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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:00,744 I wish. 1 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:33,694 Wooh! 2 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,322 Yeah, you know what I am talkin' about, girls. 3 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:39,492 Get all mall Santa up in your business. 4 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,160 Merry Christmas, bitches! 5 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,244 Come on. 6 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,179 Hey, honey, just landed here in New Mexico. 7 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,181 Are you gonna stop by and see your family? 8 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:05,351 Very funny. 9 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,813 I'm just here to close the deal for us to buy the ski resort. 10 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:09,522 Great. 11 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,857 If you can get it closed before Christmas, 12 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,621 my dad said there's a raise in the future. 13 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:14,193 Well, don't worry. 14 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,904 The owner is a family friend. It'll be easy. 15 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,406 Oh, Julie's calling. Let's talk later, okay? 16 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:19,990 Love you. 17 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:22,243 Love you, too, babe. 18 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:27,331 Oh my God! 19 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:28,749 Where have you been? 20 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:29,333 Long story, 21 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,418 but I had to fly back home to New Mexico. 22 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:33,379 Okay, but did you see it? 23 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:33,921 See what? 24 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,422 So you haven't? 25 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:36,132 What are you talking about? 26 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,677 Karaoke! From the other night? 27 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,720 Videos of it have gone viral. 28 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:44,390 What? No. N... 29 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,558 I'm afraid so. 30 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,853 Shit. Julie, I gotta go. 31 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,856 I cannot believe it. Oh my God! 32 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,943 Okay, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay, right? 33 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,027 It's gonna be okay. 34 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,296 Yeah... 35 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,300 Boys, thank you. 36 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,844 Lookin' good, boys. 37 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,974 Go on, hop up there, buddy. All right. 38 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,434 Throw it on over, Wyatt. 39 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,353 Hey! Nice. 40 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,772 Oh my God. 41 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:36,442 Oh my God, are you serious? 42 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,651 Are you kidding me? 43 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,486 Oh my God! Why is this my life? 44 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,033 Oh my God, why? 45 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,660 You got a good tree, dude. Good. 46 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,455 Okay. 47 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:53,751 Okay, keep it together. 48 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,586 Not right now. 49 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,464 Beautiful! What a guy. 50 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,007 All right, Marcy. 51 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:00,966 Good doing business with you. 52 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,593 You too, buddy. 53 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,071 - All right. Well, see ya. - All right, thank you. 54 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,804 Yeah. Thank you, guys. 55 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:12,811 Okay. It's okay. Phew, I'm just gonna... 56 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,689 I'm just gonna leave it until later, because... 57 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:27,326 Oh my God! Ugh, are you kidding me? 58 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:31,330 Uh... uh, oh, come on! 59 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,665 - Excuse me. - Yes. 60 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,749 You okay? 61 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:34,667 Does it look like it? 62 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:35,834 Well, not really. 63 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:37,711 Um, you're here to buy a tree? 64 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,380 Nope. 65 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,025 Well, you're not dressed to ski lookin' like that. 66 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,967 No, I am here to see the owner. 67 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:43,592 Got it. 68 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,719 Uh, just to let you know, we do have a ski shop 69 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:47,471 that sells women's boots in your size 70 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,055 if you need a new pair. 71 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:51,850 - Okay, thank you. - Okay, all right. Oh, Je... 72 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,352 Oh! Oh. Oh. 73 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,436 Yes. 74 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,689 Um, my shoe is stuck. 75 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,189 - Got it. - In the mud. 76 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,713 - Good. Get that for you. - Oh, yeah. 77 00:05:58,775 --> 00:05:59,066 - All right. - Oh God. 78 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,526 Here is your shoe. 79 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,485 Yep. 80 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:02,069 Sorry about that, lady. 81 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,153 Thank you. 82 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:04,905 Okay. 83 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:05,572 Okay. 84 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:06,699 Right. 85 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,036 Do you uh, do you know where the owner is? 86 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,639 Oh, he's up at the top, cuttin' down a tree 87 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:15,416 for next weekend's Christmas Classic. 88 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,001 Of course he is. 89 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,585 And when will he be back down? 90 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:19,753 Is he expecting you? 91 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,046 No, I'm just here 92 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,048 to discuss some private business with him. 93 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,092 Well, could be a while. 94 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,927 He likes to take his time up there, so... 95 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,013 Well, do you think maybe someone could radio him 96 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:29,930 and tell him to come down? 97 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:31,557 Ugh, no. 98 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,393 No, unfortunately, it's too secluded up there. 99 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,686 I'll tell you what, 100 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,938 I'd be happy to take you up on my ATV. 101 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,065 I'm headed up there anyway, so... 102 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,067 You want me to go to the top of the mountain 103 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:44,945 in this on the back of your ATV? 104 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:47,007 Well, I think I did mention that we do have a ski shop 105 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,782 that sells not only women's boots 106 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:51,785 but also seasonal winter-appropriate attire. 107 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,996 Or I got an extra one of these. 108 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,624 No, not a chance in hell. 109 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:15,976 What? What... what are you do... Where's the boss? 110 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,144 Hey, Randy Collins. 111 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,646 What? 112 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,732 Owner and operator of Ski Alto. 113 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:22,941 Are you serious? 114 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,694 Uh, yeah. 115 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,779 Well, where's Jack? 116 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,657 My dad? He died a few years ago. 117 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:33,077 Oh, I'm so sorry. 118 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,996 Wait, so you're Randy Randy. 119 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,600 Oh my God, I didn't even recognize you. 120 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,958 You're so different. 121 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,836 Yeah, that's one way to put it. 122 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,005 I went to rehab for weight loss. 123 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,800 Started eating healthy. I ski and hike every day. 124 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,886 So, there you go, Elizabeth. 125 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,805 And you know who I am, of course. 126 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,181 Yeah, of course I do. 127 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,810 By the way, love the new video. 128 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,019 Oh, you saw that, too. 129 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,521 I think everyone's seen it. 130 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,165 It's almost as funny as your first one. 131 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,857 What's it been, like six, seven years? 132 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:06,193 Ten. My sister's wedding. 133 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:10,030 Okay. Well, the answer is still “no”. 134 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:10,864 Excuse me? 135 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:11,615 I'm not sellin'. 136 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:15,160 You know, this land has been in my family for generations 137 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,924 My grandparents' idea to put the slopes in, 138 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,539 so they cut down the trees themselves 139 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,500 with the help of the community, including your family. 140 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,710 Speaking' of which, have you seen yours yet? 141 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,671 We're not here to discuss my family. 142 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,548 Well, I think we are. 143 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:28,048 You know, if I sell 144 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:28,632 and you decide to make it private, 145 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,552 that means they can't ski here either. 146 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,221 Wealth comes in more forms than just money, Elizabeth. 147 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,033 Have you seen the smiles of these people's faces 148 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,891 flyin' down the mountain? 149 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:40,519 This place is perfect just the way it is. 150 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,564 Again, if I sell, all that's gonna change. 151 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,525 Well, change isn't necessarily a bad thing, Randy. 152 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:49,111 It is if it means keepin' the community out. 153 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,740 Okay, what if I can convince my boss 154 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:56,994 to make it semi-private, and it's a win-win? 155 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:57,619 You could still run it 156 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,205 and all the community could still ski here. 157 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,874 I mean, there's no downside. 158 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,834 Mm... 159 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,753 Randy, look, if you don't evolve, 160 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,214 my boss will just take it to the next town, 161 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,978 which means the business will all go there, 162 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,843 and eventually ski Alto will dry up. 163 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:13,927 So... 164 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:17,556 Right, well, okay, this boss of yours, 165 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,849 does he listen to you? 166 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:19,993 You can get him to agree to this? 167 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:21,226 Oh, absolutely. 168 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,104 I mean, I'm engaged to his son, so... 169 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,773 Right. 170 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:28,609 Well, might take me some time to think about it. 171 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,121 Okay, well, how long do you think it'll take, 172 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:34,281 ‘cause I'd really love to let him know. 173 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,699 Might take a while. 174 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:36,969 I do all my best thinkin' up here. 175 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,120 So, excuse me. 176 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:42,873 - Randy! - Yeah! 177 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:46,210 Wait, can... can you at least just take me down 178 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:46,793 before you do all that? 179 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,796 Sorry, I... I gotta do this really quick, 180 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,149 But uh, you can either wait for me 181 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,090 or head on down through the trees 182 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:52,925 to the ski lift. 183 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,801 It'll take you down. 184 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,638 What... really? 185 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:33,007 Oh my God! Is that you? 186 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,968 Sis! Is that really you? 187 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,303 Hey. What? 188 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,347 - Yeah. Hi. - Oh my God! 189 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,181 - Oh. - Mm! 190 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,099 Ow. 191 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,308 Damn, it's been long! 192 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:46,019 What are... Are you working here now? 193 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:46,812 What? 194 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,647 Your outfit. 195 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,857 Oh, no. Oh, no, I've just borrowed it. 196 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,193 Uh, it's cold, so... Hey, Bynn, wow! 197 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,319 Hi! 198 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,779 - Look at you! - Hi. 199 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,698 You are so uh, sparkly. 200 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,323 Isn't it fantastic? 201 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:01,159 It's the unisex line Lynn has been working on. 202 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,346 It works for men, too, right? 203 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,829 It's very masculine and powerful. 204 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,204 Okay. 205 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,831 So beautiful, isn't it? 206 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,915 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 207 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:08,792 Oh my God! 208 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,711 And look at you two, you've grown so much! 209 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,295 Yeah. 210 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:11,753 - And you, you're new. - Yes. 211 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,881 - Hi. - This is your Aunt Liz! 212 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:15,965 Okay. 213 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,343 So, did you come back 214 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,805 to watch me win the Christmas Classic again 215 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,725 and celebrate our decade of love? 216 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:27,644 Oh yeah. 217 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,689 Ten years of equality and 50/50 partnership 218 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,209 where we make all the decisions together. 219 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,150 I make all the decisions. 220 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,360 Of course, yeah, so great. 221 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:40,741 No, actually uh, I came to surprise you. 222 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,908 - Yes! - Surprise! Surprise! 223 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,702 - You're so cute! - Yeah. 224 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,245 - Come here. Oh my God. - Oh. Okay. 225 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,099 So, are you g... Are you gonna stay with mom and dad then? 226 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,250 I... y... I am. Yeah, I... I am. 227 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,937 That's where I was on my way to right now. 228 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,438 We're having plans all week with them. 229 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,839 So we will see you a lot. 230 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:56,381 Great. 231 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,215 Yay! 232 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,759 Great. I can't wait. 233 00:11:58,843 --> 00:11:59,885 Yes, you're here! 234 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:00,260 - Yeah. - Ooh! 235 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,261 - Yeah. - Love it. 236 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,888 I'm here. Bye! 237 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,934 Oh, okay. 238 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:08,977 Bye! 239 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,192 Are you kidding me right now? 240 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,070 Really? Really? 241 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:22,366 Today, right now, this has to happen? 242 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,118 Oh my God, I hate this place! 243 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,788 Oof! Need a lift? 244 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,290 No. I'll be fine. 245 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,043 Really? You're gonna fix that tire. 246 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,878 I have fixed tires before. 247 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,189 No, no, no, I'm... I'm sure you have. 248 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,966 I just meant you know, in that outfit. 249 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:40,676 Come on. 250 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,400 I'm headed out, I'll give you a lift home. 251 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,237 So, how come you never left? 252 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,321 I did. 253 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,407 Really? 254 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,284 Yeah, I went to the New York Institute of Technology, 255 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,829 four years of computer science. 256 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,456 You in Manhattan? 257 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,834 I'm sorry, I just... I just can't see it. 258 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,836 Uh, well, it's true. 259 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,255 I worked several years for an IT company. 260 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,019 Then I got a job offer from this you know, 261 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:20,590 little tech company, 262 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:25,345 but before I could accept it uh, my dad died. 263 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,349 So, that's why I came back to... To run the mountain. 264 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,976 Right. 265 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,019 I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh. 266 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,313 I... I didn't realize. 267 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,816 That's all right. I got thick skin. 268 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,500 I was fat for most of my life, remember? 269 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,404 Well, not anymore. 270 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,259 All right, so do you wanna go to your sister's house 271 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:47,993 or your parents' house first? 272 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,077 What? What do you mean? 273 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,120 I'm just kiddin'. 274 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,456 Well, your sister and Bynn moved in there last year. 275 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,206 Really? 276 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:53,707 Yep. 277 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,376 I'm putting my IT degree to full use 278 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,463 installing their light show. 279 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,839 Her design, of course. 280 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,007 Of course it is. 281 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,844 God bless her. Crazy runs in the family. 282 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:06,928 Yeah. 283 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:07,888 Gettin' kind of worried, though. 284 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,181 I mean, if she wins 285 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,849 for the tenth straight year in a row, 286 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,850 definitely gonna have to sell this place 287 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,094 and get the heck out of here. 288 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,062 So you'll sell if she wins? 289 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,483 No, but you make a good case for the town. 290 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,193 You know, maybe you're right. 291 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,361 Maybe it's time for this place to evolve. 292 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,197 That's fantastic. 293 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:25,864 All right, hold on. 294 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,075 I'm not sayin' “yes” yet, I'm still thinkin'. 295 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,036 And you know, you'd have to sweeten the deal, 296 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,162 of course. 297 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,414 I mean, I'm sure I can get you more money. 298 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,375 Yeah, that's a start. Maybe one more thing. 299 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,084 Anything. 300 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,546 You have to beat your sister in the Christmas Classic. 301 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,258 Well, that's not possible. 302 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,386 I mean, she's won every single year. 303 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,097 Well, you beat her in the junior division once. 304 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,392 It... that was a long, long time ago, okay? 305 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,061 I haven't skied in years! 306 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,104 It... uh, uh, not since the accident. 307 00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:58,772 Well, you know, 308 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,856 you've always been a better skier than your sister. 309 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,611 I'm not. No, no way. 310 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,446 Oh, come on! Your parents would love it. 311 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,573 No, I can't, okay? I can't. 312 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,242 I don't have time. I have to leave. 313 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,410 All right, well, 314 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,121 Then enjoy telling your boss and your fiancé 315 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:15,914 that my final answer is “no”. 316 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,376 They seem like the kind of guys that love hearing that word. 317 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,820 So I'm sure that'll go over great. 318 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:29,928 Oh. 319 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,304 Oh, look at dear old daddy. 320 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,558 Love your dad. He's so cool. 321 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,934 Oh, he's... here he comes. 322 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,436 Oh, look at dear old daddy. 323 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,145 He's the best. 324 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,313 Oh. 325 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,149 Hi. Hi. 326 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,069 Hey, Randy! Merry Christmas, buddy! 327 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,380 How's it goin', Jimmy? Good to see you, man. 328 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,446 Merry Christmas! 329 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,530 Oh my God! 330 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,991 Hi, daddy! Surprise! 331 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,075 Hey! 332 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:56,121 Come here! Oh, what do you... 333 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,622 Surprise? What do you mean surprise? 334 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,667 This is the best surprise I could ever hope for! 335 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,669 What are you doing? You here for Christmas? 336 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,629 I... yeah, I sure am. 337 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,464 Oh my God! Your mama's gonna freak out. 338 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:06,798 Great. 339 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,340 I'll tell you what, 340 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,259 let's go inside, let me get your bags. 341 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,511 Oh, I uh, I don't have any bags. 342 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,971 Oh. 343 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:13,638 Because um, the airline lost them, so... 344 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,973 Ugh! Oh! 345 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,182 But I have a pair of shoes 346 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,369 that I'm just gonna grab real quick. 347 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,477 Okay. What about you, buddy? 348 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,081 Let's go get one of ‘em bourbons, huh? 349 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,540 Oh, thanks, Jimmy, but I gotta get back to work. 350 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,644 Oh, come on, get an eggnog! 351 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:24,733 Come on. 352 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,277 Yeah, Randy, just an eggnog, please. 353 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,612 I am sorry. 354 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,655 I know I already owe you one. I'll owe you two. 355 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,490 I mean, I'm... I'm in... 356 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,534 Uh, yeah, why not? Sure. 357 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,009 All right, come on in right here. 358 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,218 Watch your step. 359 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,054 Okay, buddy. 360 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,639 Wow! Here we're. 361 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,723 Yeah. 362 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,058 - Hoo! - Hoo! 363 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,225 All right. 364 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,309 Look at this place. 365 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,145 Home sweet home. 366 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,373 Yeah, I think your mom's in the kitchen. 367 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:03,980 I'll go get her for you, okay? 368 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,066 Oh, no, that's okay, daddy. I wanna surprise her. 369 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:06,650 - You sure? - Yeah. 370 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,378 - Okay. She'll love it. - I'll be right back. 371 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,402 Okay. 372 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,280 Oh, wow, Jimmy, 373 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,367 your granddaughters are quite the artists. 374 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:15,992 Oh boy. 375 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,745 Well, they're a bunch of bloodthirsty psychos, 376 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,496 if you ask me. 377 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,580 Well... 378 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,166 I mean, it's all about positive 379 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,561 and uh, encouragement these days, you know? 380 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:24,918 Yeah. 381 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:25,460 I mean, look at this, Randy. 382 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,546 Is this not a pretty picture of death? 383 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,317 I'd hate to stifle their creativity now, 384 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,050 wouldn't you? 385 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:32,384 Right. 386 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,718 I need a drink, brother. 387 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,638 Okay. Yikes. 388 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,437 Hi, mom. 389 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,523 Oh my goodness! 390 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,777 Are my eyes deceiving me? 391 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,071 - No. - It's really you! 392 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,364 Yes. 393 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,200 And where is that handsome fiancé 394 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,702 I've been hearing so much about? 395 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,414 Oh, unfortunately, he couldn't make it this time. 396 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,583 Oh, honey, did you blow it with him, too? 397 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,460 No, mom, we're still engaged. 398 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:07,836 Oh. 399 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,088 He just... he's working. 400 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,800 Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm glad you're here! 401 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,260 Oh. 402 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,221 This is going to be the best Christmas ever! 403 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,683 Oh. Yeah, it sure is. 404 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,108 Uh, Randy. 405 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:30,817 Yeah? 406 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,712 You may want to hurry up, you're gonna need this, brother. 407 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,319 Oh, thank you, sir. 408 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:33,778 Yeah. 409 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,322 And uh, of course you know Betsy, right? 410 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:36,698 Yeah. Hey. 411 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,783 Yeah. Well, this is Akeem. 412 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,618 All right! Nice to meet you, Akeem. 413 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:41,786 Very nice to meet you. 414 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,581 Randy, my favorite word. 415 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,665 Oops, okay. 416 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,293 Good to see you. 417 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,463 Akeem, this is the guy I was telling you about. 418 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,464 The bum! 419 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,048 Excuse me? 420 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,467 - He the bum, right? - Yeah, the ski bum. 421 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,177 What? People call me that? 422 00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,305 Randy, this year's classic needs an international division. 423 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,848 Akeem and I want to compete. 424 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:02,599 Oh, okay. 425 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,810 Um, well, why would you be in the international division? 426 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,480 Because we got married last week 427 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,356 on our cruise to Saint Vincent. 428 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,861 It was love at first sight. Dual citizenship. 429 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,155 Congratulations. 430 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,199 Is that who I think it is? 431 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:19,824 Oh, wow. 432 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,201 Mm, yes. 433 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,787 She's just here to surprise us. 434 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,330 She got married again? 435 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,498 Yes, again. 436 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,582 Oh God. 437 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,836 Speak of the devil! Aunt Besty! 438 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,839 I am so glad to see you. Oh. 439 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,841 Oh, uh, congratulations! 440 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,676 Mom told me the good news. 441 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,638 Like they say, sixth time's a charm. 442 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,390 Is that what they say? Okay. 443 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,518 Ooh. Now there's a ring. 444 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,362 So you... you really were on top of the barn, 445 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,229 just your boots on? 446 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:49,687 Butt naked. 447 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:50,771 But... 448 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,526 Where in the effing F is she? 449 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,695 Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas. 450 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,882 My favorite time of the year. 451 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,532 Have you all seen this video? 452 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,533 Helen! 453 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,493 Where is she? Mom! 454 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,203 Mom! 455 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,412 Great. 456 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,373 This is the safest place to view the fireworks. 457 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:08,998 Okay, good to know. 458 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,209 Mom, come here! You gotta see this. 459 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,378 Hey, girls, let's go turn on the news 460 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,713 and see if they say anything about Santa. 461 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,590 This is gonna be the best Christmas ever. 462 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,303 Sing with me. 463 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,850 Okay, I'm afraid him go end up on Dateline. 464 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,727 Gentlemen, we are expecting plenty of snow... 465 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,897 Hey, I really like this. 466 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,941 No, stop, just listen. 467 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,733 We are in luck 468 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:40,905 because tonight we are expecting to get six inches of snow. 469 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,448 And I bet you'd love six inches, 470 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,532 wouldn't you, Linda, huh? 471 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,453 I wish. 472 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,806 Why... why are you showing them? 473 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,230 Quiet! Here it comes, here it comes. 474 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,255 Did you just say what I think you said? 475 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,425 It was a joke. It was a silly joke. 476 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,050 Oh, here it comes. Here it comes. 477 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,721 Oh, this thing, you see this thing? 478 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:10,310 My crazy sister Lynn Flynn made this crap. 479 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,313 Yeah, merry freakin' Christmas, sis. 480 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,981 Wooh! 481 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,650 Baby, who's feelin' the Christmas spirit? 482 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,734 Okay, hey, alright. 483 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,989 What do you have to say for yourself, huh? 484 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,491 That is the last time I'm gonna send you 485 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,951 one of my handmade masterpieces. 486 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:27,577 Oh, yeah? 487 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,413 Well, money doesn't equate to good taste, sis. 488 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,499 Mommy, what does it mean to get screwed by a mall Santa? 489 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:37,921 Do you see what you've done? 490 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,674 Honey, uh, sometimes the elves are so busy 491 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,470 that mall Santa's have to screw the bigger presents together 492 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,472 and then the real Santa picks them up 493 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,515 and delivers them to all the good girls and boys. 494 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:49,974 Good save. 495 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,476 Good save. 496 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,978 Daddy, I hope a mall Santa screws my... 497 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,355 Me, too! 498 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,522 No! Bynn! 499 00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,750 Bynn, Bynn, Bynn, Bynn, take ‘em out. 500 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,608 Out, now! 501 00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:58,900 Let's go. 502 00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,192 Get out. 503 00:21:59,276 --> 00:21:59,776 Let's go. 504 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,487 Get out. You have to leave, Bynn. 505 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:03,780 Mommy? 506 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:04,197 What? 507 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,949 Would six inches make you happy? 508 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,662 Really? Really? 509 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:16,501 Am I the only sane one here? 510 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,962 God! Oh! 511 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,386 I'm gonna win that Christmas Classic 512 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,597 ‘cause somebody needs to take her down. 513 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,035 Hey. 514 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,704 Hey, hey, babe. 515 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:53,663 Hey, what's up? 516 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,040 Just havin' the boys over. Wish you were here. 517 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,041 Have you closed the deal yet? 518 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,835 No, not yet. 519 00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,544 Clock's a tickin', babe. 520 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,504 You know my dad wants to own the resort 521 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,588 by Christmas morning. 522 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,591 Yeah, I know, it's in seven days. 523 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:07,760 And he's gonna sell um, 524 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,096 but he just wants a bit more money. 525 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,850 Huh, for that dinky resort? No chance. 526 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,519 And there's one other little wrinkle. 527 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,104 What's that? 528 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,689 I have to beat my sister 529 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,691 in these silly competitions we have here 530 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,444 called “The Christmas Classic.” 531 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:26,571 Who's that? 532 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,114 Okay, hey, it's already paid for. 533 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,033 Somebody get it. 534 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,577 Sorry, babe, I gotta run. 535 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,955 Okay, what... uh... 536 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,541 Love you. 537 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,467 Hey, daddy. 538 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,136 Hey, babe. 539 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:54,098 So, uh, I guess my room is no longer my room, huh? 540 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,601 Oh, no. 541 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,121 Your Aunt Betsy's just never at home, 542 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,185 and she didn't see any reason to keep her apartment, 543 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,773 so I don't know, 544 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,650 we just let her throw her stuff in there. 545 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,611 What happened to all my clothes? 546 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:10,823 Mm, I don't know. That's a good question. 547 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:14,452 Your mother either give ‘em away or your sister bedazzled ‘em. 548 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:16,704 But the good news is 549 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,499 that Aunt Betsy's gonna let you use some of her clothes. 550 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,124 That's a good news? 551 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:20,958 Oh yeah. 552 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,460 Aunt Betsy's clothes? 553 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,127 Yeah. 554 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:24,504 Great. 555 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,634 I don't know, sweetie. 556 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,237 All I know is I'm just so thankful you're here 557 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,721 for Christmas. 558 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,140 Me, too. 559 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,851 Good night, sweetie. 560 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:39,685 Good night. 561 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:40,812 Yeah. 562 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,540 Oh. 563 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,544 What is this? 564 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:08,172 Oh. Oh my God. 565 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,967 Oh, oh. 566 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,263 Are these two... 567 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,519 Oh. Oh. 568 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,708 Good mornin'. Brought you this. 569 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,169 Oh, thanks. 570 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,171 Oh, what's the... hey. 571 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:51,090 What in the hell are they doing? 572 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:55,595 Apparently it's their uh, Nine Mornin' Festival. 573 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,763 We're on day three. 574 00:25:57,847 --> 00:26:00,683 It's the way they celebrate their lead up to Christmas 575 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:04,187 in Akeem's country, Saint Vincent. 576 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:08,065 Well, do they know that it's 5:00 in the morning? 577 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,026 I think it's tradition that they celebrate 578 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,737 between 5:00 and 7:00 a.m. every morning, 579 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,197 before they go to work. 580 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,283 Does Aunt Betsy even have a job? 581 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,910 She goes on cruises. 582 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:19,202 Oh. 583 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,745 She's good at it. 584 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,122 I'm going back to bed, sweetie. 585 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,206 Oh. 586 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,667 You should, too. 587 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,677 No. No. 588 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,311 Oh. 589 00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,684 Hey. 590 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,746 You know, I think I mentioned that we do sell ski outfits 591 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,979 in the ski shop. 592 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,063 Very funny. 593 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,692 I'm just glad it still fits and it's not bedazzled. 594 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,653 So the trainin' begins, huh? 595 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,864 Yep. Any pointers? 596 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:40,658 Oh, you want me to help you win, 597 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,886 so that I can sell the resort 598 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,786 that's been in my family for generation 599 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,663 to your billionaire boyfriend's family. 600 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,206 Uh, uh, fiancé, 601 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,874 So sorry. fiancé. 602 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,126 Yeah. 603 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,270 I don't see any problem with that. 604 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:51,752 Well, I would, 605 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,297 but I'm pretty busy with the Classic, 606 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,275 and you know, I already promised your sister and Bynn 607 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,943 that I'd help them with their light extravaganza. 608 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:58,801 So... 609 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,886 Of course. have fun. 610 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,138 All right. 611 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,808 Hey, Elizabeth! No more viral videos, huh? 612 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,102 I'll try! 613 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,083 Since this is your first time snowboarding, 614 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,858 you're gonna wanna take it slow. 615 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,068 Don't want you pullin' a Liz Bird. 616 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,236 What'd you say? 617 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,155 Oh, I told her not to pull a Liz Bird. 618 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,424 You know, don't do somethin' stupid 619 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:21,866 that causes a big accident. 620 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,242 Oh. 621 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,870 I thought everybody heard of that. 622 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,748 No. I mean, it's not really a thing. 623 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,751 Definitely a thing. You ready? 624 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,753 I don't think so. 625 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,071 - Here? - No. 626 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,117 - Here? - No! 627 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,326 - What? - No! 628 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,161 It's uh, keep... You're not listening! 629 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,330 I'm saying, “Over there.” Over there. 630 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,998 Around this one? 631 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:56,293 Really, Bynn? Uh, why? You used to be so good at this! 632 00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:58,129 What happened? 633 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,298 Why did I marry you? 634 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,175 I know why I married you. 635 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,969 ‘Cause you're a flippin' genius 636 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,971 and this is gonna look flippin' fantastic. 637 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:07,471 Okay, keep going. 638 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,515 Yeah, to the r... To the right more. 639 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,599 Right, on that limb. 640 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,519 Yeah. Yeah! 641 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:14,270 This? 642 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,355 Yes, there! 643 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,275 Ah, God, that is so much better! 644 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:23,154 It looks so much more symmetrical. 645 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,548 You have such a flair for design. 646 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,532 That is... I love it. I love it. 647 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:27,283 How's it going over there? 648 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,286 Do you think you're almost done with the electronics part? 649 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,170 I thought you said you were an expert on this. 650 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,164 I'm w... I'm workin' on it. 651 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,999 Can you work faster? 652 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:38,169 Why don't you stop barking orders at everyone? 653 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,505 Uh, excuse me, I'm not barking. I am directing. 654 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,526 Okay, you just need to light a fire under their asses 655 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,009 or nothing gets done here. 656 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,385 Unbelievable. 657 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:49,054 Nothing ever changes with you, huh? 658 00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:50,890 Once a bitch, always a bitch. 659 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,892 What? You know what your problem is? 660 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:53,684 Oh, what? 661 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,311 You're jealous of me. 662 00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:58,063 Why would I be jealous of you? 663 00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,147 You are. 664 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:04,361 I've got the perfect husband, perfect kids, 665 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:07,156 amazing clothing company I created myself, 666 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:07,698 and guess what? 667 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,992 I'm about to win the Christmas Classic 668 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,536 for the tenth consecutive year. 669 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,639 Well, you're wrong about one thing. 670 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:14,580 What? 671 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,332 You're not gonna win your tenth. 672 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,251 At least not this year, because I'm competing, too. 673 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:21,170 What makes you think you can beat me? 674 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:22,546 ‘Cause she's got a great coach 675 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,380 What? 676 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,882 Why would you do that? 677 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,218 Well, because, Lynn, to be honest, I... 678 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,928 I'm sick of gettin' two Christmas cards 679 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:29,553 from you every year. 680 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:32,056 You know, one of you and your beautiful family, 681 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:32,765 which I love, 682 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:36,185 and then another one of just you and all your trophies. 683 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:36,727 I'm over it. 684 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:40,231 Sorry, buddy. I love you, but I'm out. 685 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:40,815 Randy. 686 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,275 But, Randy, you have to finish your job. 687 00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,503 00 a.m. sharp. Tomorrow morning. 688 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,402 You got it, coach. 689 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,947 Really? You're just gonna bail? 690 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:48,906 Be nicer next time. 691 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,282 I need you, Randy! 692 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:51,366 Randy. 693 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,077 Randy! 694 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,286 Bynn, we have to work hard. 695 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:54,829 Randy, come back! 696 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,039 We have to work hard. Bynn, Bynn, Bynn. 697 00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,183 - Randy! - Let's get up the ladder. 698 00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:00,125 Let's go, Bynn. Let's go. 699 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,357 Good morning. 700 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,317 Hey, thank you. 701 00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,401 All right. 702 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,659 Well, I guess if you can't be in the Caribbean, 703 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:36,620 bring the Caribbean to you, right? 704 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:37,704 I guess. 705 00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:55,973 Morning! 706 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,684 Oh, wow! It's not even 8:00 a.m. 707 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,019 Thought I told you 9:00. 708 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,437 Don't remind me. 709 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,361 Any chance I could get some practice rounds in? 710 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,107 Uh, not yet. 711 00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:06,251 No, there's more to this competition 712 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:07,359 than just skiing. 713 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:08,027 Oh. 714 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:09,737 Here. Follow me. 715 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,326 Okay, wait here. I'll be right back. 716 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,536 Okay. 717 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,180 All dynasties must come to an end sooner or later. 718 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:36,513 There you go. 719 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:38,182 What the heck is this? 720 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:38,849 For the light show. 721 00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:41,560 You gotta design how you wanna decorate your house. 722 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,062 I'm in real estate, okay? 723 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,189 I don't do the creative stuff. I can't. 724 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,024 Oh, where's your Christmas spirit? 725 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,108 Let's go. 726 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:51,570 Hey, everybody, when you're in need 727 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,530 of a little powder in your life... 728 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,742 Not that kind, head on out to Ski Alto. 729 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:57,451 It has everything you're looking for. 730 00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:00,746 Great slopes, amazing views, stiff drinks, 731 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,374 and me, your very own Dick Mountain. 732 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,098 Because if you're a fan of the good life, 733 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,145 what else do you really need? 734 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,586 Where are you taking me? 735 00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:10,089 Um, somewhere with a little more inspo. 736 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,091 Also, don't forget to come back 737 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:16,429 and check out the 20th Annual Christmas Classic this week. 738 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,822 No, that's amazing. 739 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,158 I would... I mean, I would, too, you know what I mean? 740 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,660 Yeah. Oh, excuse me. 741 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:21,952 Hey! 742 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:23,620 Hey. 743 00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,788 I'm all finished up now, 744 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,249 so I can go pick up some materials. 745 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,126 Um, I'll come with you. 746 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:29,835 Oh, you don't have to do that. 747 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:32,463 I... I also promised my dad I'd move some stuff around 748 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:33,797 in his store, so... 749 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,759 Even more reason for me to join you, right? 750 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:37,843 - I'll go. - Okay. 751 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,155 Oh, yeah! 752 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,908 Wow, it's really grown! 753 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:05,287 You're gonna get your fiancé a Christmas present here? 754 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:05,704 What do you think? 755 00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:07,706 I don't think it's his style. 756 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,208 Are you sure? 757 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,211 Don't think it'll work so much in the city, 758 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,712 but it's amazing. 759 00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:15,172 Wow! 760 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:16,507 All right. Come on. 761 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,343 Let's get this thing right through here. 762 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:20,052 You know, you picked out the right one. 763 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:23,514 This is the one I've been doin' for a long time, yeah. 764 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:24,890 Oh, hey, guys. 765 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:25,849 Hey. 766 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,184 It's perfect timin', huh? 767 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,186 Well, I brought an extra set of hands. 768 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:29,770 Oh! Thanks. 769 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,688 I'm just gonna help him get this out front 770 00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:32,481 and I'll be right back. 771 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,877 Oh, let me get that for you. You guys go ahead and catch up. 772 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:35,150 - You sure? - Oh, yeah. 773 00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:37,361 Oh, thank you, Randy. 774 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,755 Oh, and thank you. I appreciate your business, okay? 775 00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:39,321 Thank you. 776 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,240 I hope you guys have a very merry Christmas. 777 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,450 - You, too. - All right. 778 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:44,743 Wow! 779 00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:45,494 What? 780 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,413 You guys seem to be spendin' a lot of time together, huh? 781 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:51,500 He's helping me train for the games. 782 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,709 You sure that's what it is? 783 00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:55,671 Yes, I'm sure. I'm engaged, remember? 784 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:56,880 I love Connor. 785 00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:59,550 Okay. Well, Randy's a good guy, too. 786 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,434 And it wouldn't hurt your mom and I's feelings 787 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,887 to have both our girls really close. 788 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:06,598 Well, I don't think anyone can get closer than Lynn. 789 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,682 Oh God. 790 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,227 You got me there. 791 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,854 You think it's bad having one woman 792 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,624 telling you what to do all the time, try two. 793 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,231 Yeah. 794 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,275 And your mama wonders why I can't quit drinkin'. 795 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:21,446 Oh, and you got your mom and in a really bad position. 796 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,781 Why? 797 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,575 Who we supposed cheer for this weekend? 798 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:28,412 Well, I tell you if I win, 799 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,248 maybe I'll stick around a little longer. 800 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:35,294 Oh, yeah? Now you're talkin'. 801 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,253 You know, you really outdone yourself 802 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,463 with these big carvings. 803 00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:39,089 I know, right? 804 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,633 It seems like that's all they want these days. 805 00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:43,927 The bigger they are, the more they want. 806 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,637 Well, you're really talented, daddy. 807 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:46,721 Thank you, sweetheart. 808 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,434 So sorry to interrupt. 809 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,496 Uh, Elizabeth was sayin' you need some help around here. 810 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,228 What can I do? 811 00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:57,566 Yeah, well, I just finished this for a buddy of mine this weekend 812 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:58,877 and uh, I'd like to get it out front. 813 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,944 Oh, yeah, it's a beauty. I'm on it. 814 00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,571 You sure? 815 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,907 I'm pretty strong, Jimmy. Can do it. 816 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,952 That's it. Yeah, right there. 817 00:38:10,746 --> 00:38:11,786 Oh, no, no. Oh, oop, oops. 818 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:13,957 I'm sorry. How do you... 819 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,626 Uh, we gotta turn it like this. 820 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:16,501 I figured... 821 00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:17,461 All the way around. 822 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:18,545 And then you just. 823 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,851 Ah, beautiful up here, isn't it? 824 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,705 You say that to all the ladies you bring up here? 825 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,355 What? No! You're the first. 826 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:36,939 Uh-huh. 827 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,691 My ex-wife hated skiing, you know, all this. 828 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,985 Whoa! You were married? 829 00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,655 Yeah, I was back in New York. 830 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,008 Once I decided to come around the mountain, 831 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,533 she refused to come, so... 832 00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:50,327 I think she preferred me behind a desk 833 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:53,455 and I preferred it out here. 834 00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:55,624 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah. 835 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,542 You know, not all women are like that. 836 00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:59,670 No, it was my fault. I was blind. 837 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,154 You know, all the signs were there. 838 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:02,547 You know, it might be better 839 00:39:02,631 --> 00:39:04,967 if I just sell the resort anyway. 840 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:05,592 Why is that? 841 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:09,388 Well, so I can pursue my real passion, singing. 842 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,806 Yeah, maybe we could... 843 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,016 Travel the karaoke circuit together. 844 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:13,684 What do you think? 845 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,727 Yeah. No, I think... I think I'm done with that. 846 00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,063 Yeah. No, I... I hear you. 847 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:19,907 I'd rather snowboard through a blizzard naked 848 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,733 than sing in front of really anyone. 849 00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:22,734 - Really? - Yeah. 850 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,069 - Naked? - Yeah, I think so. 851 00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,153 Okay. Okay. 852 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:28,967 All right, we got work to do. Let's do it. 853 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:29,700 Okay. 854 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,659 I'll race you down. 855 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,063 Well, hold on a second. Let me... 856 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,620 Buckle that! 857 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,077 - Good morning. - Good mornin'. 858 00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:15,662 Thanks. 859 00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:24,963 Well, operation whip Lynn's ass in the games is underway. 860 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,631 Hmm. 861 00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,967 Well, you don't tell your mother. 862 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,636 And of course I won't tell your sister, 863 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,765 because I love you both the same. 864 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,100 But it wouldn't hurt my feelings to crown a new champion. 865 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:40,937 I love you, daddy. 866 00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:42,815 I love you too, sweetie. 867 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:50,822 Oh, that's very nice. Oh, yes. 868 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,825 Yes, get some sprinkles, Swynn. 869 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:56,954 Nice blood. Oh, that's so cute! 870 00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:00,832 Wow! You girls are up early. 871 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,502 Oh, tomorrow's the big day! 872 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,670 The TV station will be here. 873 00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:07,005 So, to help your sister, 874 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,174 the girls are spending the day with us. 875 00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:09,758 Oh! 876 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:12,677 We thought we'd bake some cookies 877 00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:14,971 to pass out to everyone who shows up. 878 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,139 Well, isn't that nice? 879 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,766 Mm-hmm. 880 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,684 Oh, oh, wow! 881 00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:22,521 Uh, very creative, right? 882 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,190 Right, okay. 883 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:27,818 You know, girls, when your mom and I were young, 884 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,652 Aunt Besty would... 885 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,738 Aunt Betsy. 886 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:33,008 Oh, well, we called her “Aunt Besty” 887 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,950 because she was the best. 888 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,493 She would take us sledding 889 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,663 and she would take us playing in the snow. 890 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,792 How about we go sledding today? Just the four of us. 891 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,002 No? No takers? Okay, what's up? 892 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:47,003 You guys don't like sledding? 893 00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:49,047 It's not on the list. 894 00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,549 What list? 895 00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,180 Is this for real? 896 00:41:57,264 --> 00:42:00,684 Oh, it's for real. It's usually laminated. 897 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,646 30 to 9:45, baked cookies. 898 00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,625 Don't forget to take pictures of girls making them. 899 00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,192 Only allowed to eat one. 900 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,736 45 to 10:45, read books. 901 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,238 45 to 11:00, a little snack time, 902 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:15,783 but don't ruin lunch. 903 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,911 You know what? Screw the list. 904 00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:22,164 We're going sledding! What do you say? 905 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,708 It's okay. Come on, girls. 906 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,084 Come on! 907 00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:27,568 All right, I'm gonna go get dressed. 908 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:28,628 Get your shoes on! 909 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,354 - Yeah? - Ooh, I like it! 910 00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:11,022 A little Santa there. 911 00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:12,649 I love Santa there. 912 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,109 Frosty the Snowman. 913 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,694 Ooh, look at my Frosty. 914 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,864 Is it now like the light show stuff? 915 00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:21,176 Yeah, it's probably best we just stay here. 916 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,659 Yeah? 917 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,369 Very nice. 918 00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:25,704 - Oh, hi. - We went sledding. 919 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:26,371 We had hot chocolate. 920 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:26,705 We got new clothes. 921 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,373 We had a snowball fight. 922 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,375 We built a snowman! 923 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:34,838 You did? Okay. 924 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,381 All right, let's head inside. 925 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:37,382 Let's go inside, girls. 926 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:39,385 Bye, girls! 927 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,972 Oh, tryin' to be best auntie, aren't you? 928 00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:45,849 Well, they needed to have a little fun. 929 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:46,933 - Really? - Yeah. 930 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,727 So you changed their clothes? 931 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:51,021 They wanted new clothes. 932 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:51,688 Really? 933 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:53,023 Yeah. 934 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,459 They don't want to be bedazzled all the time. 935 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,044 Where are they, ‘cause I'm taking ‘em back. 936 00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,193 - Okay. - Okay. 937 00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,421 Calm down. You're welcome, by the way. 938 00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,237 By the way, thanks. 939 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,906 Yeah. Ugh. 940 00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:03,409 Changing their clothes. 941 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,148 Happy holidays, merry Christmas, everybody. 942 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,297 I'm Dick Mountain. 943 00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:43,341 Good gosh, it's cold, but I'm gettin' paid. 944 00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:46,177 Hey, first event of the Christmas Classic tonight. 945 00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:47,345 First out of three. 946 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:49,013 Tonight, competitors, we'll see 947 00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:50,849 who has the most Christmas spirit 948 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,093 by lighting up the neighborhood with their decorations! 949 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,490 Hey. 950 00:47:07,574 --> 00:47:09,200 Hey. 951 00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:09,868 What are you doin' here? 952 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,328 Don't you wanna be over there with all the others? 953 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:15,540 Nah, workin' on something. 954 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,542 You like surprises? 955 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:19,253 Depends. 956 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,841 Let's say “hello” to the first family. 957 00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:29,137 They are Bynn, Lynn, Wynn, Kynn, 958 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:30,555 and Swynn! 959 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:31,848 And they are... 960 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,558 - The Flynns! - The Flynns! 961 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,894 Oh God, help me! 962 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,229 Wow, that really was somethin'. 963 00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:41,900 Come on up here, tacky family. Come on and say “hello”. 964 00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:44,903 Wow, that really was fantastic. You look great. 965 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,422 What do you have in store for us tonight? 966 00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:46,905 A big show. 967 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,407 Well, we are all excited to see it. 968 00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:50,491 Aren't we, people? 969 00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:51,075 Yeah, let me hear that. 970 00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:53,244 Let... Let me hear it one more time! 971 00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:53,661 Are you excited? Great? 972 00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:55,413 Hey, how about we count this in? 973 00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:56,873 You wanna count this in? 974 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:57,373 Let's start with... 975 00:47:57,457 --> 00:48:00,418 - Three, two, one. - Three, two, one. 976 00:48:00,502 --> 00:48:01,502 And... 977 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:11,179 I mean, that is a ridiculous amount of lights. 978 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,598 All right. You ready for this? 979 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:15,016 For what? 980 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,452 You know, just put my college degree 981 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:17,476 to work. 982 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:19,395 Okay. 983 00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,939 Okay. 984 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:30,031 Oh, that... that's lovely. 985 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,200 I mean, it's... it's pretty. 986 00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:33,117 Oh. Oh. 987 00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:34,481 Just your usual Christmas setup. 988 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:36,622 Okay, just wait for it. 989 00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:48,466 Oh my goodness, the eagle has landed, everybody! 990 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,051 Dennis, pick up sticks, we're movin'. 991 00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:50,552 No! 992 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:51,177 - Let's go, people! - No, no, no, no. 993 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:53,096 Let's check it out! Come on with me! 994 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,264 No, no. Wait, Dick, Dick! 995 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:56,140 No, guys, no! 996 00:48:56,224 --> 00:48:58,142 The... the show is still going! 997 00:48:58,226 --> 00:48:59,602 The show is here! 998 00:49:04,566 --> 00:49:06,317 Woohoo! 999 00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:08,444 There she is, everybody, the mothership! 1000 00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:09,946 Come on! 1001 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:12,282 Wow, you got the air dancers goin'! 1002 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:13,658 You got lights, you got music. 1003 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,659 We got everything, folks. 1004 00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,661 Check it out, everybody! 1005 00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:22,458 Ha, ha, ha. 1006 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:24,294 Come on. Hey, hey! 1007 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:28,298 What are they doing? What are they doing? 1008 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:29,674 Oh, wow! 1009 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:30,758 Oh my God! 1010 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:31,801 Mm. 1011 00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:33,469 Who selected the music? 1012 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,514 Wow! 1013 00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:38,837 - What do you think? - Oh my God! 1014 00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,277 Surprise! 1015 00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:50,278 Hi! 1016 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,030 - I made it, I made it. - Oh, wow! 1017 00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:54,657 Lovely. Oh God. 1018 00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:56,534 This is great. What is all this? 1019 00:49:56,618 --> 00:49:58,995 Well, it's our light show. 1020 00:49:59,079 --> 00:49:59,996 - It is? - Yeah. 1021 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,624 - So this is... - This is my dad. 1022 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,060 - This is Connor. - Pleasure to meet you, yeah. 1023 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,710 - Yeah, my pleasure. - How you doin'? 1024 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:06,336 Yes. 1025 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:07,086 Hey, nice little hometown people. 1026 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:10,506 Yeah, everyone's come to see the light show. 1027 00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:11,382 Yeah. 1028 00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:12,466 I like it. 1029 00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:16,220 And there it is, folks, the end of night one! 1030 00:50:16,304 --> 00:50:17,699 The first event going to Elizabeth Bird! 1031 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,057 What a surprise! 1032 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:22,685 Oh. 1033 00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:28,650 Come on, inside the house. Now! Come on, inside. 1034 00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:29,567 Inside, let's go. 1035 00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:29,901 Yes. 1036 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:31,694 Absolutely stupendous! 1037 00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:33,488 We're gonna see you tomorrow, event two 1038 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,199 of the Christmas Classic at ski alto. 1039 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:38,576 I am Dick Mountain. I am signing off! 1040 00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:43,247 Oh, Bynn, you, too! Come on. 1041 00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:51,630 What the hell is that? 1042 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:55,718 Oh, it's Akeem's Nine Morning Festival. 1043 00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:57,155 That's how they celebrate Christmas 1044 00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:58,489 in his home country of St. Vincent. 1045 00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,181 What? 1046 00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:02,600 Who gives a damn? We're in New Mexico. 1047 00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:04,060 I do. 1048 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:56,612 I don't know why my dad wants to buy this place. 1049 00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:57,696 It's not that bad. 1050 00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:59,490 Are you kidding me? 1051 00:51:59,574 --> 00:52:01,826 I mean, there's nothin' special about it. 1052 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,495 I sure as hell know why you left and never wanted to come back. 1053 00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:06,289 Once we own this place, 1054 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,834 I don't see either one of us ever coming back here. 1055 00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,836 Actually, I was thinking of uh, asking your dad 1056 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,464 if I could oversee the project. 1057 00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:18,176 When I'm in California? Absolutely not. 1058 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:21,179 I mean, once you're my wife, you won't have to work. 1059 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:22,472 Well, we're not married. 1060 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:25,349 Yet. Soon enough, babe. 1061 00:52:25,433 --> 00:52:28,686 First thing you have to do is win these ridiculous events. 1062 00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:30,646 Yeah. Yeah. 1063 00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:31,814 Hey! 1064 00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:32,231 - Hi. - Hey. 1065 00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:35,193 Um, this is my fiancé Connor. 1066 00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,361 This is uh, Randy. He owns Ski Alto. 1067 00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:39,447 Oh! Heard great things. 1068 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:39,822 Thanks, man. 1069 00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:41,575 Yeah. 1070 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,536 Anyway, I should go check in. Um, I'll see you in a bit. 1071 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,601 Really like this mountain. 1072 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:50,958 Thanks. 1073 00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,377 Excited for the possibilities. 1074 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,730 Also lookin' forward to hammering out that deal 1075 00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,214 with you after this weekend. 1076 00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,466 Huh, assuming Elizabeth wins. 1077 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:02,220 I'm sure we can come to an arrangement, 1078 00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:03,722 no matter what. 1079 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:05,640 If you'll excuse me, 1080 00:53:05,724 --> 00:53:07,517 gotta make sure we're on schedule. 1081 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,563 Okay. 1082 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,232 Dick Mountain back on the mountain. 1083 00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,485 Welcome back to the 20th Annual Christmas Classic. 1084 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:18,694 Two events to go 1085 00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:22,365 after last night's light show extravaganza 1086 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:26,744 and our very own Elizabeth Bird bringin' home the award, 1087 00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:28,579 goin' totally Griswold 1088 00:53:28,663 --> 00:53:30,540 on all the competition last night. 1089 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:31,976 Wouldn't wanna pay that electric bill. 1090 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,752 But, folks, this year, we're adding a new category, 1091 00:53:34,836 --> 00:53:38,214 men's and women's international divisions. 1092 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:42,760 But today we are all about the cardboard sled derby 1093 00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:44,846 and, folks, this one's not for points. 1094 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,597 So come on out, you're invited. 1095 00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:49,267 You're all welcome to bring that BDME, 1096 00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,894 that big Dick Mountain energy to the slopes. 1097 00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:54,772 Cut up those old cardboard tax boxes, 1098 00:53:54,856 --> 00:53:57,775 grab some board and sled with us, join the race. 1099 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,402 All right, we'll see you out here 1100 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:00,570 in the Christmas Classic. 1101 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,458 Wooh! 1102 00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:17,712 Come on, girls, you've got this! 1103 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,006 Nobody likes losers! 1104 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:21,549 You know, it doesn't matter, right? 1105 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:22,049 Come on! 1106 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,801 This event is just about having fun. 1107 00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:26,470 It does matter, okay? Winning is everything. 1108 00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:29,265 Well, no, actually having fun is more important. 1109 00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:31,893 Which everyone is having except for you. 1110 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,936 I am having fun! 1111 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,813 All right, come on, you got! 1112 00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:45,948 All right, come on, girls. Round two, round two. 1113 00:54:46,032 --> 00:54:47,992 - Simon. - Simon, Simon. 1114 00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,578 Simon says “Dick Mountain is the best”, right? 1115 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,262 - All right, Simon. - Yeah, we love Dick! 1116 00:54:59,671 --> 00:54:59,962 Oh! 1117 00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:01,548 Uh-oh. 1118 00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:12,808 Oh my God, that was awesome. 1119 00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:13,911 Hey, sweetie, what's your name? 1120 00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:15,478 - Darla. - Darla. 1121 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:17,081 Hey, I tell you... Tell you what, Darla. 1122 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:17,563 Here we go. 1123 00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:19,357 Eight, five, five, three, three, three. 1124 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:19,774 Okay. 1125 00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:20,918 - Just call me. - All right. 1126 00:55:20,942 --> 00:55:21,234 - Okay? - Okay. 1127 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,360 Good to meet you, sweetie. 1128 00:55:34,622 --> 00:55:35,164 Go, girls, go! 1129 00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:38,709 You got this, you got this! Focus, just focus. 1130 00:55:38,793 --> 00:55:40,104 Okay, just have fun, it doesn't matter. 1131 00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:41,462 It matters, come on! 1132 00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:42,606 Doesn't matter. Just have fun! 1133 00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:43,339 Little faster. Little faster. 1134 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:43,965 Wooh! 1135 00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:44,507 Little faster! 1136 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:44,840 You're great! 1137 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,384 You're great! 1138 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,468 - Yes! - Wooh! 1139 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:52,473 - It matters. - Doesn't matter. 1140 00:55:52,557 --> 00:55:53,767 - Shut up! - Wooh! 1141 00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,062 Come on, now come on. 1142 00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:01,732 Welcome back to the afternoon session 1143 00:56:01,816 --> 00:56:03,401 of the Christmas Classic, everybody, 1144 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,027 the one sporting event in the world 1145 00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:08,656 where this dick and the games go hand in hand. 1146 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:11,659 What a great crowd we have out here today. 1147 00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:13,744 Now in just a few moments, we'll be moving on 1148 00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:16,747 to one of my three favorite events 1149 00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:18,416 besides a little cocktail. 1150 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,001 The women's sprint 1151 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:23,713 where Elizabeth Bird is one win away from unseating 1152 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:27,883 the nine-time champion, and her sister, Lynn Flynn. 1153 00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:29,653 They've been competing for their parents' love 1154 00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:30,136 their whole life, 1155 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,096 but it's nothing like this first event, 1156 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:32,763 ladies and gentlemen. 1157 00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:35,850 And there they are, our competitors at the start. 1158 00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:38,102 Living in the city has made you soft, little sis. 1159 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:39,687 I think you should just quit now. 1160 00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,939 Huh. Never! 1161 00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:44,692 Come on, you're forgetting one thing. 1162 00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:47,403 The altitude. 1163 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,530 You can't compete with me. I live here. 1164 00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:51,449 These are my stomping grounds. 1165 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:52,450 Oh, yeah? 1166 00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,743 So working out inside 1167 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,179 at that cush little country club of yours 1168 00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:57,455 has prepared you for all of this? 1169 00:56:57,539 --> 00:57:00,124 Oh, please, I have won this race so many times, 1170 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,460 I could do it in my sleep. 1171 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,962 What has it been for you? Ten years? 1172 00:57:05,046 --> 00:57:08,424 Come on, I can hear the cellulite on your thighs 1173 00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:09,967 crying out in fear. 1174 00:57:10,051 --> 00:57:11,552 Ew! 1175 00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:13,971 Oh. No, you know what that is? 1176 00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:17,600 That's the sound of sheer muscle of this young, vibrant maiden 1177 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,643 about to beat your old ass. 1178 00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:21,855 So watch and learn, grandma. 1179 00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:23,939 This year, ladies and gentlemen, 1180 00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:25,149 I wanna tell you somethin'. 1181 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:28,486 We have a new wrinkle. 1182 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,650 Randy, bring out the sleds. 1183 00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:29,904 Yep. 1184 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,822 - What? - Huh? 1185 00:57:31,906 --> 00:57:33,157 What sleds? 1186 00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,117 What do you mean? 1187 00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:35,493 There you go. 1188 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:37,119 What are the sleds for? 1189 00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,203 You'll find out. 1190 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:38,954 For the first time in this event's illustrious history, 1191 00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:44,627 our competitors will be pulling their significant others. 1192 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:45,836 Oh my God. 1193 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,670 All right, Bynn. Come on. 1194 00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:49,173 Look at that all American uniform. 1195 00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:51,133 Connor, get over here. 1196 00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:51,967 Absolutely not. 1197 00:57:52,051 --> 00:57:52,301 Oh! 1198 00:57:52,385 --> 00:57:53,385 Are you... 1199 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:57,598 - Uh, Randy. - Yeah. 1200 00:57:57,682 --> 00:57:59,642 - Will you... - Seriously? 1201 00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:00,851 Yeah. 1202 00:58:00,935 --> 00:58:02,729 Okay, I'm not gonna be much help. 1203 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:27,878 And it's a good start! 1204 00:58:27,962 --> 00:58:31,841 Oh, and Rudolph Elizabeth Bird tugging and pulling. 1205 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,885 She's got a good full length on her sister. 1206 00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,679 Lynn does not wanna lose this event 1207 00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:40,224 because she will lose the whole Christmas Classic. 1208 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,226 The famous flopping around. 1209 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,644 And let me tell you, 1210 00:58:43,728 --> 00:58:44,928 you gotta take a pill for that 1211 00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:47,565 if you want them to straighten out, huh. 1212 00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,567 This could be the other Ride of the Century! 1213 00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:53,863 Look at the look on Lynn's face. 1214 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:54,488 That is Santa. 1215 00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:56,907 She wants to get down that chimney 1216 00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:59,743 and deliver the victory for the crowd there. 1217 00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:01,621 They're all cheering at me. Hi, folks. 1218 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:03,497 Look at them crawling on the floor 1219 00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:07,710 like women at a Black Friday sale. 1220 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:10,212 Who's gonna win? It looks like it could be... 1221 00:59:10,296 --> 00:59:13,883 Oh, it's Lynn reaching for the finish! 1222 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,319 Nine-time defending champion Lynn Flynn! 1223 00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:15,885 Yes. Yes. 1224 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:16,760 No! 1225 00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:19,221 Clutching victory from the jaws of defeat. 1226 00:59:19,305 --> 00:59:19,889 She wins this 1227 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:22,766 and this pushes the games into a tie 1228 00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:24,101 with her sister Elizabeth 1229 00:59:24,185 --> 00:59:25,645 going into tomorrow's final event. 1230 00:59:28,147 --> 00:59:29,899 ♪ It's time to feel the music ♪ 1231 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,735 Jesus Christ, not again. 1232 00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:35,863 How in the hell this place not have a hotel? 1233 00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:37,740 Oh my God. 1234 00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:43,120 Lizzie. 1235 00:59:43,204 --> 00:59:44,038 Hey. 1236 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:44,914 Hey. 1237 00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:46,790 Is everything okay? 1238 00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:48,959 Why'e you really doin' this? 1239 00:59:49,043 --> 00:59:50,294 Because it's fun, 1240 00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:53,130 and I wanna support Akeem and his traditions. 1241 00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:57,718 Not that. 1242 00:59:57,802 --> 00:59:59,029 The Classic, and coming here for Christmas, 1243 00:59:59,053 --> 01:00:01,805 and all that other stuff. 1244 01:00:01,889 --> 01:00:04,767 Because I love you guys 1245 01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,644 and I've missed you. 1246 01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:10,648 Are you sure? 1247 01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:12,107 Yeah. 1248 01:00:12,191 --> 01:00:13,377 I just don't wanna wait that long 1249 01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:16,029 before I see you again, that's all, baby. 1250 01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:21,951 You ready for this? 1251 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:22,826 - Yeah. - Let's do it. 1252 01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:23,910 Okay. 1253 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,694 Welcome back to the final day of the Christmas Classic. 1254 01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:58,279 So it all comes down to this! 1255 01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:00,823 This one is called “Flipping the Bird”, 1256 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,701 of course made famous by Elizabeth Bird. 1257 01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:05,995 I was there. I felt it. We're okay. 1258 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,664 Each competitor will be wearing wedding attire. 1259 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:10,833 They'll ski down the hill and attempt to knock down 1260 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:14,003 as many of the birds as possible with their bodies. 1261 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,963 Now each bird is worth one point. 1262 01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:18,799 Now whoever knocks down the most, wins. 1263 01:01:18,883 --> 01:01:21,344 Let the flipping begin. 1264 01:01:24,972 --> 01:01:26,223 Hey, guys. 1265 01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:28,147 I noticed that you missed the first two events. 1266 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,894 I'm sorry, but we were busy. 1267 01:01:32,438 --> 01:01:35,024 Very, very busy, Randy. You understand. 1268 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:36,900 Yeah, I... I understand. 1269 01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:37,610 Well, you gotta compete in the finals 1270 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:40,154 if you wanna you know, win the international division. 1271 01:01:40,238 --> 01:01:40,613 So... 1272 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:43,198 Okay, I'll go strap on my skis. 1273 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:45,200 I will also strap up. 1274 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:47,244 Oh. 1275 01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,246 Now here's a fun bit of trivia here. 1276 01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:50,748 Betsy and I used to work together 1277 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:51,373 at the TV station, 1278 01:01:51,457 --> 01:01:53,876 and we had an inappropriate work relationship, 1279 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,086 and it turned into a toxic marriage. 1280 01:01:56,170 --> 01:01:56,462 Oh. 1281 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,213 Oh, baby, wish me luck. 1282 01:01:58,297 --> 01:01:59,214 I wish you plenty of luck. 1283 01:01:59,298 --> 01:02:00,298 Yeah. 1284 01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,052 This year. 1285 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,136 Kiss for luck. 1286 01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:06,347 - Baby, I love you. - Yes, oh, I know. 1287 01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:07,431 Mm, one more. 1288 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:08,432 Kiss for luck. 1289 01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,309 Show them. Win it! 1290 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,230 There she goes downhill, kind of like our relationship. 1291 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:16,065 Seems happy with Akeem 1292 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:20,402 and seems like she's headed towards a really good run here. 1293 01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:21,862 Let's check out her fall line. 1294 01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:25,407 Yep, it looks like she's coming straight down the mountain 1295 01:02:25,491 --> 01:02:27,242 and here we go, boom! 1296 01:02:27,326 --> 01:02:27,660 Well done. 1297 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,202 Oh, love you! 1298 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:33,248 Oh, international division, yeah! 1299 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,253 Not the best showing here of the game for Betsy Williams, 1300 01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:39,797 I mean, Baptiste. 1301 01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:40,422 Dry mountain again, 1302 01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:42,925 but her score will be enough for her to win 1303 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,510 the international women's division. 1304 01:02:45,386 --> 01:02:46,095 Here we go, folks. 1305 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:51,266 The final and only competitor of the men's international division 1306 01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:52,476 is now on the slope. 1307 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,103 Okay. Oh, oh, oh. 1308 01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:57,981 Uh, you know what? Let's try something new. 1309 01:02:58,065 --> 01:03:00,067 Huh? Come on. 1310 01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:01,985 International, we have to improvise! 1311 01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,779 Okay, this is something new. 1312 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,382 I guess the rules don't really state that. 1313 01:03:05,406 --> 01:03:07,825 You actually need to ski down the slopes. 1314 01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:08,492 This could be a while. 1315 01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:11,078 Hey, great time to cut to commercial. 1316 01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:12,162 It's okay. 1317 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:13,080 Hey, folks, if you're lookin' to get married, 1318 01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:15,290 I wanna introduce you to one of my favorite places 1319 01:03:15,374 --> 01:03:16,959 here in Ruidoso, 1320 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:19,503 It's Maria's la Casita de Casamiento, 1321 01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:22,965 That's Maria's House of Marriage and Mexican Food. 1322 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:25,426 Whether you're looking to eat a gordita or marry one, 1323 01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:25,968 come on down, 1324 01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:28,178 ‘cause we've got great Mexican food 1325 01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:29,972 and great dresses for the ladies. 1326 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:32,367 Come on down to Maria's House of Marriage and Mexican Food. 1327 01:03:32,391 --> 01:03:33,391 Delicioso. 1328 01:03:33,851 --> 01:03:35,011 And we're back to the action. 1329 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,145 Hey! 1330 01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:40,399 That's a one! 1331 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,484 So our new international men's champion 1332 01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:43,277 Akeem's, full name, Baptiste! 1333 01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:45,821 Oh, baby, we won it! 1334 01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,365 International trophy! International trophy! 1335 01:03:48,449 --> 01:03:48,824 Okay. 1336 01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:50,325 There's no international trophy, 1337 01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:51,409 but congratulations. 1338 01:03:51,452 --> 01:03:52,161 I'll take that. Thanks. 1339 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,829 - Aw! - Aw! 1340 01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:01,067 We'll be back with the women's final 1341 01:04:01,128 --> 01:04:02,504 after this commercial break. 1342 01:04:02,588 --> 01:04:04,506 I'm celebrity Dick Mountain 1343 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:07,176 and when you're lookin' for some good hardwood... 1344 01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,844 Dad, you were right about this place. 1345 01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,513 It's right for a facelift. 1346 01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:13,515 Everything's goin' to plan. 1347 01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:17,019 They got a restaurant, they got a bar. 1348 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:17,811 Just one more event. 1349 01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:20,189 So come on down to Bird's Bear Carving because... 1350 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:20,898 Don't worry. 1351 01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:24,026 If Liz can't close the deal, I know exactly what to do. 1352 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,903 Hardwood. Right, Jimmy? 1353 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,464 The final event you've all been waiting for. 1354 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:29,907 Lynn Flynn and Elizabeth Bird, please, 1355 01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:30,908 head to the starting gate. 1356 01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:31,992 Hey, I gotta go. 1357 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,585 Hey, coach, 1358 01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:44,338 any last-minute words of encouragement? 1359 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:47,258 No, good luck out there. 1360 01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:49,885 What's wrong? 1361 01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:51,053 Nothin'. 1362 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:53,931 That wasn't very convincing. 1363 01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:57,351 Look, I don't want things to be awkward between us. 1364 01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:58,435 What do you want? 1365 01:04:58,477 --> 01:04:59,561 What do you mean? 1366 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:02,940 I mean, what do you really want, Elizabeth? 1367 01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:05,442 Randy, I'm engaged. 1368 01:05:05,526 --> 01:05:06,962 That doesn't really answer my question. 1369 01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,306 Well, what do you want me to say? 1370 01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:08,946 I... I... 1371 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:14,117 You're just gonna be another thing that he owns. 1372 01:05:14,201 --> 01:05:15,536 You better get up there. 1373 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:34,639 Hey. 1374 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,977 I just wanna say “good luck out there today.” 1375 01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:41,562 Save it. 1376 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:44,273 I don't need your little “take the high road” speech. 1377 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,149 What are you talking about? 1378 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:49,319 You know what I'm talking about. 1379 01:05:49,403 --> 01:05:51,446 Why do you think you're better than me? 1380 01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:52,990 What? 1381 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:55,450 You know, I could ask you the same question. 1382 01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:59,329 You're the one who left and never came back. 1383 01:05:59,413 --> 01:06:00,515 Okay, you think you're better than this place, 1384 01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:02,291 better than all of us. 1385 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,084 That is not true. 1386 01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:05,586 You haven't been home in ten years! 1387 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:08,297 You barely ever call. 1388 01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,216 You're a stranger to us. 1389 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:14,136 And you're about to leave us again. 1390 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:17,223 Why would I try to make this work? 1391 01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:25,648 Okay, come on, come on. You got this, you got this. 1392 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:30,569 Good luck. 1393 01:06:33,447 --> 01:06:34,657 All right. 1394 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:04,186 And here she is, folks, our very own Lynn Flynn, 1395 01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:05,562 taking off down the mountain, 1396 01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:08,357 seeking her tenth title in a row! 1397 01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:11,568 God help us all, that woman loves to brag, 1398 01:07:11,652 --> 01:07:14,029 but we do love this Christmas Classic 1399 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:14,696 and it's gonna be a great finish 1400 01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:18,742 as she is heading down the mountain. 1401 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,535 The crowd in anticipation. 1402 01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:22,537 Her husband excited, of course. 1403 01:07:22,621 --> 01:07:23,330 And here she comes. 1404 01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:27,209 She's just a few feet away and there is her one, 1405 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:30,045 two, three, four, fi... fi... 1406 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:30,796 Wait a minute. 1407 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,507 I think five, but I'm not sure, I saw four. 1408 01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:34,174 One is teetering. 1409 01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:39,221 Could be, might be, the judge says... 1410 01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,097 That's a five for Lynn Flynn. 1411 01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:43,225 It's a five for Lynn Flynn! Great score! 1412 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,312 Five, ugh! 1413 01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:17,092 Best surprise I could ever hope for! 1414 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:18,385 We had hot chocolate. 1415 01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:18,927 We got new clothes. 1416 01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:19,511 We had a snowball fight. 1417 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:21,638 We built a snowman! 1418 01:08:21,722 --> 01:08:24,224 Ah, I love you, come here. 1419 01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:25,726 Wow, this is so fun! 1420 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:29,522 This is going to be the best Christmas ever. 1421 01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:40,032 And this is it, folks. 1422 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:43,577 Last competitor of the day, Sister Elizabeth. 1423 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:46,455 Can she unseat her sister? 1424 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:49,833 The crowd seems to want her to, and Papa Jimmy certainly does. 1425 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,293 Look at him going crazy. 1426 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,712 Here she comes, Elizabeth Bird. 1427 01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:01,511 You can feel the tension, folks. 1428 01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:03,680 She needs to get more than four. 1429 01:09:03,764 --> 01:09:05,224 Here she comes! 1430 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,355 What do you really want, Elizabeth? 1431 01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:15,817 And, you... whoa! 1432 01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:16,901 Uh-oh. 1433 01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:26,870 That is a five... four! 1434 01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,205 That's a four! 1435 01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:30,707 For Elizabeth Bird. 1436 01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:32,209 Yes! 1437 01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:34,711 - Which means... - Yes! Yes! Oh, yes! 1438 01:09:34,795 --> 01:09:38,173 The winner of the 20th Annual Christmas Classic 1439 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:39,508 is Lynn Flynn. 1440 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:40,842 - Yeah! - Again. 1441 01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:42,177 - Thank you! - Yeah. 1442 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:43,845 Thank you! That's ten! 1443 01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:46,557 Tenth Ski Alto! I did it! 1444 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,810 All right, that wraps up another exciting year 1445 01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:50,268 of the Christmas Classic! 1446 01:09:50,352 --> 01:09:52,896 Boy, what a competition it was. 1447 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:55,398 The sisters really went at it. We had a great ending. 1448 01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:58,902 Hey, from your favorite Dick, I'm signing off from Ski Alto, 1449 01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:01,321 and we'll see you all down at Win, Place and Show tonight. 1450 01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:02,823 Good night. See you at the bar. 1451 01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:03,907 Yes! 1452 01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:05,909 Come on, guys. 1453 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:10,664 Ten-peat! Ten-peat! Ten-peat! 1454 01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:13,750 Come on! Yes! 1455 01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:16,253 So cool! 1456 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,421 This is a big deal for me. 1457 01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:21,258 I want you to be happy, Okay? 1458 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:22,592 Ten-peat. 1459 01:10:22,676 --> 01:10:25,554 Yeah, look at that pretty trophy. 1460 01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:27,889 All right, I wanna get a photo. Come on. 1461 01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:29,432 Come on, let's get a photo. 1462 01:10:29,516 --> 01:10:31,852 This is so pretty, and it's all mine! 1463 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:32,936 Ooh, oh! 1464 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:34,437 Shut up. 1465 01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:34,729 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1466 01:10:34,813 --> 01:10:37,232 Shut up. Shut up. 1467 01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:40,235 Shut up! 1468 01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,863 I cannot take you talking to me like that anymore, 1469 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,573 or the girls, or your parents. 1470 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:45,907 You do it to everyone. 1471 01:10:45,991 --> 01:10:47,534 You're a bully. 1472 01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:48,451 What? 1473 01:10:48,535 --> 01:10:49,202 Oh my God, your need for control 1474 01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:53,582 has turned you into this giant fire-breathing dragon bitch, 1475 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,543 and now nobody wants to be anywhere near you. 1476 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:59,462 Your pathological bedazzling is a teenage Band-Aid 1477 01:10:59,546 --> 01:11:02,632 on your fear of not being the prom queen anymore. 1478 01:11:02,716 --> 01:11:04,467 Your daughters don't like wearing that crap. 1479 01:11:04,551 --> 01:11:05,820 Why do you think they're so obsessed 1480 01:11:05,844 --> 01:11:07,470 with goth and horror? 1481 01:11:07,554 --> 01:11:10,640 Because their mother is constantly up their ass 1482 01:11:10,724 --> 01:11:14,477 about having the perfect smile and the perfect hair. 1483 01:11:14,561 --> 01:11:16,479 Everything has to be perfect with you! 1484 01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:18,648 And what is this obsession with winning everything 1485 01:11:18,732 --> 01:11:20,442 every year? 1486 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,611 Oh my God, you wouldn't even let me enter the games, 1487 01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:24,821 or let our daughters join in the junior division 1488 01:11:24,905 --> 01:11:27,490 because you're afraid someone's gonna steal your spotlight. 1489 01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:29,993 Come on. Grow up. 1490 01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,662 Give someone else a chance. 1491 01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:34,456 One last thing. 1492 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,499 I don't wanna celebrate our anniversary 1493 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:37,459 on Christmas anymore. 1494 01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:38,585 Why? 1495 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,021 The only reason you were so adamant 1496 01:11:40,045 --> 01:11:40,503 that we do that 1497 01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,964 was because you have this savior complex 1498 01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:44,674 that I don't think you even know about. 1499 01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:47,594 You're even competitive with Jesus. 1500 01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:48,822 You can't even let the Son of God 1501 01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:50,889 have his own day! 1502 01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:53,559 Let's go, girls. 1503 01:11:54,852 --> 01:11:56,353 Bynn. 1504 01:12:02,443 --> 01:12:03,026 Hey, thanks 1505 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:05,487 for freezin' your genitals off out there, you guys. 1506 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:07,090 It's still little people that makes this all possible, 1507 01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:07,614 all right? 1508 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:10,033 - To Dick. - Hey, to Dick, indeed. 1509 01:12:10,117 --> 01:12:11,437 May you all get some this season. 1510 01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:13,912 Oh, man. 1511 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,506 You know what this means now, right? 1512 01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:26,841 Now I've gotta call my dad and ask for more money. 1513 01:12:26,925 --> 01:12:28,468 He's gonna know you failed, 1514 01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:30,030 and he's probably gonna get you fired. 1515 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,974 Do you understand how that's gonna reflect on me? 1516 01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:35,392 I can't believe you put me in this position. 1517 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,893 You know what, Connor? 1518 01:12:36,977 --> 01:12:38,520 Let me make it a bit simpler for you, 1519 01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,897 and maybe your daddy will go easy on you. 1520 01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:41,815 I quit. 1521 01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:43,566 You what? You can't quit. 1522 01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:44,067 If you quit, we can't... 1523 01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:47,362 We can't what? Can't get married? 1524 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,446 Well, guess what? 1525 01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:49,906 I don't wanna do that either! 1526 01:12:49,990 --> 01:12:51,866 I don't wanna be married to some coward 1527 01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:53,910 who can't even stand up to his own father, 1528 01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,913 or put his fiancée before his own career! 1529 01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:58,457 It's over. 1530 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:02,085 Okay, that's how it's gonna be? 1531 01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:02,544 You all thought 1532 01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,421 your sweet little Lizzie came home 1533 01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,548 to see you guys for Christmas. 1534 01:13:06,632 --> 01:13:07,924 Well, guess what? 1535 01:13:08,008 --> 01:13:10,510 She wasn't even gonna stop to say “hello”. 1536 01:13:10,594 --> 01:13:13,054 This whole thing was a big accident. 1537 01:13:13,138 --> 01:13:15,765 She came here to buy Ski Alto for my dad 1538 01:13:15,849 --> 01:13:18,852 to turn this whole place into a mega resort. 1539 01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:21,396 She hates you. She hates this whole place. 1540 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,483 Oh, Lizzie, that isn't true, is it? 1541 01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:26,526 Mom, listen... 1542 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:31,573 She bought a round-trip ticket for the same day. 1543 01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:34,743 All she does is complain about you guys. 1544 01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,704 And if that dumbass Randy would have said “yes”, 1545 01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:40,790 you guys would have never seen her in town. 1546 01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,584 I'm done with this. 1547 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,503 I hope you have a nice, pathetic life. 1548 01:13:47,172 --> 01:13:49,090 Did you know anything about this? 1549 01:13:49,174 --> 01:13:50,550 What? No, I didn't know about this. 1550 01:13:50,634 --> 01:13:52,469 Oh. 1551 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:56,097 You were going to help them turn this into a private resort? 1552 01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:57,181 No, no, no. 1553 01:13:57,224 --> 01:13:59,100 It's more complicated than that. 1554 01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:02,604 So none of us can ever ski here again? 1555 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:05,858 Elizabeth, you are better than this! 1556 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:08,651 Look, I am... 1557 01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:12,155 I am so, so sorry, okay? 1558 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,657 What Connor said was true. 1559 01:14:14,741 --> 01:14:18,912 I came out here to get Randy to sell this place to my boss 1560 01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:24,125 and we were gonna turn it into a private five-star resort. 1561 01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:26,461 After being here this past week you know, 1562 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:30,465 and watching my mom bake cookies and put her family first, 1563 01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:33,802 and my sweet dad who's so gentle 1564 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:36,679 and non-judgmental with his advice, 1565 01:14:36,763 --> 01:14:39,099 and Akeem learning about your tradition and watching Betsy, 1566 01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:40,642 and how in love she is with you, 1567 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,645 and my sister who cares so much, 1568 01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:46,856 maybe too much, but so much. 1569 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:49,192 You know, I... I ran away from this place 1570 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:53,488 to find some sort of better life and... 1571 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,865 And... and... And make a better me. 1572 01:14:55,949 --> 01:15:00,829 But after being here with all of you guys, I just... 1573 01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:08,002 I've never been more myself ever than right now. 1574 01:15:08,086 --> 01:15:12,674 And I realize that I've never been in love until now. 1575 01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:29,942 ♪ I'll put my life in a bottle ♪ 1576 01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:35,572 ♪ Something to guide your way ♪ 1577 01:15:39,284 --> 01:15:43,913 ♪ Even if you're too scared to follow ♪ 1578 01:15:43,997 --> 01:15:46,291 I actually believe you did the right thing. 1579 01:15:47,834 --> 01:15:51,588 What do you mean? Everybody hates me. 1580 01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:53,757 They don't nobody hate you. 1581 01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:56,885 If you'd won, 1582 01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:58,321 then they had a reason to hate you, 1583 01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:01,097 but deep down inside, I think you knew that. 1584 01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:02,932 That's why you pulled up on that last event 1585 01:16:03,016 --> 01:16:05,226 and lost on purpose. 1586 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,729 How did you know? 1587 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,648 I'm your daddy. 1588 01:16:15,153 --> 01:16:17,614 Why don't you just stick around? 1589 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:19,949 Oh, daddy, I... I don't know. 1590 01:16:20,033 --> 01:16:22,118 I mean, besides family, 1591 01:16:22,202 --> 01:16:25,246 there's just nothing here for me. 1592 01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:27,123 There's Randy. 1593 01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:31,628 Oh, I wish that were true. 1594 01:16:31,712 --> 01:16:34,255 I think I blew it with him, too. 1595 01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:36,299 I don't think so. 1596 01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:40,595 I think Randy's fine. He just needs a little time. 1597 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,764 Well, I don't have that luxury. 1598 01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:46,226 You know, I gotta get back to my life in San Francisco. 1599 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:49,103 Your life with Connor. 1600 01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:51,814 Your future at Harris Financial. 1601 01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:57,549 Come on, baby. Let's just get go home. 1602 01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:54,669 Oh! Okay. 1603 01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:45,720 Oh my God. 1604 01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:47,889 I thought you'd rather be caught naked in a blizzard 1605 01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:48,431 snowboarding 1606 01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:50,391 before you sang in front of anyone. 1607 01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:53,019 Yeah, well, you inspire me to do a lot of things 1608 01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:55,063 I've never done before, so... 1609 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,023 I hope that's a good thing. 1610 01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:58,817 Very, very good. 1611 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,280 Oh! 1612 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:07,451 Sorry about that. Oh! 1613 01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:11,455 Hey. 1614 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:16,084 Oh, yeah. 1615 01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:40,108 Merry Christmas. 1616 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:41,943 Best Christmas ever. 1617 01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:43,027 Oh. 1618 01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:45,822 - Hmm. - Come on. 1619 01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:46,906 Okay. 1620 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:24,986 So, Dick and Aunt Betsy, you guys just got married. 1621 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:25,820 How do you feel? 1622 01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:26,904 Wonderful. 1623 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,067 - I can't get enough. - Yeah. 1624 01:20:28,114 --> 01:20:29,114 Baby, I just can't get... 1625 01:20:30,408 --> 01:20:30,950 Oh, this woman. 1626 01:20:31,034 --> 01:20:32,869 Jimmy, Helen, how y'all you doing? 1627 01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:33,369 Oh, right, okay. 1628 01:20:33,453 --> 01:20:35,830 Oh, we're so happy for our daughter. 1629 01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:37,373 She's so beautiful. 1630 01:20:37,457 --> 01:20:39,125 She's gonna be a beautiful bride. 1631 01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:40,269 Oh, here they come. Here they come. 1632 01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:42,295 Oh. Oh, yes. 1633 01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:43,921 Look at ‘em. 1634 01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,174 Uh, well, maybe you're right, okay? 1635 01:20:48,218 --> 01:20:51,053 All right. Okay, that's it, there you go. 1636 01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:53,115 All right, wedding of the century. 1637 01:20:53,139 --> 01:20:54,182 How do you guys feel? 1638 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,475 Best day of my life. 1639 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:56,893 I can't wait to marry this guy. 1640 01:20:56,977 --> 01:20:57,560 Hey, baby. 1641 01:20:57,644 --> 01:20:59,455 Why don't you come over and get a picture with us 1642 01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,599 for the last time as a Bird? 1643 01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:02,523 Okay, daddy. Ah! 1644 01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:09,363 All right. How does that feel? 1645 01:21:09,447 --> 01:21:11,032 I'm the happiest man alive. She's magic. 1646 01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:12,992 I love you, sis! Yeah. 1647 01:21:13,076 --> 01:21:14,136 - Nothing better. - All right. 1648 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:14,619 She lights up my whole universe. 1649 01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:16,370 My sister's getting married! 1650 01:21:16,454 --> 01:21:17,914 You ready to run? 1651 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:18,873 Absolutely not. She's everything to me. 1652 01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:19,957 Watch out! 1653 01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:33,596 What was that? Oh! 1654 01:21:38,643 --> 01:21:41,229 I might need another drink! 1655 01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:43,064 Uh-oh. You guys okay? 1656 01:25:53,231 --> 01:25:55,441 Hey, why you callin' me on Christmas? 1657 01:25:58,444 --> 01:26:00,529 Well, what do you mean we're not divorced? 1658 01:26:00,613 --> 01:26:03,532 Why didn't you sign the papers? 1659 01:26:03,616 --> 01:26:04,158 No! 1660 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,619 No, no, I'm not giving you half of the resort 1661 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,870 in the settlement. 1662 01:26:07,954 --> 01:26:10,164 No, absolutely... 1663 01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,832 Okay, you know what? Here's my offer. 1664 01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:15,669 You beat me in the Summer Classic 1665 01:26:15,753 --> 01:26:21,634 and half the resort is yours. 113829