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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,630 When I was going through my wardrobe... 2 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:47,440 I found an extra hairpin on the floor. 3 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:50,340 That's nothing. I found her hair in my bed. 4 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:20,010 Some women bring happiness wherever they go. 5 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,570 Others, whenever they go. 6 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:23,940 I do both. 7 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:26,740 Husbands like to see me come. 8 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,440 Wives prefer to see me go. 9 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,820 There she is! That's her. 10 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:33,980 Whose husband didn't she sleep with? 11 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:34,990 Who's she with now? Who knows? 12 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:37,150 She's older than I thought. 13 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,250 Shh! Look, look! Watch. 14 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,330 This'll teach her. 15 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,990 I'm sorry, Mrs. Erlynne, but that account was closed-- 16 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,660 by Mrs. Fairchild. 17 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:53,280 I wish you'd told me before I ordered the Bordeaux. 18 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,970 What Bordeaux, Mrs. Erlynne? 19 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,640 Joe, you're my kind of guy. 20 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:02,520 Is she behind me? 21 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,520 In the blue. 22 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:06,710 Charge it to Senator Kleghorn. 23 00:02:06,790 --> 00:02:09,780 That's Mrs. Kleghorn sitting next to Mrs. Fairchild. 24 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:10,850 What a small world. 25 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,620 And Mrs. Winters on her right. 26 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:16,290 Oh. And getting smaller. 27 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,920 You wanna go out the back? 28 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,130 No, no. If you go out the back... 29 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,000 you'll never come in the front, Joe. 30 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,070 A lady always leaves the way she came. 31 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,010 Just look at her. 32 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,380 I thought my husband had more taste. 33 00:02:34,450 --> 00:02:37,280 So sorry to hear you're leaving us, Mrs. Erlynne. 34 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:39,150 I'm leaving you? 35 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:41,190 I'll prepare your bill. 36 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:30,800 My sudden change in circumstance... 37 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:33,770 was not the only reason for my departure. 38 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,640 The Italian coast in summer attracts the rich and famous. 39 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:39,480 I'm infamous and poor. 40 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:41,520 Close enough. 41 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:46,450 One door closes, another opens. 42 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,720 Sometimes that door is not the one you expect. 43 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:55,190 I saw my chance and decided to take it. 44 00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:01,890 Meg, dear! Come along, come along. 45 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,450 Ah, Giuseppina. 46 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:09,960 It's the best glove shop in the city. 47 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,470 She'll give you a good discount. 48 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:12,700 But--but, Robert, I... 49 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,040 Yes--No--Now, you go along. 50 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:16,200 I'll find your husband. Don't worry. Go along. 51 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,650 This way, madame. 52 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:31,960 These are pretty. 53 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:46,070 Your hand looks about right. 54 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,170 I beg your pardon? 55 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,400 My little sister. 56 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,410 She was adamant about every detail... 57 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,710 but neglected to tell me the size. 58 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:51,840 Would you mind? 59 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:54,510 Oh, no, of course not. 60 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:56,950 It's always a little snug the first time. 61 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:58,990 Maybe you should take off your ring? 62 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:01,290 It's my wedding ring. I never take it off. 63 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:02,620 The other hand, then. 64 00:06:07,030 --> 00:06:09,460 Ahem. 65 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:14,530 No need to button it. You can see it fits perfectly. 66 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,700 Lord Darlington, you depraved man! 67 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:18,140 What have you been up to? 68 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:22,140 Ignore him, Meg, dear. He's a great sinner... 69 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:24,740 but an excellent bridge partner... 70 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,610 or I would never tolerate him. 71 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,120 Do you know each other? 72 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,240 The year I spent in the London office. 73 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,980 Margaret, I told you about John. 74 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:32,210 You've, uh--You've met? 75 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:34,720 No, not really. It's nice to meet you. 76 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,120 It's a pleasure, Mrs. Windemere. 77 00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:37,820 Your wife was helping me select gloves for my mother. 78 00:06:37,890 --> 00:06:39,830 Your sister, you said. 79 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,060 Either one. 80 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,000 We should have dinner. Where are you staying? 81 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,590 The Grand, but we're trying to find a villa. 82 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:49,300 So late in the season? I warned you-- 83 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:50,810 I know one that's come available. 84 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:15,220 Isn't it an election year in the Wild West? 85 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,270 Who says I'm running? 86 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:18,320 It's perfect! It's beautiful! 87 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,000 Did I mention the ghosts? 88 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:22,560 It's everything I imagined. 89 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,200 I feel like a princess in a fairy tale. 90 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:25,800 You are a princess. 91 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:28,070 That's 'cause I married the prince. 92 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:30,670 I have her completely fooled, poor girl. 93 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,270 If I could fool a woman as pretty as your wife... 94 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:34,370 I wouldn't be a bachelor. 95 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,040 Now you've made her blush. 96 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,280 Don't be silly. Come and see the paintings. 97 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:05,440 {\an8}Come on. 98 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:23,530 Lady Plymdale? 99 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,000 Oh, is she the one with the big... 100 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,760 feet. Enormous feet. 101 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,430 Poor old Plymdale. 102 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,770 - Ace, queen, king, jack. - No honors. 103 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,170 No, no, no. John's yacht, John's rules. 104 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,870 Have it. Thank you. 105 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,280 Huge feet. Pontoons. 106 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:41,210 You know, if desire had an antidote... 107 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,440 it would be those pontoons of hers. 108 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,040 I grow ill thinking of them. 109 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,820 How many times have you been divorced, Tuppy? 110 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:48,980 3, 4? I've simply lost count. 111 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,180 That's bigamy. 112 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,520 Bigamy's having one wife too many. 113 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:53,290 So's monogamy. 114 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,130 One should always have a proper basis for marriage. 115 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,130 A mutual... 116 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,390 - misunderstanding? - Exactly. 117 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:01,400 A man can't be happy with one woman. 118 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,800 A man can be happy with any woman... 119 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,070 as long as he doesn't love her. 120 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:05,630 For a man who's never thought of getting married... 121 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,470 you seem to know an awful lot about it. 122 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:09,370 I thought very seriously of marrying. 123 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,380 That's why I'm still single. 124 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,640 Here, here. 125 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:13,980 I just haven't met the right woman, that's all. 126 00:09:14,050 --> 00:09:15,380 Look at Cecil, still with Edna. 127 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:18,720 One keeps one's eyes wide open before the wedding... 128 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:20,920 and half-shut after. 129 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:21,920 That's all there is to it. 130 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:23,190 Exactly. 131 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,180 John? 132 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,830 I fancy raising the stakes. 133 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,340 Oh! Lucky blighter! 134 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,680 You don't look as if you're enjoying yourself. 135 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,740 Oh, I am. It's a very nice party. 136 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:51,750 Can I get you a drink? 137 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:53,850 No, thank you, I don't drink. 138 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,410 You don't drink? 139 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:56,720 Do I seem like a prig? 140 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,380 No, of course not. 141 00:09:58,460 --> 00:09:59,450 It's the way I was raised. 142 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:01,500 In a convent? 143 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:06,530 By my aunt Julia, my father's sister. 144 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,630 My mother died when I was very little. 145 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,270 It's the only picture I have of her. 146 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:17,510 My father never remarried. 147 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:21,380 She's every bit as beautiful as her daughter. 148 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:23,940 Have I offended you? 149 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,150 I meant it as a compliment. 150 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,590 You pay me too many compliments, Lord Darlington. 151 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,710 I'll stop at once. 152 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:30,380 Thank you. 153 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,090 Just so you know, I meant every one of them. 154 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:38,520 You pretend to be bad, but you're not, really. 155 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,730 There is no good or bad. 156 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,030 People are either charming or tedious. 157 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,570 If I've been the latter, I sincerely apologize. 158 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,230 I'd like us to become friends. 159 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:46,640 We already are, aren't we? 160 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,640 Well, not if you keep flattering me... 161 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:50,910 and paying me silly compliments. 162 00:10:50,980 --> 00:10:52,570 Define silly. 163 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,410 I want your word. 164 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,470 I find the best way to keep my word... 165 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:58,110 is never to give it. 166 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:38,960 Look, it has to be something really special. 167 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,760 My wife's birthday? 168 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,410 What do you think? 169 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,920 The sapphire matches your eyes. 170 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,390 It's for my wife. 171 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:12,480 A man should never buy his wife jewelry. 172 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,990 And why is that? 173 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:16,730 It makes her wonder what he bought his mistress. 174 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,630 My wife has nothing to wonder about. 175 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:22,930 She's a lucky woman. 176 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,740 If I were your wife, this is what I'd want. 177 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:28,940 A fan? 178 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:32,340 Not for stirring the air, for stirring the heart. 179 00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:34,710 For centuries, an erotic language... 180 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:37,380 between men and women. 181 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,680 If a woman placed it on her breast... 182 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,950 like this, it meant, "I love you." 183 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:48,090 "When can I see you?" 184 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,600 "Wait for me." 185 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,430 "You may kiss me." 186 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,700 "We're being watched." 187 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:03,830 I'm sold. 188 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,260 Not for sale. 189 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:23,990 My mama... 190 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,440 Real gold. 191 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,270 If you give him everything... 192 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:34,430 who's going to buy me an espresso? 193 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,080 Oh, my back! 194 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,580 And Americans everywhere. 195 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,650 You'd never know there was a depression in that country. 196 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,760 They don't shop. They pillage! 197 00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:01,430 And they speak loudly. 198 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,870 Could the entire nation be hard-of-hearing? 199 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,840 Something in the diet, perhaps? 200 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,840 But we have American friends, mama. 201 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:10,340 Well, they don't need to know what we say about them, dear. 202 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:13,210 If everyone knew what everyone said of each other... 203 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,840 there wouldn't be 4 friends in the world. 204 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,390 I like America. 205 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,720 Name me another society that's come from barbarism... 206 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:21,380 to decadence without bothering... 207 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,120 to create a civilization in between. 208 00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,630 A tribute to American efficiency. 209 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,820 There's Mr. Windemere. 210 00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:29,260 Ooh, he must join us, then. 211 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,300 He can't see you, mama. 212 00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,360 Who's that with him? 213 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,060 Looks like his wife. 214 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:38,330 No, I don't think it is. 215 00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:44,880 I can't see now. They're getting into the car. 216 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,780 It must be the wife if she's getting into the car. 217 00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:48,110 It wasn't her. 218 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:51,120 Then I must know who it is! 219 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,480 I think we should mind our own business. 220 00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:55,790 My own business bores me. 221 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,160 I much prefer other people's. 222 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,290 Poor little Meg, she's so sweet. 223 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,300 And the girl has no mother. 224 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,730 I want to take her to my breast. 225 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,770 I had a similar thought. 226 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:09,930 I don't suppose Mr. Windemere would be pleased to hear it. 227 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,940 Marital bliss is a great burden... 228 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,670 to place on 2 people, Tuppy. 229 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,470 Sometimes a third person is needed to lighten the load. 230 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:20,880 It would seem Mr. Windemere agrees with you. 231 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,350 I can guess what you were doing. 232 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,910 Shopping for my birthday present? 233 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:07,720 I was right. 234 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,320 What did you get? 235 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,390 Not a thing. You're too old for presents. 236 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:13,900 A hint? 237 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,400 A tiny speck of a hint? 238 00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:17,270 You have to wait and see. 239 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,730 Perfume? 240 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,570 Stop it! 241 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,510 A book of poems? 242 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:24,770 Um, a dress? 243 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,780 A crocodile handbag like the one the contessa has... 244 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:30,790 with the little claws hanging off the bottom. 245 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,080 No more guessing. 246 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,090 Robert? 247 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,220 Mm-hmm? 248 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,380 Promise we won't end up like those... 249 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:40,020 old married couples sitting opposite each other... 250 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:42,290 at dinner twiddling our forks with nothing to say. 251 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,330 You, with nothing to say? 252 00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,730 I promise. 253 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,170 We'll always tell each other the truth? 254 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,210 Except around birthdays. 255 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:05,250 Ooh! You're feisty. What have you been reading? 256 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,580 What do you mean? 257 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,120 No, it's nice. 258 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,950 Turn out the lights. 259 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,580 But I like to see you. 260 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,150 Please? 261 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:35,910 I'll take them all. 262 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,210 Excuse me. 263 00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:40,410 Yes, I bought a suit. 264 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:43,050 It's being altered for Margaret Windemere. 265 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,390 Ah, Mrs. Windemere! 266 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:45,390 One moment, please. 267 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:46,930 Thank you. 268 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:53,990 Forgive me. 269 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,800 You're American, aren't you? 270 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,170 I'm from New York. Mrs. Erlynne. 271 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,140 Rhode island. Mrs. Windemere. 272 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:04,940 I need an opinion from home. 273 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,140 Now, be honest. 274 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,050 Would you wear it? 275 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:21,120 Well, it doesn't leave much to the imagination, does it? 276 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,320 That depends on the imagination. 277 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,990 Some men have more than others. 278 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,630 I suppose it's certainly immodest. 279 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,300 Do you think it's vulgar? 280 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,030 Some people might. 281 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:38,050 Is your husband with you? 282 00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,810 I'd love a man's opinion. 283 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,010 I can tell you, he's very conservative. 284 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,680 A woman doesn't always know her own husband. 285 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,310 Oh, I know Robert. We've been married over a year. 286 00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:50,720 A year? Practically forever. 287 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,730 Here it is, signora. 288 00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,560 Oh, thank you. 289 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,530 Thank you very much. Come back again to see us. 290 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,900 Yes. 291 00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:00,800 Good-bye. 292 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:02,340 You're not taking the hat? 293 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,030 The color looks perfect on you. 294 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,230 Don't you like it? 295 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,770 No, I have nowhere to wear it. 296 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,400 It's not exactly church on Sunday. 297 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,670 Why not? 298 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:12,540 Can you imagine what people would say? 299 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,710 If we're always guided by other people's thoughts... 300 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,680 what's the point of having our own? 301 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,450 It was nice meeting you, Mrs. Erwin. 302 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,450 Erlynne. 303 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,490 Erlynne! 304 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,340 She was staying in a pensione. 305 00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:45,350 Now she's in a villa a few minutes from the club! 306 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,740 He's there! 307 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,990 I can't help seeing him. 308 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:03,960 He comes and goes all hours of the day. 309 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:08,730 Of course, in public, she's always with other men. 310 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:14,770 She wears nothing but the latest fashions. 311 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,800 Somebody must be giving her a very generous allowance. 312 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:23,710 And she'll have her hand in Tuppy's pocket next... 313 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,840 if he doesn't wake up. 314 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,290 She's nothing better than a common prostitute! 315 00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:34,090 And Mrs. Windemere has no idea? 316 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,490 None at all. 317 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,440 Oh, terribly sorry. 318 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:50,480 She must be on the terrace. 319 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,500 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you. 320 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,550 Yes, you did. 321 00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:14,070 Yes, I did. What's that? 322 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,200 I'm making a menu for my birthday party. 323 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:19,900 What's Italian for lobster? 324 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,040 Very good. 325 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,980 Now you've made me hungry. Leave it. 326 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:30,710 Come on, everyone's lunching at the club. 327 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,760 OK, I'll get Robert. 328 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:45,330 Yes? 329 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:51,070 I thought you agreed not to call me at home. 330 00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:53,540 How can I seduce you if you always bring your husband? 331 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,110 Too slow! 332 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,810 All right. 333 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,110 Yes, yes, I'll be there. 334 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,120 In an hour. Robert! 335 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,420 OK, in an hour. Bye. 336 00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:08,890 Robert, it's quitting time. we're going to lunch. 337 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,930 Can't. Sorry. 338 00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:13,950 You're working. 339 00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,830 Money never sleeps. 340 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,590 Bugger! 341 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:23,230 All paying jobs absorb and degrade the mind. 342 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,030 You've never had a paying job. 343 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,570 I rest my case. 344 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,080 Cultivated leisure is man's true calling. 345 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,310 I'm going to have to send some telegrams in town. 346 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:32,310 I'll wait for you. 347 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,180 I'll be all afternoon. 348 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,440 I don't want you to waste the day. 349 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:38,880 Do you mind, John? 350 00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,350 Do I mind? 351 00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:42,320 No, of course not. 352 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,570 Now, if you have to escort that woman to the opera... 353 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,800 please don't sit with us. 354 00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,530 Think of Alessandra. 355 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,300 Mrs. Erlynne has her own seats. 356 00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:01,310 And who do you think pays for her seats? 357 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,470 Her uncle just died. 358 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,770 She's come into some money. 359 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,970 And Mr. Windemere's visits? 360 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:08,240 He's managing her investments, of course. 361 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,250 You're so fond of gossip... 362 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,750 you don't give the truth a chance to put its pants on. 363 00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:16,810 It's not the truth that's going without pants, caro Tuppy. 364 00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:19,490 Would you mind not smoking? 365 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,260 It makes me feel so romantic. 366 00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:26,200 Anything too stupid to be said is sung. 367 00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:27,330 How is that romantic? 368 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:31,500 And the women are all so fleshy. 369 00:23:31,570 --> 00:23:34,010 Excuse me, that's my foot. 370 00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:35,240 Right over here? 371 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,510 What did I tell you? 372 00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:55,990 Fried anchovies and clams in a bag. Delicious. 373 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,730 Careful, it's hot. 374 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,860 You told Robert we were going to the club. 375 00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:05,630 I have a very poor sense of direction. 376 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,680 You have a very poor sense of decorum. 377 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:10,070 I never use that word. I'm not sure what it means. 378 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:11,980 At the club, we'd be with other people. 379 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,040 You're right. 380 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:15,050 Here we are, in the sunshine... 381 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,380 eating fish literally just off the boat... 382 00:24:17,450 --> 00:24:19,650 when we could be squashed between Lord Tubby... 383 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,520 and Cecil the scintillating... 384 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:24,250 listening to one or the other gripe about his digestion. 385 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,390 While the contessa, in a counter-medley... 386 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:29,660 wails that Alessandra cares more for the mating habits... 387 00:24:29,730 --> 00:24:32,200 of the blue-bellied finch than those of her own species... 388 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,860 and the widow Plymdale bats her eyes longingly... 389 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:37,460 at every passing pair of trou. 390 00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:40,010 All of which, mind you, is time well spent in my book... 391 00:24:40,070 --> 00:24:42,200 so, yes, I take your point. I can't argue. 392 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,010 At the club, we'd be with other people. 393 00:24:46,410 --> 00:24:48,810 Afraid we'll be seen? 394 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,480 Set the chins wagging? 395 00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:55,350 Do you know what I find worse than being talked about? 396 00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:58,790 Not being talked about at all. 397 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,900 Mrs. Erlynne will see you upstairs. 398 00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:49,440 In her bedroom. 399 00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,040 Thank you. 400 00:25:51,110 --> 00:25:52,980 I won't be long. 401 00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:54,640 I won't be long! 402 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,660 This is expensive. 403 00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:11,320 Nothing but the best for you. 404 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,830 I know. I paid for it. 405 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,660 Well, there is that. 406 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,000 Should we be drinking this early in the day? 407 00:26:17,070 --> 00:26:20,170 Well, somewhere in the world it's very late. 408 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,070 I don't want you thinking I make a habit of this. 409 00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:24,910 Is that why you look so guilty? 410 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:26,950 I don't like lying to her. 411 00:26:27,010 --> 00:26:28,350 I should go. 412 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,210 She's only gone to lunch. 413 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:35,020 This is all the cash I have right now. 414 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:37,350 I'll set you up with an account. 415 00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:39,860 You can draw on it directly. 416 00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:42,520 I met Meg. 417 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,530 It was by chance. 418 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,360 It's all right. 419 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,530 She had no idea who I was. 420 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,760 You spoke to her? 421 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,930 Mm-hmm. For a minute. 422 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:54,770 She's very pretty. 423 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,710 How did you two meet? 424 00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:58,510 Was it love at first sight? 425 00:26:58,580 --> 00:26:59,840 I have to go. 426 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,540 I'm curious. 427 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,520 It's only natural. 428 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,210 There's no point to these questions. 429 00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:07,450 Do you love her? 430 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,780 Very much. 431 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:12,890 I'd rather cut off my arm than see Meg hurt. 432 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,330 Are you protecting her or your reputation? 433 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,420 You don't know me at all. 434 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,400 Did he work on your wedding night? 435 00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:26,130 No! No. 436 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:27,570 He's... 437 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,080 he's very conscientious... 438 00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:30,740 and I respect him for it. 439 00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:32,070 Suppose it wasn't work. 440 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,740 Suppose he had a mistress. 441 00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:35,910 Well, I couldn't respect that. 442 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,580 Once a wife's been betrayed... 443 00:27:37,650 --> 00:27:39,590 she has the freedom to do likewise. 444 00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:42,250 No, that would make her as bad as her husband, wouldn't it? 445 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,420 Modern marriage thrives on mutual deception. 446 00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:46,760 Robert and I are completely honest with each other. 447 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:48,420 You should make him your model. 448 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,190 I intend to... 449 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:51,630 from this moment on. 450 00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:54,970 Don't you like it? 451 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,430 Oh, I'm saving it for Robert. 452 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,100 He loves figs. 453 00:28:00,170 --> 00:28:01,640 Share mine, then. 454 00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:07,110 Can we go to the telegraph office? 455 00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:09,310 Um, he probably hasn't eaten. 456 00:28:13,290 --> 00:28:15,450 Alberto? 457 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,620 Fabrizio? 458 00:28:17,690 --> 00:28:19,630 What's his name? 459 00:28:19,690 --> 00:28:21,630 Mario? 460 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,460 Barman. 461 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:25,120 Whisky. 462 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,630 And another thing... 463 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,030 your Mrs. Erlynne has no principles at all. 464 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:31,090 Oh, I like people more than principles. 465 00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:33,970 And people without principles even better. 466 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,480 But Lord Augustus, she only wants you for your money. 467 00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:38,980 Now, why shouldn't she? 468 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,640 It's my best asset. 469 00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:41,980 Oldish, fattish... 470 00:28:42,050 --> 00:28:43,310 absolutely no brain... 471 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,150 heaps and heaps of banknotes. 472 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:46,980 No need to put yourself down, Tuppy. 473 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:48,650 Your friends can always do that. 474 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,120 Hear, hear. 475 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,750 Down by the marina, strolling along... 476 00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:56,160 pretty as you please... 477 00:28:56,230 --> 00:28:58,890 guess who I saw with Lord Darlington? 478 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,500 They haven't seen him today. 479 00:29:30,260 --> 00:29:32,200 Do you know where my husband is? 480 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,570 I thought he left after you, signora. 481 00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:40,070 Robert? 482 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,190 Hey. How was lunch? 483 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,560 We went to the telegraph office. 484 00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:06,960 Where were you? 485 00:30:07,030 --> 00:30:08,470 Well, we... 486 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,630 we must have just missed each other. 487 00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:45,110 Now I see uncle. 488 00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:47,300 He's with the American woman. 489 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,770 Too much rouge and not enough clothing. 490 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,080 She's appealing to the worst in the poor man. 491 00:30:54,150 --> 00:30:55,780 It's what women do best. 492 00:30:55,850 --> 00:30:59,290 I heard she left New York without paying her hotel bill. 493 00:30:59,350 --> 00:31:00,790 Quite a scandal. 494 00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:02,760 Who, someone you know? 495 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,990 Someone you don't want to know. 496 00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:06,690 No. Steer clear. 497 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,390 She's the one with Lord Augustus. 498 00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:11,630 You've met Mrs. Erlynne, haven't you? 499 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,790 No. 500 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,990 But I've seen you. 501 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,970 Ooh, was that your foot? 502 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,970 Wherever do you find shoes to fit? 503 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,880 My feet are in perfect proportion to the rest of me. 504 00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:25,880 Oh, yes, of course. 505 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,040 Though I will admit they have a habit... 506 00:31:27,110 --> 00:31:29,580 of finding themselves in peculiar places. 507 00:31:29,650 --> 00:31:31,810 Those people are staring right at us. 508 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,180 Who? 509 00:31:36,990 --> 00:31:38,480 Oh, don't worry about them. 510 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,000 It's my brother's wife and her friend Lady Plymdale. 511 00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:44,000 Lord Plymdale passed on last year. 512 00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:45,230 Liver, I think. 513 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:46,490 Poor woman. 514 00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:48,330 Oh, yes. Very sad. 515 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,000 Her hair turned quite gold with grief. 516 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,670 Erlynne, that's right. 517 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:56,330 Yeah, she--she came into some money. 518 00:31:56,410 --> 00:31:58,350 I made an investment for her. 519 00:31:58,410 --> 00:31:59,970 An inheritance, I suppose. 520 00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:01,140 Yes. 521 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,680 Ah, the woman in the shop. 522 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:05,010 I told you, remember? The dress. 523 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,320 No back and almost no front. 524 00:32:07,390 --> 00:32:09,520 You could see everything. It was indecent. 525 00:32:09,590 --> 00:32:11,790 You're just not used to Italian fashions, that's all. 526 00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:14,690 Oh, no, I'm sure your wife is on the mark, Mr. Windemere. 527 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,250 Mrs. Erlynne is a notorious jezebel. 528 00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:18,760 That's a slanderous statement. 529 00:32:18,830 --> 00:32:21,030 If you can't back it up, I wouldn't repeat it. 530 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:24,040 Robert always gives everybody the benefit of the doubt. 531 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,870 I'm sorry. I--I just don't like gossip. 532 00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,270 Gossip's all right. 533 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:29,740 It's the moralizing that's in poor taste. 534 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:34,280 She's got her eye on me, if you know what I mean. 535 00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:35,410 So I wouldn't worry about what they say about you. 536 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,850 It's all cats in a bag. 537 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,440 Why? What do they say about me? 538 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,180 That I'm a wanton woman? 539 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,720 Brazen... 540 00:32:43,790 --> 00:32:45,320 with a past. 541 00:32:45,390 --> 00:32:47,550 A brazen woman. Oh, dear. 542 00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:49,030 Well, you're very brazen yourself... 543 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,260 to be seen in my company. 544 00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:52,560 Well, I've got a bit of a past myself, you know. 545 00:32:52,630 --> 00:32:53,830 Married and divorced twice. 546 00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:56,230 Well, every experience is of value. 547 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,170 And whatever you say about marriage... 548 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,730 it certainly is an experience. 549 00:32:59,810 --> 00:33:01,570 People call something an experience... 550 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,410 they usually mean it was a mistake. 551 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,840 I couldn't agree more. 552 00:33:04,910 --> 00:33:08,310 We've all got a couple of skeletons in the closet. 553 00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:10,750 If they're going to rattle, they may as well dance. 554 00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:12,580 You're absolutely right. 555 00:33:12,650 --> 00:33:15,250 Mmm. Whenever anyone agrees with me... 556 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,920 I'm sure I must be wrong. 557 00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:18,690 Oh, you like to be the odd man out, do you? 558 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,250 Well, I'll never understand women. 559 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:22,990 Women don't want to be understood. 560 00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:24,360 They want to be loved. 561 00:33:24,430 --> 00:33:26,420 You're dead wrong on that. 562 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,660 You're very understanding. 563 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:32,930 That girl in lilac, do you know her? 564 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:35,100 Um, oh, yes, yes. 565 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,170 It's Robert's wife. 566 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,610 Um, newlyweds. All lovey-dovey. Very charming. 567 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,010 Really? 568 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,180 Well, I wish she'd stop staring at me. 569 00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:47,550 She isn't at all. 570 00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,590 Those women must be giving her an earful. 571 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,780 You mustn't mind. 572 00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:54,380 I don't as a rule. 573 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,130 Look, it's terribly stuffy in here. 574 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,790 I can hardly breathe. 575 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,890 Shall we go? Would you mind? 576 00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:04,800 I can't think of anything I'd mind less. 577 00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:06,340 Good. 578 00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:10,800 I can't believe it. 579 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,400 She's got him. 580 00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:16,120 Poor Tuppy. 581 00:34:27,890 --> 00:34:29,520 Shall I get a taxi? 582 00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:32,670 Could we walk? 583 00:34:32,730 --> 00:34:34,390 Why not? 584 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,000 Beautiful city. 585 00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:40,010 The Romans call it the land of the sirens... 586 00:34:40,070 --> 00:34:41,510 from Homer's "Odyssey." 587 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,840 Is that so? Mmm. 588 00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:44,170 Aren't you clever? 589 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,510 I read it somewhere. 590 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:47,170 Oh, I like a good read myself. 591 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,840 But nothing too laborious. 592 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,850 I don't want to tamper with natural ignorance. 593 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,350 It's the key to happiness. 594 00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:53,680 Do you really think so? 595 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:56,190 Oh, absolutely. Good health, it's important... 596 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,850 but ignorance is the key. 597 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,720 Too much knowledge, and you're doomed. 598 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:11,230 Well, here we are. 599 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,410 Aren't you going to invite me in for a nightcap? 600 00:35:17,110 --> 00:35:18,540 The sirens were said... 601 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:20,880 to be half woman, half monster. 602 00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:24,710 They lured the sailors with their songs. 603 00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:28,720 The ships crashed on the rocks, and the men all drowned. 604 00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:30,380 Oh, let's go in. 605 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:32,760 You can tell me more about it. 606 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,730 Poor Lady Plymdale. 607 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,740 I think she really likes Tuppy. 608 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:48,740 Where do you suppose they went? 609 00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:50,240 Who? 610 00:35:50,310 --> 00:35:52,070 Tuppy and Mrs. Erlynne. 611 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,410 Probably back to her apartment. 612 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,420 Probably. 613 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,250 Do you think he'll invite her to my party? 614 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,120 I'll make sure he doesn't. 615 00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:04,590 Well, don't be mean about it. 616 00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:06,090 Of course not. 617 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,420 It's just... 618 00:36:07,490 --> 00:36:10,090 I don't want anyone to be uncomfortable, you know? 619 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,930 Someone like that, it makes things awkward. 620 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,430 Yes. 621 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,260 You can say it's a small party-- 622 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,270 private, just friends. No investors. 623 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:19,270 All right! 624 00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:21,600 Hey, it's not just girl gossip. 625 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,940 John Darlington knows all about it. 626 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:30,940 He said her friend is a married man. 627 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:32,540 It's disgusting-- 628 00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:35,150 You know what? People like to hear themselves talk. 629 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,450 Why do you insist on defending her? 630 00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:41,790 I'm not defending her. 631 00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:43,230 Yes, you are. 632 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,820 Let's drop it. 633 00:36:47,530 --> 00:36:48,970 It's just... 634 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,940 well, should you be helping her invest? 635 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,200 I mean, everyone knows how she came into the money. 636 00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:54,740 It just doesn't look right. 637 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:56,400 New topic. 638 00:36:58,210 --> 00:36:59,440 Close your eyes. 639 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:01,140 Robert... 640 00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:02,840 close your eyes. 641 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,490 It's after midnight. 642 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,190 Happy birthday. 643 00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:32,010 It's beautiful. 644 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,670 Do you like it? 645 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,010 Robert... 646 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,550 thank you. 647 00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:39,680 I love you. 648 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:41,050 I love you, too. 649 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,730 Oh, my. 650 00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:08,240 You like it? 651 00:38:09,950 --> 00:38:14,050 Food is the rock on which we build. 652 00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:19,560 No love is pure and simple as the love of food. 653 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:22,890 Love is rarely pure, Lord Augustus, and never simple. 654 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,730 I don't think you've been in love, Mrs. Erlynne. 655 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,730 You may presume to call me Stella... 656 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,740 but don't presume to know my heart. 657 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,770 For your information, I'm always in love. 658 00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:34,170 Good. 659 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,400 Excellent attitude. 660 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,810 And you're beautiful. 661 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,570 Smart, too. 662 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,240 Smarter than me, I expect... 663 00:38:40,310 --> 00:38:42,410 but that's not saying much, I'm afraid. 664 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,580 No, I think I'll do very well to marry you. 665 00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:47,750 How very practical. 666 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:51,590 Oh, I've begun too many romances out of sentiment. 667 00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:53,680 They always end in settlement. 668 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,090 I could listen to you all night, Lord Augustus. 669 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,890 Tuppy, please. 670 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,930 You'll think about my offer? 671 00:39:04,170 --> 00:39:06,110 Men don't marry women like me. 672 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:09,270 There aren't any women like you. 673 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:11,440 At least, not among the women that I've met... 674 00:39:11,510 --> 00:39:13,340 and you can imagine I've met my share. 675 00:39:13,410 --> 00:39:14,780 I was married. 676 00:39:14,850 --> 00:39:16,280 I didn't take to it. 677 00:39:16,350 --> 00:39:17,580 People change. 678 00:39:17,650 --> 00:39:19,680 You might feel differently. 679 00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:23,450 When I think of it, I think of a room... 680 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,320 where you can't open a window. 681 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:28,650 Where there is no window. 682 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:33,000 Every day you wake up, and the room is smaller. 683 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:37,300 You don't notice, not at first. 684 00:39:37,370 --> 00:39:39,310 It happens slowly. 685 00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:41,640 In inches. 686 00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:45,650 Then one morning, you open your eyes... 687 00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:47,810 and the room's so small 688 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,870 you... 689 00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:51,650 you can't move. 690 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,580 You can't take a breath. 691 00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:57,690 You have to get out. 692 00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:01,420 You can't think of anything else... 693 00:40:01,490 --> 00:40:03,790 or anyone else. 694 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,530 You married the wrong man, that's all. 695 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,300 He married the wrong woman. 696 00:40:14,410 --> 00:40:15,810 It's late. 697 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,780 It's time for bed. 698 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,010 Sleep. 699 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,840 "...Perchance to dream." 700 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,350 That's the Bard, you know. 701 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:26,180 I'm a bit of a reader myself. 702 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,220 So you said. Good night, Tuppy. 703 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,990 I hate the taste of tobacco. 704 00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:35,220 Oh. 705 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,600 Well, that's it then. 706 00:40:47,510 --> 00:40:49,940 I quit. On the spot. 707 00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:54,910 What else can I tell you? 708 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:59,710 I'm a very rich man, you know. 709 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:02,550 You're a very nice man. 710 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,090 Go to bed. 711 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:11,430 You know, I'm glad I quit. 712 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,530 Filthy habit, really. 713 00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:21,440 Good night. 714 00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:57,770 Is there gonna be a lion tamer... 715 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,440 or is it just the usual clowns? 716 00:41:59,510 --> 00:42:01,110 Robert was afraid it might rain. 717 00:42:01,180 --> 00:42:03,270 I really just wanted a few people for dinner... 718 00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:05,280 but he said, "You only turn 21 once." 719 00:42:05,350 --> 00:42:07,290 I know plenty of very respectable women... 720 00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:09,790 who, of their own accord, turn 35 year after year. 721 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,620 I'm sure you can be 21 as many times. 722 00:42:11,690 --> 00:42:13,280 I think it's silly to lie about your age. 723 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,120 You have no redeeming vices. 724 00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:16,960 I hope not. 725 00:42:17,030 --> 00:42:18,760 Happy birthday. 726 00:42:20,530 --> 00:42:22,470 The invitation said no gifts. 727 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,160 That's why I brought it now. 728 00:42:28,710 --> 00:42:30,140 It's too expensive. 729 00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:32,240 I--I know you don't mean anything by it... 730 00:42:32,310 --> 00:42:33,300 but it just-- it wouldn't look right. 731 00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:34,440 Gold looks right with everything. 732 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:37,310 Just wear it. No one has to know. 733 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:39,110 Well, I'd know. 734 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:40,920 I do mean something by it. 735 00:42:40,990 --> 00:42:41,920 Please-- 736 00:42:41,990 --> 00:42:43,320 It's a gift of friendship, Maggie. 737 00:42:43,390 --> 00:42:46,330 Please. Now, you'll hurt me deeply if you refuse. 738 00:42:46,390 --> 00:42:48,120 Now look what you've made me do. 739 00:42:48,190 --> 00:42:50,560 A little sincerity can be a very dangerous thing. 740 00:42:50,630 --> 00:42:52,000 Any more of it could be fatal. 741 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,030 Now just take the damn thing... 742 00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:55,690 before I die and ruin your terrace. 743 00:42:57,570 --> 00:42:59,600 It's very pretty. Thank you. 744 00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:05,110 Where's Robert? 745 00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:06,610 Off sending another telegram? 746 00:43:08,410 --> 00:43:10,850 Signora, the florist is waiting for his money. 747 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,510 He'll have to get it from Mr. Windemere. 748 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,180 I'm sorry. Can he come back later? 749 00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:15,780 Doesn't Robert keep a checkbook in his office? 750 00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:16,880 Can you sign on the account? 751 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,220 Ah, yes, of course. 752 00:43:18,290 --> 00:43:20,190 Uh, tell him to wait. 753 00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,520 I'll see you tonight. 754 00:43:21,590 --> 00:43:23,360 People don't always behave the way we expect. 755 00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:25,020 In fact, it's really just the opposite. 756 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:26,930 The truth is I don't want to see you hurt. 757 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,030 What are you talking about? 758 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:31,040 You may need a friend one of these days. 759 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:32,700 When you do, I'm here. 760 00:43:32,770 --> 00:43:34,540 Will you remember that? 761 00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:36,410 Yes, of course. 762 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:20,300 I came as quickly as I could. 763 00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:23,350 We're all so distressed over it. 764 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:27,980 But you mustn't take it personally. 765 00:45:28,050 --> 00:45:30,990 Mrs. Erlynne is one of those women... 766 00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:34,650 that attract men like a bee to a flame. 767 00:45:34,730 --> 00:45:36,160 Eh? 768 00:45:36,230 --> 00:45:37,990 A moth. 769 00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:40,190 Bee to a moth. Mmm. 770 00:45:43,070 --> 00:45:45,500 There must be some other explanation. 771 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,840 I have an idea. 772 00:45:53,910 --> 00:45:55,850 Shall we go for a walk? 773 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,210 Hmm? 774 00:46:04,090 --> 00:46:06,690 Tesoro, when there's marriage without love... 775 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,850 there'll be love without marriage. 776 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:10,860 No, but Robert and I married for love. 777 00:46:10,930 --> 00:46:13,200 You married for love, of course. And so did I. 778 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:15,360 But before the year was over... 779 00:46:15,430 --> 00:46:18,200 Benito was lifting all kinds of petticoats. 780 00:46:18,270 --> 00:46:20,370 I had to dismiss my best maid. 781 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,870 Oh, no, no. 782 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:23,200 I remember. 783 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,210 I passed her on to my cousin. 784 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,040 Oh, her husband was so short-sighted, I thought. 785 00:46:29,450 --> 00:46:31,880 But he navigated by scent, it seems. 786 00:46:31,950 --> 00:46:33,920 So unfortunate. 787 00:46:35,450 --> 00:46:36,890 Believe me, darling. 788 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,550 It happens to us all. 789 00:46:38,620 --> 00:46:41,060 Undying love is like the ghost in your villa. 790 00:46:41,130 --> 00:46:44,390 Everybody talks about it, but try and find one person... 791 00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,900 who has seen it. 792 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:47,660 Come on. Come on. 793 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:51,900 May I ask you a favor? 794 00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:53,410 Anything at all. 795 00:46:53,470 --> 00:46:55,340 About, uh, Mrs. Erlynne. 796 00:46:55,410 --> 00:46:56,540 Ah... 797 00:46:56,610 --> 00:46:58,410 very clever woman. 798 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,140 She threw me out last night. 799 00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:01,740 Knows what a fool I am. 800 00:47:01,810 --> 00:47:03,910 Knows it as well as I do myself. 801 00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:06,280 She's meeting me here for tea, though. 802 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,820 It's a great thing, I tell you... 803 00:47:11,890 --> 00:47:13,830 to come across a woman who thoroughly understands me. 804 00:47:13,890 --> 00:47:16,730 Would you mind, uh, not bringing her to our party tonight? 805 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,230 That's the favor? 806 00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:22,500 Well, Meg feels it might make things awkward. 807 00:47:22,570 --> 00:47:23,760 So it's true, then. 808 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,270 I didn't believe it. 809 00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:28,100 I--I don't believe it now. You don't seem the type... 810 00:47:28,170 --> 00:47:30,610 though I will say Mrs. Erlynne's damn fascinating. 811 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,940 Hard to resist. But... 812 00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:35,000 you're not serious, are you? 813 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,610 I warn you, you'll have to fight me for her. 814 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,710 And I'm a man in love. 815 00:47:40,790 --> 00:47:43,350 What are you talking about? 816 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,460 This way, Mrs. Erlynne. 817 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:56,960 Come with me. 818 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,300 Where are you taking me? 819 00:47:58,370 --> 00:47:59,630 Let go of my arm. 820 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:00,670 I have to talk to you. 821 00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:02,470 I'm meeting Lord Augustus. 822 00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:04,100 You must leave Amalfi at once. 823 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:05,470 Leave? 824 00:48:05,540 --> 00:48:06,810 And go where? 825 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,640 You've paid my rent here for the season. 826 00:48:08,710 --> 00:48:10,080 I'll pay it somewhere else. 827 00:48:10,150 --> 00:48:11,810 I want you on the first plane out tomorrow. 828 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,380 - I don't understand. - People are talking! 829 00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:15,150 About us. 830 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:18,290 I don't see the humor. 831 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,990 Bury a real secret... 832 00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:22,490 and a false one pops up in its place? 833 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,500 There's a certain irony, you have to admit. 834 00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,670 I'm not ready to leave. 835 00:48:28,730 --> 00:48:30,330 I'm enjoying myself here. 836 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,170 I'm begging you. 837 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,670 Think of Meg. 838 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:36,470 If she knew that you were her mother... 839 00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:39,780 it would destroy her. 840 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:42,140 Meg, or the magnificent Windemeres? 841 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:45,670 Family scandal is unhealthy for aspiring politicians. 842 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:47,340 I'm not the only pragmatist in this room. 843 00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:49,360 Pragmatist? 844 00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:51,360 20 years... 845 00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:53,620 and not a word. 846 00:48:53,690 --> 00:48:55,290 You turn up when she marries a man with money. 847 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,690 You call that pragmatism? I can think of other words. 848 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,760 Are you trying to hurt my feelings? 849 00:48:59,830 --> 00:49:01,200 Do you have any? 850 00:49:01,270 --> 00:49:03,830 That can't be purchased, I mean. 851 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,700 How much... 852 00:49:05,770 --> 00:49:08,070 to get you on the first flight out? 853 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:15,350 I feel every time he's kissed me, it's filthy. 854 00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:17,910 A lie every minute we've been together. 855 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:22,610 How could he? 856 00:49:22,690 --> 00:49:26,180 Every man is born truthful, and every man dies a liar. 857 00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:29,720 Now, whatever you do, you mustn't make a scene. 858 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,320 It's too unpleasant, and you waste energy. 859 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,360 No, of course not. I wouldn't. 860 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,410 Crying is the refuge of plain women. 861 00:49:39,470 --> 00:49:41,670 Pretty women go shopping. 862 00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:56,080 Be on that plane. 863 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,950 I'll send the cash. 864 00:50:07,330 --> 00:50:09,830 Did I hear you correctly? 865 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:13,700 That Meg Windemere is your daughter? 866 00:50:13,770 --> 00:50:15,430 My daughter? 867 00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:17,140 Robert's wife? 868 00:50:17,210 --> 00:50:18,440 Yes. 869 00:50:18,510 --> 00:50:20,280 How dare you. 870 00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:22,320 She must be 20 at least. 871 00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:24,280 Her mother? 872 00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:26,790 Do I look as old as all that? 873 00:50:26,850 --> 00:50:28,480 No, no, no. 874 00:50:28,550 --> 00:50:30,280 Of course not. 875 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,120 I, um... 876 00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:34,320 I must've nodded off. 877 00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:36,450 You were dozing. 878 00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:38,560 Go back to sleep. 879 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,340 Come on. 880 00:51:10,730 --> 00:51:12,490 Oh, no. No business tonight. 881 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:13,830 We can talk another day. 882 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:15,490 - Hey, good to see you. - Lovely party. 883 00:51:15,570 --> 00:51:17,160 More champagne. 884 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,170 Welcome. Have a great party. 885 00:51:21,070 --> 00:51:22,910 Hey, Hubert. 886 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,360 Good evening, Mr. Dumby. 887 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,700 Oh, good evening, Mrs. Stutfield. 888 00:51:54,770 --> 00:51:57,210 Last party of the season, I suppose. 889 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,870 It's been a delightful season, hasn't it? 890 00:51:58,940 --> 00:52:00,710 Oh, yes! Quite delightful. 891 00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:02,540 Good evening, Lady Plymdale. 892 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,380 Well, here it is, the last party of the season. 893 00:52:05,450 --> 00:52:06,890 Oh, I suppose so. 894 00:52:06,950 --> 00:52:09,390 It's been a very dull season, though, hasn't it? 895 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,050 Oh, yes, dreadfully dull. 896 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,390 Evening, Cecil. 897 00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:13,720 Hello, Dumby. 898 00:52:13,790 --> 00:52:16,230 I suppose this will be the last party of the season. 899 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:17,390 Oh, surely not. 900 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:18,730 Probably 2 more at least. 901 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,000 Oh, I say, Darlington, I had the oddest dream today. 902 00:52:22,070 --> 00:52:23,590 A bit of it has just come back to me. 903 00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:25,000 So what are we drinking? 904 00:52:25,070 --> 00:52:26,330 Where's the birthday girl? 905 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:27,430 Transforming herself. 906 00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:29,070 Sausages and women... 907 00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:31,240 if you want to enjoy the experience... 908 00:52:31,310 --> 00:52:33,280 never watch the preparation of either. 909 00:53:47,637 --> 00:53:48,897 Is that new? 910 00:53:48,967 --> 00:53:50,737 Just out of the box. Do you like it? 911 00:53:50,807 --> 00:53:52,737 You might be a little cold. I'll get you a wrap. 912 00:53:52,807 --> 00:53:54,577 And spoil the lines? Didn't your friend... 913 00:53:54,647 --> 00:53:56,577 teach you anything about Italian fashion? 914 00:53:56,647 --> 00:53:57,907 My friend? 915 00:53:57,977 --> 00:53:59,917 I saw the checks. Don't even. 916 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,347 Ah, Lady Plymdale. 917 00:54:01,417 --> 00:54:02,647 So good of you to come. 918 00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:04,247 Do you want another glass of champagne? 919 00:54:04,317 --> 00:54:05,587 I'd love some. 920 00:54:05,657 --> 00:54:07,417 Let's get us both some. 921 00:54:07,487 --> 00:54:09,757 Why don't you ask me how I am? 922 00:54:09,827 --> 00:54:11,917 I like people to ask me how I am. 923 00:54:11,997 --> 00:54:14,257 It shows a widespread interest in my health... 924 00:54:14,327 --> 00:54:16,797 and you can't imagine how comforting that is. 925 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:19,757 Lovely party, eh? 926 00:54:19,837 --> 00:54:21,097 How are you, Cecil? 927 00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:22,467 Oh, not well at all. 928 00:54:22,537 --> 00:54:26,267 I--I'd like Alessandra to meet Mr. Hopper from Australia. 929 00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:27,777 Would you introduce her? 930 00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:30,107 I--would you just excuse me for one moment? 931 00:54:30,177 --> 00:54:31,617 Go with Mr. Windemere. 932 00:54:31,677 --> 00:54:33,047 Thank you. 933 00:54:33,117 --> 00:54:34,547 She's my last, you know. 934 00:54:34,617 --> 00:54:35,947 I will miss her. 935 00:54:36,017 --> 00:54:38,387 But it's best to get them out of the nest... 936 00:54:38,457 --> 00:54:39,717 before they turn on you. 937 00:54:40,757 --> 00:54:42,517 Girls begin by loving their mothers... 938 00:54:42,587 --> 00:54:44,027 but as they grow, they judge us. 939 00:54:44,097 --> 00:54:46,117 Rarely do they forgive us. 940 00:54:49,127 --> 00:54:51,797 Oh, poor fool. 941 00:54:51,867 --> 00:54:53,397 He'll never learn. 942 00:54:53,467 --> 00:54:55,807 Which fool? Don't make me choose. 943 00:54:55,867 --> 00:54:57,137 Tuppy. 944 00:54:57,207 --> 00:54:58,637 He's brought Mrs. Erlynne. 945 00:54:58,707 --> 00:55:01,147 All the women will snub her. You wait and see. 946 00:55:01,207 --> 00:55:03,937 She may have better luck with the men. 947 00:55:04,017 --> 00:55:07,537 It is because of men that women distrust other women. 948 00:55:07,617 --> 00:55:10,147 Women don't trust women. Men don't trust women. 949 00:55:10,217 --> 00:55:11,817 No one trusts women. 950 00:55:11,887 --> 00:55:15,257 It's what binds the Hindu and the Catholic. 951 00:55:26,237 --> 00:55:28,827 I know I promised, but I must tell you... 952 00:55:28,907 --> 00:55:30,667 how beautiful you look tonight. 953 00:55:30,737 --> 00:55:33,007 Well, if you must, you must. 954 00:55:34,407 --> 00:55:35,847 I beg your pardon. 955 00:55:35,907 --> 00:55:37,507 I was looking for someone else. 956 00:55:37,577 --> 00:55:39,177 Well, you found me. 957 00:55:39,247 --> 00:55:41,347 Mrs. Erlynne... 958 00:55:41,417 --> 00:55:43,507 may I call you Stella? 959 00:55:43,587 --> 00:55:46,017 Lord Augustus is getting me champagne. 960 00:55:46,087 --> 00:55:47,857 You and I can trade favors. 961 00:55:49,427 --> 00:55:50,857 Tempting, but no. 962 00:55:50,927 --> 00:55:52,687 And I'd rather he didn't see us... 963 00:55:52,767 --> 00:55:54,357 standing out here under the moonlight. 964 00:55:54,427 --> 00:55:55,697 He might misunderstand. 965 00:55:55,767 --> 00:55:56,857 Hear me out. 966 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:58,957 Windemere's fortune exceeds Tuppy's. 967 00:55:59,037 --> 00:56:00,527 Why change horses now? 968 00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:03,197 You can have what you want, and Meg's free. 969 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:04,797 Free? 970 00:56:04,877 --> 00:56:07,067 She hasn't the courage to leave him. 971 00:56:07,147 --> 00:56:09,877 But if it's clear to her that he's with you... 972 00:56:09,947 --> 00:56:11,107 He's not. 973 00:56:12,617 --> 00:56:15,547 You've been buying idle gossip, Lord Darlington. 974 00:56:15,617 --> 00:56:17,717 You should get a refund. 975 00:56:17,787 --> 00:56:19,757 Excuse me. 976 00:56:19,827 --> 00:56:21,917 I--I had to invite her, Dumby. 977 00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:24,287 The point is she's a changed woman, transformed. 978 00:56:24,357 --> 00:56:25,917 You can--you can see it in her eyes. 979 00:56:25,997 --> 00:56:27,797 Do you think she'd look at you if you were poor? 980 00:56:27,867 --> 00:56:30,097 Do you think I'd look at her if she were ugly? 981 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:32,967 Fair's fair, exchange rates and so forth. 982 00:56:33,037 --> 00:56:34,837 Well, I know she's had her this and her that... 983 00:56:34,907 --> 00:56:37,397 but if a man can tolerate his own past... 984 00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:39,707 why not a past in his wife? 985 00:56:39,777 --> 00:56:41,707 At any rate, it's wipe the slate. 986 00:56:41,777 --> 00:56:42,867 Clean start. 987 00:56:42,947 --> 00:56:45,037 She and I, we... 988 00:56:45,117 --> 00:56:46,677 we understand each other. 989 00:56:46,747 --> 00:56:49,777 And you know what they say, every saint has a past... 990 00:56:49,857 --> 00:56:52,687 every sinner has a future. 991 00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:54,587 And... 992 00:56:56,427 --> 00:56:59,417 I'm going to ask her to marry me if she'll have me. 993 00:56:59,497 --> 00:57:04,027 You know--you know why they call it an altar, Tuppy? 994 00:57:04,097 --> 00:57:06,997 It's where they make human sacrifices. 995 00:57:08,237 --> 00:57:10,707 I had a dream about Mrs. Erlynne today. 996 00:57:10,777 --> 00:57:12,297 Yes, well... 997 00:57:12,377 --> 00:57:13,707 you couldn't help it, I suppose. 998 00:57:13,777 --> 00:57:17,267 She, uh--She is quite the woman. 999 00:57:18,377 --> 00:57:20,977 But, um, in the future... 1000 00:57:21,047 --> 00:57:24,217 please try to dream of someone else. 1001 00:57:24,287 --> 00:57:25,947 Well... 1002 00:57:46,847 --> 00:57:49,307 Don't you think you've had enough? 1003 00:58:04,027 --> 00:58:05,427 Lovely party. 1004 00:58:05,497 --> 00:58:07,517 Thanks for coming. 1005 00:58:10,597 --> 00:58:12,497 Meg? 1006 00:58:12,567 --> 00:58:14,227 I have to change. 1007 00:58:14,307 --> 00:58:15,597 Did you see her? 1008 00:58:15,667 --> 00:58:16,937 Don't. 1009 00:58:17,007 --> 00:58:18,597 You're lovely. 1010 00:58:18,677 --> 00:58:21,197 It's ridiculous on a woman her age. 1011 00:58:21,277 --> 00:58:23,337 Why didn't you tell me? 1012 00:58:24,917 --> 00:58:27,317 You said you were my friend. 1013 00:58:27,387 --> 00:58:29,317 Men and women can't be friends. 1014 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:34,857 Meg. 1015 00:58:34,927 --> 00:58:36,047 No. 1016 00:58:55,607 --> 00:58:58,737 Can you stay with him? 1017 00:58:58,817 --> 00:59:00,477 Can you... 1018 00:59:00,547 --> 00:59:02,707 can you get into bed with him tonight? 1019 00:59:02,787 --> 00:59:05,017 Tomorrow night, nights after that? 1020 00:59:06,957 --> 00:59:08,687 You said yourself, there's no forgiving a man... 1021 00:59:08,757 --> 00:59:10,127 who betrays his wife. 1022 00:59:10,197 --> 00:59:12,557 And what will you choose, false degrading marriage... 1023 00:59:12,627 --> 00:59:14,427 or your own true self, free of compromise. 1024 00:59:14,497 --> 00:59:15,927 I've loved you from the beginning. 1025 00:59:15,997 --> 00:59:17,257 It's the truth. 1026 00:59:17,337 --> 00:59:19,097 Moment you held out your hand to me in the glove shop... 1027 00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:20,697 I thought, "There she is." 1028 00:59:20,767 --> 00:59:24,397 And then, suppose I'd walked by without stopping? 1029 00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:26,947 Just the thought of it... 1030 00:59:27,007 --> 00:59:28,807 I've never loved anyone until now. 1031 00:59:28,877 --> 00:59:29,867 Stop. 1032 00:59:41,057 --> 00:59:42,217 John. 1033 00:59:43,757 --> 00:59:45,817 Sorry, I--I didn't mean to startle you. 1034 00:59:45,897 --> 00:59:47,057 I'm looking for Meg. 1035 00:59:47,127 --> 00:59:49,117 If you see her, it's important. 1036 00:59:49,197 --> 00:59:50,567 Have you had a row? 1037 00:59:52,597 --> 00:59:54,567 A misunderstanding. 1038 00:59:54,637 --> 00:59:57,107 Try the bar. 1039 01:00:04,277 --> 01:00:06,267 Tuppy's given up smokes for her. 1040 01:00:06,347 --> 01:00:07,407 Women. 1041 01:00:07,487 --> 01:00:10,007 Women inspire us to great things. 1042 01:00:10,087 --> 01:00:12,817 Then somehow prevent us from doing any of them. 1043 01:00:12,887 --> 01:00:14,587 Look at him, he's proposing to her. 1044 01:00:14,657 --> 01:00:16,647 If she says yes, it'll be his third time up the aisle. 1045 01:00:16,727 --> 01:00:19,197 Hope trumps experience, Dumby. 1046 01:00:19,257 --> 01:00:21,727 It's God's joke on the human race. 1047 01:00:21,797 --> 01:00:25,237 He's quite convinced she's changed her spots. 1048 01:00:25,297 --> 01:00:28,067 Care to make it interesting? 1049 01:00:28,137 --> 01:00:30,227 I told you I was serious. 1050 01:00:31,877 --> 01:00:34,237 Hasn't anyone warned you against me? 1051 01:00:34,307 --> 01:00:37,477 Oh, yes. Everyone. 1052 01:00:37,547 --> 01:00:39,067 Put it away. 1053 01:00:39,147 --> 01:00:41,807 Now, you don't have to love me right away. 1054 01:00:41,887 --> 01:00:43,907 Think of the money. 1055 01:00:43,987 --> 01:00:48,217 Suppose I marry you and in a year your investments go sour. 1056 01:00:48,287 --> 01:00:49,817 I'll be stuck with a pauper. 1057 01:00:49,897 --> 01:00:51,587 On the other hand, I could drop dead... 1058 01:00:51,657 --> 01:00:52,957 on the golf course next Tuesday... 1059 01:00:53,027 --> 01:00:54,967 and you'd be left very well-appointed. 1060 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:56,967 Life's a gamble, Stella. 1061 01:00:58,297 --> 01:01:00,597 I don't know what to say. 1062 01:01:01,767 --> 01:01:04,137 People say too much as it is. 1063 01:01:25,997 --> 01:01:28,227 Mrs. Windemere and Mrs. Erlynne... 1064 01:01:28,297 --> 01:01:31,237 look like mother and daughter, don't they? 1065 01:01:31,297 --> 01:01:33,357 They're wearing the same dress. 1066 01:01:33,437 --> 01:01:36,697 Well, that'll be it. 1067 01:01:41,277 --> 01:01:42,797 Come away with me. 1068 01:01:42,877 --> 01:01:45,177 We could set sail tonight. 1069 01:01:48,647 --> 01:01:50,347 Please. 1070 01:01:56,597 --> 01:01:59,857 Is this your idea of a joke? 1071 01:01:59,927 --> 01:02:01,187 I need to speak to you. 1072 01:02:01,267 --> 01:02:02,197 It's about Darlington. 1073 01:02:02,267 --> 01:02:03,787 Follow me. 1074 01:02:09,607 --> 01:02:11,127 He's in love with Meg. 1075 01:02:11,207 --> 01:02:13,267 I know we said cash, so I'm raising the amount. 1076 01:02:13,347 --> 01:02:15,107 I want you to leave now. 1077 01:02:15,177 --> 01:02:17,267 I'd be more concerned if I were you. 1078 01:02:17,347 --> 01:02:18,937 You're not me. 1079 01:02:19,017 --> 01:02:20,417 And Darlington's not the problem. 1080 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:21,847 The problem is I've been lying to my wife... 1081 01:02:21,917 --> 01:02:23,147 and I'm not very good at it. 1082 01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:27,277 I can add up the rumors and show her a big fat zero. 1083 01:02:27,357 --> 01:02:29,087 I'm Tuppy's girl. Case closed. 1084 01:02:29,157 --> 01:02:32,327 I'll do my own explaining. Just get out. 1085 01:02:33,427 --> 01:02:35,227 I'd like to say good-bye to her. 1086 01:02:35,297 --> 01:02:38,397 You said good-bye to her 20 years ago. 1087 01:02:38,467 --> 01:02:39,797 No second chances. 1088 01:02:46,107 --> 01:02:48,837 I'll leave first. 1089 01:02:48,907 --> 01:02:50,747 We shouldn't walk out together. 1090 01:02:50,817 --> 01:02:52,307 You're the expert. 1091 01:02:54,347 --> 01:02:55,547 Count to 100. 1092 01:03:52,635 --> 01:03:54,195 Mrs. Windemere. 1093 01:04:25,895 --> 01:04:27,665 Dear Robert... 1094 01:04:27,735 --> 01:04:30,865 I thought our marriage was perfect. 1095 01:04:32,305 --> 01:04:35,405 I thought we would always be together. 1096 01:04:35,475 --> 01:04:39,535 If you love Mrs. Erlynne, you should be with her. 1097 01:04:39,615 --> 01:04:42,205 I feel so foolish. 1098 01:04:42,285 --> 01:04:44,475 Everyone knew but me. 1099 01:05:03,605 --> 01:05:04,835 Meg? 1100 01:05:12,175 --> 01:05:14,735 Meg, let me in. I want to talk to you. 1101 01:05:16,185 --> 01:05:18,315 Please, open the door. 1102 01:05:19,715 --> 01:05:23,415 Th-there is nothing between me and Stella Erlynne. 1103 01:05:23,495 --> 01:05:25,425 How can you think it? 1104 01:05:25,495 --> 01:05:26,925 She's old, for God's sake. 1105 01:05:26,995 --> 01:05:27,925 She dyes her hair. 1106 01:05:27,995 --> 01:05:31,485 She...paints her face like an Indian. 1107 01:05:31,565 --> 01:05:34,865 She's a cold, selfish woman. 1108 01:05:34,935 --> 01:05:37,525 Not at all attractive once you know her. 1109 01:05:38,575 --> 01:05:42,405 Look, she was going to damage someone. 1110 01:05:42,475 --> 01:05:45,605 A person who'd never done her any harm. 1111 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:47,375 She came here with a secret... 1112 01:05:47,445 --> 01:05:49,975 that would--would have broken your heart. 1113 01:05:50,055 --> 01:05:51,575 Look, I wanted to tell you. 1114 01:05:51,655 --> 01:05:53,715 I--I just didn't know how. 1115 01:05:53,785 --> 01:05:55,685 Look, I was trying to protect you. 1116 01:05:55,755 --> 01:05:58,385 You have to believe me. 1117 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:01,655 She asked me for money, and I gave it to her. 1118 01:06:01,725 --> 01:06:03,625 I'm not proud of being blackmailed... 1119 01:06:03,695 --> 01:06:05,425 and I didn't know what else to do. 1120 01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:07,195 I should have told you at the start. 1121 01:06:09,335 --> 01:06:11,275 I'm not lying to you now. 1122 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:12,305 I... 1123 01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:14,565 I love you. 1124 01:06:14,645 --> 01:06:18,305 And there's no other woman in my heart... 1125 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,405 or in my bed. 1126 01:06:21,615 --> 01:06:26,215 Meg, please open the door. 1127 01:06:30,325 --> 01:06:34,285 I--We've both had too much champagne. 1128 01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:36,695 We can talk in the morning. 1129 01:06:56,855 --> 01:06:58,345 Thank you for coming. 1130 01:06:58,415 --> 01:07:00,445 - Good night. - Lovely party. Good night. 1131 01:07:00,525 --> 01:07:02,185 I--I'll see you at the club. 1132 01:07:03,825 --> 01:07:04,955 There's the girl. 1133 01:07:05,025 --> 01:07:06,015 I thought you'd fallen in with-- 1134 01:07:06,095 --> 01:07:07,425 Take Windemere to the club. 1135 01:07:07,495 --> 01:07:09,655 Keep him out late, all night if you can. 1136 01:07:09,725 --> 01:07:11,095 Get him drunk if you have to. 1137 01:07:11,165 --> 01:07:12,565 Just don't let him come home. 1138 01:07:12,635 --> 01:07:14,035 Why? 1139 01:07:15,105 --> 01:07:16,295 What? What? 1140 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:20,435 I like you, I do. 1141 01:07:20,505 --> 01:07:22,065 But if this is going to work between us... 1142 01:07:22,145 --> 01:07:23,335 you can't do that. 1143 01:07:23,415 --> 01:07:24,845 What? Do what? 1144 01:07:24,915 --> 01:07:26,935 Where? What? Why? 1145 01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:29,275 I can't always explain myself to myself... 1146 01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:30,445 let alone anyone else. 1147 01:07:30,515 --> 01:07:32,215 Well, good for you. 1148 01:07:32,285 --> 01:07:33,655 Takes the pressure off. 1149 01:07:33,725 --> 01:07:36,455 9 times out of 10, men don't give 2 pins about why. 1150 01:07:36,525 --> 01:07:38,825 They just feel obliged to take an interest. 1151 01:07:38,895 --> 01:07:42,095 So, I'll do exactly as you wish... 1152 01:07:42,165 --> 01:07:44,185 and I'll feel as if we're married already. 1153 01:07:44,265 --> 01:07:46,925 Oh, can you get yourself home all right? 1154 01:07:47,005 --> 01:07:50,165 Why, Tuppy... 1155 01:07:50,235 --> 01:07:52,965 you're the first man who's ever asked me that. 1156 01:07:53,035 --> 01:07:56,495 I don't need to be the first, Stella. 1157 01:07:56,575 --> 01:07:57,905 Just the last. 1158 01:08:57,575 --> 01:09:00,065 There's a taxi waiting at the end of the dock. 1159 01:09:00,135 --> 01:09:02,075 My husband sent you. 1160 01:09:02,145 --> 01:09:05,045 Your husband thinks you're in bed... 1161 01:09:05,115 --> 01:09:08,545 sleeping off a liter of Perrier Jouet. 1162 01:09:08,615 --> 01:09:09,585 Let's go. 1163 01:09:10,915 --> 01:09:13,405 He gave me money, that's all. 1164 01:09:13,485 --> 01:09:15,925 I'm an old friend of the family, and I had him over a barrel. 1165 01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:17,015 Do you think I'm stupid? 1166 01:09:17,095 --> 01:09:18,715 Married to a man you love... 1167 01:09:18,795 --> 01:09:20,125 and running off in the middle of the night... 1168 01:09:20,195 --> 01:09:21,715 with an international playboy? 1169 01:09:21,795 --> 01:09:22,765 Do I think you're stupid? 1170 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:24,095 This is none of your business. 1171 01:09:24,165 --> 01:09:26,635 You think just because hems are higher and woman can vote... 1172 01:09:26,695 --> 01:09:28,495 that anything has really changed for us? 1173 01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:31,665 Friends will stop calling. 1174 01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:33,605 He'll be invited into homes you're not. 1175 01:09:33,675 --> 01:09:34,935 You manage. 1176 01:09:36,845 --> 01:09:38,275 Don't compare yourself. 1177 01:09:38,345 --> 01:09:41,375 It takes practice and skill to live without regret. 1178 01:09:43,815 --> 01:09:46,585 A marriage takes your whole heart. 1179 01:09:46,655 --> 01:09:48,785 Selfish people can't pull it off... 1180 01:09:48,855 --> 01:09:50,445 but you are not that. 1181 01:09:50,525 --> 01:09:53,615 You can succeed where the rest of us fail. 1182 01:09:53,695 --> 01:09:55,255 Why should I believe you? 1183 01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:57,795 Don't believe me, believe him. 1184 01:09:57,865 --> 01:10:01,065 He's been faithful to you, I'll swear it on my life. 1185 01:10:01,135 --> 01:10:02,965 He told you to lie. 1186 01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,335 He doesn't even know you're here. 1187 01:10:10,105 --> 01:10:12,735 He never has to know. 1188 01:10:14,215 --> 01:10:15,405 You want me to lie on top of a lie? 1189 01:10:15,485 --> 01:10:17,385 Everything's spoiled between us. I can't. 1190 01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:19,815 - What's happened to you? - Let go of me! 1191 01:10:19,885 --> 01:10:21,685 Who taught you to be so unforgiving? 1192 01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:23,185 You made a mistake, don't make it worse. 1193 01:10:23,255 --> 01:10:24,455 You're hurting me! 1194 01:10:24,525 --> 01:10:26,515 You shut your eyes to everything that isn't perfect. 1195 01:10:26,595 --> 01:10:29,495 You're just asking to fall into a hole. 1196 01:10:34,365 --> 01:10:36,165 Fine. 1197 01:10:37,705 --> 01:10:39,765 Go ahead. 1198 01:10:39,835 --> 01:10:43,775 Step over love to pick up pride and guilt. 1199 01:10:43,845 --> 01:10:46,035 What will that trade be worth in a year? 1200 01:10:46,115 --> 01:10:48,245 In 20? 1201 01:11:03,065 --> 01:11:05,585 I've been throwing buns in that club... 1202 01:11:05,665 --> 01:11:06,595 Big boat, Darlington. 1203 01:11:06,665 --> 01:11:07,755 Does it really have to be so big? 1204 01:11:07,835 --> 01:11:09,865 You know what they say about men with big boats. 1205 01:11:09,935 --> 01:11:11,235 Yes. 1206 01:11:11,305 --> 01:11:12,235 I should be getting home. 1207 01:11:12,305 --> 01:11:13,535 You'll take a cigar, surely. 1208 01:11:13,605 --> 01:11:16,075 I thought you'd quit for the love of a good woman. 1209 01:11:16,145 --> 01:11:18,275 Good woman isn't exactly the moniker... 1210 01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:20,275 I'd choose for Mrs. Erlynne. 1211 01:11:20,345 --> 01:11:21,875 You make her out to be the devil's handmaiden. 1212 01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:22,885 She's nothing of the sort. 1213 01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:24,675 Dumby and I are just concerned... 1214 01:11:24,755 --> 01:11:26,915 for your future, aren't we, Dumby? 1215 01:11:26,985 --> 01:11:31,355 Devilish women are a bother, and good ones are a bore. 1216 01:11:31,425 --> 01:11:32,725 That's the only difference. 1217 01:11:32,795 --> 01:11:35,095 Mrs. Erlynne is neither a bother nor a bore. 1218 01:11:35,165 --> 01:11:38,565 Well, you change your habits, but I doubt she'll change hers. 1219 01:11:38,635 --> 01:11:41,295 I've bet Dumby 50 quid. 1220 01:11:41,365 --> 01:11:42,925 Now, now, enough of this. 1221 01:11:43,005 --> 01:11:45,495 I won't hear any more words said against her. 1222 01:11:45,575 --> 01:11:47,505 She's everything I've ever wanted in a woman. 1223 01:11:47,575 --> 01:11:52,635 My dear Tuppy, in this world there are only 2 tragedies. 1224 01:11:52,715 --> 01:11:54,845 One is not getting what one wants... 1225 01:11:54,915 --> 01:11:56,405 the other is getting it. 1226 01:11:56,485 --> 01:11:58,245 The last is much the worst. 1227 01:11:58,315 --> 01:12:00,945 The last is a real tragedy. 1228 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:05,855 Marriage-- it has its pains, ask Edna. 1229 01:12:07,965 --> 01:12:10,055 Celibacy has no pleasures. 1230 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:12,155 What would you know about celibacy? 1231 01:12:12,235 --> 01:12:13,495 I can learn. 1232 01:12:13,565 --> 01:12:14,495 If it will prove my love. 1233 01:12:14,565 --> 01:12:15,765 A woman who needs proof? 1234 01:12:15,835 --> 01:12:17,395 Before she'll leave her husband. 1235 01:12:17,475 --> 01:12:20,305 John, you are a cad. 1236 01:12:20,375 --> 01:12:22,775 We're all in the gutter. 1237 01:12:22,845 --> 01:12:24,705 But some of us are looking at the stars. 1238 01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:26,435 What men call gallantry 1239 01:12:26,515 --> 01:12:30,605 and God's adultery is far more common 1240 01:12:30,685 --> 01:12:34,245 where the climate's sultry 1241 01:12:35,625 --> 01:12:37,925 That's the one I bought Meg. 1242 01:12:40,025 --> 01:12:41,585 For her birthday. 1243 01:12:41,665 --> 01:12:43,785 You sure? 1244 01:12:43,865 --> 01:12:46,195 She must have left it last week when you came for lunch. 1245 01:12:46,265 --> 01:12:48,665 She was carrying it tonight. 1246 01:12:48,735 --> 01:12:51,135 One fan looks very much like another. 1247 01:12:51,205 --> 01:12:52,505 John? 1248 01:12:52,575 --> 01:12:56,005 I--I have no idea. 1249 01:12:56,075 --> 01:12:58,545 Meg's not--not here, is she? 1250 01:12:58,615 --> 01:13:00,875 No, of course not. 1251 01:13:03,445 --> 01:13:04,385 What's that? 1252 01:13:04,455 --> 01:13:05,815 I didn't hear anything. 1253 01:13:05,885 --> 01:13:07,315 She's downstairs. 1254 01:13:07,385 --> 01:13:09,015 Listen, Robert, calm down. 1255 01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:10,185 You've had too much-- 1256 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:12,245 Don't make an ass of yourself. 1257 01:13:12,325 --> 01:13:13,255 Bloody hell. Too late. 1258 01:13:14,325 --> 01:13:15,265 Bloody hell. 1259 01:13:15,325 --> 01:13:16,695 We better put some ice on that. 1260 01:13:16,765 --> 01:13:17,895 It's going to swell. 1261 01:13:24,675 --> 01:13:26,005 I thought it was mine. 1262 01:13:27,475 --> 01:13:30,505 I must have picked up Mrs. Windemere's by mistake. 1263 01:13:43,185 --> 01:13:45,025 Tuppy, I swear, I had no idea. 1264 01:13:54,365 --> 01:13:56,355 You owe Cecil 50 quid. 1265 01:13:56,435 --> 01:13:57,865 Sorry. 1266 01:14:03,175 --> 01:14:05,005 Seems I'm the ass, Windemere. 1267 01:14:05,075 --> 01:14:06,135 Not you. 1268 01:15:17,015 --> 01:15:19,675 I spent the night on John's boat. 1269 01:15:22,525 --> 01:15:25,515 I had too much to drink. 1270 01:15:25,595 --> 01:15:28,065 Can I ask you to forgive me? 1271 01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:32,765 I did something very stupid last night. 1272 01:15:32,835 --> 01:15:33,825 I... 1273 01:15:36,965 --> 01:15:38,595 You're not in my league. 1274 01:15:38,675 --> 01:15:40,505 I made a complete ass of myself. 1275 01:15:40,575 --> 01:15:42,595 Ruined it for poor Tuppy. 1276 01:15:42,675 --> 01:15:44,805 Better now than later, I guess. 1277 01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:46,005 Tuppy? 1278 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:48,605 His engagement to Mrs. Erlynne is off. 1279 01:15:51,885 --> 01:15:53,875 What are you talking about? 1280 01:15:53,955 --> 01:15:55,285 Last night on John's yacht... 1281 01:15:55,355 --> 01:15:57,385 Mrs. Erlynne was waiting in his bedroom. 1282 01:15:58,925 --> 01:16:01,055 Look, I was drunk. I thought... 1283 01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:03,685 I saw your fan. I thought that... 1284 01:16:03,765 --> 01:16:06,095 Oh, I didn't think. It was her. 1285 01:16:06,165 --> 01:16:08,325 She said she took it by mistake. 1286 01:16:08,405 --> 01:16:10,135 No, that's not true. 1287 01:16:10,205 --> 01:16:11,295 Oh, of course not. 1288 01:16:11,375 --> 01:16:13,435 Better count the spoons. 1289 01:16:13,505 --> 01:16:15,705 You were right not to want her here. 1290 01:16:15,775 --> 01:16:17,505 I'd have expected more from John, though. 1291 01:16:17,575 --> 01:16:19,015 Tuppy's his friend. 1292 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,975 She didn't take my fan. 1293 01:16:21,045 --> 01:16:22,375 I left it on-- 1294 01:16:24,215 --> 01:16:26,205 There's a telephone call from America. 1295 01:16:27,785 --> 01:16:29,915 It's your father, Mr. Windemere. 1296 01:16:29,985 --> 01:16:31,325 Not now. 1297 01:16:31,395 --> 01:16:33,325 No, no, I'll take it. 1298 01:16:33,395 --> 01:16:34,585 He'll worry. 1299 01:16:41,065 --> 01:16:42,005 I love you. 1300 01:16:42,065 --> 01:16:43,095 I love you. 1301 01:16:47,445 --> 01:16:49,505 And a woman brought this. 1302 01:16:49,575 --> 01:16:51,475 She's waiting downstairs. 1303 01:16:57,355 --> 01:16:58,685 Thank you. 1304 01:17:27,745 --> 01:17:29,545 What are you doing here? 1305 01:17:30,585 --> 01:17:32,055 We had an agreement. 1306 01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:35,355 I came to return the fan. 1307 01:17:35,425 --> 01:17:37,685 How is your wife feeling this morning? 1308 01:17:37,755 --> 01:17:40,485 You don't get within 10 feet of my wife. 1309 01:17:40,555 --> 01:17:43,685 I only asked how she was. 1310 01:17:43,765 --> 01:17:45,955 If you're here to tell her who you are... 1311 01:17:46,035 --> 01:17:48,525 it's better coming from me. 1312 01:17:48,605 --> 01:17:51,535 It's my secret, not yours. 1313 01:17:51,605 --> 01:17:54,195 You've kept it very well. 1314 01:17:54,275 --> 01:17:56,975 20 years is a long time. 1315 01:17:58,615 --> 01:18:01,875 It doesn't seem to have been too much of a strain. 1316 01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:05,785 You see a little girl the right age... 1317 01:18:05,855 --> 01:18:11,055 you push the thought aside, close the door. 1318 01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:14,925 Only at 3:00, that in-between hour... 1319 01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:17,795 too late to do anything, too early for dinner... 1320 01:18:17,865 --> 01:18:22,025 doors come flying open. 1321 01:18:22,105 --> 01:18:24,125 I don't believe you feel anything for her. 1322 01:18:24,205 --> 01:18:27,665 You--you care about yourself, no one else. 1323 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:30,895 Robert. 1324 01:18:30,975 --> 01:18:32,875 Robert, your father needs to talk to you. 1325 01:18:32,945 --> 01:18:34,975 He says it's import... 1326 01:18:36,215 --> 01:18:38,875 Mrs. Erlynne came to return your fan. 1327 01:18:38,955 --> 01:18:40,715 She was just leaving. 1328 01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:42,785 No, don't leave. 1329 01:18:42,855 --> 01:18:44,285 I need to speak with you. 1330 01:18:44,355 --> 01:18:45,795 But she'll miss her plane. 1331 01:18:45,855 --> 01:18:47,455 Just a few minutes. 1332 01:18:50,425 --> 01:18:52,265 Robert, your father is waiting on the phone. 1333 01:18:52,335 --> 01:18:53,495 He said it was important. 1334 01:18:55,805 --> 01:18:57,395 Robert? 1335 01:18:57,475 --> 01:19:00,135 It would be a great mistake... 1336 01:19:00,205 --> 01:19:01,535 to miss your plane. 1337 01:19:13,555 --> 01:19:16,285 I came to make sure you got home safely. 1338 01:19:16,355 --> 01:19:17,655 Oh, no, you can't leave yet. 1339 01:19:17,725 --> 01:19:19,785 You're my only witness that nothing happened. 1340 01:19:19,855 --> 01:19:21,455 Your witness? 1341 01:19:21,525 --> 01:19:24,295 I'm gonna tell him the truth. 1342 01:19:26,135 --> 01:19:28,465 What you did is your mistake. 1343 01:19:28,535 --> 01:19:30,365 Your sack of bricks. 1344 01:19:30,435 --> 01:19:31,925 You carry it. 1345 01:19:32,005 --> 01:19:35,275 You don't confess and hand it off to someone who loves you. 1346 01:19:35,345 --> 01:19:36,835 But everybody thinks you were having-- 1347 01:19:36,905 --> 01:19:38,705 They'll think it anyway. It doesn't matter. 1348 01:19:38,775 --> 01:19:40,305 That's not true. It does matter. 1349 01:19:40,375 --> 01:19:41,545 It matters to Tuppy. 1350 01:19:41,615 --> 01:19:43,445 I can't be responsible for ruining that. 1351 01:19:43,515 --> 01:19:47,475 You want to spoil the one good thing I've ever done? 1352 01:19:48,585 --> 01:19:50,555 It's only right to tell him the truth. 1353 01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:52,615 You love each other. 1354 01:19:52,695 --> 01:19:54,855 That's your truth. 1355 01:19:54,925 --> 01:19:56,195 Why are you giving up 1356 01:19:56,265 --> 01:19:57,455 your chance at marriage to save mine? 1357 01:19:57,535 --> 01:19:58,525 It doesn't make any sense. 1358 01:19:58,595 --> 01:20:00,535 I'll tell you the truth. 1359 01:20:00,595 --> 01:20:02,565 But first promise you're not going... 1360 01:20:02,635 --> 01:20:04,395 to make some grand confession. 1361 01:20:04,475 --> 01:20:06,835 Swear it on whatever you hold sacred. 1362 01:20:12,945 --> 01:20:14,535 I swear on my mother. 1363 01:20:18,985 --> 01:20:20,975 Pardon? 1364 01:20:21,055 --> 01:20:22,885 She's my guardian angel. 1365 01:20:22,955 --> 01:20:25,655 My whole life I've wanted to be like her. 1366 01:20:28,065 --> 01:20:31,255 I'm sure she wouldn't hold you to such a standard. 1367 01:20:33,265 --> 01:20:35,205 She'd be so ashamed of me now. 1368 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:41,035 We all straddle the abyss, Mrs. Windemere. 1369 01:20:41,105 --> 01:20:46,405 If we never look down, how can we know who we are? 1370 01:20:46,475 --> 01:20:49,105 A mother could never be ashamed of a daughter... 1371 01:20:49,185 --> 01:20:50,615 who didn't fall in. 1372 01:20:53,315 --> 01:20:56,285 I hope you're right. 1373 01:20:56,355 --> 01:20:59,325 I've never been more certain of anything. 1374 01:21:03,325 --> 01:21:05,795 I swear then. 1375 01:21:06,835 --> 01:21:08,765 What is it you wanted to tell me? 1376 01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:13,705 Nothing. 1377 01:21:14,775 --> 01:21:17,035 I'll miss my plane. 1378 01:21:18,675 --> 01:21:21,275 Good-bye, Mrs. Windemere. 1379 01:21:21,345 --> 01:21:23,405 I hope we meet again. 1380 01:21:25,055 --> 01:21:27,075 So do I. 1381 01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:44,295 Mrs. Erlynne. 1382 01:21:47,075 --> 01:21:49,065 You didn't tell her? 1383 01:21:49,145 --> 01:21:51,265 No. 1384 01:21:51,345 --> 01:21:53,175 Why not? 1385 01:21:55,045 --> 01:21:57,175 She has a mother. 1386 01:21:57,245 --> 01:21:59,715 A photograph in a locket. 1387 01:21:59,785 --> 01:22:01,255 It's a fairy tale. 1388 01:22:02,855 --> 01:22:08,295 A kind, caring mother who loves and watches over her. 1389 01:22:08,365 --> 01:22:11,525 I'm not gonna take that away. 1390 01:22:11,595 --> 01:22:14,395 And neither should you. 1391 01:23:29,605 --> 01:23:32,875 For one night, I thought you were in love with another woman. 1392 01:23:32,945 --> 01:23:36,045 For one minute, I thought you were in love with another man. 1393 01:23:41,425 --> 01:23:42,685 She was right. 1394 01:23:42,755 --> 01:23:44,225 Who? 1395 01:23:44,285 --> 01:23:45,455 Mrs. Erlynne. 1396 01:23:45,525 --> 01:23:47,785 She said, "We can't shut our eyes 1397 01:23:47,865 --> 01:23:49,055 "to everything that isn't perfect... 1398 01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:52,585 "otherwise we might fall into a huge abyss." 1399 01:23:52,665 --> 01:23:54,755 We almost fell. 1400 01:23:54,835 --> 01:23:56,805 She's a smart woman. 1401 01:23:58,175 --> 01:23:59,795 She's a good woman. 1402 01:24:01,175 --> 01:24:02,805 Better than I thought. 1403 01:24:39,715 --> 01:24:41,505 She insisted. 1404 01:24:45,515 --> 01:24:47,145 Who? 1405 01:24:47,215 --> 01:24:48,815 Meg. 1406 01:24:48,885 --> 01:24:50,325 Something to remember her by. 1407 01:24:51,895 --> 01:24:54,655 And she explained everything. 1408 01:24:54,725 --> 01:24:55,955 Everything? 1409 01:24:56,025 --> 01:24:59,025 Oh, yes, of course. The flat tire, the dog. 1410 01:24:59,095 --> 01:25:01,995 The Brazilian taxi driver with a pregnant daughter... 1411 01:25:02,065 --> 01:25:03,335 who lost her purse. 1412 01:25:03,405 --> 01:25:06,995 And the only thing I can say in my defense is... 1413 01:25:07,075 --> 01:25:09,205 that I have no defense. 1414 01:25:09,275 --> 01:25:12,765 I jumped to conclusions and thought the worst. 1415 01:25:14,815 --> 01:25:16,645 Where is this old crate going to? 1416 01:25:19,085 --> 01:25:20,815 Don't know. 1417 01:25:20,885 --> 01:25:23,445 Will you marry me when we get there? 1418 01:25:25,155 --> 01:25:27,925 A man gets the wife he deserves. 1419 01:25:29,665 --> 01:25:33,565 well, I've been a very, very bad man. 1420 01:26:45,505 --> 01:26:48,775 You know, John, love's a battleground. 1421 01:26:48,845 --> 01:26:51,505 It was only a flesh wound. 1422 01:26:51,575 --> 01:26:53,775 Men advance, women resist. 1423 01:26:53,845 --> 01:26:57,785 We retreat, and they block our escape. 1424 01:26:57,845 --> 01:26:59,285 We can't win. 1425 01:26:59,355 --> 01:27:01,785 The sexes will never understand each other. 1426 01:27:01,855 --> 01:27:05,185 Only because they take such pains to deceive each other. 1427 01:27:05,255 --> 01:27:07,385 Oh, hello, Dumby. 1428 01:27:07,455 --> 01:27:09,515 Are you awake? 1429 01:27:09,595 --> 01:27:10,895 Am I winning? 92462