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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[yawn]
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'Night Garfield... 'Night Odie.
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[muttering sleepily]
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[snoring]
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That's odd. I'm always the first one
to fall asleep around here...
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[snoring]
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[gasping] Garfield?
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Why aren't you sleeping?
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Well now, if I knew the answer
to that question,
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I wouldn't be standing here
on your bed now, would I?
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[sighing]
Did you eat a lot this evening?
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Or do a lot of exciting activities?
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[Odie muttering]
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Mmm... Let's see what I did
this evening...
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[lively music]
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[shouts of joy]
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[beeping]
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Whoooo!
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[sad music]
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[gasping and whimpering]
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Nope. Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Oh, wait. Maybe it was
that 93 cups of coffee I drank.
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[intriguing music]
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Maybe I'll go watch more TV...
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[Dr Whipple] Now, if you're watching me
at this hour...
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it probably means you have insomnia
and are unable to sleep.
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The man knows his audience.
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Counting sheep has a strange, relaxing
effect on most people.
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It makes them sleepy.
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All you have to do
is imagine sheep hopping over a fence.
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Nothing to lose. I'll give it a try.
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Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep...
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[snoring]
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[baaing]
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Wow! An imaginary sheep!
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And there's another one!
And another one!
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Okay, guys. Let's give it a try.
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One. Two.
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Three. Four.
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Five. Six. Seven.
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Eight. Nine. Ten.
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I'm not getting sleepy.
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Eleven. Twelve.
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Two thousand
eight hundred and seventy-six.
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Two thousand eight hundred
and seventy-seven...
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Two thousand eight hundred
and seventy-eight.
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Two thousand eight hundred
and seventy-nine.
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I'm getting exhausted.
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I can't feel my rear legs!
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Tell me about it!
Why isn't he falling asleep?
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Right. You guys keep at it
while I go get myself a...
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3:22 in the morning snack.
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And no muddy hoof prints on the carpet.
Jon just had it steam-cleaned!
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We're leaping our wool off
and he's wide awake!
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This is...
[baaing] bad!
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Let's just hope the boss
doesn't hear about th--
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[ominous music]
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[baaing]
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[thudding]
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He called us back!
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Now we're in for it!
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The three of you! In my office! Now!
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Mr. Sandman, we can explaaaaaain.
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Really?
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Then explain to me why
you failed to lull that cat to sleep!
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This is Garfield we're talking about!
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The laziest cat
the world has ever known!
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Look, we know we let you down, but...
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It won't happen again, Mr. Sandman!
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You bet it won't! You're fired.
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"Fired?"
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Fired. Now, get out of my sight!
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-But boss!
-[baaing]
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[Eddie Gourmand] This morning, people,
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I'm going to show you
how to make a delicious lamb stew.
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Well, that's worth
being up all night for, I guess.
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And I have all sorts of terrific things
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to tell you about our favorite topic
in the whole world: food!
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[baaing]
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[thudding]
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We've got to get our jobs back.
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Being counted is the only thing
I know how to do.
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How can we prove to Mr. Sandman
we're still valuable members of his team?
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I know.
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If we can't put that cat to sleep,
let's put everyone else to sleep.
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Right. If we can put the whole city
to sleep,
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he's got to see how good we really are.
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[door closing]
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Someone's coming.
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Whoever it is, let's start with them.
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I'm getting started on breakfast,
Garfield.
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[humming]
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[baaing]
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Hello, hello? Operator, who do I call
to report a sheep in my kitchen?
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That's right. I just saw one sheep
in my kitchen.
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Bah!
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I have two sheep in my kitchen.
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Bah!
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I have three sheep in my kitchen.
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Bah!
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[yawning] I have four sheep
in my kitchen.
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Bah!
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I have five sheep in my...
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[snoring]
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[intriguing music]
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[Odie muttering]
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Bah.
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Bah.
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Bah.
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[snoring]
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[baaing]
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And I'll be showing you how to make
that yummy lamb stew
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right after this brief break
for about nine hundred commercials.
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All this watching food
has made me want food.
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I hope Jon has breakfast ready.
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And maybe lunch.
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[snoring]
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Someone is laying down on the job.
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Well. I still have time
to torment the mailman
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before the commercials are over.
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[laughing]
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[snoring]
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Him too!
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Wake up! You're the mailman!
You have a job to do!
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Plus I have several ways to annoy you!
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Oh... Hi, Garfield.
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I was just about to deliver your mail
when a sheep went by.
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And then there were two sheep
and three sheep and...
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[snoring]
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What's going on here?
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Now then, people!
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To make a great lamb stew,
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you need as many lamb chops
as you can get from one sheep.
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No, two sheep.
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No, three sheep. No, four sheep.
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[yawning] Five sheep...
Six sheep....
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Eight sheep... No, I...
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[muttering sleepily]
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[snoring]
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What's happening?
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We interrupt Eddie Gourmand's
World of Food for this news bulletin.
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The governor has just called
a press conference
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to denounce as nonsense reports
that a roving band of countable sheep
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is putting everyone
in the State to sleep.
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We go live to our reporter Dave Stringer
at that press conference. Dave?
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[snoring]
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The governor said there was no truth
to the rumors that...
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[yawning]
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I gotta catch a nap.
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Back to you in the studio, Tom.
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[snoring]
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[dramatic music]
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Am I the only being
in town not sound asleep?
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I've got to find out...
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[snoring]
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This is amazing.
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Everyone in the city is out.
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They all must have counted sheep
and fallen asleep.
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Cat, can you believe it?
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All these people just asleep like wow?
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It's just too, too weird.
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And the only ones spared were people
like that who don't know how to count.
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How could this happen?
Who could have caused it?
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Three renegade sheep who've strayed
from the flock, that's who.
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[baaing]
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They put everyone to sleep!
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Yeah! Now there's nothing
for the rest of us to do.
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Sheep, sheep... please.
I'll handle this.
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That cat who's awake.
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Transport him here at once.
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[snoring]
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[intriguing music]
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[dramatic music]
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Vito, too?
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Who'll make me pizza
and pasta if he's asleep?
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[suspenseful music]
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Hey!
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Okay, I give up. Who are you?
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They call me Mr. Sandman.
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I'm in charge
of putting people to sleep.
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You don't need sheep, you know.
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You could just watch
the fall TV schedule.
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So what's the deal here?
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I fired three of my sheep
because they hadn't put you to sleep.
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Any idea why they couldn't?
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[Garfield] I think it was
the 93 cups of coffee.
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Most people in my world usually stop
at around 80 a day.
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Ah, makes sense.
They put everyone to sleep
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in order to convince me
to hire them back.
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Did it work?
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Yes, but I've got to get them
to come back so I can tell them.
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My vortex can't seem to locate them.
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Send me back. I'll bet I can.
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That's hard work putting everyone
to sleep like that.
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Want to take a nap?
We could count each other.
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I had fun.
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They'll all wake up in eight hours.
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Then we'll put them to sleep again.
And again and again.
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I think I see a woman coming.
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[intriguing music]
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Get in position, guys.
We'll put her to sleep.
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Hey! Look, guys! It's... it's...
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Little Bo Peep!
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Come on, boys.
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Time to go home,
wagging your tails behind you.
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[baaing]
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[soft music]
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[intriguing music]
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[Jon] 'Night Garfield...
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[screaming]
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Mr. Sandman, anyway I could switch
to counting lasagnas?
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Ah thanks.
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One,
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two,
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three.
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This much more soothing.
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Four...
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[laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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