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A chair.
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Now look at this.
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Another chair.
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Not a big deal?
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They are identical!
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Back in the day,
everything was individually handmade.
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Each item looked different. How awful!
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Now, thanks to Western manufacturing,
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we can have two identical items.
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Or seven.
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"Oh my!"
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"What is this?"
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"Is it a mirror?"
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- This chair is talking.
- Father.
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May we?
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Right. The mayor's only son
is getting married.
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Getting back to you,
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I pronounce you husband and wife.
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I have to say that, Father.
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Go ahead.
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- I pronounce you--
- Husband and wife.
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Seriously, I have to say it.
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I pronounce you husband and wife.
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So do I.
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JEW'S
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You'll see, Bogdan.
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When they get this flail,
they'll be over the moon.
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You think so?
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I used to beat the groom with it.
It has sentimental value.
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Here's my gift.
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Look at those diamonds!
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They say he's made a fortune
trading with the townie.
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A new plow!
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Is this your gift, Jan Paweł?
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This?
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No, of course not.
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- It's a gift from me.
- Yup, it's from Bogdan.
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In that case...
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It's beautiful.
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...where's your gift, Jan Paweł?
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I don't have it with me,
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because it was too heavy.
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What is it, my lord?
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Well, it's...
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something you've always dreamed of.
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I'm starting to think that
you dream big for a modest peasant.
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A new house!
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Well, I don't know. Maybe.
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Boys!
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Today, I have nothing
to offer you but blood,
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toil, sweat, and tears.
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You will see things
you wish you had never seen.
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And it's very likely
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that some of you
may not live to see tomorrow.
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You ask, what is our aim?
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Victory!
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For without victory, there is no survival.
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Aren't we supposed to be just waiters?
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Yes.
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But at a Polish wedding.
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Zofia, look who we're sitting with.
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The talking fox guy and his wife.
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Yes, that rings a bell.
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Zofia, you look beautiful
without the bonnet. Jan Paweł.
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You have the guts to show up here
after you backstabbed me.
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Backstabbed?
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- You went into business with Andrzej.
- I offered the deal to you first.
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You just don't listen.
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Talk away. I'm not listening anyway.
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How's your finger? All good?
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How can it be good? You cut it off!
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Jesus Christ!
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Sorry. You know what it's like
at weddings.
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No worries. It could happen to anyone.
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Let's go...
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not this way.
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Yeah.
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Hey there.
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Is this Adamczycha?
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Depends who's asking.
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If you're Polish,
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yes.
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If you're German,
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no.
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If you're Lithuanian,
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also yes.
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- If you're Hungarian--
- I'm a Pole. From Sandomierz.
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What brings you all the way here, Father?
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REWARD
BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
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I'm Father Viper, crown investigator.
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I'm currently working on the murder
of an important nobleman.
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The culprit faces a life sentence
and the breaking wheel.
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And if it's a priest,
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even a transfer to another parish.
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Mom?
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Why don't we ask the Ryczyńskis
about Stanisław?
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Unless you already did?
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Rozalia?
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Can I talk to you in private?
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Yes, of course.
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- Do you really have to talk in private?
- It'll be more discreet.
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Jan Paweł, we need to talk!
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I don't want to talk to you.
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- Andrzej, we need to talk.
- I can't talk to you right now.
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I need to talk to Jan Paweł.
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Jakub, we need to talk!
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Andrzej, I insist that we talk!
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Well, talking to you is always fun.
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This is for the nobles.
That's for the peasants.
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Chop, chop!
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Those serving the nobles,
keep coming back for more!
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Hey.
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Wanna swap?
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Fuck yeah.
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Calm down!
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The most important thing is not to panic.
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Father!
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Quick!
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Go in!
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We knew this would happen.
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It's good that we followed the plan.
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Collect the skull fragments.
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Throw them to the pigs.
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Move the corpse.
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Pay off the witnesses.
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We didn't anticipate that they'd send
the famous Father Viper from Sandomierz.
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Did you have to kill that Henryk?
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You killed him, scumbag!
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We could kill Viper!
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No, enough killing!
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Besides, killing a priest
is a complete no-no.
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And yet, God gave us free will!
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I'll handle that, Father.
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You guys get your story straight
in case you're interrogated!
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Jakub is my best guy!
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He'll make sure Viper loses track.
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- I'm not sure I trust your--
- Andrzej!
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We really need to talk.
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Fine.
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The church is beautiful.
Let me show you, Father.
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We'll say the rosary, maybe have a drink...
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Thank you, Jakub.
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But like I said, I'm here to solve
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the mysterious disappearance
of Henryk Lubopolski.
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I won't hold you up then.
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If you leave now,
you'll get to Stara Wieś before dawn.
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I do confessions there.
Better check those folks. They sin a lot.
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Peasant.
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Yes?
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Have you recently seen
an elegant young nobleman around here?
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Tall, skinny, curly hair, an idiot?
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I don't think he's that tall.
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Yes, maybe he isn't.
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Nope.
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I haven't seen him.
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Thank you.
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Good evening, my lady.
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My name is Maciej,
and I'll be serving you tonight.
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A blacksmith's boy, a waiter...
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A real Renaissance man.
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That's me all right.
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If you need anything else, let me know.
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I do need something.
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Company.
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Everything's under control.
There's absolutely nothing to worry about.
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But as a precaution, I'll pack my trunk.
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Just in case it turns out
that there is something to worry about,
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and absolutely nothing is under control.
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Zofia!
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Start packing!
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It's not what you think!
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Look, I'm serious.
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Now's not the time
to take a nap with a friend.
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- An investigator is here!
- An investigator? Why?
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Why? It's about the magnate's son.
The one who, you know...
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You shot a magnate's son?
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How do you know?
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Zofia calmed me down a bit.
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We can outsmart that Viper fellow.
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After all,
people lie to each other all the time.
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I was nervous because I measure everyone
by my own yardstick.
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But no one can hide anything from me.
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Jan Paweł.
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I've found out something.
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- I'm not talking to you.
- Rightly so.
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It's about my assets.
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Go talk to your buddies.
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So the sausage vanished from the table.
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Yes.
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In January.
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Can this mystery be solved?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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who's here with their own problems
and expects my help?
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And who has any information
on the nobleman's son I'm looking for?
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I do.
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I know where the nobleman's son is.
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Wait.
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Can you repeat that one more time?
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King Wiśniowiecki has suddenly enacted
a law to confiscate noblemen's assets
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invested in bourgeois businesses
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in order to preserve class divisions.
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And as it happens,
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I invested everything
in Ciesław's business, so I'm broke.
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I don't understand what's so complicated
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that you need it explained three times!
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I think he just wanted
to hear it one more time.
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Hence, I have an offer for you.
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You can buy my half of Adamczycha.
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This is the most beautiful day of my life!
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Dad!
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Viper found the nobleman's son!
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- Say what?
- Viper found the magnate's son!
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Let's not praise the day before sunset.
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Father Viper, we can explain everything
about the nobleman's son!
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We were hunting,
and there was an accident.
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Here.
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Stanisław?
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Hi, Daddy.
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About that townie...
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It wasn't it.
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Well, he is the nobleman's son, right?
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The wrong son, of the wrong nobleman.
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Are there any other nobleman's sons here?
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Me, for example?
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The two of you ran all the way here
on your last breath
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just to say that this is Stanisław?
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Exactly.
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I don't see any other
nobleman's sons here.
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Another one?
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Why? Are you wimping out?
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Maybe I am. So what?
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Does a guy really have to do
shot after shot
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to fulfill his manly manhood?
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What?
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Am I being an idiot?
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It's the booze.
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When I drink less,
I don't talk such rubbish.
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And then I can drink more again.
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But then I talk rubbish again.
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Damn, I don't know how I should live.
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Live however you want, Maciej.
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The thing is, the way I want...
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isn't possible.
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That's true.
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Come on!
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Here's a cool idea.
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Let's go back to the manor
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and sort all 95 Luther theses
from the least to the most stupid.
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Your father mentioned a hunt.
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Supposedly, this is where it took place.
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Someone lost a ring. It happens.
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Someone with the initials H and L.
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Darn. That could be anyone.
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Anyone whose first name starts with an H
and has a surname that starts with an L.
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Hanna Lipko?
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Aniela, we have a problem.
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What problem, Arletka?
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Enjoy the wedding.
You'll face your problems tomorrow.
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I get that,
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but I don't think it does.
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You said it was the sixth month.
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Well, sixth-kinda-ninth.
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For the last time,
Henryk Lubopolski was never here.
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Lady Zofia,
I haven't asked any questions yet.
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So far, I found a ring with the initials.
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00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,541
Father Jakub
267
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,958
snatched it from me,
put it in his mouth, and almost choked
268
00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:35,958
as he was trying to swallow it,
269
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:40,291
while you were screaming, and I quote,
270
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:45,375
"There was no ring."
271
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,208
That never happened.
272
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:50,958
As you wish.
273
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,333
But I know that
Henryk Lubopolski was here,
274
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,000
and I'll find out what happened.
275
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,166
God bless you.
276
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,500
Zofia, it's still not too late.
277
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:05,916
For what?
278
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,333
To confess.
279
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,333
A man was killed here.
280
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,375
You can't live with that.
281
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:18,291
Too bad you didn't know Henryk.
It would've been easier for you.
282
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,291
But you're innocent.
283
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:26,625
All you have to do is tell the truth,
and you'll be free.
284
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,541
You'll be able to be
whoever you want to be,
285
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,791
with whomever you want to be.
286
00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:37,416
By doing it,
you'll choose love and goodness.
287
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:41,458
What's more important
than love and goodness?
288
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:52,791
If goodness and love
stand in the way of family,
289
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,333
family crushes them both to pulp.
290
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:03,958
Because this is Poland.
291
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,333
Here, family is most important.
292
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,708
SALE AND PURCHASE AGREEMENT
OF THE BIGGER HALF OF ADAMCZYCHA
293
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,958
ANNEX TO THE SALE AND PURCHASE AGREEMENT
294
00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,541
Jan Paweł...
295
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:25,791
With both names.
296
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,541
Andrzej...
297
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:35,541
I hereby confirm that Jan Paweł
is taking over your half of Adamczycha...
298
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:36,833
The bigger half.
299
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:37,875
...for the amount equal
300
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:41,250
to the first installment of your debt
to the Commonwealth Crown.
301
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,291
Adamczycha is mine.
302
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,041
The whole entirety.
303
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:56,750
Andrzej got mixed up
in some silly business,
304
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,875
and now the king takes it all.
305
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,833
I've been saying all along
that he's an idiot. And me?
306
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:09,625
Now I'll certainly become the most famous
Jan Paweł in Polish history.
307
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,750
No one will ever please you in bed
the way I did!
308
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,250
And vice versa!
309
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,541
My finger will never ever
310
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,916
touch your clitoris again!
311
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,416
I curse it!
312
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,791
We're done!
313
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,958
It's over! Forever and ever, amen!
314
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:39,666
Right.
315
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,833
And that's the best proof
316
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,083
that women can't be friends.
317
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,625
True that.
318
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,041
Men will just punch each other,
and that's it.
319
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,791
They're still buddies. But this?
320
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:55,791
Well!
321
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:05,458
"You rubbed my clitoris the wrong way.
We can't be friends!"
322
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,500
I'm pretending to be a woman.
323
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,958
Women are way too emotional.
324
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,625
I say, "Bro, do whatever you want
with my clitoris,
325
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:23,208
as long as you pour the wine!"
326
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:44,958
What's a clitoris?
327
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:46,500
I have no idea.
328
00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:50,291
Listen! I have great news!
329
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,250
What's going on here?
330
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:55,625
Step aside.
331
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:58,250
- Arleta, push!
- Don't touch it! I'll do it.
332
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,458
Cut it!
333
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,125
Come on, cut!
334
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,416
This is my gift to you! A child!
335
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,583
The wedding party goes on!
336
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:14,750
Call him Adam in honor of my Adamczycha!
337
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:19,583
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
338
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,291
But it's a girl.
339
00:22:23,791 --> 00:22:24,625
What?
340
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,458
It's a girl.
341
00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:28,416
Damn, it's always something.
342
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:32,291
Okay, you'll be Adam,
in honor of my Adamczycha!
343
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,291
Look, Bartosz, she's ours.
344
00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:36,791
I'm Adam.
345
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:40,125
It was obvious from the beginning.
346
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:44,291
May she live
For a hundred years
347
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:48,708
May she live
For a very long time
348
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:50,500
May she live
349
00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:51,458
Arleta!
350
00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:53,625
May she live Healthy...
351
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:54,541
Jan Paweł!
352
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,458
...in good fortune
May she live a long life
353
00:22:57,541 --> 00:23:01,333
May she live...
354
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:10,333
Since my arrival,
everyone's been treating me like an idiot.
355
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,125
I don't like being treated like an idiot,
356
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,833
so I'm going to tell you what I know,
357
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,041
then I want to hear what you know.
358
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:22,458
I know that Henryk Lubopolski
was in Adamczycha.
359
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:25,750
- Look, it's still winter at the cemetery.
- Yup.
360
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:29,833
And I know that you know
that Henryk Lubopolski was in Adamczycha.
361
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,125
Did you know, Andrzej?
362
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,166
Why didn't you tell me?
363
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,416
Where is he now, Andrzej?
364
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,416
And I know that if you lie to me,
365
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,083
you'll be arrested today
for obstruction of justice.
366
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,916
So let me ask you one more time.
367
00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:49,750
When was the last time you saw Henryk?
368
00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,208
Damn it.
369
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,458
I think I'm starting
to remember something.
370
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:06,041
Yeah, something's dawning on me too.
371
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:12,000
It was a few weeks ago.
372
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,208
I remember...
373
00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:14,666
It's all foggy...
374
00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:18,333
I think there was a tragic incident.
375
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:22,458
- Yes, so Henryk was going down the road.
- Yes.
376
00:24:22,541 --> 00:24:24,625
Suddenly, a moose jumped out
in front of him.
377
00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:26,916
- Yes. Apparently, from the left.
- Yes.
378
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,916
- Apparently, the moose scared his horse.
- Yes.
379
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,500
Being under the influence,
Henryk lost control.
380
00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:35,083
That's most likely what happened.
381
00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:37,166
- Apparently, he crashed into a tree.
- Yes.
382
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:39,458
- And then his head exploded.
- And then his head exploded.
383
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:45,958
And how do you know
that the moose jumped out from the left?
384
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,916
- He killed him.
- No, he did!
385
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,833
In cold blood. Because he saw
that Henryk and I became friends.
386
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,916
You killed him because
he was going to marry one of my daughters.
387
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,083
Your daughters?
388
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,875
Half an hour.
389
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,541
That's how long you have
to decide who killed Henryk Lubopolski.
390
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:10,416
Otherwise, I'll assume
there were two perpetrators.
391
00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:29,125
Here's the wreath for you!
392
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,458
Take it, Ula. It's yours.
393
00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:33,458
Take it, or your mom won't pay me.
394
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:35,083
What?
395
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,000
What's this supposed to be?
396
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:48,708
Anielka, Adamczycha is ours.
The whole entirety.
397
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,000
It's a great opportunity for our family.
398
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,791
What does it have to do with this?
399
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,666
With the entire estate in our hands,
we can win a magnate's son.
400
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:03,458
Mom, as far as I remember,
401
00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:06,291
the magnate's son
doesn't currently have a head for it!
402
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:11,833
Anielka, there are other sons of magnates.
With heads.
403
00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,250
You'll never let it go, will you?
404
00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:17,291
We all have to make sacrifices.
405
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:18,875
What are you sacrificing?
406
00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:23,000
That's what I thought.
407
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:36,625
Jan Paweł, there's no way out. We're...
408
00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,125
We're doomed.
409
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,166
Fine.
410
00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,541
In times like this,
411
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:51,041
statesmen must find courage
in their hearts.
412
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:52,958
And I shall find it.
413
00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:58,583
Hence, I propose that you take the blame.
414
00:26:59,083 --> 00:26:59,916
What?
415
00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,166
How is this courageous?
416
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,083
Are you kidding?
417
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,166
It takes great courage
to ask someone for something,
418
00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,375
knowing they'll most likely refuse.
419
00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:15,625
It's a huge discomfort.
420
00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:16,708
Indeed.
421
00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:18,208
I refuse.
422
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,750
If not you and not me, then who?
423
00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:27,208
But of course.
The white-tailed eagle can speak Polish.
424
00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:29,708
That can't be.
You heard this with your own ears?
425
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:34,333
Who else's? A stranger's ears?
I always hear with mine.
426
00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:36,916
I agreed to take the blame
for the dead guy.
427
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,833
I wasn't that keen to begin with,
428
00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:42,291
because killing a nobleman
carries the death penalty.
429
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:47,666
But then I realized
that people sentenced to death
430
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,500
get to choose their last meal.
431
00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:53,291
I always say,
432
00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:57,000
"I'll eat a guinea fowl,
and then I can die."
433
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,750
Now I'll deliver on that promise.
434
00:28:03,041 --> 00:28:03,916
All right.
435
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:07,083
This is your final version, right?
436
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:09,708
Yes, this is Bogdan,
437
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:11,041
a ruthless killer.
438
00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:12,750
All right.
439
00:28:13,416 --> 00:28:15,458
One last formality, Bogdan.
440
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,125
How did you kill Henryk?
441
00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:20,000
How?
442
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,250
The usual way, you know.
443
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:24,916
Like God intended.
444
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:28,333
- You sho--
- No prompting.
445
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,833
I sho...
446
00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:36,041
...ved a knife into him from behind.
447
00:28:36,541 --> 00:28:39,666
Fine. You don't want the money,
so Bogdan gets it. I've had enough.
448
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:40,625
Money?
449
00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:42,916
Bogdan, come to the treasury
in Płock tomorrow
450
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,875
to collect the reward of 100,000 zlotys.
451
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,541
This must be a mistake.
452
00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:49,458
Henryk Lubopolski is wanted
for the murder of a nobleman.
453
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,083
Dead or alive.
454
00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:54,708
So I'm not going to eat a guinea fowl?
455
00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:58,291
Bogdan, you can eat
as many guinea fowls as you like.
456
00:28:58,375 --> 00:28:59,375
You're a rich man now.
457
00:29:08,416 --> 00:29:09,250
Fucking hell!
458
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,833
Brothers, thank you!
459
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:30,625
So how would you like to live?
460
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,583
Best not to say it out loud.
461
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:50,333
Don't say it then.
462
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:10,333
Life is the most surprising thing in life.
463
00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:18,541
Every action we commit
has consequences we cannot foresee.
464
00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:25,833
We assume and tell ourselves
various things,
465
00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:30,000
but it's like talking to a fox,
a raven, or a peasant.
466
00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:37,083
On the other hand, every omission
leaves us with a nagging "what if?"
467
00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:39,416
in our heads, right behind the eyes.
468
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:44,541
It's difficult to escape the thought
that nothing is in our hands,
469
00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:47,375
although we're the ones
who make the effort.
470
00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:51,750
So when we hear that
we're destined for greatness,
471
00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:53,416
we keep our cool.
472
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,375
Because who knows?
473
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:56,625
Only God Almighty.
474
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:58,416
Or the Hatter.
475
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,416
One of them.
476
00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,833
All we can do is believe...
477
00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,416
or not believe.
478
00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:11,291
To stay sane,
we need something reliable to lean on.
479
00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:13,791
That something can only be the community,
480
00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:16,500
family, and nation.
481
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,250
Am I right, Zofia?
482
00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:20,958
What?
483
00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:26,541
I asked if I'm right.
484
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:30,000
I don't know. I wasn't listening.
But I'm sure you are.
485
00:32:41,416 --> 00:32:43,375
THE END
486
00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:32,166
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