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(birds chirping)
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You up?
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DANNY:
Yeah.
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Did you ever sleep?
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No.
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- Thank God Anthony wasn't here.
- (sighs)
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Yeah.
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I can't do this anymore, Danny.
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- Do what?
- This.
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This small-time bookie shit.
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Small-time?
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There's two and a half million
dollars under the bed.
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I don't care. It's too crazy.
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Okay, come on.
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Last night was, uh...
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what do you call it,
an anomaly, a one-off.
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What about that Viggy
psychopath destroying my store?
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(sighing):
Okay, a two-off.
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How would you feel about
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selling the book to Ray
and getting out?
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- What? No.
- Think about it.
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W-We could relocate
and maybe go back to Vegas.
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We've got enough money
to get a nice house.
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- And do what?
- Are you kidding?
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You could work in any
sports book in town.
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They'd be lucky to have you.
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What would you want me to do?
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Like, dress like
some poor bastard
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in a toga welcoming people
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- to Caesar's fucking Palace?
- You'd wear a nice suit,
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you'd be management.
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You know the business
left, right and sideways.
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I know, which is why
I like being my own boss.
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We could have healthcare.
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You want healthcare?
You want a doctor?
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Go underneath the bed
and take some money.
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So you won't even consider it?
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No. Everything's going great.
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- People died last night.
- Not us.
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I'm telling you,
we have to get out.
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Calm down. Go take a gummy bear
or something.
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Don't tell me to eat
a gummy bear, you asshole.
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You have a great life.
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I-I gave you the business
you wanted. The house.
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The car. Everything.
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You "gave" me?
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Like I had nothing
to do with it?
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Hey, hey, that's not to say that
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your input hasn't
been invaluable.
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You rat fuck.
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I'm not getting a square job,
and that's the end of it.
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That's fine.
You do whatever you want to do.
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So we're good?
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}And of course
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{\an8}we have a temperature-controlled
wine cellar
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{\an8}that accommodates 200 bottles.
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{\an8}(chuckles) B-Y-O-B?
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{\an8}- What?
- Bring your own bottles.
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{\an8}Oh. Yes. (laughs)
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{\an8}(laughs) Yeah.
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{\an8}Wow, look at that stove.
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{\an8}It's a classic.
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{\an8}What's wrong with you?
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{\an8}Nothing. I just didn't
get a lot of sleep.
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{\an8}- You try that Japanese toilet?
- No.
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{\an8}It washes your privates
with warm water
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{\an8}and blows them dry.
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{\an8}(chuckles) That'll wake you up.
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{\an8}FRANK:
Is there a hot tub?
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{\an8}- It's out by the pool.
- Ooh.
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{\an8}- Shall we?
- Lead the way.
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{\an8}- Oh, my goodness.
It's so beautiful.
- Yeah. Look at that view.
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{\an8}Where's the hot tub?
There it is, right there.
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{\an8}- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
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{\an8}(laughter)
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{\an8}- They're not going
to get in, are they?
- God, I hope not.
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{\an8}Anything else you'd like to see?
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{\an8}No, it's great.
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{\an8}And just so I understand,
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{\an8}you're looking
for a one-year lease,
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{\an8}- $30,000 a month?
- Yes.
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{\an8}What if we made this
an all-cash transaction?
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I don't understand.
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Let's say I give you
17.5 a month, cash,
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you do with it what you will.
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Oh, no, I couldn't.
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There's insurance issues,
security deposit,
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property taxes.
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- Cash would be too complicated.
- 20?
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- I'm sorry.
- (water splashing)
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GRANDMA:
Serves you right
for getting handsy.
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Twenty-five.
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That might cover it.
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(doorbell buzzes)
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(door buzzes)
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{\an8}54 bucks.
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You're down.
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Idiot bet the over
on a soccer game.
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Hector, I don't think you should
be here when my brother comes.
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I'm way ahead of you.
I'm gonna voluntarily take
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a 20% cut in pay till
he gets every cent back.
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Yeah, that'll take
a thousand years.
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Yeah, at my current rate,
but I'm hoping for a raise.
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- I know my brother
and I know that--
- (doorbell buzzes)
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- Oh, boy.
- (door buzzes)
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Be sure to ask him
for that raise.
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(Lorraine sighs)
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He likes me.
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It'll be fine.
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The fuck are you doing here?!
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Um, working.
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Taking soccer bets from
the ol' Latinx community.
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Which is actually offensive,
but no one's settled
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- on another name as yet.
- Get out.
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Danny, I know I fucked up,
but I can make it right...
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- Get out!
- We got a lot
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of bets coming in in Spanish.
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Who else here speaks the lingo?
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I can go to the parking lot
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at Home Depot
and find nine guys. Get out.
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Come on. Is that everything?
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I have some Pepto
in the bathroom.
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My gift to you.
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(door closes)
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Change all the access codes.
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I don't want him having anything
to do with us moving forward.
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- Can't cut him a break?
- Not a chance.
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- How's the online action?
- Not bad.
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How are things
going with Sandra?
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Why?
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She changed her relationship
status on Facebook to single.
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It's a joke. We're fine.
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Good, good.
I was a little worried.
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I don't know,
maybe she found out about
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your little girlfriend
in Tarzana.
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You wouldn't.
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(sighs) You know what?
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Call Hector.
Get him back in here.
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You got a big heart.
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(ringtone plays "Oye Como Va")
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Motherfucker.
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HECTOR:
Hola?
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Yo.
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♪ Gotta come on ♪
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♪ Gotta get back ♪
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♪ Gotta get back... ♪
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Ah, no, sorry, we're not taking
any action on the Huskers.
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I don't know what the line is
for best song.
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Yeah, it's very catchy.
But I can't help you.
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Jesus. People are so desperate
for action after the Super Bowl.
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Well, what was the song?
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I don't know,
some Taylor Swift thing.
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Oh. I like her.
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Took Sandra and Anthony
to see her at the SoFi.
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Of course you did.
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You could sing along with her.
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How you doing with last night?
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I put it away.
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Goes in the same mental box
as Monsignor Dominic.
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How about you?
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Ah, it's gonna take some time.
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What's this about
Monsignor Dominic?
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I told you about
when I was a kid, uh,
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youth program in Chicago?
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No, you didn't.
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Well, do the math.
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RAY:
So I signed the lease
on the house in Brentwood today.
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DANNY:
Ah, great, your grandma
must be happy.
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Ooh, she is.
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Strange thing to behold.
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82 years old
and getting married.
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What's the deal with the groom?
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I had Lorraine do some snooping.
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He's clean. Keeps his wife's
ashes in the trunk of his car,
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you know, but he's clean.
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- In the trunk of the car?
- He showed it to me.
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He has the urn wedged
between the spare tire
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- and a can of Valvoline.
- (doorbell rings)
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(chuckles)
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Can I help you?
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Looking for Kevin Miller.
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Oh, uh, I'm-- I'm sorry,
he's out of town on business.
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Do you know when he'll be back?
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Gosh, I-- I don't.
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He checks in occasionally.
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Can I give him a message? Or...
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Yeah. $7,428.
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I-I don't understand.
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- He will.
- Thanks for your time.
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Well, that was
a bunch of bullshit.
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The guys that make their wives
face the music are the worst.
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You remember how
what's-his-name,
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the guy with
the handlebar mustache...?
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Oh, yeah. "I could pay you,
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"or I could let you spend some
quality time
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with my lovely Linda."
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You were thinking
about it, though.
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I'm a man, Ray. I thought
about fucking this hedge.
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- (chuckles)
- (nearby thudding)
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Hang on.
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- What?
- I got a hunch.
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(thudding)
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Kevin?
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We know you're up there, Kevin.
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If you make me climb up there,
you're coming down the hard way.
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(chuckling): Hey, fellas.
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I was just looking
for my kid's roller skates.
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- W-What are you doing here?
- One guess.
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Oh, shit, is it Tuesday?
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Seriously, I hope you can fly.
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No, no, no, no,
okay, I'm good for it.
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All right?
I'm just in the middle of
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moving some stuff
around right now.
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Believe it or not, some people
owe me money, too, so I get it.
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When? Uh, let me, uh...
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Let me think about it.
I got my cousin Dave.
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He's into me for a grand
right there.
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And then I got my slip-and-fall
at Trader Joe's.
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That's a huge cash cow.
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That's enough. (sighs)
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- We're gonna call it quits.
- What does that mean?
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We're done with you.
No more action.
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And we're gonna get the word out
to all the other books
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that your action is no good.
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
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You can't do this to me
right before March Madness.
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- You're done, Kevin.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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There's ways I can pay, okay?
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There's things I can do.
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Right? I'm a certified
public accountant.
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So I can do your taxes
for the rest of your life,
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no charge.
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We don't pay taxes.
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All right.
All right, well, I mean,
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this is good
that we're talking here.
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Kevin.
In the last year,
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you lost 18K on football,
22K on basketball.
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- What's left? Hockey?
- Hockey?
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I can't bet hockey.
I don't anything about hockey.
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You don't know anything
about anything.
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That's why you're hiding
in your kid's treehouse.
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Let's get out of here.
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Wait, wait, wait,
don't go, hold on.
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Wait! (grunts)
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Goddamn it.
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- RAY: That's just sad.
- DANNY: Doesn't get sadder.
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- Wait!
- (car doors opening)
249
00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:52,554
Spoke too soon.
250
00:09:52,554 --> 00:09:53,794
(engine starts)
251
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,130
Just-- Give me Gonzaga.
252
00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:57,698
The spread. Straight up.
253
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,300
Anything! Come on!
254
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,304
(sighs)
255
00:10:03,304 --> 00:10:04,972
(panting)
256
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:07,608
What are you looking at?
257
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,010
You.
258
00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:10,211
Go home.
259
00:10:11,572 --> 00:10:13,814
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Wait.
260
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,316
You got any money on you?
261
00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:16,817
Why?
262
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,988
I bet you ten bucks
the next car we see is red.
263
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,190
I get all the other colors?
264
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,658
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's called betting the field.
265
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,659
You in or you're out?
266
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,161
It's a bet.
267
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,594
Fuck you, kid.
268
00:10:32,594 --> 00:10:34,001
Give me my money, asshole.
269
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,170
(grunts)
270
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,306
(panting, grunting)
271
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,350
Do you mind if I wait out here?
272
00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:50,612
Seriously?
273
00:10:50,612 --> 00:10:52,353
I got a few phone calls to make.
274
00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:54,555
Ray, listen to me.
275
00:10:54,555 --> 00:10:56,723
- Death is part of life.
- I know.
276
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,392
It's every season,
turn, turn, turn.
277
00:10:58,392 --> 00:10:59,961
I just don't care for it.
278
00:10:59,961 --> 00:11:02,263
A time to be born,
a time to die.
279
00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:05,032
- Time to plant, time to reap.
- Okay, shut up.
280
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:08,135
Plus, we sunk some money
into the joint.
281
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,972
Let's take a walk around,
see how it's doing.
282
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:18,379
I just don't get
how it doesn't bother you.
283
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:19,813
Simple.
284
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,515
You look at a dead body
and you think,
285
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,617
"Eh, it's gonna be me someday."
286
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:25,286
Whereas I think,
287
00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:28,322
"That's one less asshole
cutting me off on the freeway."
288
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,030
(sighs)
289
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,800
(creaks)
290
00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:42,369
I'll give you a thousand dollars
if you get in.
291
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,105
Fuck you.
292
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,274
Kinda like a big humidor.
293
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,609
Just keep walking.
294
00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:50,011
Alan, where you at?
295
00:11:50,011 --> 00:11:51,478
ALAN:
Embalming room!
296
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,114
Want to hold my hand?
297
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,654
(Ray sighs)
298
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,356
(gasps) Oh...
299
00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:04,325
Great, they're flying now.
300
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:08,262
Hey, Ray, check it out.
301
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,934
Stop dicking around.
302
00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:14,835
You like my new winch?
303
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,171
It really helps
with the fat ones.
304
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,373
How's business?
305
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:23,344
Uh, not as robust
as pre-vaccine COVID, but, uh,
306
00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:26,213
here's hoping China's
got something else cooking.
307
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,182
I got your cut
on the counter there.
308
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:31,418
- Cashier's check?
- Yes, sir.
309
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:33,620
How you doing with the gambling?
310
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,056
Great.
311
00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:36,858
I go to my G.A. meetings
three days a week.
312
00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:38,759
I got the cookie commitment
on Wednesday nights.
313
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,127
Look at you, stepping it up.
314
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,528
You're one of our
success stories.
315
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,264
- ALAN: Thanks. Hey, Ray.
- Hmm?
316
00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:45,832
You want the rest
of that sandwich?
317
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,301
I'm stuffed.
318
00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:48,835
No.
319
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,371
Can we please get out of here?
320
00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:51,906
Hang on.
321
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,575
I want to show you
a magic trick.
322
00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:57,278
♪ Dun-dun-dun, dun, dun,
du-dun-dun-dun... ♪
323
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:58,245
(farts)
324
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,014
Oh, fuck you, you motherfucker.
325
00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:02,316
I can't believe this shit.
326
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:03,484
(chuckles)
327
00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:04,785
Can you do it again?
328
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:05,819
(farts)
329
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,288
Again.
330
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,456
("Reminiscing"
by Little River Band plays)
331
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,755
♪ Friday night, it was late ♪
332
00:13:13,755 --> 00:13:15,062
♪ I was walking you home ♪
333
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,463
♪ We got down to the... ♪
334
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,632
You ever think about
cashing it all out
335
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,833
and getting a square job?
336
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,302
Hell no. Why, do you?
337
00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,137
- (scoffs) No.
- Well, why'd you ask?
338
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:24,838
You're my friend. I want to
get to know you better.
339
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,007
Well, if I was
really your friend,
340
00:13:26,007 --> 00:13:27,341
you wouldn't make me sit here
341
00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,076
listening to
The Little River Band.
342
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,951
All right, brother.
343
00:13:36,951 --> 00:13:38,886
- See you tomorrow.
- Oh, just a heads-up.
344
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,721
I decided not to
cut Hector loose.
345
00:13:40,721 --> 00:13:42,656
Really? What changed your mind?
346
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,358
Eh, nothing.
347
00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:47,661
I'm a forgiving man.
It's in my nature.
348
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,496
Fine, don't tell me.
349
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,576
(sighs)
350
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,618
Closing early?
351
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,754
Closing for good.
352
00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:15,489
What are you talking about?
353
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,526
I'm shutting
Miss Ellaneous down.
354
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,196
(exclaims)
You gotta be kidding, right?
355
00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:26,968
I grossed $112 last month.
356
00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:28,702
Yeah, but you netted 78 grand.
357
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,071
Oh, please, just stop.
358
00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:31,772
Honey, we need this place
359
00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,307
to clean the cash.
You know that.
360
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,309
You've got the funeral parlor
and the bar.
361
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,344
And the used car lot
and the nail salon.
362
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,246
But Miss Ellaneous is the glue
that holds it all together.
363
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,748
I don't care.
I don't want to do it anymore.
364
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,987
Okay, I understand.
This is about last night.
365
00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:47,821
Take a few days off,
366
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,290
treat yourself to a spa weekend.
367
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:53,027
You don't understand shit.
I'm leaving you.
368
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,462
What?
369
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,860
I'm taking Anthony and I'm going
to stay with my mother.
370
00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,033
You're going to Fresno?
371
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:01,168
- Modesto.
- Same thing.
372
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,105
Come on, babe, don't do this.
373
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:09,176
You gave me a business,
a house, everything.
374
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,777
I'm giving it back.
375
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:14,448
Okay, that was a stupid thing
to say. I apologize.
376
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,050
Too late.
377
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:17,651
And just so you know,
378
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,853
I took a half a mil
out of the duffle bag.
379
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,522
We're square.
380
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,162
(sighs)
381
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,966
Hi, do you sell yoga mats?
382
00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:33,734
What?
383
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:36,237
Ooh, look at all the candles.
384
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:41,542
Come back, we got a customer!
385
00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:45,346
(cheering over TV)
386
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,349
(mutes TV)
387
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,255
Hey, it's me.
388
00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:56,991
Just wanted to see if you landed
at your mother's house.
389
00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:58,692
Tell her I say, "Hi."
390
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,528
I miss you.
391
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,297
I miss Anthony.
392
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,699
Call me when you get a chance.
393
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,503
(cheering over TV)
394
00:16:09,503 --> 00:16:11,205
She'll come back.
395
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,712
(sighs)
396
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,946
(grunts)
397
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,725
(sighs)
398
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,561
She'll come back.
399
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,003
She'll come back.
400
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:44,371
MAN (on TV):
I understand you better
than you do yourself.
401
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,807
You're denying man's love,
substituting hatred
402
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:48,943
and a passion for this
monstrous power you possess.
403
00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:50,777
What're you doing?
404
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,047
Nothing. Hold on.
405
00:16:53,047 --> 00:16:55,016
(sighs) I thought we were
gonna watch a movie.
406
00:16:55,016 --> 00:16:57,284
I'm watching.
407
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,691
Did you notice what's-his-name
just switched the suitcases?
408
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,627
Uh-huh.
409
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:13,100
Why the fuck did I come over
if you're not gonna watch?
410
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,369
I'm watching.
411
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:18,439
It's just... this is important.
412
00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:19,740
What is it?
413
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,108
My acting class.
414
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,443
They just shook up
the scene partners
415
00:17:22,443 --> 00:17:24,445
and everyone's freaking out.
416
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,749
What am I doing?
417
00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:30,551
Yeah, sure.
418
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,688
I gotta go.
419
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,223
Aw.
420
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,461
I'll pay the rent
to the end of the year.
421
00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:42,897
After that,
I suggest you marry money.
422
00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:46,400
(door opens, closes)
423
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,240
Thank you.
424
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,242
I got a bad feeling about this.
425
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,445
It's our own fault.
We keep taking his action.
426
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,313
Hey, guys.
427
00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:02,249
Sorry to keep you waiting.
428
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,517
You got our money?
429
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,852
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Danny, slow down.
430
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,954
Enjoy your oolong.
431
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:08,990
Oh, fuck you. Where's the money?
432
00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,457
What's with him?
433
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,658
In all fairness,
434
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,460
you have been
less than forthcoming.
435
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,628
Forthcoming.
436
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:17,398
I've been called worse.
Well, good news.
437
00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:18,832
I got something
better than your money.
438
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,702
- Oh...
- I have a piece
439
00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:24,838
of sports memorabilia that
rightfully belongs in a museum.
440
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:26,573
If it's your cleats
from Major League,
441
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,575
- please don't.
- Sold those to A-Rod.
442
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,644
- Be right back.
- Ah, Christ.
443
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,019
Behold.
444
00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:40,187
Joe Namath's mink coat.
445
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,423
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
446
00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:44,158
- Danny, calm down.
- No, I'm not gonna calm down.
447
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,792
I don't want some
smelly old coat.
448
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,695
Probably smells 'cause
Joe did some fuckin' on it.
449
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,093
And look. Look.
450
00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:54,801
I have a handwritten letter
certifying it's the real thing.
451
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,007
"To whom it may concern,
this used to be my coat.
452
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,408
Joe Namath."
453
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,476
Huh?
454
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,744
Charlie.
455
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:05,346
What-what am I
gonna do with you?
456
00:19:05,346 --> 00:19:08,082
(scoffs) How about thank me?
457
00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:10,084
All you gotta do
458
00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:11,886
is take it to
the Football Hall of Fame
459
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:14,856
in lovely Canton, Ohio
and name your price.
460
00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,723
What I should do is put it
down your throat
461
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,659
and take it out your ass.
462
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,123
Wow.
463
00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,596
Why do I get the feeling
464
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,831
that you're upset with
something other than me?
465
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,367
No, Charlie, it's you.
466
00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:28,435
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
467
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,604
I'm guessing that
there's trouble at home.
468
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,074
Aha.
469
00:19:33,074 --> 00:19:34,641
Yeah, nailed it.
470
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,210
Come on.
471
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:39,046
Come on, talk to Charlie.
What's going on?
472
00:19:39,046 --> 00:19:40,747
There's nothing going on.
473
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,284
How long's he been like this?
474
00:19:43,284 --> 00:19:45,519
For a while.
475
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:49,190
- What are you doing?
- You haven't been yourself.
476
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,895
Okay, fine. You want to know?
477
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,431
My wife left me.
There, you know.
478
00:19:57,431 --> 00:19:59,466
Aw, man, I'm-I'm so sorry.
479
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,202
Why didn't you say anything?
480
00:20:01,202 --> 00:20:02,303
What's to say?
481
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:04,571
I'm with you every day, all day.
482
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,974
You tell Charlie Sheen
before you tell me?
483
00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:09,243
He asked.
484
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,413
So, let me guess. Let me guess.
485
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,448
She catch you with
a couple of skanky hookers?
486
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,317
- No.
- You try to fuck her sister?
487
00:20:16,317 --> 00:20:18,152
- No.
- A cousin, an aunt?
488
00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:19,353
- No.
- Step-mother?
489
00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:21,088
Jesus, Charlie, no.
490
00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,957
She... she wants me
to sell the book
491
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:24,558
- and get a straight job.
- Hmm.
492
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,861
- I'll buy the book.
- I ain't selling.
493
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,163
Danny, can I give you
some advice?
494
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:31,632
God help me. Go ahead.
495
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:34,501
You are not just some
run-of-the-mill bookie.
496
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,437
You are one of the greats.
497
00:20:36,437 --> 00:20:37,905
It's what makes you who you are.
498
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:41,042
And under no circumstances
can you allow her
499
00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:42,409
to take that away from you.
500
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,945
Yeah, but I-I love her,
501
00:20:43,945 --> 00:20:45,446
and I don't think
I can live without her.
502
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:47,209
I understand that,
503
00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:50,851
but if the price of keeping her
is being untrue to yourself,
504
00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:53,620
then you will
grow to resent her.
505
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,090
That's actually good advice.
506
00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,791
Well, consider the source, Ray.
507
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,595
But yeah.
508
00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:06,767
So, coat.
509
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,936
Yes or no?
510
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,308
It actually looks pretty
good on you.
511
00:21:14,308 --> 00:21:16,677
- Blow me.
- It does.
512
00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:18,913
♪ ♪
513
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,492
You ever been married?
514
00:21:31,492 --> 00:21:33,527
- Yeah, once.
- What happened?
515
00:21:33,527 --> 00:21:36,697
We got to know each other.
516
00:21:36,697 --> 00:21:38,632
What about you and Ray?
Any chance there?
517
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,002
Nah, we're just having fun.
518
00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:43,404
Cool.
519
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,542
You don't have to ask me
about my life, it's okay.
520
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:50,177
I'm sorry. What about you?
521
00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:52,013
Too late.
522
00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:53,881
("Wedding March" plays)
523
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,632
Man couldn't run a comb
through his hair?
524
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:18,005
Take care of her
or I'll kill you.
525
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,548
MINISTER:
Dearly beloved,
526
00:22:27,548 --> 00:22:29,884
we are gathered here
to celebrate
527
00:22:29,884 --> 00:22:33,054
Marion and Frank,
528
00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:34,821
who, after a lifetime apart,
529
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,557
have reunited
in their golden years.
530
00:22:36,557 --> 00:22:37,892
How you holding up?
531
00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:39,360
MINISTER:
Now they're ready to spend
532
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,322
the rest of their lives together.
533
00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:41,996
She'll be back.
534
00:22:41,996 --> 00:22:44,198
I don't know, Ray.
535
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,934
What, you think she's going
to find somebody else?
536
00:22:46,934 --> 00:22:49,303
Look at her.
537
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:52,739
That's a solid ten in Modesto.
538
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,942
Well, if you're that worried,
539
00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:57,211
get in your car
and bring her home.
540
00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,013
You think?
541
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,683
You got to follow your heart.
542
00:23:02,683 --> 00:23:04,551
MINISTER:
...a time we all need
543
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,154
to look back and realize
the things we've missed,
544
00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:08,856
the things we regret.
545
00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:11,758
Perhaps, the things
we took for granted.
546
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,862
♪ ♪
547
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,136
MINISTER:
...embrace each other
with all of life's
548
00:23:22,136 --> 00:23:23,770
magnificent possibilities.
549
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,574
Frank, do you take this lady
550
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,443
- to be your lawfully wedded...
- Oh, shit.
551
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:33,714
Frank!
552
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,052
Excuse me. Excuse me.
553
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,656
Ray. Ray!
554
00:23:42,656 --> 00:23:44,625
I'll call you when I get there.
555
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,392
{\an8}♪ ♪
556
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,005
{\an8}♪ Yeah ♪
557
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,581
{\an8}♪ Yeah ♪
558
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,029
{\an8}♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
559
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:25,166
{\an8}- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
560
00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:32,839
{\an8}♪ La-la-la, I'll see you
tomorrow in Havana. ♪
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