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So, diary, everything has been
changing pretty expeditiously.
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Wait, what?
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My mom had her first boyfriend
since my dad died.
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Never thought that I'd be back here
dating someone new again.
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Bobby was pretty pumped
about being tennis captain.
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Nice.
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Did you just get a "nice"
from Monyca with a Y?
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And me, well,
I was just trying to stay afloat
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in these tumultuous middle school waters.
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So, Sash, wanna listen to the new
Skyler Zaxton album after school today?
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When he left Sugah Boyz,
I didn't think I'd like him solo,
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but his new album really speaks to me.
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Sorry, can't hang.
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Gotta write my advice column
for newspaper.
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'Bummed in Biology' really needs me.
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Wow, you've been really putting in
your 10,000 hours at newspaper lately.
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Well, yeah, duh.
My advice column is my raison.
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- Your what?
- My raison d'être.
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That's French for "reason for being."
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I read it on
a specialty chocolate wrapper.
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Everyone has a raison.
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Ryan's is football.
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Claude's is his allergies.
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Jessica and Melissa's
is ribbon dancing for the Swansbabes.
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What about the Brits?
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Oh, you mean Brittany and British Oliver?
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Yeah.
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Theirs is being too cool for everything.
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- Oh, that's brilliant.
- Isn't it though?
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Huh.
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Joey Feldstein's is obviously being hot.
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Wait, you're right.
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Everyone does have a raison.
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What's my raison?
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Your raison is school, duh.
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That isn't a real raison.
Everyone goes to school.
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Well, yeah, but you, like,
really go to school.
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Guys, I hate to do this,
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but it's time for
the morning announcements.
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Today's lunch is... God, it's hot in here.
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What does that say? Sweat in my eye.
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The cast list for this year's musical.
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There are 120 students
and four separate casts.
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Oh, boy, here we go.
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Yeah, this is not the vibe.
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Playing the role
of storekeeper's wife will be...
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Well, I guess my raison
can't be the musical.
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...Penny Lopez.
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What about xylophone band?
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You wanna join New 'Phones, Who Dis?
Who are you, Mozart?
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Four square team!
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They already have all four squares.
Plus, four alternates.
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All these flyers are either past
the deadline or not for sixth graders.
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Since when did everyone need a raison?
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Well, we're in middle school now.
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Diary, it seemed like
everyone had a raison.
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But what was mine?
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Guys, I have the most
life-changing news ever.
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Monyca with a Y wants to see you,
Bobby Cañero-Reed,
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tomorrow behind the dumpster
during the xylophone assembly.
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Whoa, that's cool.
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Wait, she said behind the dumpster?
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Dude, everyone who meets behind
the dumpster goes to Miami second base.
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Just ask Becky and Trey.
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I know it might be corny to say,
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but someday I hope to find
a love like that.
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Okay, uh, so obviously, I know what it is,
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but just so we're all
on the same page here,
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what exactly is "Miami second base"?
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Well, uh...
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Uh...
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Well, um...
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Hey, just wondering if you could
proofread this brief for me real quick.
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Don't you have a paralegal?
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Uh, she's sick. Maybe just real quick?
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Um...
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You're missing punctuation on
"Would you like to join me for dinner?"
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Aw, Sam.
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As much as I've enjoyed
our sneak away lunches,
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and breakfast and Answerama at your house,
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we never really had a proper first date.
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Maybe I could treat you to
a nice dinner tonight, just the two of us.
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That's so sweet, Sam.
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Both kids'll be home, so I'll have
to leave them with frozen pizza
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and dead bolts on the windows, but yes.
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That sounds really, really lovely.
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Fantastic.
I'll make a reservation at Patty's.
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Most extensive menu in southern Florida.
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I recommend the sushi tower
and the cannoli.
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I can't wait.
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Ooh, somebody's got a date tonight.
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Am I a bad mom for leaving my kids
to go on a date?
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You are being paranoid and crazy.
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Just checking. Oh, no. I'm excited.
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I get to go on a nice date
with my boyfriend.
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There's my girl. Ooh.
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Somebody call HR, 'cause I can feel
the heat up in this office.
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Oh, please don't.
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Before we start talking about
the cataclysmic demise of our planet,
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I'm looking for a Hurricane Watch Captain.
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This lucky student
will track storms with me,
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and we'll collect nonperishable items
in the event of a hurricane.
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Sasha, this is it. My raison.
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It's calling out for me to pluck it
from the trail mix of life.
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Hurricanes are your reason for being?
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And hurricanes will only increase
in the coming year
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and for many years to come.
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So, hey, you'll be busy. Any takers?
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Me.
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I will serve as Orange Bay Middle's
Hurricane Watch Captain.
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Wow, I really thought it was gonna go
unfilled like it has the past two years.
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Okay, great. Well, the position
comes with this captain's hat.
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Wait, free hat?
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I wanna be captain.
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Two takers? God, I've got to tell
my therapist about this.
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This is unprecedented.
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The job's not big enough for two people.
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Hmm. We'll have a stump speech.
Tomorrow, at the xylophone assembly,
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you'll each convince the school
why you should be Hurricane Watch Captain.
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I promise to give a speech
that will make students
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as passionate about hurricanes as I am.
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Okay. I'll talk in front of people.
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Okay, great.
To say the end of the world is near
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is optimistic.
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No one was gonna keep me
from my raison. Especially not Ryan.
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I never knew that the name "hurricane"
came from the Mayan god of wind, Huracan.
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Or that the first human record
of hurricanes
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appeared in Mayan hieroglyphics.
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My Broomsbriar Academy
warlock boyfriend is Tobias.
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Sasha, please focus.
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This speech needs to be good enough
to get everyone to share my passion
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for wind and hot rain and stuff.
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Right.
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I just need to beat Ryan
and get my raison.
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He's really popular for some reason.
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Claude, look.
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Ryan, quit it.
You know about my gluten allergy.
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Our moms are friends.
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Elena, I'm really sorry to say this,
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but hurricane facts
are just really boring.
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Okay. I hear you.
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But what if I told you
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that the largest hurricane in Florida
wasn't even named.
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A category five in 1935.
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I can name it. Hurricane Snooze.
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If I'm not even able to capture
the attention of my BFFAESNSOTBFBU,
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I might need to try a different approach.
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Can I hide here?
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Ryan went to his locker
to put on polyester,
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and now he wants to give me a hug.
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You expect me to put this caca
on your lips?
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No, no, no, no. Use this one.
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I've been saving it
for a special occasion.
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It's not exactly appropriate
for Bobby's tennis matches.
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See, now this, this will do.
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Ay, mi linda.
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Help me help you.
What's with the fuchi face?
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Sorry. I was just going over my checklist.
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Pizza. Dead bolts. Emergency numbers
of 20 of my closest relatives.
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You're kinda making me grateful
for my wildly unsupportive parents.
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You know what? I'm fine.
The kids are fine.
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Gabi, I promise it's okay
to leave your kids for a night.
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- But...
- Okay, sweetie.
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I love you, but you were neurotic
before Robert died,
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and now, ay, ay, ay!
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You work hard. You are a great mom.
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You deserve to have fun for once.
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You're right. It's true. I do.
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Plus, look at yourself.
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Now let's see the whole picture.
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- So, what do you think?
- Perfect.
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Oh, except...
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Wow, it really has been a while for you.
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You can't have that sticking out.
You need your black bra.
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The Bra-zé-Bra brand with the demi cup
and the adjustable straps.
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- Qué boundaries?
- I...
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Okay.
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Well, Danielle and I are taking
a couple's cooking class
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so that means
I gotta go grab dinner before.
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But hey, can you please pretend
you don't have kids for two hours, okay?
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Okay.
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Mami. You're a lawyer.
You speak persuasively.
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Yes, I do. Well, I hope I do.
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What are some tricks to writing a good,
persuasive speech?
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Well, it helps to be personal.
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Sometimes it's good to give an anecdote
and then relate it back to your point.
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Interesting.
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Oh, no, that's Sam.
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Elenita, can you get that for me?
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And just tell him that
I will be ready in a minute.
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Is it an Elena minute or a Mami minute?
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'Cause those are two very different
time measurements.
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Let's be real, Mami minute.
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You haven't seen
a black bra around, have you?
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Never mind. Okay.
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- Elena.
- Nice threads, Sam.
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Thank you. Which thread is your favorite?
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- It's a bad joke.
- Yeah.
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Ooh, you got a vocab test coming up?
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You must be on the G's by now.
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Germane assumption. But no.
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I'm trying to figure out how to write
the best speech about hurricanes.
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Well, I always think humor is the best way
to grab people's attention.
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But just the thought of hurricanes
makes me... shudder.
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So, Jeremy Peet told me
that his brother said
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that Miami second base is similar
to Tampa first base.
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But instead...
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Dude, no way.
That's what it was, like, three years ago.
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Now it's this.
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I don't know where you get your news
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because I know for a fact that
that is New Orleans second base.
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I thought New Orleans second base
involved hot sauce.
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Maybe I'm thinking of Chicago second base?
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Guys.
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Maybe I should just tell Monyca with a Y
to meet me somewhere else,
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like next to the math trailer.
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Next to the math trailer?
Are you gonna propose?
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Come on, dude. You got this.
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Okay. What if I do this?
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Dude, that's Nova Scotia third.
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You're not emotionally ready for that.
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I need to check the...
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Oh, my God, Mom.
Does a sign mean nothing to you?
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Okay, boys.
I think it's time for you to go home.
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- Good idea.
- Yeah.
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Oh, uh, just for the record, I was
extremely respectful with the pillow.
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Ziggy.
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You know we have to have
that talk now, right?
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No.
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You're not gonna get
out of this one, mijo.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm so sorry to keep you waiting
but I actually...
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Wow, Gab. You look incredible.
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Thank you. You look great too.
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I heard Patty's is having
a seafood special tonight.
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So, keep your eyes peeled
for flying shrimp tails.
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But it'll be fun, right?
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Maybe one will fall into a wine glass,
and we'll laugh and laugh.
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Oh, Sam. I'm so sorry,
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but I don't think
that I can make it tonight.
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Oh, everything okay?
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Yeah. I just found Bobby
and his friends in a situation,
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and now I have to give him part four
of my eight-part sex talk series.
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Well, that sounds thorough.
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I just need to be a parent tonight.
I hope you understand.
246
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,038
No, no. I, I do.
247
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,753
I mean my version of a sex talk
248
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,555
was watching Basic Instinct
with my parents.
249
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,667
So, you're one of the good moms.
250
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,927
Maybe we can try Patty's again
tomorrow night?
251
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,679
Yes, please. I think it's pierogi night.
252
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,096
Good luck.
253
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:40,281
God, Mom. Don't you think volumes one
through three were enough?
254
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:43,162
Let's start with A, amniotic fluid.
255
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,497
Oh, God. We made eye contact.
256
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,205
Nothing my mom talked to me about
prepared me for Miami second base.
257
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,795
Well, I stole some hot sauce for you
just in case.
258
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,801
Morning. I realize we're all
very excited to see a performance
259
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:09,596
from our electrifying xylophone group,
New 'Phones, Who Dis?
260
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:18,613
But before that, for the first time
in Orange Bay Middle School history,
261
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:22,822
we have two students
running for Hurricane Watch Captain.
262
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:23,914
What's that?
263
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,541
After the speeches, you will all decide
who wins by applause.
264
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,789
First up, Elena Canero-Reed.
265
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,254
It's Cañero-Reed.
266
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,797
First grade.
267
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,092
Hurricane.
268
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,720
My tía's bathtub.
269
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:52,813
We filled it to its brim
just in case the water went out.
270
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,853
That year was the worst hurricane
Miami had seen
271
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:59,317
since the unnamed category five in 1935.
272
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:03,449
To this day, just the thought of it
makes me... shudder.
273
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,948
And you know what, the water did go out.
And so did the power.
274
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,778
But we were prepared.
275
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,498
We made mac n cheese, arroz con pollo,
even dulce de leche.
276
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,709
We stayed hydrated too.
All with that bathtub water.
277
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,590
If you vote for me
for Hurricane Watch Captain,
278
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:22,378
I will make sure that we are all prepared.
279
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,804
I will be Orange Bay Middle School's
personal bathtub.
280
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,596
Yes.
281
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:34,850
Wonderful job, Elena.
282
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,104
Next up we have Ryan Tyler.
283
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,492
Hey, guys. What up? I'm Ryan.
284
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,119
Hurricanes suck 'cause
then you can't play football,
285
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,831
and football doesn't suck.
286
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:54,912
True.
287
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,707
All right. I'm outtie. Go Swansbys!
288
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,146
Thank you, Ryan.
289
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:06,420
Now we will all vote by applause
for our Hurricane Watch Captain.
290
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,838
Let's hear it for Elena Cañero-Reed.
291
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,639
Yeah, Elena.
292
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:23,363
Category three. Very nice. Very nice.
And now for Ryan Tyler.
293
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:30,494
Wow, that is hurricane category five.
No survivors.
294
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:34,833
Let's hear it for our new
Hurricane Watch Captain, Ryan Tyler.
295
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,553
And now, take it away,
New 'Phones, Who Dis?
296
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,505
And in that very moment, diary,
297
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:55,144
Hurricane Ryan demolished my raison.
298
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,400
- Hi, Bobby.
- Hey.
299
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,149
You look nice.
300
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,860
This shed really brings out your eyes.
301
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,235
Uh, thanks, I think.
302
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:16,044
So... wanna take a trip to Miami?
303
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,038
What? We're in Miami.
304
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:24,789
Oh, no. You know, like,
a baseball field in Miami.
305
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,010
Are you asking me to go to Marlins Park?
306
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,799
No, no. Miami second base.
307
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,553
You know, what everyone does
behind the dumpster.
308
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,966
I mean...
309
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,515
that's what you wanted to do
when you asked me here, right?
310
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,269
Oh...
311
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,941
I'm an idiot.
I'm... I'm sorry I ruined the mood.
312
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,743
No, you didn't.
313
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,566
I honestly just picked
this spot because...
314
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:57,198
I wanted some privacy to tell you
that I like you, Bobby.
315
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,621
Really?
316
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:01,997
Yeah.
317
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:07,709
Well, I like you too, Monyca with a Y.
318
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,547
Wow. So cool.
319
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,222
Cool.
320
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,770
So, I guess this means
you're my girlfriend, right?
321
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,314
Uh, yeah. I think so.
322
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:30,647
Also, I don't really know or care
about whatever Miami second base is.
323
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,355
The base system is outdated
and patriarchal anyway.
324
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,866
Oh... Yeah, totally.
325
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,789
I also came to that conclusion separately.
326
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,829
Okay, Elenita.
327
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,498
I'm a little old man
who lost his Chihuahua,
328
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,627
and I'm coming to your door
to ask for your help.
329
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,045
I won't open the door.
330
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,144
Elena, you okay?
331
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,143
Oh, talk to me, mi amor.
332
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,694
Everyone has a raison,
AKA a reason for being, except me.
333
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,707
So I tried to make Hurricane Watch Captain
my raison,
334
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,771
and I worked hard on my speech,
but I lost anyway.
335
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,898
And now I'm just a big bowl of bran
with no raisins.
336
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,395
Elena, Elena, slow down.
Take a deep breath.
337
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:20,828
Now, dime. Since when are hurricanes
your reason for being?
338
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,790
I just felt like everyone else
had everything all figured out.
339
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,833
Elena, no one has everything figured out.
340
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,916
You do.
341
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,422
Of course I don't.
342
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,920
It takes years for people to figure out
what their raison is,
343
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,757
and there will be many stops
on the road to finding it.
344
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,264
This is a time to play around, hmm?
345
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,768
And discover the things you find fun.
346
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,691
It was fun to give a speech.
347
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,147
Do you want to hear it?
I used an anecdote.
348
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,401
- First grade.
- Hurricane.
349
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,145
This sounds so good but I have to run.
350
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,946
I am late for dinner with Sam.
351
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,284
Okay. Bring me home some bread pudding.
352
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,544
It has raisins.
353
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,205
You know what? Why don't you come?
354
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,884
Yes. I love pierogi night.
355
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,388
Oh.
356
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,945
Bobby, we're leaving for dinner.
All the numbers are on the fridge.
357
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,308
Okay.
358
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,269
- Hi.
- Hi. Who are you?
359
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,725
I'm Monyca. It's with a Y.
360
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,816
Um, I'm Bobby's girlfriend.
361
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:39,112
You must be his mom.
But he said you weren't gonna be home.
362
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,197
No, no.
363
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,199
Oh, yeah. Uh...
364
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,906
It's the only way I could come.
365
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,917
We're just having pivotal life moments
all over the place here.
366
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,710
Oh, okay. No problem.
367
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,341
I got you these flowers.
368
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,883
- Thank you.
- Oh, sweet.
369
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,297
Monyca with a Y, these are for you.
370
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,466
Aw, thank you.
371
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,178
Let's do some scooting.
372
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,153
I ordered fondue for two
373
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:14,268
but we could easily order
another pot of hot cheese.
374
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,857
I'm lactose intolerant.
375
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,155
We'll figure it out. This is good.
376
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:22,990
This is great.
377
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:31,957
You know, it's okay.
378
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,002
Maybe you'll find your raison
in high school.
379
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,415
Or college. Or retirement.
380
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,264
That's when my grandpappy
found beekeeping.
381
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:41,510
Thanks.
But I'm not really in a rush.
382
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,297
Hey, guys.
383
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,057
Hate to break up the jam sesh,
384
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:50,849
but it's time to watch Dr. Cooper
do the announcements. Yuck.
385
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,563
Today's soccer game will be against...
386
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,896
Sorry, I lost my place.
387
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:57,284
Uh...
388
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,949
Lunch will... Oh, I was on soccer.
Get it together, Coop.
389
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,699
Diary,
it might have taken me three books
390
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:07,122
and four academic journals on hurricanes
to get to it.
391
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:10,122
But I think found at least a stop
on the road to my raison.
392
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,247
- Hey.
- Hey.
393
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:23,800
So, sorry about last night's
surprise party of five.
394
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,970
Monyca seems like a nice young lady.
395
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,314
We share an affinity for prosciutto.
396
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,311
Thank you for being so cool
about everything.
397
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,024
I know it was less than ideal.
398
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:36,938
I'd love to try again soon.
399
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:40,395
How about this? A weekend in Palm Beach.
400
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,355
A little sun, a little R and R,
some tropical drinks.
401
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,276
Mm, that sounds amazing.
402
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,735
Bobby's into boogie boarding.
Elena loves the tide pool.
403
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:48,826
I'm gonna look up and see
404
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,550
- when they have...
- No, I meant just us.
405
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:51,829
Oh...
406
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,457
I mean, obviously, I'd love that.
407
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,343
But at least for right now,
408
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,551
I don't think I can leave the kids
for a romantic vacation.
409
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,799
I don't think any of us
are ready for that.
410
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,394
Oh. Okay.
411
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,352
Oh. Look, Sam. My kids are my raison.
412
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,020
I mean, sorry, my reason for being.
413
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:18,400
I'm still navigating
what our lives are like now.
414
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,031
And I'd...
415
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,110
I don't have everything figured out.
416
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:25,988
I get that.
417
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,370
You know when you and I were doing
our sneak away lunches?
418
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:35,122
We were living in a sort of fantasy,
but last night was real life.
419
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,585
I'm a little out of my depth here.
420
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:39,918
I get that.
421
00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:43,673
My ex-wife and I never had kids,
422
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,967
so I just assumed
that ship had sailed for me.
423
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,814
I knew this was a packaged deal,
424
00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:53,889
I just never thought about
what that looks like.
425
00:23:55,352 --> 00:24:00,732
So, fondue for two could at any moment
become fondue for four?
426
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,319
You okay with that?
427
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:05,993
Um...
428
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,659
I'm not sure.
429
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:18,631
Don't miss out on the four square game
in the yard today.
430
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,248
If it's anything like last week's,
431
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:24,165
it'll be intense enough to throw you
into a quarter-life crisis.
432
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,085
Good luck, Swansby Quads.
433
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,611
And if you're feeling sleepy in homeroom,
step up.
434
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,135
This is the vibe.
435
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:33,523
Diary, it's funny.
436
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:35,998
I thought I'd missed the boat
on finding my reason for being.
437
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:42,113
And now, let's throw it to Ryan
with the Hurricane Watch.
438
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,944
Uh, no hurricanes today.
439
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:48,655
Thanks, Ryan.
440
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,493
But there's no need to rush
the things that matter.
441
00:24:56,121 --> 00:25:00,581
Because if it really does matter,
you'll figure it out eventually.
442
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:06,205
And sure, I don't know
what my true raison is yet.
443
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:09,837
But I'm already enjoying the journey.
444
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,846
For Orange Bay Middle,
I have been Elena Cañero-Reed.
445
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,679
And I'm here for you.
446
00:25:14,703 --> 00:25:17,703
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