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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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-[cheerful music]
-[bird chirping]
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[muffled voice on TV]
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[chewing]
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-[Garfield humming]
-Hiya, Garfield.
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[growling]
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You know, there's nothing better
than sitting in an easy chair
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with a bowl of popcorn and watching
your favorite TV show.
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[screaming]
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He's right. There's nothing better
than sitting in an easy chair
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with a bowl of popcorn and watching
your favorite TV show.
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Which I assume you're all doing that
right now.
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You'll be sorry you did that, Garfield.
Real sorry.
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[screaming]
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[cheerful music]
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[Jon humming]
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-[Squeak humming]
-Huh?
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[screaming]
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Mouse! Help, Garfield!
There's a mouse in the kitchen!
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-Don't worry. He won't eat much.
-[Odie whining]
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Garfield! Come save me from the awful,
ugly, horrible mouse!
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You're not exactly the best-looking
creature on the planet either, pal.
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-[Jon] Help!
-Guess I've gotta do this.
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Get rid of it! Get rid of it!
Get rid of it! Get rid of it!
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He sounds like me when Nermal visits.
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Do you remember routine number eight?
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My favorite!
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Help, help! I should have known better
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than to enter a house
where Garfield the Cat is on patrol!
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-Ow!
-Leave this home and never come back!
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I am leaving and I will never be back
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as long as Garfield the cat is here!
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[Odie whining]
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[sighing with relief] Thanks, Garfield.
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[screaming]
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Routine number eight! [chewing]
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I don't know what it is. Ever since I was
a child, I've had this fear of mice.
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[Dr. Whipple] Have you had a fear of mice
ever since you were a child?
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[gasping]
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Or a fear of heights, flying,
public speaking,
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snakes or people named Sid?
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Then come to Dr. Whipple's
Fear and Phobia Fighting Facility.
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Dr. Whipple's Fear
and Phobia Fighting Facility
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can cure over 10,000 common fears,
including Spatulaphobia...
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The fear of sitting
on a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Vo-do-de-ophobia...
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The fear of finding raisins
in your coleslaw.
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Oh, that one keeps me up at night.
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Or even Zidda-bodda-wodda-
wodda-boink-boink-freebaphobia.
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The fear of accidentally moving
your entire family to Peru
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and becoming a wheelbarrow repairman.
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You'd be amazed how often that happens.
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No matter what you're afraid of,
Dr. Whipple can cure you
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at his Fear and Phobia Fighting Facility.
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Hmm. That's it, Garfield!
I'm going to go to Dr. Whipple's
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Fear and Phobia Fighting Facility and
have him cure me of my fear of mice!
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-[Odie whining]
-I wonder if Dr. Whipple can cure me
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of my fear of what's going
to go wrong with this.
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[Dr. Whipple] Of course I can
cure your fear of mice, Mr. Arbuckle.
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While I'm at it, I'll also cure you
of Huge-sum-a-phobia.
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"Huge-sum-a-phobia?" What's that?
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That's the fear of getting my bill.
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That's a wise thought.
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This is my Phobia Flusher.
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[moaning in fear]
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It can remove or also give you
any known phobia.
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Let's see. I'll set it to "remove"...
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[engine whirring]
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And to "musophobia."
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That's the fear of mice and then...
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We just give you a few seconds of it.
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[moaning]
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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And now you should be
unafraid of mice.
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Let's test it. Sandra?
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Huh? Oh...
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[teeth chattering]
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[gasping]
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I'm... I'm not afraid.
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Garfield, I'm not afraid of mice.
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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Now, just because I'm no longer afraid
of mice doesn't change your job.
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I still don't want
to see any in the house.
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I'll tell them
to do a better job of hiding.
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It says here that the fear of cats is
called "gatophobia."
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That's right.
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Just out of curiosity...
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What would happen if you implanted
a fear of cats into a cat?
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Hmm... I don't know.
Let's try it and find out.
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-[ominous music]
-Let's see. "Add fear"... "gatophobia."
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I should have gotten
that other fear removed.
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I'm getting scared of his bill.
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[engine whirring]
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[screaming]
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What?
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I'll follow them to record the findings
of my little experiment.
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Wow. A cat who's afraid of cats.
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I wonder what that'll be like...
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-[suspenseful music]
-I'm going to go start cooking dinner.
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Great. Whatever you're making,
make more of it than that.
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Hiya, Garfield!
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Oh hi, Harry. How are you--
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[screaming]
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Garfield! What are you doing up there?
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Go away! Just go away! I'm not coming
down until you go away!
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All right, all right. I'm going away.
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Gee, I always thought
Garfield liked me...
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[laughing] This footage will be great
for my TV show.
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Phew. [screaming]
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[thudding]
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In my moment of panic, I forgot I'm not
good at climbing. Especially down.
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I can't wait until Garfield sees
this new lip gloss I got.
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I'm sure he's going to love it.
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-[Garfield grunting]
-There you are, Garfield!
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How do you like the way I look today?
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[screaming]
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[Arlene gasping]
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[sobbing] Come on. I've got to get rid
of this lip gloss!
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It must make me look like a monster!
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-[Arlene sobbing]
-[Dr. Whipple chuckling]
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-[screaming]
-[lively music]
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[screaming]
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-Did you understand any of that?
-[muttering in disbelief]
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[gasping]
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[giggling] Huh?
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[screaming]
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[Dr. Whipple laughing]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Well, at least when Garfield's
not around, I can watch TV
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without getting hurled into a trash can.
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I assume you're all doing that right now.
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[Dr. Whipple] Coming up later today
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on the Dr. Whipple Show, I show you
how I instilled the fear of cats
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into a cat.
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Here you see the specimen frightened
by every cat he sees,
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including himself.
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-[Nermal giggling]
-Garfield?
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[screaming]
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[laughing] This is my chance
to get even with Garfield!
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At last!
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[groaning] Oh, I hope
I don't run into any cats.
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Including myself.
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Hello, Garfield!
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-Meow!
-[screaming]
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[cackling]
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[panting]
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I'm never happy to see Nermal,
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but that encounter was worse than ever.
-How about this one?
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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[thudding]
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-[Garfield screaming]
-[laughing] Oh, this is great!
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[panting]
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I need a place to hide!
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[panting] Where can I hide?
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-How about in here with me?
-Sure, I'll just... [screaming]
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Go away! Go away!
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[screaming]
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-[giggling] I'll go away, Garfield...
-[Garfield moaning in terror]
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...if you promise you'll never mail me
to Abu Dhabi ever again.
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But that's my favorite thing!
No, no! All right.
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I promise!
I'll never mail you to Abu Dhabi again.
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[cackling]
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[Garfield moaning sadly]
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There you are!
What did Nermal make you do?
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Promise to never mail him
to Abu Dhabi again.
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-[Squeak gasping]
-I don't know why I was so afraid of him.
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I can tell you why. Come here!
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[whispering]
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Dr. Whipple, huh?
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I think I'm gonna go borrow
that invention of his.
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I'm heading home, Doctor!
See you in the morning.
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[suspenseful music]
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"Remove... gatophobia, fear of cats..."
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[engine whirring]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[gasping] I think I'm cured!
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Yes! I am no longer
afraid of me!
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Okay now, let's program a few other fears
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in here for other folks...
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-[engine whirring]
-[Garfield cackling]
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[screaming]
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[sighing]
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[suspenseful music]
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[suspenseful music continues]
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Okay, Nermal. Now, it's your turn.
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Garfield will never bother me again.
He'll never even come near me.
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[screaming]
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And if he does, he's promised
never to mail me to Abu Dhabi again.
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[sighing happily]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Scared of something, Nermal?
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Yes, but I don't know what.
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Maybe you have Cute-a-phobia.
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"Cute-a-phobia?" What's that?
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Fear of being too adorable.
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That's it! [screaming]
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[laughing]
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What am I gonna do? I am too adorable!
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And I always will be! [screaming]
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Not in Abu Dhabi.
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They have a different standard
of adorableness over there.
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-Well then, send me to Abu Dhabi!
-But I promised not to.
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I release you from your promise.
Please send me to Abu Dhabi!
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Send me to Abu Dhabi! Send me
to Abu Dhabi! Abu Dhabi! Abu Dhabi!
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Well, if you insist...
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[Nermal] I don't know
how to thank you for this, Garfield.
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Just staying there forever will do fine.
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Here. Fifteenth-class
cattle barge rate, please.
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[Nermal screaming]
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Nicely done, Garf.
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You going to return that invention
to Dr. Whipple?
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Sure. He'll need it
to remove the fear I gave him.
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Bye, Nermal!
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It's a new one I invented.
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I call it "animate-ophobia."
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"Animate-ophobia"?
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Yeah. It's the fear
of being in a cartoon show.
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[gasping]
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I'm... I'm in a cartoon show!
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Oh no! I'm still in a cartoon show!
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-[door banging]
-[gasping]
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And out here too! No matter where I go,
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I'm still in a cartoon show!
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[screaming]
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-[laughing]
-Oh, that's good!
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[upbeat music]
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