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This film doesn't intend to
be a documented reproduction...
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...but a recreation
of an atmosphere...
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...in Mexico's night-life
which has disappeared forever.
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Any resemblance with facts
and people from real life...
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...is sheer coincidence.
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- There will be a performance.
- Did they remove the seals?
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- Of course.
- That's cool!
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- Hurry up!
- Put it on my account.
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Third call!
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- Third call...
- C'mon!
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It's show time!
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Tívoli
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Your musical revue
Will make you move
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To the cha cha cha
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Bolero, mambo and danzon rhythms
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Tívoli
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Thanks you for being here
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All of us will happily sing
And dance for you
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At the Tívoli
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This is the musical revue
We wish to present
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The choreography is ready
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You'll see beautiful young ladies
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Showing their legs
And a little more
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You'll have a great time
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Music and smiles
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Is what we want to give you
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This is a great show, you'll see
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You'll forget all your sorrows
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Tívoli
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Tívoli is the place to go
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For having a good time
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All of us are anxious to start
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We'll deserve a lot of applauses
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You'll have a great time
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Tívoli
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Tívoli is the place to go
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For having a good time
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Watch it!
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Get naked!
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Turn off the lights!
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Son of a bitch!
He has a flashlight!
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This was all set up.
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We warned these
intruders more than once.
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We told them they had to go.
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- They just wouldn't listen.
- No, they wouldn't.
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The engineer is very patient.
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But...
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Why don't you explain
these men, Mr. Reginaldo?
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There's no problem here.
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This will benefit the whole area.
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There will be two
seven-story buildings here.
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For the evicted people, right?
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Well... Not exactly.
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We have to plan everything.
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Anyway, over there you'll see an avenue
with green areas and fountains.
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Gladioli too, right?
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And trees. Streets with colonial
streetlights and fountains.
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Over there, it'll be a supermarket
with a parking lot for up to 200 cars.
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Is it true that you'll also open
Reforma Ave to the North?
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And they will demolish all
the buildings in the area...
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...including the nearby neighborship,
"The Organ" and the Tívoli Theater?
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Well, that's up to the Mayor.
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All I can tell you is that he'll let you
know his plans very soon.
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We have to renew
that area of the city.
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It's full of filthy homes,
brothels, night clubs teeming...
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...rabble.
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It's time to clean up that area.
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Please move backwards
for the picture.
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We don't want to fall.
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A little further.
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That's it.
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- Let's go.
- Mr. Reginaldo, I'd like...
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I'll see you at my office.
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Quintana?
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- Yes, sir?
- Treat them all to breakfast.
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- Yes, sir.
- You join them too.
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Yes, sir.
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This way, please.
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Here they are.
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Yes, here they are.
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More than 50 deeds of
the plots you chose yourself.
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Well, the ones we could get.
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These are the places
where the whores are.
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This is the building around
the corner of Peralvillo...
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...and there are some in Tlatelolco,
anyway, all through that area.
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A lot of people won't sell.
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They figured things out
and won't sell at any price.
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They'll sell, don't worry.
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We're talking about very old
buildings, filthy homes, dumps.
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What do you know?
Here we have more than 60 millions.
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Almost 65.
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Will you get 30%?
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I wish! It had to
be divided by three or four.
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That's the way it is.
Four parts.
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I'm only getting 20%.
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How's the deal on the Insurgentes
jardinieres going?
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Mr. Landín has been on my back.
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The ones we put
last month came down.
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Better yet, you moron.
We'll make them again.
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And the painting
of the posts deal?
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Faster, Paulo.
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Dear Virgin of Guadalupe
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Queen of Latin America
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Dear Virgin of Guadalupe
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My heart is all yours
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Indulge yourself, baby.
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- What is it?
- It's urgent, Mr. Quijano.
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Come back later.
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No! It's a matter
of life and death.
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- Go away!
- It is urgent!
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I'm coming, damn it!
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I won't be long.
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Oh, Güeyo!
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You and your bad timing!
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It's horrible!
The bulldozers will come...
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...and do what they
did with my home.
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- This all will go...
- What the fuck are you talking about?
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- Read.
- Bulldozers?
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- Tourists robbed in...
- Are you coming, Chucho?
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Yes, I'm coming.
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I'm coming.
Give me just one second.
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That's not it.
Here. Read.
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DOWNTOWN AREA
WILL BE TORN DOWN
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- Fuck!
- It's a tragedy!
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Don't get dressed, baby!
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They screwed us up!
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They screwed us up!
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Get dressed.
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- Eva!
- Hi, Sansón.
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- How are you doing?
- Just look at me.
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"El Movidas" wants to take you a picture.
Stand right here.
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Look sexy and hot, OK?
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That's it.
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Hey, Güeyo, go back
to the entrance.
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True.
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She sucks!
When is she done?
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- Is she going today?
- She's not that bad.
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She couldn't be worse!
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We'll stick to your words.
I'll talk a little better about you.
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Come on, Sansón, I know you.
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You always do as you please.
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And I don't care if they
tear down the Tívoli.
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I have a lot of offers.
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I even got an offer for TV...
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...and I'll start touring
next week... with Eva.
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Anyway, what the authorities
are doing is still outrageous.
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- Can I print your exact words?
- Why not?
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- Want a picture?
- Sure.
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- Let's ask "El Movidas".
- OK.
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I'll get dressed.
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You're a collection woman!
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- Just give us a chance.
- I don't have time right now.
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- How long will it take?
- 2 minutes.
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I'm from Coahuila,
I was born right in Saltillo.
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I'm like a hawk:
I flap my wings...
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...but I don't screech.
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Don't pinch her!
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Stick to your business,
fucking Japanese.
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- What's your problem?
- Come on, don't be nasty!
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Tiliches!
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Foreigners!
They take away what's ours.
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I like to earn my daily
bread with my own sweat.
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Let's sweat it out
some day, huh?
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- How about a little dancing?
- Cool!
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It's been 2 minutes already.
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Turn this way, baby!
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There's little
audience again, Sansón.
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Last weekend was at its lowest.
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Want more advertising?
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Let me see that.
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"If you are a good Christian
with solid morals...
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...don't go to the Tívoli Theater
where they show naked women...
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...and tell disrespectful jokes."
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Great. Write "show naked
women" in capitals...
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...like "Tívoli Theater".
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Print 1,000 or 2,000 fliers...
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...and hand them out at
the church, after services...
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...and rosaries,
like last time.
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Go on, the inspector is gone.
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I told you Eva
wouldn't take nobody...
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...who could cast a shadow over her.
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There's no use, when they want
to screw you up, they just do.
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An injunction is an injunction!
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And a swindle is a swindle.
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No shit! I'm an expert
at injunctions.
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You just ask, I'll tell
you all about them.
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When they demolish the theater,
we'll shove the injunction up our asses.
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What about your relative?
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Hey, I know someone who
deals with heavy matters...
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...at courts, attorney's
general office, everywhere.
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He's a hell of a lawyer!
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Even the best fixer could
do nothing at this point.
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I just wanted to help.
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If it only were
a matter of fixers.
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Where are the caviar buns
and the champagne I ordered?
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What?
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OK, chicken tacos
with beans on the side.
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No beans for her,
they show in her belly.
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- Cafe au lait for all of us.
- Yes, Don Chucho.
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That means:
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"Welcome dearest boss
and great Quijanoa."
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Everything will be OK,
you'll see.
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We can always change stages.
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This act is a winner,
believe me.
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- It's called "The Wise Bunny".
- Mr. Funny is here.
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Come on, give me a break.
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Just watch. Greet him, bunny.
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The ladies here are very pretty.
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Give them a nice applause.
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Very well. Besides it's
not ashamed to work.
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You have no shame, do you?
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Don Facundo, why don't
we talk next year?
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Around this time.
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Goodbye, Facundo.
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Shit, you messed me up.
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- Coffee, please.
- OK.
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Separate checks.
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Couldn't the Union help us?
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Well, I would have to present
the case in the proper way...
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...to the executive committee.
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We'll see what happens and...
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In cases like this,
the Union has to give in.
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Well, so much as give in,
I don't know, but...
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- ...it's a serious matter.
- Tell me about it!
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Besides, the media must
be making all this up.
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- No, it's for real.
- We could move to the...
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...Arbeu Theater
or to Bellas Artes.
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Yeah, sure.
With what money, Javier?
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- We could form a cooperative.
- Where does this all start?
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The Mayor.
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Who can stop it?
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The Mayor.
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Right. That's the key.
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We must show him that
demolishing the theater...
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...is not good for him
in political terms.
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That's right, in
political terms.
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That's the only
side he cares about.
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We'll tell him that it's not
good for him that a group...
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...of poor people, a bunch
of nobodies like you...
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...well, like us, is thrown
out to the streets.
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Is there any other way?
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- Well...
- ...you're screwed.
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Legally, they'll screw you up.
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How are you defending yourself?
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00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:38,166
Why don't you ask the Mayor
to help you?
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Yes, why don't you
go talk to him?
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I told you if she didn't talk
it wasn't because...
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...she's stupid but a genius.
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That's exactly what
I wanted to propose.
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We should go pay
a visit as a group...
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...and let him hear us
loud and clear.
252
00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,958
We'll tell him if he doesn't
sort this thing out...
253
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,916
...50 families will be homeless.
254
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,833
What will these girls do?
255
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:10,541
They could work at The Organ.
256
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,958
And old guys like you
should go to an hospice.
257
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,249
That's the picture.
And let us hint him...
258
00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:20,833
...that if the media knows
how to do its job properly...
259
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:23,625
...we could be a pain in the ass, right?
260
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,708
- I'll see to it.
- Cool!
261
00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:29,500
Jaime Luna from the newspaper
"Esto" would give us a hand.
262
00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:32,541
And lots of other people too.
It'll be a riot!
263
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,249
Hold it, Tiliches.
264
00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,583
Hold it, guys.
265
00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:38,416
You're talking about
harming the government.
266
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,499
Of course! Aren't they harming us?
267
00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:43,666
Don't they want to
tear down the Tívoli?
268
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,500
You sound like Palillo.
269
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,124
- Let's go see the Mayor.
- Yeah!
270
00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:51,958
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
271
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,666
- I'll stay.
- Why?
272
00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:55,166
He doesn't like me.
273
00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:58,875
He put me in jail for
that skit I did, remember?
274
00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,833
Besides, most of the times...
275
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,041
...the theater is closed
down it's on my account.
276
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,000
But Eva can go with you guys.
277
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,708
With her looks, who
could refuse anything?
278
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,291
What do you think?
279
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,583
You are so funny...
280
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,416
I need you to sign these, sir.
281
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,416
- I'll sign them later.
- But...
282
00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:58,250
I said I'll sign them later.
283
00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:00,833
- Write down your name.
- Yes, sir.
284
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:11,083
- And business.
- Huh?
285
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:14,583
Business.
B-u-s-i-n-e-s-s.
286
00:29:14,625 --> 00:29:16,749
- What are you here for?
- Right.
287
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:19,291
Well, I'm here about the plot.
288
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,208
Don't tell me, write it down.
289
00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:34,458
Don't forget the Tívoli case,
it's urgent.
290
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,124
- What?
- The Tívoli Theater case.
291
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,166
We favor nobody here.
292
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:42,291
There are people who have
been waiting longer than you.
293
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:43,791
So, please...
294
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:48,958
Don Reginaldo, what a surprise!
Come on in, boss.
295
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,791
- Hi, Monroy.
- I saw your picture...
296
00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:52,083
...with The Man.
297
00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,750
Come on in, boss.
298
00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:20,666
One moment.
299
00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:54,125
You may go in.
300
00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:57,666
- Yes, you.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
301
00:30:57,708 --> 00:31:00,416
Chapas, Don Güeyo, Harapos.
302
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:01,666
Thanks.
303
00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:16,625
Are we going in or what?
304
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,791
This is waiting room A.
305
00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:20,958
- Huh?
- Waiting room A.
306
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:24,833
- That one is waiting room B.
- Is it?
307
00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:36,625
- Hey, she...
- Follow me, please.
308
00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:40,333
- Come on, make it fast.
- Sure.
309
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:46,083
This way, please.
310
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,375
This way, please.
311
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:45,666
- Hey! We had an appointment.
- Hey!
312
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:48,708
- Hey, we had an...
- Please, go straight ahead.
313
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:52,000
- Hey!
- Why do you throw us out?
314
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:58,208
- What are we doing now?
- Let's use the other door.
315
00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:00,416
They'll throw us out again.
316
00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:02,250
- Knock again!
- Hey, you!
317
00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:06,375
- Let's protest!
- Yes, as only a Mexican knows.
318
00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:10,124
Let's call a taxi.
319
00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:11,291
Taxi!
320
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:27,999
Don't worry, Mr. Reginaldo,
I'll take care of everything.
321
00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,125
Fine.
322
00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:38,583
It's Italian fabric,
a model from Givenchy.
323
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:39,833
Given... what?
324
00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:44,833
Givenchy. It's divine.
Don't you think so, Mr. Reginaldo?
325
00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,458
I just love it.
326
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,083
- She's the boss.
- Of course.
327
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,375
Try it on, ma'am.
328
00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:58,250
Excuse me.
329
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:46,708
- Something's missing.
- Of course, a fur coat...
330
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,500
...bracelets, necklaces
and a watch.
331
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:57,208
NANA & THE DEVIL
MA. LUISA LANDIN, 2 ORCHESTRAS
332
00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:03,791
THE TIVOLI DEMOLITION
ABUSE OF AUTHORITY
333
00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:48,458
The editor called me and told me:
"You screwed up."
334
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,166
"As from today, not a
word about the Tívoli."
335
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:53,041
"You'll write
society columns."
336
00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:56,499
Who'll write about
us and defend us?
337
00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:59,333
My boss was very clear:
338
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,833
"Society columns
or your resignation."
339
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:05,166
Now he'll do society
columns. Big mouth!
340
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:08,291
Hey, why don't you
write for another paper?
341
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,499
- It'll be the same everywhere.
- They're all drooling.
342
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:15,333
- Not a word about the Tívoli.
- God, she's good!
343
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,124
To freedom of the press.
344
00:36:17,166 --> 00:36:20,500
- Thanks.
- Look at that!
345
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:23,458
I think they're trying
to cover the Tívoli...
346
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,291
...and the Reforma Ave. matters.
347
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:28,583
- Watch when she takes off...
- This is serious...
348
00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:31,166
...and you're watching
the devil's tits!
349
00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:32,541
Aren't they hot?
350
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,208
When do you want her
at the theater?
351
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,458
- She might not even show up.
- Who?
352
00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:57,791
Eva. They just took her away
and she didn't show up...
353
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:01,416
- ...that night for the show.
- She said she'd be here.
354
00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:03,874
We have to rehearse
for our TV act.
355
00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:06,124
- Ha!
- What do you mean?
356
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,458
Don't you see what's coming?
357
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:11,625
We won't always depend
on the fucking theater.
358
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:13,458
I'll give Eva her break.
359
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,791
I might take her
with me to Acapulco.
360
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:18,499
I'll get her off this
tits showing business...
361
00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:21,124
...and give her prestige.
362
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,791
- Sure.
- You'll see.
363
00:37:50,416 --> 00:37:53,541
Well, gotta go.
I'm going to a wedding.
364
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:56,666
You're writing about it or
holding the brides train?
365
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:40,166
Tiliches, we're friends, give
me a hand with Don Chucho.
366
00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:47,708
- What happened?
- She won't work anymore.
367
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:49,749
- What?
- I told you so.
368
00:39:49,791 --> 00:39:53,083
The look on that Mr. Reginaldo's
face said: "I'll keep her."
369
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:57,874
- Tiliches!
- All the way from Hollywood...
370
00:39:57,916 --> 00:40:02,125
...to indulge the distinguished
audience at the "Waikiki"...
371
00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:04,250
...your place...
372
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,208
...the fabulous couple...
373
00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:10,666
...Chin and
the Golden Goddess.
374
00:40:58,833 --> 00:41:00,791
She's not working anymore.
375
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,291
- Huh?
- She's not working anymore!
376
00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:07,041
She wants you to look
for another partner...
377
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:10,916
- ...for the TV act business.
- That bitch!
378
00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:13,458
Who made her?
379
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:16,666
Who taught her how to move?
I even gave her the name!
380
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,750
Her former name
was Loreto García.
381
00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:23,541
See? From Loreto García
to Eva Candela!
382
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,583
What an ungrateful bitch!
383
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,458
- Waiter!
- This is a good act.
384
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,750
No way!
385
00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:58,333
Such is love
386
00:41:58,458 --> 00:42:01,625
One must be a good sport
387
00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:14,125
- Don't you want me to drive?
- When your darling goes away...
388
00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:24,083
Hey, you, slit eyes!
389
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,000
Taxi!
390
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,833
This is the way of love...
391
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,999
Need company, baby?
392
00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:37,416
Could you...?
393
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:42,875
Little china doll...
394
00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:46,583
Come on, he knows that
Japanese style boxing.
395
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:48,625
I don't care!
396
00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:59,625
Don't mind him, he's drunk.
397
00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,000
Come on!
398
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,749
- Stop it!
- Leave me alone.
399
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,708
- Stop it!
- Come on!
400
00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:18,083
- Stop it.
- Come on, big eyes!
401
00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:19,666
Come on!
402
00:44:18,083 --> 00:44:20,416
It's good we weren't in the car.
403
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:28,499
In Heaven's name
404
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:32,875
I ask for your hospitality
405
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,541
As my beloved wife
406
00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:43,375
Can walk no further
407
00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:48,083
Come on in, travelers
408
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,749
Travelers
409
00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:54,458
Make yourselves at home
410
00:44:56,416 --> 00:44:58,833
And he goes:
"Me, a drunkard?"
411
00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:02,541
"I'm no drunkard just because
I drink from time to time."
412
00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:05,416
So, I go: "Me, gay?"
413
00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:09,250
"I'm no gay just because I
fuck men from time to time."
414
00:45:12,625 --> 00:45:13,666
You devil!
415
00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:15,499
We...
416
00:45:15,541 --> 00:45:18,666
...have loved each other...
417
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:22,916
...ever since we met.
418
00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:25,250
- Second call.
- Your mom's coming!
419
00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:27,625
- May I have a sip?
- Sure.
420
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,000
Thanks.
421
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,166
Always here!
422
00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:44,958
Come on, let's go
find Silvia and Chui.
423
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,500
-I was going to say:
-Lend me your eyeliner.
424
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,041
"In this cool morning
I sing a song for you..."
425
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,999
...when I heard a
voice from above:
426
00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:57,166
"If you let me have your
sister, I'll knock her up."
427
00:45:58,208 --> 00:46:01,541
That kept happening
the whole act.
428
00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:04,749
When I was done, the audience
applauded me and I said:
429
00:46:04,791 --> 00:46:09,166
"You shouldn't applaud me,
but the guy up there."
430
00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:12,916
- Let's see how you look.
- You're right.
431
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:14,999
You don't have much tits.
432
00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:17,500
You'll never make it
as an exotic dancer.
433
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:19,208
You need some exercise.
434
00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:23,166
Those pills are no good.
Wear some padding.
435
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:26,000
Eva told me to go like this.
436
00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:29,166
Not like that!
You'll go flatter.
437
00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:32,583
Watch it,
here comes Mrs. Furs.
438
00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,666
Let's go, Chui.
439
00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:44,291
- Were they much trouble?
- Not at all.
440
00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:48,291
Exercises for her tits.
441
00:46:48,791 --> 00:46:51,291
She wants to be an exotic
dancer, now is the time.
442
00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,125
Oh, dear! You took
after your father!
443
00:46:54,625 --> 00:46:58,875
You know, I was in show business
for 15 years...
444
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:02,124
...until these little angels
came along...
445
00:47:02,166 --> 00:47:05,583
...and spoiled the best body
in the whole country.
446
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,875
Hey, I'll show you some
exercises for your breasts.
447
00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:12,916
Watch and learn.
448
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:16,666
This one is not only
good for your breasts...
449
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:20,208
...but it helps reduce the
double chin. Pay attention.
450
00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:22,291
Follow me!
451
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:25,583
One...
452
00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:27,625
...two...
453
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:29,958
- ...cha cha cha.
- Oh, come on!
454
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,416
- One... two...
- Tits, tits, tits.
455
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,666
- OK, again.
- One...
456
00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:40,625
...two, tits, tits, tits.
457
00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:56,750
What's wrong?
What did you do to her?
458
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,874
Nothing.
459
00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:01,666
After all I was
pretty hot, wasn't I?
460
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:10,541
Hey, that bracelet
you wanted, no can do.
461
00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:14,083
- What?
- Things are going pretty bad.
462
00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:19,666
The worst thing was when Eva
left. I told you, didn't I?
463
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,874
And now, Tiliches wants out too.
464
00:48:22,916 --> 00:48:25,708
Come on, baby, don't be
a pain in the butt.
465
00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:30,750
Things are fucking bad.
What are we gonna do?
466
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,166
- Remember, darling?
- What?
467
00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,875
This couch is where
it all started.
468
00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:43,124
Really?
469
00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:44,500
No, I don't remember.
470
00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:50,458
Come on, girls, hurry up!
Get on stage!
471
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:54,250
Shake it up, girls. What you
don't show, you don't sell.
472
00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:00,958
Do you want some candy?
473
00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:03,708
- Mommy, mommy...
- She's right here.
474
00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:07,458
- Eat your candy.
- Look, I've rehearsed...
475
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,708
- ...a new act.
- Shit, you scared him!
476
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:12,958
The only mute ventriloquist
doll in the world.
477
00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:18,750
Hey, why don't you let Lili
try out to take Eva's place?
478
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,583
- Lili?
- Yeah.
479
00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:38,625
Keep a full shot in camera 1
and a close-up in camera 2.
480
00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:44,958
How are you, people?
Good day.
481
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:47,333
Good day, like they said
to the widows:
482
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:50,000
"May yours be good and
generously shared."
483
00:49:53,541 --> 00:49:56,874
What's that? I've only
heard that sound in...
484
00:49:56,916 --> 00:49:59,458
...Zacatecas, my home town.
485
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:05,666
I was a little late
because my car, a new Dodge...
486
00:50:05,791 --> 00:50:07,333
...well, I mean,
I am a dodger.
487
00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:11,541
No, no, really...
488
00:50:11,916 --> 00:50:13,583
...my old car...
489
00:50:14,416 --> 00:50:16,541
...my old car
fell of a cliff...
490
00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:19,416
...well, it was really
a pothole in Bucareli St.
491
00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:24,666
By the way, I was
reading some news.
492
00:50:29,541 --> 00:50:32,250
"Downtown streets
will be extended."
493
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,708
So there's room for
more potholes, I guess.
494
00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:39,458
Here's another piece of news.
495
00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:43,166
A rich civil servant repented...
496
00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:46,875
...and inherited his
fortune to an orphanage.
497
00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:49,458
That doesn't sound right.
498
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:53,041
Oh, that's no news,
that's the story line...
499
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:55,291
...of the soap opera
following this show.
500
00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:57,875
Have you heard
about the foreman?
501
00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:02,083
He seeks his own benefit but
he's supposed to work for-man.
502
00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:06,416
Here's another piece of news.
503
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:10,458
"The Mayor promises...",
he's very good at that.
504
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:13,916
"He promises he'll
put an end to corrupt...
505
00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:15,666
...police officers."
506
00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:21,083
I do believe that. He likes
putting an end to everything.
507
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:24,583
- For example, the Tívoli.
- Fuck! Shut up!
508
00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:28,124
While he tears down something
he makes something else...
509
00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:30,458
...like a big fortune
for the contractor...
510
00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:34,333
...and gives his share
to God knows who.
511
00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:37,250
Well, in fact we do know who.
512
00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:40,708
- Yes?
- Zoom in.
513
00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:42,625
Yes, sir.
514
00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:45,041
- Yes, sir.
- He's always promising...
515
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:48,666
- He spoke to you himself?
- ...he'll put an end to...
516
00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:50,666
No, sir, I don't doubt you.
517
00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:53,250
No, sir, I'm sorry.
518
00:51:53,791 --> 00:51:57,875
It's not the monologue we rehearsed
but you know these people.
519
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,083
- Talking about the Tívoli...
- Yes.
520
00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:04,083
...you people at home
should send some letters...
521
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:05,624
Yes, sir, in this moment.
522
00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,374
It's outrageous
that 46 families...
523
00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,500
...we'll be thrown
out to the streets.
524
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:14,624
I'd appreciate it if you
did send a lot of letters...
525
00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:18,708
...in order to help us.
They can't tear down our theater.
526
00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:20,625
That's it!
527
00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:23,833
Extending Reforma Ave is fine...
528
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:26,750
...but it's not fair
that Tívoli is demolished...
529
00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:32,416
Hey, who turned off the monitor?
530
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:36,375
For enjoying a delicious
and unique flavor...
531
00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,958
...only "Dorada".
532
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:41,041
"Dorada".
533
00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:47,208
Hey! Why did you
turn off the monitor?
534
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:52,083
My act isn't over yet.
Who sent to commercials?
535
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:55,958
The real golden beer
for successful men...
536
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:59,250
...and for people
with a golden future.
537
00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:10,500
What are you smoking in there?
538
00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,958
Plain cigarettes, mom.
539
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,291
Just plain cigarettes.
540
00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:19,333
This is no plain cigarette.
541
00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:34,083
GREAT TIVOLI FAREWELL
SEASON DUE TO DEMOLITION
542
00:53:38,875 --> 00:53:41,624
- A cousin of yours?
- That's right.
543
00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:46,624
Getting in for free is all
you filthy rich people want.
544
00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:49,875
- Come on!
- Come on, yourself!
545
00:53:53,958 --> 00:53:56,624
This place is all
you could afford?
546
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:59,708
When you're on stage,
stick out your ass...
547
00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:02,291
...and your tits too,
of course.
548
00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:04,666
- What's this?
- Hi, there.
549
00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:08,458
- Weren't you in Acapulco?
- I didn't find a partner on time.
550
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,166
You never asked me.
551
00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:12,958
- Dream on!
- What do you mean?
552
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:15,958
Who do you think is
taking Eva's place?
553
00:54:17,208 --> 00:54:19,708
And the big paddings?
554
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:22,916
I lost one of them.
I couldn't go out there...
555
00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:25,333
...with one boob looking
bigger than the other.
556
00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:27,999
- She's taking them off anyway.
- Maybe the audience...
557
00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:31,833
...will ask her to
put them back on.
558
00:54:34,416 --> 00:54:38,666
Hey, tell us about your
TV show. I saw you.
559
00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:43,374
It's for retards. I quit.
Theater is my thing.
560
00:54:43,416 --> 00:54:46,333
- OK, Lili, it's your turn.
- Already?
561
00:54:46,375 --> 00:54:49,083
- Break a leg, darling!
- Thanks.
562
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:50,625
Good luck!
563
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:54,749
- She finally got her break.
- Thank God.
564
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:59,041
- Today she becomes a stripper.
- Let's hope she doesn't screw up.
565
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:00,291
Come on!
566
00:55:57,833 --> 00:56:04,875
- Show us what you've got!
- We want tits and ass!
567
00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:08,166
Tits and ass!
568
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,166
Tits and ass!
Tits and ass!
569
00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:15,083
Tits and ass!
570
00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:22,125
Tits and ass!
571
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:34,375
- Tits and ass!
- Tits and ass!
572
00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:38,416
Tits and ass!
Tits and ass!
573
00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:41,375
Maestro?
574
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,416
Play the Mixteca song, will you?
575
00:56:45,416 --> 00:56:47,708
- Excuse me?
- The Mixteca song.
576
00:56:54,833 --> 00:57:02,833
I'm so, so far away
From my home town
577
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,249
Damn it!
578
00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:11,916
I am as homesick as I can be
579
00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,625
I screwed up!
580
00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:16,666
I screwed up!
581
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,291
My dad said he'd come with
my family and it had to be...
582
00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:24,791
...on my debut
as a stripper!
583
00:57:24,833 --> 00:57:26,625
Take it easy, darling.
584
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:31,916
I couldn't do it. When I saw
them I just couldn't go on.
585
00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:50,999
- Knock, knock.
- Why don't you knock?
586
00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,625
Here I go again, knock, knock.
587
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,958
- Come back later.
- You think you'll be alive?
588
00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:09,791
- Hi, Tiliches. It's my turn.
- Whose turn is it now?
589
00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:22,708
Where did you get those
dancing roosters?
590
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,541
It's a great act.
591
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,250
You'll see.
592
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,208
Hold me, partner!
593
00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:09,750
Don't move, we'll be fined!
594
00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:14,791
Get her! Get her!
595
00:59:28,291 --> 00:59:29,916
So you want in again, huh?
596
00:59:32,041 --> 00:59:34,791
OK, but... I don't know.
597
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:37,958
I can't pay you what
you earned before.
598
00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:41,999
- I can't afford it.
- Of course.
599
00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:44,500
Those fucking roosters
must charge a lot.
600
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:56,999
I don't complain.
601
00:59:57,041 --> 01:00:03,166
Money has been coming in
being the farewell season and all, but...
602
01:00:16,541 --> 01:00:18,624
How many shows do they stand?
603
01:00:18,666 --> 01:00:21,458
Well, three roosters get
electrocuted daily.
604
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:24,333
Don't worry, we use them
to make rooster soup.
605
01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:28,374
Hey, tell him what you do so
the mouse will squeak on time.
606
01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:31,791
Well, I hold him like
this and I tie a string...
607
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:33,958
...you know where and...
608
01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:45,250
Now you're against cruelty
to animals?
609
01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:47,833
Son of a...!
610
01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:50,000
Quijanito...
611
01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:54,208
...I have a great idea for
a humongous farewell show.
612
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:57,874
All the big stars joining forces
with their poor fellow artists.
613
01:00:57,916 --> 01:01:00,958
- They won't be up to it.
- I just have to make some calls.
614
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,791
- Trust me. It's for a good cause.
- Will you pitch in?
615
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:09,624
One, two, three, four, Five, six
616
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:13,375
Seven, eight... Mambo!
617
01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:31,208
One, two, three, four, Five, six
618
01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:34,875
Seven, eight... Mambo!
619
01:03:05,541 --> 01:03:06,875
You jerk!
620
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,583
- What's up?
- I have a great plan.
621
01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:16,250
- Yeah?
- Do I switch to one?
622
01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:19,249
- No, stay there.
- A humongous show...
623
01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:21,625
...to raise funds for
the Tívoli's artists.
624
01:03:21,833 --> 01:03:24,083
The performers already signed.
625
01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:27,291
Well, they've given their word,
they're not charging.
626
01:03:27,416 --> 01:03:30,416
I'm talking about big stars.
That's why I'm here.
627
01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:33,166
To discuss the details
with Pérez Prado.
628
01:03:33,958 --> 01:03:36,333
- Do you know him?
- Know him?
629
01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,875
I write the lyrics to his music!
630
01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:42,875
Maestro!
631
01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:51,250
All the big stars
will be there...
632
01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:53,916
...and you'll broadcast the show.
633
01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:56,916
Of course, when the exotic
dancers come out...
634
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,666
...you'll go to
commercial break.
635
01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:03,541
- How much will this cost?
- That's the best part!
636
01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:07,833
Not a cent, so all the money
that comes in from sponsors...
637
01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:09,124
...will be mine.
638
01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:10,916
Well, I mean 70/30.
639
01:04:12,541 --> 01:04:14,291
OK, 60/40.
640
01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,583
50/50.
641
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,375
- No problem.
- It's poor people, you know.
642
01:04:35,958 --> 01:04:38,333
Here, give them this.
643
01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:41,458
That guy got the dough
out of Pérez Prado.
644
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:44,833
- What?
- He got the dough out of Pérez Prado.
645
01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:46,416
Thanks a lot, sir.
646
01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:47,458
You're welcome.
647
01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:54,333
- Free!
- Taxi!
648
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,250
- Free!
- Taxi!
649
01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:14,249
- Watch out for the gorilla.
- What?
650
01:05:14,291 --> 01:05:16,916
She can only go out with me.
I'm her chaperone.
651
01:05:16,958 --> 01:05:19,541
That's how Mr. Reginaldo
calls me.
652
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:22,583
And the gorilla is
here to look after us.
653
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,208
Only the chaperone can be
near her and that's me.
654
01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:31,541
If you want to talk to Eva,
do it now while dancing.
655
01:05:31,583 --> 01:05:36,541
The gorilla has orders to
beat whoever gets near her.
656
01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:06,875
I am...
657
01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:09,458
The taxi driver
658
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:13,166
Yes, sir, the taxi driver
659
01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:14,416
I am...
660
01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,291
The cabby
661
01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:20,958
Yes, sir, the cabby
662
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,166
I am...
663
01:06:22,916 --> 01:06:25,083
The macalacachimba
664
01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:28,666
Yes, sir, the macalacachimba
665
01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:29,708
I am...
666
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:32,583
The icuiriqui
667
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:36,416
Yes, sir, the icuiriqui
668
01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:03,583
This is a clear case of
abuse of civil authority...
669
01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:07,250
...in urban disposal terms,
don't say more.
670
01:07:07,416 --> 01:07:11,041
Listen, the United Front
for the Defense of Dwellers...
671
01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:15,499
...has been winning this
kind of cases for 25 years.
672
01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:19,541
Everybody respects the Front
and its leader, yours truly.
673
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:20,833
Raul!
674
01:07:21,458 --> 01:07:22,583
Raul!
675
01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:26,791
I'm taking care of
your business too.
676
01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:33,416
Didn't you hear about
the Popular Neighborhood Two?
677
01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:34,458
No.
678
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:38,125
The government wanted
to tear down their houses...
679
01:07:38,416 --> 01:07:40,083
...to build a park...
680
01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:42,499
...in their place, but I
told them: "As sure as...
681
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:45,208
...my name is Félix Pantoja
we'll win this case."
682
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:46,374
And there I went.
683
01:07:46,416 --> 01:07:50,166
- What happened?
- What do you think?
684
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,833
- That's why I...
- It's the same with the Tívoli.
685
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:58,958
The Mayor wants to screw you
up just for the hell of it.
686
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,208
That's why I was sent to you.
I wanted to...
687
01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,458
I know it for a fact.
688
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,708
- I wanted to...
- Give me a second.
689
01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:07,416
- Sure.
- Just one second.
690
01:08:09,375 --> 01:08:12,708
- It's an injustice...
- Hold it. Tell him...
691
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:15,458
- ...I need this case solved today.
- Yes, boss.
692
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:16,625
Today, OK?
693
01:08:17,416 --> 01:08:21,041
- Get going.
- There are 50 families...
694
01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:24,625
Take this case, for example.
A solved case.
695
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,708
It's all a matter
of having contacts...
696
01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:29,458
...pulling some strings...
697
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,625
...and being right, of course.
698
01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:36,791
I was telling you about
the Mayor's bad faith.
699
01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:42,291
I was in his office when
they showed him the model...
700
01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:44,458
...of the Reforma
Ave. extension.
701
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:48,541
We can start working a
month from now, Mayor.
702
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:52,000
We commit to finish
over a two year period.
703
01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:57,083
We agreed on 22 months.
704
01:09:00,833 --> 01:09:03,708
What's this building
in the corner?
705
01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:05,416
The Tívoli Theater, sir.
706
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:07,833
The Tívoli, huh?
707
01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:10,083
What did I tell you about it?
708
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:16,083
Well, yes sir, but that's how
it turned out in the plans.
709
01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:17,541
Turned out, my ass!
710
01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:19,916
It's nothing but
a seedy joint...
711
01:09:20,541 --> 01:09:22,958
...with strippers
and cheap comedians...
712
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,000
...where bums and
perverts go to jack off.
713
01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:29,874
No way that theater
will stay there!
714
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,874
Neither those filthy
neighborhoods!
715
01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:34,166
I want them gone too!
716
01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:39,125
Tívoli, my ass!
717
01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:45,250
A traffic circle.
718
01:09:46,375 --> 01:09:49,083
- That's what I want.
- Another one?
719
01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:51,875
Yes, another one.
720
01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,416
What's wrong with
traffic circles?
721
01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:04,958
Just my kind of case!
You'll see, we'll get our way.
722
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,666
It'll take me from eight to
10 days. End of story.
723
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:11,249
Nobody will mess with you for
as long as the trial takes.
724
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:13,333
10 to 15 years,
the longer the better.
725
01:10:13,666 --> 01:10:18,375
No one will mess with you
if yours truly defends you.
726
01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:21,166
Give us a moment, will you?
727
01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:22,708
Tiliches.
728
01:10:26,333 --> 01:10:27,666
Give me a card.
729
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,958
Give me two.
730
01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:32,208
All.
731
01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,500
- What you've got?
- Hi.
732
01:10:38,250 --> 01:10:39,791
- How many sixes?
- One.
733
01:10:39,916 --> 01:10:40,916
You win.
734
01:10:44,625 --> 01:10:48,208
How much did you say we
needed to start working?
735
01:10:48,791 --> 01:10:51,708
Let's make it 3,000
for me to start moving.
736
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:55,000
But it'll all be
settled in eight to 10 days.
737
01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:56,916
Let's make it 2,000.
738
01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:01,333
- 2,500.
- Let's do it half way.
739
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:02,791
1,500.
740
01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:06,291
OK, 2,500.
741
01:11:10,916 --> 01:11:13,583
- Go on, count.
- No need to.
742
01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:14,625
Raul?
743
01:11:15,916 --> 01:11:17,541
Needless to say...
744
01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:22,166
...you were lucky yours truly
took your case in.
745
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:31,250
Enough. Enough.
746
01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,375
We'll call you.
747
01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,666
Next.
748
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:44,958
May I begin?
749
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:25,833
Mr. Quijano, everybody
is waiting for you.
750
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:30,041
- Listen...
- Come on, it's urgent.
751
01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:32,791
You and your bad timing, Güeyo!
752
01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:42,625
Tell her to wait in my office
for signing her contract.
753
01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:53,166
This way.
754
01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:56,166
Go sit down, child.
755
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,541
Take a seat, please.
756
01:13:06,166 --> 01:13:08,250
This is how things are.
757
01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:13,541
This is where we stand.
758
01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:19,958
Your homes and neighborhoods
will be torn down.
759
01:13:21,166 --> 01:13:24,333
Either we stand together
or we get screwed up.
760
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:29,500
Mr. Pantoja here will
explain to you our position.
761
01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,625
Thank you. Thank you.
762
01:13:38,291 --> 01:13:41,541
OK, people, how many
of you are tenants?
763
01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,208
And owners?
764
01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:52,874
Doña Engracia, isn't
that neighborhood in...
765
01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:55,666
- ...Libertad St. yours?
- I sold it yesterday.
766
01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:59,124
Some men came in and
told me my taxes would...
767
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:04,000
...increase five times
because of the works.
768
01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:05,999
The added value, of course.
769
01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:08,333
Yeah, added...
Yes, that's it.
770
01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,666
The same thing happened to me.
771
01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:14,249
I had to sell my building
to those same men.
772
01:14:14,291 --> 01:14:17,583
- What did they look like?
- God knows!
773
01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:20,750
I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to her.
774
01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:24,708
Well, the one who did
the talking was tall...
775
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:27,666
...hefty, had dark skin...
776
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:31,250
...blue eyes, thick eyebrows...
777
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:35,208
...was smoking a cigar
and wore a striped suit.
778
01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:40,375
There were two cops with him
and a big guy with a gun.
779
01:14:40,583 --> 01:14:41,875
Of course!
780
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,416
They're buying everything
around here.
781
01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:49,833
The Front for the Defense of Dwellers
is here to defend you all...
782
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:54,041
...tenants and owners against
the abuse of the authorities.
783
01:14:57,458 --> 01:15:01,291
- Who's protecting us?
- The Front for the...
784
01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:04,208
- Yes, I know, but how?
- What do you mean "how"?
785
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:07,458
Acting according to the law.
786
01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:11,124
We're fucked! The only law
for us is Herod's law.
787
01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:14,499
We'll force the authorities
to give us some guarantees.
788
01:15:14,541 --> 01:15:18,583
They're the ones responsible
for the tearing down.
789
01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:22,958
There are different
kinds of authorities.
790
01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:26,791
Haven't you heard about
the Constitution?
791
01:15:27,125 --> 01:15:28,208
The what?
792
01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:36,375
Out of there!
793
01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:41,583
Fuck off!
794
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,208
Tiny people, get out!
795
01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:03,833
Gentlemen, I'm begging
you to let me do my job.
796
01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:06,916
Tits and ass!
797
01:16:08,666 --> 01:16:10,833
Tits and ass!
798
01:16:12,666 --> 01:16:14,666
We want tits and ass!
799
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:22,625
Gentlemen, screw you!
800
01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:30,541
- Don't push me!
- I'm not.
801
01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:32,624
- Don't push me!
- I'm not!
802
01:16:32,666 --> 01:16:35,041
- You are!
- I never push anybody.
803
01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:37,458
Are we making up then?
Stop it!
804
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,041
I'm not pushing.
805
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:40,916
Let go!
806
01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:42,458
Hey!
807
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:48,624
- Let's go.
- Let me go change my clothes.
808
01:16:48,666 --> 01:16:51,499
You're fine. Are you
a man or a woman?
809
01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:54,166
More of a man than you, more
of a woman than your mother!
810
01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,833
- Smart ass!
- Hey!
811
01:16:56,958 --> 01:17:01,208
Close the place down, but
don't take the artists with you.
812
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,416
You never took them before.
813
01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:06,000
It's no big deal, don't worry.
814
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,333
Don't bother.
815
01:17:20,458 --> 01:17:23,041
Hey, we should go that way!
816
01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:26,916
Where are you taking us?
817
01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:28,791
Don't worry, everything's fine.
818
01:17:34,333 --> 01:17:38,499
Tell me why, Tell me, grandma
819
01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:42,916
Tell me why You are an old woman
820
01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:47,499
Tell me why
You don't like jumping
821
01:17:47,541 --> 01:17:51,666
On beds anymore
822
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:56,583
Tell me why You wear glasses
823
01:17:57,458 --> 01:18:00,375
- Are you gonna kill us?
- Come on!
824
01:18:02,666 --> 01:18:06,458
A cousin of mine
disappeared just like this.
825
01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:09,416
What are you doing with us?
826
01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:14,708
Micifus...
827
01:18:21,166 --> 01:18:24,749
He's always near the heat
828
01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:27,583
Just like you
829
01:18:29,958 --> 01:18:32,458
Tell me why
830
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,541
This way, please.
831
01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:45,291
Come in.
832
01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:47,083
This way.
833
01:18:52,541 --> 01:18:53,875
This way, please.
834
01:19:39,041 --> 01:19:41,916
- That's Don Fidel.
- The one in the staircase?
835
01:19:41,958 --> 01:19:45,708
And Mr. Pacheco Castro and the man
in charge of Public Works.
836
01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:47,541
And Dr. Valencia.
837
01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:49,916
Hey, that's The Man.
838
01:19:49,958 --> 01:19:51,624
- Look at him.
- Who?
839
01:19:51,666 --> 01:19:53,250
The man in the big chair.
840
01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,291
- Come on, you're next.
- What?
841
01:19:58,333 --> 01:20:00,291
Yes, the sketch.
842
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:02,416
The Man has a great
sense of humor.
843
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:05,249
Yeah, he laughs every time
he closes down our theater.
844
01:20:05,291 --> 01:20:08,499
That's not his doing.
Ready?
845
01:20:08,541 --> 01:20:11,500
- The whole act?
- Of course. Go ahead.
846
01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:22,749
- Santa Claus does exist, kids.
- This poor bastard believes...
847
01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:26,374
...in the promises leaders make,
of course he believes in Santa.
848
01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:29,083
- What?
- Don't mind her.
849
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:34,416
Is it true Santa Claus gives
presents to good boys, dad?
850
01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:35,916
Of course he does, my boy.
851
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,208
And to good girls?
852
01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:42,083
He gives them presents too.
853
01:20:42,125 --> 01:20:44,208
How about bad girls?
854
01:20:44,250 --> 01:20:46,416
He gives them babies.
855
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:49,875
See? I told you we
shouldn't play doctor.
856
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,083
- What!
- Nothing, daddy.
857
01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:55,750
Imagine I come down
from the chimney.
858
01:20:57,916 --> 01:21:00,750
- Santa Claus is here!
- Santa Claus!
859
01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:14,041
- What's with you?
- I do the singing.
860
01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:17,625
- What's that burden?
- Hold it, old man!
861
01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:19,916
What did you bring for us?
862
01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:21,833
I bring your presents.
863
01:21:21,875 --> 01:21:23,875
Be careful!
864
01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:28,791
Oh, my pants...
Kids...
865
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:31,166
I want my presents, you fatso!
866
01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:33,458
Let's see what he's got here.
What's this?
867
01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:36,666
This is a nice present
for our deputies.
868
01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:38,583
An alarm clock!
869
01:21:38,958 --> 01:21:41,166
- What about this hat?
- This hat...
870
01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:45,291
It's a Charro hat, right?
For the union leaders.
871
01:21:46,791 --> 01:21:48,541
You'd better bring
nail-scissors.
872
01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:51,624
- Nail-scissors...
- What's this?
873
01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:54,291
This is a very special
gift for the Mayor.
874
01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:55,374
Why?
875
01:21:55,416 --> 01:21:57,750
Because he's always
watering things down.
876
01:21:58,291 --> 01:22:00,791
- What do you have for us?
- I brought a present...
877
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,125
...from the government
to the people.
878
01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:05,416
- What is it?
- A violin!
879
01:22:06,291 --> 01:22:08,541
The world's smallest violin!
880
01:22:11,791 --> 01:22:12,916
Who's this book for?
881
01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:18,000
This book is a nice present...
882
01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:21,000
...for The Man
and his cabinet.
883
01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:26,708
"Ali Baba and
the Forty Thieves."
884
01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:05,541
What's wrong with
Christmas? I like it.
885
01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:10,749
- I'd like some of this.
- Sure.
886
01:23:10,791 --> 01:23:12,708
- It was great.
- Yes.
887
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:21,458
I can't tell that to
The Man, don't be naive!
888
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:26,291
There's no way we can do that.
889
01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:29,499
- Why not?
- I talked to Mr. Dominguez...
890
01:23:29,541 --> 01:23:32,416
...and he suggests that
you go see the Mayor.
891
01:23:32,458 --> 01:23:34,249
I'll talk to The Man.
892
01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:37,333
- Two more cans of caviar.
- OK.
893
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:40,916
Give me some bread.
894
01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:45,958
How are we getting
a taxi at this hour?
895
01:23:47,666 --> 01:23:48,958
Start walking.
896
01:23:56,750 --> 01:23:57,791
Taxi!
897
01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:01,875
Taxi!
898
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:05,875
First the clowns
and now the mariachi.
899
01:24:08,666 --> 01:24:10,541
We're going to the Tívoli.
900
01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:14,666
Hey! Hey, you!
901
01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:20,666
I haven't seen "Raccoon" Pantoja
in about two weeks.
902
01:24:21,583 --> 01:24:25,958
- "Raccoon"?
- Yeah, that's what they call him.
903
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,291
You didn't know?
904
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,499
Guess why.
905
01:24:29,541 --> 01:24:32,125
He told me he came
here every morning.
906
01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:35,500
Nobody answers his phone.
907
01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:39,083
No shit! If you find him...
908
01:24:39,125 --> 01:24:41,750
...remind him that
he owes me 200 pesos.
909
01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:54,458
TIVOLI'S HUMONGOUS
FAREWELL SHOW
910
01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:27,083
It's stone cold!
911
01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:30,458
Don't rub this
man's gun, darling.
912
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:34,250
- Do I have to get naked?
- Yes, not you, her!
913
01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:43,833
Yeah, baby, let him have it!
914
01:25:51,791 --> 01:25:55,208
- You're busted, fucking thief!
- Shit! I have no escape.
915
01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:56,583
Don't be a clown!
916
01:25:57,375 --> 01:26:00,625
Give that to me!
What's with you?
917
01:26:01,666 --> 01:26:04,999
Yeah, baby, let him have it!
918
01:26:05,041 --> 01:26:08,250
Stop trying to save
your ass with her ass.
919
01:26:13,083 --> 01:26:15,999
Don't touch that!
Don't touch that!
920
01:26:16,041 --> 01:26:17,874
Don't you dare...!
921
01:26:17,916 --> 01:26:20,250
Damn it!
Who stole the barrel?
922
01:26:20,458 --> 01:26:22,875
- Watch it, it's loaded.
- Let's see.
923
01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:37,374
All quiet on the front,
my respected boss.
924
01:26:37,416 --> 01:26:39,249
What's up? What's up?
925
01:26:39,291 --> 01:26:40,500
Nothing, nothing.
926
01:26:45,166 --> 01:26:46,625
For your lunch.
927
01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:54,000
Your engine won't start.
928
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,083
Son of a...
929
01:27:07,250 --> 01:27:09,541
Enough scratching, ladies.
930
01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:12,000
Here I am at your service, boss.
931
01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:14,624
I mean... any kind of service.
932
01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:17,208
Stop joking or I'll make you
keep your word.
933
01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,875
Stay alert, girls.
934
01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,083
Ass-kisser!
935
01:27:46,750 --> 01:27:49,291
- The Man is waiting.
- The Man!
936
01:27:51,375 --> 01:27:53,958
Those big residences
937
01:27:55,458 --> 01:27:58,625
With balconies Owned by the rich
938
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:03,208
Bank accounts in Switzerland
And 100 mistresses
939
01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:07,458
He's just like King Midas
940
01:28:08,708 --> 01:28:10,166
He wants more
941
01:28:10,958 --> 01:28:12,416
He wants more
942
01:28:12,458 --> 01:28:16,708
He wants more of it all
943
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:21,083
Yachts, jewelry And big checks
944
01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:25,666
For his bimbos and friends
945
01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:30,166
Cadillacs and three ranches
946
01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:34,791
He wants it all for himself
947
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:39,541
He wants more of it all
948
01:28:40,833 --> 01:28:42,250
He wants more
949
01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,583
He wants more
950
01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:48,833
He wants more of it all
951
01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:57,750
He wants more of it all
952
01:29:02,291 --> 01:29:06,375
He wants more of it all
953
01:30:48,375 --> 01:30:52,375
Tits and ass!
We want tits and ass!
954
01:30:53,416 --> 01:30:54,833
Tits and ass!
955
01:30:55,041 --> 01:30:58,458
I'm happy to see our
same old audience.
956
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:03,000
Yes, the same old audience.
957
01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:04,583
Gentlemen...
958
01:31:07,125 --> 01:31:09,291
...the Tívoli dies today.
959
01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:15,041
It dies because that's the wish
of a very powerful man...
960
01:31:15,916 --> 01:31:18,125
...who wants to put
an end to it.
961
01:31:22,250 --> 01:31:24,833
This is the Tívoli's
death sentence.
962
01:31:28,833 --> 01:31:31,916
The demolition warrant.
963
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:37,458
That's why...
964
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:40,625
...we're all together here...
965
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:43,291
...to say goodbye.
966
01:31:43,875 --> 01:31:46,041
Our long time stage director...
967
01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:50,000
...our dear friend, Don Jesús
Quijano, "Quijanito"...
968
01:31:53,791 --> 01:31:57,416
...our coworkers,
fantastic comedians...
969
01:31:58,333 --> 01:32:00,250
...Harapos and Willy.
970
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,916
And the biggest erotic dancer
this theater has had.
971
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,624
Wait... and the hottest too!
972
01:32:12,666 --> 01:32:15,291
We want tits and ass!
Tits and ass!
973
01:32:15,333 --> 01:32:18,291
Tits and ass!
Tits and ass!
974
01:32:18,583 --> 01:32:21,416
Tits and ass!
Tits and ass!
975
01:32:23,041 --> 01:32:26,291
Come on, you owe it to them.
976
01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:28,458
- No, I won't!
- Come on.
977
01:32:28,625 --> 01:32:29,875
Come on.
978
01:32:31,166 --> 01:32:34,291
Tits and ass!
Tits and ass!
979
01:32:34,416 --> 01:32:36,208
Tits and ass!
980
01:32:41,416 --> 01:32:44,749
Tits and ass!
Tits and ass!
981
01:32:44,791 --> 01:32:47,583
Tits and ass!
982
01:33:36,541 --> 01:33:41,458
Fellow citizens, we, the artists
who worked at the Tívoli...
983
01:33:41,500 --> 01:33:43,750
...the people's artists...
984
01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:48,708
...ask you for your help on
our battle for freedom...
985
01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:52,208
...to fight with us shoulder
to shoulder, elbow to elbow.
986
01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:56,541
We need you.
987
01:33:56,583 --> 01:33:59,458
- We are your artists.
- We are your artists!
988
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:01,666
- Don't walk out on us.
- Don't walk out on us!
989
01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:03,499
- Louder.
- Louder!
990
01:34:03,541 --> 01:34:05,041
- Don't be stupid.
- Don't be...
991
01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:21,208
Fire!
992
01:34:24,333 --> 01:34:26,833
FREEDOM
993
01:34:29,333 --> 01:34:34,999
...the Constitution was
written by the people.
994
01:34:35,041 --> 01:34:37,374
The people provide
us of our daily bread...
995
01:34:37,416 --> 01:34:40,208
...and we pay
them back with fun.
996
01:34:41,125 --> 01:34:43,958
The government wants to take
away our daily bread and...
997
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:47,833
...the people's fun. Hunger
is no laughing matter.
998
01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:50,500
...hunger...
999
01:34:51,666 --> 01:34:53,958
We're here to...
1000
01:34:55,041 --> 01:34:57,833
...we want to fight back
under the protection...
1001
01:34:57,875 --> 01:35:00,000
...of our constitutional rights.
1002
01:35:00,458 --> 01:35:03,624
All of us, Mexican people,
have the right...
1003
01:35:03,666 --> 01:35:06,416
...to fight for
our working place.
1004
01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:09,791
We have the people's,
the real people's support.
1005
01:35:11,083 --> 01:35:14,041
Hip hip hurray!
Hip hip hurray!
1006
01:35:14,166 --> 01:35:17,750
Hurray for the Tívoli!
1007
01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:32,500
I told you the
battery was broken.
1008
01:35:32,625 --> 01:35:37,250
They won't defeat us!
The people has the right...
1009
01:35:37,416 --> 01:35:40,875
- What's the matter?
- The truck won't start.
1010
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:43,874
...we won't give in
no matter what.
1011
01:35:43,916 --> 01:35:45,208
I'm serious.
1012
01:35:47,458 --> 01:35:51,458
You can't park here, my friend.
Move the truck over there.
1013
01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:55,291
- People will hear you better.
- The battery is broken.
1014
01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:56,666
Really? Let's see.
1015
01:35:56,708 --> 01:35:57,791
See.
1016
01:36:04,458 --> 01:36:06,541
Mister President...
1017
01:36:08,208 --> 01:36:10,583
...we're here to present to you...
1018
01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:13,416
...the cruelty with which
you will tear down...
1019
01:36:13,541 --> 01:36:17,833
...what has been up to now not only
a working place...
1020
01:36:18,083 --> 01:36:21,791
...but a place of entertainment and fun...
1021
01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:23,791
...for the average citizen.
1022
01:36:25,666 --> 01:36:27,583
Mister President...
1023
01:36:28,291 --> 01:36:32,791
...don't make the Tívoli case
a proof of how the powerful...
1024
01:36:33,041 --> 01:36:36,041
...step on, go over
and don't care what...
1025
01:36:36,083 --> 01:36:40,833
...the average individuals
of this country think.
1026
01:36:43,958 --> 01:36:46,083
Mister President!
1027
01:36:48,250 --> 01:36:50,458
He doesn't hear us.
1028
01:36:51,875 --> 01:36:55,291
Let's start pushing.
Hey you, give us a hand!
1029
01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:05,749
Release the emergency brake!
1030
01:37:05,791 --> 01:37:07,833
I already did.
1031
01:37:08,375 --> 01:37:09,916
Fuck everything!
1032
01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:13,291
Let's drink...
1033
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:16,416
- ...to drown our sorrows.
- First bottle's on me.
1034
01:37:55,500 --> 01:37:57,833
- What a pretty dress.
- You like it?
1035
01:37:57,875 --> 01:38:00,249
- Yeah.
- It's at your disposal.
1036
01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:03,624
- Who made it?
- My sister does high fashion.
1037
01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:06,624
- I'll have to ask her.
- She'll be glad.
1038
01:38:06,666 --> 01:38:08,624
Who makes your husband's suits?
1039
01:38:08,666 --> 01:38:10,125
A tailor.
1040
01:38:20,458 --> 01:38:24,000
I was telling you,
he was very angry...
1041
01:38:46,416 --> 01:38:49,124
Don Quijano comes out and says:
1042
01:38:49,166 --> 01:38:53,124
"Shame on you!
You have to go out there...
1043
01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:56,208
...and apologize
to the audience."
1044
01:38:56,250 --> 01:38:57,583
- Of course.
- Did you?
1045
01:38:57,625 --> 01:38:59,416
Yes, we did.
1046
01:38:59,458 --> 01:39:02,375
The inspector said:
1047
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:06,375
"You'll both be
fined big time."
1048
01:39:06,916 --> 01:39:09,958
- Half a fine each.
- He persuaded us.
1049
01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,333
So there we go.
1050
01:39:12,458 --> 01:39:13,958
And what happened?
1051
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:16,874
He goes out there and says:
1052
01:39:16,916 --> 01:39:21,041
"Ladies and gentlemen,
please keep quiet."
1053
01:39:21,166 --> 01:39:24,333
And there was booing
and whistling again.
1054
01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:28,166
They got on his nerves
and he went once again:
1055
01:39:28,208 --> 01:39:29,916
"Fuck you!"
1056
01:39:36,250 --> 01:39:38,874
That Pantoja guy just vanished.
1057
01:39:38,916 --> 01:39:42,166
We're screwed just for
the fun of an asshole.
1058
01:39:42,208 --> 01:39:44,500
Do they need another reason?
1059
01:39:44,666 --> 01:39:47,541
- What about me?
- Is this enough ice?
1060
01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:54,041
Mr. Reginaldo's queen here
could help us if she wanted.
1061
01:39:54,083 --> 01:39:57,916
I want nothing to do with it.
I already staked enough...
1062
01:39:57,958 --> 01:40:01,666
...by going to the theater
and having this party.
1063
01:40:01,708 --> 01:40:04,458
I might be in trouble
for stripping.
1064
01:40:04,750 --> 01:40:07,250
I just did it because
he is out of town.
1065
01:40:07,541 --> 01:40:10,666
Now I get why
you're half dressed.
1066
01:40:10,708 --> 01:40:12,583
Her man is out of town.
1067
01:40:12,625 --> 01:40:15,499
- Yeah, sure.
- What do you mean by that?
1068
01:40:15,541 --> 01:40:19,166
- Regi told me so.
- "Regi told me so."
1069
01:40:51,500 --> 01:40:55,374
Chino, start over again,
Chapas wants to sing.
1070
01:40:55,416 --> 01:40:58,208
Me? Says who? Come on!
1071
01:40:58,458 --> 01:40:59,666
In D.
1072
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:03,666
Forgive me
1073
01:41:04,041 --> 01:41:07,125
My sweet love
1074
01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:10,583
Forgive me
1075
01:41:11,041 --> 01:41:14,500
If I have failed you
1076
01:41:15,208 --> 01:41:17,750
Forgive me
1077
01:41:17,958 --> 01:41:21,208
My beloved baby
1078
01:41:21,375 --> 01:41:24,791
My adored angel
1079
01:41:24,958 --> 01:41:28,125
Please forgive me
1080
01:41:31,208 --> 01:41:34,833
They tore down my home,
I have nothing.
1081
01:41:34,875 --> 01:41:37,291
How am I getting
a job at my age?
1082
01:41:37,333 --> 01:41:42,041
I know what you mean,
the same goes for me.
1083
01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:47,125
Enough whining!
1084
01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:50,916
Let's stand up for
ourselves, damn it!
1085
01:41:51,916 --> 01:41:54,249
They're taking away
our daily bread...
1086
01:41:54,291 --> 01:41:57,458
...and all we do is whine.
Are we a bunch of wimps?
1087
01:42:00,375 --> 01:42:03,208
It takes guts and dough!
1088
01:42:03,458 --> 01:42:05,250
Dough! Here it is!
1089
01:42:07,916 --> 01:42:11,666
If you couldn't talk
with the Mayor, I will.
1090
01:42:11,708 --> 01:42:16,166
But first I'm going to have
a word with your darling.
1091
01:42:16,416 --> 01:42:17,750
Lupe...
1092
01:42:19,291 --> 01:42:21,000
...you know where
he is, don't you?
1093
01:42:21,208 --> 01:42:22,583
You do.
1094
01:42:29,375 --> 01:42:31,666
Come on, Moncho, open the door.
1095
01:42:31,708 --> 01:42:34,333
- No can do.
- All we want is...
1096
01:42:34,375 --> 01:42:35,749
...to speak with Regis.
1097
01:42:35,791 --> 01:42:36,999
There's nobody here.
1098
01:42:37,041 --> 01:42:39,374
That's Mr. Reginaldo's car.
1099
01:42:39,416 --> 01:42:42,374
Come on. If it wasn't true we
have an urgent message for...
1100
01:42:42,416 --> 01:42:46,708
...the Mayor, how would we
know they're all here?
1101
01:42:46,916 --> 01:42:50,333
They got here yesterday
at about eleven o'clock.
1102
01:42:51,208 --> 01:42:54,999
Isn't that right? I myself
drove Mr. Reginaldo here.
1103
01:42:55,041 --> 01:42:57,166
Come on, Monchin, open up.
1104
01:43:00,416 --> 01:43:04,041
- Be quiet. The bimbo stays here.
- The hell I will!
1105
01:43:04,166 --> 01:43:06,666
- You come with me.
- Let go!
1106
01:43:07,583 --> 01:43:09,083
You guys wait here.
1107
01:43:10,916 --> 01:43:13,708
Come on, take it easy.
1108
01:43:13,833 --> 01:43:16,333
Reginaldo will pay for this.
1109
01:43:16,666 --> 01:43:17,958
More?
1110
01:43:18,875 --> 01:43:21,625
- What about him?
- He is coming too.
1111
01:43:49,708 --> 01:43:53,583
Wait here. I'll tell Mr. Reginaldo
you're here.
1112
01:44:07,125 --> 01:44:08,999
Some guys are here to see you.
1113
01:44:09,041 --> 01:44:12,541
So this is your hideaway,
fucking "Raccoon"!
1114
01:44:13,166 --> 01:44:15,541
- What is this? Pablo!
- Let go!
1115
01:44:16,208 --> 01:44:17,791
Mr. Reginaldo
is calling for us.
1116
01:44:17,833 --> 01:44:19,333
Fuck him!
1117
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:22,666
- He's yelling for us.
- OK, let's go.
1118
01:44:33,666 --> 01:44:35,416
Easy, easy!
1119
01:44:36,375 --> 01:44:37,791
Stay out of this!
1120
01:44:38,625 --> 01:44:40,541
- Help me!
- Bastard!
1121
01:44:41,166 --> 01:44:43,000
Get me out of here!
1122
01:44:51,875 --> 01:44:53,416
Let me go.
1123
01:45:26,666 --> 01:45:28,291
Let him go!
1124
01:45:44,166 --> 01:45:45,750
Leave him alone!
1125
01:45:56,416 --> 01:45:57,708
Regi!
1126
01:45:58,750 --> 01:46:00,333
What the fuck happened here!
1127
01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:04,250
Damn it, look at all this mess!
1128
01:46:04,541 --> 01:46:06,208
Who'll pay for this?
1129
01:46:08,416 --> 01:46:09,708
Is he still here?
1130
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,250
He's dead.
1131
01:46:22,708 --> 01:46:24,125
Out of here!
1132
01:46:24,625 --> 01:46:26,916
Out of here, stupid bitches!
1133
01:48:06,500 --> 01:48:07,958
Fucking asshole!
1134
01:48:45,041 --> 01:48:46,791
Come on, Tiliches.
1135
01:48:46,833 --> 01:48:49,583
Don't be stubborn, you'll get hurt.
1136
01:48:55,958 --> 01:48:58,000
I'll help you, motherfuckers!
1137
01:49:03,083 --> 01:49:04,750
Stop that!
1138
01:49:08,166 --> 01:49:10,208
Leave him alone,
he's just helping.
79126
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