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Dre:
Life is hectic in my house.
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Virtually every hour of my day
is scheduled,
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without a moment to lose.
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So every moment I'm standing
around is a moment wasted.
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Guys, some on!
We've got to hustle!
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Jack, Diane, Devante,
let's go!
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Ready to go, big guy.
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Boy, not you.
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I'm talking about my son,
Devante.
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There are six Black kids
at his school.
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How did you end up tutoring the
only other kid named Devante?
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This is the one
I'm talking about. Let's roll.
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That's why you can bet
I put a dollar value
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on every minute
of my free time.
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Hey, Dad.
Hey.
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Olivia and I have
an extra ticket
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to an amazing cheese tasting.
Care to join us?
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[Singsong] It's all
Humboldt County goat cheeses.
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♪
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[Cash register dings]
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That's gonna be
a big fat "hell no."
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I'm not about to waste
$500 of my time
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to taste some nasty cheese
from a funky goat.
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Come on, old man,
expand your mind!
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No.
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Hey, good news, baby.
If you come with me
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to a one-hour timeshare
presentation,
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we get three nights free
in San Pedro!
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Come on,
go with me, baby!
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[Cash register dings]
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Mama, thank you,
but I'm good.
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Fine, I'll ask the White lady
next door.
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I bet she's dying to get some
vacation braids.
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Oh, my God!
We just got invited
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to the most incredible
charity event.
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[Cash register dings]
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Pass.
You owe me.
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What?
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Babe?
Rainbow: Yes?
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I know it's
your birthday weekend...
Yes.
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...but I got us tickets to
Clippers Fan Fest!
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[Cash register dings]
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Hyah!
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Unfortunately,
I married someone
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whose time is also valuable.
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Damn.
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Rainbow: Come on, Dre,
don't make that face.
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What? It's not like I invited
you to a timeshare presentation.
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This is an event
for a great cause.
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Look, "When We All Vote
works to change the culture
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around voting
and increase voter turnout
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by helping to close
the age and race gap
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at the polls."
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Plus, it says
there's a special guest.
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It's gonna be John Legend.
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It's always John Legend!
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Dre, this is a cause
that we both care about!
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And the Thompsons
might be there. Ah!
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Ugh, the Thompsons.
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What?! The Thompsons
are really nice people,
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and I think that if we spent
time with them,
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we would really click.
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No way.
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Alright?
No couple friends.
Why not?
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Because no one ever likes
each other equally.
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And I don't want to get stuck
making small talk
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with some dude
just nodding along,
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telling me about the 55 ways
to fix up an old canoe.
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That canoe
was really nice.
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[Footsteps approaching]
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Hey, guys!
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Don't forget,
tonight is movie night!
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And we are gonna find out
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what they are so
"Fast and Furious" about.
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Uh-huh.
I'm-a tell ya,
I think it's air pollution.
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Uh... Sorry,
we have plans.
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Yeah.
With who?
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Friends.
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Where?
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Out.
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Yo,
you hear this dude?
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Yeah. They're crazy.
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Don't wait up.
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Wow.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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Well, you know what,
Dre?
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This is why
we need couple friends.
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Come on, we'll go there,
we'll meet some people.
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It's gonna be fun.
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Come on.
Go with me.
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Fine!
Yes!
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I'll go.
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But I'm wearing sneakers
with my suit,
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and I don't want to hear
a word about it.
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Fine.
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Even though Bow's
adult play date
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wasn't until the weekend,
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I was already dreading hanging
out with other couples.
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Okay, Dre,
what's going on?
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Oh, no, let me ...
let me guess.
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Uh, the NFL has fired its only
Black head coach?
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No.
Oh.
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Bow is making me go to
this charity event
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because she thinks we need
couple friends.
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Who needs couple friends?
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I wish I had couple friends...
or really even any friends.
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Aw, couple friends are
a complete waste of time.
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Trust me. The woman always
falls in love with you,
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and the man
always wants a boat loan.
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If you don't want to go to
the charity event,
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I'll be happy to escort Bow.
[Chuckles]
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At the dinner table,
lookin' all fine.
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What's this?
Someone's passing around a bowl.
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Okay, I'll put my keys in.
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I'm a little unsure
at first.
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Rainbow is perfect.
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With so many
beautiful types of fruit,
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I'd be foolish to limit myself
to just one...
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Okay, Charlie,
- it's not that kind of party.
- Oh.
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Alright? These events
are always the same,
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with Bow trying to make us
be friends
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with interesting women
and their dud husbands.
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You know, so many journalists
and college professors.
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Never anything that's useful,
like a Formula 1 driver or ...
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or a celebrity chef.
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Or a friendly D.A. who can
"lose" the paperwork
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when you're charged with
trafficking panda cubs.
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Exactly!
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Look, I don't mind
writing the check,
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but my whole night is ruined
when Bow does that stuff.
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Like, hell, I'd rather
go to
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Devante's kindergarten
drum recital.
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Hell, I'll take her
to the drum recital.
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[Chuckles]
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Wait, someone's passing
a bowl around.
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What's this?
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They're swapping kids.
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Someone hands me a child.
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I guess he's mine now.
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Charlie?
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I will be taking my wife
to every event,
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including this one, even if it
is a total waste of time.
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But I will tell you this.
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I am playing hard to get.
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I will not be saddled
with a dud again.
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I kept my word and went to
the charity event with Bow,
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and it was exactly what
I thought ... full of duds.
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And we are so grateful that you
have joined us
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to support
When We All Vote.
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We're a nonpartisan initiative
that empowers people to vote,
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hold our elected officials
accountable,
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and protects the right
to cast a ballot.
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We need your help to build
an engaged electorate
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for today
and for generations to come.
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Yeah.
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Cheers. Thank you so much
for your support.
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Hey!
Wonderful.
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Thank you for having us.
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Hon?
Yes?
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Yeah, uh, we've been here
for an hour.
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Mm-hmm.
Can we put
these spinach puffs
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in our pockets
and break out of here?
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No, Dre, we cannot do that.
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Why?
Just ...
Just be a nice person.
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Be a nice ...Babe, let's break out.
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♪
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What?
[Gasps]
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Isn't that ... Who is that?
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[Majestic music plays]
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Sweet Black Jesus.
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- That's not John Legend.
- I know.
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Ruby: Hey! What y'all lookin'
so happy about?
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Did you make my baby
take marijuana?
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What?! No,
we just, um...
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[Clears throat]
We met somebody special.
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Like, special special.
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They might not want to hear
- about who we met tonight.
- Oh, probably not.
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It was Michelle Obama!
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Michelle Obama?!
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Are you sure
it was really her?
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You'll been fooled
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by Barack Obama impersonators
before.
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Okay, he was pretending not to
be himself
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so he wouldn't draw a crowd,
fool.
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And we know it was her because
we connected
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like we've known each other
forever,
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and we had a conversation that
was about being parents...
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Mm-hmm.
...professionals...
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Yes...and honestly, it was ...
what's the word?
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Oh...
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Both: Magical.
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Hmm.
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[Dionne Warwick's "That's
What Friends Are For" plays]
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♪
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♪ Keep smilin', keep shinin'
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♪ Knowin' you can always count
on me, for sure ♪
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♪ That's what friends are for
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♪ For good times and bad times
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♪ I'll be on your side
forevermore ♪
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♪ That's what friends are for
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♪ Keep smilin', keep shinin'
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♪
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How do you know she feels
the same way about you?
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Yeah. This is the same boy
who thought he made eye contact
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with Janet
on the Rhythm Nation tour.
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- Yeah.
- And then he went back to school,
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telling everybody
that she was his girlfriend.
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She looked into my soul.
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We know because I got
Michelle Obama's phone number.
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And she will be joining us for
dinner here Saturday night.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho!
What?!
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Oh, my God,
- this is amazing!
- Ruby: They lyin'.
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I am gonna start workshopping
ideas on how to greet her.
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"Hello" does not
feel special enough.
It's not.
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She's not gonna
want to meet you
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when she can meet a genuine
Civil Rights hero.
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No one has told
any of you
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that you are welcome to
this dinner,
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so you have to
leave the house,
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because we want to
have a nice, normal dinner
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with our friends.
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You don't have
any friends.
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Right!
Oh, it feels so right!
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You aren't seriously
gonna leave us out?
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This is child abuse!
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Andre, your giant head tore me
from tip to tail.
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Now, you could at least let me
say hello to the woman!
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Sorry, everybody must leave
Saturday night,
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and that goes for
you guys, too.
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Okay, cool. Mason's having
a black-light party,
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so we really don't care about
what you guys have going on.
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Michelle Obama
is coming to dinner.
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- What?!
- What?
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Diane: Oh, I, uh...
Dang, Mason's party
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was just canceled, yeah.
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- He has a seven-day diarrhea.
- Mm.
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So, um, we are actually
available to meet Mrs. O.
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All of you
are banned, okay?
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Because this ...
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this is something
that's just for Dre and I.
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- Yes.
- Mmm.
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No.
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[All arguing]
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"No" is right.
Ain't nobody ...
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Alright, alright!
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Hold on, hold on!
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We understand and appreciate
all that you do for us.
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And if you want this evening to
yourselves,
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we will honor your request.
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I neither understand or
appreciate what Rainbow and Dre
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are trying to do, nor do I feel
any need to honor their request.
252
00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,448
[Gasps]
This is madness.
253
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,364
- I agree!
- We have a Black Jesus given right
254
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,583
to meet this woman!
255
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:47,238
Now, y'all know ...
y'all know how I feel
256
00:09:47,281 --> 00:09:49,283
about somebody from the
government comin' in this house.
257
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,720
- Yeah.
- Right.
258
00:09:50,763 --> 00:09:52,025
But we talkin' about
Mrs. Michelle Obama. Come on!
259
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,505
Michelle Obama!
260
00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:54,506
It's only right.
261
00:09:54,549 --> 00:09:56,160
And who do
they think they are?
262
00:09:56,203 --> 00:09:57,814
Exactly,
we're the teenagers.
263
00:09:57,857 --> 00:09:59,293
We're the ones supposed to be
ditching them,
264
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:00,686
- not the other way around.
- Right.
265
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,689
And it's not like I even want to
hang out for long.
266
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:07,040
I just want one photo that I can
rub in the faces of my enemies!
267
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,260
Yeah, and I just want her to
sign my copy of "Becoming"
268
00:10:09,303 --> 00:10:10,565
and tell me I'm enough.
269
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,393
I want to know if she still has
connections
270
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:15,962
who can look into pardoning
certain youthful indiscretions
271
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:19,096
from the 1960s so someone
can get a passport again.
272
00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:19,923
You feel me?
273
00:10:19,966 --> 00:10:21,707
- Ah.
- Ah, I feel you.
274
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,013
Alright, alright, alright!
275
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,319
Then it's decided.
276
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,974
We're gonna crash
this party.
277
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,062
Huh?
278
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:32,849
Jack, go get me
my disguise trunk.
279
00:10:32,892 --> 00:10:34,459
Go ahead.
280
00:10:34,502 --> 00:10:37,505
Dre: The night of the dinner,
everything was in place
281
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:41,205
to welcome Michelle Obama
into our humble home.
282
00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:42,902
Babe, do you know what's weird
about this?
283
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,252
- What?
- Is how not-weird it feels.
284
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,297
I know, right?
285
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,777
Mrs. Obama is just so warm
and ...
286
00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:49,343
and down-to-earth.
Mm-hmm.
287
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,171
Do you know that I sent her
a confirmation text,
288
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:54,174
and she sent me back
a dancing-lady emoji.
289
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,698
That's it?
No words?
290
00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:56,742
It was just like, "Wah!"
291
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:57,830
She's cool.
[Laughs]
292
00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:58,962
[Doorbell rings]
Oh, okay, okay!
293
00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,746
Okay, baby!
Baby, button my arm button!
294
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:01,921
Uh...
[Shouts incoherently]
295
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,618
- Okay, I'm gonna button.
- Button, okay.
296
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,316
Okay. Okay, come on.
Come one, give it to me.
297
00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:07,057
Oh! Mmm!
[Laughs]
298
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,014
Okay.
Okay, okay.
299
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,060
[Both sigh]
300
00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:11,975
[Gasps]
Okay, hey.
301
00:11:12,018 --> 00:11:13,933
Hi. I thought I would do
the neighborly thing
302
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,195
on a Saturday night
and bring over
303
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,720
my famous
tuna-zoodle casserole.
304
00:11:17,763 --> 00:11:18,546
Can I come in, please?
305
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,678
- No.
- No!
306
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:20,897
Alright, look,
I put 2 and 2 together
307
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,420
when the Secret Service
interviewed me.
308
00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:24,378
I know Mrs. Obama is gonna be
here. I just want to meet her.
309
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,684
No.
I can pretend
to be your maid.
310
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,164
- Uh, uh, good night.
- A white maid!
311
00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:29,470
I mean, wouldn't that be
something?
312
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,298
Everyone else may have been
tripping,
313
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,953
but we just wanted to have
a normal night.
314
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,868
Luckily, so did Mrs. Obama.
315
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,870
I hope this is okay.
316
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,306
Mm-hmm, looks good,
looks good.
317
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,438
Uh-huh.
318
00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:41,961
Well, you know,
we figured
319
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,094
that you've had enough
steak dinners for a lifetime.
320
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,573
[Laughs]
How'd you know?
321
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,618
Oh.
[Laughter]
322
00:11:46,661 --> 00:11:47,445
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
323
00:11:47,488 --> 00:11:48,707
[Laughing]
324
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,969
Don't mind us.
Sorry, just ...
325
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,579
Oh ... forgot my phone
in here.
326
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:52,624
Hi.
We'll be real quick.
327
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,800
[Chuckles]
Take the picture.
328
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:58,456
For the love of God, Olivia,
take the picture.
329
00:11:58,499 --> 00:11:59,413
Junior?
330
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,414
Yes?
331
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,415
Get out.
332
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:02,590
Oh, sorry, Father.
[Chuckles]
333
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,983
- Thank you.
- Bow, what is he doing here?
334
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:04,941
I have no idea.
335
00:12:04,984 --> 00:12:07,682
Weird, right?
Zoey?
336
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:08,683
Yeah?
337
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,468
What are you doing here?
338
00:12:10,511 --> 00:12:11,817
Are you kidding?
No.
339
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,950
I'm here all the time.
340
00:12:13,993 --> 00:12:17,344
And matter of fact, I actually
just started a fashion line.
341
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,303
Oh.
So if you wanna give me
342
00:12:19,346 --> 00:12:20,652
Sasha and Malia's sizes...
343
00:12:20,695 --> 00:12:22,132
Oh.
...I'll send you
some samples.
344
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,133
Hey.
Okay.
345
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,569
Dre:
Hey, Zoey, nice try.
346
00:12:24,612 --> 00:12:25,744
Get out.
Get out.
347
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:26,963
- Michelle: Congratulations.
- Aw, thank you.
348
00:12:27,006 --> 00:12:28,094
Oh, she's a cutie.
349
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:28,878
She doesn't live here.
350
00:12:28,921 --> 00:12:29,704
She doesn't live here?
351
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:30,705
Yeah.
Really?
352
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,533
Seriously.
Andre, my boy.
353
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,796
No.
Oh.
354
00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:34,971
[British accent]
I'll not have you speak thus
355
00:12:35,014 --> 00:12:36,233
when we have such
august company about.
356
00:12:36,276 --> 00:12:37,147
Rainbow: Oh, boy.
357
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,496
- "August"?
- What does that mean?
358
00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:39,497
Good evening, your grace.
359
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,541
Good evening.
360
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,152
My deepest apologies
for my son.
361
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,849
I'm still working
on his refinement.
362
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,764
Oh.
A father's work
is never done.
363
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,070
[Awkward laughter]
364
00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:50,116
[Bad British accent] I-I-Indeed,
guv'nor, indeed.
365
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,639
[Laughs]
[Normal voice] I'm sorry.
366
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,077
- I just love you so much!
- Oh.
367
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,514
You did so much to normalize
368
00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:57,994
having your mother
live with you.
369
00:12:58,037 --> 00:12:59,430
Okay.
[Sobbing]
370
00:12:59,473 --> 00:13:01,127
So, Mama, enough!
[Chuckles]
371
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:04,087
Alright, if your name
is not on the mortgage
372
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:07,090
and your ass has never lived at
the White House, get out.
373
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,874
- Okay.
- Great to meet you.
374
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:09,875
Ruby: Michelle Obama.
375
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:10,876
- Thank you, thank you.
- Thank you.
376
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,312
Greetings to the first man.
377
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,313
How did her arms feel,
baby?
378
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,837
- Rainbow: Hey.
- Hard ... very hard.
379
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,056
- Wow, wow.
- Okay, I'm so sorry.
380
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,492
Oh, my ... I'm...
Beautiful.
381
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,233
- Yes, that ... Okay.
- Wow, lovely gown.
382
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,408
That was a lot.
383
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,671
Yeah, I'm so sorry.[Chuckles]
384
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,152
- Oh, my God.
- My apologies.
385
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:29,112
Oh, trust me,
I have seen much worse.
386
00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:31,070
- [Sighing] Oh.
- And your family is beautiful.
387
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,419
- Oh, thank you.
- They really are.
388
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,813
Thank you, but that wasn't
the entire gang.
389
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,162
Oh, there's more?
390
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,164
Uh, I'm surprised the twins
haven't army-crawled
391
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,470
- their way in here by now.
- Twins?
392
00:13:39,513 --> 00:13:40,601
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
393
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,428
What y'all eatin'?
394
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,690
Hey, hi.
395
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,170
- Hi.
- Who that lady? Hey.
396
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,520
Yeah, anyway, we thought this
would be a great time...
397
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,826
Mm.
...for movie night.
398
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,872
- Movie night?
- Uh, I don't know your plans,
399
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,395
but, uh, you're more than
welcome to stay.
400
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,179
- Aww, thank you.
- We got sheets and pillows.
401
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,399
This is incredible.
402
00:13:55,442 --> 00:13:57,923
If I don't see cartoon smoke
in 3 seconds
403
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,185
where your bodies are,
404
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,883
I will not be paying
for your college.
405
00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:02,841
- Oh.
- Get out.
406
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,408
Rainbow:
Get out now. Go.
407
00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:06,018
I'm-a ... I will ...Go.
408
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,759
Bye.
Get out. Goodb...
409
00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:09,326
[Chuckles]
410
00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:10,936
- Wow.
- Oh, it's so cute.
411
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,807
Well, I can tell you that that
was definitely just for you.
412
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:13,983
[Laughs]
Yes.
413
00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:15,549
That was for you because
Jack and Diane...
414
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,334
Mm-hmm.
...they're in
that teenage phase...
415
00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:19,118
Oh...where they never want to be
anywhere near their family.
416
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,119
- Hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
417
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,120
- Like, ever.
- I-I get it.
418
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,774
When our girls
were that age,
419
00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:24,863
you should have seen how
they rolled their eyes,
420
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,647
- especially at their father.
- Really?
421
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,779
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
422
00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:28,823
They roll their eyes
in front of my face.
423
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,999
Well...
Oh.
424
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,261
Alright? At least show me
the respect
425
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,784
and roll your eyes
when my back is turned.
426
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:34,655
[Laughs] Well,
that's the least they could do.
427
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,700
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, goodness.
428
00:14:35,743 --> 00:14:37,267
But it's all love,
it's all love.
429
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,311
See, it's all love.
Thank you.
430
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,312
That's what
we tell ourselves.
431
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,748
Listen,
I will tell myself...
432
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,402
[Laughs]
433
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,534
I just thought it was so much
easier when they were younger.
434
00:14:43,577 --> 00:14:44,927
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
435
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,189
Jack and Diane,
when they wouldn't go to sleep,
436
00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:47,538
I would do a little Jamaican
accent for them.
437
00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:48,756
- Oh, really?
- You know what I mean?
438
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,670
And they would laugh and laugh
and laugh.
439
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:50,845
And now when
I do it for them,
440
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:51,977
they tell me
I'm canceled.
441
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,022
[Laughs]
Mm, mm-hmm.
442
00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:54,327
Well, I got to
hear this accent.
443
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,068
- No.
- Come on, baby, you got to do it now.
444
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,374
- Come on, do it, do it.
- Oh, come on.
445
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,245
- Do it! Do it!
- Come on.
446
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,246
- Do it!
- Come on.
447
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,291
[Both chanting "Do it!"]
448
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,901
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, ready?
449
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,817
Talking about life,
dissing our kids ...
450
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,819
it felt like this could be
the beginning
451
00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:09,125
of a beautiful friendship.
452
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:11,997
♪
453
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,651
Everything went smooth tonight.
Sure did.
454
00:15:13,694 --> 00:15:15,087
Alright, tonight,
for the first time,
455
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,436
I was able to be myself
456
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,613
with a person who didn't share
my last name.
457
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,659
Mm.
458
00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:23,617
Can you imagine...
Hmm?
459
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:28,318
...if we actually become friends
with the Obamas?
460
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,060
Oh. Summers in Hawaii,
pick-up basketball games,
461
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:31,930
and guest spots on...
Oh.
462
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,714
Both: "Waffles + Mochi".
463
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,325
Oh, babe,
we could talk about work,
464
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,327
we could talk about family,
we could talk about life.
465
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,415
[Inhales deeply]
466
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,633
We could go to the Grammys,
baby.
467
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,895
Oh, my God,
I love the Grammys.
468
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:41,896
I could get to
this life.
What would I wear?
469
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,810
I could get used to
this life.
470
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,247
Absolutely.
471
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,683
Wait, she said she wanted to
do this again.
472
00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:47,076
Should I maybe
send her a text?
Yes.
473
00:15:47,119 --> 00:15:48,816
- Or else ... Right?
- No, no, baby,
474
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,254
after the first date, I'd
normally wait five or six days.
475
00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:53,082
Well, that's not... But, you know, I ...
476
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,648
I rarely had second dates.
477
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,085
Okay, well,
maybe just a quick note.
478
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:58,087
I don't know, something
no-pressure, like, breezy.
479
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,523
Uh, oh, hey,
I like breezy.
480
00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:00,785
You like bree...
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
481
00:16:00,828 --> 00:16:03,614
Um, "Thanks for coming.
482
00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:08,053
We had a really nice night."
483
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,402
- Should I send it?
- Yeah, send it.
484
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,186
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
485
00:16:10,229 --> 00:16:11,143
[Both gasp]
486
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,101
Oh, my God.
We got bubbles.
487
00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:13,145
- Damn, she's quick. OK.
- I know.
488
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,668
"I had a really nice night,
too."
489
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:15,974
Oh!
Okay.
490
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,410
- Oh, that's so nice!
- Oh, let me see something.
491
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:20,631
Um, okay, "When should we do it
again?"
That's good.
492
00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:22,850
"Maybe BO44 wants to join."
493
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:23,895
Yeah, put it in there
right now.
494
00:16:23,938 --> 00:16:25,027
Why not? Hey.
I mean, you know,
495
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,071
man, I'm trying to
make me a friend.
496
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,594
[Chuckles] Oh, God!
Oh!
497
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:28,465
Wow, she does not let
a text sit.
Okay, okay, maybe.
498
00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:29,466
Look,
there's the bubbles.
499
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:30,467
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
500
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:31,685
"Why don't you and I
set a date?"
501
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:32,686
- Alright.
- Oh, God.
502
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,905
- Yeah.
- Um...
503
00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:36,212
"I'm not sure about Barack."Oh.
504
00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:37,822
"He's just ...
He's so busy.
505
00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:39,998
He's so busy working
on his next book."
506
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,565
Yeah.
She mentioned that.
507
00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:43,436
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yeah.
508
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,003
- I'm sorry, babe.
- It's okay, babe.
509
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,963
♪
510
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:50,052
Oh, my God.
511
00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,358
What?
512
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,230
I'm the dud.
513
00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:59,974
Dre: I'm used to being
the life of the party,
514
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,628
so it took me a minute
to digest the fact
515
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,848
that I received
the Presidential Medal
516
00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,458
of being the dud.
517
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,459
You okay?
518
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,852
Nah, I'm good, babe.
519
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:10,072
You know, I don't need to be
friends with the Obamas.
520
00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:11,812
I can learn how to windsurf
on my own.
521
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:12,987
I know it's hurtful,
Dre,
522
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,033
but you can't take it
personally.
523
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,122
They're such busy people.
524
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,559
I mean, they have to make tough
choices about their time.
525
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,995
She wanted to
hang out with you.
526
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,389
Well, uh, I'm amazing.
527
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,521
[Chuckles]
528
00:17:24,564 --> 00:17:26,479
But if we can't hang out
as a couple,
529
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,960
then I don't need to hang out
with Michelle Obama.
530
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,005
We're a package.
531
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,355
Aww.
532
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,532
- Thanks, babe.
- Mm-hmm.
533
00:17:35,575 --> 00:17:38,883
You know, I guess
I let myself kinda like
534
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:40,798
the idea of having
couple friends.
535
00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:43,192
- Mm.
- But not just couple friends.
536
00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:44,758
Black couple friends.
537
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,239
Babe, it seemed as if
she got us.
538
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,024
You know, I didn't realize
how much it takes out of me
539
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:54,159
when we're always unicorns
in social situations.
540
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,813
Right.
541
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,554
It's like we're always
crashing the party.
542
00:17:57,597 --> 00:17:59,643
Mm.
But not tonight.
543
00:17:59,686 --> 00:18:03,473
No.
We had a shared language.
544
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,996
We didn't have to explain
ourselves.
545
00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,780
It felt ...
It felt so good.
546
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,347
Yeah.
So normal.
547
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,176
What does it say about us
that we were more comfortable
548
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,874
with the first lady than
the parents at school?
549
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:17,835
Well...
550
00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:19,663
that between work...
551
00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:21,578
and school...
Mm-hmm.
552
00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:26,278
...we are not getting as many of
these nights as we want...
553
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,062
and need.
554
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,760
We need to find
our people.
555
00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:30,935
Yeah.
556
00:18:30,978 --> 00:18:33,198
Maybe we're looking
in the wrong places.
557
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,721
Mm.
558
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,201
You know what, babe?
Hmm?
559
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:39,900
If you want, you can still
hang out with Michelle Obama.
560
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,554
Oh, I was never not going to,
honey.
561
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,817
Trust me, I know.
562
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,254
I know.
563
00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:47,517
[British accent] Undoubtedly,
a fine Courvoisier.
564
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,214
[Laughter]
565
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:52,478
[Bad British accent] It tickles
me throat and warms me liver.
566
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,263
Uh, what's going on?
567
00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:55,568
They have dementia.
568
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,179
[Normal voice] No, no.
Look, we're celebratin'.
569
00:18:57,222 --> 00:19:00,007
We made a real connection with
Michelle Obama, didn't we?
570
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,358
[Normal voice] Michelle Obama!
Hey!
571
00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:04,403
I just can't believe Mom and Dad
kicked us out like that.
572
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,536
This is the type of thing kids
write tell-all books about.
573
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,667
Yeah.
574
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:08,668
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
y'all sit down.
575
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:09,974
Sit down, sit down.
576
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:12,194
Come here.
577
00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:17,155
You sound like a real jerk.
578
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,112
Grandma!
579
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:19,505
I'm sorry, baby.
580
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:23,074
Now, I know, as teenagers,
y'all feel like
581
00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:24,467
y'all should get
whatever y'all want,
582
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:25,990
whenever y'all want it.
583
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:29,646
But you don't get to
pick and choose
584
00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,256
when you want to
have a family.
585
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,954
You think your parents will
always be at your beck and call?
586
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,826
The real world
don't work that way.
587
00:19:35,869 --> 00:19:37,001
Thank you.
588
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:38,307
Wow. [Chuckles]
589
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,612
With all the smack you talk,
we sort of figured
590
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,179
you'd be on our side.
591
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:45,227
Bottom line ... you can't act
like fools without consequences.
592
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,532
Hmm.
593
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:50,971
I mean, hey, at least we had fun
at Mason's party.
594
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,146
No, we didn't.
595
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,191
♪
596
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,845
[Dog barking in distance]
597
00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:59,284
You tellin' me Michelle Obama
liked this excuse for a crumble?
598
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:02,461
Ha-ha!
That woman lied to you.
599
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,595
Hey, guys.
Uh, we were thinkin' ...
600
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,770
y'all down for movie night?
601
00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:08,206
- What?
- What's going on right now?
602
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,555
Uh...
603
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,122
Who do you guys think is in
the house, Cardi B?
604
00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:12,254
No.
605
00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:14,647
We thought about it,
and even though
606
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,127
there are
no special guests,
607
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,737
we still want to
hang out with you.
608
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:18,999
- Really?
- Oh.
609
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,827
Wow. Oh, okay.
Well, uh, you know what?
610
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,307
Let me get
this movie cued up.
611
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,221
♪
612
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,049
I'm not gonna lie,
613
00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:28,313
it's hard, not being able to
make new friends.
614
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:31,403
And maybe I wasn't going to be
able to hang out
615
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,798
with the first Black president
and his beautiful family.
616
00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:37,975
But at least I had my own
built-in first family
617
00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:40,543
to hang with,
and that's priceless.
618
00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:45,156
Rainbow: Baby?
Yes, babe?
619
00:20:45,199 --> 00:20:46,810
What do you think for dinner?
Thai or sushi?
620
00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:48,159
Oh.
621
00:20:48,202 --> 00:20:49,378
I forgot to tell you.
622
00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:50,857
You're on your own tonight.
I have plans.
623
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,294
- Hmm.
- With...
624
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:54,992
Dwyane Wade
and Gabrielle Union.
625
00:20:55,035 --> 00:20:56,123
Where'd you meet them?
626
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,909
Oh, you know, just,
uh ... just out.
627
00:20:58,952 --> 00:21:01,825
Mm-hmm. Nice.
What'd you guys talk about?
628
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,479
Oh, you know,
the u-usual stuff.
629
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:04,958
Oh.
You know, uh, the kids,
630
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,657
fashion, uh,
how the game ain't changed.
631
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,223
Oh.
A-As a matter of fact,
632
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,008
I'm gonna go meet them
at the county fair.
633
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:12,226
Oh, the fair.
[Chuckles]
634
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,577
The entire county
is going to be there.
635
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,143
Mm.
Everyone except for you,
of course.
636
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,058
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
637
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,364
Oh, Dre.
638
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,713
♪
639
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,628
Oh. [Chuckles]
640
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,804
♪
641
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,502
Damn it.
642
00:21:26,545 --> 00:21:28,373
Knew I should've went with
Will and Jada.
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