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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Jon] I guess it started because
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Garfield, Odie and I were fans
of this TV show.
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On the show, they lock people
in their homes for days, weeks...
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however long it takes before they start
getting on each other's nerves.
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It's like a contest...
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to see who can last the longest.
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I created the series as an experiment
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to see how people would react to being
cooped up like that.
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I didn't realize how popular
it would become.
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Why do you think
it became so popular
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People like watching other people fight.
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Garfield, Odie and I tuned in to watch
the big finale
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of one of those experiments...
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I can't take it any longer.
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Do you hear me?
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I've been stuck in this house
with you people fort 3 weeks,
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listening to you complain
and yell and scratch your earlobes,
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and I can't stand it!
I don't care if I lose the prize money!
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I have to get out of here!
[screaming]
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And so, Ms. Edna Crassmeyer
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failed the test by leaving the house.
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Because she was weak and didn't know how
to get along with people.
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A little earlobe scratching wouldn't
have driven me out of that house.
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-[doorbell ringing]
-Pizza delivery?
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Chinese food? Deli?
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Gee, I wonder who it could be.
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[Odie panting]
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How about you, pup?
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You think you could stand
being locked up in a house
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with others for a long time?
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-[Odie muttering]
-Ah, it'd be easy.
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I'd probably sleep the entire time.
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Longer if everything on TV was a rerun.
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TV has way too many reruns.
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I know. You heard me say that
the last time they ran this episode.
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Dr. Whipple!
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We were just watching your show.
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Good. Now, perhaps you'd like
to discuss being on my show.
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Us? You mean, lock us in our house here
for a month?
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I'll settle for a week.
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Stay in there for seven days and you'll
become the first family to do that.
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We'll try it.
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And we'll do it.
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[Dr. Whipple] Of course, I didn't want
them to succeed.
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-[audience gasping]
-The people who tune in to watch my show
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want to see contestants
run screaming from the house.
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[audience gasping]
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Dr. Whipple sent a whole crew in
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to modify the house for the experiment.
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They put in some kind of computer lock
on all the doors and windows.
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That was just to make sure
no one snuck out of the house
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during the experiment.
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They also installed hidden video cameras
all over the house.
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No matter what room you were in,
they could see what you were doing
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and record it for the show.
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[Odie barking]
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They said food would be brought in
three times a day.
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[interviewer] I'll bet Garfield
liked that part.
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No.
He asked if they could make it 12.
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Finally, the day came
when the experiment began.
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Very well. If you three remain
in this house for one week,
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you will be the champions.
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I want a trophy.
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I want a trophy.
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If any one of you so much as sets a foot
or paw outside,
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you lose.
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Good luck.
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Don't worry, Doc. We'll do it.
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-[Odie barking]
-[ominous music]
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There. Let's see how long they last
in there. [chuckling]
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I give them... three days. Four, tops
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[Jon] The first few days
were pretty easy.
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Garfield would eat.
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And he's sleep.
And he'd eat and he'd sleep.
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And he'd eat and he'd sleep.
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And he'd eat and he'd sleep.
And he'd eat and he'd sleep.
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Every so often, he'd do some exercise.
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[grunting and groaning]
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[muttering]
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[paw squeaking]
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One.
I'll do another one of those next year.
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Right now, I'm going to eat and sleep.
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-Not necessarily in that order.
-[Odie barking]
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[Jon] Odie was a little upset
he couldn't play outdoors,
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so he ran around the living room.
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[Odie barking]
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[Jon gasping]
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Odie!
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[whining]
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I'm sorry, boy.
I know you'd rather be outside,
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but all this running around in circles
is starting to get on my nerves.
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Could you do something else?
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[Odie muttering]
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-[Odie barking]
-[Jon groaning]
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[Odie barking]
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But other than that,
we were getting along all right.
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That's when I decided I had to introduce
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a new element into the house.
-[audience gasping]
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[interviewer] Did you think this would
make for an interesting experiment
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in social relations?
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-No, I just wanted to cause trouble.
-[audience gasping]
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So, to make for an interesting
experiment in social relations,
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we're putting someone else in the house
with you.
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Hiya, Garfield.
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Yes, it looks like I'm going to be
staying with you guys
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for the rest of the week.
So go on. Get it over with.
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Yell. Shriek. Insult me. Bring it.
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Okay... Would you excuse me
for just one moment?
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-[Garfield screaming]
-[glass breaking]
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[lively music]
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Do come in, Nermal.
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And make yourself at home.
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Once Nermal joined us, it was different.
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[interviewer] How was it different?
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It was worse.
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-[radio music]
-[Nermal singing along] Too cool!
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So fine!
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[groaning]
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-[radio music]
-Oh, awesome moves! I really got it.
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-[radio music]
-I really got it!
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[giggling]
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[growling]
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[woman on TV] Brett! You're safe.
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[man on TV] Yes. I got out of the way
of that 16-ton safe just in time.
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Never mind the 16-ton safe.
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Tell me who stole the Klopman Diamond.
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Then you must know who the thief is.
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Tell us. Tell me.
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Yes, Jessica. I know.
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It was the butler.
No, it was Prince Seymour.
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No, it was the butler and Prince Seymour
and the man in the zebra costume.
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Just tell us... Tell us who it was!
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The Klopman Diamond was stolen by...
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[vacuum whirring]
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[Garfield moaning]
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Nermal!
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[vacuum]
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-[shutting down the vacuum]
-That's who stole the Klopman Diamond.
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I never would have guessed!
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I will never ever tell anyone.
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[groaning]
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Nermal!
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When I get my paws on you!
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[Nermal] You have to be nice to me,
Garfield!
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-I'm a guest!
-You're not a guest.
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Guests leave.
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I didn't know about this TV show,
this experiment thing...
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All I know is that when I got
to the Arbuckle house...
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Oh, what I heard going on inside.
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-[crashing]
-[Nermal] This is not being nice!
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-Are you gonna be nice if you catch me?
-[crashing and screaming]
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[shouting]
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[interviewer] So you thought this was
highly unusual?
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Oh, no. The Arbuckle house
is always like that.
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Sometimes, it's much worse.
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They were fighting a lot,
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but it wasn't driving anyone
out of the house.
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So I decided
to put someone else in there.
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[screaming]
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Aunt Ivy!
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[clearing throat] Aunt Ivy.
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[giggling] Oh. How wonderful
you're going to be staying with us.
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Johnny! Is that old couch
still in your living room?
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Yes and it's very comfy.
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Good. You sleep on it,
and I'll take your room.
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And I hope your cooking has improved.
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[ominous music]
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Would you like to give up now?
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No. I think.
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The place was a mess.
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Animal fur all over and old lasagna tins.
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But those animals he has around
were thrilled to see me.
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-Aunt Ivy!
-Aunt Ivy!
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[Odie muttering]
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I'm happy to see you, too.
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Well, not really but I'll pretend.
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Are you doing anything?
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Good. I'll put you to work
scrubbing the kitchen floor.
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[gasping] Work? She doesn't know
that I'm Nermal,
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the cutest kitten in the world?
-[Garfield sighing]
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You don't know she's Aunt Ivy,
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the uncutest person in the world?
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[Odie muttering]
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There is no way she's getting me
to scrub any kitchen floor.
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[sighing and moaning]
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This is going to take the luster
off my fur.
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The video we're getting
from inside the house is terrific.
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Lots of misery and anger.
But I'm getting worried.
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If they can endure Aunt Ivy,
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they might just have the stamina
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to last out the week.
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I'll just add a few more "participants"
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to get them to run screaming
from the house.
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Herman the Mailman, Harry, Bruno,
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Minerva and Drusilla, Eddie Gourmand...
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Oh, I was so hoping
to be in this episode.
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Mrs. Ferret, the Baboon Brothers,
Doc Boy,
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Vito the pizza maker
without any pizzas...
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As you requested, I bring no pizzas.
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[baboons chattering]
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Dirk Dinkum and Buckley, Mrs. Cauldron,
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a whole bunch of mice, a couple
of characters I don't recognize,
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an elephant, Liz...
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Stop! [panting]
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-We give up.
-You win!
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We're out of there.
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[Odie muttering]
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Sorry you didn't win the competition
there, Arbuckle.
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But I got a great show out of it.
[chuckling]
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Well, at least could you get all these
people and animals out of my home?
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Sure thing, Arbuckle.
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See this computerized door knob, Odie?
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It connects up to all the doors
and windows in the house.
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It's supposed to monitor
if anyone leaves.
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But I notice this button here
that says "locked."
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And I was thinking... well,
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what if I do this?
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-[locks engaging]
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-[ominous music]
-Oh, no!
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[moaning] They've engaged
the master lock!
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Let me out! Let me out!
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Oh, there's no way to let me out!
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Can't someone just unlock it?
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No! That feature was for when I wanted
to lock someone in.
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Now, we're stuck in here for a whole
week! [moaning]
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You hear that everyone? Week long party!
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[cheering]
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Well, since the house
was full of all those folks,
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I decided to take Liz, Garfield and Odie
on a weeklong trip.
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[Liz sighing] It's beautiful out here.
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Yeah. Just being outside anywhere
is beautiful.
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-Want to watch our favorite show, boy?
-[Odie yipping]
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-[joyful music and cheering]
-Please, oh please!
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Somebody find a way
to unlock my superlock!
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I can't spend a whole week
with these people!
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Aw, quit your crying and start
shampooing the carpets.
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You think it's bad for you being in here?
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I've got places to go, trophies to win.
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I love it here.
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I took the liberty of inviting ten...
or twenty...
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of my closest friends to come join us.
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[sobbing]
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Please, someone... anyone...
[sobbing]
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You know, Odie...
being with others is fine.
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But sometimes when you're all alone,
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you meet a better type of person.
-[laughing]
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