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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[Garfield] Here, send this to Abu Dhabi
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and do not handle with care.
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[Jon] I'm sorry.
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Garfield, how many times
do I have to tell you?
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You can't mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi.
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[gasping]
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He wouldn't fit in the fax machine.
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Besides, Nermal is so cute.
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[groaning]
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[dramatic music]
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[purring]
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In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing
on the entire planet.
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And I'm so glad he's going to be staying
with us for the entire month.
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[terrified screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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Face it, Garfield.
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In the reality-based world,
I am the pinnacle of cute.
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And the cute ones rule.
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I have to stay here and see this.
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What I can't figure out
is why any of you watch
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when he's on the show.
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Doctors work day and night
to get rid of horrible diseases.
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When will someone find a cure for Nermal?
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[dramatic music]
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[dramatic music continues]
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In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing
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on the entire planet.
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I'm so glad he's going to be staying
with us for the entire month.
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You are monitoring our dread enemy,
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the orange cat, General?
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Yes, and I believe we will soon
find his weakness.
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He seems to hate that which is "cute."
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We must find his weakness.
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His ability to devour our people
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is all that prevents us
from finally conquering his planet.
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The secret may lie in this line
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our spy monitors just captured.
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[Nermal purring]
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In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing
on the entire planet.
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This "Nermal" has a dire effect
on the orange one.
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That is the key.
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Send in Spumoni.
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[teleportation sound]
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[extremely deep voice]
You sent for me, General?
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I did.
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It is time to program the transformation
our scientists have engineered.
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Step into the molecular restabilizer...
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This will change him into
an even cuter version
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of the Nermal species,
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so he can infiltrate
the orange one's home.
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[laser loading and launching]
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It will be my honor
to go on this mission,
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the better to gain...
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[shrill voice]
...information that will enable
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my beloved planet of Parma
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to conquer the Earth.
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Brilliant.
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Like this, he will find out
how to defeat the orange one.
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I can use the molecular restabilizer
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to transport him to Earth
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and later to bring him back, as well.
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[teleportation sound]
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-[fingers snap]
-[keys beeping]
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[ray sound]
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[eerie music]
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[teleportation sound]
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[extremely deep voice]
I have successfully...
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[clearing throat]
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[deep voice] I...
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[shrill voice] ...have successfully
arrived on Earth.
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I shall gain entrance to the home
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of the orange large creature.
-[knocking]
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[dramatic music]
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[Jon] Who could that be?
I'm not expecting anyone.
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[cute meowing]
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Oh!
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[cute meowing]
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Oh, you poor little adorable kitten.
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You look abandoned and hungry.
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[cute meowing]
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Don't worry, I'll feed you.
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And boy, you sure are cute.
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[purring]
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-[ominous music]
-[evil laughter]
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What? Another cute kitten?
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Hasn't Nermal made me sick enough?
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I know you don't like this,
Garfield, but he's so cute.
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In fact, he's even cuter than Nermal.
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-[Garfield groans]
-[Odie barks]
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What do we need
another disgustingly cute...
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"Cuter than Nermal?"
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Ah, this could be,
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shall we say, interesting.
[malicious giggling]
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-[happy humming]
-[xylophone steps]
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You seem pretty confident
of yourself, Nermal.
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And why shouldn't I be?
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After all,
I am the cutest kitten in the world.
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Uh-uh...
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Uh?
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Meet our newest guest.
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What did you say your name was?
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Spumoni.
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You think this kitten's cuter than me?
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No way.
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I mean, he's cute...
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But I'm CUTE!
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Jon sure thinks so.
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Here's a ball of yarn
for our cute little friend to play with.
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What?
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[Jon giggling playfully]
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-[Odie moans lovingly]
-[Jon] Oh...
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Oh, that's so adorable.
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I've got to call Liz.
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Nice try, fella.
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I'll show you cute with a capital "C."
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[dropping sound]
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[purring]
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You've got to see him, Liz.
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Cutest kitten you ever saw.
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-[Liz chatting]
-[Nermal] Meow...
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[purring]
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Nermal, aren't you a little old
to be acting like that?
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No, I can't bring him over right now.
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I think Aunt Ivy's
dropping by for a visit.
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[doorbell]
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-Aunt Ivy? Haaa!
-[chattering teeth]
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I see this dump hasn't changed one bit...
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You still have that obese cat.
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And that flea-bitten mutt...
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[worried gasp]
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I don't know who this is,
but I don't like him, either.
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And this little one is...
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is...
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Is adorable!
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Why, you're just the sweetest, cutest,
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most precious kitten
in the world, aren't you?
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Even Aunt Ivy likes him.
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And she doesn't like anything.
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-[doorbell]
-Excuse me.
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I'm a total stranger.
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I was just passing by
and I somehow had a feeling
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that you had
the cutest kitten in the world.
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And I can see I was right.
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Did I just hear someone say something
about the cutest kitten in the world?
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[purring]
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Me! Me!
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Don't you people know cute
when you see it?
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-[doorbell]
-[Eddie] One side,
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formerly-cutest kitten.
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I want to see the new champ.
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[shriek of exasperation]
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[all] Oh...
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It can be hard to accept reality.
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[sigh] Well...
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It was nice being adorable...
while it lasted.
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[chatter]
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-He's just adorable.
-I love him.
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[device ringing]
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-[device ringing]
-[chatter continues]
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Excuse me a second, admirers...
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[Eddie] Oh, he's so cute...
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[chatter continues]
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[device ringing]
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[deep voice] No, exalted leader.
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I have not found
the orange one's weakness yet.
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And I will not.
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What do you mean, "you will not?"
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These people, they think I am adorable.
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But Spumoni,
you are my fiercest warrior.
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Yes, but all my life,
I wanted to be cute.
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They love me, I will not betray them!
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Farewell.
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Spumoni, this is an outrage!
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[Odie barks]
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You're not a cute kitten.
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True.
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I really look like...
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this!
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[cute voice] But I would rather
look like this.
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I dunno, somehow, you look cuter
to me when you look like lasagna.
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[groaning]
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Use the molecular reclamation ray!
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Bring him back here at once!
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[general] Yes, your leadership!
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Please don't expose me!
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Or eat me!
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[ray sound]
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-[teleportation sound]
-[Garfield] Haaa!
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The reclamation of Spumoni
is completed, your leadership!
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You are in big trouble,
Spumoni.
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[teleportation sound]
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We are in big trouble!
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Our dread enemy!
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-[screaming]
-[general] Run!
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The monster is in our midst!
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[dramatic music]
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Boy, I'll never get home from here!
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[screaming]
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Haaaaa!
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[heavy steps]
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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[Garfield laughs]
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-Ha!
-[chattering teeth]
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Please! Do not devour us.
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If I don't, will you send me home
and never bother us again?
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Anything! Anything you ask!
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[begging] Please!
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Ok, you've got yourself a deal, fella.
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[dropping sound]
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[clanging]
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[lasagna people] Hail to the King!
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[teleportation sound]
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Everyone left, Garfield.
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That cute kitten just disappeared on us.
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Do you have any idea where he went?
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Uh...
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nope.
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Is it true?
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Is he gone?
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Gone, apparently for good.
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Then that means,
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I'm numero uno again!
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Yes! Cutest kitty cat
in the whole wide world!
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Yeah, we're all thrilled for you.
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Yeah, you'll never know
what it's like, Garfield.
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Having everyone
like you and admire you...
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It's just the greatest feeling
in the entire universe!
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[deep voice] I know
what you mean, Nermal.
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I know what you mean.
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[dramatic music]
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There will be a sequel!
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And we will have our revenge!
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[upbeat music]
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