Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,040
[snoring]
[clock ringing]
2
00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,680
[upbeat music]
3
00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,760
[TV] [French accent] I, Hubert Bulb,
4
00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,680
zee greatest detective of all time,
5
00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,800
can now tell you who stole
6
00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,280
zee Klopman Diamond,
thanks to my superior intellect!
7
00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,600
Yeah, we know you're smart.
8
00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,120
Just cut to the chase, Herb.
9
00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,280
Who dunnit?
10
00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,240
[TV] Only one person
11
00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,560
had access to zee safe's combination!
12
00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,960
Zerefore zee culprit eeze...
13
00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,760
[interference]
14
00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,040
[Garfield] Oh, no! Stop!
15
00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,000
No!
16
00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,800
Who stole the Klopman Diamond?
17
00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:03,880
I have to know.
18
00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,280
-[alarm]
-So I told the guy...
19
00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,720
Oh no! The "TV is broken" alarm!
20
00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:09,680
Gotta go!
21
00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,320
[crying]
22
00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,160
[sad music]
23
00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,240
How could you leave me like this?
24
00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,600
After all we've meant to each other!
25
00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,360
[squeaking]
26
00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:22,960
I'll call the repairman.
27
00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,360
And I never did find out
who stole the Klopman Diamond.
28
00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,760
I'll have it back to you in a few days,
good as new.
29
00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,000
[Garfield screams]
30
00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,280
[sobbing]
31
00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,600
[Odie mutters]
32
00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,880
A few days without TV?
33
00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,040
What am I going to do?
34
00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,360
I can't just eat and sleep,
I need activity!
35
00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,880
I know how much
you'll miss the TV, Garfield.
36
00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,440
About as much as I'd miss breathing.
37
00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,920
Or cannelloni.
38
00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,560
I have an idea what we can do.
39
00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,280
Anything! I'm desperate!
40
00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,800
[crash]
41
00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,680
Ah! Found it!
42
00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,840
[light music]
43
00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,600
This was my grandmother's TV.
44
00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:09,760
Maybe it still works.
45
00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,600
She does, why shouldn't her TV?
46
00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,040
I used to watch this set
when I was a kid,
47
00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,520
and I had the silly idea
48
00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,880
that the folks
on the screen could see me.
49
00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,640
Folks on the screen seeing you watching?
50
00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,200
That's the silliest thing
I ever heard of!
51
00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,200
Hey! You at home!
52
00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,600
Stop doing that.
53
00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,120
And I especially remember this guy,
Dr. Goodiegood.
54
00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,800
He hosted my favorite show,
Have You Been Good Today?
55
00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:35,880
I loved him.
56
00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,760
You change the channel
by turning this knob.
57
00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,840
These TVs didn't have
remote controls.
58
00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:45,960
What?
59
00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,920
You actually get up and go
to the TV in order to change channels?
60
00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,080
Isn't the principle
behind television
61
00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,440
not to have to get up
and do things?
62
00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,280
You'll have to find a station.
63
00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,520
Liz is waiting for me.
64
00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,120
Be back in a while!
65
00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,520
[sigh] Well, guess I have
to do this the medieval way...
66
00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,440
Odie, come on!
67
00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,040
[groaning]
68
00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,080
[white noise]
69
00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,360
-[music]
-Yes!
70
00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,920
And now, from our studio,
71
00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,720
please welcome your favorite host,
Dr. Goodiegood!
72
00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,520
[kids] Yay!
73
00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,120
Dr. Goodiegood?
74
00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,040
Hey, that's that show
Jon used to watch as a kid.
75
00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,640
He's still alive?
76
00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,520
Hello children!
77
00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,200
Hey, hey, have you all been
78
00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,960
good little boys and girls today?
79
00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,000
[kids] Yes, Dr. Goodiegood!
80
00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,880
Hey, where's the color?
81
00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,400
Why is the picture in black and white?
82
00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,600
I'll try another channel.
83
00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,480
This guy's on every channel!
84
00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,560
As we all know,
85
00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,920
the most important thing in the world
86
00:03:56,080 --> 00:04:00,720
is to be a good person
and think good thoughts.
87
00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,920
Hi, Garfield!
88
00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,760
How am I supposed
to think good thoughts with him around?
89
00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,880
I'm directing a movie about myself
and you're gonna film it.
90
00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:15,960
I'm gonna call it:
91
00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,400
24 Hours in the Life
Of the Cutest Cat On Earth.
92
00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,240
All you have to do
is follow me around all day
93
00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,720
and film me with this camcorder.
94
00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,760
Great, Nermal.
95
00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,040
But you know,
it's important to start any movie
96
00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,080
with a great action sequence.
97
00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,680
Uh, true!
98
00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,320
What kind of action sequence
do you have in mind?
99
00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,200
[Nermal screams]
100
00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,360
Bravo! Great action sequence!
101
00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,240
Author, author!
102
00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,520
Now, back to the new old TV.
103
00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,040
Maybe Dr. Goodiegood
knows who stole the Klopman Diamond.
104
00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,880
You should be ashamed of yourself.
105
00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,520
That's no way to treat a friend.
106
00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,240
Who? Me?
107
00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,840
Yes, you, Garfield.
108
00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000
Right, kids?
109
00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,120
[kids] Boo! Bad cat! Bad cat!
110
00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,280
What's going on here?
111
00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,000
Is he talking about me?
112
00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,800
Yes, I'm talking about you.
113
00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,080
What you just did
to that nice little fellow
114
00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,840
was very, very naughty!
115
00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,520
What nice little fellow?
116
00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,000
You mean Nermal?
117
00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,120
He's the most obnoxious...
118
00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:29,120
Wow, why am I talking
to someone on TV?
119
00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,960
It's not as if he can
hear me or see me...
120
00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,360
Or is it?
121
00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,200
I can see you.
122
00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,880
I can hear you.
123
00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,840
And I can do this to you.
124
00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,080
[Garfield screams]
125
00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,040
What was that?
126
00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,520
What did you do?
127
00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,160
Why am I all gray?
128
00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,920
[panting]
129
00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,040
[panicked moan]
130
00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,640
I took your color away, Garfield.
131
00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,280
You see...
[coughs]
132
00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,840
I look at the world in black and white.
133
00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,520
One is either good or bad.
134
00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,880
And what you just did
to your friend was bad!
135
00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,720
But you've got it all wrong!
136
00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,080
I'm actually a very likeable guy.
137
00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,520
Yes? Then prove it!
138
00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,800
Go out and do some good deeds,
139
00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,920
and then maybe, just maybe,
140
00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,720
you'll get your colors back.
141
00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,120
Right, kids?
142
00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,760
[kids] Yeah!
143
00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,600
[desperate moans]
144
00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,280
Good deeds?
145
00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,040
I don't do good deeds...
146
00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,240
I don't do deeds of any kind,
I just eat and sleep.
147
00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,760
Helping an old lady across the street,
148
00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,600
that would be a good deed.
149
00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,880
[action music]
150
00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,800
Hehe!
151
00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,040
What are you doing?
152
00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,320
I'll have you across the street
in no time, lady.
153
00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,720
[dramatic music]
154
00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,400
Okay...
155
00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,440
I got a little orange back.
156
00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,280
More good deeds to do.
157
00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,520
That piano is about to fall
on that man eating ice cream!
158
00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:35,200
Saving a guy eating ice cream
from having a piano fall on him.
159
00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,400
That would qualify as a good deed.
160
00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,000
[dropping sound]
161
00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,320
[screeches]
162
00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,120
[dropping sound]
163
00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,000
[fighting sounds]
164
00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,240
[piano keys banging]
165
00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,000
[dazed] Hey kids, don't try this at home.
166
00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,600
Or anywhere else.
167
00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,360
Hey, I passed this second test
with flying colors!
168
00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,680
Looks like I've got
about one good deed left.
169
00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,200
Boy... Good deeds to do
are getting hard to find.
170
00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,200
[screaming]
171
00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,160
Sounds like someone is in trouble.
172
00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,080
[angry barking]
173
00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,200
[frightened moans]
174
00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,320
Don't harm me!
175
00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,000
I'm too adorable.
176
00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,440
[angry barking] [growling]
177
00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,280
Sounds like Nermal is in trouble.
178
00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,160
[violent barking and growling afar]
179
00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,880
No, a good deed is a good deed.
180
00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,760
Even if it is Nermal.
181
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,080
Go away! Leave me alone!
182
00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,640
[angry barking]
183
00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,320
How could you possibly
hurt someone this cute?
184
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,280
[purring]
185
00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,600
[angry barking]
186
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,280
[desperate] Let's call my agent.
187
00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,360
We can work something out,
like a dog food commercial?
188
00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:58,680
What do you say?
189
00:08:58,840 --> 00:08:59,640
[violent barking]
190
00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,960
[Garfield] Hey, you stupid
pea-brained mutts!
191
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,760
Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?
192
00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,760
Yeah! Like him.
193
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,440
[furious growl]
194
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,440
[action music]
195
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,000
No... Don't chomp me!
196
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,360
Stop! Help!
197
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,600
[enraged barking]
198
00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,760
Help! Somebody do a good deed for me!
199
00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:24,600
-[Garfield screaming]
-[furious barking]
200
00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,000
[enraged growling]
201
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,080
Meow...
202
00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,680
[violent biting sounds]
203
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,120
[dramatic music]
204
00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,600
That was a really dumb
thing to do, Garfield.
205
00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,240
You should get your head examined.
206
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,920
By the way, you're starting to turn grey.
207
00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,400
Why, the ungrateful...
208
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,240
Hey!
209
00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,160
[cheerful music]
210
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,720
I'm back in full color!
211
00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,040
Wait 'til I tell Dr. Goodiegood!
212
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,880
I proved I'm a good cat!
213
00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,360
Dr. Goodiegood! Dr. Goodiegood!
214
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,520
I have all my colors again!
215
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:08,960
Dr. Goodiegood?
216
00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,880
[Garfield cries]
217
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,320
The repairman brought our set back,
and it works fine!
218
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,280
[sad music]
219
00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,880
Dr. Goodiegood?
220
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,680
Dr. Goodiegood! Dr. Goodiegood!
221
00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,000
Dr. Goodiegood?
222
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,480
If you're wondering about that old TV,
I had him take it away.
223
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,440
[action music]
224
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,640
Wait!
225
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,160
Wait! Dr. Goodiegood! Wait!
226
00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:43,640
Goodbye, Dr. Goodiegood.
227
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,800
[sad music]
228
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,040
Garfield... Remember Dr. Goodiegood?
229
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,760
Yeah, how could I ever forget him?
230
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,520
He's that old TV show host
I told you about this morning.
231
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,320
I was wondering what happened to him.
232
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,720
I looked on the Internet.
233
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,800
As you know, nothing you read
on the Internet is wrong!
234
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,240
Except, of course, for a lot of stuff.
235
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,040
It says here he retired 27 years ago,
236
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,400
and nobody has heard from him since.
237
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,000
Hi, doc. Hope you're fine.
238
00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,640
Come on, Garfield,
let's go have a midnight snack.
239
00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,480
Good. Then I'll be fine...
240
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,160
Take care, doc.
241
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,800
Wherever you are...
242
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,960
You take care too, Garfield.
243
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,760
[laughing] You did good today.
244
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,720
[upbeat music]
245
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,680
Subtitling: ECLAIR
16325
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof