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Every now and again,
my noble buddies come over,
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and we measure our danglers.
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Few things are as important
for a Sarmatian's self-esteem
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than the length of his dangler.
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No way. I swear it was longer at home.
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And that's because the dangler
is a direct extension of our honor.
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They look equal to me.
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So be it.
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How about dinner, brothers?
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I think Andrzej's is longer.
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Excuse me?
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Andrzej's dangler has a long knob.
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Jan Paweł's entire length
is made of loose threads from the trim.
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Quite flimsy threads, at that.
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Mind your words.
You're talking about my dangler.
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Jan Paweł, if you're not open
to constructive criticism,
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perhaps you shouldn't put your dangler
on display for public judgment.
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I have no problem
putting my dangler on display,
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but your cousin
is using hate speech against it.
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I'm just saying
that your dangler isn't that long.
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- Slander!
- Slander!
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- Slander!
- Enough!
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This insult requires
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that I erase it...
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with the use of violence.
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Nicely said.
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Jeremi, I challenge you to a duel.
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I accept it.
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The world would be a better place
without danglers.
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...and I yelled at her again.
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We haven't been getting along, Father.
I don't know what to do--
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Have I told you that I'm going to be
my father's second?
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Yes, you have.
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Actually, it's the third time
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you've interrupted me
to tell me that, Father.
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You're the one
who's talking only about yourself.
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But I...
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I am confessing.
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Okay.
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As your penance,
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you must tell everyone
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that I will be my father's second.
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If you don't have time for your children,
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don't expect that
they'll find time for you in the future.
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Profound, isn't it?
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Ergo, I think that splitting Jeremi's head
in front of Jakub
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will count as valuable
father-son quality time.
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Dad?
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You're not dueling anyone, are you?
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The whole village is buzzing about a duel.
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Anielka, I've been slandered.
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Slander!
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What?
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I must prove to Andrzej's cousin
that he was wrong.
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By killing him?
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How else?
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Can't you see that
you perpetuate a toxic pattern
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that is the source of suffering
to generations of men?
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You live in constant tension.
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You're unable to build
healthy relationships with other men
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because you keep hiding
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under a thick layer
of your hopeless pride.
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Anielka...
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what a lovely braid.
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What?
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You kept talking and talking.
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At some point, I thought,
"Jesus, she's talking so long."
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You too?
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But I said to myself,
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"Keep looking at her head,
or she'll realize you're not listening."
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Then I noticed your braid.
It's beautiful, darling.
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Indeed. Well done, Aniela.
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I don't have time
for Father's shenanigans.
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I'm conducting an investigation.
It's to do with Mom.
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She's been acting strange lately.
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Hi, girls.
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- How's your day so far?
- Good.
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That's great.
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I mean, she hasn't been acting weird.
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And that's weird.
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She's been secretly exchanging letters.
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It all started with the townies' visit.
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I'm starting to suspect that Mom...
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- Ryczyński.
- Adamczewska.
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...is having an affair with Ciesław.
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I've been pondering what to say
when I stand over his corpse.
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I'm thinking of something like,
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"You shouldn't have started it."
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That's cool. Very cool.
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I'm also considering something
that rhymes to lighten the mood.
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Like, I cut off his head, and then I say,
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"Fred, where's your head?"
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But his name is Jeremi, so I don't know...
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Look at him, Father.
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Lash away!
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My father is going to end you today, Fred!
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His name is not Fred!
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Too bad.
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I've been visualizing our duel all day.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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I win each time.
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What do you think?
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On the upside,
there's room for improvement.
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To defeat Jeremi?
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Jeremi?
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Aka "Sudden Death"?
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I don't know. The short one.
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Andrzej's cousin, the shrimp.
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Sudden Death.
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Why the nickname?
Lots of sudden deaths in his family?
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Sudden Death
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is the fourth-best swordsman
in our region.
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I've heard of
at least seven duels he's won.
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How could you agree to a duel
with Sudden Death?
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With Jeremi.
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Let's stick with "Jeremi," shall we?
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Okay.
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But now I'm starting to think that maybe
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Jeremi is visualizing it differently.
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Jakub, have you seen Mom?
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Isn't she lying prostrate
in the drawing room?
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No.
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Isn't she lying prostrate in her bedroom?
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No.
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I don't know then.
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I wonder why Mom needs such a dress?
Surely not for church, right?
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Marianka!
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Is the carriage ready?
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Things aren't looking great.
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But Jan Paweł couldn't have chosen
a better coach.
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Attack the sack!
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I'm a battle-hardened man.
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A veteran of many Polish wars.
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Attack the sack in the fog!
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Go!
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Good one! Duck!
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Come on!
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They all went the same way.
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Opening battle.
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Higher!
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Battle for everything.
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Battle for honor.
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Bogdan, you're napping,
and the duel is just hours away.
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I'm not napping, Jan Paweł.
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This is a tactical maneuver.
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I deployed it in the Battle of Mątwy.
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Playing dead.
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Once you feel more confident,
you can add slight convulsions.
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And no talking.
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The dead don't talk.
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I'm not playing dead.
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- Besides, no one would fall--
- Oh dear!
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Is Uncle dead?
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I'll check to see if he has any coins
on him before the peasants steal them.
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I've still got it!
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First of all, thank you
for giving me a chance.
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This is my first conspiracy ever.
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I'm glad we're embarking
on this journey together.
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You want to escape from the village too?
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What? No.
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I don't want to be hanged.
I meant it metaphorically.
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So they send you
to the gallows for escaping?
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If they catch you.
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Is there a chance they won't?
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Hey, Lithuanian.
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Did you touch my breadcrumbs?
They were right here.
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Wait a minute.
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A peasant and a Jew alone in a room?
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You're up to something.
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Not at all.
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This is pure anti-Semitism, my lord.
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Thank you.
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And anti...
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Is there a word
for being prejudiced against peasants?
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There is. Patriotism.
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Beware.
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I'm watching you.
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I knew it!
You can read me like an open book.
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I'm such a crappy plotter.
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- I should be breeding hens, not plotting.
- Hey, Izaak.
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I'm asking if I have a chance.
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A chance?
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Well, there is a chance.
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But the question is,
have you made up your mind?
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Are you ready to abandon
everything and everyone?
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Aniela.
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- Aniela, do you have a minute?
- I don't.
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But even if I did,
I wouldn't have it for you.
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Aniela...
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it's important.
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Not to me.
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The cormorant is leaving the nest.
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Are you into birdlife?
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No.
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The cormorant is leaving the nest.
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Wait a minute!
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This isn't about the cormorant.
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Am I the cormorant?
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Am I failing my community,
and do I have to leave?
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No.
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I am the cormorant.
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Right.
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Well then, let's go see...
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the cormorant...
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who'll take care of this.
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Stasia, Maciej needs to go
to Gaworki village.
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What?
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Who?
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She's the smuggler?
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Rascal.
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No, he's not a rascal.
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She doesn't like rascals.
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He's a nice and handsome bachelor.
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Handsome.
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What do you want?
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- Are you hungry?
- No.
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- He wants to run away from the estate.
- Run away?
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God Almighty!
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Holy Mary, mother of God!
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I'm terribly sorry.
I didn't mean to stress you out. Sorry.
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Relax, Stasia is a professional mourner.
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- Just tell her.
- Yes, go on.
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So, Ms. Stasia, a theater troupe
will be waiting for me in Gaworki.
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Jesus!
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Holy Mary, mother of God!
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Dear God...
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No, I can't do it.
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I feel like I'm a disappointment to her.
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- Stasia--
- Of course, Stasia! Always Stasia!
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Everything's always on me! For what sins?
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Okay, then.
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Fine.
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But it's not gonna work.
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Holy Mother of God...
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Stop!
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Who are you?
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An old lady with her grandson's body.
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What grandson?
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What grandson?
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Well...
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you know, a normal one.
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Be more specific, Jew.
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He was a nice and handsome bachelor.
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Nice and handsome?
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Right, there was one like that.
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Okay, you may go.
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My beloved grandson!
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My sunshine...
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She's really unlucky
when it comes to grandsons.
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Andrzej...
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due to the sentiment I have for you...
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I've decided to forgive your cousin.
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Forgive him?
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I'm ready to forget about the duel.
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If your cousin apologizes to me, that is.
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I've got nothing to apologize for.
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No need to do it on your knees.
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Although it'd certainly be nice.
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I won't apologize to you.
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Andrzej...
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I'm going to count down from three.
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This is your cousin's last chance.
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- Three...
- Three...
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- two...
- two...
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You said something?
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I didn't say a word.
267
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,250
I thought you said, "I'm sorry."
268
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,125
- You didn't?
- I didn't.
269
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,583
How do you say it?
"I'm sorry" or "I'm surrey"?
270
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,791
You want me to say it.
271
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:16,625
Six...
272
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:19,416
- five...
- Five...
273
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,250
I've had a problem for a while,
274
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,875
but it looks like today,
that problem will solve itself.
275
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:47,916
Ciesław's carriage.
276
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,541
Unbelievable.
277
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:01,708
My whole life I've heard from her,
"Anielka, this is how you have to live."
278
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,333
"This and that is unladylike."
279
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,958
Now I'll catch her red-handed,
and I'll be the one talking.
280
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,416
I'll be talking plenty.
281
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:09,750
Hey.
282
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,583
Where did you get that dress?
283
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,708
Lady Zofia gave it to me.
284
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:16,750
What do you mean, gave?
285
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,458
She brings us gifts every week.
286
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,750
You might get something too.
287
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,000
Wait, what is this place?
288
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,791
A shelter for single mothers.
289
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,541
What can I say?
290
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,583
I'm not proud of myself.
291
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,625
I suspected my mother of the worst things.
292
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:10,250
But she's been secretly visiting
this shelter for single mothers
293
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,875
to support those in need.
294
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:14,750
She and Rozalia.
295
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:18,083
Two exemplary wives and mothers,
296
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:22,208
who despite everyday hardships,
still find the time to help others.
297
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,916
All I can do is wear sackcloth and ashes,
298
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,583
and admit that my mother meets
the moral standards she sets so high.
299
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:34,708
Case closed.
300
00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:49,250
Let the seconds come forward.
You shall select the weapons.
301
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,833
Look, the nobles from the entire area
have come to see your triumph.
302
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:02,458
The duel will be fought
with sabers or flails.
303
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,708
God, honor, fatherland.
304
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:14,125
The three most common causes of death
among Polish noblemen.
305
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,833
Lately, honor is in first place.
306
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:21,791
That's why we've introduced the option
to fight duels with flails.
307
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:25,208
Otherwise, we'll just kill each other off.
308
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:31,416
And what will this poor Poland do
without its nobility?
309
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,708
Andrzej, which weapon does Jeremi prefer?
310
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:43,083
Being that we want to give Jan Paweł
full satisfaction,
311
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:44,708
we choose sabers.
312
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,333
Jakub?
313
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,750
We also choose sabers.
314
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,500
Hallelujah!
315
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:08,416
Jan Paweł, is there anything
you'd like to say?
316
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,500
No. Why?
317
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,208
- Therefore, Jakub--
- Wait.
318
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:16,666
Sabers?
319
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,291
Flails?
320
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:28,458
Axes?
321
00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:30,291
Can they fight with axes?
322
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,666
Yes, but axes carry
a much higher risk of death.
323
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,416
Excellent. We choose axes.
324
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,750
Too bad.
325
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,625
But so be it.
326
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,458
Stasia?
327
00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:57,750
From Adamczycha?
328
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,625
- Who's that?
- Aniela Adamczewska.
329
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:03,291
The lord's daughter? Nice and pretty.
330
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:06,833
Well, my hair's a mess today,
but some may like it.
331
00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:08,500
Why is she here all alone?
332
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:09,875
This shouldn't be.
333
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:11,750
I know, Stasia.
334
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:14,875
I don't know.
I haven't been thinking straight lately.
335
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:20,458
- I suspected Mom of having an affair.
- Jesus Christ!
336
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,625
- I know.
- Dear God.
337
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,833
I thought she was acting weird,
but I think it was me.
338
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:28,916
The worst part is,
I think it's because of a guy.
339
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,583
Holy Mother of God!
340
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,833
A nice and handsome bachelor?
341
00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:37,625
Handsome,
342
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,083
but not nice.
343
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,583
- A rascal?
- That's right.
344
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,916
And of another status.
345
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,958
- A peasant.
- God Almighty! Mother of--
346
00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:53,166
I know, Stasia. What can I do?
The heart wants what it wants.
347
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:02,791
Thank you, Stasia.
You know how to lend an ear.
348
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:17,083
When Father started nodding,
I immediately knew what he meant.
349
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,833
"Look, son, I'm pretending to be an axe.
Choose the axe."
350
00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:21,625
Slash, slash!
351
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,416
Jan Paweł, I admire you.
352
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:28,083
It takes tremendous courage
to fight Sudden Death.
353
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,666
Can we call him Jeremi?
354
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:32,041
Like we did until this morning?
355
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:34,500
Before the duel commences,
356
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:37,416
I'm obligated to recite a warning
357
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,166
from the Chancellor of Health.
358
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,291
Duels carry a risk of death
359
00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:43,791
and a loss of limbs.
360
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:46,708
Are the adversaries ready?
361
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:02,541
In that case, let the duel begin!
362
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:09,500
Hey!
363
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,166
What are you doing?
364
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,250
Are you nuts?
365
00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:17,541
Exactly!
366
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,458
What are we doing? Are we nuts?
367
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:26,500
I don't know anymore.
368
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
I guess I wanted to impress my son.
369
00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:32,333
Show him what honor is about.
370
00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:35,583
But that's not what matters most in life.
371
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,500
We act like tough guys.
372
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:41,041
We proudly show off our danglers.
373
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,458
We let no slander slide.
374
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,625
What is the point of all that?
375
00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:50,208
What matters most in life is--
376
00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:52,000
Living in peace with yourself?
377
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:55,833
What? No.
378
00:24:57,291 --> 00:25:00,000
What matters most in life
is to impress women.
379
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:01,916
Look around.
380
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,750
There are no women here
besides my daughter.
381
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,916
They don't care about this.
382
00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,791
And if girls aren't watching,
then why bother?
383
00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:16,041
Am I right, Anielka?
384
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:19,708
Not at all.
385
00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,333
That's why I hereby...
386
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,375
swear on my honor to my daughter,
387
00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:28,708
I shall not fight in duels.
388
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:33,333
You're lucky, Sudden Death.
389
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:36,333
We were meant to have a duel.
390
00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:40,458
Such treatment is... slander!
391
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:42,125
Slander!
392
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,583
- Slander!
- Slander!
393
00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:46,000
Slander!
394
00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,500
All right, gentlemen!
395
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:48,458
Fine!
396
00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:50,458
Since I can't do it myself,
397
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:53,041
the person fighting on my behalf will be...
398
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:00,000
You, peasant.
399
00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:01,708
Would you?
400
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:05,458
Are you ready to represent your lo--
401
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:20,916
That's exactly how I would have done it.
402
00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:28,375
Excuse me. I have to go.
403
00:26:32,666 --> 00:26:36,083
I'll check to see if he has any coins
on him before the peasants steal them.
404
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,208
It shouldn't have happened like that!
405
00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:46,791
True, but it'd be hard to reverse it now.
406
00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:52,583
Let's agree that your cousin
is the honorary winner of the duel.
407
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:55,791
Congratulations, Jeremi.
408
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:09,666
Peasant, a nobleman is in the house.
409
00:27:11,291 --> 00:27:12,750
Remove your hat.
410
00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:16,416
Hey, lout.
411
00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:19,541
This is the third time in two hours
that I'm here,
412
00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:23,833
and it's the third time
I've ordered you to remove your hat.
413
00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,500
It's also the third time
you've ignored me.
414
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:30,583
Show some respect to a Sarmatian,
415
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:32,750
and take off your hat.
416
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,833
Can you hear me, skunk?
417
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:37,208
Take off your hat!
418
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,458
The cormorant has left the nest.
419
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:10,000
Jakub!
420
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,625
Jakub, come quickly!
421
00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:15,000
Fugitive! Lithuanian!
422
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:19,000
- The blacksmith's boy?
- Yes, the Lithuanian.
423
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,541
He vanished with his belongings.
424
00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:24,041
- I'll believe it once I see it.
- He can't be too far. Release the dogs!
425
00:28:30,666 --> 00:28:31,833
Hello, roomie.
426
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,416
Hot water?
427
00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:35,208
I've just put it on.
428
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,250
I tried to be the wiser one.
429
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:54,291
But I've put up with Jan Paweł tricks
for too long.
430
00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:56,333
It's time to take matters
into my own hands.
431
00:28:58,916 --> 00:29:00,416
Adamczycha will soon be mine.
432
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:06,000
Just don't tell anyone.
433
00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:10,375
I always say what I'm up to,
and then there's no surprise, so...
434
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:14,583
Giddyap!
435
00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:12,333
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