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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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Nermal's still directing
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his western movie,
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and things are getting dangerous
in these parts.
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[western music]
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Miss Arlene is trapped in a stage coach.
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The stage has been sabotaged by men
working for the baddest of bad guys,
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Doc Whipple.
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How will our heroes get out
of this alive? How should I know?
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I'm only the narrator.
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[horses neighing]
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-[rooster crowing]
-[western music]
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I know you've been on The Garfield Show
a few times but we're doing a western.
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There's no place in it for Sloth People.
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[sighing sadly]
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Wait.
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This movie does need something.
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Maybe it needs Sloth People.
It might work. OK.
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I'll find a place for you.
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[cheering]
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-And I'll get you guys into the movie.
-[cheering]
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-And me? And me, me, me, me?
-Yes, you, you, you, you, you.
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Garfield, get ready for the big runaway
stagecoach scene.
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That's what I wanted to talk
to you about.
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I'm the star of this movie.
Why am I doing my own stunts?
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Because, baby, we want realism.
Because we want authenticity.
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And because I spent so much money
on ninjas, I can't afford stunt cats.
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Well, how about, instead of me
risking my life, we do it in CGI?
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Do you know how phony CGI always looks?
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Yeah, you're right. OK.
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[Squeak] All right, quiet on the set!
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[teeth chattering]
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-[ninjas muttering]
-That means you too, ninjas!
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OK, remember! You're about to be
run over by a runaway stagecoach!
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Nermal!
What's my motivation in this scene?
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Your motivation is to not be run over
by a runaway stagecoach!
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Got it.
[screaming]
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Perfect.
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All right. Action!
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-[action music]
-[screaming]
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[Arlene] Garfield! Save me!
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Quick, Odie!
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-We'll head her off by taking a shortcut.
-[Arlene] Garfield?
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-[Odie muttering]
-Of course there's a shortcut.
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This is a western movie, isn't it?
There's a shortcut to everything!
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Fortunately, I always carry
a map of shortcuts.
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[screaming]
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We have to turn on Buttram Boulevard!
I need to ask someone where it is!
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[screaming]
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Excuse me! Do you know
where Buttram Boulevard is?
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[groaning]
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Thanks!
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-[Odie yipping]
-[action music]
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Hi, Arlene! Going on a trip?
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-[Arlene screaming]
-That sounds like fun.
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[Arlene] Garfield, save me!
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[ninjas shouting]
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Hey, guys! Look!
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[horses neighing]
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[screaming]
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-Do you see the stagecoach?
-[Odie whimpering]
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[Odie yowling]
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All right, Odie.
I'm the hero of this movie.
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That means I have to do at least one
really, really stupid thing,
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and this is it.
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I wrote this.
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-Here goes!
-[Odie muttering]
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[screaming]
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[thudding]
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[Odie muttering]
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[Garfield giggling]
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Yes! So, uh, what do I do now?
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Why don't you try unhooking the horses?
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I would have thought of that!
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Eventually.
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[screaming]
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[action music continues]
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OK.
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Unhooking the horses.
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[groaning]
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[grunting]
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[Garfield] Oh, boy.
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[bolt creaking]
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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What do you reckon is going to happen
to that stagecoach?
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I'm just glad I'm not pulling it.
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[screaming]
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Garfield! How do we stop this thing?
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No problem, Miss Arlene!
With the horses disconnected
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it will just come to sort of
a natural stop on its own...
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[ominous music]
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Unless, of course,
we come to a very steep
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downhill section of road.
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[screaming]
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[rat] ♪ Our heroes are truly
in trouble indeed ♪
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♪ They're trapped in a wagon
that's picking up speed ♪
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♪ Whatever they do,
it continues to roll ♪
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♪ The stagecoach is utterly
out of control ♪
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[western music]
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[screaming]
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[gasping]
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♪ The odds are not good
that the two will survive ♪
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♪ Especially since
there is no one to drive ♪
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♪ It looks like they're gonna
wind up in a hole ♪
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♪ The stagecoach is totally
out of control ♪
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[western music]
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[singing]
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♪ Destruction is looming
wherever they turn ♪
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♪ So there is a lesson
you all oughta learn ♪
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♪ If living a long life's
a principal goal ♪
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♪ Don't ride in a coach
that is out of control ♪
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[western music]
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Oh, great. We're doomed
and some rat is singing songs about it.
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Garfield! Up ahead!
What does that sign say?
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[screaming]
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-I'm afraid it said "Bridge out."
-[gasping]
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Arlene, I want you to know.
That other woman meant nothing to me.
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Although she did say
she'd make me cannelloni...
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[western music]
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[gasping]
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[screaming]
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-Oh!
-|crashing]
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It wasn't supposed to end like this...
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I think. Where's my script?
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Mustache mob... scene in Vito's...
ninjas. Here it is.
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"We see the stagecoach
crash into the canyon
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"and splinter into a million pieces."
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Oh no!
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"Angle on a tree near the edge
of the cliff. We see Garfield and Arlene
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"clinging to an overhanging branch,
having grabbed it just in time!"
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[sighing in relief]
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Thank you, Garfield.
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I'd do anything for you, Miss Arlene.
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Would you eat health food?
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[groaning]
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I said, would you eat health food?
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-I'm thinking it over!
-[giggling]
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[screaming]
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-We're sorry, Doc.
-We tried to get rid of that deputy...
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But someone messed up.
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It doesn't matter. I can use
that incident with the stagecoach
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to get the sheriff fired.
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-Just watch me.
-[gasping]
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[sad music]
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[whimpering]
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[barking happily]
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[giggling]
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Good to see you too, boy.
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Anything
happen in town while we were away?
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[muttering]
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What's he saying?
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There's some sort of protest rally
in the town square.
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And so I say
to you good people of this town,
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when a runaway stagecoach
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threatened our citizens,
did Sheriff Jon Arbuckle come to our aid?
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-[muttering in disagreement]
-No.
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And has he succeeded in capturing
the nefarious Mustache Mob?
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[muttering in disagreement]
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He's had plenty of time too.
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He's been sheriff since... let's see...
just before noon.
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[muttering]
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The Mustache Mob is a menace to our town!
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And if Sheriff Jon can't catch them,
we need a new sheriff!
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And get rid of his deputies
while we're at it!
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People! I know I'm new on the job but--
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Have you caught the Mustache Mob yet?
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Well no, but if you'll just let me--
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Did you stop the runaway stagecoach?
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Well no, I didn't,
but my deputy happened to be--
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Have you done anything
about the rising prices of candy bars?
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What?
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He's right.
Candy bars keep costing more and more!
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The price of hats is going up, too!
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My pizzeria was half destroyed
by a brawl!
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Can I be the new sheriff?
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If you'll just let me finish.
I'm new on the job.
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I'm doing my best.
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[suspenseful music]
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Odie, I think you and I just got out
of the deputy business.
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[whining]
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[sad music]
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Sorry I have to do this, Arbuckle,
but the townspeople are demanding it.
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[sighing] I understand, Mayor.
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Here's my badge, Garfield's badge
and Odie's badge.
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If the rest of you don't mind,
I think I'd like to be alone for a while.
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[Odie crying]
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Here's your badge, Sheriff Clyde.
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Here's yours, Deputy Zeke.
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And yours, Deputy Luke.
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I leave the sheriff's office
in your hands.
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Uh, excuse me, Mayor,
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but wasn't there something else
you were supposed to do?
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Something about the contents of a safe?
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[cackling]
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-This is so sad!
-[weeping]
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You think this is sad? Wait to hear
Jon's big solo coming up!
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[sad western music]
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♪ Sleeping out on the plains ♪
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♪ Singing western song refrains ♪
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♪ Life out here is well met ♪
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♪ Still I have this one regret ♪
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♪ I always wanted a star on my chest ♪
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♪ Wanted to uphold the law of the west ♪
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[cackling]
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[upbeat music]
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[yodeling]
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♪ Cowboy life has always been my dream ♪
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♪ My horse and I
would be an awesome team ♪
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♪ Cowboy life has always been my dream ♪
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♪ To teach the bad guys
law must be supreme ♪
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[screaming]
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♪ Cowboy life has always been my dream ♪
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[Clyde] So...
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the combination is 25-13-25?
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-That's right.
-[cackling]
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Just remember that and remember
not to give that map to anyone.
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Oh, we would never let anyone have
the map to Glitter Gulch.
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-Would we, guys?
-No, not a chance. No way.
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All right. Good night, guys.
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[all] Good night, Mr. Mayor.
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[cackling] We've got it!
We've got the map to the city of gold!
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I've got the map to the city of gold!
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We leave first thing in the morning.
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And by nightfall, I'm fixin'
to be the richest man in the world!
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And cut! Great job, guys!
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We'll break for lunch.
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Lunch? First good idea you've had today.
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You gonna get something?
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Not right now. I've had an idea.
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A brilliant idea!
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An idea so great I don't know why
it didn't occur to me 67 pages ago.
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I know what this movie needs.
The thing that every movie needs.
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The thing that is guaranteed to make
this movie the biggest hit ever.
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Really? What does it need?
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It needs...
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me!
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[upbeat music]
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