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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[funky music]
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[hopping]
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Garfield, you agreed we'd exercise
every afternoon!
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-[yawning]
-[TV sound]
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I must have been delirious
from lack of pie or something.
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Let's go jogging.
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It's time for physical activity.
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Here's my idea of physical activity...
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[Jon screams]
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I'll let you off now, but later,
we're going jogging!
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[crash]
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I'm missing my favorite game show,
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-Million Dollar Name That Fish!
-[Odie mutters]
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[panting and muttering]
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No, I will not throw the stick
so you can go fetch it.
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[Odie howls]
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I have to go watch
Million Dollar Name That Fish!
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[Odie and Jon moaning]
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Hi, Garfield.
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Time for the meeting.
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Meeting? What meeting?
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The meeting
of the International Nermal Fan Club.
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You promised me
that if I left you alone for a week,
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you'd come to the meeting.
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[purring]
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[sigh]
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-Who's the president of this club?
-I am.
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Who's the vice-president of this club?
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I am.
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How many members do you have?
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[proudly] Just me.
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Haaaaa!
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[dropping sounds]
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-[angry meow]
-[door slamming]
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Days like this, I wish I could be
in about eight places at the same time.
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Good afternoon and welcome
to TV's top game show,
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Million Dollar Name That Fish!
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On today's show...
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[breaking news jingle]
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We interrupt your game
for this breaking news story.
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What could be more important
than Million Dollar Name That Fish?
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We have reports that Dr. Thaddeus Bonkers
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has perfected a device
that will enable him
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to clone or, otherwise,
perfectly duplicate another person.
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Here's Dr. Bonkers now...
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Dr. Bonkers,
is there any truth to the rumor
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that you are cloning people?
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What? Absolutely not.
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That rumor is absurd.
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Well, there you have it
straight from the source.
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Cloning people? A ridiculous idea.
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[gasp]
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And now we know.
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Dr. Bonkers is not using
new cloning technology
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to create duplicate human beings.
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Where do people come up with such things?
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We now return you to
Million Dollar Name That Fish.
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Gee, it would be nice to have
a clone or two of myself around.
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I could go jogging with Jon
and stay home and watch TV.
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I could send myself out for sandwiches.
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I could...
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I could look into this...
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[Dr. Bonkers] If you came
to ask about my cloning ray,
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you’re wasting your time.
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[clones chatting]
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I do not want to disclose it
until it is perfected.
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[overlapping conversations]
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[device launches]
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[scanning sound]
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[laser sound]
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[applause]
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I have to go,
the Mad Scientists League
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is having a baseball game tonight.
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I am the entire starting lineup.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh my, he left the cloning ray
completely unguarded.
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It would be wrong of me to take it home
and make duplicates of myself.
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[screeches]
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If anyone asks,
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tell them my evil clone took it.
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[cheerful music]
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Oh, no! Stop!
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[screaming]
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[horn]
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[screaming]
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[scared moan]
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No excuses, Garfield!
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We're going out jogging, now!
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Sure. Just give me a second.
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[device starts]
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[scanning sound]
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[laser sound]
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[chuckles]
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Garfield?
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I hope you're ready to run.
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Ready for the fifty mile hike?
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Now, maybe I can watch TV and...
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[Odie whines]
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One moment, please.
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[device sound]
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[screeches]
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Come on, boy!
I'll throw the stick and you fetch it!
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[panting]
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[Odie barks happily]
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[screeches]
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[door slams]
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[laser sound]
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I'll go find Nermal while you watch TV.
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[chuckles]
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Thanks, handsome!
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[joyful music on TV]
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[Nermal crying]
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What good is having a fan club
if I don't have any fans?
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Hey, Nermal!
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Where's the meeting?
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The meeting?
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Of your fan club.
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I actually have a member
for the International Nermal Fan Club!
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Awesome.
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[sigh] This is great.
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I don't have to do anything.
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My clones do it all for me!
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Now, Mrs. Bonnie Lou Underburger
of East Moline, Illinois!
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For one million dollars
and a jar of tartar sauce,
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name that fish!
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Uh... Halibut?
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No, wait. It's not a halibut.
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A cod?
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It's a mackerel.
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Tuna?
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No, salmon?
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Sturgeon? Perch?
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Mackerel! Just say mackerel.
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[panting]
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Isn't it a great day for running,
Garfield?
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[panting] There are no great days
for running.
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[Odie barks]
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[Odie barks happily]
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[dropping sound]
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[Odie barks happily]
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[sighing] Oh, boy...
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[Garfield panting]
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[Garfield screaming]
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[Nermal, on mic] Would someone
like to propose
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that today and every day
be declared Nermal Cat Day?
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So moved.
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It has been moved.
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Is there a second?
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I second.
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It has been moved and seconded.
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All in favor say "Aye!"
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Aye, aye, aye...
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The ayes have it.
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Now, would someone like to propose
that I be on a stamp?
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[frustrated meow]
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[resigned sigh]
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[TV] Sorry, Mrs. Underburger.
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You didn't name that fish
and win the million dollars
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or the jar of tartar sauce.
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Oh...
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I wanted that tartar sauce.
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[yelling] Should have said mackerel!
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[doorbell]
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Oh! Maybe that's the pizza I ordered.
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Wait 'til you see what I thought of!
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Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!
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One moment, please.
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[device starts]
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[scanning sound]
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[laser sound]
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Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!
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[laser sound]
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Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!
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[laser sound]
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Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!
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[Garfield clone panting]
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I just realized...
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How come I have to do this
and he gets to sit home and watch TV?
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How about if he runs
and I stay home to eat
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and watch Name That Fish?
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Garfield!
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We aren't finished with our jogging yet!
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[funeral march]
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No, no!
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I can't take any more of this!
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He can come out here and throw the stick!
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[dramatic music]
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[Odie barks]
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[Jon struggling]
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When I was a kitten, people said:
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"Well, he can't get any cuter than that."
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And look! I fooled 'em.
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[roaring]
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This must stop!
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But enough about me!
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Let's talk about you, Garfield.
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What do you think
are my most adorable qualities?
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Haaaaaa!
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Hey! You come back here!
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We didn't vote to adjourn yet!
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-[laser sound]
-Here's the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!
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[laser sound]
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Here's the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!
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-[laser sound]
-Maybe next,
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I'll order Chinese Food delivered.
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[laser sound]
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All right, your turn to jog with Jon,
my turn to nap.
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You go throw the stick
so the dog can fetch it!
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[all] Here's the pizza
you ordered, kitty cat!
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I'm not listening to Nermal
another second.
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You go do it.
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[Vito's clone] Here's the pizza
you ordered, kitty cat!
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Well, I'm going to make my own clone!
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No! I want to make my clone!
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[overlapping voices]
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[device launches]
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[scanning]
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[scanning]
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[scanning]
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[scanning]
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What's going on here?
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[Vito's clones] Here is the pizza
you ordered, kitty cat!
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[Nermal] Garfield!
Come back to my fan club meeting!
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I'm the cutest cat in the whole world!
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[Odie's clones barking]
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[Jon's clones] What's going on here?
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[Dr. Bonker's clones] Stop!
Everyone stop!
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[rumble]
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[overlapping voices]
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[Dr. Bonkers] My cloning ray was missing!
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[Dr. Bonkers clone] I figured
only the cat could have taken it.
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[Dr. Bonkers clone] I see we were right.
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My cat's sorry.
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But you've got to get rid
of all these extra mes and hims...
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Not to worry.
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As you can see...
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...the clones disappear after a while.
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So, all we have to do is wait
and the extras will disappear.
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What do we do in the meantime?
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We have an idea!
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An idea, and enough pizzas!
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Now, for one million dollars
and a jar of tartar sauce,
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name that fish!
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[all talking]
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You know, except for pizza,
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you can have an excess
of anything in this world.
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You can even have too much of yourself.
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[Garfield clones] We agree!
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[upbeat music]
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