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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[lady journalist]
Dr. Whipple, before the break,
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you were telling us about
the importance of dreams.
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Yes. Our dreams generally show the kind
of lives we secretly want to live.
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They're often about the world the way we
wish it could be.
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He's right. I sometimes dream
about being a superhero.
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Strong, smart, invincible.
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What do you dream about, Garfield?
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[chewing]
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Pasta, mostly.
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[intriguing music]
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There he is, the test subject
for my latest invention.
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And he doesn't suspect a thing.
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[evil laugh]
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[journalist] Doctor,
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is there any way to control
what others dream about?
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No, that's impossible.
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No, it isn't. I can do it.
My new invention can do it.
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We make our own dreams
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so we control our own dreams.
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I suppose if someone could
control the dreams of others,
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that person could rule the world.
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Yes. I can and I will.
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I have only two dreams.
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One is to rule the world.
Is that asking so much?
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[Nathan's mother] Nathan.
It's past your bedtime. Go to bed!
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Oh, and before you do,
take out the garbage!
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[growling] Yes, Mother.
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I'll be in bed just as soon as
I finish my homework.
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And my other dream
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is to never ever again be told to go
to bed or take out the garbage.
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Perfect.
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He is, as he so often is, sound asleep.
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I am going to give that cat the worst
nightmare he has ever had.
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But first, to lull him into
a false sense of happy,
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I will give him a good dream.
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[evil laugh]
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The best dream he's ever had in his life.
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[dramatic music]
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[eerie music]
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[alarm ringing]
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Thank you for letting me sleep
for several days, Jon.
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What's for breakfast?
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I didn't know what to make you
for breakfast
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so I just made infinite lasagna.
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"Infinite lasagna?"
That's like almost forever?
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[laughing]
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Enjoy it while you can, cat.
[evil laugh]
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And remember, Garfield.
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There's plenty more
where those came from.
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I remember, I remember.
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I have the results of your check-up,
Garfield.
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Everything's great.
Go on eating everything you want.
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In fact, you could stand
to gain a few pounds.
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[laughing happily]
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[muttering]
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What's that, boy?
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You want me to throw
the stick so you can fetch it?
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[muttering]
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You never want me to throw the stick
so you can fetch it?
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Never again?
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[barking]
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[laughing]
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[humming happily]
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Garfield, we want you to know
we'll never dress you up
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in women's clothing ever again.
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And sorry about the bridal gown
last Tuesday.
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Although you did look stunning in it.
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[doorbell]
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Hi, Garfield.
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From now on, I'm going to save you
the trouble of tormenting me.
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I'll just deliver your mail here.
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Then I'll throw myself
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into a mudhole.
Wahoo!
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Bravo! Bravo!
Author! Author!
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Boy, great things are happening to me
all of a sudden.
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I wonder what other dreams of mine
could come true.
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Cat, I'm a very rich man.
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I have a large sack of money
and I don't know what to do with it
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so you might as well have it.
Here.
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Ouch.
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Works for me.
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Garfield,
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I'm going to give you
and your show a rave review.
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It's so funny and exciting.
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Oh, and this dream sequence
is absolutely brilliant.
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I'm gonna give you four stars.
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[intriguing music]
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-Aunt Ivy.
-Garfield!
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I just wanted you to know,
since nobody likes me on this show,
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I'm quitting
and I'll never be on here again.
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Goodbye forever.
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Oh, now that you got rid of her,
five stars. Maybe six.
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I'm coming to you live from downtown
where every attractive female
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for miles around is flocking
to the cutest cat in the world.
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Nermal's here?
Oh, wait. This is my dream. It's me.
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[hubbub]
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From miles around,
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they've come just for the chance
to be near him and perhaps pet him.
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He's so adorable,
I think I'll join them.
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Hey, wait for me, I saw him first.
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Oh, hey, don't push, ladies.
There's enough of me to go around.
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And if there isn't,
I can put on a few more pounds.
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[hubbub]
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I might as well admit it,
Garfield is much cuter than I am.
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I guess he's always been
and I just didn't want to admit it.
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I'm sorry, Garfield.
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I'm sorry for all the grief
I caused you.
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I'm sorry for all those times
I woke you up.
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I'm sorry for all the bragging I did
about my silly and meaningless awards.
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I'm sorry for all the times
I was so obnoxious
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that you had to put me in a box
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and spend all that money mailing me
to Abu Dhabi.
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I'll make sure you never have
to do it again.
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I'm sending myself there
and you'll never see
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my not-as-cute-as-I-thought-it-was
face again.
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[Garfield] So long, Nermal!
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If you see Aunt Ivy,
tell her not to come back, either.
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[Eddie Gourmand] No more Nermal?
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Eight stars! No, I'll make that ten.
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Oh, just take all the stars
and the box they came in.
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All of you! Get away from him.
I saw him first.
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[sighing sadly]
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Arlene.
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I finally appreciate
how wonderful you are.
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I've been telling you that for years.
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Garfield!
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I have a few hundred pizzas
here I don't know what to do with.
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Would you mind eating them?
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Ah! For you, Vito, anything.
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I take back every bad thing
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I ever said about you.
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Even that remark about your stomach
looking like an overinflated basketball.
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Can you possibly,
possibly forgive me?
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I'll consider it.
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All right. Enough of the good dream.
Time for the bad dream.
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[Nathan's mother] Nathan.
Bedtime and garbage.
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[growling]
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In a moment, Mother dear.
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Right now.
Bad dream time!
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Welcome to your worst nightmare,
Garfield.
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[evil laugh]
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[intriguing music]
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I know I'm an adorable, adorable cat,
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but you don't have to give me
such expensive gifts.
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Jon.
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Jon, what's for breakfast?
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Raisins! From now on,
you eat nothing but raisins.
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Raisins!
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Raisin pie, raisin sandwiches,
raisin bran without the bran,
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raisin Chow Mein, raisin tacos.
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[moaning]
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Oh, but I am making
spaghetti and meatballs.
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Except that instead of the spaghetti,
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I'm using raisins and instead
of the meatballs, I'm using raisins.
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[cackling]
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[screaming]
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I checked out your diet.
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It turns out what you should be eating
is absolutely nothing ever again.
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[cackling]
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-[screaming]
-[alarm]
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[muttering]
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[screaming]
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No, I will not throw the stick
so you can fetch it.
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No, I will not throw the stick
so you can fetch it.
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No, I will not throw the stick
so you can fetch it.
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No, I... Well, you get the idea.
Huh?
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Garfield, remember that sack of money
I gave you?
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This one?
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I forgot to deduct taxes from that.
Here.
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This is what you get to keep.
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I will take that and put it towards
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your pizza bill.
-[cackling]
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Oh! How could
this nightmare get any worse?
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-[Drusilla] Kitty cat!
-That's how.
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-[screaming]
-[both] Kitty cat!
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[laughing]
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-It's a bold fashion statement.
-It's a trend-setting look.
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I think it's tacky and cheap.
And that zero stars.
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And your stomach does look like
a basketball. An overinflated one.
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I've got to get out of this nightmare.
Agh!
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[evil laugh]
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You can't get out of it.
It's in your head
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and as long as my machine is working,
that's where it will stay.
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[Mother] Nathan. Skip the garbage
for tonight but go to bed.
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Yes, darling Mother.
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All right, all right. I'll go to bed.
But Garfield's nightmare will continue.
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This just in.
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The city has voted
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to ban lasagna
and to declare that from now on,
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every day of the week will be Monday.
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I've got to get out of this nightmare.
And these clothes.
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Hey, Garfield.
I've got some packages for you.
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Hi, Garfield. I'm back.
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Hi, Garfield. I'm back.
Hi, Garfield. I'm back.
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Ah! No. No.
Things could not get any worse.
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Wait a minute.
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Every time I say things can't get worse,
they get worse. See?
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I'm back, too. And from now on,
I'm going to be in every episode.
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[screaming]
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[crying]
When will this nightmare ever end?
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[Dr. Whipple] It will
when you want it to.
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Don't you remember what I said?
We make our own dreams.
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Yeah?
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So we can control our own dreams.
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In your case,
here's what you need to do.
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Nathan!
That evil boy genius across the street.
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I should have known.
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Thanks, Dr. Whipple.
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Don't mention it.
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[martial march]
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Wake up.
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[music continues]
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[snoring]
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[mischievous laughs]
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[suspenseful music]
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No. No.
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Not that. Not that!
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[Mother] Nathan, take out the garbage!
The garbage!
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Nathan, go to bed!
Nathan, take out the garbage!
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[crying and moaning]
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You know, this is a lot more
entertaining than half the shows on TV.
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Now this is the ultimate dream.
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[upbeat music]
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