *
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*
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[grunts]
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Look smart, everyone!
She's almost here.
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Could I get that
deposition, Charles?
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Yes, yes.
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Could I get a smile too
for Sophie's last day?
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Terrifying as usual. Thank you.
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[sighs]
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[all] Surprise!
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You do not do that to someone!
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Oh! [laughs]
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Ill be sad to leave the firm.
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Glad to see the back
of you lot, of course.
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-[laughing]
-Yay!
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Yes, Olivia, thank
you for the surprise.
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I can tell you were
the one behind it.
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[laughs]
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[heavy breathing]
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And now for
another surprise...
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Im gonna be a mum.
Thats right, I'm having a baby.
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[applause]
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Thank you.
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[squealing]
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[snorts]
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Yay!
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Shoo! Go on. Shoo! Go on!
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Fuck off! Go get
the mouse that's...
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not this one.
[cat meows]
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That was rather
embarrassing, wasn't it?
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Excruciating stuff.
-Yes.
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Thank you. Much
better adjective.
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It is possible, you know.
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Yeah! Sure, yes. I mean...
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that was always the plan. Um...
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but then you wake up after yet
another pointless relationship
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and you realize...
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the only thing you ever truly
wanted, you left up to fate.
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Now, it's too late.
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No chance with the current?
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She's barely 12.
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Fortunately, I am
completely obsessed with her.
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Finally happy.
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You don't look very happy.
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So...
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who's the man then?
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No man.
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A woman needs a man like a fish
needs a bicycle and all that.
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Yes, but who's like a man?
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We are, quite
literally, two women.
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Top or bottom sort of thing.
- Right.
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I mean, how does
it fit together?
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[slapping]
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Charles, please.
Stop doing that.
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- What do you call this piece?
- Dot.
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Do you know what it represents?
- What?
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Fuck all!
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[laughs] Don't say that.
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I literally spent all day,
creating a full stop.
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But this what being a
struggling artist is all about.
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Yeah, but when do you
stop saying struggling
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and just realize
that you are not one.
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Never.
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If I'm all right with it,
you can be too, you know.
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Alex, that's not who you are.
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[sighs] How was your day?
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Lovely, thank you.
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Um... I did get us a new pet.
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Her name's Maureen.
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There are ways to
address procrastination,
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as we discussed.
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Are there?
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Are there?
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[music plays]
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[screams, giggling]
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*
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- I know...
- You do?
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I need to get up
and face the world.
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Actually, um...
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I was going to
ask you to marry me.
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- Have you got a ring?
- Yes! No, I dont. It...
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More of an in theory situation.
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You just proposed
to me in theory?
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I mean, do you think we should?
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Because, then we'd
be as close as...
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you know, family and we could...
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All those lovely tax benefits.
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You've not proposed
before, have you?
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Is it too soon?
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It is too soon. Yep.
It probably...
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Ignore me. I've had
a lot of coffee.
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And now you're literally
taking your proposal back?
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Got me divorce papers
through, this morning.
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John!
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Most people just
say good morning, John!
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As long as she gives me
my signed football back,
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I'm happy.
[Olivia] Oh, I'm sure she will.
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So, you're a single man, now? -
Yeah!
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Gosh! You can party, date and...
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[stuttering] ...
travel the world.
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Grow my hair a bit.
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Oh, that's classy.
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-Thank you!
-[Alex] Goodbye, John!
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[John] What you doin?
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Are you two doing stuff?
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[indistinct chatter, laughter]
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* [Been Invited to
a Party playing] *
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*
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[panting]
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[Olivia] Look at him.
Mr. Family Man.
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If we were still kids,
I'd go over there
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and give him a wedgie.
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Those trousers are
doing the job for you.
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Do you ever think about that?
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Your brother's ass?
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Daily, yeah.
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I wish I had the
courage to be different,
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to stand alone and accept
that I have feelings for men.
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I just can't deal
with the stigma.
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Just 'cause, lately I've been--
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Ive just been
thinking, I don't know,
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what a great mum you'd make.
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So that's what it was about.
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What?
- The anti-proposal.
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No.
- That's why you had no ring.
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Look, were we--
You know, I don't--
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We haven't broached
that, have we?
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The kid thing?
Have we covered that?
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Uh, yeah. Date two.
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You asked me, and I said maybe,
but like, not for years.
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Okay.
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[people chatting]
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Well, you didn't shut it down.
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Did you?
- That was ten months ago.
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[Ben] Get ready, people!
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[people cheering]
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You've seen my
bank balance, huh?
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I don't know if I'm
ready. If I'm ever...
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gonna be ready.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
[people laughing]
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Are those tears?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Um...
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I'm sorry. I know
you're not ready.
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But Alex, I'm almost 40.
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The shop is closing.
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I know that's not terribly
Gloria Steinem of me
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but it's true.
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[sighs]
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This is a thing, isn't it?
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I should have been more honest.
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How long have you wanted this?
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Only since I was five.
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You should have
been more honest.
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[people chatting]
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I just didn't want to lose you.
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You have me.
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This is it. I'm done.
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I want us to be a family.
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[cheering]
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[party music]
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*
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I need time...
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time to think.
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- Sure. Oh, absolutely, yeah.
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Cool.
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No pressure.
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Happy New Year.
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Happy New Year.
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* C'mon baby give give give
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*
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[Alfie] So, you dumped her?
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No, Alf. She asked for a baby.
Not a kidney.
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That would be way less hassle.
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- I said I'd think about it.
- Who would have it?
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You?
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You'll never have sex again.
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Pregnancy fucks with
your vagina, man.
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No, she wants to do it.
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There's no way I'm
shitting out a kid.
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- How many of these we've had?
- Like...
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three... each.
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The guy said just have a half.
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It'll be mellow.
It's always mellow.
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[screaming]
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[Alfie] What is happening?
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It just won't stop.
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[Alex] We're all gonna die!
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[panting]
[screaming]
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[police siren fading out]
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[indistinct chatter]
[music playing]
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[John] Hey! You made it.
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Of course, we did.
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We needed the alcohol.
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I'm just glad you
didn't feel intimidated.
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[Olivia] Happy divorce.
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Thank you very much, Olivia.
I am heartbroken, you know?
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Hang on in there.
- [John] Thank you, Alex.
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Just BTW, I can see right
through that top.
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Oh, oh! Mojitos are up!
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Come on! Mojitos!...
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Alex] Babe.
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I'm still not
talking to you, okay?
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I'm sorry.
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Those brownies were stronger
than expected and to be fair...
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that ride cannot
be safe for kids.
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00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,805
Alex, this is not
the way to behave.
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I know. I just got bored of
not getting anything done
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and wanted to have
some fun, I am trying.
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Well, just hurry up!
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- Hurry up!
- Yes!
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Girls? Really?
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Isn't this sort of
MTV in the 90's?
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I think those two
will fancy you whatever.
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00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,357
Alex, I need
you to be the person
264
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,992
that you plan to be sooner.
265
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,493
Why?
266
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,727
Becau--
267
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,763
because you're
going to be a mother.
268
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,869
I've started already...
269
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,109
the insemination program.
270
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,345
[Alex sighs]
271
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,847
Surprise.
[sighing]
272
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:15,882
Yay.
273
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,885
How could you do this?
274
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,020
Huh?
275
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,789
You promised me time to think.
276
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,559
I just thought I'd
give it a shot and see.
277
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,062
[scoffs] This is our life.
278
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,130
Alex, I couldn't wait.
279
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,201
Not any longer.
280
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,038
This was never about me.
281
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,741
[sighs]
282
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,644
You'll be a great mother--
283
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,146
Stop telling me what
I'm fucking great at.
284
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,147
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
285
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,416
I'm going to go
back to our house
286
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,717
and give us both
time to cool off.
287
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,918
I don't wanna see you.
288
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,323
Fine. I'll go to my parents.
- Fine.
289
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,391
Fuck!
290
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,834
Ah-ha! Where's Olivia?
291
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,603
Huh! I've been left behind.
292
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,405
You okay?
293
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,274
[sighs] I make
so many beginnings,
294
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,842
there will never be an end.
295
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,610
I'm not quite following.
- Mm.
296
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,812
Little Women .
297
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,581
You should read it, John.
298
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,916
In the meantime...
299
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,853
do you fancy forgetting
who the fuck we are for a bit?
300
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,589
- Oh! Most definitely.
- Fantastic!
301
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,861
[birds chirping]
302
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,631
[Sue] Green juice, darling?
- No, thanks, Mummy.
303
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,335
Nice to have our princess home.
- Just the damn best.
304
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,038
Wish you had an argument
with your flatmate every week.
305
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,639
Girlfriend.
306
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,641
Life partner, darling.
307
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,543
Well, we'll be here
when it doesn't work out,
308
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,611
won't we, love?
309
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,812
[Sue] Absolutely!
310
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,887
[snoring]
311
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,125
Good morning, Alex.
312
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,894
[gasping]
313
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,133
Do you wanna go again?
314
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,235
Oh, my God.
315
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,513
Oh, thank God!
[sobbing]
316
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,850
Oh, Alex, I can't believe I
did that without telling you.
317
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,320
I'm so sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
318
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,355
I'm so sorry.
- So sorry.
319
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,323
So sorry?
320
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,760
Let's just have a baby. Yah?
Let's do whatever you want.
321
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,162
Whatever it takes.
322
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:43,930
Really?
323
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,766
Let's mess up your
VJ, good and proper.
324
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,602
That's a yes.
325
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,373
Yay!
326
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,109
[sobbing]
327
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:01,114
Thank you! Because, Alex...
328
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,284
this is about you.
329
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,954
I can't do this without
you being part of it,
330
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:08,888
you know?
331
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,858
It'll be easy, right?
- Yes!
332
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,693
Having a baby is just
like having a mate around
333
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,094
who's always pissed.
334
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,798
They just need propping up now
and again, and given fluids.
335
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,201
Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
- Sweet!
336
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,578
[Olivia] So I would
ask you to find him
337
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,313
accountable for what he did.
338
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,048
In summation, clause
14 states that--
339
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,083
[burps]
340
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,720
That's not what it states.
341
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:41,954
Clause 14-- [heaves]
342
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,591
[heaves]
343
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,826
[Judge] Are you able
to continue, Miss Miller?
344
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,728
[heaves]
345
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,563
[jury murmuring]
346
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,270
Um...
347
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,173
no, actually.
348
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,777
My colleague will tell
you about that clause.
349
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:08,248
If you will please excuse
me, I have to vomit.
350
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,531
There's more out here
if you need em babe.
351
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,201
Say a prayer to
the god of fertility.
352
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,203
That's not gonna happen. Go!
353
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,047
[lighter clicks]
354
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,720
[chokes]
355
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,341
[footsteps]
It's positive!
356
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,811
I'm pregnant! [panting]
357
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,747
Snap. I'm pregnant.
358
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,084
No, I am. I am pregnant.
359
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,152
[chuckling]
360
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,155
What?
361
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,161
I don't understand
what happened.
362
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,431
Oh, poor you.
You're all confused.
363
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,367
Meanwhile, you have
just put my entire life
364
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,369
into a salad spinner of fuck!
365
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,038
I was so drunk.
366
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,941
And you went behind my back
and that really hurt.
367
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,543
So, you thought you'd
sleep with a man
368
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,345
you nicknamed scrotum pole?
369
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,380
I don't remember anything.
370
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,417
[Olivia] You remembered
how to fuck, obviously!
371
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:55,522
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
372
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:58,057
Look how much you're
fucking making me swear!
373
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:01,728
[gasping]
374
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,862
I just don't
understand why you keep
375
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,564
messing everything
up for yourself.
376
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:08,401
[gasping]
377
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,537
Oh, what's this?
- Bag.
378
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,139
What?
- Bag. Paper bag.
379
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,241
[gasping continues]
380
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,652
Yeah just--
381
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,289
We were so good together.
- I know.
382
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,259
I know
[gasping continues]
383
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,271
You can't be the one
to comfort me over you.
384
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:52,945
[Run playing]
385
00:21:52,945 --> 00:22:15,435
*
386
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,537
Oh, yes!
387
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,340
Olivia, look!
388
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,010
She gave me my ball back.
389
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,547
That's fantastic!
I'm so happy for you.
390
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,817
Let's have a look.
391
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,658
Okay.
392
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,229
Can I have my ball back now?
393
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,233
So just go romcom on her arse.
394
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:48,735
'Scuse me?
395
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:53,172
The big romantic gesture.
Richard Gere, roses,
396
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,007
so she no longer
feels like a hooker.
397
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,576
Then I'm literally gonna
be a mum to two kids.
398
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,744
Just like that.
399
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,747
You're already having one.
- Not without her, I'm not.
400
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,251
Does that make
me a shitty person?
401
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,488
It's not a story I'd tell them
at their graduation but no...
402
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,322
you're all right.
403
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,525
I don't know what to do.
404
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:15,261
Can you be without her?
405
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,698
No.
- Not a chance?
406
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,535
Not one.
- There you go then.
407
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,704
And now...
408
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,106
to celebrate.
409
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,041
I'm gonna have a baby, Alf.
410
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,211
- Yeah, I know. I sympathize.
411
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,614
This'll make you feel better.
412
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:37,717
Yep.
413
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,361
[door slams shut]
414
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,134
Whoa!
415
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,237
That is so not cool.
416
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,658
I can't sell a single painting.
417
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,760
Not even the one
with me tits out.
418
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:24,230
So, I sold all
those cool art supplies
419
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,098
and I got you this.
420
00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:28,434
I can't do this on me own.
421
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:31,838
And I don't think
you can, either.
422
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:35,174
[birds chirping]
423
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,250
Have you smelled this thing?
424
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,620
It's vintage, isnt it?
425
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,625
[keys jingling]
426
00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:04,470
[door slams shut]
427
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,806
And why exactly do you
think I wouldn't be able
428
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,040
to do this on my own?
429
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:11,778
I have support. Friends,
my family, friends.
430
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,279
Which friends?
- Friends.
431
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:14,714
Maureen?
432
00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,449
Well what do you bring, Alex?
433
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,451
And you need to get that
fucking mouse out of my house.
434
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:21,821
I'm home all day.
435
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,323
Got a thing for Pixar.
436
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,492
To be honest, I hadn't
thought beyond the pram.
437
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,563
I just know that if you were
ever able to forgive me,
438
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:34,233
then I would love to be the
mum that you think I can be.
439
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:39,839
So, I'd like to call today,
Lez be having some babies!
440
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,007
No jokes.
441
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,575
Understood.
Not a laughing matter.
442
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,677
Alex.
- Present.
443
00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:47,479
Yep. We've established that.
444
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,649
My sister has
asked me to do this
445
00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:51,350
quite heinous bit
of mediation today,
446
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,185
so you can both be
sure you're entering
447
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:55,154
into this agreement--
- Family. Family.
448
00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:59,191
Bit of a stretch but anyway...
with clarity and closure.
449
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,761
Yeah, fine.
I'll agree to anything.
450
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,096
How romantic. Now here
are the hard and fast rules.
451
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,098
Never again shall either
of you mention that Alex
452
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,333
slept with someone else.
453
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,334
[Alex] Fine.
454
00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:09,702
You have to meet
each other's parents.
455
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:11,370
Fine.
456
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:12,839
And you have to tell
John about the baby.
457
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,541
No fucking way!
- He's the father.
458
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,778
We're talking about the man
who thought LGBT was just
459
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:19,946
a really big sandwich.
460
00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:21,280
You slept with him.
461
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,949
Oh! I think we agreed no
more mention of the S word.
462
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:25,351
Shut up, Ben!
- That's mature.
463
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:28,621
Why would you want him involved?
He almost ruined us.
464
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:32,291
How else are we going to afford
two children on one salary?
465
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,894
Well, we don't need childcare.
I'll look after them.
466
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,463
No Alex, you're an artist.
467
00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:40,466
You can't give up your dream.
468
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,904
You are my dream.
469
00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:46,238
[Ben scoffs]
- Shut up, Ben.
470
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:48,140
You two are perfect
for each other.
471
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:53,579
I want to do this properly.
One has to do the right thing.
472
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,581
You've started
talking like the Queen.
473
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:57,650
Must be serious.
474
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,619
That's her serious face, too.
475
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:01,921
Or she's having a stroke.
476
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:03,055
Shut up!
- Ben!
477
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:04,757
Okay, why am I here?
478
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:09,662
[women chatting]
479
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,669
Hey, John.
480
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:17,770
- Oh, hey!
481
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,438
I'm so glad you're talking
to me again. Listen...
482
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,840
[seductively] Who's the daddy?
483
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,241
You are.
484
00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,010
[seductively] Who's the daddy?
485
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,678
Alex?
486
00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:32,251
Who. Is. The. Daddy?
487
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,688
I am the daddy.
488
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,258
Yes, you are.
- Excuse me?
489
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:42,461
She's pregnant.
You are going to be a daddy.
490
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:44,697
And were gonna need
shitloads of money.
491
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:47,700
[chuckles]
492
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,435
Well, I did it.
493
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:50,469
Yes, you did.
494
00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:51,704
Mm-hmm.
495
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:58,210
Why can we never do that?
[doorbell rings]
496
00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,213
[knocking at door]
497
00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,050
I thought you meant sexually.
498
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:06,618
No, she didn't.
That was our joke.
499
00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:08,220
You did not mean sexually?
500
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:10,156
I had sex with that.
501
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,392
And now there's a baby gonna
be coming out of that.
502
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,895
Yes, thank you for
the biology lecture.
503
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,130
Come in before
you throw up on that.
504
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,971
Look, mate...
I don't expect anything.
505
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,139
[Olivia clears her throat]
- Maybe money.
506
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,141
You work in banking, right?
507
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,743
- No, not anymore.
508
00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:34,246
No. I own and run
a site called Mannism.
509
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,082
It's um...
510
00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:38,317
Its a-- Its a-- A place
511
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,519
where alpha males
can connect and...
512
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,024
share the message of the
ancient Greek word, Arete .
513
00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:48,194
Be the best you can be.
- So, money's out then.
514
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,595
[sniffs] Well...
515
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:51,864
you keep doing that.
516
00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:55,101
Because, I'm perfectly cool
raising this baby with Olivia.
517
00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:59,038
- I'm also having a baby.
- Bollocks.
518
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:00,206
Actually, it's certain.
519
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,275
No, not that.
Congrats or whatever.
520
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:04,944
Bollocks to me
not playing a part.
521
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:07,947
I am the father!
That little one needs a dad.
522
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,683
Please. Please
let me be the dad.
523
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,252
Plus, I live right next door.
524
00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,587
I have a complex vocabulary.
525
00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:22,361
You can't drive. I can
drive you! If you want.
526
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:26,132
[Olivia whispering] Get him
out of this house, now!
527
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,868
I've heard enough. He knows now.
- Yes.
528
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,369
Out you go, John!
529
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:33,039
- I cannot believe
that is the man who--
530
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,273
Turned your
girlfriend straight?
531
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,142
Oh, my God!
- That's what she said.
532
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,877
Sorry, that was right there.
533
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,547
I am so incredibly sorry for
the pain that I have caused you.
534
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,549
If I could go back in time
and change what happened,
535
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:45,151
I would. But...
536
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:48,988
I'm a great guy.
537
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:51,991
Let me take you out to
lunch, clear the air,
538
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,225
get to know me better.
539
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,261
Yeah? I want to
be a part of this.
540
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:58,664
This is...
541
00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:00,466
kind of all I've got.
542
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,835
Aside from Mannism?
- Hail to the Alpha.
543
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:06,138
[sighs]
- Give me a chance?
544
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:10,109
Go on. Give me a chance.
545
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,279
[Olivia] Aw.
546
00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:16,949
Is it supposed to look
like an underwater alien?
547
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:18,617
Yes. It is quite
revolting, isnt it?
548
00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:21,954
So, Alex, that membrane which
is protecting the fetus
549
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,755
is known as the amniotic sac.
550
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,758
That's mingin. Stop it.
- Yes, please stop.
551
00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:31,130
So, you're pregnant too?
- I am.
552
00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:34,133
And you're both together?
- We are.
553
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,135
Yes.
- And both pregnant with...
554
00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:37,636
some other peoples children?
555
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,639
Well, it's not
quite that random.
556
00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:43,042
I was artificially
inseminated by a donor.
557
00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,945
Oh, yes. Thank you.
No need to elaborate.
558
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,446
Very feminist, I'm sure.
559
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,553
Okay, well. Thank you very much.
560
00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:57,323
Are you wearing
an underwire bra?
561
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:58,490
Sorry?
562
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,226
You should stop
during pregnancy.
563
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,561
It restricts the growth
of milk glands in your--
564
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,332
Breasts.
- Hmm.
565
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:09,835
[clears throat] You
need to know these things.
566
00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:10,836
You can't ignore pregnancy.
567
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:12,138
Sadly.
568
00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:15,507
Um, if my waters break
while I'm out and about,
569
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:18,344
uh, will it look like
I've just pissed myself?
570
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:23,015
It's more of a trickle than a--
Oh, dear God-- Gush.
571
00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:27,920
And um, during labor,
is it correct that...
572
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,488
one can crap oneself?
573
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,023
I'll give you
some leaflets, okay?
574
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:34,426
Do you know, I have
a painting of my vulva
575
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:37,363
that would look absolutely
gorgeous in here?
576
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,598
No, thank you. Goodbye.
Toodle-oo.
577
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:40,532
- Okay, buh-bye. Bye.
578
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,705
[Olivia] Howd we manage
to find the one obstetrician
579
00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:48,207
who's weird about vaginas?
580
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:51,677
[both laughing hysterically]
581
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:52,711
[snorts]
582
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:15,901
Saturday's at 11:00 a.m.
Got it. Thank you. Bye.
583
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:18,870
Hello!
- Hello there!
584
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,542
I'm really pleased
we got to do this.
585
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,311
I'm pleased we
could do this, too.
586
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:26,378
Yeah.
587
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,648
I appreciated your apology.
588
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,818
Well, I appreciate
you saying that.
589
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,589
Great! I am starving.
- Sandwiches.
590
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:41,660
Oh. This is stilton?
- Yeah.
591
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,062
I don't think I can have it.
592
00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,264
Alex was just going on
about this yesterday.
593
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:47,233
- What, cause of the--
- Yeah.
594
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,234
Oh, so sorry.
595
00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,269
That's okay. I can
still have the bread.
596
00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:51,903
I'll just take this.
597
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:09,621
Yes, um...
598
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,959
Alex has become quite
the pregnancy major.
599
00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:16,128
That girls hilarious.
Never serious.
600
00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,197
She can be quite
serious, though.
601
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,799
No. I...even
when she's serious,
602
00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:22,434
she's a little un-serious.
603
00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:24,370
Well, maybe you don't take
what she's saying seriously.
604
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,372
I'm pretty certain shes just
being fun and not serious.
605
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,974
Well, she does laugh a lot.
-Yeah.
606
00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:32,478
Like a little squeaky mouse.
607
00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:34,213
It's quite a big
laugh actually, Id say.
608
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,715
It's big for her, but
pretty small, generally.
609
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:39,218
I'd say if it's big for her,
it's big for anyone.
610
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,552
Really?
- Yeah.
611
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,554
I think, it's more like...
612
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:43,622
[high-pitched laugh]
It's like little.
613
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,624
Obviously, I've been
making her laugh a lot.
614
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:46,892
But it's nothing like that.
615
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,394
No, I hear it
quite a lot like...
616
00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:49,495
[high-pitched laugh]
617
00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:52,231
It's more of a--
It's, uh, lower.
618
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,565
No.
619
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:57,803
Guttural, sort of...
[low-pitched laugh]
620
00:33:58,637 --> 00:33:59,638
That sort of...
-No, it's...
621
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:00,672
[high-pitched laugh]
622
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:01,840
It's not like that.
623
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:07,746
[both feign laughter]
624
00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:14,753
[laughter becomes
amorous moaning]
625
00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:17,923
No, I'm thinking
of something else.
626
00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:31,370
So... how was he then?
627
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,372
Big fella? Nice moves?
628
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,707
Mum, you're kind of
missing the point.
629
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,176
Best news Ive heard all year.
630
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,545
That's great to hear.
631
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:41,113
You shagged a bloke.
632
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,848
Back to yourself again.
633
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:45,184
What are talking about?
Ive never been into blokes.
634
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,186
Oh! What about Turner's son?
635
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:50,021
I was five. He taught me how
to piss in the sea discretely.
636
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,523
It was hardly a grand romance.
637
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,192
It was more of a
very useful life tool.
638
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:56,695
Well... I just think we've
turned a corner, that's all.
639
00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,798
So... are you getting
it dealt with?
640
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:05,070
No. I'm having it and
raising it with Olivia.
641
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,575
Listen. Listen to me.
642
00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,478
Now you know I
love you, don't you?
643
00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:15,247
And I will support any
decision you ever make.
644
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,317
I just think two women
raising a child together
645
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:19,985
is fucking disgusting.
646
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,153
And we're back.
647
00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:22,988
I mean what are you gonna do
when it asks where its daddy is?
648
00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:25,491
John is going to be
a part of their life.
649
00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:27,593
Oh, so he's still
skulking around, is he?
650
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:28,994
Not like that.
651
00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:32,598
All I'm saying is don't
close off all your options.
652
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:36,402
Sort yourself out,
concentrate on your career
653
00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:39,004
and see if you can have
a proper baby one day.
654
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,120
[Alex] What am I
gonna teach a kid?
655
00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:57,356
I'm gonna be a mum before
I've been anything else.
656
00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:59,024
[Olivia]
Oh, that's not true.
657
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,427
You were a stoner for a while.
658
00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:02,428
[chuckling]
659
00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,764
Ah, see, John was definitely
not impersonating your laugh.
660
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,936
Sorry.
Are you gonna finish that?
661
00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:13,038
No. Knock yourself out.
662
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,608
I'm only craving rabbit
food at the moment.
663
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,110
[mumbling] I hate you.
664
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:23,982
[Olivia groans]
665
00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:27,152
Lettuce makes me pee myself.
666
00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:29,621
That can scientifically
not be true.
667
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:31,990
Well, something is
making me pee myself.
668
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:35,894
You know...
669
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,897
I actually don't have
any sympathy for you.
670
00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:42,067
You're gonna have this baby...
671
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,135
your body will snap back
672
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:45,637
and then you got
the kid box ticked.
673
00:36:47,172 --> 00:36:49,508
Do you have any idea how many
thirty-something women
674
00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:51,677
are on horrendous
dates right now?
675
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:55,414
One eye on the clock and
one eye on some dull bloke
676
00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:56,848
sitting opposite
them thinking,
677
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:59,084
Oh, crap. He'll have to do.
678
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:01,353
Or lesbians
frantically googling,
679
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,188
Sperm donors
with Oxbridge degrees.
680
00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:04,256
Exactly.
681
00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:08,260
[siren wailing in the distance]
682
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:11,029
Do you know her?
- No, but she's pregnant.
683
00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:12,664
So?
684
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:13,865
That's what you do
when you're pregnant,
685
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:16,101
you wave at each
other, like cabbies.
686
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,203
Hmm.
687
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:21,273
Labor. Yeah.
688
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,174
Even the word
makes us feel tense.
689
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:26,612
This course is gonna equip you
with all the tools and
690
00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:28,714
techniques that you need to
challenge the contemporary
691
00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:31,583
over-medicalized,
fear-based, birthing culture
692
00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:34,286
and to remind your body
to let it all go, guys.
693
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,788
Now, no questions till the end.
Please remember the rules.
694
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:40,125
So, some of you are sitting here
in like a refrigerator of terror
695
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,961
and some of you will
be sitting here, doubting,
696
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:45,731
whether hypnobirthing
works at all. Well...
697
00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:48,300
it-- It does.
698
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:52,237
It does. Lets start
with the introductions, Alex.
699
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,972
This is Alex.
- Hi.
700
00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:58,143
And this is Alex's female
life partner, Olivia.
701
00:37:58,143 --> 00:37:59,478
Huh!
702
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:02,080
I'm just so happy and humbled
to have you in my group, guys.
703
00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,081
Oh! Thank you.
704
00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:07,085
Oh, and this is Mike and
Maya, Morgan and Amanda,
705
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,654
and Allison...
706
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,658
and Dave.
- and Dave. I know that.
707
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:15,060
I know that. Right.
708
00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:17,563
Let's talk about pain.
709
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,831
Pain. What is pain?
710
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:22,568
Its a rhetorical question.
711
00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:25,837
Pain is being judged by
the color of your skin,
712
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:28,674
pain is not being allowed to
have a relationship with someone
713
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,075
because they are
the wrong gender.
714
00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:31,076
Am I right?
715
00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:33,412
You go, girl. [laughs]
716
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,682
Pain is being fisted by
a 300-pound rich white guy
717
00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:38,517
because you haven't got enough
money to pay the rent.
718
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,519
What pain is not...
719
00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:42,187
is labor.
720
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:43,955
Sweet.
- Right.
721
00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:45,357
[John] Wait.
- Okay.
722
00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:47,759
[Amy] Excuse me. Can I be
of some assistance to you?
723
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:50,128
Don't start without me.
- What are you doing here?
724
00:38:51,096 --> 00:38:53,599
I have every right to be here.
I'm the father of Alex's baby.
725
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:54,766
I should be part of the process.
726
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:57,268
You looked at my planner.
727
00:38:58,303 --> 00:38:59,938
Okay, okay, guys.
728
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,940
You never seen a poly-amorous
relationship before?
729
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:04,209
No.
- Yeah. well simmer down.
730
00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:06,612
Welcome, John.
731
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:09,681
You are welcome, one and all.
- Yeah, sorry.
732
00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:12,951
Amy, can I just say
that we're not wha--
733
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,986
what you just said we are.
- Yes.
734
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:18,490
But, John is the real father
and he's very much welcome.
735
00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:22,394
Thank you Alex.
- Is he your sperm donor, too?
736
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,229
Allison, that is
enough judgement.
737
00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:26,565
They're lesbians. They don't
wanna talk about sperm.
738
00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:27,966
Right-O! Sorry.
739
00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:30,335
I'd like you to take
your partners hand,
740
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,503
and put it on the baby's head.
741
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,475
under your breastal balcony.
742
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:40,746
And if you're further along,
it might be down in your minge.
743
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,414
Right. I don't--
What am I supposed to do?
744
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:43,515
I don't have a partner.
745
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:44,683
[Amy] Oh, I want
a part of this.
746
00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:47,519
I'll be your partner.
- Well, she's my partner, so.
747
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:48,654
[Amy] I'd like
to be your partner.
748
00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:49,655
Where are you? You up or down?
749
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,857
I'm up. Yup.
- Here. Right.
750
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:53,925
And if you put your
hand on my hand...
751
00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:54,926
Okay.
752
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:57,429
...feeling that lovely
little bonce there.
753
00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:59,264
That feels nice, right?
- Yup.
754
00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,199
Loving that.
755
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,004
Olivia, wait.
- Nice breathing today, Alex.
756
00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:09,040
Yeah. Cheers, John.
- You're looking great, too.
757
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:12,711
Body's really acknowledging
the pregnancy. It's beautiful.
758
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:15,847
Olivia, wait.
Look, he's harmless.
759
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,382
Like you said he has the right.
760
00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:19,451
I was wrong.
He deserves no rights.
761
00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:21,019
He deserves impotency.
762
00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,555
You have my word. This is
as close as John will get.
763
00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:26,892
John? Not Skeletor-
Mr. String Theory-
764
00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:28,426
Fuck-face-Leaning Tower of Piss?
765
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,730
No? Or The Man Evolution Forgot?
766
00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:34,466
Just John.
- Just John? Okay.
767
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,868
Got it. Just so I know, thanks.
768
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:37,969
[sighs]
769
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:42,908
[sighs]
770
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,817
Oh, I did have a couple of
questions... concerns.
771
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:53,284
Fine.
772
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:54,653
Extremely burnt toast.
773
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,988
Can't get enough
of the stuff. Healthy?
774
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,557
Perfectly normal
to have cravings.
775
00:40:58,590 --> 00:40:59,491
Also--
776
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:02,260
I have tons of energy.
Is that normal?
777
00:41:03,428 --> 00:41:04,763
Perhaps, it's cause you
haven't been sober this long
778
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,131
since you were 12.
779
00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:07,599
Hey, hormones.
780
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,768
Oh, sorry.
781
00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:12,504
It's just that your...
782
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:17,442
spring-has-sprung pregnancy
is fucking annoying.
783
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,476
Language.
784
00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:20,445
What?
785
00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:21,913
I don't know,
786
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:23,114
Amy said something about...
787
00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,817
baby feeling the meaning
of everything that it hears.
788
00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,152
Is that right, Dr. Parks?
789
00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,487
Just medical questions, please.
790
00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:33,859
I'm not, uh, singing at
crystals or waving my arms
791
00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:35,293
about dancing in a field.
792
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:37,863
Also, nose bleeds.
I've had millions of them.
793
00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:40,465
In court, debating a case,
no idea I looked like
794
00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:41,800
the final scene of Carrie.
795
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,835
The increased blood supply
puts more pressure
796
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:47,305
on the vessels, causing
them to... easily erupt.
797
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,007
[sighs]
798
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,509
You still don't want to know?
- No, no thank you.
799
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,212
I guess we don't get many
surprises in life anymore,
800
00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:56,682
so I thought, why find out.
- How fascinating.
801
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,185
You ready?
- Yes, yes. Lets find out.
802
00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:01,720
You will be having...
- Yep.
803
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,388
...a little baby...
804
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:05,824
boy. [sighs]
805
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:09,227
Aw. [chuckles]
806
00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,497
Baby boy.
807
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,366
I have a penis inside of me.
808
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,703
First time for
everything. Hey! Hey!
809
00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:19,537
[laughter]
810
00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:25,577
Okay.
811
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,412
[high pitched] That's
something I wanted to feel,
812
00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:28,580
I wanted to feel the...
813
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,049
[indistinct chatter]
814
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:46,732
[upbeat music]
815
00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:47,733
Hello, Charles.
816
00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:54,773
What's wrong with your face?
- Oh!
817
00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:59,210
Ah! Pigmentation thingamajig.
- Yes. Yeah.
818
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,880
Same thing happened to my
wife when she was pregnant.
819
00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:04,916
Yes. Turns out I've
got every possible
820
00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:06,284
pregnancy ailment going.
821
00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:08,386
I'm actually terribly depressed.
822
00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:14,225
My wife picked up some fake tan,
smothered it all over her face.
823
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,627
Evened it out.
824
00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:18,263
Actually not a bad idea.
825
00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:21,900
She looked like an
entirely different person.
826
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,902
Like I was having
a naughty affair.
827
00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:25,236
[sniffs]
828
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,242
I just pissed myself, Charles.
829
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,812
Again.
830
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:45,657
Ive missed this.
Just hanging out with someone.
831
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:48,493
What? Your wife?
832
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,262
I thought you hated her guts.
833
00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:53,799
Actually, she hated mine.
834
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:55,500
Oh!
835
00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:57,669
- Sorry.
- Yeah.
836
00:43:59,938 --> 00:44:02,273
I guess I just had to
make a decision between
837
00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,175
being a pioneer and a husband.
838
00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:05,677
Huh?
839
00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:09,447
I'm sure Steve Jobs had
the same problem. [sighs]
840
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,484
Or maybe, I wasn't
the perfect husband.
841
00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:16,287
And what's the perfect husband?
842
00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:19,290
Uh, not a total dick?
843
00:44:19,691 --> 00:44:20,658
That's better.
844
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,796
Be worthy love
and love will come.
845
00:44:25,697 --> 00:44:26,631
Wait.
846
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,201
Are you quoting
my favorite book?
847
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:32,003
Little Women . Yeah,
you were absolutely right.
848
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:35,206
I read it cover to
cover and I cried!
849
00:44:35,841 --> 00:44:38,844
Good! And who am I? Joe?
850
00:44:41,046 --> 00:44:42,814
You can be whoever you wanna be.
851
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:48,486
You are lovely
underneath it all.
852
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,024
You're lovely everywhere.
- Huh?
853
00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:54,225
How're you feeling, anyway?
854
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:56,694
The bump gets in
the way of everything.
855
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,029
Even shaving my legs.
856
00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:01,166
Uh, I need to pee.
But it's a phantom pee.
857
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,668
I go to pee. No pee comes out.
858
00:45:03,668 --> 00:45:04,669
You know, like
when you're on drugs.
859
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,872
What about the constipation?
- You what?
860
00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:10,541
Have you got nuts bowels?
I have.
861
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,378
I hate to break it to you,
John, but you're not pregnant.
862
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,681
I have couvade syndrome.
Sympathy pains for the partner.
863
00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:18,016
Of course you have, darling.
- I do.
864
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,217
[laughs] Yeah, right.
865
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:20,418
[door slams]
866
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,354
John was just going.
867
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:26,724
Was he brushing your hair?
868
00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,693
It's getting so thick
and I just needed someone
869
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:29,727
to brush it out for me.
870
00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:33,098
Mine's not getting any thicker.
871
00:45:33,198 --> 00:45:34,933
The ones on your chin are.
Boom!
872
00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:37,535
[laughs]
873
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:40,772
I'm sorry. Sorry!
I'm constipated.
874
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,877
Fake tan.
- Yeah.
875
00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:47,245
Yeah.
876
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:50,748
For my blotchy and
apparently hairy face.
877
00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:56,955
Why? Why? Why the
fuck is he here?
878
00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:58,256
Shh!
879
00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:02,360
I'm sorry. Did I swear?
Oh, Im sorry.
880
00:46:03,061 --> 00:46:05,063
How awful for you.
881
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,764
Do you know what
else is really awful?
882
00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:08,466
[breathes deeply]
883
00:46:08,466 --> 00:46:11,970
Trying to get Mr. Chapman
convicted of tax evasion
884
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,972
whilst you repeatedly fart
885
00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:16,474
throughout your
closing statement.
886
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:20,311
Mr. Chapman is
roaring with laughter.
887
00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,447
What do I do?
888
00:46:23,414 --> 00:46:24,415
Nothing.
889
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,952
Just keep on farting.
890
00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:31,923
All I want is to come home for
a snuggle with my girlfriend.
891
00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,791
But shes--
- Oh!
892
00:46:33,925 --> 00:46:36,594
Oh!
- Oh, God! I'm sorry.
893
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,663
What did I do?
- I think it kicked.
894
00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:42,267
[chuckles] Oh!
895
00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:44,769
Oh! Oh!
896
00:46:45,436 --> 00:46:46,938
Can I feel?
-Yep.
897
00:46:46,938 --> 00:46:48,273
There?
- I can't feel anything.
898
00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:49,674
Wait, wait, wait.
899
00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:53,778
Still can't--
- Just wait.
900
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,315
I missed it kick.
- No, shh.
901
00:46:57,348 --> 00:46:59,517
Babe. No, babe.
- I can't believe.
902
00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:02,287
I missed the baby kicking.
- No. Shush, shush.
903
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,989
I'm sorry, I'm so useless.
904
00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:05,190
Babe, this is
gonna have to stop.
905
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:11,162
The baby kicked.
-Aw.
906
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,164
Felt like wind.
- Perhaps, it was wind?
907
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,867
It's entirely possible.
908
00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,169
[toilet flushes]
We're going out.
909
00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:22,207
Do you want me to go?
- No, finish your food.
910
00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:25,510
It was nice.
911
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,382
Ah! Bugger me! These boobs, man.
912
00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:34,986
[sighs] They're so
big and tender.
913
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:36,354
[Olivia] We ready?
- [Alex] Yep.
914
00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:39,690
What's wrong?
- Boobs. They kill.
915
00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:42,160
Aw. Poor darling.
916
00:47:42,727 --> 00:47:44,195
Yeah.
- Oh!
917
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:45,396
[Olivia] Yeah?
- [Alex] That's nice.
918
00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:46,731
- [Olivia] Yeah?
- [Alex] Mm-hmm.
919
00:47:46,731 --> 00:47:48,566
[Alex] Oh, yeah. Mm.
920
00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:51,869
Oh, thats better.
[sighs] Bye, John.
921
00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:55,706
[door opens]
922
00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:00,845
[door shuts]
923
00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,752
[Amy]
So, you're in your safe space
924
00:48:07,752 --> 00:48:11,422
and you can feel the warm water
lapping against your ankles.
925
00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:13,858
Alex, I need to
show you something.
926
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,861
[Alex] What?
- My-- My penis.
927
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,197
Yeah, I'm set. Thanks.
- Wait, wait.
928
00:48:19,197 --> 00:48:20,698
Please, it'll take two minutes.
929
00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:21,532
Your membranes give away.
930
00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:23,401
You're dealing with the--
Hi guys!
931
00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:26,204
[Allison] Hello. Yea. All right?
- [Amy] Hi, Olivia.
932
00:48:28,873 --> 00:48:32,110
[chuckles] Yeah, you're
a tiny bit late, Allison.
933
00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:34,045
I'm really worried. Be a friend.
934
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:35,113
[Amy] You can feel
yourself moving...
935
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:37,715
Cmon! I did my 96'er on you.
936
00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:39,250
I don't even remember
anything, okay?
937
00:48:39,284 --> 00:48:41,286
All my best moves
wasted on a lezza.
938
00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:45,556
[Amy] Throughout history...
- All right, two minutes. Cmon.
939
00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:49,760
...give birth. You feel
your vagina give way.
940
00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:53,064
You can feel that baby weighing
down on your perineum.
941
00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:56,801
And the urge to shit it out
is now overwhelming you.
942
00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:02,907
It's orange.
- Am I gonna die?
943
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:05,143
So, we're gonna do
some exercises now
944
00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:07,645
to stretch the internal
abdominal muscles.
945
00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:09,647
But it's quite absorbing.
946
00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,282
I don't really want
to be interrupted.
947
00:49:11,316 --> 00:49:13,451
Do you know where
your people are?
948
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,121
Oh, yes, yes. Sorry.
I'll just check.
949
00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:20,091
[Amy] Leave that there.
950
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,796
[Alex] And how does that feel?
Does it feel good?
951
00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:28,099
[John] Oh, its definitely
swollen.
952
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,501
[indistinct conversation]
953
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,003
[yelps]
954
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:34,805
Oh!
- Oh, God! No, no, no.
955
00:49:34,839 --> 00:49:39,144
Oh!
- Now, it's John's John.
956
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,612
Just look at it, babe.
-What?
957
00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:44,449
Can cancer be orange?
958
00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:49,287
Oh!
959
00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,623
Oh!
960
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,803
Is that fake tan?
961
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,339
Oh!
962
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,375
-[Amy] Sorry to interrupt.
963
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,177
I've gotta say, you guys,
964
00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:13,711
I am starting to
wonder whether this...
965
00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:16,714
arrangement situation...
966
00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:19,150
life choice thing
is altogether healthy.
967
00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:22,053
Amy... so sorry.
Please ignore us.
968
00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:23,388
I promise you.
969
00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:27,325
We are all perfectly
normal and healthy.
970
00:50:30,228 --> 00:50:33,364
Is it bleeding? Am I bleeding?
- You are.
971
00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:36,234
Take that and get out.
972
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,203
[Amy] Please.
973
00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:41,172
Yeah, all of you. Thanks.
974
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:49,647
Olivia.
975
00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:51,516
Yes?
976
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,818
I'll make this up
to you. I promise.
977
00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,921
Just don't masturbate
in our house again.
978
00:50:57,855 --> 00:50:59,857
That's all I ask.
- Yep.
979
00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:02,593
I most definitely
probably won't.
980
00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:11,869
*
981
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:14,572
[Before I Fall To Pieces
playing]
982
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:22,247
*
983
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,783
Surprise!
I bought you a yoga teacher.
984
00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:27,218
*
985
00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:29,053
Just for an hour.
- Or two.
986
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,121
Maybe.
987
00:51:30,221 --> 00:51:31,389
Cheers, John.
988
00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:33,424
*
989
00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:34,292
[slap]
990
00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:51,075
*
991
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:54,812
[crunching]
[exhaling deeply]
992
00:51:54,912 --> 00:51:58,249
*
993
00:51:58,283 --> 00:51:59,950
[laughing]
994
00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:10,161
*
995
00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:11,496
[Olivia snores]
996
00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:21,138
*
997
00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,473
[door opens]
998
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,474
*
999
00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:24,475
[John] Alex!
1000
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:30,281
*
1001
00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:31,616
Cheers, John.
1002
00:52:31,682 --> 00:53:30,375
*
1003
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:32,209
[Ben] Well, it's jolly
nice to meet you.
1004
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,210
I love Alex like a sister.
1005
00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,313
Have you ever been with a man?
1006
00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:38,516
[scoffs] Why'd you ask that?
1007
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:40,585
I just thought it might
run in the family.
1008
00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:42,687
I had a small bet
with myself, actually.
1009
00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:46,023
Oh, right. I see. Well,
I take it one of you lost?
1010
00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:47,525
Jury's still out.
1011
00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:53,264
It was Alex's idea.
Get mad at her.
1012
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:55,366
She wants you to spend
more time with her bestie.
1013
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,535
She did not call you her bestie.
1014
00:53:58,436 --> 00:54:00,338
Isn't pregnancy
making her nicer?
1015
00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:03,574
Did you call John your bestie?
1016
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,611
Huh? I can't hear you.
Talk to John.
1017
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,916
I do hope, Olivia and
he'll get on today.
1018
00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,351
He's a sweet guy underneath.
1019
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:15,720
Underneath what? His trousers?
1020
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,555
Michael, really?
1021
00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:20,224
No. Thats cool. It
is kinda confusing.
1022
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:23,928
Oh, is it? So, you're confused?
1023
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:26,431
No, I mean, to the outside.
1024
00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,466
Someone once said that,
1025
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:31,802
sexual orientation goes
beyond the act of sex and--
1026
00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:34,138
Well, I think that makes sense
1027
00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:35,640
for what happened
with me and John.
1028
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,607
So you're--
1029
00:54:36,641 --> 00:54:39,143
You're really
straight underneath.
1030
00:54:39,143 --> 00:54:41,979
No, I'm gay. I just
did something that
1031
00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:43,814
wasn't necessarily
about my sexuality.
1032
00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:46,917
Do you mind if I use that
excuse sometime, love?
1033
00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:50,655
My friends say I'm like a gay
man trapped in a woman's body.
1034
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,291
We should go shopping sometime.
We'd have a right laugh.
1035
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,126
Yes, I'm sure we
would have a laugh,
1036
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,128
but not 'cause I'm
gay. I'm straight.
1037
00:54:58,162 --> 00:55:00,297
Oh, yeah. I'm not
making any insinuation,
1038
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,132
I'm just saying if you
did happen to be gay.
1039
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:03,501
And you were short of a diva,
1040
00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:05,269
I do know all
the moves to Vogue.
1041
00:55:05,269 --> 00:55:07,605
I have a wife. And kids.
1042
00:55:07,672 --> 00:55:08,673
And a bit of a lisp.
1043
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,108
I'm just saying.
1044
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,310
So, did we bond?
1045
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,346
You're not going
to go that angry
1046
00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:17,114
puce shade whenever I'm needed?
1047
00:55:17,114 --> 00:55:20,184
Aw, says the man
with the tango penis.
1048
00:55:22,186 --> 00:55:23,854
You've done enough. Thanks.
1049
00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:26,156
What do you mean?
1050
00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:28,325
Maybe, you need to
give Alex some space.
1051
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,295
Is that what Alex wants?
1052
00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:33,664
Yeah.
1053
00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:35,966
I think she's being kind
1054
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,468
because she thinks
you're lonely.
1055
00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:39,470
She said that?
- Yeah.
1056
00:55:41,539 --> 00:55:44,642
Why am I asking you, I'll
ask her. Hey, Al! [grunts]
1057
00:55:45,543 --> 00:55:47,211
[splash]
1058
00:55:47,211 --> 00:55:49,213
[John yells]
[Olivia] Oh, no!
1059
00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:51,148
What was that for?
1060
00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:52,650
It was an accident.
1061
00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:53,718
[grunts]
Oh, no.
1062
00:55:54,151 --> 00:55:57,187
God, poor chap. He's soaked.
1063
00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,524
Does that turn you on?
1064
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:17,241
Hello, you two. Where
did you come from?
1065
00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:19,176
Where's your mommy?
1066
00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:22,513
Where's your mum--
What?
1067
00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:25,416
Would you like some chocolate?
1068
00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:29,520
Now since you're
both so sweet...
1069
00:56:31,255 --> 00:56:33,357
I'm going to give one to you...
1070
00:56:34,358 --> 00:56:38,395
and one to you. There
you go! Is that nice?
1071
00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,231
[kids laughing]
1072
00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:45,202
[thud]
1073
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,772
Okay. Um, you both
stop. Stop it!
1074
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:51,108
Um, do you want to put that--
Put the cucumber back.
1075
00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:53,778
[Olivia stammers]
1076
00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,880
Could you stop that?
Do you want--
1077
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,947
[kids shouting]
1078
00:56:57,047 --> 00:56:58,115
Maybe just-- I don't--
I don't know.
1079
00:56:58,115 --> 00:56:59,249
Where's your mum?
1080
00:56:59,283 --> 00:57:00,951
Okay, stop that.
- [Lily] Sam!
1081
00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:02,086
Stop that!
1082
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:04,121
[Lily stammering]
[children yelling]
1083
00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:07,224
children yelling]
[Lily] Pick this up!
1084
00:57:07,224 --> 00:57:10,461
What? I know! I'm a
terrible mother. You--
1085
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:11,462
Oh, my God!
1086
00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:15,466
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
[children laughing]
1087
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:17,968
I just-- I gave
him some chocolate
1088
00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:20,605
and then he, um,
but then I ran out.
1089
00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:22,973
God! He's gonna be
up for days. Fuck!
1090
00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:26,611
Okay, shes squashing the mush--
stamping on the mushrooms there.
1091
00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:29,980
Right. I'll pay for this.
Don't worry. So sorry.
1092
00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:32,650
My fault. Um, they're lovely.
1093
00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:33,618
What're you having?
1094
00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:35,920
Hope it's a girl.
1095
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,923
'Cause girls never turn
psycho and shoot up schools.
1096
00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:42,459
And little boys, they
pee on your face...
1097
00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:44,328
every time you
change their nappy.
1098
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:48,132
And we've all demonized
any kind of light spanking
1099
00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:49,667
so that playing
card's off the table.
1100
00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:51,802
You know, I thought uhm--
1101
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,137
the last month of pregnancy,
1102
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:56,006
when my pelvis
was splitting open,
1103
00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:59,343
and I was hobbling around
on crutches was hell, but um--
1104
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:01,646
Well then I had Sam.
1105
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,782
[children giggling]
I'm having a boy.
1106
00:58:06,283 --> 00:58:07,685
Bugger.
- Thank you.
1107
00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:10,521
Well, at least you're young.
1108
00:58:10,521 --> 00:58:12,356
- I'm 40.
1109
00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:14,792
[inhales deeply] I'd say
I'm sorry, but, um...
1110
00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:17,461
you've actually made
me feel less alone.
1111
00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:22,199
Thank you.
- Welcome.
1112
00:58:24,368 --> 00:58:26,170
I used to be
pretty like you once.
1113
00:58:26,671 --> 00:58:28,505
Great. Okay.
1114
00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:29,607
Good luck.
1115
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,808
Sam!
1116
00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:34,311
C'mon, darling, let's look
for your brother. Sam!
1117
00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:37,715
[yelling] Sam!
1118
00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:45,656
[You and I playing]
1119
00:58:45,656 --> 00:59:09,213
*
1120
00:59:09,246 --> 00:59:10,915
You into sports?
- Yes!
1121
00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:12,182
Great!
- Chess!
1122
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:21,759
I know why I'm here.
1123
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:27,197
Oh, um, yes. Olivia
thought we might get on.
1124
00:59:27,732 --> 00:59:29,734
And she wants to stop me trying
to steal her girlfriend.
1125
00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:32,603
That's it exactly,
actually, yeah.
1126
00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:34,438
I'm even throwing
her a baby shower.
1127
00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:36,440
Maybe you should throw
yourself a cold shower.
1128
00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:37,574
[laughing]
1129
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:39,610
*
1130
00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:42,713
How about we ease this
situation by getting hammered?
1131
00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:45,382
Fuck, yes.
[chuckles]
1132
00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:50,254
*
1133
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,757
[crowd cheering]
1134
00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:57,461
*
1135
00:59:57,561 --> 00:59:59,063
[screams]
1136
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,432
Alex, they need boundaries or
they will destroy everything.
1137
01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:04,134
It's just a couple of kids babe.
1138
01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:05,803
Okay, so don't-- please, sorry.
1139
01:00:05,903 --> 01:00:07,638
*
1140
01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:11,642
Should we-- should we just agree
to disagree about the whole...
1141
01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:13,744
Parenting bit?
[chuckles]
1142
01:00:14,745 --> 01:00:15,746
Got plenty of time.
1143
01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:17,581
We'll be fine.
1144
01:00:17,581 --> 01:00:19,616
Besides, were not
gonna be alone.
1145
01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:21,285
We've got John.
1146
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:32,997
*
1147
01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:35,265
God, you're sexy.
- Yeah.
1148
01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:37,601
No wonder you turned
a gay woman straight.
1149
01:00:37,601 --> 01:00:40,337
*
1150
01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,840
Wonder if my wife's
off being gay somewhere.
1151
01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:50,848
Hey! Whats up my man?
1152
01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:52,616
She left me.
1153
01:00:53,951 --> 01:00:55,452
Age-- ages ago.
1154
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,955
No reason. Just that I
1155
01:00:58,022 --> 01:01:01,125
dry her entire
being up like a prune.
1156
01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:04,294
No! They just do it to annoy
you.
1157
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:07,164
Ha-ha! We're in our
little girly club,
1158
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:11,168
and you can't join because
of your stupid penis.
1159
01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:16,707
Well, my penis is not stupid.
1160
01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:19,977
I used to pound her steak
just the way she liked it
1161
01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:21,645
'till it was extra thin.
1162
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,180
And in return she...
1163
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:26,683
pounded my heart
'till it disappeared.
1164
01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:29,519
My penis is not stupid.
1165
01:01:29,553 --> 01:01:31,956
*
1166
01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:33,991
[kissing]
1167
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,193
[panting]
1168
01:01:37,661 --> 01:01:38,662
Oh wait. Shit!
1169
01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:39,730
[crash]
1170
01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:41,531
Oh, God. Sorry, sorry.
1171
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:44,501
Hang on!
- Oh wait. Okay.
1172
01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,203
Okay, okay.
1173
01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:47,371
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1174
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,673
What happened? Oh, god!
- Oh, god!
1175
01:01:49,673 --> 01:01:52,542
All right. Let's just--
Let's just leave it, babe.
1176
01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:55,012
I need to go for a piss, okay?
1177
01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:56,180
Really?
- Yeah.
1178
01:01:56,847 --> 01:01:57,882
[sighs]
1179
01:01:57,915 --> 01:02:02,019
[mellow guitar music]
1180
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:11,061
*
1181
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:18,402
[indistinct chatter]
[laughing]
1182
01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:28,578
Isn't it a bit late in
the day for a shower?
1183
01:02:29,213 --> 01:02:31,381
The baby waiters had
a month's waiting list.
1184
01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:33,717
I know this 'cause the
shower planner told me.
1185
01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:35,886
I shit you not.
The shower planner.
1186
01:02:39,456 --> 01:02:41,792
[groans]
- Are you about to be sick?
1187
01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:43,460
I literally haven't
slept for three days,
1188
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:45,796
so I don't know if I'm
gonna puke or pass out.
1189
01:02:46,463 --> 01:02:48,065
[grunts]
- I'd go for the former.
1190
01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:50,567
These floors look pretty solid.
- Got it!
1191
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,943
Well, hello.
[chuckles]
1192
01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:00,644
Fancy finding you here.
1193
01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:05,249
No! No, this isn't--
1194
01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:08,085
We're not--
I'm just standing here.
1195
01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:10,287
I meant Alex's baby shower.
1196
01:03:10,921 --> 01:03:12,923
The girl you love like a sister.
1197
01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:15,826
Yes. Yeah, I know. I just--
1198
01:03:16,593 --> 01:03:18,428
I'm just making conversation.
1199
01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:25,602
Oh, my gosh! You're
pregnant, too. Aw.
1200
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,304
Oh, my gosh!
1201
01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:29,639
How did you guess?
1202
01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:32,642
You've got a little bit
of sick in your hair.
1203
01:03:32,676 --> 01:03:33,844
I know.
1204
01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:35,779
I know. I put it in there.
- Oh!
1205
01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:38,115
'Cause it's good for the
natural protein fiber oils.
1206
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,349
[Carol] Oh!
- Yeah.
1207
01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:41,685
John and Alex have such
fascinating friends.
1208
01:03:41,685 --> 01:03:43,287
[both chuckle]
- What did you call them?
1209
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,955
John and Alex.
1210
01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:47,157
It's not John and Alex.
It is John...
1211
01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:48,959
and...
1212
01:03:53,864 --> 01:03:55,032
Alex.
1213
01:03:55,032 --> 01:03:56,833
That's what I said.
John and Alex--
1214
01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:58,202
No, you didnt.
1215
01:03:58,202 --> 01:03:59,703
'Cause you're saying it
like they're together,
1216
01:03:59,703 --> 01:04:00,770
putting them in a
sentence together.
1217
01:04:00,804 --> 01:04:02,639
They don't belong in
a sentence together.
1218
01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:03,640
Sorry.
1219
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,209
It's okay.
- Sorry, who are you?
1220
01:04:05,309 --> 01:04:07,477
Olivia! I'm Olivia.
- Ah! Yeah.
1221
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:10,680
Olivia and Alex.
1222
01:04:12,216 --> 01:04:14,718
- Al and Ol?
- We're just so used to...
1223
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,354
John and Alex. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
1224
01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:22,492
Who are you?
- Uh, Luke Hammond.
1225
01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:23,360
Oh!
1226
01:04:23,393 --> 01:04:25,695
CEO of Mannism.
Hail to the Alpha.
1227
01:04:25,729 --> 01:04:26,730
[chuckles]
1228
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,868
Im gonna need to pop
back in for another puke.
1229
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,370
Sure.
[door hinges creak]
1230
01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:36,540
Mother.
- There you go.
1231
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:38,408
Right.
1232
01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:44,681
Condoms. A massive
box of condoms.
1233
01:04:44,848 --> 01:04:47,684
Well, I never make the
same mistake twice.
1234
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:51,088
I make it five or six
times just to be sure...
1235
01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:53,190
[laughing]
1236
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:54,391
Moving on.
1237
01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:56,360
[John] All right, let's have
another family present.
1238
01:04:56,860 --> 01:04:58,028
Here's mine.
1239
01:04:58,062 --> 01:04:59,563
Thank you, John-O.
1240
01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:00,597
Oooh!
1241
01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:03,700
Oooh!
1242
01:05:05,702 --> 01:05:07,371
[sighs] John.
1243
01:05:08,105 --> 01:05:09,406
[John] It's a first edition.
1244
01:05:11,108 --> 01:05:16,046
I know that our baby is going
to open my eyes to the world,
1245
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:20,450
in as many varied and
wonderful ways as you have.
1246
01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:21,952
[All] Aw.
1247
01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:23,453
My god!
1248
01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:24,955
Thanks.
1249
01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:26,290
To John and Alex!
1250
01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:28,959
[All] To John and Alex.
1251
01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,894
Thank you from both of us.
1252
01:05:30,894 --> 01:05:32,062
It's very kind.
1253
01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:33,230
Sorry, John?
1254
01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:35,432
What's that?
1255
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:36,933
It's very kind of everyone.
1256
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:37,934
No, before.
1257
01:05:38,068 --> 01:05:39,236
What you said before?
1258
01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:41,071
Thank you from both of us.
1259
01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:43,440
Since when do you
speak on Alex's behalf?
1260
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,809
Uh, okay, Olivia.
1261
01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:46,977
[Olivia] Huh?
1262
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:48,979
Just answer the question.
It's a very simple question.
1263
01:05:48,979 --> 01:05:53,650
I just wanna know, when I am
conversing with my girlfriend,
1264
01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:57,087
if I should be addressing you?
- [clears throat]
1265
01:05:57,654 --> 01:06:00,724
Hello! I'm still here.
Remember me?
1266
01:06:01,158 --> 01:06:04,161
You enjoying your
fetus shaped cookies?
1267
01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,329
Just calm down, will ya?
1268
01:06:05,329 --> 01:06:07,164
Oh, calm down. [laughs]
1269
01:06:07,164 --> 01:06:09,666
No, John. No.
1270
01:06:10,934 --> 01:06:13,303
You don't tell me to calm down.
1271
01:06:13,337 --> 01:06:14,171
Easy.
1272
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:16,840
Shut! The fuck! Up!
1273
01:06:17,274 --> 01:06:18,608
[Alex] Babe?
1274
01:06:19,143 --> 01:06:22,146
Not now, babe.
- If not now, then when? When?
1275
01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:28,685
Can I tell this mindless
human being to back off?
1276
01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:29,686
[John chuckles]
1277
01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:33,357
How about when we
realize that our child
1278
01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:35,325
is being raised on the
1279
01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:38,962
misogynistic
values of Mannism?
1280
01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:41,465
Or, what about when we-- Mm-hmm.
1281
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:44,000
When I have to buy
a bigger house
1282
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,503
because John wants to move in.
1283
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:51,007
Um, we should let him because
he's lonely and divorced.
1284
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:53,443
And after all, he's
the real father.
1285
01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:56,012
Stop it, Olivia. Hes tryin'.
1286
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:57,881
Am I just supposed to forget
1287
01:06:57,981 --> 01:06:59,649
that he's the one
you cheated with.
1288
01:06:59,816 --> 01:07:01,351
C'mon! She didn't.
1289
01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:05,222
What is this? Alex?
1290
01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:07,691
You're gay. But then
you're straight.
1291
01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:09,326
Then you're gay again.
1292
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:10,827
Oh, and apparently
pregnant woman of the year!
1293
01:07:11,895 --> 01:07:14,398
I'm ti-- I just can't keep up.
1294
01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:18,868
I really can't. At some
point, you have to choose.
1295
01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:21,571
No, I don't.
1296
01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:24,841
You are supposed
to love all of it.
1297
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:29,846
I'm sorry I don't fit
into your tight knit plans.
1298
01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:33,850
Those plans were
always about you.
1299
01:07:33,850 --> 01:07:37,521
All I ever wanted was to
give you a proper family.
1300
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,889
Yeah. The perfect family, yeah?
1301
01:07:39,923 --> 01:07:41,425
Like Ben's?
1302
01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:44,394
Ben, who is getting divorced.
1303
01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:50,100
What?
1304
01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:53,570
Hello. Yes.
1305
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:55,939
I'm the one with
a failed marriage.
1306
01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:59,075
Glad everyone's been made aware.
- Shocker.
1307
01:07:59,776 --> 01:08:01,745
Everyone has got their shit,
Olivia, right?
1308
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,614
Alex, what is it?
1309
01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:05,749
I think you should
leave, Olivia.
1310
01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:07,884
She doesn't have to leave.
- Okay, so I misjudged that.
1311
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:10,387
Oh! I think I'm
having a contraction.
1312
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,122
Okay, it's fine.
She's too early.
1313
01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:13,390
She's not having a contraction.
1314
01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:14,391
Sure its a contraction?
1315
01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:16,260
[grunts]
It's not gonna be a contraction.
1316
01:08:16,260 --> 01:08:18,262
Fuck!
- We could of course, be wrong.
1317
01:08:21,064 --> 01:08:22,399
Doctor Parks.
1318
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,900
Oh hey, doc.
We got a lot of snot
1319
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:25,101
coming out of this one's hoo-ha.
1320
01:08:26,069 --> 01:08:27,571
I wanted to be
a concert pianist.
1321
01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:30,073
All right. We'll get
the nurse to set you up.
1322
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,275
Who's coming?
- I am.
1323
01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:33,643
Right take that!
-Yep, yep. Here we go.
1324
01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:35,579
Oh!
1325
01:08:37,981 --> 01:08:39,449
Okay, I'll just-- I'll be here.
1326
01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:44,788
[nervous laughter]
1327
01:08:45,589 --> 01:08:46,590
[Paul] Right then.
1328
01:08:51,495 --> 01:08:52,496
Oh!
1329
01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,665
Baby's very low
down in your pelvis.
1330
01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:56,933
Which is good.
1331
01:08:57,501 --> 01:08:59,236
I'm just gonna
have a little listen.
1332
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,145
[Paul] I can't find...
1333
01:09:13,116 --> 01:09:15,185
Well, let me just
get Doctor Parks.
1334
01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:18,622
It's all fine. It's
going to be fine.
1335
01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:20,957
Just let him out
there know, okay?
1336
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:21,991
Okay.
- All right?
1337
01:09:22,025 --> 01:09:23,026
Mm-hmm.
1338
01:09:23,126 --> 01:09:24,361
You sure?
- Mm-hmm.
1339
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,332
[breathes deeply]
1340
01:09:28,798 --> 01:09:29,799
[Olivia] John.
1341
01:09:29,866 --> 01:09:30,867
What's happening?
1342
01:09:30,867 --> 01:09:32,702
We dont know. They've
gone to get the doctor.
1343
01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:33,670
Why, what's wrong?
1344
01:09:34,338 --> 01:09:36,005
Should I speak to someone?
- I think...
1345
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:37,341
it was trouble
finding the heartbeat
1346
01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:38,808
but its already quite far down.
1347
01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:40,977
There's contractions, so--
1348
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:41,978
So, you wouldn't be
able to find it.
1349
01:09:41,978 --> 01:09:42,812
Right.
-Okay.
1350
01:09:44,714 --> 01:09:45,715
She will be fine.
1351
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:47,651
Yeah.
1352
01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:51,221
Um, okay.
1353
01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:58,362
[Dr. Parks] Miss Jones?
-Hi.
1354
01:10:17,514 --> 01:10:18,515
Oh!
1355
01:10:51,615 --> 01:10:52,916
I'm so sorry.
1356
01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:57,354
There's no heartbeat.
I'm so sorry.
1357
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:02,726
What? Wait, wait.
1358
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:06,062
Are you sure? Could
you try it again?
1359
01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:08,264
No heartbeat was
detected. I'm certain.
1360
01:11:08,298 --> 01:11:11,401
How are you certain?
Maybe, you made a mistake.
1361
01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:13,737
Most--
1362
01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:16,973
Most commonly, an
infection has occurred.
1363
01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,442
We'll do further tests.
1364
01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:21,578
I know this is hard.
1365
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,614
But I'm afraid we have to
think of Miss Jones' safety.
1366
01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:28,318
Now, and the safest step
now is to deliver this baby.
1367
01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:32,255
Plea-- Please could you--
1368
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,424
could you just do it
one more time for us?
1369
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:35,592
Just one more time again.
1370
01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:37,494
I am so sorry.
1371
01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:39,596
She's gone.
1372
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:41,498
She?
1373
01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:45,835
Could you give us a minute?
1374
01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:50,440
[soft string instrumental music]
1375
01:11:50,440 --> 01:12:14,197
*
1376
01:12:14,964 --> 01:12:16,800
[Alex] Babe?
-[Olivia] Yes, Im here.
1377
01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:19,202
I don't want you here.
[panting]
1378
01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:22,539
I don't want this
in anyone's memory.
1379
01:12:22,539 --> 01:12:23,707
I just want to get it done.
1380
01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:26,209
[grunting]
1381
01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,712
Are you sure?
- Please.
1382
01:12:28,712 --> 01:12:57,741
*
1383
01:12:57,807 --> 01:13:00,143
[John] Seldom, except in books,
1384
01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:02,679
do the dying utter
memorable words,
1385
01:13:03,513 --> 01:13:07,517
see visions, or depart with
beautified countenances...
1386
01:13:08,652 --> 01:13:12,589
and those who have sped
many parting souls know
1387
01:13:12,856 --> 01:13:14,824
that to most the end comes
1388
01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:18,027
as naturally and
simply as sleep.
1389
01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:23,433
As Beth had hoped, the
tide went out easily...
1390
01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:28,204
and in the dark hour
before the dawn...
1391
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:32,108
on the bosom where she
had drawn her first breath...
1392
01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:35,211
she quietly drew her last.
1393
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,382
With no farewell
but one loving look...
1394
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,552
one little sigh.
1395
01:13:42,619 --> 01:13:46,222
[soft violin]
1396
01:13:46,222 --> 01:15:17,547
*
1397
01:15:17,614 --> 01:15:21,117
Look, I know you're probably
gonna wanna talk about it...
1398
01:15:22,952 --> 01:15:24,120
about her.
1399
01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:26,890
But you see, I can't.
1400
01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:29,959
I don't think I'll
ever be able to.
1401
01:15:33,496 --> 01:15:35,331
So looking forward
to being something.
1402
01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:38,334
Anything.
1403
01:15:42,471 --> 01:15:43,472
[glass bottles rattle]
1404
01:15:43,506 --> 01:15:45,975
Is John okay?
- Uh...
1405
01:15:47,844 --> 01:15:49,178
When he cries...
1406
01:15:49,846 --> 01:15:52,682
his entire body crumples up
like a little old lady's.
1407
01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:56,352
That's funny.
1408
01:15:57,921 --> 01:15:59,422
It's not.
- No.
1409
01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:04,861
I actually saw him this morning.
1410
01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:08,397
I can't help waddling...
1411
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:12,669
about, reminding him-- Sorry.
1412
01:16:14,003 --> 01:16:15,104
Maybe, it's best if you
1413
01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:17,106
keep your distance
from him for a bit.
1414
01:16:20,443 --> 01:16:21,611
Right. Okay.
1415
01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,448
We could go to my
parents, I suppose.
1416
01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:28,117
Or you can go if you want.
1417
01:16:30,453 --> 01:16:31,454
[Sue] Darling!
1418
01:16:32,288 --> 01:16:34,290
We're going to have such fun.
- [Olivia] Oh!
1419
01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:36,125
Daddy's birthday
party coming up.
1420
01:16:36,192 --> 01:16:38,695
I've invited that
Biggles Tilsbury.
1421
01:16:38,962 --> 01:16:40,797
I've got such a
girl crush on her.
1422
01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:42,465
You can just say crush, Mummy.
1423
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:45,034
Anyway, shouldn't
be here for long.
1424
01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:46,569
You can stay here
as long as you like.
1425
01:16:46,636 --> 01:16:47,971
We really are fine.
1426
01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:50,239
I think it's time you started
1427
01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:52,642
thinking about this baby
other than that girl.
1428
01:16:52,642 --> 01:16:53,710
Don't you?
1429
01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:58,114
[mellow guitar]
1430
01:16:58,147 --> 01:17:01,818
[indistinct chatter]
1431
01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:15,765
*
1432
01:17:15,832 --> 01:17:16,933
Hello!
1433
01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:21,004
Oh, look. John's
sporting a man bun,
1434
01:17:21,004 --> 01:17:23,072
the final tosser frontier.
1435
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,440
He's a handsome devil.
1436
01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:26,442
Sorry, darling.
1437
01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,979
Oh, look! Biggles
Tilsbury just got here.
1438
01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:32,015
You two would make
a lovely couple.
1439
01:17:32,081 --> 01:17:34,583
Thanks, Mummy. I still
have a girlfriend.
1440
01:17:37,453 --> 01:17:38,955
[Alfie chuckling]
1441
01:17:38,955 --> 01:17:41,290
Where's Magda
and the girls then?
1442
01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:46,362
Oh, um, she took the
kids on a weekend away.
1443
01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:47,263
Isn't that a bit odd,
1444
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:49,132
going on holiday
without your husband?
1445
01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:51,634
Um...
1446
01:17:51,701 --> 01:17:53,870
Not at all, actually. No, um...
1447
01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:56,039
Trudy leaves Sting
behind all the time.
1448
01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:57,306
Does she now?
1449
01:17:57,941 --> 01:17:59,608
Bully for her.
- Hmm.
1450
01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:06,482
This is organic Hereford
blackcurrant vodka.
1451
01:18:06,482 --> 01:18:07,383
[pops bottles open]
1452
01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:09,618
And this is the coolest
1453
01:18:09,618 --> 01:18:11,387
old person party
I have ever seen.
1454
01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:14,457
I better not.
1455
01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:17,460
Alex, an international
playboy once said,
1456
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,395
To drink is to live.
1457
01:18:19,963 --> 01:18:23,399
And that international
playboy was me!
1458
01:18:23,399 --> 01:18:26,235
[laughing]
1459
01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:28,404
Yeah, Alex. What
you got to lose?
1460
01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:31,407
Just one shot.
1461
01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:35,912
Hmm!
- [indistinct chatter]
1462
01:18:37,146 --> 01:18:38,815
[Olivia] Very nice to see you.
- Whatto!
1463
01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:40,750
Oh! Sorry.
1464
01:18:41,350 --> 01:18:44,153
Biggles, how are you?
Very long time!
1465
01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:45,922
Very long time, yeah.
1466
01:18:45,922 --> 01:18:47,656
The last thing I remember was
1467
01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:49,692
running around
your garden naked.
1468
01:18:49,692 --> 01:18:51,560
Oh!
[laughs]
1469
01:18:51,594 --> 01:18:52,762
So, last week then?
1470
01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:54,497
No, no. We were five.
1471
01:18:54,597 --> 01:18:56,099
Yes, no, I was joking.
1472
01:18:57,100 --> 01:19:00,269
Oh, right. Yeah, I know,
'cause [chuckling]
1473
01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:01,370
wouldn't have been last week.
1474
01:19:01,370 --> 01:19:02,438
No.
1475
01:19:02,505 --> 01:19:03,940
Wouldn't have been naked.
1476
01:19:03,940 --> 01:19:05,942
Aren't you a bit old
to be having a baby?
1477
01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:09,178
Uh, I guess not.
1478
01:19:09,178 --> 01:19:11,347
Ah! Well, I do hope it's normal.
1479
01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:13,883
Thank you.
1480
01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:17,020
Most kind. Ben.
1481
01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:19,956
Come over. Biggles,
do you remember Ben?
1482
01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:21,224
This is my brother.
1483
01:19:21,224 --> 01:19:22,892
Ob-vee--
1484
01:19:22,892 --> 01:19:25,461
You babysat me
through childhood.
1485
01:19:25,528 --> 01:19:26,863
Oh!
1486
01:19:26,896 --> 01:19:28,397
We went to the same school.
1487
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:30,366
and then university.
1488
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,536
Ben? Whose wife's
a rampant shagger?
1489
01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:37,206
Yep. That Ben.
1490
01:19:38,241 --> 01:19:39,909
You used to wet the
bed, didn't you?
1491
01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:44,080
[laughing]
[bouncing]
1492
01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:50,086
[Alfie screams]
[John screams]
1493
01:19:59,062 --> 01:20:02,231
[John and Alfie screaming]
1494
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,770
[soft song playing]
1495
01:20:07,770 --> 01:20:22,651
*
1496
01:20:23,486 --> 01:20:24,988
Hi!
1497
01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:26,155
Alex.
1498
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:29,158
Hey.
1499
01:20:29,993 --> 01:20:31,760
You weren't just going
to leave, were you?
1500
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,830
No. I just, I needed a
moment away from it all.
1501
01:20:35,531 --> 01:20:36,832
You've been drinking.
1502
01:20:38,101 --> 01:20:41,270
Yeah! I'm allowed now, remember?
1503
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:42,771
- I know. I--
1504
01:20:44,607 --> 01:20:45,942
I wasn't saying...
1505
01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:54,317
Did you not get the invite?
1506
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:55,684
- Yeah. I'm...
1507
01:20:56,619 --> 01:20:58,121
stood right here.
[chuckles]
1508
01:20:58,121 --> 01:21:00,957
Well, what part of garden chic
do hot pants fit under?
1509
01:21:02,125 --> 01:21:05,128
I don't know. Is there a
I-don't-give-a-fuck option?
1510
01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:06,062
Yeah, okay.
1511
01:21:08,031 --> 01:21:09,298
[sighs]
1512
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:12,068
Alex, can we try and
get back to normal?
1513
01:21:12,135 --> 01:21:13,136
Please?
1514
01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:17,974
Maybe, less of the swearing,
smoking, boozing?
1515
01:21:19,142 --> 01:21:21,244
More of the early nights, yoga?
1516
01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:25,581
So, I can be a good mum
1517
01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:27,883
to my non-existent
child, is that it?
1518
01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:30,086
No, so you can be a
good mother to mine.
1519
01:21:30,153 --> 01:21:31,820
Fo-- For ours.
1520
01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:35,925
I need more time.
1521
01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:39,095
We don't have any
more time, Alex.
1522
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,331
Please.
1523
01:21:44,567 --> 01:21:46,069
We need you.
1524
01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:52,275
I can't be everything you
want me to be right now.
1525
01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:53,943
I'm so sorry.
1526
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:06,289
This feels like
something has broken.
1527
01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:07,957
It's just changed.
- No.
1528
01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:15,698
I shouldn't feel so lost when
I'm where I always wanted to be.
1529
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:17,433
[Sue] Olivia!
1530
01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:22,371
Should I go?
1531
01:22:27,543 --> 01:22:29,045
Olivia?
1532
01:22:33,382 --> 01:22:34,450
[sighing]
1533
01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:37,786
[soft guitar music]
1534
01:22:37,886 --> 01:22:47,563
*
1535
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:49,132
[door opens]
1536
01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:55,004
Wow!
1537
01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:01,177
She even seen this?
1538
01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:02,311
No.
1539
01:23:09,085 --> 01:23:11,087
Why is it yellow?
She's having a boy.
1540
01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:13,422
And what if it was a boy
1541
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:14,657
that wanted to be
a girl, Jonathan?
1542
01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:16,259
Yeah, all right.
All right.
1543
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,994
I'm a middle class straight,
white guy and I suck, sorry.
1544
01:23:22,031 --> 01:23:24,033
To teach is to learn yourself.
1545
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,202
It's a noble and
inspiring profession.
1546
01:23:26,935 --> 01:23:27,936
Good.
1547
01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,672
And Miss Jones?
1548
01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:31,006
What?
1549
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:36,345
Um...
1550
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,281
I guess if I'm a teacher
1551
01:23:38,281 --> 01:23:40,516
then I won't be
some wired artist,
1552
01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:41,717
desperate for her next joint.
1553
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:45,954
I'll be normal.
Be part of the race.
1554
01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:48,791
That sounds quite nice, now.
1555
01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:54,963
And yeah, what she said.
1556
01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:58,401
[chair sliding]
1557
01:23:58,467 --> 01:24:00,303
[doorbell ringing]
1558
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:05,974
Whatto.
-Hello, Biggles.
1559
01:24:06,309 --> 01:24:07,310
Brought the backgammon.
1560
01:24:07,310 --> 01:24:09,578
Bit of competition should
help get that baby out.
1561
01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:11,980
Oh, yay!
1562
01:24:13,249 --> 01:24:15,884
John, what on earth
are you doing here?
1563
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,220
Hold the door. I
have to talk to you.
1564
01:24:18,154 --> 01:24:18,987
What's this?
1565
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,889
Biggles Tilsbury.
How do you do?
1566
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,392
That is such a stupid name.
1567
01:24:23,426 --> 01:24:26,829
No offence. You should be a dog
in a handbag, in like, 2001.
1568
01:24:27,996 --> 01:24:29,932
Goodbye, John.
- I have to talk to you.
1569
01:24:29,998 --> 01:24:31,834
We're busy.
- It's Alex.
1570
01:24:34,270 --> 01:24:35,271
What's wrong with Alex?
1571
01:24:35,338 --> 01:24:36,339
Like my bun?
1572
01:24:38,741 --> 01:24:39,908
I don't have
time for this, John.
1573
01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:42,578
No. Got it, you
never have time.
1574
01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:43,779
I've lost the love of my life,
1575
01:24:43,779 --> 01:24:45,281
I'm 40 and I live
with my parents,
1576
01:24:45,348 --> 01:24:47,683
I'm about to shit out
another human being.
1577
01:24:47,683 --> 01:24:51,019
[high pitched whining]
1578
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:54,590
Have you got a point
in this conversation?
1579
01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:55,691
Or in life?
1580
01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:57,426
Boo-fucking-hoo!
1581
01:24:59,962 --> 01:25:02,198
You know what you
may not know, Olivia?
1582
01:25:03,632 --> 01:25:05,368
I was born with scoliosis.
1583
01:25:06,535 --> 01:25:08,137
[clicks tongue]
I had a back brace
1584
01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:10,038
right through school to
straighten things out.
1585
01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:12,040
Okay.
- I know.
1586
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:16,111
You're thinking, But how he's
so tall and Greek-God like?
1587
01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:17,313
Well, that was not
the case back then.
1588
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,714
I was twisted like a pretzel.
1589
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:21,884
The other boys used to hang me
1590
01:25:21,884 --> 01:25:24,387
by my brace from the
football goal net
1591
01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:27,490
and then kick balls at my head.
1592
01:25:27,556 --> 01:25:28,991
Oh!
- Right at my head.
1593
01:25:29,725 --> 01:25:31,059
-Gosh!
Yup.
1594
01:25:31,059 --> 01:25:32,428
And these were Scottish boys,
you know, not your...
1595
01:25:33,329 --> 01:25:35,398
your Harry Potter, posh,
wee, skinny things.
1596
01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:37,300
These are real proper men,
1597
01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:40,236
kicking balls, right at my head.
1598
01:25:41,804 --> 01:25:43,138
And then, they'd leave me there.
1599
01:25:44,006 --> 01:25:47,075
All night, sometimes.
I just-- I'd swing about a bit.
1600
01:25:48,010 --> 01:25:51,247
Come crashing down.
Mess up my back some more.
1601
01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:55,251
Sounds painful.
- Oh, yep.
1602
01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:57,820
Oh, yeah. [sniffs]
1603
01:25:59,922 --> 01:26:03,326
Then now... I'm the
one causing the pain.
1604
01:26:04,827 --> 01:26:06,995
Breaking the ladies hearts,
left, right, center,
1605
01:26:07,095 --> 01:26:08,264
So...
1606
01:26:09,365 --> 01:26:10,699
I can get anyone I want.
1607
01:26:12,701 --> 01:26:13,936
You know who I couldnt get?
1608
01:26:16,272 --> 01:26:17,773
Okay, well...
1609
01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:19,775
Technically, you did get Alex,
1610
01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:21,544
so I don't know if this little
story is really working.
1611
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:24,179
No, all I got
Alex was blind drunk.
1612
01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:29,051
I've loved her since
I first saw her.
1613
01:26:30,286 --> 01:26:31,787
Since she shouted
at me for directing
1614
01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:33,188
the Jehovahs witnesses
to your door.
1615
01:26:36,359 --> 01:26:37,793
To me, she was it.
1616
01:26:40,296 --> 01:26:41,464
And it...
1617
01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:44,400
loves only you.
1618
01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:51,139
Alex is...
1619
01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:55,878
100% bona fide carpet muncher...
1620
01:26:58,647 --> 01:26:59,982
and your carpet...
1621
01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:02,050
is the only one...
1622
01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:04,720
she wants to munch.
1623
01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:08,223
That was very sweet
for about a second.
1624
01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,260
You know, she redecorated
the spare room...
1625
01:27:12,328 --> 01:27:13,329
for the baby.
1626
01:27:16,599 --> 01:27:18,100
I didnt know that.
1627
01:27:21,103 --> 01:27:22,271
[sighs]
1628
01:27:29,345 --> 01:27:30,846
I was just so scared.
1629
01:27:30,846 --> 01:27:33,382
I know you were. I was too.
1630
01:27:36,952 --> 01:27:38,287
I really wanted to be a dad.
1631
01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:46,462
Could you settle for uncle?
1632
01:27:52,801 --> 01:27:54,470
C'mon.
- John, wait.
1633
01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:57,940
Wait, John. John, John, John,
John, John. I'm not just--
1634
01:27:57,940 --> 01:27:59,442
John, please. I
can feel your beard.
1635
01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:02,611
Darling, where are you going?
1636
01:28:02,711 --> 01:28:04,212
- I'm going home.
1637
01:28:05,047 --> 01:28:06,882
You trying to run?
- Yup.
1638
01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:08,951
[Olivia] That is
the general idea.
1639
01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:09,985
Why?
1640
01:28:10,052 --> 01:28:13,556
It just feels like a...
running kind of moment.
1641
01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:16,792
She's gonna go get the
love of her, and my life.
1642
01:28:16,825 --> 01:28:18,727
[Sue] Really?
- Sounds complicated.
1643
01:28:19,495 --> 01:28:22,164
That tummy rather kills
romance doesn't it, darling?
1644
01:28:22,230 --> 01:28:23,832
Ah! Yes.
1645
01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:26,902
It does. It does.
1646
01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:28,671
Thank you, Mummy.
1647
01:28:29,405 --> 01:28:30,973
Cup of tea before you go?
1648
01:28:31,006 --> 01:28:32,174
I mean, we probably have time.
1649
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,241
John!
1650
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,248
[door shuts]
1651
01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:43,986
[panting]
1652
01:28:48,190 --> 01:28:50,359
It is a toe ring but I'm
gonna get you a proper ring.
1653
01:28:50,593 --> 01:28:51,760
Alex...
1654
01:28:52,495 --> 01:28:53,829
I want to marry you.
1655
01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:56,499
Because I do love it all.
1656
01:28:57,099 --> 01:28:59,868
If you're a stoner,
or an artist or...
1657
01:29:01,036 --> 01:29:03,872
a bloody astronaut.
I don't care. You're you.
1658
01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:10,178
You're so kind, and so
great and just...just...
1659
01:29:12,781 --> 01:29:15,718
You're just a great person,
Alex and obviously,
1660
01:29:15,784 --> 01:29:17,453
by the way, you're so much
better than an astronaut.
1661
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:18,554
And-- But actually,
1662
01:29:18,621 --> 01:29:19,855
you're better than
anyone I can think of,
1663
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:23,358
so I'm going to stop
waffling and beg you.
1664
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,860
Alex...
1665
01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:27,362
please be with me forever.
1666
01:29:36,639 --> 01:29:39,241
You're better than an astronaut?
-[chuckles]
1667
01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:42,978
I'm still not that
great at proposing or...
1668
01:29:44,647 --> 01:29:46,515
to be fair, that
great at any of it.
1669
01:29:46,549 --> 01:29:48,050
I don't think either of us are.
1670
01:29:56,425 --> 01:29:59,094
What?
- I think Ive just burst.
1671
01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:00,328
[sighs]
1672
01:30:01,830 --> 01:30:03,932
[screams] John!
- He's in the car.
1673
01:30:04,567 --> 01:30:05,768
Course, he is.
1674
01:30:06,101 --> 01:30:08,604
Go slow, go slow, go slow.
- Breathe.
1675
01:30:08,671 --> 01:30:30,292
[uplifting music]
1676
01:30:30,358 --> 01:30:31,259
I'll just be here.
1677
01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:34,362
You don't have to come.
1678
01:30:35,631 --> 01:30:36,865
I know.
1679
01:30:42,370 --> 01:30:44,306
Right, Miss Miller,
1680
01:30:44,372 --> 01:30:47,543
let's prove geriatrics
can still have kids, okay?
1681
01:30:47,976 --> 01:30:50,278
[laughs] That's my joke.
[heavy breathing]
1682
01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:51,947
Right. I do not want
to be down here
1683
01:30:52,047 --> 01:30:54,382
for too long so c'mon now, push!
1684
01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:56,118
[Olivia yelling]
1685
01:31:08,396 --> 01:31:11,900
[baby crying]
1686
01:31:17,740 --> 01:31:21,844
[indistinct chatter]
1687
01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:32,320
Cake, you two?
Can I interest you?
1688
01:31:32,354 --> 01:31:34,657
We've already had a ton of cake.
1689
01:31:35,157 --> 01:31:36,825
[Olivia] Right.
This one is without the hash.
1690
01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:39,161
[giggles]
1691
01:31:41,163 --> 01:31:42,164
Cake?
1692
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:45,167
No, thank you.
- Beats the office, eh, Charles?
1693
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:48,036
Too bloody hot in here.
- Or not.
1694
01:31:50,372 --> 01:31:53,041
Ben, will you please have
some of our mother's cake?
1695
01:31:53,108 --> 01:31:55,611
I actually think masculinity
is overrated, personally.
1696
01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:56,845
Thank you.
- Thank you.
1697
01:31:56,879 --> 01:31:58,046
Sorry to interupt.
1698
01:31:58,681 --> 01:32:00,949
Hello, my sweet boy.
1699
01:32:01,617 --> 01:32:02,951
Upsy-daisy.
1700
01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:07,389
[Olivia] Some days,
I'm a good mother.
1701
01:32:08,691 --> 01:32:11,059
Some days, I'm a
bit of a crap one.
1702
01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:12,561
[Bitch by Meredith Brooks
playing]
1703
01:32:12,628 --> 01:32:15,631
* I hate the world today
1704
01:32:15,698 --> 01:32:17,065
* You're so good to me
1705
01:32:17,132 --> 01:32:20,636
* I know but I can't change
1706
01:32:20,636 --> 01:32:21,737
* Tried to tell you
1707
01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:24,406
* But you look at
me like maybe *
1708
01:32:24,406 --> 01:32:27,743
* I'm an angel underneath
1709
01:32:27,743 --> 01:32:29,377
[John] How was your first
Christmas, eh?
1710
01:32:30,145 --> 01:32:32,147
[Olivia] Alex and I
never did get married.
1711
01:32:32,214 --> 01:32:34,216
*
1712
01:32:34,216 --> 01:32:35,918
After everything
that had happened,
1713
01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:38,020
it didn't seem important.
1714
01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:41,089
It's no longer about
all those labels.
1715
01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:46,595
It's simply about
you, me and him.
1716
01:32:46,662 --> 01:32:48,597
* a little bit of everything *
1717
01:32:48,597 --> 01:32:50,733
* All rolled into one *
1718
01:32:50,733 --> 01:32:52,935
* I'm a bitch, I'm a lover *
1719
01:32:53,001 --> 01:32:55,537
* I'm a child, I'm a mother *
1720
01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:58,273
* I'm a sinner, I'm a saint *
1721
01:32:58,340 --> 01:33:00,575
* I do not feel ashamed *
1722
01:33:00,609 --> 01:33:03,345
* I'm your hell,
I'm your dream *
1723
01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:05,247
* I'm nothing in between *
1724
01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:10,786
* You know you wouldn't
want it any other way *
1725
01:33:10,853 --> 01:33:14,122
* So take me as I am *
1726
01:33:14,189 --> 01:33:15,090
* This may mean *
1727
01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:19,094
* You'll have to be
a stronger man *
1728
01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:20,796
* Rest assured that when I *
1729
01:33:20,863 --> 01:33:22,765
* Start to make you nervous *
1730
01:33:22,798 --> 01:33:25,968
* And I'm going to extremes *
1731
01:33:25,968 --> 01:33:27,803
* Tomorrow I will change *
1732
01:33:27,870 --> 01:33:30,538
* And today won't mean a thing *
1733
01:33:30,538 --> 01:33:32,875
* I'm a bitch, I'm a lover *
1734
01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:35,477
* I'm a child, I'm a mother *
1735
01:33:35,543 --> 01:33:38,380
* I'm a sinner, I'm a saint *
1736
01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:40,482
* I do not feel ashamed *
1737
01:33:40,482 --> 01:33:43,051
* I'm your hell,
I'm your dream *
1738
01:33:43,118 --> 01:33:45,120
* I'm nothing in between *
1739
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:50,659
* You know you wouldn't
want it any other way *
1740
01:33:50,726 --> 01:33:55,664
* [guitar solo]
1741
01:33:55,731 --> 01:34:11,079
*
1742
01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:15,650
* Just when you think,
you got me figured out *
1743
01:34:15,684 --> 01:34:21,323
* The season's
already changing *
1744
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:25,660
* I think it's cool,
you do what you do *
1745
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:30,098
* And don't try to save me *
1746
01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:32,701
* I'm a bitch, I'm a lover *
1747
01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:35,103
* I'm a child, I'm a mother *
1748
01:34:35,170 --> 01:34:38,006
* I'm a sinner, I'm a saint *
1749
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,108
* I do not feel ashamed *
1750
01:34:40,108 --> 01:34:42,978
* I'm your hell, I'm your dream
*
1751
01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:45,013
* I'm nothing in between *
1752
01:34:45,113 --> 01:34:50,052
* You know you wouldn't
want it any other way *
1753
01:34:50,052 --> 01:34:52,687
* I'm a bitch, I'm a tease *
1754
01:34:52,687 --> 01:34:55,023
* I'm a goddess on my knees *
1755
01:34:55,057 --> 01:34:57,625
* When you hurt,
when you suffer *
1756
01:34:57,692 --> 01:34:59,962
* I'm your angel undercover *
1757
01:34:59,962 --> 01:35:02,865
* I've been numb, I'm revived *
1758
01:35:02,898 --> 01:35:04,900
* Can't say I'm not alive *
1759
01:35:04,967 --> 01:35:10,472
* You know I wouldn't
want it any other way *
1760
01:35:10,538 --> 01:35:20,548
* Oooh ooh, Oooh ooh, Oooh
Oooh ooh, Oooh ooh, Oooh *
1761
01:35:20,582 --> 01:35:25,420
* Oooh ooh, Oooh ooh, Oooh
1762
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:35,397
* Oooh ooh, Oooh ooh, Oooh
Oooh ooh, Oooh ooh, Oooh *
1763
01:35:35,397 --> 01:35:40,568
* Oooh ooh, Oooh ooh, Oooh
1764
01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:51,579
*
1765
01:35:51,613 --> 01:35:53,515
Your mammalian roots...
1766
01:35:53,581 --> 01:35:55,750
okay? Just have some
respect for those.
1767
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:57,519
Has anyone ever seen
an elephant give birth?
1768
01:35:58,420 --> 01:36:01,256
No? Oh, you have to see
that, that's amazing.
1769
01:36:01,289 --> 01:36:03,859
Has anyone seen a
chimpanzee give birth?
1770
01:36:03,926 --> 01:36:06,761
No? Has anyone seen
like, a family pet?
1771
01:36:06,795 --> 01:36:08,864
Or...
- Yeah.
1772
01:36:09,264 --> 01:36:10,265
Uh, gerbil.
1773
01:36:10,799 --> 01:36:12,767
John? Seriously, John?
1774
01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:15,370
This is part of the problem.
We are so disconnected
1775
01:36:15,537 --> 01:36:17,806
from our natural history.
1776
01:36:17,873 --> 01:36:19,707
That we believe that
birth is not for us
1777
01:36:19,707 --> 01:36:21,209
but you know everybody,
1778
01:36:21,543 --> 01:36:24,046
everybody eats,
everybody shits...
1779
01:36:25,547 --> 01:36:27,215
[laughing]
1780
01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:29,784
What was that for?
- It was an accident.
1781
01:36:29,818 --> 01:36:31,219
[screams]
- Oh, no!
1782
01:36:32,287 --> 01:36:35,824
Oh, no. The baby.
The baby. The baby.
1783
01:36:35,891 --> 01:36:39,661
The baby. The baby.
The baby! The baby!
1784
01:36:39,727 --> 01:36:41,396
[screams]
No! No!
1785
01:36:42,064 --> 01:36:43,498
Bit of a handful, I'd imagine.
1786
01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:46,902
Would you consider
divorce or...
1787
01:36:46,969 --> 01:36:48,236
[clears throat]
Um...
1788
01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:51,840
Yeah, probably don't
wanna talk about it...
1789
01:36:51,907 --> 01:36:55,077
like here... with you...
1790
01:36:55,077 --> 01:36:57,245
One of those open
relationships, is it?
1791
01:36:57,312 --> 01:36:58,646
[sighing]
1792
01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:00,248
So nice to catch up.
1793
01:37:00,248 --> 01:37:02,450
It really is.
What a-- What a treat.
1794
01:37:02,484 --> 01:37:05,153
To see you and it--
Just you...
1795
01:37:05,153 --> 01:37:06,154
Um, just--
1796
01:37:06,254 --> 01:37:08,590
I think I've got a
ladybug in my ear.
1797
01:37:08,590 --> 01:37:11,459
[laughs] Thats it. Um.
Um, yeah, yeah.
1798
01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:12,827
[woman] Cut!
- Sorry.
1799
01:37:14,496 --> 01:37:17,165
I actively hope that
baby's not mine.
1800
01:37:17,199 --> 01:37:18,833
I will punch you
right in the baby.
1801
01:37:20,202 --> 01:37:21,870
You make me sick.
1802
01:37:26,841 --> 01:37:28,276
[laughs] Please say cut!
[laughter]
1803
01:37:29,511 --> 01:37:30,845
[muffled scream]
1804
01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:32,014
[Alex] Look, babe!
1805
01:37:33,115 --> 01:37:36,218
[exhaling heavily]
1806
01:37:36,518 --> 01:37:37,519
[Alex] Look!
1807
01:37:37,552 --> 01:37:40,388
[exhaling heavily]
1808
01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:43,191
[hysterically laughing]
1809
01:37:46,728 --> 01:37:48,196
I'm sorry to interrupt.
1810
01:37:49,697 --> 01:37:51,366
What's happening?
1811
01:37:51,366 --> 01:37:52,467
I want a part of this.
1812
01:37:52,467 --> 01:37:53,801
This looks like fun.
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