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This magnificent building,
ladies and gentlemen,

has just been
completed at a cost
of three million dollars.

It houses the fast-growing
station of WRF and...

Well, here comes
the president
of the company,

Miss Matilda Montgomery.

The dialogue
on the Fizz-Whiz hour

is too biting and sarcastic.

We do not want it to sting.

That's S-T-I-N-G.

Re: network
morning programs.

Switch Digesto tablets
to follow ready-sliced cheese.

Campbell, take a letter.

"ACME Employment
Agency, etc. etc.

"Gentlemen, kindly send me
a competent secretary

"to replace Mr. Campbell

"who's no longer
in my employ.'"

But, Miss Montgomery,
I'm not resigning!

That's quite correct.
You're being fired.

Oh, yes. But...

It was your oversight
that caused us the loss
of the Larkin contract.

That's all.

Pardon me, Miss Montgomery,

But they're on the air.
Indeed!

♪ She put up a sign
for a mad house

♪ Goodness sakes alive

♪ Goodness gapes a gibe

♪ Gotta get back
to the lone prairie

♪ Where the bravest brave
belongs to me

♪ Shoot the hatchet to me
Brave boy

♪ That's the tale
About the brave

♪ Called Minnehaha

♪ From the waters
of the Minnetonka ♪

You have just heard
The Sportsmen,

a presentation of
the Union Broadcasting System.

We now continue
our program as
UBS proudly dedicates

this magnificentnew structure.

I'm sure you would like
to hear a word from
one of the gentlemen

whose genius
conceived this building.

Third Vice President of UBS,

Mr. Harold L. Montgomery Sr.

Where's my brother?
I don't know.

Well, find him
and get him in here.

...presenting
the Chairman of the Board,

Miss Matilda Montgomery.

Mr. Harold, have you
seen your father?

My father?

Oh, yes. Many times.

Fine fellow. Fine fellow.

Your aunt Matilda wants him,
and she wants him now.

Oh. Well,
that's different.

Excuse me, girls.

Wait a minute, Papa.

That'll have to wait
until later.

And Matilda wants to see you.

Later may be too late.
Take a look at this.

They're the plans
for this building,
aren't they? So what?

So this.
They built 12 inches
of our building

on the property next door,
which we do not own.

It seems that I gave
the builders an old deed
with the wrong survey.

I should have given
them this one.

Well, everybody makes mistakes.

I've got it.

We'll move the building,
and at night.

One brick at a time
and no one will
ever notice it.

Why, I never thought of that.

All right, we'll sue them
for trespassing.

Trespassing?

Doesn't that mean that
they are on our property?

Why, with a legal
department like ours,

we can prove that
they put their property

under our building.

You don't like it?
No.

Well, maybe we should
have built this building
on a sliding scale.

Mr. Montgomery,
do you realize that
your sister is waiting

and when your sister
is waiting...

Kincaid!

What happens when you build

a building on
somebody else's lot?

Supposing.
Just supposing,
you understand?

Like this was a quiz program.

And this is the $64 question.

If this building were built

a teeny bit
on the lot next door,

what would happen?

Well, naturally,
the owner of the lot

could make you
tear the building down
1or move it.

Unless you bought
the ground from him.

Say, what are you two
talking about?

Kincaid, who owns
the property next door?

Oh, I don't know offhand.
Some, uh...

Some hillbilly persons
down in the Ozarks,
I believe.

It's part of an estate
they, uh...

Say, you don't mean that...

Oh...

Where's them
pesky glasses of mine?

"L-E-M

"G-O-O-B-E-R."

Hey, that's me.

Oh, shucks.

Why, you don't know
nobody can write.

That picture on top there

looks like some
newfangled clothesline.

Can't see a dang thing.
Must be small print.

Hey, come on.
We'll get Judy
to read it.

She just fixing
to do her broadcast.

Hello, folks.

This is station JUDY.

When you hear
the sound of the chimes,

please call me up
and tell me
what time it is.

I've got a brand new song
for you this morning.

And I've been
practicing up
on it all day.

So here it goes.

♪ Puddin' head

♪ My mother used to
call me puddin' head

♪ I never had a string
of steady beaus

♪ Oh, goodness knows

♪ I tried and tried

♪ But everyone cried

♪ Hey, puddin' head

♪ You're just a silly
dilly puddin' head

♪ You'll never hear
the parson asking you

♪ To say, "I do"

♪ No honeymoon

♪ No wedding in June

♪ I never alibi

♪ Always tried

♪ Working for my daily bread

♪ My mother used to say

♪ On your way

♪ 'Cause if you don't shake
a leg and try to get ahead

♪ I'm gonna slap your face
till it's good and red

♪ Puddin' head

♪ I guess I'll always
be a wooden head

♪ Until the day I find
a guy for me

♪ Who'll sigh for me

♪ He'll have to be

♪ A puddin' head

Uh, I want to interrupt
the program just a few minutes

to give you a couple
of news bulletins.

Flash.

It's a bull calf for
Ed Lester's prized Guernsey.

Ed's passing out the cigars,
'cause it weighs 34 pounds.

That's sure a lot of bull.

♪ What's that noise?
Ho-ho

♪ It's the boys

♪ Working for
their daily bread

♪ On your feet

♪ I repeat

♪ 'Cause if you don't shake
a leg and try to get ahead

♪ I'm gonna slap your face
till it's good and red

♪ Puddin' head

♪ I guess I'll always
be a wooden head

♪ Until the day
I find a guy for me

♪ Who'll sigh for me

♪ He'll have to be

♪ A puddin' head ♪

Father, there's been a massacre.

Come on, they can't all be dead.

Say... Oh, pardon me.

Say, do you know Lem Goober?

I ain't saying I do
and I ain't saying I don't.

Well, uh...

Is he around here anyways?

I ain't saying he is
and I ain't saying he ain't.

Well, what are you saying?

I ain't saying!

Missed me, pal.

Too bad, ain't it?

Come on, Father.

There's no use getting
tough with these people.

Remember the old saying,

"You can catch more
vinegar with flies than
you can with honey."

No, no, Junior,
you got that all wrong.

You can fly more vinegar

than you can with fly, honey...

Oh, Father.

That's the nicest name
you've called me all week.

Oh!

Well, another sit-down strike.

How do you do?
Howdy.

Mr. Goober?

That's me, Lem Goober.

The Panther Creek
branch of the Goobers.

My pappy married one
of the Sassafras sisters.

What can I do for you?

My name is Montgomery
and this is my son.

Howdy.
Oh.

I see you received my letter.

Uh, I thought so.

Don't let him sell
you nothing, Lem.

I don't reckon I'm in the market

for any clothesline
this morning.

You're passing up
a mighty fine
opportunity.

Our clothesline business...

Tell me, Father,

we're not
in the clothesline
business, are we?

No, we're not.

That's what I thought.

Now, how about that
letter, Mr. Goober.

I meant just what I said.

Oh, you did, huh?

Well, now, uh...

Judy!

Oh!

Judy, what this here say?

That's the girl
who owns the property
we're trying to buy

so you'd better be nice to her.

Don't worry, Father.

I'll treat her like a sister.

No, no.
Nicer than that.

Shut my mouth wide open,

we done come into a inheritance.

We can't afford it.

Mr. Montgomery,
this is my niece,
Miss Goober.

How do you do, Miss Goober?

Howdy.

This is my son, Junior.

Hello, you gorgeous creature.

Pleased to meet you.

Oh, excuse me.
I didn't mean
to squeeze so hard.

Reckon it's force of habit.

This is the hand
I always use for milking.

Boy, the cows up here
could sure take it.

Miss Goober, did anybody
ever tell you

you're a very pretty girl?

Only folks that was trying
to sell me something.

On the contrary, Miss Goober,

we're not trying
to sell you anything.

We want to buy your property.

Would you be
interested in selling?

Oh, we ain't never
thought much about it.

But, reckon as how we might,

how much would
you be willing to pay?

Well, uh, seeing
it's you, Miss Goober,

uh, what would
you say to 20 thou...

Ow!

Junior always likes
to bite my hand.

You know, it's a habit
he had since he was a boy.

I like ladyfingers myself.

Yay! That's very good
for dunking.

But, getting back
to the property,
Miss Goober,

I am prepared
to offer you
a 15 thou...

I think 1,800'd be closer to it.

It's a deal.

You sure do make up
your mind mighty quick.

You positive
you want it for 1,800?

You just make out
the bill of sale.

Hey! Just a minute.
Just a minute.

Hold everything.
Come here.

You fellas pay the sales tax?

Well, that's agreed.

I got the deed to it someplace,

I'll get it and
I'll sign it over to you.

- Sixteen hundred.
- Seventeen hundred.

And 1,800.

There you are.

Uncle Lem, it's happened.

We're going to New York.

Drat my granny's old gray cat.

Well, now that you fellas
done bought the store,

when do you plan on moving in?

Bought the sto...

You mean this?

Show me that deed.

One hundred...
You bird brain!

I didn't come down here
to buys this store!

I didn't mean to buy this store!

I have never in all my life...

Well, here we are.

This here looks like
the main street.

You reckon this
is the right place?

This is it, all right.

I remember
seeing pictures
of the old house.

They're here!

Oh!

Why, you nearly fell out.

I was trying to jump!

What's the idea
of holding me back?

I wasn't holding you back.

I was pushing you.

Oh, they're liable
to get runned over.
Get back in here!

Come here. Judy, there goes
some more, get 'em.

Trying to steal my chicken?

Come back here.
Come on.

Hey, gimme my chickens back.

Don't stand there
laughing, go catch it.

Here! Come back here.

Come back here!

Here, give that to me.

No, you don't.
That's my possum.

Possum, you imbecile?
That's a silver fox.

Well, possum or fox,
my hound caught it
and it's mine.

Oh! You...

Now, look what you done.
You done ruined it.

You clown!
I'll have you arrested.

Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on?

This person's trying
to steal my fur.

I ain't did nothing of the sort.

My hound caught it
and it's mine.

Officer, I saw the whole thing.

I'm standing there
in the corner minding
my own business...

Don't touch that,
it's propaganda.

And all of a sudden
I heard a growl
in back of me.

I looked in back of me
and there was a wolf.

He bit me and I bit him back.
Pull up a chair and sit down,
will ya?

I'll be your witness
for ten dollars.

Yes, yes, but I...

Hey, hey, wait.
Come here!

Hey, hey!

Oh, Harold!

Harold!

Harold!

Give it to me.

Harold!

♪ Hey, Junior

♪ Junior

♪ I'll be with you in a jiffy

♪ Junior

♪ Junior

♪ Bet you're looking
Sharp and spiffy

♪ I only have to cut the grass

♪ And wash a dish or three

♪ And scrub the floors
And Papa's drawers

♪ But take it easy,
Junior, Junior

♪ Junior, oh, Junior

♪ Soon you're gonna
hold me, Junior ♪

'Twas back in
Withering Heights, it was.

The skies was blue above.

A beautiful wonderful
friendship began

that rotted into love.

It seems like only yesterday...

Or was it the day before?

I found my own Prince Charming

and that's who
I'm a-calling for.

♪ Hey, Junior

♪ Junior...

If that Ozark nightingale
keeps up that singing,

she'll empty this
building in 30 days.

That's right.

♪ Junior

♪ If you do, you know
it will greet me

♪ I only have to bake a cake

♪ And cook a stew or two

♪ There's lots of ants
In Papa's plants

♪ And Papa says
It's got to stop

♪ Oh, Junior, hold tight

♪ I'll be with you in a minute

♪ Even if it takes all night

♪ Junior

♪ Junior

♪ I'll be with you in a... ♪

Hello, Uncle Lem.

You hungry?

I could deal
with a little snort...

Snack.

Well, I'll get you
some vittles ready.

Here, your tea's all fixed.

Ain't you having tea?

No, I'm gonna
have some milk.

Hey, Judy, your pig's out again.

Oh, I know where he went.

There's a restaurant next door

that usually puts out
the garbage this time
of day.

I reckon he dropped
over for lunch.

I'll go get him.

Piggy, piggy, piggy.

Are you hurt bad, mister?

Oh, if that ain't ketchup,
I'm bleeding.

I guess your tea pots broke.

Look, it ain't broke bad.

Maybe we could
stick it together.

I got some glue in the house.

Gee, maybe we could.

Here's your pig, lady.

Thanks. Just throw
him inside.

Come on in, mister.

Thanks.

I'll close the gate,
that'll keep him in.

Come on.

Uncle Lem,
our pig just broke
this feller's teapot

and I think we'd
oughta try and
help him fix it.

Hi, young feller.

How do you do?

Where was you taking the tea?

Old lady Montgomery's next door.

The one that owns
that big building.

You know, she's awful rich.

I' saw her send a telegram once,

and she didn't even
count the words.

Mmm, maybe she can't count.

Well, if she's our neighbor

maybe she'll be
calling on us soon.

That glue sure is sticky stuff.

I worked in a glue factory once.

Do you know that
one horse makes
fifty bottles of glue?

Sure is wonderful
what they can teach

a horse to do these days.

Yes, sir, it certainly...

There now. Looks
just as good as new.

I'll fill her up with tea
and nobody'll know
the difference.

Gee, thanks a million.

It's lucky you happen
to be nearby.

There you are.

Well, see you around some time.

Sure, don't be a stranger.

So long.

Goodbye.

I hope
I don't run into
that pig again.

Miss Montgomery
ordered this tea.

Thank you. I'll see
that she gets it.

Here you are.
Keep the change.

Thank you.

Our net fiscal gain
for the year 1941

will $1,300,000.

We'll all have
some tea before we continue
with the financial reports.

What a sucker I've been.

I've been drinking
malted milks all my life.

Are you ill,
Mr. Kincaid?

Ah, I never felt
better in my life.

But I would like
another cup of tea.

Okay, Matilda.

Okay, Matilda, okay.

And now, Mr. Kincaid,

the financial statements
again, please.

Whoa.

Our, uh...

Our net fiscal gain

for the 1941 dollars
will be, uh,

1,300,000 years.

That's, uh...

Two years better than
we did last dollar.

Mr. Kincaid, was that
one or two million fiscals?

One million.

Gesundheit.

It's very gratifying,
Mr. Kincaid.

How are the rentals
in the building progressing?

The rentals?

Oh, well, I'm glad
you brought that up.

Ah, it gives me...

The rentals.

Our building is rented 100%

except for the vacancies
and they're empty

because they haven't
been rented.

And why haven't
those vacancies
been rented?

Because that's
the property that
faces on the Goobers.

Pay attention,
Mr. Kincaid.

That'll be all, Miss Jenkins.

Thank you, Miss Montgomery.

Kincaid.

Have you been drinking?

Most certainly not.

I could have sworn
I smelled liquor.

I have a suggestion
about the Goobers.

We could buy
that property next door.

Wonderful idea.

Coming from you, Junior.

It came to me
just like an inspiration.

That calls for another drink.

We must de-Gooberize.

Yes, we must
de-Gooberize.

The meeting's adjourned.

Aunt Matilda's right.

Ooh.

Attention, everybody.

I' want to speak to you.

Onery, twoery, zickery, zen,

hollow bone, crack a bone,
ninery, ten.

Spits pocket must be done.

Twiddledum, twaddledum,
twenty-one.

Oh! Oh, my
beautiful painting.

Well, gentlemen,
our hillbilly neighbors

have turned down
every unreasonable offer

we've made them to date.

There's only one thing to do,

Make a clean breast
of it and tell
Matilda the truth.

What? And go
on relief?

We must use diplomacy, tact.

Yeah! Yes, I am.

I think I've got
something there.

All big deals
are consummated
on a golf course.

Or over a luncheon table.

That reminds me, I'm hungry.

Or against some
social background.

We'll invite the Goobers
down to the country place
for a weekend.

You know a well-entertained
guest is a pushover.

Have the...
Have the Goobers
arrived yet?

Not yet, Papa.

I sent the car for them.

They should be here any minute.

What have you got there?

An olive.

What, why are you
tying a string
around it?

I may not like it.

Oh, what's the matter
with everybody?

And now the Goobers arriving.

Wait'll Aunt Matilda sees them.

Will her face drop!

If it does, she'll have
to pick it up herself.

And I suppose I'll have
to tell her myself.

I, um...
I sent the car

for some friends of mine.

Oh, here they are!

Oh, here they are!

Welcome, welcome, Miss Goober.

Mr. Goober.

This is my sister,
Miss Matilda Montgomery.

Howdy, ma'am.
How do you do?

All three of you.

I'm sorry about my hound dog

bothering you the other day.

Ever since Uncle Lem
trained him for hunting

he's always running
after anything that
looks like a skunk.

I'll see you later about this.

Yes, yes, of course, much later.

I'm supposed to be nice to you.

You'll excuse me
while I go to the gym
and train for it?

Don't make a move
till you hear from me.

Now, you stop.

You know, we almost
didn't make it up here.

When we stopped
down there to come
through the gate,

this here 'un,
and he flew out
and lit for home.

And when we went for him,

I guess your coachman
thought we was still there

'cause he drove off without us.

We didn't
know what else to bring
you for a present,

so we decided to give
you a goose.

Well, that...

That's very thoughtful
of you, I suppose.

Hudson.

Will you see that
they are made
comfortable.

Uh, yes, madam.

Just how does one
make a goose comfortable?

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know
you was undressed.

Oh, that's all right.

This is my gym suit.
Come on in.

I was just wandering around.

What you doing?

Oh, my daily dozen.

This is how I keep in shape.

Now, just watch me.

Gee, that's a wonderful
trick, Mr. Junior.

Can you do it again?

No, I only do
one of those a day.

Now... Oof.

Now, for some boxing.

Do you ever box?

Mmm-mmm.
You never...

You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

Supposing you're out
some time with your boyfriend.

And at night too,

and some wise guy
comes up and
insults him.

Look at the spot
you'd be in if you
didn't know how to box.

Gee, that's right.

I reckon I'd oughta learn.

I'll teach you.

Through that door,

you'll find some gym bloomers.

Put 'em on,
I'll teach you
how to box.

Thanks, Mister Junior.

I'll be ready in a minute.

Okay.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Well, you're pretty fast.

You oughta make a swell boxer.

Now, the most important thing

about boxing is the footwork.

Remember that now, the footwork.

Like this, see?

Going as fast as you can.

You know, they can't hit you
if you're not there.

Put those gloves on.

No, no, no.
On your hands.

Here, let me help you.

In boxing, you know,
there's left hooks.
There's right hooks.

That's it.

There's jabs and all
that sort of thing

but keep your feet moving.

Keep moving all the time.

Help me with these will you?

That's it.

That's it.

I see... I got it.

Now, let me get this one on.

Now, just a little bit.
That's it.

That's it.

Just like they do
in stores. In there.

I ain't never been
in a store.

Yeah?

Now, we go.

It's... That's your stance.

Now, I'm gonna show
you a left hook.

This is a left hook.

No.

Well, that's wrong. You...

Your feet are
all out of position.

Now, this is a right cross.

No, no. Get up
on your toes more.

Up on your toes!

Now, a right uppercut.

Keep your hands down.

Oh, you don't get it.

Now, you try and hit me
with an uppercut
but watch my feet.

See, I keep dancing
all the time.

One, two, three...

Ow.

You don't seem to understand.

Your footwork is all wrong.

Now watch me.

It's the footwork.

Now watch.

See, like that.

Like this?

No.

You still don't understand.

Your footwork is all wrong.

Now, I'll... Where are ya?

Here I am.

Oh.

You'll never make a boxer.

Gee, Mr. Junior,
I'm awful sorry.

I sure did wanna
learn how to box.

Well...

I'll tell you what
I'll do with you.

I'll teach you some jiujitsu.

What's that?

That's Japanese wrestling.

Shucks, I don't wanna
wrestle with no Japs.

Ah, you can try this on anybody.

I take your left hand like this,

and I put my right
hand like this.

And I go like this.

I go like this.

Are you nailed to the floor?

No. You don't
seem to catch on.

You mean like this?

Oh. You see
how I did that?

Uh-huh.

The idea is to always
land on the mat.

You'll never get hurt.

Gee, Mr. Junior,
you sure do know
all the tricks.

What's that?

That's the footwork.

No. I mean, what's this
over here on the wall?

Haven't quite got the... Oh.

Funny-looking thing, ain't it?

Oh, that's
an Australian
boomerang.

No matter how far you throw it,

it'll always come back to you.

That's just like
my Uncle R.P.,

we never could get rid of him.

How do you throw it?

Oh, just take it
by the end and fling it.

Go ahead. Try it.

All right.

Shucks.

Now I done went and lost it.

Ah, never mind.
Somebody'll get it.

Here, come here.

Now, these things build
the shoulder muscles.

Oh, watch me very closely.

I must be
a little tired today.

You, uh...

You better try that one there,

this is a little heavy for you.

Careful now,
you might strain yourself.

Here.

Try this.

What kind of a critter is that?

That's a mechanical horse.

Would you like to ride it?

Sure.

I ain't never rid
a horse with
a saddle on it before.

Put your foot right in there.

Hold these.

Yee-haw!
Whoo-hoo!

Wow, this is fun.

See you later.

Didn't I tell you
somebody'd get it?

Hey, somebody stop this animal!

Somebody stop this thing!

Whoa, boy! Whoa.

This is Mr. Lem Goober,
Mrs. Smythe.

How do, Miss Smythe?

Goober?
What an odd name.

And I almost thought
a goober with a peanut.

Well, it is sorta.

Just a highfalutin
way of saying it.

Like saying Smythe for Smith.

Mr. Goober,
I'll have you know

my name has been Smythe
for the last 400 years.

Ma'am, you sure look
good for your age.

My dear,

is it true your brother has
a real Austrian prince
as his house guest?

Yes, he's been spending
the weekend with us.

But his year is up today.

I hear he's fascinating,
I should love to meet him.

Is he single?

I think so.

But he eats enough
for two people.

Hudson.

What you doing
with new trousers?

I just pressed them, sir.

But they didn't pressing.

Prince Karl thought
they did, sir.

Oh, I suppose he asked you

to press my new coat
for him as well.

No, sir. But he suggested
that you go on a diet.

A diet?

Yes, he said that your new suits

were getting too large
for his waist.

Well, uh, how much
does he suggest
that I...

Well, now, that's too bad.

Look at that guest of yours,
that hillbilly girl.

You have to do
something about her.

She's going crazy.

Ah, Miss Goober.

I believe that this is our dance

or are you dancing?

Oh, I see.

Thanks, Mr. Montgomery.

That dance sure
straightened me out.

Yes, I... I think
it fixed me up too.

Yeah, sit right down.

I've...

Have you got
chilblains
or something?

I think I'm getting ready
for a nervous breakdown.

You know, we used
to have picnics

like this back home
in Withering Heights.

Indeed.

Don't you get homesick
if your farm in the country?

No, we like it in the city.

Just like I was telling
Uncle Lem this morning,

lots of good soil,
lots of land here,

and a good milk cow.

And all in walking distance
of the subway.

Sure. Maybe you'd
like to come down

spend the weekend
with us sometime.

Well, here's how.
Good luck.

Oh, careful
of that tie, old man.

I just had it cleaned.

Oh, it's not important.

I'll switch to your
father's tie tomorrow.

What's that?

Animal, mineral, or vegetable?

She's a Goober.

Ah, vegetable.

And she's an heiress,
Your Highness.

Oh, delightful.

And single too.

Quite a catch, eh?

Why, yes, now I see
she has a certain
subtle charm.

A certain Rocky Mountain
ruggedness.

What's her pedigree?
I mean, her legacy?

Manhattan real estate.

Oh.

She must have the honor
of meeting me.

They'd make quite
a pair, right, Pop?

Do you think the prince
will marry a commoner?

Why not? They don't come
any commoner than he is.

My charming hostess,

would you please do me the honor

to introduce me
to this delightful child?

Judy Goober, Prince Karl.

Prince Karl Franz
Josef Hodenhagen
von der Habsburg.

Your most humble servant.

You mean, you're one
of the waiters?

Well...

I have been waiting, yes.

And waiting all these
days of my life.

You are so, so distingue.

You don't look so hot yourself.

Oh, no.
You don't understand.

I mean, you're so different.

You're out of this world.

Gee, you sure do talk purdy.

You talk just like one of them
vacuum cleaner salesmen.

Oh.

Would you do me
the honor to show
you the garden?

Excuse me, ma'am.

See you later.

Judy... May I call
you Judy?

Why, sure, Prince.

Now, don't call me Prince.

That sounds like a dog.

Call me Karl.

We once had a pig named Karl.

Well, then call me Prince.

You see, our meeting
is no mere accident.

It was written in the stars
that we should meet.

Tell me, under which
sign were you born?

"Butter and eggs,
for sale cheap."

Oh, no.
I mean, in which month
have you been born?

Oh... August.

Well, no wonder
we are attracted
to each other.

You see our signs
are in harmony.

I was born in the month of May.

Does that mean anything?

Why, naturally, you see.

You were born
under the sign
of Leo, the lion.

And I was born
under the sign
of Taurus.

The bull.

Were you frightened?

I guess I was.

I almost felt like singing.

Do you always
feel like singing

when you get frightened?

Well, you see, back home

when I used to go
after the cows at night,

I had to pass the cemetery,

and so used to sing
to keep my spirits up.

Now every time I get scared,

I just wanna sing.

Then come along with me.

We'll split a duet.

♪ I've met a lot
of people in my time

♪ So I'm blase

♪ I'm basically
as smart as most

♪ I boast, I'm that way

♪ The fundamental things
in life appeal

♪ Like love and such...

♪ So who am I to seek
the why or wherefore

♪ It's you I care
for so much

♪ 'Cause you're the sweetest
The nicest, the loveliest

♪ You're a fella's ideal

♪ And strictly between us
You're better than Venus

♪ I'm betting you set a new high

♪ You're telling I

♪ And you're the cutest

♪ The smartest, the prettiest

♪ Are you honestly real?

♪ You're strictly perfection
The choicest selection

♪ I'm betting that
you're getting by

♪ You're telling I

♪ Oh, gee...

♪ What a voca-beulary

♪ "Vocabulary"
♪ Vocabulary

♪ You know your hyphens
and commas

♪ But I want your promise

♪ To marry me

♪ Oh, baby

♪ And may I tell you

♪ I think you're adorable

♪ Uh-huh

♪ Now you know how I feel

♪ How do you feel?

♪ You're Hedy Lamarr
You're a stroke under par

♪ You're as bright
as the star in the sky

♪ You're telling I

♪ Your manner's charming Disarming

♪ What savoir-faire

That's for peeking, you cad!

♪ You're one in a thousand

♪ I'll quit my carousing

♪ If you'll give
the creature a try

♪ You're a-telling I

♪ If I were worthy

♪ I'd say that You're tres charmant

♪ Is that good?

♪ It ain't bad

♪ I'm living in hope

♪ I feel like a dope

♪ And I act like
the clumsiest guy

♪ You're telling I

♪ S'il vous plait

♪ Donnez-moi un kiss petit

♪ Oh, sweet

♪ Let me tell you again

♪ It was so tres bien

♪ And we're as graceful

♪ As Ginger and Fred Astaire

♪ What a wonderful pair

♪ If nobody's peeking
I think that I'll wink

♪ And then go cheek-to-cheek
And then high, oh

♪ You're telling I

Oh, be careful
what you're doing!

♪ You're telling I ♪

Judy! Judy!

Judy, gimme your hand.

Are you all right?

You blithering idiot.

Miss Montgomery,
I want you to know

that I love this...
This idiot.

Well, then take her
away from here for good.

Yes, and don't get my coat wet.

Well, that's done it.

I shall not stay
in this house
another year.

Prince Karl Franz
Josef Hodenhagen
von der Habsburg

will not stand by
and let the woman
he loves be insulted.

Judy, I shall become
now your house guest.

You will?

Come on, let's find
Uncle Lem.

Hudson, have
you my bags? Yes, Miss.

Then have James bring
the town car round
to the front door.

Very good, Miss.

Well, you, uh, going someplace?

I am. I'm going
to Chicago for
two weeks.

Oh, that's a splendid
idea, Aunt Matilda.

I was just telling Papa

I thought you look
like you needed a rest.

I'm not going for a rest,
I'm going on business.

But I don't understand.

Perhaps if you devote more time

in the interest
of our organization,

you would understand
that we're negotiating

the sale of UBS.

That's why it says here
for me to go to Chicago.

Does that mean, my dear sister,

that we may also sell
our new building?

Our, uh...
Our nice new building?

Well, naturally.

Now we don't
have to worry,
do we, Papa?

Not worry?

Don't you realize
before anyone
buys the building,

they'll first
survey the grounds?

That's right.

And it's a foot
too wide, isn't it?

Sell the building.

Could anything worse
happen to us
at this moment?

His Highness, Prince Karl,
is awaiting you in the study.

There you are.
In my trousers?

No, Junior's.

My friends, I'm in trouble.

He's in trouble.
Yeah, you've
got trouble.

Oh, but for you
the solution is simple.

Imagine, $2,300 stand between me

and my becoming
the houseguest
of the county jail.

$2,300, and he calls
that trouble.

Oh, I knew
you were my friends.

Here. Here's the pen.

Thank you very much.
Oh.

No, you don't understand.

I've got to have
a check for $2,300.

Now, just a moment, please.

I think I have an idea.

How would you like
to make $5,000?

No, no, listen.

I don't want to go
to any more bank nights.

Now, listen, Karl.
We've got to buy
that Goober farm.

If you can persuade
them to sell,

there'll be $5,000
in it for you.

But you must do it in two weeks.

Two weeks?
I've got to do
it by Tuesday.

You mean to say,
I'm to be a wolf
in sheep's clothing?

No, my clothing.

What?
Uh, same as usual.

Gentlemen, I accept
your clothing.

I mean, your proposition.

So long, chums.

So long.

Did he say, "chumps?"

Junior!

If he puts this over,

he can even have
your other suit
of clothes.

Uncle Lem!

Uncle Lem!

Judy!

Judy!

Oh!

Oh!

Cut it out.

Leave me alone, will you?

Help me, Uncle Lem!
Help me.

Oh, Lem!

I'm coming, Judy.
I'm coming.

Oh, Uncle Lem,
I'm glad you came.

I've been chased by a ghostie.

Uh, what is it?

Did something happen?

Has something happened?

This place is full of hands.

We've seen 'em
with our own eyes.

Oh, nonsense.
You must've been dreaming.

Come, let's have
a look around, huh?

Nice pipes
you got there, kid.

What's the matter?
You scared?

I ain't purposely
wearing my hair up
this season.

Lemme shake your hand.

It's shaking already.

Lemme hear you sing.

I'll be down to get you
in a coffin, honey.

Or I don't stand
a ghost of a chance
with you.

Cheerful like that,
I'll accompany you.

Music tickles my ribs.

Hey... Psst.

But Judy's alone
in there with a ghost.

Be careful.

♪ I ain't a-scared
of a single thing

♪ I ain't a-scared
'cause I always sing

♪ La, la-la, la-la, la-la

♪ I ain't a-scared of your silly groans

♪ I ain't a-scared of your clinky bones

♪ They're not bones
They're xylophones

Keep your spirits up,
Judy. Keep singing.

♪ La, la-la, ha,
I'm getting brave

♪ I'll take you back
to your little grave

♪ I'd like to say

♪ I'm on my way ♪

Ah, guten...

What are you doing?

We're getting out of here.

Gosh, Mr. Prince,
we couldn't stay

in this here house
another minute.

Not after what
happened last night.

You mean, you want to go
back to the country?

Well, what are you
going to do with the house?

We're gonna sell it,
or give it away
if we have to.

Hiya, Karl here?

Oh, you moving out?

Uh, see here, my man,

I'm going to get in touch
with you later.

Yeah, but you may
not be here later.

You remember me?
I'm Herman, your pal.

How about my 25 smackeroos?

I told you...
Now, wait a minute, charm.

I did my job
and I want my dough.

This skeleton costume
has to go back.

And if you think
I'm gonna play human fly,

walking around on ceilings
with these, for nothing,

why, then, you're a mental case.

And I don't go around
haunting houses
for the love of it.

What was that, bub,
about haunting houses?

Uh, no. He meant
hunting houses.

You see,
he's in the real
estate business.

What are you talking about?

Real estate business?

Say, you've got a swell
set of pipes, kid.

So, that's it, huh?

Now, wait a minute,
Judy, I can explain.

Hey, hold it, hold it, will you?

Look, fella, no shooting.
I was deferred.

Send me a check.

A traveler's check.

Judy, I swear to you,

not as a Prince to a commoner,

but as one man to another.

What?

I have prepared
a great career
for you on the radio.

Is this the appreciation
I get for arranging

an audition for her at UBS?

Gosh, Uncle Lem,
wait a minute.
Yeah...

Uh, isn't it true that
Judy sings her best
when she's frightened?

Yeah. But what's that
got to do with it?

This. I wanted
to hear her voice
at its greatest.

Did you like my voice?

Did I like it?

Why your crescendo
was positively diminuendo.

Your pianissimo was fortissimo.

Your pizzicato, huh, it's largo.

Well, I thought
I was losing weight.

No, Judy,
you don't understand.

I mean, your voice is terrific.

Well, why didn't
you tell me so
in the first place?

Can you imagine,
I'm going to put her

on a coast-to-coast hook up.

Gee, Judy,

you're gonna reach millions.

Ain't you scared?

No. Not so long
as they can't reach me.

And that's nothing, Judy.

I'm going to make
you a star abroad.

I'm going to make
you the sensation
of Hollywood.

And furthermore,
the Goobers need money
to pay their debts.

But they don't owe a cent.

Why, they don't even
know how to get in debt.

Listen, when Judy thinks
that she'll have
a five-year contract

with a $1,000 a week,

she'll spend money so fast,

she will be in debt
up to my neck.

I shall see to it personally.

Say, what are you talking about?

What fool is gonna
pay her $1,000 a week?

You.
Oh, no, no.

Not me. You'll have
to find some other fool.

You know, it's just
fantastic enough
to work.

Well, I'm not against
anything fantastic.

On second thought,
I think it would work.

Well, that's what I just said.

All right, all right.

You know, I think
I've got something there.

Charge it.

Charge it.

Charge it.

Charge it.

Charge it.

Uh, charge it to Miss Goober.

Charge it.

The Hour of Song,
a new musical feature
of station WRF.

And this afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen,

we have the honor
to present a new star
of the air.

Who I'm sure is destined...

You're sure this is not
going out over the air?

Positively, positively.

Miss Judy Goober.

As her first selection,
Miss Goober will sing,
"Puddin' Head."

♪ When a feller's name
is William

♪ Sure enough
They call him Bill

Hello there, Bill.

♪ When a feller's name is Phillip

♪ Sure enough
They call him Phil

Oh, hiya, Phil.

♪ But gosh, oh, gee

♪ They're not so sure of me

♪ I wonder who's to blame

♪ For my funny name

♪ Puddin' head

♪ My mother used to call me

♪ Puddin' head
Puddin' head

♪ I never had a string
of steady beaus

♪ Oh, goodness knows

♪ I tried and tried

♪ But everyone cried

♪ Hey, puddin' head

♪ You're just a silly
dilly puddin' head

♪ You'll never hear the parson

♪ Asking you to say, "I do"

♪ No honeymoon

♪ No wedding in June

♪ Never alibied

♪ I've always tried

♪ Working for my daily bread

♪ My mother used to say

♪ Get, get, get on your way

♪ 'Cause if you don't shake
a leg and try to get ahead

♪ I'm gonna slap your face
till it's good and red

♪ Puddin' head

♪ I guess I'll always
be a wooden head

♪ Until the day I find
a guy for me

♪ Who'll sigh for me

♪ Just wait and see

♪ He'll have to be

♪ A pu-uh-uh ♪

The window!

Oh, dear, this is terrible.

Yes?

Miss Montgomery would like
to see you at once.

Mr. Harvey has arrived.

Very well, thank you.

Matilda's back.
She wants to see us.

Harvey is here from Chicago
to buy the building.

Courage, Father.
Courage.

Naturally, Miss Montgomery,

there will be
certain preliminaries.

A survey of your
properties and so forth

before we can close
a deal this size.

My brother will
co-operate with
you in every way.

He can probably give
you more information

than I can about this building.

He was, in a way,
connected with
its construction.

Of course, there's
no hurry about that.

Maybe Mr. Harvey
would like to see

a little of the town
while he's here.

You know what I mean?

Hotspots and everything.

Yes, well, why not, eh?

Well, I had hoped
to make this trip
one of, uh...

Well, combined pleasure
and business.

Well, what happened?

I just broke
a double date
with a pal of mine.

I left him holding two bags.

Too bad.

Alley-oop.

Well, here we go.

Not so loud!

That's better.

Oh, wait a minute.
Surprise.

Did you have an accident, eh?

Come on, Junior,
get up.

Get up, Junior.

Come on, Junior,
come on. Get up.

You're all right,
get up. Get up.

Why, Junior.

Your face is all cold.

Well, you're...
You're all cold.

Get up, get up.

We'll have some coffee.

We'll have some coffee...
We...

Ju... Oh!

Oh, my poor boy. Oh!

Oh, dear!

If I've ever said anything
to you I'm sorry for,

I still mean it.

Who's your friend?

Oh!

That was a silly thing to do.

Ooh.
Psst!

My head.

Very funny.

Oh, that's my phone ringing.

Won't you come in,
Mr. Harvey, please?

Hello.

Now, listen, Yvonne, for...

Well, for certain reasons,
you understand,

we've got to keep
our friend Harvey
out of circulation

for several days.

Well...

Well, I... I, uh...

What's the matter,
can't you talk now?

Oh, just a moment.

Oh, Mr. Harvey.

Would you come in
and turn on the lights?

Well, yes, Miss Jones,
I think I could have

my hair done in the morning.

Wait a minute!

Oh, Mr. Harvey?

You want him kept
out of circulation
for several days?

Supposing we say $100 a day,

for every day
that he's, uh, out.

Okay. Good night.

Oh, good morning.
Good morning.

Good morning.
Won't you come in?

Yes, thank you.
Thank you.

And, uh, how...
How is the, uh, patient
this morning?

Oh, he's doing nicely,
thank you.

The doctor's with him right now.

Oh, Mr. Harvey.

Well, this is
terrible, terrible.

Is it serious, Doctor?

Yes, quite serious.

Yes, yes. I might say
it's very serious.

It seems that he has

a double inverted fracture
of the bipedic incidica.

His sacroiliac and femur
are all wound up into a snerd.

Oh, how awful.

How did it happen,
Mr. Harvey?

Well, I don't know.

You see, the lights were out.

I went to turn them on.

And the next thing
I knew, I was out.

Say, how long
am I gonna be
hung up like this?

Quite a while ought
to be long enough,

don't you think, Papa?

Oh, it'll be much longer
than that, won't it, Doctor?

Oh, at least.

Dreadful.

What a wonderful contraption.

What'll they think of next?

Little thing
I dreamed up myself.

Very clever.
Very clever.

Yes, I learned this rope trick

from an Indian faker.

You know, the fakers do it best.

You're telling I.

Thank you.

Have you the time?

It's quarter past.

I'm a little fast.

You see, with this type of cast,

we can mark the joints thus.

Well, isn't it true
that the shin bone

has a definite connection
that runs from here to here?

No, no, son.
You're wrong,
you're wrong.

The starting point
is right here.

Oh, no, no.
You're wrong.

It's right here.

I insist, my dear doctor,
that it starts here.

Oh, no, no.
It's right there.

Ah, you both wrong.

There it is.
Oh, no.

You're both wrong.

Ha! I won.

You certainly did.

Ow!

My goodness!
You're sub-normal.

Now to continue,

you will notice that the weight

is evenly distributed thus.

- Thus?
- Thus...

Thus.

Stop it, you idiots!

Oh, the poor man's suffering.

We must get him out of here
and into a hospital.

No, you can't move the patient.

Do you want his ileocecal
fold to fold and
gasperasillis to set in?

I forbid it!

I'll see to that
he gets every attention.

Well, of course.

Well, if there's
anything we can do
for you, Mr. Harvey,

don't hesitate to call on us.

I will.
Thank you.

It's all right.
It's all right.

Take some of these,
they'll make you nervous.

I'll see you
the first thing
in the morning.

Judy,

it's beautiful.

How did you know
it was my birthday?

Oh, Mr. Prince.

This ain't your birthday.

This ain't your cake neither.

This is for the folks
from back home

that's coming to help me
celebrate my success.

And you're the one
that's done it all for me.

I?
Sure.

Without you believing in me,

I wouldn't be
where I am right now.

Oh, Judy, I guess you wouldn't.

You know,

you sure have been
swell to all of us.

I want you to know

that I think you're just
about the most wonderfullest
feller I ever met.

Judy, you mustn't say that,

you make feel quite embarrassed.

Well, I've got some things
to do, I'll see you later.

All right, but don't
forget to come back
for the party.

No, I won't.

Howdy, folks.

- Howdy.
- How are you?

Well, come on in.

Just getting set
for some big doings.

Folks from down home.

Sit down, Mr. Montgomery,
make yourself at home.

Thank you very much.

I'll only detain
you a moment, Judy.

It's about your contract.

Yes, sir.
Well, uh,

you see, things haven't
turned out exactly

as we'd hoped and, well,

we're canceling our agreement.

Canceling it?

You mean, you don't
want me to sing

on the air for you anymore?

Well, to be perfectly
truthful with you, Judy,

you were never on the air.

You were singing
into a dead microphone.

I don't understand.

You hired me, didn't you?

You said you wanted me
to sing on your radio.

I couldn't have been
as bad as all that.

And...

Besides, I've got a contract.

There's a clause
in that contract

which gives us the right

to cancel with 24 hours' notice.

We're exercising
that privilege now.

Look, mister, I don't know
what you fellers are up to,

but there's something
funny about this whole thing.

Judy here's gone out
and spent money

for things
she couldn't afford to

without her salary coming in
to pay for 'em.

Well, maybe selling the property

will get you out of this
difficulty, Mr. Goober.

So, that's it, huh?

You figured if I thought
I was gonna make money,
I'd spend money.

Buy a lot of things
and when I couldn't
pay for 'em,

we'd lose this place.

Well, you have
to lose it anyway,

so you might as well
let us buy it, eh?

Why? You low-down
bunch of ornery...

Now, now, no levity.
No levity.

It don't make
no matter, Uncle Lem.

I guess we's just
took in, that's all.

Mr. Kincaid,
me and Uncle Lem

will be down in your office
tomorrow morning.

I guess we might
as well sell
the place to you.

Now, get out of here!

Both of you, get!

I'm sorry, Judy.

Believe me, I'm sorry.

That's alright,
Mr. Prince.

You did what you could.

I guess you're
about the only friend

we got left in the city.

Well, gal, what are
we gonna do now?

Go back to Withering Heights,
where we belong, I suppose.

Hey, look.

We better tell them the truth.

Tell 'em we're getting
out of this town and
going back home.

No, we ain't.

This city ain't licked us yet

and it ain't a-going to,
Uncle Lem.

Those folks come
all the way over
here to see us

and hear me sing on the radio,

and by hickory, they're gonna
hear me sing on the radio

like I've never sung before.

How're you gonna do it?

We got a radio
in here, ain't we?

We got some wire
and stuff in the barn

and you can get a microphone.

Yeah.
Well,

so long as my voice
is coming out of that
there box,

they ain't a-gonna know
whether I'm singin'

from a radio station
or a barn, are they?

All right, Uncle Lem, get going!

I'll have her rigged
in a minute.

If Withering Heights
thinks I'm big stuff,

then I'll be big stuff.

Now, you're talking, Judy.

When we'll get through,
they'll think
you are something.

Personal friends with
everybody of importance
in this town.

But we ain't.
We will be.

If this handful
of nickels holds out.

Oh, hello.

How are you?
How are you?

Oh...

Hello there, Judy.
How are you?

Come on in, folks.

Come on in and shake hands
with a celebrity.

I'd like to speak
to Mrs. Krandall, please.

Well, just tell her,
it's his Highness
Prince Karl.

Well, I'd have to speak
to my husband.

Uh, he might have an engagement.

Well...

Well...

Karl, you wouldn't!

Well, um...

Yes, Karl.

Yes...

Uh, yes, Karl.

Yes.

Karl!

Tonight? Oh,
I'm terribly sorry,

we're having
guest for dinner,
Judge and Mrs. Fitzroy.

No, no. I'm sorry.

Karl, please.

Even the walls have ears.

Well, very well,
you monster, you.

See you later.

Come in.

Mr. Joseph Hafelin
and, uh...

Mrs. Hafelin.

My dear, Mrs. Hafelin.

How charming of you to come.

We were delighted
to come, Your Highness.

Oh, I don't believe
you've ever met
my husband.

No, he has just missed me
a few times.

How do you do?
How do you do?

May I introduce
Miss Judy Goober.

Judge Andrew Krandall and, uh...

Mrs. Krandall.

My dear, Mrs. Krandall

We're honored.

Thank you, Your Highness.

My husband Andrew.

His Highness Prince Karl.

Strange, we have
never met before.

You mustn't feel strange,
Your Highness.

Why, Andrew knows all about you.

Yes, only I can't
get any evidence.

Well, may I introduce
Miss Judy Goober.

Yes, sir.

Ever since I can remember,

why, the McRorys
and the Carruthers
has been a battling.

Why, it's been going on
for over 200 years.

Beginning to look like
it was leading up
into a feud.

How did you get into this fight?

What you say?

I said, how did you get
into this fight?

Well, I'll tell you how it was.

I'm gonna...
Come on up here,
what's the matter?

One day I says to Pete McRory,

I says, "Pete, how many
hairs are there
in a pig's face?"

So Pete says to me, he says,

"Next time you shave,
you count 'em."

Why, that low-down welp.

He knows I couldn't count.

You ain't got a monkey wrench
in your pocket, have you?

Go over there.

Um, Judy, uh...

Shouldn't you be leaving
for the broadcasting station,

it's almost time
for your broadcast.

Oh. Oh, yeah.
I reckon it is.

It's too bad
the studio is too small

to accommodate such a crowd,

but we'll be all listening
to you here.

- Oh, of course, we will.
- Yeah.

All right. Well,
I'll see you folks later.

Goodbye.
Goodbye, Judy.

Bye, Judy.
Good luck, Judy.

Come on, Judy, I'm all set.

Gee, I hope it works.

It'll work all right.
I tried it.

We're supposed to be
on the air in about
four minutes.

All I got to do is
hook up this ground wire

and we're ready to go.

Hey, something's gone wrong.

Well, that's tough.
We can't stop now,
we're going on the air.

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♪ Oh, neighbor

♪ Neighbor

♪ How you like it
in the city?

Wait a minute!
That isn't my program.

Why, something
must have gone wrong.

♪ What you brewing?

♪ What you putting?

Who's that singing?

♪ La-la, la-la

My ears are ringing.

♪ La, la-la, la

♪ Oh, neighbor

♪ Neighbor

♪ How you like it
here in the city?

♪ What you saying?

♪ What you knowing?

♪ Where you staying?

♪ Where you going?

Stop that program!

♪ La-la, la-la

Stop that program.

♪ La, la-la, la

♪ A, E, I, O, U...

Miss Montgomery,
something's gone wrong
with our line.

Well, do something about it.

Call the chief engineer.

What's the meaning of this?

I wish I knew.

♪ Just forget you're
a country Babbitt

♪ Come on
Get into the Broadway habit

That sounds like the police,
something must have
gone wrong.

Come on, we're getting
out of here.

But don't stop singing.

♪ This New York town
might try to get you down

♪ Don't let it

♪ Listen, stranger
There's no danger

♪ Just forget it

♪ You'll never fall as long as

♪ You've got something
on the ball

♪ Have a phone installed
And learn the lingo

♪ When your numbers called
Just holler, "Bingo!"

♪ And while you're waking

♪ And debating

♪ Come along and see
a Manhattan holiday

♪ When Broadway starts to play

♪ What a street to be on

♪ With its neon sunlight

♪ There is no garden

♪ With roses so fair

♪ The only garden is
Madison Square

That voice is everywhere.

We'll have to trace it
along the main cable.

♪ You and me

♪ Won't you clap your hands

♪ For what she stands for
Mister

Find out what's
wrong, you idiot.

Do you realize
that voice is going out

over our network
to every station
in the country?

Miss Montgomery,
that girl's voice
is terrific.

She'd be a big help
to my program.

Who is she?
I don't know.

You don't know?

I think I've located it.

The instruments indicate
it's in the main cable
right outside this building.

What?

♪ Get in the spirit

♪ And cheer it, shout hooray

♪ Hooray for Broadway
at midnight

♪ Manhattan's holiday ♪

Here it is.

Come on, girls.
Here it is.

Pull it out.

Wait a minute here.

Did you find it?
The most outlandish thing!

I'll report this
to the law.
I'll tell you--

What is it?
What is it?

Have you found something?

Yes, Matilda, we found it.

Look at that.

Well, pull it out.
Pull it out.

What's the matter?

Miss Montgomery,
where's the girl
who sang?

I'll make her
the biggest thing
on radio.

Just don't go away,
I'll bring here
right to you.

Lem.
Yes, Matilda.

About that encroachment
of our property
on your farm.

Oh, shucks, Tilly.

Twelve inches of dirt
ain't no good to us.

Judy and I have decided
to give it to you.

Sort of repaying your favor
for putting on this broadcast.

That's sweet of you, Lem.

Oh, shucks.
T'ain't nothing.

Well, all's well that ends well.

No, Papa, you've got that wrong.

All ends, that's all's well.

Gimme that paper, son.

Quiet, everybody.
Judy's gonna sing.

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♪ Junior

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♪ Junior

♪ Junior

♪ Here's a recipe for baking

♪ To start, you take
A box of eggs

♪ Say when

♪ Our bag of baking powder

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♪ You'll want to beat again

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♪ Junior, hold tight

♪ I'll be with you

♪ In a minute

♪ Even if it takes all night ♪