All language subtitles for Leverage.S02E08.1080p.WEBRip.x265-HiQVE

[ Horn blares ]

Man on radio: THE FIRST PRIORITY
FOR NEW ENGLAND

IS TO GET THEIR DEFENSE
HEALTHY.

THEIR DEFENSE IS FINE,
YOU MORONS.

THEY ALLOWED AN AVERAGE
OF 10 POINTS PER GAME LAST YEAR.

...THROW FOR, YOU KNOW --

HE WAS, WHAT,
I THINK HE WAS 7 OF...

[ GUN COCKS ]

[ GUN COCKS ]

[ GUNFIRE, SCREAMING ]

[ Russian accent ]
EVERYBODY DOWN! DOWN!

HELL!

NO! NO!

GET AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!

[ GUNSHOTS, MAN GRUNTS ]

Man: DAVAI! DAVAI!
DAVAI! DAVAI! DAVAI!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

I'VE BEEN A COP WITH THE BOSTON
P.D. FOR OVER 20 YEARS.

MY WIFE GOT LAID OFF
A COUPLE MONTHS AGO,

SO I PICKED UP SOME SHIFTS
WITH A SECURITY COMPANY

TO MAKE ENDS MEET.

MR. COSPITO, YOU WERE DOING
A SIDE JOB FOR KERRITY DIAMONDS?

PLEASE, CALL ME JOEY.

I'M FEELING LIKE AN OLD MAN
THESE DAYS AS IT IS.

I WAS HAULING ABOUT $10 MILLION
IN DIAMONDS THAT DAY.

I'D DONE THE SAME ROUTE FIVE,
MAYBE SIX TIMES BEFORE --

NO PROBLEM.

ARMORED-CAR DRIVERS ARE SUPPOSED
TO STAY WITH THE VEHICLE, RIGHT?

I'M A COP FIRST.

MY INSTINCT WAS
STOP A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

HELL OF A JOB I DID, HUH?

ONE GUARD
FOR A DELIVERY THAT SIZE?

AH, THESE DAYS,

WITH COMPANIES PINCHING
ANYWHERE THEY CAN,

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

IT SOUNDS TO ME
LIKE AN INSIDE JOB.

EXCEPT THEY THOUGHT
THE INSIDE MAN WAS ME.

HEY, I KNOW --
FIRST GUY YOU LOOK AT

IS THE BLUE-COLLAR GUY
WHO'S GOT MONEY TROUBLE.

UNTIL THIS INVESTIGATION'S
CLOSED AND MY NAME IS CLEARED,

I'M SUSPENDED FROM THE FORCE
WITHOUT PAY.

YEAH, ALTHOUGH,
NOT MUCH OF AN INVESTIGATION.

NO WITNESSES, NO PRINTS.

TRACE ELEMENTS
OF THE EXPLOSIVE THEY USED,

FAST-BURNING DET CORD.

MEDICAL BILLS ARE PILING UP.

AND THERE'S NO WORK
FOR A GUY

WITH A BUM SHOULDER
AND AN OPEN INVESTIGATION.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, JOEY,
WE'RE GONNA DO EVERYTHING WE CAN

TO HELP YOU WITH THAT,
ALL RIGHT?

NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE SO TOUGH

JUST TO TRY AND KEEP A ROOF
OVER MY FAMILY'S HEAD, YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

[ SIGHS ]

WHO'S THE OTHER DRINK FOR?

THE, UH...

OH, SHE'S, UH...

NOBODY.

THE RICH AND POWERFUL,
THEY TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.

WE STEAL IT BACK FOR YOU.

AND SOMETIMES, BAD GUYS
MAKE THE BEST GOOD GUYS.

WE PROVIDE...

JIM KERRITY III --
HE TOOK OVER KERRITY DIAMONDS

FOUR YEARS AGO,
AFTER HIS OLD MAN RETIRED.

AND IN THAT SMALL AMOUNT
OF TIME,

HE MANAGED TO DRIVE THE BUSINESS
STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND

BY LIVING WAY BEYOND HIS MEANS.

I'M TALKING DRUGS, BOOZE, WOMEN.

ACCORDING TO HIS CREDIT CARDS,
SAME AS -- WHAT?

WHAT? WHAT? WHY? WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT? WHAT?

-WHAT?
-IT'S DISTRACTING.

WELL, THE COUCH IS JUST FEELING
A LITTLE EMPTY.

ELIOT, WILL YOU PLEASE
SIT NEXT TO PARKER?

NO.
I'M SITTING HERE NOW.

GUYS, GUYS, ALL RIGHT,
WE ALL MISS SOPHIE.

WE JUST HAVE TO ADAPT.

-I GOT THIS. MOVE. GO. BYE.
-PLEASE.

GO.

YOU HAPPY?

NOW, KERRITY'S FINANCES
ARE A MESS --

MAXED OUT, MAXED OUT, OVERDRAWN.

ACCORDING TO
THE INSURANCE CLAIM,

HE STANDS TO GAIN $9 MILLION
FROM THE ARMORED-CAR ROBBERY.

YOU KNOW, A GUY LIKE THIS,
HE GETS IN OVER HIS HEAD,

AND HIS INSURANCE POLICY STARTS
TO LOOK PRETTY ATTRACTIVE.

HIRES A COUPLE OF THUGS,
KNOCKS OFF HIS OWN TRUCK.

IT'S A SWEET PAYOUT, TOO.

HE GETS THE INSURANCE CLAIM,
PLUS HE STILL HAS THE DIAMONDS.

MM-HMM, AND HONEST PEOPLE
LIKE JOEY TAKE THE HEAT.

YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT THIS
MOST PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND

IS INSURANCE FRAUD --
IT'S A LOT OF RED TAPE.

I MEAN, A BIG CLAIM LIKE THIS --

IT'LL TAKE ABOUT A YEAR BEFORE
KERRITY SEES ANY OF THE MONEY.

AND THE BILL COLLECTORS --
THEY'RE NOT GONNA WAIT AROUND.

-HE'S GOT TO FENCE THE DIAMONDS.
-HE CAN'T.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
-HIS DIAMONDS ARE GIA-CERTIFIED,

VVS CLARITY,
ALL ABOUT TWO CARATS.

THAT'S MY CLICKER.

WHO STOLE THE POLAR STAR?

WHO STOLE THE GEM OF GIBRALTAR?

DAMIANI RAID?
ME.

I KNOW DIAMONDS.

AND OUR BAD GUY
CAN'T FENCE THOSE DIAMONDS

BECAUSE STONES THAT SIZE

HAVE AN I.D. NUMBER
LASER-INSCRIBED ON THEM.

OH, SO IT'S LIKE A STOLEN CAR.

YOU GOT TO CLEAN THE VIN
BEFORE YOU CAN SELL THEM.

HOW DO YOU GET
THAT I.D. NUMBER OFF?

WITH A SPECIAL LASER,
BUT ONLY THREE GUYS CAN DO IT --

ANTWERP, DUBAI, TEL AVIV.

AND AS OF RIGHT NOW,
BOSTON, RIGHT?

I MEAN, KERRITY
HAS TO MOVE HIS DIAMONDS,

SO WE CONVINCE HIM
THAT WE'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE

WHO CAN MAKE THEM CLEAN ENOUGH
TO MOVE.

GET THEM TO BRING THE DIAMONDS
TO US.

AND WHEN HE SHOWS UP --

OH, HARDISON, CAN YOU PUT
THE CRIME-SCENE PHOTOS...

CAN -- CAN...

STATE POLICE GUY,
LIEUTENANT BONANNO.

YEAH. SO, WE DROP KERRITY ON HIS
LAP WITH THE STOLEN DIAMONDS.

LIEUTENANT BONANNO DROPS
THE HAMMER.

OUR GUY GETS CLEARED,
GETS HIS JOB BACK.

PARDON ME, BUT I DON'T MEAN
TO STOP THE FUN TRAIN --

WE'RE OUT A GRIFTER HERE.

I KNOW WHO WE CAN CALL.

NO.
WE'RE NOT GONNA CALL SOPHIE.

NO. SHE HAS ASKED FOR SPACE,
AND WE'RE GONNA HONOR THAT.

NO.

HARDISON,
YOU'RE GONNA BE OUR GRIFTER.

-I'M LISTENING.
-WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

-PARKER, YOU'LL BE THE ROPER.
-WHAT?

CUTE DRESS, HEELS --
YOU'LL BE FINE.

SURE.
I'LL BE FINE.

ELIOT, YOU BE THE MUSCLE.

HI.

HELLO.

BUY ME A DRINK?

YOU GOT IT.

SO...

AAH!

[ GRUNTS ]

AAH!

Nate:
PARKER? PARKER?

[ MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

AAH!

[ CROWD GASPING, MURMURING ]

YEAH.
I'LL BE FINE.

I WILL NOT BE FINE.
I STABBED THAT GUY WITH A FORK!

PARKER, PARKER, RELAX.
IT'S FINE.

LISTEN, GO TO NATE'S
STORAGE CUPBOARD,

AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND
A SEXY LITTLE MINIDRESS

AND MY EMERGENCY JIMMY CHOOS.

JIMMY WHO?

YOU HAVE A BODY
IN NATE'S CLOSET?

SHOES, PARKER!

DIDN'T I TEACH YOU ANY--
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

Okay, this is the important bit.

DO YOU STILL HAVE THE ROSALIND
DIAMOND YOU STOLE IN PERTH?

YES.

WEAR IT.

THE DIAMOND WILL SPEAK FOR YOU.
YOU WON'T HAVE TO SAY A WORD.

This is the key to the grift.
You just trust the character.

SAY NOTHING.
TRUST THE DIAMOND.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
I CAN DO THAT.

DON'T TELL NATE I CALLED.

I WON'T.

[ BEEPS ]

[ BEEPS ]

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHERE'S THE MARK?

KERRITY'S AT THE BAR --
GOLD ROLEX, PURPLE TIE.

SAY NOTHING.
TRUST THE DIAMOND.

SAY NOTHING
AND TRUST THE DIAMOND.

Parker, what are you saying?

NOTHING.
AND TRUSTING THE DIAMOND.

I'LL HAVE AN APPLETINI.

-THEY MAKE THEM STRONG HERE.
-OH, DO THEY?

IS THAT AN AUSTRALIAN
PINK DIAMOND?

IS THAT THE ROSALIND?
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

THAT'S AN IMPRESSIVE,
UH, REPLICA.

IT'S THE ORIGINAL.

I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD
FOR IT.

I HAVE PEOPLE WHO CERTIFY
THESE THINGS FOR ME.

NATE: "Do you want
to take a closer..."

YOU WANT A CLOSER LOOK?

No stabbing, Parker.

Kerrity:
THIS IS A VERY FAMOUS DIAMOND.

HOW DID YOU GET IT?

IT WAS A GIFT
FROM MY BOYFRIEND.

AH.

HE WORKS IN DIAMONDS.

SO DO I, AND I WOULD
LOVE TO TALK SHOP

WITH THE MAN WHO MANAGED
TO GET HIS HANDS ON THE, UH...

THE ROSALIND DIAMOND.

[ British accent ] NO.
N--

COME HERE.
WHAT HAVE I SAID?

WHAT HAVE I SAID
ABOUT NEW PEOPLE? HUH?

WHAT HAVE I SAID?

HEY, IT'S OKAY.
THIS GUY WORKS IN DIAMONDS.

HE WANTS TO TALK BUSINESS
OR SOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT.

LAY THE ARMS DOWN, BROTHER.

HE'S COOL.

YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE
MY BODYGUARD.

HE'S TOUCHY.

IT'S 'CAUSE HE'S A MUTE,
ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, WELL, MY BODYGUARDS
DON'T TALK MUCH, EITHER.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND
OUR ARMORED-CAR ROBBERS.

[ GRUNTING ]

[ GUN COCKS ]

GONNA SHOOT
THROUGH YOUR OWN MATE, THEN?

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
I NEVER LIKED HIM.

LEGIT.
GOON SQUAD AND ALL, INNIT?

STAND DOWN.

JIM KERRITY.

YOU'RE JIM KERRITY --
KERRITY DIAMONDS?

[ Chuckling ]
OH, NO.

BROTHER, YOU GOT HIT HARD
LAST WEEK.

THE HEIST, YES.
THAT WAS ME.

SO, DID YOU USE THE ROMANOVS
BACK THERE OR JUST HIRE OUT?

I'M IN THE BUSINESS, JIMMY BOY.
I CAN SMELL AN INSIDE JOB.

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO
IN THE BUSINESS, MISTER...

I'M A THIEF.

THEY CALL ME THE ICE MAN.

NATE:
"Ice Man"?

NO, HARDISON, YOU HAVE TO, UH,
HAVE A LIGHT TOUCH.

UNDERSELL.

WHAT KIND OF A THIEF
CALLS HIMSELF A THIEF?

AN UNCATCHABLE ONE
WITH A BRILLIANT REPUTATION.

YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK IN PERTH.

THE POLAR STAR?
NICKED IT.

THE GEM OF GIBRALTAR?
NICKED IT.

THE DAMIANI RAID?

DISTRACTION WHILE
I NICKED EVERYTHING

IN THE VAULT NEXT DOOR.

BIG STONES, TRUST ME.

YEAH, WELL, THEN, I SHOULDN'T
BE SEEN TALKING TO YOU.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT,
'CAUSE TWO CRIMINALS

CAN'T TALK BUSINESS
WHILE SHOOTING POOL.

BITCH OF IT IS,
NICKING THEM'S BUTTER --

MOVING THEM'S THE PAIN.

YES, ESPECIALLY WITH
THOSE INSCRIBED I.D. NUMBERS.

NO, NO, NO, NO.
I GOT THIS LASER, SEE?

ONLY ONE IN THIS COUNTRY,
MIND YOU.

THIS THING I HAD TO BRING OVER

PIECE BY SODDING PIECE
FROM TURKMENISTAN.

IT CAN SCRUB AN I.D.
CLEAN OFF ANY DIAMOND --

RE-VIRGINIZED.

AND WHAT KIND OF FEE
DO YOU CHARGE

FOR SUCH A SPECIALIZED SERVICE?

30%.

-5%.
-30%.

NO WAY IN HELL.

SEE, THAT'S THE DISCOUNTED RATE,
BROTHER,

'CAUSE ANYTHING LOWER THAN THAT
IS AN INSULTED RATE,

'CAUSE IT'S AN INSULT TO ME,
SAVVY?

YOU, UH...YOU RING ME
WHEN YOU WISEN UP, YEAH?

THANKS...

BUT NO, THANKS, BROTHER.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]
Eliot: ICE MAN?

Hardison: [ Normal voice ]
I PUT A LOT OF WORK

INTO THAT CHARACTER.

-SERIOUSLY?
-NO, NO, NO, NO.

I BOUGHT NEW CLOTHES --
UGLY AS HELL, TOO.

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO
ON THE GRIFT, HARDISON, OKAY?

-I-I PUT STORIES ON THE WEBSITE.
-YOU GO WAY TOO BIG.

YEAH, SOPHIE TOLD ME TO SAY
AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.

LET THE CHARACTER DO THE WORK.

WHEN DID, UH, SOPHIE SAY THAT?

A LONG TIME AGO.

MAYBE LAST CHRISTMAS.

I DON'T EVEN THINK
IT WAS SOPHIE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I'M GONNA GO PUT MORE PRESSURE
ON KERRITY.

I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE
ON THE CLEAR-OUT.

ICE MAN, PLAY IT COOL.

THAT'S JUST AN AWFUL,
AWFUL NAME.

-GENIUS.
-SEE?

Hardison:
IT'S GENIUS.

Eliot: WHEN YOU GET IN TOO DEEP
ON THIS,

I AIN'T BAILING YOUR ASS OUT.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO BAIL ME OUT.

[ British accent ]
I'M THE ICE MAN.

NOT...GONNA...HELP.

WE DID A JOB,
AND YOU HAVEN'T PAID.

I TOLD YOU -- YOU DO THE JOB,

THE INSURANCE PAYS OUT,
AND THEN YOU GET YOUR 10%.

SELL THE DIAMONDS WHILE YOU WAIT
FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY, HMM?

USE THE ENGLISHMAN
TO LAUNDER THEM.

YEAH, I'LL DO THAT WHEN HIS 30%
COMES OUT OF YOUR 10%.

YOU KNOW THAT IS A MATHEMATICAL
IMPOSSIBILITY, HMM?

THERE'S A MR. STERLING HERE
FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANY.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

HE'S PROBABLY HERE
TO DROP OFF A CHECK, OKAY?

GET OUT OF HERE.
I'LL CALL YOU.

COME ON.
COME ON.

YES!

[ DOOR BUZZES ]

MR. STERLING,
I'M, UH, I'M JIM KERRITY.

SO GLAD YOU COULD STOP BY.

I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF.

YOUR CLAIM HAS RAISED
A LOT OF RED FLAGS,

AND I'M IN THE RED-FLAG
DEPARTMENT.

MY COMPANY HAS ASKED ME
TO REVIEW YOUR ENTIRE POLICY,

JUST TO MAKE SURE
NO MISTAKES WERE MADE.

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NOBODY
TAKES SECURITY MORE SERIOUSLY

THAN I DO.

IN FACT, THAT'S THE REASON
I HIRED WHAT I WAS TOLD

WAS THE BEST ARMORED-CAR SERVICE
IN TOWN.

MY VAULT HAS A SEISMIC SENSOR.

NO OTHER COMPANY
IN BOSTON HAS THAT.

YEAH, WELL, I'M SURE
ALL THAT WILL BE TAKEN

INTO CONSIDERATION, MR. KERRITY,
YES, MM-HMM.

GOOD. SO, UH, HOW LONG
DO YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA TAKE?

'CAUSE I'VE GOT A BUSINESS
TO RUN HERE.

ASSUMING NO PROBLEMS ARISE,

YOU SHOULD EXPECT TO SEE A CHECK
IN, UH...

OH, SEVEN TO NINE...

DAYS?

[ CHUCKLES ]
MONTHS.

MM. YEAH.

WOW.

WELL...I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

[ DOOR BUZZES ]

I KNOW.

HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

HOW, HUH? I'M BACKUP.
THEY CAN'T RELY ON ME.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY...

THANKS.

DON'T TELL NATE I CALLED.

WHO WAS THAT?

CABLE COMPANY.

[ BEEPING ]

WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?

WE WORK HERE.
WHO ARE YOU?

WE'RE WITH OSHA.

WE ISSUED A CLASS-1 EVACUATION
NOTICE FOR THIS FACILITY,

EFFECTIVE 24 HOURS AGO.

THIS PLACE IS ON LOCKDOWN
FOR CHEMICAL EXPOSURE.

DID NOBODY READ THE MEMO?

DID NOBODY READ THE MEMO?!

YOU! COUGH!

[ COUGHS ]
W-WHAT CHEMICALS?

GIVEN THE SETUP FOR THIS PLACE,
IT COULD BE A MATRIX

OF SOLID-PHASE SULFATES,
NITRATES --

THAT'S INSIDE ME?

HONEY, YOUR LUNGS ARE
A PARKING LOT, SWEETHEART.

AND IN THAT PARKING LOT,
THE DIAGONAL LINES

ARE PAINTED WITH POISON.

PEOPLE, MOVE TOWARDS THE DOOR.
ALL RIGHT?

Parker:
DO NOT INHALE

UNLESS YOU ARE AT LEAST 50 FEET
FROM THE ENTRANCE!

THIS SHOULD ALL BE TAKEN CARE OF
BY TOMORROW, SO NOTHING...

[ CLATTERS ]

[ ZIPPER OPENS ]

[ BEEPS ]

Nate:
OKAY. I'VE GOT A VISUAL.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

WHERE IS MR. ICE?

HE'S LATE.

HE'S ALWAYS LATE.

[ ENGINE REVVING ]

OH.

HMM. SUBTLE.

THE ICE MAN COMETH.

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY LASER, GLINDA.

YOU SEE, I'VE FOUND
THAT LASER FLUENCES

BELOW THE DIAMOND GRAPHITIZATION
THRESHOLD ARE MOST EFFECTIVE.

WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

YEAH.

Hardison:
DID YOU BRING THE DIAMOND?

TWO CARATS, VERY FEW FLAWS --
MY SALESMAN SAID.

SHE'S A BEAUT.

SHEILA, GET US A POP.

BECAUSE THIS WOULD BE CLASSIFIED
I.F.,

AN INTERNALLY FLAWLESS,
TWO-CARAT ROUND CUT DIAMOND,

it should be easier to oblate.

NATE:
You got that, Parker?

HOW IS THIS GONNA FOOL HIM?

He's not looking at the diamond.
He's looking at the I.D. number.

Hardison: I.D. NUMBERS
ARE ETCHED AT A DEPTH

BETWEEN 5 AND 7 MICRONS.

USING NANOBLATION,

THE U.V. LASER PULSES
IRRADIATE THE ETCHING.

THANK YOU, SWEETS.

SHOULD BE ABOUT DONE.

[ BEEPS ]

IT'S LIKE IT WAS NEVER THERE.

I COULD DO THE REST IN A DAY,

BUT I'M ONLY HERE
FOR ANOTHER WEEK.

I'VE GOT A THING IN ANTWERP.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S, UH,
LET'S DO IT TOMORROW?

-DONE.
-EXCELLENT.

MR. ICE.

Nate:
ALL RIGHT. NICE WORK, GUYS.

TOMORROW, WHEN HE SHOWS UP
WITH THE DIAMONDS,

THE STATE POLICE WILL BE THERE.

WHY? SO THEY CAN
ARREST HARDISON'S EGO?

[ Normal voice ]
BE COOL, BABY -- ICE COOL.

HEY, WHO WANTS TO GO
FOR A SPIN?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RENTED
A FERRARI.

RENTED?

I'LL GET A RIDE HOME WITH ELIOT.

Y'ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ WHISTLES ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

OH, THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS, BABY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

LOOK AT YOU --
LOOKING BETTER THAN GREEN...

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE THE ANSWER
TO ALL MY PROBLEMS.

[ British accent ]
WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE CELEBRATING?

WE ARE...STEALING
KERRITY'S DIAMONDS...

...AGAIN!

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SCRUMP
HIS JEWELS?

NO, NOT YOU GUYS -- US GUYS.

WE KNOW WHERE THE DIAMONDS
ARE KEPT IN THE VAULT.

WE NEED SOMEONE TO BUST
THE DIAMONDS OUT OF THE VAULT.

THAT'S TRèS BOLD, BROTHERS.
IT'S TRèS BOLD.

WE'RE GOING TONIGHT.

YOU CLEAN THE STONES
WITH YOUR LASER.

WE SELL THEM
AND MAKE A TON OF MONEY.

DIAMOND JIM IS DROPPING
THE STONES BY MY LAB TOMORROW.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST PICK IT UP
IN TRANSIT?

IS THAT WHAT
THE ICE MAN WOULD DO, HUH?

IT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, BUT --

TOO MANY VARIABLES.

WE HAVE A WAY IN
AND OUT OF A VAULT.

WE TAKE DIAMONDS
IN A CONTROLLED SITUATION.

WE'LL BE A LONG WAY GONE

BEFORE KERRITY NOTICES
HE'S BEEN ROBBED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT?

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

HMM?

NO.

TO OUR SUCCESS.

NOSTROVYA.

YEAH, UM, CHEERS, MATE.

UH, I NEED -- I NEED
TO MAKE A QUICK CALL,

BUG THE OLD LADY, LET HER KNOW
I'M NOT MAKING IT IN TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW BIRDS.

OF COURSE.

OH.

[ Dialing ]

YEAH. YEAH.

SHEILA, NOT MAKING IT IN
TONIGHT.

YEAH, WORK THING.
BUGGER ALL.

HARDISON?

ARE YOU CALLING ME IN CHARACTER?

I TOLD YOU, BUTTERNUT,
IT'S WORK.

I CAN'T GET OUT OF IT.

WHAT ACCENT IS THAT?

OOH.

OOH, YOU -- YOU'VE BEEN NABBED.

AFRAID SO.

Is it the mark?

NO.
NO, MUFFIN, NO.

OH, IT'S THE GOONS.

YOU OVERSOLD THE PART.

You fell into the trap
of the overzealous henchmen.

LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

JUST -- WELL, AS LONG
AS THEY'RE NOT RUSSIANS.

IT'S GONNA BE
A BIT OF A PROBLEM.

It's the Russians?

I'M GONNA HAVE TO PHONE NATE.

LEAVE IT OFF, CRUMPET.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
LISTEN, HARDISON.

You -- You cannot talk
your way out of Russians.

I MEAN, YOU -- YOU CAN
STALL THEM, MAYBE, FOR A BIT.

BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,

DO NOT TELL THEM
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE.

SMOOCHES.

LOVE HER.

SO, DO THESE OTHER BLOKES TALK,
OR JUST YOU?

NO.

LET ME SHOW YOU THE PLAN.

NATE: Hey, Hardison, I just
got an interesting phone call.

SOPHIE TELLS ME YOU'VE BEEN
RECRUITED BY THE RUSSIANS.

I HAD COURTSIDE SEATS, MAN.

TELL HARDISON
IF HE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE,

I'M GONNA SNAP HIM IN HALF.

UH, ELIOT SAYS "HI."
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN THERE,
ICE MAN?

OI.

JUST SO I'M CLEAR,
YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU

BREAK INTO KERRITY'S VAULT
AND STEAL HIS DIAMONDS.

OH, BEAUTIFUL.

WE'LL BLOW THE FLOOR
OF THE VAULT AND CLIMB THROUGH.

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS,
WE'RE GONNA EXPLODE

THROUGH THE CEILING
OF THE TUNNEL USING DET CORD

AND CLIMB INTO THE VAULT
THROUGH THE FLOOR.

YES.

THIS IS WHAT I JUST SAY.

DET CORD -- THAT'S HOW
THEY BLEW THE ARMORED TRUCK.

EXPLODING THROUGH THE FLOOR
WILL SET THE SEISMIC SENSOR OFF.

THE TUNNEL'S A TERRIBLE WAY IN.

HARDISON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TELL THEM THEIR PLAN WON'T WORK.

THE TUNNEL IS A HORRIBLE WAY IN.

I HEARD YOU, PARKER.

YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I'M -- I'M -- I'M -- I'M SOR--

I'M SORRY, COMRADES,
BUT YOUR PLAN IS RONK.

SEE, THE EXPLOSION
WILL TRIP THE SEISMIC SENSOR.

WE'LL HAVE THE FEDS ON OUR ARSES
IN NO TIME.

WELL, THEN,
THE WORLD'S GREATEST THIEF

HAVE TO TAKE US ANOTHER WAY,
HMM?

YEAH.

I'LL GET YOU
INTO KERRITY'S VAULT.

NO NEED TO BE PISSY, MATE.

NATE:
Oh, yes. Of course you will.

NOW, LISTEN, HARDISON, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO BUY SOME TIME
SO WE CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS.

YEAH, GET BUSY.

GUYS, GUYS, I CAN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE OF HARDISON'S FILES.

YOU CAN'T TRACK HIM.

HE'S USUALLY THE ONE
THAT DOES THE TRACKING.

YEAH, WELL,
MAYBE HE LEFT IT ON, HUH?

WHAT IF WE JUST TELL HIM
TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT?

WELL, THEY'LL KILL HIM.

IF HE GOES ALONG WITH THEIR PLAN
NOW, THEY'LL GET ARRESTED.

LOOK, WE GOT TO FIND ANOTHER WAY
FOR HARDISON TO BREAK IN.

WE NEED A CLOSER LOOK
AT THE VAULT.

YEAH. I'M WORKING ON IT.
I-I...

HERE -- HAIR SPRAY.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, MAN.

IF HARDISON HELPS THESE RUSSIANS
STEAL THE EVIDENCE,

HOW ARE WE GONNA PROVE
THAT KERRITY SET UP THE ROBBERY?

I'M WORKING ON IT.
I-I...

DO NOT CALL SOPHIE.

[ DOOR BUZZES ]

MR. STERLING.

GOOD NEWS, I HOPE.

WELL, IT'S TOO EARLY TO TELL.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

THE CLAIM IS ON YOUR JEWELER'S
BLOCK COVERAGE POLICY.

IN ORDER TO VERIFY THE
ELIGIBILITY OF YOUR COVERAGE,

I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE
YOUR VAULT.

I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND,
IF THERE'S ANY DISCREPANCY

BETWEEN WHAT YOU SAY
YOUR SECURITY IS

AND WHAT YOUR SECURITY
ACTUALLY IS,

WELL, THAT WOULD INVALIDATE
THE CLAIM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I CAN ASSURE YOU MY VAULT
IS AS GOOD AS I CLAIM.

MM-HMM.

ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU MYSELF.
COME ON.

13-TON STEEL DOOR --

CAN WITHSTAND 12 HOURS
OF DRILLING.

NOW, THE DOOR CAN WITHSTAND
UP TO 12 HOURS' DRILLING.

YOU CAN'T USE FORCE.

THE LOCK HAS
A MILLION POSSIBLE COMBINATIONS,

AND I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS THE COMBO.

THE MAGNETIC SENSORS
ARE DEACTIVATED

BY PUNCHING A COLOR CODE
INTO THE RGB KEYPAD.

IF HE HAS AN RGB KEYPAD,
WE'RE BUGGERED.

THEY'RE UNHACKABLE.

PARKER:
RGB keypad? Let me see.

Move the camera left.
No, vault left.

ALL RIGHT. THEN YOU HAVE
TO DO THIS MY WAY.

REMOVE THE SENSOR WHILE KEEPING
THE MAGNETIC FIELD INTACT.

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
A 4-INCH...

...A 4-INCH-BY-4-INCH
ALUMINIUM PLATE,

DOUBLE-SIDED TAPE,
AND A PHILLIPS-HEAD SCREWDRIVER.

COME ON.

GOT IT.

PRESSURE-SENSITIVE TILES,

DISABLED WITH THE KEYPAD
RIGHT HERE.

[ BEEPING ]

TWO CAMERAS.
WHO MONITORS THE FEEDS?

THE GUARD UPSTAIRS --
24 HOURS A DAY.

I ALSO HAVE A MONITOR
IN MY OFFICE.

HMM. HEAT SENSORS?
MOTION SENSORS?

YES, BUT TO MINIMIZE
FALSE ALARMS,

THE ALARM ONLY GOES OFF IF BOTH
HEAT AND MOTION ARE DETECTED.

THE KEYPAD OVER THERE
DISABLES IT.

PLEASE?

ELIOT: Hardison's not gonna
be able to do anything

if the heat sensors are on.

NATE, USE THE HAIR SPRAY.

IT CREATES A FILM
THAT BLOCKS THE HEAT.

HEAT SENSOR OVER HERE,
AND THIS IS THE SEISMIC SENSOR.

ANY SOUND LOUDER THAN MY VOICE,
AND IT TRIGGERS.

THE ALARM WILL SOUND.

YOU KNOW, I NOTICED YOUR
BOX-NUMBERING SYSTEM IS OFF.

IT GOES FROM 82 TO 84.

IT'S -- YES,
IT'S VERY, UH, STRANGE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]
IT'S, UM...

AH.
IT'S RIGHT HERE.

-OH, THERE IT IS.
-83.

SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
MY MISTAKE.

OF COURSE.
WHAT'S THAT?

-SECURITY FOG.
-AH.

IF THE ALARM TRIGGERS,
THAT DOOR LOCKS DOWN,

AND THE VAULT FILLS

WITH A GLYCOL-BASED,
NONTRANSPARENT FOG.

VISIBILITY IS ZERO.

YOU CAN'T STEAL
WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE.

AND THE FOG IS TRIGGERED
BY THE FLOOR?

TRIPLE-WIRED.

IT'LL GO OFF AT THE TOUCH
OF THE TILES,

the motion sensor,
and the seismic sensor.

LOCKDOWN, FULL FOG,
COPS ON THE WAY.

HMM.

YOU ARE VERY PROUD
OF YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM,

AREN'T YOU, MR. KERRITY?

I SPARE NO EXPENSE,
MR. STERLING.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HOW BAD IS IT?

[ SIGHS ]

THERE'S NO WAY
HARDISON'S GONNA BE ABLE

TO BREAK INTO THAT VAULT.

[ Normal voice ]
WHAT IS HARDISON GONNA DO?

NO, HARDISON IS GONNA PRETEND
TO BREAK INTO THE VAULT.

YEAH, WELL, HOPEFULLY,
THE RUSSIANS WILL ONLY PRETEND

-to kill him.
-NO ONE'S GETTING KILLED.

WE'RE GONNA BREAK IN FOR HIM.

Nate: ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA
DO THIS QUICK AND DIRTY.

YOU GUYS BREAK INTO THE VAULT
BEFORE HARDISON DOES

SO THE RUSSIANS THINK
HE'S DOING IT.

WHY NOT? HE'S BEEN TAKING CREDIT
FOR MY WORK ALL DAY ANYWAY.

AND THEN HARDISON WILL LEAD THE
RUSSIANS INTO THE VAULT

A FEW PACES BEHIND YOU.

HEY, I GOT SOMETHING.

HARDISON MUST'VE HACKED INTO THE
SECURITY FEED BEFORE HE LEFT.

Nate:
WELL, WELL.

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE KEEP KERRITY
OUT OF HIS OWN VAULT.

SO...BRILLIANT PLAN
TO GET US INSIDE?

OH, BELIEVE IT.

SO, UH...WHAT DEPOSIT BOX
ARE THE STOLEN DIAMONDS IN?

YOU GET US IN...

WE'LL TELL YOU.

WOW.
THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

$300,000 ON YOUR NECK.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

OH, AMY, I'M GONNA MEET YOU
AT THE BAR, SWEETIE, OKAY?

YOU'LL EARN THAT LATER.
LET'S GO.

EXCELLENT.
THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT.

YEAH.
CAN WE TALK SOMEWHERE PRIVATE?

[ SIGHS ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

Man:
WHEN DID HE GET HERE?

[ DOOR BUZZES ]

[ WHISTLES ]
YO, YO.

LATE NIGHT, MAN.

IS THERE A REGISTER
I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT?

SORRY, BUDDY.

Okay, Parker, you're clear.
Come on down.

THE, UH, INSPECTION
OF YOUR VAULT

DID REVEAL A FEW ISSUES.

THE MAGNETIC SENSOR
IS AN S-2000.

THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S THE LATEST ONE.

SORRY, BUT, UH,
YOUR POLICY INDICATES

THAT IT IS AN S-950 MODEL.

AND THAT, MY FRIEND,
IS A DISCREPANCY.

IT'S A BETTER VERSION.

YEAH, WELL, NO, I MEAN,
MR. KERRITY, YOU KNOW,

GIVEN THIS NEW,
UH, THIS NEW INFORMATION,

I'M SURE THAT MY COMPANY

WILL MOST CERTAINLY DENY
YOUR, UH, YOUR CLAIM.

LOOK, I COULD BE
DRINKING CHAMPAGNE

WITH A TALL BRUNETTE
SITTING IN MY LAP RIGHT NOW.

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO COME HERE
AND TELL ME THIS TONIGHT?

WELL, I CAME DOWN HERE TONIGHT
TO PRESENT TO YOU

A-A DIFFERENT OPTION --

YOU KNOW, ONE THAT, UH,
YOU KNOW,

I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT
IN PERSON.

THIS WILL HOLD THEM TOGETHER.

ELECTRIC'S FASTER.

THE VIBRATIONS WILL SET OFF
THE SEISMIC SENSOR.

[ BEEPING ]

ELIOT, APPROACHING THE BUILDING.

Approaching the building.

[ British accent ]
WAIT HERE, RIGHT?

I'VE GOT TO HANDLE
THE INITIAL BREAK-IN MYSELF.

TOO MANY COOKS AND ALL.

OI. DELIVERY.

[ DOOR BUZZES ]

[ GRUNTING ]

NEXT TIME,
I'M PLAYING THE THIEF.

I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU
DO AN ACCENT.

I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU
DO AN ACCENT.

[ Normal voice ] I WENT
TO SECOND CITY IN CHICAGO.

[ GRUNTS ]

ELIOT: When did you find time
between that

-and karate at the Y?
-HARDISON: You know what?

Shut up.
Just -- Just shut up. Just --

Parker:
SHUT UP, GUYS.

[ BEEPING ]

[ DOOR UNLOCKS ]

A PRIVATE ARRANGEMENT
COULD BE MADE, YOU KNOW,

TO, UH, PERHAPS EASE
SOME OF THE -- THE PAPERWORK.

ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT A BRIBE?

NO, NO, NO, LISTEN,

I PREFER TO LOOK AT IT
AS A PROCESSING FEE.

YEAH, AN AGREEMENT
BETWEEN TWO GENTLEMEN

WHO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

LAY DOWN.
STOP MOVING. STOP MOVING.

[ GRUNTS ]

HOW ABOUT THAT?

IDIOT.

[ DOOR CREAKING ]

STUCK IT.

[ British accent ]
THIS LITTLE BABY

WILL DEACTIVATE
THE MAGNETIC SENSORS.

SMELLS LIKE...PATCHOULI.

DOES IT?

ELIOT:
Parker wrote the combination

in invisible ink
on the door next to you.

She's in there, but she hasn't
deactivated the floor yet.

Take your time
with the tumblers.

YOU ARE REALLY
EVERYTHING YOU CLAIMED.

SORRY?

I SAID, "YOU'RE REALLY
EVERYTHING YOU CLAIMED."

IF I'M LYING, I'M DYING.

YES, YOU ARE.
YES, YOU ARE.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
I'M SORRY.

JUST TO SAY IN ENGLISH --
VERY TRICKY.

Eliot:
HARDISON, SLOW DOWN.

YOU'RE BREEZING THROUGH
THAT COMBO LOCK WAY TOO FAST.

PARKER, WHAT'S YOUR E.T.A.?

NOT READY YET.

FLOOR'S STILL HOT.

Nate, our timing's
not gonna work out.

Nate:
LOOK, KERRITY, YOU KNOW,

YOU COULD HAVE THE INSURANCE
COMPANY PROCESS YOUR CLAIM

AND, YOU KNOW, GO THROUGH IT
BY THE BOOK AND EVERYTHING,

AND I GUARANTEE YOU
YOU'LL SEE YOUR MONEY --

JUST AS SOON
AS HELL FREEZES OVER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OR...

OR YOU ACCEPT
MY ALTERNATIVE TERMS,

AND, YOU KNOW,
WE, UH, WE BOTH WIN.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HUH?

THEY LET YOU OUT
OF YOUR LITTLE INSURANCE CUBICLE

ONCE A YEAR
TO HUSTLE HONEST CUSTOMERS?

LOOK, KERRITY, YOU KNOW,
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW --

YOU COME IN HERE
WAY AFTER HOURS,

THINKING YOU CAN EXTORT ME
FOR A BRIBE?!

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

ELIOT: Parker, you better
get a move on.

Nate and Hardison
are way ahead of you.

Parker:
OKAY, THE FLOOR IS CLEAR.

Nate, Parker's still
in the vault.

GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY OFFICE!

NO, I'M --
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THIS UP,
MR. ICE?

RIGHT, RIGHT.
YEAH, SURE. JUST...

[ CLICKS ]
THERE IT GOES.

GOT IT.
I FOUND IT.

I FOUND IT.

I NEED 60 SECONDS.

ELIOT: Well, can you turn
invisible in 60 seconds?

'Cause they're busting in there.

[ DOOR UNLOCKS ]

PARKER, YOU'RE OUT OF TIME.

I'm not ready.

[ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ]

BOX 72.

I'M ON IT.

ELIOT:
She didn't crack those.

WHAT?

SHE DIDN'T HAVE TIME.
YOU MOVED TOO FAST.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO IMPROVISE.

"WHAT?" WHAT?

DO YOU MIND?

PERSONAL SPACE.

WHAT PART OF "GET THE HELL OUT
OF MY OFFICE" DON'T YOU GET?

MR. KERRITY, I'M IN INSURANCE.

NOW, IF YOU THINK
THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN THREATENED

BY A FIREARM BEFORE,

-YOU'RE QUITE MISTAKEN.
-OH, YEAH?

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
CONSIDER THIS GUN

YOUR LITTLE SECURITY ESCORT?

WHAT THE HELL?

IS THIS A SETUP?

GUYS, UH,
KERRITY'S ON HIS WAY DOWN.

[ FINGERS SNAPPING ]

OH, WHAT? WHAT?
SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH!

SHH!
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

DIAMOND JIM'S COMING DOWN HERE.

YOU -- YOU GO AND STOP HIM
WHILE I NICK THE DIAMONDS.

HEY, WHAT THE -- WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WE'RE TAKING MATTERS
INTO OUR OWN HANDS.

INSTEAD OF 10%, 100%,
MINUS, UH, HIS CUT.

WHERE IS HE?!

[ CLICKING ]

[ DOOR THUDS ]

[ ALARM BLARING ]

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!

WHAT IS THIS?

THE SECURITY SYSTEM.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

SHH!
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

DIAMOND JIM'S COMING DOWN HERE.

YOU -- YOU GO AND STOP HIM
WHILE I NICK THE DIAMONDS.

[ Normal voice ] THANK YOU.
AND I MEAN THANK YOU.

BUT HOW ARE WE
GETTING OUT OF HERE?

[ BEEPING ]

-WHAT IS THAT?
-SHH.

PULL YOUR ARMS IN.

[ EXPLOSION, RUMBLING ]

DET CORD.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

AGAINST THE WALL!

WHAT IS THAT -- A GUN?
DROP IT.

MR. KERRITY, IT'S A HELL
OF A MONTH YOU'RE HAVING, HUH?

I MEAN, FIRST
A $9 MILLION ARMORED-CAR HEIST,

AND NOW THIS?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, YOUR ALARM WAS ACTIVATED.

SEE, AND THAT NOTIFIES THE LOCAL
POLICE, WHICH NOTIFIES ME.

RIGHT, BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT ANYTHING, LIEUTENANT.

IT WAS A --
IT WAS A FALSE ALARM.

YEAH, WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF IT.

YOU GUYS -- YOU GUYS DON'T
HAVE TO STICK AROUND ANYMORE.

YOU CAN GO.

UH, WE TRIED TO STOP A ROBBERY.

BOX 72.

IT'S EMPTY.

[ WHISTLES ]

NOW, YOU SAID IN YOUR REPORT

THAT YOUR LAST SHIPMENT
OF LOOSE DIAMONDS

WAS STOLEN EN ROUTE.

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

THAT'S THE SAME LOGO
AS THE ARMORED-CAR COMPANY.

BUT I'M SURE WHEN WE
CHECK THESE DIAMONDS OUT,

I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT GONNA HAVE

THE SAME I.D. NUMBERS
AS THE MISSING ICE.

I'M SURE OF THAT.

ARE YOU SURE OF THAT,
MR. KERRITY?

[ SIGHS ]

THOUGHT WE COULDN'T USE
THIS TUNNEL.

THE TUNNEL'S A HORRIBLE WAY IN.

BUT IT'S A GREAT WAY OUT.

YOUR NAME'S BEEN
TOTALLY CLEARED.

I'M BACK ON THE FORCE
AS OF MONDAY.

SHOULDER'S PRETTY MUCH
HEALED UP, TOO.

EXCELLENT.

KERRITY AND HIS GOONS --

THEY WENT DOWN
FOR INSURANCE FRAUD AND THEFT.

BUSINESS HAS BASICALLY
COLLAPSED.

AND, UH, WE, UH, WE MANAGED

TO, UH, RETRIEVE SOMETHING
FROM, UH, THE WRECKAGE

FOR, UH, YOU KNOW, HELP
WITH YOUR MEDICAL COSTS.

WHERE'D THIS COME FROM?

UH...

SHOULD BE ABOUT DONE.

IT'S LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN THERE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?
YOU STILL SCREWED IT UP.

I'M SMILING 'CAUSE YOU SAID
IF I GOT IN TROUBLE,

YOU WOULDN'T HELP ME.

PARKER MADE ME.

NO, I DIDN'T.

COME ON, MAN.
LET'S HUG IT OUT.

I'M NOT HUGGING IT OUT, ICE MAN.

JUST HUG IT --
JUST A LITTLE MAN LOVE.

I'M NOT HUGGING IT OUT WITH YOU.

-NO, IT'S NOT --
-JUST SIT DOWN ON YOUR STOOL.

DON'T MAKE THIS AWKWARD.
JUST DON'T MAKE THIS --

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
-THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE NOW.

-JUST DON'T --
-DUDE.

GET IN THE PITS, MAN.
GET IN THE PITS.

I'M GONNA BREAK
YOUR FRICKIN' ARM.

[ SIGHS ]

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

[ BEEPS ]

NOT YOU TOO, HUH?

SORRY.
WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ME TOO?

WELL, YOU'VE BEEN CAPTURED
BY RUSSIANS?

OH, YEAH.
THAT.

THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER,
NO QUESTION.

UH, IT WORKED OUT, THOUGH.

OH, IT WORKED OUT JUST FINE
WITHOUT ME --

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT -- I'M NOT --

I'm not saying that at all, no.

NO, I JUST WANT TO SAY, UH...

TO SAY WHAT?

I JUST WANTED TO SAY
I'M SORRY...

for bugging you, um...

and for them calling --
for them calling.

I-I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN.
I...

LISTEN, CALL WHENEVER YOU WANT.

You know...

BYE.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ BEEPS ]