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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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Hello.
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I'm Garfield.
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You've probably figured
that out from the opening titles.
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But I digress.
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Today's episode is about complaining.
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[audience complaining]
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And I see we have a lot of complainers
out there at the moment.
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[man] And I really hate it
when he talks to the camera like that.
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Ahem. Now, I used to be a complainer.
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[other man] Oh, and also,
I've already seen this episode.
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Perhaps you remember how I used
to be back in, oh, around season two...
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I complained about every little thing.
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[whimsical music]
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I wanted a hamburger
with everything on it.
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And by that, I meant lettuce, tomato,
onion, a hot dog,
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a roast turkey, a sausage lasagna,
an order of shrimp chow mein,
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a prime rib, strawberry shortcake...
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This cereal is soggy.
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I'd want it to more crunchy.
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[snoring]
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-[gasping]
-[alarm blaring]
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We're all out of tartar sauce.
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Yep, I was a complainer all right...
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up until one day,
when Squeak said something to me...
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You sure complain a lot, Garfield.
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Those aren't complaints, Squeak.
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I just notice a lot of things
that aren't up to my standards.
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Yeah. That's what Renfrew says, too.
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"Renfrew?" I'm starting to sound
like Renfrew?
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[intriguing music]
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Some of you may not know...
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[man] We don't know who Renfrew is!
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I thought you said
you'd already seen this episode.
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This is Renfrew.
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He's a most unusual breed.
He's a Caninus Complainus.
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Renfrew had two main activities
in his life.
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One was avoiding Al the Dogcatcher...
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There he is! There's that dog again!
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[barking]
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He won't get away from me this time!
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[lively music]
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[groaning]
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[lively music continues]
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I've got you, you mangy mutt!
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Uh, sorry about the net
and the "mangy mutt" thing...
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[growling]
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No! I said I was sorry! Help!
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[Garfield] And the other thing Renfrew
did all day was to complain.
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Renfrew complained about everything.
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The park is way too crowded today.
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What are all these people doing here?
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What a stupid color
to paint a fire hydrant.
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Hello, Mr. Doggie.
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My mother and I were having dinner
at a big, fancy restaurant
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and there was this bone left over
and I thought:
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"Oh, I bet that nice doggie I see
around the neighborhood would like it".
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So I brought it home and here it is.
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I hope you enjoy it, Mr. Doggie.
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You call that a bone?
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I always thought Renfrew's motto was
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"If you can't say something negative,
don't say anything at all."
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Mostly, Renfrew complained
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about how he believed cats had it
so much better than dogs.
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All you cats have to do
is lie around the house all day.
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I don't have a house.
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You cats have it so easy.
Humans just give you food.
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Humans never give me food.
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All cats have to do is lie around
all day and be petted.
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Nobody ever pets me.
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His complaining got to all the cats
in the neighborhood,
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so what did they do?
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They complained... to me.
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He's driving me nuts!
Do something, Garfield.
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All right, all right.
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Stop complaining to me
about Renfrew complaining to you.
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I'm sick of it. I think I have an idea
what we can do about it...
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There's an old saying.
"Be careful what you wish for...
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you just might get it."
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I decided it was time
for Renfrew to get his wish.
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Now, you guys understand
what you need to do?
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Clear as thinly-sliced cheese!
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Good. Here they are with him now.
Be ready when I need you.
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All rehearsed, Odie? Let's hear it.
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Meow!
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Not bad.
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Explain to me why you brought me
to Garfield's house,
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which, by the way,
could use a coat of paint.
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'Cause you're always saying
how much better cats have it than dogs...
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And Garfield's got a training program
so you could join us.
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Yeah. Become a cat!
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"Become a cat?"
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Ready to be catified, Renfrew?
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Uh, hold on here...
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You were saying cats get to just lie
around the house all day.
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Yeah, and how humans feed us.
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And pet us.
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You can't do it.
You can't train a dog to be a cat.
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Oh, I can't, can't I?
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Oh, Odiecat! Odiecat!
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[Odie] Meow! Meow!
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[purring]
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Oh, I sure hope no mice come along.
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[hissing]
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Oh no! It is a cat!
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[meowing]
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Garfield, you think I could
become a cat?
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Sure. Of course,
there is a slight risk here.
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You might not turn out like me.
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There's always the danger you might turn
into one of these...
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Let's start the lessons.
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[barking]
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The first thing I had to teach him
was how to sound like a cat.
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All right, Renfrew. You have
your script there. Read what's on it.
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Ahem.
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"Meow."
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Okay, keep going. Keep doing it.
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Meow. Meow.
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Meow. Meow.
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[meowing]
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Better. Now, one more time.
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[barking]
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Oops, sorry. I'm not used
to learning a foreign language.
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I taught him how to annoy the mailman...
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[cat screech]
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[screaming]
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Not bad. I'll give you a B-plus.
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[yawning]
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I tried to teach him how to catch
or at least chase mice...
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Oh, help! The big, bad cat is after me.
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I will catch you and eat you, mouse!
Yum yum!
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Do I really have to eat him?
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I wouldn't.
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And then came the most important lesson
of them all...
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All right now, Renfrew.
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As a cat,
this will be your main activity
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so take your time and do this right.
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On the count of three.
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One... two... three!
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[snoring]
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Oh, you're good at this.
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If I could make one suggestion,
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a truly professional cat
picks a spot to sleep
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where he'll be in the way
when humans want to walk.
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Like this.
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Garfield! I just got a bill from Vito's.
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Did you charge seven thousand...
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[screaming]
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But apart from that,
I think you're ready to graduate!
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And by the power vested in me by no one,
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I now pronounce you Renfrew the Cat.
Congratulations.
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[cheering]
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Thanks to all my fellow cats.
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Well, I think I'll go claw some drapes.
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-Goodbye!
-Good luck!
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Nice going, Garf!
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You actually made him think
he's a cat now!
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He totally fell for it!
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[barking]
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For now.
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But at least we won't have to listen
to his complaints about cats for a while.
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That's what I thought.
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As it turned out, within five minutes,
Renfrew realized something...
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[sniffing]
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I'm... I'm still a dog.
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That sneaky cat.
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I'm going to go tell him
what I think about...
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It was Renfrew's worst nightmare.
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Now, he really had something
to complain about.
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I did it! After months and months
of chasing him,
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I finally caught this dog! I did it!
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And I did it when my boss was here
to see it.
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Look, Chief! I caught that dog
I've been chasing for so long!
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I can't tell.
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What kind of dog is he?
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[meowing]
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Al, this is a cat.
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No, he's a dog. He's...
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He goes "meow." He's a cat.
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You're a dogcatcher.
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You're not supposed to catch cats.
Let him go.
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You imbecile!
Can't tell a cat from a dog!
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I should fire you right now!
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And that was when Renfrew
decided that cats were all right...
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even if he wasn't one.
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So that's how Renfrew
gave up complaining all the time.
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He still complains from time to time.
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We all do.
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There are some things in life
worth complaining about.
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[man] Hey, Garfield!
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That guy, for instance.
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I didn't like that Nermal
didn't have any lines in this cartoon.
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[Nermal] That makes two of us.
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-Hi, Sandy!
-Hi, Nermal!
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My agent. I could have played
a much bigger part.
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You're kind of limited in what...
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"Limited?" Garfield, you've known me
for years!
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Since before we were both in CGI!
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You know what I can do.
Name a role. Anything.
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Well...
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you know how Odie played a cat earlier?
Could you play a dog?
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A dog? A cinch. Watch this.
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[barking]
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[barking]
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Now, tell me that wasn't convincing.
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Got him!
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[laughing]
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I did it! I caught a dog!
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I know it's a dog
because it barks like one!
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No! I'm not a dog! I'm a cat!
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In fact, I'm the cutest cat
in the world!
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Let me out! Sandy, do something!
I can prove I'm a cat!
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So now, does anyone else
have any complaints?
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No, I didn't think so.
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[upbeat music]
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