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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[country music]
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[Nermal] Not cute.
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Not cute.
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Not cute.
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Definitely not cute.
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Boy, that's about
as not cute as you can get.
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Nermal, remind me again how much longer
you're planning to overstay your welcome?
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[muttering grumpily]
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I've told you, like,
eleven times, Garfield.
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Tell me twelve.
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The Cutest Pet Pageant finals
are tonight at the Town Hall.
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I, of course, will win as I always do.
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I am, after all, the cutest creature
in the universe-as-we-know-it!
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Which reminds me...
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If you're gonna look great,
smell great.
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[sighing happily]
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Don't worry, Garf.
After I win, I'll depart.
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Eventually.
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[moaning sadly]
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In other news, a skunk was spotted
downtown this morning,
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prompting the sheriff
to lock down the area...
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A skunk? In this town? Yucko!
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Skunks are mammals
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and they can create an unpleasant odor
that clings to people or other animals.
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Ew. I hate skunks.
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And I'm sure they're not wild
about you either, Nermal.
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It's just that if a skunk
were to spoil my delicate fur,
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I'd lose the Cutest Pet Contest...
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[shivering]
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I would never survive
such public humiliation.
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I'd have to leave town forever!
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Oh, I like the sound of that.
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Skunks are small, about the size
of an average house cat.
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Each has a distinctive
white stripe on its back.
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Size of a cat, stripe down its back.
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[intriguing music]
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And now for the final touch...
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[in French] Voilà!
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[laughing]
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Now all I need is bad body odor!
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Woohoo! I'm in luck!
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It's trash day
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and that means the fullest,
smelliest cans of the week.
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Observe my fine diving form...
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Oh, rotting fish.
I'm off to a good start.
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Dirty socks!
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Repulsive!
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Old egg shells and banana peels
left over from my old series.
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Disgusting!
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Limburger cheese
made during the Italian Renaissance!
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Wow! This really smells.
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And now, so do I!
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Watch as I get rid
of the "Annoying One"...
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[sniffing]
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Oh! What is that awful smell?
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[sniffing]
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That would be moi...
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[buzzing]
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A sk... a skun... a sk... [stammering]
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[screaming]
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I enjoyed that so much.
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Let's watch it again in slow motion...
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[laughing]
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[Garfield laughing]
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Oh, this is so good...
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[Odie whimpering]
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[laughing]
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Relax, Odie. It's only me, Garfield.
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[howling]
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I guess I'd better go
wash up all this paint.
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Garfield... Odie... Nermal...
Lunch is ready...
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[screaming]
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A sk... a sk... a skunk!
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Please don't come anywhere near me!
I'll do whatever you want!
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Here, you can have this!
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[screaming]
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Maybe that shower can wait.
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Let's see what else I can do
with my newfound repulsive powers!
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[intriguing music]
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See those two dogs?
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Meanest in the neighborhood.
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Ordinarily, I'd see them
and run the other way.
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But this time...
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[screaming]
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[sniffing]
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[gasping]
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[growling]
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[coughing]
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[howling]
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I'm beginning to enjoy stinking.
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[screaming]
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[Garfield humming]
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[screaming]
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[humming]
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[cheerful music]
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And una calzone for you!
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And rigatoni in clam sauce for you...
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[sniffing]
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Vito?
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Something wrong with your pizza,
Mrs. Bagicaluppe?
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It stinks. And if it's not the pizza,
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where could that horrible stench
come from?
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Maybe he put anchovies on it.
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[screaming]
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There's something to be said
for bad hygiene.
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[cheerful music]
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And we have reports of the skunk
sighted all over the city.
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So many so that some fear
there are now two skunks.
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-Two?
-[whining]
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I can't worry about that now.
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I have to go get ready
for the Cutest Pet Contest tonight.
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Come along with me if you want to.
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The mayor has ordered
all available forces to be mobilized
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to find that...
[sniffing]
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Dear me, I think that skunk's
around here someplace.
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This is great!
I should have gone skunk years ago.
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[gasping]
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[gasping]
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[sirens blaring]
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Hold it right there, skunk!
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Put your hands up
and don't try anything smelly!
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[helicopter blades whirring]
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[suspenseful music]
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All this for a tiny little skunk?
Like... really?
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[screaming]
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[panting]
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[suspenseful music continues]
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[screaming]
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[panting]
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[sirens blaring]
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[screaming]
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[Garfield panting]
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Pssst! In here! Hurry!
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- You're a real sk...
- Shhhh!
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[muffled voices]
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This way.
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Thanks, I guess.
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You're the real deal, huh?
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I helped you out because I thought
you were a fellow skunk, but I see...
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Yeah, just a cat with a bad paint job.
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But... [sniffing]
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You don't smell bad at all!
I thought...
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Forget everything you've heard
about skunks.
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We're actually quite clean and tidy.
Wanna know our secret?
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[intriguing music]
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A perfume bottle?
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Yup. "Eau de Putois".
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Every skunk carries one at all times.
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See, we can't defend ourselves
against predators,
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so that stinky perfume keeps us safe.
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Ew! Very nasty!
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[screaming]
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They're all gone now. You're safe to go.
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Wow, thanks. You saved me.
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Don't even mention it.
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At first, I thought it was kinda fun
to scare people off.
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But after awhile, isn't it a bit...
Kind of lonely, to be a skunk?
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It's all right.
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We skunks are pretty
solitary creatures anyway.
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There's one thing I've always
dreamt of doing, though.
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The Cutest Pet Contest?
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I know, I know. Pathetic, right?
[sighing]
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But it would be nice to be known
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for something other
than my bad body odor...
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Mmmm... I'll make you a deal.
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You help me get this paint off
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and maybe I can make your dream
come true.
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And now, people,
the moment you've been waiting for!
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These are the three finalists
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in this year's Cutest Pet Competition!
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Just get on with it.
Just give me my trophy.
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We'll be announcing the winner
right after this commercial.
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Don't go away!
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Oh! I have time to freshen up!
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[intriguing music]
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[mischievous laugh]
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Ah, there's where I left it.
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Ah!
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[Eddie Gourmand] Contestants,
back on stage!
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Well, time to win...
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Oh-oh...
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Yucko!
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In a moment, I will open the envelope
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and read the decision of the judges
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as to which of these pets is truly
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the cutest of the cute.
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That winner embodies the spirit and...
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[sniffing]
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...beauty and poise and...
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[sniffing]
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...and just being adorable
and cute and...
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Let's get this over with, because I need
a window and a gas mask.
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And the winner is...
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[giggling]
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[howling]
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Not you!
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"Not me?" No, no! Take the "not" out!
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[gasping]
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I don't understand!
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This vile, nasty smell can't possibly
be coming from moi!
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Security!
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Get that smelly cat out of here!
I can't...
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No! I'm the winner! I'm always
the winner! It's my birthright.
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Just look at me! Can't you see
I'm the cutest pet in the whole world?
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I protest! I demand a recount!
I demand a recount of the recount!
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Er... are you sure about this?
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Sure, I m sure!
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Okay, they're short one finalist.
You just get out there.
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But... people always run away from me...
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They won't this time. Go...
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A skunk!
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[screaming]
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As if it didn't smell
bad enough in here..
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[sniffing]
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Hey, he doesn't smell bad...
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In fact, he smells pretty good
for a skunk.
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Well, since there are
no other contestants left,
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I guess that this year's winner
of the Cutest Pet Contest is...
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[laughing]
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a skunk!
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[applause]
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[victorious music]
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Bravo! Bravo!
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Adorable!
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Hey, everyone feels like a skunk
now and then.
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And sometimes, all you need
to pass the smell test
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is a little perfume.
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[upbeat music]
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